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Retard

Second for sneed

YOU PUSH IT

Third for niggers

Baking

going to order some kfc with my ai gains while i wait for the coming market crash to buy back in

SOXL 25 EoD

>>55098049
hey im early this time, what stocks are yall accumulating? rn im scooping up NVAX

Financially speaking, are why don't westerners boycott more pozzed brands?

>TSLA

Someday this clown market is going to end.

>Debt ceiling pressure

Anybody else think that the REAL reason markets are pumping is because they are scared of the default happening and just using AI as an excuse to run for the hills?

>>55098084
Bank of America

>>55098126
I dunno, I just buy shares and sell calls so it doesnt matter if pump, dump or crab.

I wish I could've bought more NDX-100, but alas, I'm limited by my income now.

we go sideways for the rest of the day now?

INVEST IN SPACE FOR YOUR LIFEEE

Fucking 1M yields are still rising 1 basis point per hour. Wonder if we get to see 1929 crash on steroids this year kek

>>55098124
Soon brother

tom lee eating steak and lobster every day while bobo's line up for their interview at mcdonalds

>>55098124
Not until after you put on the makeup, wear the rainbow wig, and squeeze the rubber nose.

>>55098124
when the clown populace ends, so never.

So what's bobo's next big thesis?
Rate hikes are bullish. Inverted yields are bullish. Recession is bullish. Inflation is bullish. Government default is bullish. AI is unironically bullish.

>>55098049

what happened today is ultra gay

that is all

>>55098173
something stupid like a solar flare probably

>>55098158
That faggot is the bull Michael burry. One good call then living on that for years. Plus all they did was say the obvious at the time

>>55098100
most people are in disbelief. the support for shit was quiet. only weirdos who are freak adjacent even know what pozzing is and that its not exactly an urban myth.
Be reasonable
Use your common sense
c'mon man
Thats impossible

point is they live quiet lives of active ignorance. Most of these people think the Ukraine thing happened overnight on a Putin whim and not the 14 year wind up that it had.
Don't know
Don't care
Don't care to know

It's actually incredible that the old boomer advice of stable low P/E value stocks has been defeated. Just buy semis and that's pretty much it. Diversification is literally useless.
We are back to the days of insane growth. Everyone expects 15% every day. Such a spoiled market

Just did some errands. What Jew shenanigans did I miss?

>>55098173
cant wait for china invading taiwan as somehow being bullish.

>>55098158
Best I can do

>>55098100
Most people literally don't think about it, like their mind is completely turned off to this shit.

I sold my TSM after holding since 2020. I'll take my modest gains.

>>55098146
Okay but when is SpaceX going IPO? Or even Starlink, though I'm less sure for that one

>>55098049
I bought a ton of SQQQ earlier this week. What should I do with it?

>>55098146
>SPCE

Scuse me, is this the line for the job interviews, or uh....

Cashing out my NVDA gains today what should I buy instead?

>>55098230
how much?

>>55098230
NVDS

>>55098237
Only nine shares

>imagine thinking we are in a bear market.

We told you last year that October were the generation lows. When will you concede? SPY 450? 475? New ATH? 500? 550? With all the money printing it is literally impossible for the S&P to ever again trade under 400 and it’s very likely that today or next few trading days at most will be your last chance to ever buy SPY under 420.

In a few decades you’ll look back with SPY trading split adjusted in the thousands and think “why was I not just putting every dollar I had into the index.”

>>55098230
Lumber

INVEST IN SPAAAACEEEE is the only feasible solution to this situation!!!!!!!!!

>>55098181

also does anyone have the

'just need to make it to market close' meme

>>55098258
Shut up, Wheatley.

VIX futures market makers tongue my anus
>shorting more now you slut paypigs DON'T COME YET without handing over another even $1000 for the day

>>55098230
Buying more NVDA you dolt

Just watched my lil SOXL do 140% YTD and I didn't ride it at all

>>55098224
why is this still trading and will equity holders get any recovery

>>55098255
So if I don't buy now, I'll be priced out forever?

booba

Sold a few more IEP puts.

SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

INVEEEEST IIIIN SPAAAAAACEEEEEE!!!!!

>>55098292
>>55098305
I will launch you out of a portal on the moon if you don't pipe down.

