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No links for gay bears edition
>>55086083bad thread
>tech stock goes up 25% based on AI hype>passive index funds increase allocation by 25%explain yourself indextards
Stfu
1. yes I did bet against the synagogue of satan(america)2. yes I did get absolutely heemed3. yes I would like a refund from rabbi computers
>>55086099Sad gay bear detected
I haven't been in the stock market since 2022
what stocks are best for this iq?
>>55086083Posting again. Has this not hit the mainstream yet?
>>55086127Nvidia.
>>55086127GME
i am using my nvidia graphics card to generate AI images of lum. please stand by.
>>55086127GMEBBBBB
>>55086127VOO. You don't need to think too hard and you will make money eventually.
>>55086130How do we profit from. This
I have $4k extra cash what should I buy anons
>>55086127GME, NVDA, AMD, TSM
>>55086148Goddamn anon what did you do
SPCE just launched its rocket!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bQQ5lxfKGU
>>55086147Help for your gambling addiction
They laughed at me for slurping NVDA at 180$.
Anyone else up 82% YTD?
>>55086146Goldminers are retardedly oversold rn. I'd buy GDX. Debt ceiling debate dragging into June would pump it big time too.
>>55086147What happened to the $61k?
>>55086130Where have you been the last year? Russia are all smoke and no substance.
Bought a new watch with my NVDA gains, what do you guys think?
is it this easy
>>55086187>>55086175That isn’t loses I just bought some stock today.
>>55086199Is that the girl sized band?
>>55086201Close it anon
>>55086201Only if you sell now
>>55086201going to short these calls right now, sorry you just got frontrunned
>>55086206No bully
>>55086199looks nice
>>55086202Took some cash out a week ago and I am using the remaining. That was my cash position.
I'm not even mad at myself for selling NVDA and AMD three months ago because I would have never expected them to be this bullish. But why the fuck did I sell Microsoft and Amazon? Even if markets crashed they will be fine but I'm too much of a pussy to buy now
please enjoy these two lums i generated in 2 minutes on my nvidia (+25.83%) graphics card.
Should I be worried about only owning megacap stocks?
It’s really the greatest depression, isn’t it?
>>55086250idk man this depression sucks ass.
>>55086199Should have gotten a Rolex
>>55086250No, but it will be.
>>55086199>DoorsDoes it track how many cocks you suck per hour?
Sold NVDA calls for a $140,000USD profitNot bad for a 20k Dice roll
>>55086277Ch-checked
What's the easiest way to end your life as a SOXS holder?
>stock does a 200:1 reverse split>retarded broker doesnt adjust maintenance requirements>get margin called because suddenly my position has 200x larger margin requirements despite having a huge cash bufferthe jews did this, didn't they?
I sold an IEF $97 put yesterday for 12 cents. IEF is under $97 now. It is looking increasingly likely that I am about to become the owner of $9,700 worth of 7-10 year treasury bonds tomorrow. Am I GMI?
I hired a money manager to take care of my $400k bc I was redlining my heart with stress doing it myself.So far aince February they've made me exactly $1k on that. Wtf?
>>55086288poast pics
>>55086288Nice Now what's the next move ?
FIRSTFORBOILgot someSUB TREEslurp action!
>>55086297Same, but for SQQQ holders
IEP yield starting to look pretty juicy. Thoughts?
>>55086241me had nvidia shorts tiny, amd got out before pump. unlocko trades as obviously nvidia will push lower but penny stoks like that anything can happen and trades get easily hanging too long time as they slowly push higher before then dumping 50% in matter of days
>>55086323I'm thinking about selling a straddle on it right now, IV is still very high
>>55086303Money managers are a meme. If you don't want to worry or think too much about stocks just buy an SP500 ETF and you will outperform almost all money managers, especially for longer time horizons.
>>55086303Lol "money managers" are either just salesmen or people that put your money in a 60/40 boomerfolio and take a 100bps tip for themselves.You don't get real "money managers" unless you open a family office with $100 million+ or so. Maybe you could join a multi-family office for less than that.
