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55091079 No.55091079 [Reply] [Original]

>just graduated from STEM but literally broke
>hundreds of job applications submitted
>4 interviews so far, no response after follow up emails
>only emails back are "I regret to inform you that this job opportunity has expired."
I'm gonna be an Uber driver, aren't I?

>> No.55091093

>>55091079
Just lie about your experience. It's what normalfags do. Then leverage what little knowledge you gained from your first job into the second. I just saved you years of shit jobs, you're welcome

>> No.55091138

>>55091093
Make up a fake company and job description? Like 3 of these interviews were asking me technical questions, I can't really bullshit what I don't know.

>> No.55091205

>>55091138
Don't have to make up a fake company, give them ONE legit company and bogus contact info. If you can't bullshit basic technical questions you don't deserve the position. Even then the idea isn't to land a job easily, but to get past the initial filters and land a job where the interviewer is too stupid or too rushed to care about your experience

>> No.55091213

>>55091079
>I'm gonna be an Uber driver, aren't I?
Depends how brown, bald, and short you are.

>> No.55091250

>>55091079
What stem degree did you get?

>> No.55091251

>>55091205
usually those kinds of interviewers are for giant companies right?

>>55091213
nah i'm just being funny, I do have to do some jeet tier job while job hunting though.

>> No.55091265

>>55091250
Computer Engineering

>> No.55091308

your own fault for waiting until you graduated to start looking into opportunities, srs
how did you not know this?

>> No.55091336

>>55091079
>>55091308
What this anon said. I graduated 4 years ago with a decent GPA (doesn't mean shit) and no internship or co-op experience. I only lucked out due to classmate putting in a good word for me at his job.

>> No.55091344

Universities and government agencies are desperate for STEM hires. Most of the time they want experience but every now and then recent graduates get lucky.

>> No.55091369
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55091369

>>55091079
STEM when US is moving job in Bogota. good plan anon

>> No.55091374

>>55091336
niggas be playing elden ring like an autistic neet instead of going out and networking and wonder where they went wrong when no one wants to hire someone with just a shitty degree lol

>> No.55091388

>>55091308
nah, I have been looking since last semester.

>> No.55091403
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55091403

>>55091388
dude thats way too fucking late.
im graduating this year too and had my first internship with a firm in my 2nd year and they extended me a full time offer last summer.
not even trying to a be a dick, u missed the boat big time and now ur gonna need to work way harder
most people i know graduating in my class who are starting full time in the fall have had their offers for a few months now at least.
clean up ur act my g on some real shit

>> No.55091538

>>55091403
How did you even get the first internship as a 2nd year? Shit is ultra competitive af.

>> No.55091630

>>55091538
u know when clubs on campus bring over representatives from different companies and firms? or ever used Handshake? its literally just about making those people remember your face. show interest
its unironically that easy. once you have an interview if you arent a complete autist you can get your offer.

>> No.55091660

>>55091265
Yikes.