>>55098281
Because they're still busy sifting through the delisting and bankruptcy paperwork for VORB. And no lol

>>55098292

if only spacex was a publicly traded company :(

>>55098230
Moved some SOXL into the ghetto nasdaq TARK, LABU myself. Might start buying back some TMF and GDXU also.

>>55098255
I like the way you're thinking, anon. May the indexes go green and up.
Though I wish they would've stayed low for another year, I can only buy so much each month.

>>55098305
Jesus Christ, Cathie, we know you missed NVDA but ARKX isn't going to save your career.

>>55098316
You can't buy spacex, but at least you can buy defunct upper-atmosphere airplane tourism companies like SPCE.

>>55098247
assuming you've got $900
I think you're priced out bub

>Celine Dion cancels all tours due to new illness
BEARISH SELLSELLSELLSELLSELL

>>55098282
>>55098255
>>55098323


We an't even in peak FOMO season yet and you guys are already baiting kekekeke

>>55098348
>We an't even in peak FOMO
I'm concerned that you're correct.

>>55098255
>In a few decades you’ll look back with SPY trading split adjusted in the thousands and think “why was I not just putting every dollar I had into the index.”
it's hard in the moment. i owned NVDA at $140 and sold at $170 last year and thought I played that one right. Always another opportunity. and say it with me now... higher for longer. locking up half my net worth in MM funds giving close to 5% isnt bad for a 0 dte nigger like me.

>>55098146
might as well invest in the Marianas Trench. Not much of a difference between drowning cash in the deepest hole in the world or literally firing it off to outer space

>>55098079
based
this is how its supposed to be
take profits and use them to enjoy urself

>>55098364
IONQ

>>55098374
1m bonds literally give 5.5% rn

how long until the IRS updates payment amounts on the portal? I owe a balance, but can't see it.

>Fed, yes?
yeah, can you take us to SPY 430 at oh lets say the 9th
>Oh we're tightening again
Really? That's great.
>I said we are totally tightening.
Spy at 430? Perfect. See you there.

>>55098405
Quantum computing is too small a market for me.

>>55098282
Yes, you will continue be priced out of all assets. Houses, stocks, land; all of it will keep increasing in price forever as they have forever. There has never in all of recorded history anywhere in the world been a period where net asset prices declined meaningfully over any appreciable amount of time.

What will stocks and real estate be next week? Nobody knows. What will they be in five years? Higher, it’s 100% guaranteed.

guys UVXY still hasn't split
something bad has to be coming otherwise they would have announced a split already. the tiny hats are up to something

>>55098408
>>55098408
annualized so 0.58%

>>55098364
If this NVDA pump isn't peak fomo what will even cause it?

I asked chatGPT:
>How do I interpret price quotes for treasury bills? They all cluster around 6, is that the yield?

And part of its answer was:
>The fact that you mentioned the quotes clustering around 6 indicates that you might be looking at different types of securities or bonds, as T-bills generally have shorter-term maturities and tend to offer lower yields due to their lower risk profile compared to longer-term bonds.

It's like speaking to an adorable person from 2021

>>55098444
I don't know, but it will sure be illogical.

>>55098431
false, which assets and over which period makes all the difference

And just like that we've achieved the future of investing in the markets where stocks only go up every day and bobos never get to come
I'm sorry!

>>55098444
Do you know what shape peak FOMO looks like?

BOBO??

David soxl is him

>>55098408
When I was chatting with my broker's derivatives desk he mentioned bonds are marginable right away, vs MM funds taking 30 days to become marginable because they are technically mutual funds. I've never bought a bond before and i cant be bothered to login to the website to buy them right now. For now I'll pay that 0.5 to 1% fee for the fund managers to buy them for me. Maybe after Daddy Jerome tells these goys higher for longer I'll start looking at buying actual bonds. But I'm satisfied with 4.6 - 4.9% for now. Can always pull it

>>55098223

I know some of you giant whales lurk here. can someone pump some bags?

>>55098467
wait is that the thing. if you're not constantly updating its brain with fresh new data its a high functioning retard.

I have way too big of a day trading position open in TQQQ right now (4x my account balance) that I opened at the start of the market and every time I'm about to click it in to close the position the fucking thing just prints another giant green candle.

>>55098494
I can pump your ass full of my cum.

>>55098494
Yeah bro drop some tickers and I'll see what I can do.