SPCE launch was successful!https://twitter.com/virgingalactic/status/1661773583318917120
>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!">Just down right peculiar...
And now, a brief moment of existential dread.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAThis has been your brief moment of existential dread. Thank you for listening.
>expect sales to be up 50%>expect earnings to be up 300%I'll see it when I believe it. I suppose they expect those $50,000 GPUs to really take off next quarter even though they were available all of this quarter.
Kill bobos. Behead bobos. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bears. Defecate in a bobos food. Launch bobos into the sun. Stir fry bobos in a wok. Toss bobos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobos gas tank. Judo throw bobos into a wood chipper. Twist bobos heads off. Report bobos to the IRS. Karate chop bobos in half. Curb stomp pregnant black bobos. Trap bobos in quicksand. Crush bobos in the trash compactor. Liquefy bobos in a vat of acid. Eat bobos. Dissect bobos. Exterminate bobos in the gas chamber. Stomp bobo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobos in the oven. Lobotomize bobos. Mandatory abortions for bobos. Grind bobo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bobos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bobos with a ray gun. Kick old bobos down the stairs. Feed bobos to alligators. Slice bobos with a katana.
>>55086376This looks like a setup for failure.
>>55086376Did he give a timeline? This could legitimately happen over 10 years but retarded investors get hyper optimistic and assume he means 1 year
Should I buy NVDA calls here?
>Jerome Bane: speak of the devil and he shall appear>Bobo: What the hell is going on??!!>JB: Our plan is proceeding as expected.>Bobo: Oh really, do I look like I'm running the S&P 500 right now? Your hit on the stock exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my meme construction crews going around 4chan 24 hours a day. How exactly is that supposed to help me cover my shorts?>JB: Leave us.>Bobo: No stay here I'm in charge>JB: (places upturned hand on Bobo's shoulder) Do you feel in charge?>Bobo: I've paid you a small fortune.>JB: And this gives you power over me?>Bobo: What is this?>JB: Your money and infrastructure have been important...Till now>Bobo: What are you?>JB: I'm the short sellers reckoning, here to end the borrowed shares you've all been living on.>Bobo: You...are...pure...evil>JB: I'm necessary evil>(Bobo screams in pain and dies)
>>55086376>>55086391>>55086394The only way they can pull that off is some huge glownigger order before Taiwan gets rekt, but that would imply they also stop existing as a business in the near future without TSMC, since they're fabless.
>>55086241I sold MSFT a couple months ago because I was up like 50%. No regrets if it's green, brother
>>55086412How's TSM doing out in Arizona? Not trying to be sarcastic or imply anything, I genuinely want to know.
>>55086399Did you even look at the price of calls?Short answer is fuck no.
What's the bear thesis rn? None right?
>>55086331Good catch. I might just sell those end of June $18 puts. Cost basis of $15 if it fills.
>>55086428It's memes all the way down. Nobody in the industry is serious about onshoring and they're just talking about it for free gibs.
>>55086428I worked for infineon, different process, not as advanced. But I'm assuming every single US fab is struggling to retain labor and talent. Average turnover at the fab I worked was 6 months for your average laborer.
how do I get me some of that artificial intelligence money? Already have GOOG and MSFT
>>55086433Debt ceiling debacle.
>>55086433>samefagging 1PBTID niggerCool astroturf campaign.
broker is called black bullit's run by asian chicks
>>55086433no thesis but have you noticed GDP lately
>>55086428>Three TSMC employees also stated that it was challenging to standardize processes among US engineers who questioned their approaches. Wayne Chiu, an engineer who left TSMC in 2022, said he considered joining the Arizona facility but realized he would likely have to "pick up the slack" for US workers.>"The most difficult thing about wafer manufacturing is not technology," he said. "The most difficult thing is personnel management. Americans are the worst at this, because Americans are the most difficult to manage.">In contrast, Taiwanese engineers follow orders without question. Another TSMC engineer said that when given several projects, some Americans struggled and occasionally turned down new assignments rather than working harder or longer to finish them all.Turns out that amerimutts are too stupid and lazy to make chips
>>55086433Debt ceiling, M2 reduction, banking failures, yield curve screaming recession, DXY climbing
>>55086433inflation + debt ceiling + overvalued stocks by 300% (everything bubble) + niggers and gays + whatever other end of the world scenario should happen, "the west has fallen" etc.it's not that bad of a thesis really but we are clown market so sadly none of it matters
>>55086454Find out what Cramer is going to name his next doggo ?
