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Everyone on this board is a poorfaggot LARPing as a tycoon

>> No.55088602

>>55088543
That goes for most boards really.
Everyone on 4chan has an 8 inch cock, is 6'0 tall minimum, is around 30 but still looks like he's 19 years old, women mire him since birth every day non stop, lifts 5 plates, six figure pay just for checking his email once a day, a cash paid house, 7+ figure portfolio and a young virgin trad wife who gives birth to sons exclusively.

Constant cartoon frog image posting is just a logical extension of such an elite specimen.

>> No.55088624

>Everyone on twitter is a poorfaggot LARPing as a tycoon.
>Everyone on telegram is a poorfaggot LARPing as a tycoon.
>Everyone on the tv is a poorfaggot LARPing as a tycoon.
Surely not OP?
Surely not...

>> No.55088637

>>55088543
We just like roleplaying, it's part of being human.

>> No.55088659

>>55088602
t. 5 inch pp, 5'1 short, 26 but look about 30, women avoid me as much as i avoid them, i bought a home gym and got tired of lifting the plates so i never built it, i get paid 0 bux because no job, live with mom, 5 figure portfolio, no waifu and probably infertile from sitting on my nuts all day and smoking.
Yes glowies, have my data and try market me leg lengthening surgery while astroturfing the board with manlet memes to make me feel insecure.

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55088662

>>55088602
>Constant cartoon frog image posting is just a logical extension of such an elite specimen.
this is literally me

>> No.55088673

>>55088659
But at least i'm not balding... yet.

>> No.55088675

>>55088543
i'm a 30 year old sissy that crossdresses and wares a chastity cage. I masturbate to bbc porn while fucking myself with a dildo and I hold 10,000 chainlink, 1btc and 30 eth. deal with it

>> No.55088678

>>55088543
test

>> No.55088683

>>55088543
i make $101k/year. i'm also 30 pounds overweight, a 5'9" manlet, slowly balding, and 33 years old.

>> No.55088689

And your point is...?

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55088717

>>55088602
>Constant cartoon frog image posting is just a logical extension of such an elite specimen.

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55088750

>>55088602
Based

>> No.55088758

>>55088673
>But at least i'm not balding... yet
Thats the important one

>> No.55088866

I don't know what size my cock is but know 99% of you busted your savings/investments trying to beat the market. Most of you guys lost it all to bitcoin too. Sucker born every minute now trying to harp on cock mf's. You feel good? You still buy stocks or crypto and lose sucker.I just watch the pain and enjoy.