HOLY SHIT SOXL BROS JUST.LIKE.THAT

Have I missed the hype on META? Would it just be fomo to get in now

>>55098506
SFR ONFO MEGL MOTS MBOT COYA GCTK NFTG SMX

>>55098496
there is already a plugin that gives it internet access but im not using it

>>55098510
nice job josh

GET CBOE ON THE LINE
ALMOST ALL THE SOXL CALLS ARE IN THE MONEY
I NEED MORE STRIKES

>>55098510
some SOXL holders sold and switched to SOXS yesterday, wonder how they are feeling

I think anime is turning the market gay.

>>55098510
are you logged into the HOOD website to take PC screenshots like that or are you sending pics from your phone to your PC and editing the images and then taking a screenshot of the edited image? I'm confused

>>55098535
Dow chemical is putting anime in the water that turns the friggin frogs gay

>>55098542
how old are you

LUM-CHAN DAISUKI!!

>>55098551
old enough to not know anything about HOOD platform. Those look like phone screen shots with a MS snipping tool file name. How does that happen? Or maybe I'm just retarded. That's possible too

>>55098542
No he's obviously using Gentoo

>>55098510
Nice one

>>55098444
>>55098428
>>55098405

What might happen next is the broadening of the rally to smaller techs.

If you're really discerning you'd have already seen other semis/semi-adjacent leading NVDA into earnings.
ATOM
SMCI
NVTS
AEHR
APLD


Then you have other semi/semi-adjacent stocks that are catching up after getting their teeth kicked in during earnings season
ANET
MBLY
TSM
AMD

Buying TQQQ and SOXL has changed my life for the better, thank you guys seriously. I might be able to quit my job in the future finally - earning enough to pay rent on these gains for the next few years

>>55098545
...long DOW?

>soxl will break ath in a “bear” market
holy fuck soxlsisters we are SOOOOOOOOOOO back

How high will TQQQ? I unironically bought at 50 and I've been holding

>>55098578
>he pays rent on his gains
do rentfags really?

>>55098580
Long frogs, they will prevail

>>55098593
keep holding for another year bud.

>>55098593
>holding triple leveraged ETFs for 2 years
they're designed for day traders if you hold this shit overnight you're on crack

>>55098610
>bud
beer trannys get the rope

>>55098596
Don't forget to tip your broker

Apparently we're just going to make 20% every day for the rest of our lives.

Everything is so bright green, what a wonderful day. I'm glad I bought even after the generational lows in october - we are never going down from here and Im not baiting i actually mean it - I really hope anons are buying right now, your going to look back and cry when markets hit ATH's

>>55098625
>dxy
>yields

Fucking kek! This is the picture they used in the article saying that the fed wants more rate hikes. Jerome, shine on you crazy diamond. Don't stop hiking until every bank collapses.

>>55098615
and bank accounts were designed as a long-term wallet but people have earned the big bucks for centuries by using them as free x10 leverage
chop chop only matters if it catches up to you

How badly are normies feeling FOMO right now?

>>55098615
if you held SOXL since inception in 2012 you'd be up 3,476%

>>55098642
>>55098610
should i actually hold another year?

>ASO

>>55098650
if you just suck at trading/timing then you'd be better off holding. If you actually want to beat the market, then learn something about sector rotation. I'd be eyeing a move into TMF or consider following the lagging portions of the Nasdaq with TARK, LABU.

>>55098649
Nooo, you're supposed to only stick to unlevered plays like SOXX. That'll ensure you have superior returns!

>>55098649
And you'll be up another 3,476% in 2035

My Sqqq at 36 doin a lil sumfin

>>55098223
I bought at $28 average. It's over.

>>55098615
Why is holding leveraged ETFs seen as bad? Sorry if I'm retarded, but it seems to give real good returns, as long as you're fine with recessions

its simple
underlying goes against you, close the short portion of your spread and if it goes your way you close the whole position
rinse repeat forever

>>55098638
market doesnt care as yuou can see

fuck i was in the dead thread for 30 mins wondering why everyone stopped posting.

this market had legs like 2 years ago we dont need anymore legs

Best Friday Ever, earned my monthly salary in one trading day. Bless you all

>>55098132
How far out are the strikes and expirations for your calls that you sell?

>>55098675
Sometimes they delist (looking at you, TVIX), sometimes the decay is too much (looking at you, BOIL), and sometimes people don't have the risk tolerance (looking at you, well, basically every LETF at one time or another).

power hour lfg

>>55098615
>they're designed for day traders if you hold this shit overnight you're on crack
You can swing trade them without any issue.