Quasar aka BAGGIE want to buy calls ..... time to sell i guess
you could be earning 10k/month doing videos like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOWi5YWMHCY
fuck SQQQ
>>55086083any SOXL bros worry about the debit ceiling issue? Any type of bad news will wipe these fast gains...
>>55086376$50k gpu’s are for the corporate giants like appl, google, msft who have billions in cash and wanting to be the ai leader. NVDA is selling $50k shovels for the ai gold rush.
>>55086478TSMC runs on sweatshop-tier labor. It's absolute dogshit working with Asia-based semiconductor teams because they expect you to work 80 hours a week.
>>55086478If you ever get into management you quickly realize that the American laborer is just a tiny notch above completely worthless. I swear Americans think they should be able to sit at home all day and get paid for 8 hours.
I'll never financially recover from investing the stock market.
>>55086478>Amerimutts dont want to work 12 hours a day 6 days a week, unlike unthinking chinese dronesftfy
>>55086517yes you cango back to work and make it back
what a crazy dayfinancially speakinghaha
https://mises.org/wire/three-lies-theyre-telling-you-about-debt-ceilingJust remember, it's all lies and doesn't matter
intcels....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI
>>55086517Please give me the deets. I need to know how much you lost on what so I can feel better about myself.
>>55086530>go back to workyou mean buy 60 lot 0 dtes right?
>>55086301fuck it, let's see what happens!
>>55086513>>55086515>expects laborers to work every single waking hour>our machines are learning to paint and write poetryThis is not what I had in mind for the future
>>55086524>live in capitalist society>voluntarily choose not to work more than others>NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T AFFORD A HOUSE AND CHINESE INVESTORS ARE BUYING UP REAL ESTATE!!!!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!!!!
>>55086301Treasurys have been massacred anon I wouldn't worry about it. Pampu is on its way soon.
Reminder SPCE had a completely successful launch today and soon selling space flights. Just letting you know if you were interested.
>>55086559Does not follow.american wagies get paid more relatively for doing less work. it's only the chinese 1% (non-wagies) that are buying up property
>>55086559Work smarter, not harder, bugman. There's a reason why china has to steal everything it produces.
Alright sorry I asked about TSMC lmao.
>>55086494right now is literally when you should be doubling down on it
>>55086433Plenty in fact. Yield curve inverted. Global great depression 2.0 already underway. China fucked. US debt default. Bear market rally causing speculation insanity like yesterday. Entire market held up by one stock.None of this is healthy and normal. The global economy is broken AF, fair enough mumus had their day but it's going to end like the 1929 depression, everyone will be starving even though stocks are worth a lot on paper.Soon everyone gonna be a paper billionaire.
$SQQQ $SOXS No point in holding either of these anymore. All the positive news on the debt ceiling just drives markets higher. Markets will likely hit ATH before the end of the year even as inflation and high interest rates eats the average person alive. People honestly think $NVDA, $AMD, and $AVGO are worth their astronomical prices. AI will make (has made) many rich. Technology cannot be stopped no matter how bad the economy gets because companies are afraid they'll lose out if they don't invest in AI.
>up 10% on SOXL>can't sell because I sold covered calls a couple of weeks ago
Wow, I thought the p/e of 200 of NVIDIA was badBut AMD has a p/e of 500
How in FUGG are all commodities besides COPPER getting shr3kt? Why is copper standing strong? My gold is getting raped by DXY. At least I cashed out +3% on oil... but why is copper up?
>>55086573well i'll be danged
>>55086599buy them back then
>>55086599what's the strike and date at?YD00M
>>55086544If I could get 4 honest hours of work a day out of my employees I'd be happy at this point. I genuinely don't know what the hell people want these days. They genuinely want something for nothing. We desperately need a recession to jack up unemployment so people won't be so goddamn spoiled. Again this all comes back to paying $600 a week to people to sit on their ass and do nothing during covid.