>>55098688

Fuckin hate this stpid global ponzi scheme, burger market pulling EU with it up. This year I will do stocks, then I'm fuckin out of this retard market. Back to commodities.

another 20% down day for SOXS. ive lost so much. never touching this shit again.

>>55098649
>if

>>55098560
he got an andriod and crops his image

>>55098667
Any thoughts on TMF vs. TARK, LABU?

SOUR HOUR

>>55098684
No definite rules, but usually at least a month out, and I just sell whatever is worth a dollar ($100) since the bots have already done the calculations.

>>55098703
>he bet against the SOXL chads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ
PUMP IT

>>55098703
lmfao

>>55098635
As the dollar continues to lose momentum
He need land from murdered Indians that represent 'em
Gold is up, urgin' all thugs
Trade in y'all chains for cash and splurge it on drugs
A more secure investment
Food and water, a couple of gallons for your cutest daughter

how to turn $3k into $10k?

>>55098740
>$3k

>>55098740
i dont know but i can tell you how to turn 70k into 47k.

>>55098718
let's keep it below $421 today fellas

>>55098678
You will beg Jerome for relief and he will ignore your cries. The only mercy he will show you is a quick death to your portfolio so you don't suffer for long.

why aren't they adding more strikes to soxl.

>>55098664
seems like another chinkshit retailer.

POWER HOUR

>>55098740
Buy AMD, that still has good 150% to pump provided they mention AI

>>55098719
What kind of stocks, tech?

>>55098746
I'm pretty good turning more money into less money too fren.

>>55098675
A lot of financial advise is about minimizing risk and dealing with the lowest common denominator. Professionals will tell you that any amount of leverage is degenerate gambling, yet when you look at the portfolios that they themselves create, it's always levered to the tits. Banks? Levered to the tits. Retirement funds? Levered to the tits. Companies after a buyout? You guessed it, levered to the tits. 300% leverage ratio looks downright cute and conservative compared to the leverage employed in some professional strategies.

And part of that advise really is about dealing with the lowest common denominator, because it's true that 95% of retail will shit their pants and liquidate and sue if they wake up one morning and their SOXL holdings have gone from $100k to $5k. The expected return is positive, but you should only invest what you're willing to lose, and there are few stock investors and even fewer who can afford to lose everything.

Part of it is that SOXL really can go to zero. If the index goes down fast enough, the issuer can just decide to liquidate the ETF even if the -30% doesn't quite happen, and it would be hard to diamond hand through that

>>55098675
They're not if you buy an ETF tracking an index that has circuit breakers protection, be it S&P500, NDX-100, whatever. That way you guarantee that your ETF won't ever be terminated. Don't ever buy a 3x leverage ETN on some commodities, that's the worst shit you could do.
2x leverage is the sweet spot for me and considering the possible drawdown, though honestly 3x can work as well considering the drawdown will be as shit as 2x anyway. Holding 2x going as low as -60% or 3x going as low as -75% in a market downturn won't change much psychologically, really.

>>55098746
kek

has anyone read Jordan Belfort's book? I though the wolf of wall street was hilarious and wanna read the story now lol

>>55098750
I believed in that too, but 25 bps seems to say something else

>>55098772
Mostly tech since they have high premiums.

BAW GAWD THEY'RE SHORT SQUEEZING THE SPY

>>55098223
>>55098671
>>55098670
Countertrend trading is tough business. If you can do it right it's very lucrative. The trend is your friend and so far SOXL/TQQQ bulls got the wind on their sails


>>55098717
Rough Sketch: I've been waiting for bonds to keep getting wrecked as better employment and higher inflation data comes in over the summer + debt ceiling drama. So TMF should getting juicier at a lower price ahead of recession (all the early recession bears are getting murdered right now so this weakness in bonds helps fuel more FOMO in equities).

Look at the biotech stocks that make up TARK and LABU. These stocks are front running rate cuts right now. These stocks were also the first to get murdered ahead of the large caps towards the end of 2021, and now they've been bottoming since June. Once money leaves large cap growth/tech stocks they'll find its way into TARK/LABU trash. It doesn't take much money to push a small cap growth/tech stock up.

So TMF, TARK, LABU is a bet on a rate cut when the large cap S&P-500 and nasdaq-100 stocks pull back and that money flows to bonds and small cap tech because the initial reaction is QE restart expectations.

>23

first time trading that i have become physically angry. 40 fucking percent in two days. they robbed me. fucking mugged me because they have info i dont and saw that tons of people were shorting semis. fucking rigged fucking piece of shit

All this euphoria caused the market to switch from pricing in a pause to another hike.
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>>55098783
>That way you guarantee that your ETF won't ever be terminated.
This is not true. The ETF can still be delisted if the performance is bad and the issuer decides to pull the plug.

>>55098797
You'll want to incorporate that into your future investing decisions. Look at /smg/, look at Twitter, look at, may Allah forgive me for saying this, reddit.

As long as you see people turning bearish, hopping on saying "ok, NVDA has gone too far." or "I'm all in SOXS now", the rally has room to run.

>>55098786
Jerome believes death by a thousand bepis. He's going to slowly bleed out the markets.

got my kfc spicy chicken sandwich meal, the fries are cold but overall its an enjoyable experience
this meal was paid for with those of you who bought the top just now

>>55098783
So what ones would you recommend?

>>55098797
I'm also a bobo but shorting any tech atm is the worst play with this AI hype bullshit.

>>55098802
The PCE (ironically in line with the Cleveland Fed nowcast. Again.) came in hot, which prompted the hike. Market euphoria's a weaker signal than that or frozen lasagna prices.

>>55098802
Yes, the market is pricing in a hike by going up 2.5%. The stock market is literally laughing in Jerome's (and Lagarde's in Europe) face.

who the fuck actually shorted tech/semiconductors this week do you hate money? wtf. idk if i've ever woken up to a more obvious market direction than today. how the fuck do you see what NVDA did yesterday and think the index is going to drop? with a debt ceiling deal obviously in the cards?

23
>23
23
>23
23
>23

>>55098675

>Because leveraged ETFs track the daily move x1.5, x2, x3, etc. There are costs to this such as rebalancing (not including the high management fees). Then you have remember that this tracks the daily percentage move.

>In Account A, I have 100 dollars in an asset, and in Account B, I have 100 dollars in a 2x ETF that tracks the asset. If an asset drops 4%, the 2x ETF that tracks the asset drops 8%. Then the asset moves up the next day 4.2%; 2x ETF goes up 8.4%. Account A has 100 dollars after these two moves, but Account B has $99.73. I lost 27 cents with the leveraged 2x ETF.

>If the underlying asset that the leveraged ETF tracks (XBI) goes up in a straight line then LABU is great. If XBI goes down in a straight line then LABD is great. But if it zig-zags with high volatility it's horrible. So holding these over time it means you anticipate the decay/slippage is not as significant as the overall return.

>Stocks (in general) are designed to go up as bull markets occur more often and in longer duration than bear markets. Holding a Bear ETF long term like LABD means you're going to lose it all.
You can read all sorts of opinions on this here:
https://www.hitcapitallllp.com/beta-slippage/
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4134608-investors-need-to-worry-beta-slippage-in-leveraged-funds
http://www.ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php

>>55098675
basically they're using the options chain to artificially create leverage. During Rollover they have to buy new options and sell old ones. This come with a cost to the fund which they pass on to the consumer.
However options give on avg 10x leverage so they're keeping 70% of your gain for themselves to cover the cost of programming the computer doing it for you when they started the fund.
This cost is called drag and you're eating it month over month over month.
You're eating pancakes with all the fixin's for breakfast and they're buying steak for dinner on your bill. all cuz they wake up a little earlier.

>lum posting ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it was a bear trap all along

>>55098797
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>55098467
T bills dont have interest payments theyre just sold at a discount to par value. So subtract the quotes price from the par value and thats how much you make on maturity.

>>55098525
Josh farmer up in this bitch?

Choose 1 of the following to drop from my portfolio: KO, ABBV, or JNJ

>>55098783
>2x leverage is the sweet spot for me
Same
In addition to VOO, I dca into QLD. I'm making lots of money lately, nice 21% gain overall

>>55098797
These bags... are getting heavy

Holy shit that's it.
Tech will never go down again.

>>55098789
Retail was heavily short. That's a part of what's fueling this.

>>55098863
I would do 10x leverage if I could. Leveraged ETFs are a gift from God because you don't have to worry about a margin call fucking you over at a low.

>>55098818
Yeah well, that's why I said to use an index ETF. The day you see something as simple as SSO being delisted because of bad performance is the day you'll see SPY on the brink of being delisted as well, you'll have more pressing matters to worry about.