>>55086606Because copper is actually used for stuff.
nasdaq poomping.my stock that is in nasdaq is doomping
>>55086539I'm (mostly) memeing only down 13% on a 6 figure hell account. Probably just gonna stop looking at it until 2028.
>>55086584Then why hasn't a single white person created technology that can prevent that kind of theft? They would literally make billions. I thought whites were superior, but it seems that most of them prefer smoking fentanyl on the streets these days.
Baggie report in you faggot >>55086606Wdym. Even copper is dying.Global depression is why. Demand is fucking dead. Erryone poor af and broken. Mortgage delinquency gonna start becoming news again.The 2008 GFC never actually ended.
>>55086618the recruiters are too busy filtering out anyone willing to work
>>55086618>If I could get 4 honest hours of work a day out of my employees I'd be happy at this point.Doesn't that reflect on you as a manager?
>>55086595Your the guy who screen capped me saying NVDA was going to 1tr market cap. LMAO fucking retard stay poor
>>55086630satoshi nakamoto and he made trillions, not billions
>>55086083so guys what do you think will happen to gold after this triangle resolves itself? up or down? AND WHY?
>>55086606COPX is down like $8 from peak, that may not be rekt but it certainty wouldn't feel good.
>>55086612I would if they weren't up 124%, kek>>55086613230818C18
>>55086630Why haven't chinks invented technology to prevent white men from stealing their women?
>>55086630Maybe it has something to do with the massive resources your government is investing into its subversion campaign against the US. Your society will stagnate and die when we aren't around anymore to steal from.
>>55086664Anon, that's CRBPjeet.
>Your the guyMr Market was retarded after all. This is why I usually don't short.
>>55086664Why haven't whites invented technology to prevent black, latino, arab, and korean men from stealing their women?Oh wait I forgot - dogs too.
all the AI meme stocks are already sold off lmao so much for the new paradigm bull run
>>55086664I will field this one, and the answer is this:have you seen a chinese woman? Only a mutt blooded jew like baggie would want one. Also don't reply to dirty pajeet bait, it's bad form.
>>55086244Cute
>>55086630White mans greatest weakness, yellow fever. Asian spies have such an advantage its not even fair.
I have to admit that Justice's 2011 album previously filtered me as a midwit, but I have since seen the light.
>>55086637That's entirely possible, but at least not at my job.>>55086648Can't put a gun to people's head and force them to work. There unfortunately is a massive labor shortage in my state so you basically have to take what you can get and the employee's know there is a massive labor shortage and use it as leverage. One of these days I'm just going to hire a bunch of mexicans and fire my entire staff.
>>55086618>4 honest hours of work a day out of my employees I'd be happy at this pointI used to work 80h/week to try to establish myself... just to get completely fugged over and get paid beans because "I'm just a new guy" even though my production was higher per hour than for other people. I realized one important lesson then, nobody gives a crap how hard you work unless you have a truly good boss (very rare) or you run your own company. Nah man
>>55086699What does your company do, if you don't mind me asking?
>>55086618>They genuinely want something for nothingYes, just like the Rothschilds. Might is right. You chose niggers. Now deal with them... t. retired white accountant at 32
>>55086687Kek Korean. Were talking about chinks. It's ova fo da china man
>>55086672So you admit that China is winning the cold war against the US and that the US will eventually die? I accept your your concession.
>>55086655It's okay we're all anon here. Get rich if you want, you'll just hand it all in once you die you Jewish bitch.
>>55086606Fresh copium
>>55086687Yeah fuck Baggie
another goofy wacky day in the markets ! :)
>>55086754Based. That kike had it coming.
>>55086750
>>55086703Yeah don't ever work for a company that asks you to work anything over 40 a week on average. That's my piece of advice. You work to live, not live to work. Ive been in a position where I was creeping towards 60 a week and I was basically just working, eating, and sleeping. That's no way to live.>>55086711It's pretty niche so I don't want to doxx myself.
>>55086735We're being held back. Last time we invented new physics to vaporize the previous empire that challenged us. All it takes to do that again is a president willing to cut out the woke subversion campaign. There are a lot of very smart and very creative people in this country that aren't reaching their full potential right now.
what else do you need anon?https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1661525824200409089?t=KsYIVoZIIgy-Xn_1I31rrQ&s=19
When you think about it, the last couple of trading days was just some logical and expected profit taking since we are in a new bull market now.
>>55086618>Again this all comes back to paying $600 a week to people to sit on their ass and do nothing during covid.that's what exposed the scam. The PPP and EIDL loans that I helped millionaires get, only for them to turn around and put their wives on payroll who never worked there before. The work from home in my industry (public accounting) is great for established employees, but the younger generation needs that hands on time in office to actually learn their craft. #notmyproblem, i was only making $55k a year plus health insurance, which was barely enough to pay my rent and all my monthly expenses and not live completely destitute. Then I realized that I was the top student in every single one of my classes just so Nigger Smith can be my intern for 3 months and then ask for letters of recommendation from me for them to go get paid more than me with no experience but solely based on race and gender. So when the vaccine finally took out my millionaire father, I realized all the things I was learning was time to be put toward my own benefit, not nigger smith's benefit. The boomer that is running my dad's CPA firm now is a mountain goy guzzling, overweight, vote red teem faggot who is indoctrinated by the very financial advisor that I just fired. My dad did this advisors taxes and his family's taxes for 40 years. They are so wealthy, he is the "trusted brethren" mentioned in the protocols of the learned elders who will from time to time converse with the goys (my dad) in the marketplace and try to shape their views. You retards literally chose niggers over hard working white men. Deal with it. I'm going to suck liquidity out of the system until I am either as wealthy as a Rothschild, or I have nothing but $1k left for a rifle. It doesnt matter. It's all priced in. You niggers are just niggers. I am not my flesh. Period. Now have fun "managing" Nigger Smith. faggots
>>55086790>go against the chosen ones>goyim lose
>>55086777I see. Well, I hope you enjoy your Apple Watch.
>>55086631>The 2008 GFC never actually ended.well it ends in 2023 wit he tapering and all the debt the banks will pay to the central bank. it's due for autumn this year. It will be the new FUD after the debt ceiling kek
>>55086703public accounting? i know your pain all too well. no more. now I sneeze at losing $11k on NVDA short calls while niggers become "doctors, lawyers, accountants, engineers". But what are the salaries and what kind of debt do they take on to attain those worthless titles? Nothing has changed. The class system is still in tact. Niggers are where they are supposed to be... "in the field" as we used to say in public accounting.
Why does Nvidia only show as +6% for the day on the EU markets? Did the EU markets close before the real pump after the earnings call happened or what?
>>55086654down because shorters win
>>55086800The major problem with covid unemployment payments isnt that millennials and older got them and enjoyed them, it's that it completely destroyed the younger generation of workers because that's basically all they know now. They got out of highschool started working their first or second job for a millisecond and BAM $600 a week to do nothing for no less than a year. There's literally no way to reverse the damage that's been done by that except to essentially crash the economy and jack up unemployment. You basically have to make people miserable enough that having a job isn't considered "literal hell" to young people. Of course the alternative is we do nothing and the economy just slowly bleeds out until America collapses. But the government won't allow that to happen. They'll either get AI to do most of the work, or import mexicans to replace all the lazy people and let the lazy people starve. So for everyone complaining that illegals are "fucking up this country" remember that it is in fact (you) that has created the necessity to bring said Mexicans into the country.
i boughted puts on JEPI
is IEP a buy?What we know about IEP?
>>55086900>it completely destroyed the younger generation of workersnot only that, the fucking kids are not alright. They have speech issues, learning disabilities. Their brains quite literally don't work. They are not better at anything. They aren't more athletic (without drugs), they injected myocarditis juice. They are victims of demoralization propaganda but the kicker is, they enjoy it. Chink Tok makes them happy. #notmyproblem. I got a /biz/ to run. sometimes I need to kick asses to make sure it runs right. My /biz/ is just between me and the market makers. No other humans involved. Notmyproblem. Come take that away from me and call this place the land of the free. It's capitalism. The free markets baby. I have the losses to prove it.