>>55098824
SPUU or SSO for S&P500, QLD for NASDAQ-100 if you're feeling more cheeky.

>full exponential
It's over. The borg bogs will die, the FED will once again announce they're selling to avoid a conflict of interest, and then we're going to $0.

I mean, god fucking damn. I knew SOXL was the way and the light but this is insane.

>>55098835
yes, they are cuck and bitches and the market openly depicts it.

>>55098797
Welcome to the market kid.

Honestly this is a pretty bearish pump. A ton of stocks have been drifting down and are barely moving today. It's just the AI FOMO moving the indices up

>>55098868
what da ya think, is NVDA/mega cap tech petered out? idk goy

>>55098857
I know that much, but the quotes I was looking at did not have a direct price
https://www.wsj.com/market-data/bonds/treasuries
contrast the tab for bonds to the tab for bills

how long is SPY gonna bounce between 400-420?

>um actually your 50% gain in 2 days is bearish sweetie
lol

this is part the summer rally i told was gonna happen already in late winter. should be close to ath at year end spy

but there are now techies obv nvda, amd etc. that will sell of significantly when big boys take profits after climbing vertical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFktR6C3QoE

>>55098860
KO. Weight loss drugs work by killing appetite. No more "5 sugers in my Pepsi" types.

>>55098883
>A ton of stocks have been drifting down
my nigga RUSS2K says otherwise, he's on that linear rise today

>>55098892
They're really having a hard time with it, huh?

>>55098871
Ok I wouldn't do 10x leverage that's a little insane

>>55098899
Zoom out

>>55098845
aren't LETFs usually implemented with futures or swaps? Are you sure that options are involved?

>>55098896
Americans just aren't fat anymore... its over

>>55098891
until the lazy bums in the Russell 2000 and Dow Jones 30 catch up with NVDA, META, MSFT

>>55098894
so...next year they will sell of the tech, if youre saying ATH eoy.

>>55098905
no im just talking about today

>>55098860
JNJ and it's not even close

>>55098145
Pepe got a Jepe ca 0x88B44A014750a53857e0A8ED49147A3B804aC371

No reason next week shouldn't be green either

oh my god oh my god my SOXL bros
this is so tremendous for all our patient waiting
THE new technological revolution is upon us
all hail the semiconductor industry

and INTC is still making faces, imagine when they finally show signs of regrowth

>>55098797
The worst part about this is that you may never recover because you chose to bet on the wrong side of history.

>QQQ up 2.7% on the day
Help a bobo out, take profit please

>>55098888
"Quoted as a discount to face value" it says. They already subtracted from a par value of $100 for you, i believe.

absolutely mogging cryptofags

HOW DOES THIS C3 AI GARBAGE COMPANY KEEP MOONING

>>55098905
alright, i'll play your little game. i would call that 1 year chart violent crabbing. It's like having mild epilepsy, ya you might seize out every once in a while, but you'll be aight nigga, you tough right? *camron voice

>>55098941
>you may never recover
He WILL never recover

>>55098955
ask NVDA and MRVL. I sold AI at 27-28 and didn't plan for the bobo+fomo

>>55098955
>he's short a company with AI in the ticker
kek invite me to your funeral

>>55098859
naw josh fisher

This will be a hod close

>>55098941
to get it back SOXS will have to do a 100%. not going to happen unless everything falls a part but i am starting to see that the worst bobo doomer shit never happened and wont happen. war was a nothingburger, banks was a nothingburger, inflation was a nothingburger. none of it matters, none of it can stop the USA stock market.
i want to sell bad but if i sell today its like selling the bottom. there has to be a technical relief pullback on all this, even a small one, that will give me a few thousand back.

>>55098950
It's the discount rate, which is a bit more than subtraction:
Discount = Face Value - Purchase Price
Discount Rate = (Discount / Face Value) x (360 / Days to Maturity)

>>55098943
Sorry, we're just cooling off for the next rally.

>>55098797
my nigger
DO MORE market research
DO NOT making decisions based on shitty internet comments. You are investing into real businesses
you literally made the worst top ticked in history

>>55098981
debt ceiling deal is going to come through over the weekend and bury your account before you have a chance to trade on it tuesday

>>55098968
Stop zooming out on leveraged etfs, they all look like this after years.