Nvidia is gonna go down eventually right?
>>55086315Boil baggies. When will they learn
>>55086900>it is in fact (you)I'm not allowed to vote, not my fault.
>>55086937Well, it's still trading above NAV but it's getting close. You can make your own opinion about whether that NAV is accurate or whether those collective positions that the company holds are positions that you would like to hold at this value.Aside from that, there's the special situation element which is that Hindenburg is shorting it and it's questionable how Icahn will react over the longer term. Reaction so far has just been to cope with it and give the generic PR saying the shorts are wrong, and continue paying the standard divvy.
>>55086900Bro you have to work harder to pay for 80 million boomers to have healthcare for 30 years bro also you need to increase your productivity so we can spend another 20 trillion dollars invading the middle east also you need to pick yourself up by your bootstraps so you can pay the interest on the loans your country took out on your behalf. If you don’t work harder you are UN-AMERICAN! Hail the great satan!
>>55086900>So for everyone complaining that illegals are "fucking up this country" remember that it is in fact (you) that has created the necessity to bring said Mexicans into the country.Peak boomer
>>55086982>votekek as if that means anything. there is only one team. the green team. and I want to be on it. I'm on the outskirts. But I'm unruly and cannot be contained.
My SQQQ average is 36. I think I’m fucked lads
>>55086900Most jewish thing I've read all day. Young people not wanting to work is a symptom of a symptom of a symptom of a larger problem. This is what it looks like when you get economic stagnation because you killed off your industrial manufacturing. Those zoomers and millenials being forced to work minimum wage at Walmart isn't going to make or break the economy.t. $200k a year millenial
SQQQ will never be above $30 again until next reverse split
>>55086956The thing about zoomers is for the most part they are genuinely nice people, and sometimes outrageously optimistic about things to the point it's delusional. That being said, you're correct. They generally don't do any one thing particularly well. TikTok has destroyed a lot of young people because it's destroyed their attention span which is actually much more damaging than people understand. I have several workers my age that listen to music while they work which is perfectly fine, but I have several young people that literally have TikTok on while they are working. They can't just sit and do a task, they have to have 12 different kinds of stimuli going on at the same time to satiate their zoomer brains. It's not their fault though, they were directly targeted by technology marketing campaigns. My nephew constantly staring at his tablet. When we go out to dinner, during family gatherings, even at his own birthday. It's fucking crazy, but like I said, it's not their fault.
>>55087001>$200k a year millenialyou must have a pretty nice cage there, wagie.
>>55086975buy puts
>>55087001>you killed off industrial manufacturingFucking kek! If you think zoomers are setting foot anywhere near a factory you're out of your mind.
>>55087019>complains about people not working>doesn't have a job
>>55087001Wow someone on smg actually has a brain?
Is target a buy? Looking to enter right around the 52 week low ~137.
>>55086147Rehab
Feels good watching goldcucks losing
>>55087044theres literally dozens (a couple) of us.
I’m looking for a few disciples to follow my investing advice. You will be set free from watching the markets or being liquidated by 1% price movements.You will max out your ROTH IRA with strong companies that pay a dividend and have a history of growing that dividend yearly. Dividend ETFs from reputable institutions are fine too. If you have a wife max her Ira out in the same way. Any other spare money for investing goes into a taxable brokerage buying S&P or total market indexes. You will start an internet side business of any kind and put all proceeds to your brokerage. The only real world business you will be authorized to start will involve the selling of soda. That may be in the form of a few vending machines or a cooler down at the beach. Reply to this post if your ready to follow me
>>55087015>it's not their fault.it's their fathers fault. Low T men breeding lower t sons. If you read the protocols of the learned elders, the goys have been victims for hundreds of years (if not more). But all it takes is one strong man to break the mold. I've fallen victim to a lot of vices myself. But I'm ascending in my 30s now (yes even with getting heemed on NVDA today). My dad taught me how to fish, and left me a bunch of fish. Have I wasted some of those fish, sure, we all do, he did too. It's life. Nobody is perfect. But we should all be striving for excellence, not necessarily perfection, but excellence. Like Hank Hill once said, "The boy's got no fight in him. I don't get it. He spends 5 hours a day playing violent video games."