>>55098907
depends on the underlying.
Swaps if its bonds, annuities, or forex
Futures if its commodities or an index with futures
if its stocks or a stock index without futures than it will be options.

>>55098970
But AI is just a shitty software company extremely over hyped, no? Why aren’t they even doing offerings? Makes the most sense

>>55098972
BUD could fix their problems if they just came out next earnings and just repeatedly said AI for 40 minutes straight.
>BUD CEO during the earnings call said nothing but AI for 40 minutes, revenue down 30% EPS missed horribly. Stock jumps up 20000000000% in AH. BUD is now the hottest AI stock on the market.

>>55098990
fuck. youre right, im just gambling on a debt ceiling bullshit to dump the markets. im fucking done. nice knowing you guys.

>>55098920
not all tech is high like amazon, fb, tesla, googl. only aapl is pretty high and msft, aapl is quite solid slowly climber i would not short that

spy is very low still. so the techies that are now almost back to ath should correct while general market continues up

>>55098981
>there has to be a technical relief pullback on all this, even a small one, that will give me a few thousand back.
This is how I feel. I should've sold on Wednesday before NVIDIA pumped it all. It's a rough spot, but there has to be a pull back eventually... right?

>>55098992
Lay downt he copium bobo, bullchads reign supreme

>>55098972
I’m not short. I’m just shocked people keep buying it

>>55098993
thanks paisen this brings me closer to the day i implement these myself instead of paying 1%

>>55099003
just bought more.

>>55098797
HE WAS BANGIN COCKTAIL WAITRESSES TWO AT A TIME, SOXS HOLDERS COULDN'T GET THEIR ORDERS FILLED

fuck it. its been a fun 3 years. i learned a lot and when i come back with a job ill do it right. im done with this semen slurping market. overall Im net positive over the last 3 years at least. fuck it.

>>55098990
ironically, a debt ceiling deal would be a sell the news event now that liquidity will start getting pulled from equities and back to bonds. Not saying that >>55098797 will get back all his losses though, but it's better than nothing.

>>55098994
do you not understand that fundamentals don't matter? How many of these hype cycles have we seen. It's all about positioning. Too many bears and too much money offsides = bullish liquidity => BOBO+FOMO squeeze. Light the match that is NVDA Earnings and the powder keg explodes.

>>55099015
fuck we're about to dump

>>55099015
Based. You'll come back stronger anon, just come back with a plan.

>>55098982
Ohh yah has to be since the later maturities dont have higher asks.

>>55099015
>>55099020
LOL

I just loaded on SOXS/SQQQ around the same time.

It was fun but semis will replace the dollar

>>55099016
euro will absolutely collapse but in usa inflation is tamed pretty much and bond rally will begin

>>55099015
He sold the bottom why?
You're supposed to double down.

>>55099015
Later bobo. We tried to warn you.

>>55099012
You gotta get bobo's close like this, and badda-bing, you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit

>>55099016
No I don’t understand, because there’s so many better tech companies that have been beat up really hard that it makes much more sense to buy. Idc if NVIDIA has a lot of hype behind the whole AI shit, it’s just another dot com bubble

>>55099015
>wins
>losses
it's always about the next trade no matter what

>>55098417
anyone wanna answer my irs ? lol

it's the beginning.

>>55099015
I also capitulated after losing $2k on soxs. I have no doubt it’ll pump on Tuesday.

>>55099016
yes these techies can be extremely hard to trade because there are short squeezes and then the shorts are flushed out they flash crash etc. etc. very hard

best way to trade them would probably be intraday trading pretty much cause longer term positions get easily hanging

>>55099048
Dayum negro you could have called them to find out over the last hour

>>55099052
literally text book stuff

>>55099029
us inflation just printed hotter this morning, its still going up because the fed is doing QE while lying about it. nobody knows what they're finally going to do with regards to inflation but they can hike to 100% and it won't matter as long as the BTFP exists

Where do you anons get your market news from besides here?

>>55099058
>hello sirs, dank u fur calling IRS, this is Josh

>>55099074
Yes, we've just entered Media Attention

>>55099031
because like anon pointed out im gambling on debt ceiling shit. other part is that mentally i am shattered holding huge losses like this. i literally would not be able to focus as long as i held that stinking bag. i have important shit to do in my life and cant have that on my mind. i dont care if it reverses next week, im out of the trade and its behind me.

>CBOE refusing to add more options for SOXL so i cannot sell calls
i just know this is intentional.

>>55099077
it may go up still a little while but bond rally is looming behing the corner that should push rates down in usa at least. euro may be different story cause eu panicks when euro crashes they may not be able to lower rates

>>55099085
Wolf Street, oilprice.com, mining.com, natural gas intel, SP global mostly. Sometimes I browse zerohedge but you have to take things you read there with a spoonful of salt

Alright, I'm out of SOXL for now. Dumb shit is sure to happen over the weekend and they'll use MUH DEBT CEILING as a way to shake the markets on monday.

First options trade ever.

>tfw didnt go all in for 200% gain

>>55099043
>found this while looking for Carlo memes the other day, top kek if true
He said that Caan “fell in love with mobsters” through his experience on the 1972 set. “’Til the day he died, he thought he was a mobster. He thought he was Sonny Corleone,” he said.

Russo also claims that Caan went too far in an infamous “Godfather” fight scene where Sonny pummels Carlo for hitting his sister.

Although Russo said that a stunt double was used, particularly when Carlo was thrown over a railing, he also was in the scene and was injured by Caan.

“That’s me. He’s biting my hand; he’s banging my elbow with that steel garbage pail. He chipped my elbow,” he said. “When I crawled out and he lifted me in the air, he broke two of my ribs, which was not in the rehearsal. That was me laying there.”

>>55099052
look us put bulls don't win ever almost at all. we're constantly getting shot, put down. But when we win its cuz we ate your children. And god damn does Kathy woods babys look plump and juicy.

>>55099114
er tuesday, whatever the fuck

I've lost all of my money!

>>55099114
>he sold?

this market is making me physically ill and i'm not even a bobo

>>55099115
I swear I included image, it ate it.

>>55099125
when did you buy this LEAP?

>>55099015
walk away anon
focus on other things

>>55099074
It feels like normie normalcy in the air

>>55099133
Right after Bard made google crash. So late march early april. It was when google was $89

>>55098049
YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET SOME FUCK WHEN THIS SHIT TURNS AROUND!!

>>55099146

>>55099143
nice, dont spend it all in one place

>>55099125
First one's on the house, kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lizoPzNPC-I

>>55099114
I'm a bit worried too, but I just can't see the market being schizo enough to pump all these semiconductor comapnies like crazy for 2 days straight on nothing but AI hype only to dump them all back down 20% or more a couple of days after for no reason.

If my returns stay at this rate I'll only make a 30% return this year. I'm literally going to kms if things don't get better

>>55099154
I dont spend my money I just use it to make more money (I am miserable)

>>55099160
Yeah I doubt it will dumb like that. Maybe like 7% pull back. Possibly mid 18s as bottom at worst. Will immediately recover.

>>55099164
same here. it's the only true way

>>55099171
>>55099171
>>55099171

>>55099162
>barely beating 30% inflation
>kms
As well you should

>>55099160
That's how the collapse works. It's being held up for no good reason.

>>55099164
Same
I got some gift cards for my birthday, and I'm trying to figure out how to convert them into VOO with the fewest transaction costs

>>55099114
>monday
sorry markets are closed for janny appreciation day. the heemings will continue Tuesday

I'm him

>>55099160
>only to dump them all back down 20% or more a couple of days after for no reason.
people here were making outrageous claims that NVDA was a gamma squeeze after hours, vs coordinated institutional buying because they were all underweight tech/semis since last year.

>>55099192
>calls on 3x instrument
>gambling on gambling

>>55099160
It's the same principle as going long when everyone's bearish. People are all hyped now. Welp... monday awaits.

>>55098797
>soxs
How many times do people have to tell you that youre a fucking stupid idiot before you listen?

>>55099192
>+800%
>only $400
Get your life together before gambling like a retard.

>>55099006
Lmao, retard tell that the guys who bought 2021. It wouldn't go as high even when the underlying would go higher than 2021.

>>55099031
anon went all in SOXS at a cost basis of 19 >>55098797
There was nothing left to slurp.


>>55099044
Smaller caps = small boats. Less money to push it up. If NVDA can pop 30% with a gain of 1/4 trillion dollars what do you think of a tech sh!tco like AI, SOUN, BBAI, GFAI.

>>55098797
My trade price is 19.19 on SOXS.
I have more SOXL than SOXS though.

>>55098941
History isn't over yet.

>>55099521
well he better shut up because its getting more ridiculous by the minute.