>>55087034notmyproblem
>https://twitter.com/Travis_in_Flint/status/1661779695506010145I'm gonna long and call pharma stocks, disease will spread more like wildfire
>>55087001The real problem is that asset prices are so retardedly expensive and forward multiples so low that there is no point trying to enter the ponzi and start saving wealth at this point.You either already own a house, your parents are able to gift you a house/downpayment, or you will likely never own a house.
>>55087092Again, that's a symptom of stagnation due to deindustrialization. They've been hiding massive inflation the past several decades with cheap foreign imports.
>>55087091Jesus. Coming right out of a lockdown and vaccine mandate. Clown world always delivers.
>>55087029Maybe if you faggots payed enough we would. I mean amazon pays more money than these factory jobs. Yet you old fuck wonder why we don't work these jobs. Oh and last but not least, check em
If you aren't an engineer of some kind, whether its computer or building things with your hands, are you really even white?
>>55087138Yes
Bros what the fuck is going on with AMZN? This stock literally acts like a goddamn rollercoaster lately. One day its up over $3, down $2 next day...fucking baggies should make up their minds!
>>55087048neutral on targetit's a better experience than walmart but not costcoanything dividend related it gonna get hit by value vs growth rotation from interest rate policy of the Fedi.e. interest rates up => value stocks up and growth stocks downonce Fed policy and by extension inflation's behavior become more apparent then it would be easier to sayundervalued? sure but that can stay that way a long long timei'd say only buy if you were gonna hold forever otherwise wait and see what Jerome does between now and the end of the yearmaybe sell a put or simply just wait and see for a few months
What the antisemetic jannies don't understand is that I will never stop posting about my love of animated jews and banks.
>>55087000Just sell anon, you're supposed to trade those etfs
>the debt ceiling deal has been reachedit's over bobros the crash of 2023 is officially cancelled
I need to see blood red. I want to see people lose entire portfolios and homes.
>>55087126We've done the "pay me $15 to work at McDonald's" thing and all that did was erase the dollar menu. The zoomer employees are still lazy fucks per usual. You can't fix something that's fundamentally broken by throwing more money at it.
Inflation is great, my salary went from 60k to 150k - why are people complaining?flipping burgers makes like 50k a year now
>>55087163>1PBTID astroturferfake news
>>55087071If I follow you do I have permission to quit my $90k/hour IT bullshit job
*cough* *wheeze* Mumu, before I go...was...was I a good liquidity provider?
>>55087034>doesn't have a job>$200k/12 = $16,666.67 per month>$16,666.67 x 25% tax rate = $4,166.67 tax withholdings>$16,666.67 - $4,166.67 = $12,500 per month netI can collect similar amounts in cash secured put premium each month without having zoom meetings with niggers or jews. Oh yea and it's tax free for a while because of the losses my former series holder locked in at the bottom last year. How much is your car payment? Mine is $0Mortgage? Mine is $0You drive all over the place for work? I filled my gas tank twice this year. You can larp as a success all you want, its just nigger shit. I'm the fucking pigeon man. I'm chillin with my SPY charts and my birds in the backyard every single day. that's priceless.
>>550871931PBTID
slurping more NVDA this paycheck. just looks like a real value play right now. a lot of growth potential.
>>55087177>You can't fix something that's fundamentally broken by throwing more money at it.I bet you puts on NVDA huh bobo
>>55087074>But we should all be striving for excellence, not necessarily perfection, but excellenceameni am always admirative of your "dad" posts.
>>55087138That's a dumb and incendiary question and I don't believe white hands typed it.
>>55087113>Again, that's a symptom of stagnation due to deindustrializationIt's not. They are similar in that they're both factors, but deindustrialization is really just another symptom of this imaginary asset bubble.Think about why we deindustrialized. The point was to lower costs. How in the fuck are zoomers gonna buy a house earning $2-3 an hour (present day dollars) like the Mexicans/Chinese?It's not like we've outsourced our homebuilders. Tax and Monetary policy is the key driver, and this endless asset price pumping is the most direct outcome. Everything else stems off of it.
T S L ASLA>squeeze hasnt been squozen
>>55087074>My dad taught me how to fish, and left me a bunch of fish. Have I wasted some of those fish, sure, we all do, he did too.fuck itit's worthtwo poststo throw some spotlight on this. it hit deep with me too, as a dad.
>>55087206If this were District 9, you would be one of the prawns who eats cat food because you don't know how to use technology.
>>55087179I havent gotten a raise in 1.5 years. pepe.jpg
>>55087194>I can collect similar amounts in cash secured put premium each month..>Oh yea and it's tax free for a while because of the lossesThanks. Got a hearty chuckle out of this one.
>>55087230>>My dad taught me how to fish, and left me a bunch of fish. Have I wasted some of those fish, sure, we all do, he did too.>fuck it>it's worth>two posts>to throw some spotlight on this. it hit deep with me too, as a dad.I’ve lived with my dad my whole life but I never really knew him nor do we really talk. We fought and disagreed a lot and I don’t think we really had any sort of relationship after I was 16. He died 2 years ago and I feel sad and empty inside even though I felt no love for him.
>>55087217We've had >10% annual domestic inflation since 2000, but they've been hiding by importing from economies that aren't inflating. The asset bubble is just inflation.
>>55087164In time. Now is not the time. Now is the time to close your eyes and go long because this is going to run for a bit.
reminder all rallys last forever
>>55087257*hiding it
this is the big one
>>55087236I convinced the owner of the company I work for to give everyone a $3 raise, and it literally did nothing to help productivity. It just can't be fixed. Zoomers all think they're going to get rich being drop shippers, shitcoin traders, and NFT salesman. They're a lost cause.
>>55087262until it doesn't
>>55087252bless you Anonthat hits deep too, in very different ways.bless you.
>>55087244what's a 20 lot 6/30/23 SPY $400 puts going for right now? You think it would be stupid to own SPY at $400 if need be?
Spend all morning getting fucked on puts, spend all afternoon getting fucked on calls.
>>55087275> this time its different
>>55087281do swingies ever make money? I'm wondering what the best case scenario is
>>55087262zoom out anon!
>>55087281Wait you didn't actually fomo into NVDA calls did you?
>>55087244and really i can do 25 contracts if i include the IRA. I'm not trying to argue with you wagie. You are gonna have to take everything from me and in the process your own 401k along with. Niggerlover
>>55087275if spy drops below the 2008 low I would cum
>>55086535what does alien feet smell like anons?
YOU PUSH IT
A lot of big tech charts look like NVDA chart before it blasted off. Could nasdaq be heading to new ath?
shill me a chain restaurant which is only in your part of the countryi like Black Bear Diners, which are from like NorCal up thru the PNW
>>55087324>YOU PUSH IT
>>55087026Already did, should've fycking waitedOh well, they don't expire until July
this is the cup n handle that will take SOXL to 23
>>55087316Burnt hair and radiation
>>55087252study the fucking greeks my god. There's different forms of love. Your dad could've buttraped till you bled daily and you'd still have loved him.
>>55086496its a nothingburger now, McCarthy said we don't have to worry
>>55087280I think that if SPY dumps to $360 again you'll feel pretty retarded for having locked in a buy at $400 in exchange for some small premium.But that's not even what I was laughing at. I have no strong opinion on that play. It's the claim that you're benefiting on taxes because you lost money. lmao.>>55087306>wagieI'm a neet.
I'm basically going to hold until close. These $SPY $411/$413's are worth the full amount.
>>55087262Why does no one ever mention the 2000s as a lost decade? Look at that shit, it's pure crab except the brief time before the financial crisis.
>>55086127just buy 50% SPY and 50% QQQ and ride the marketyou shouldnt be picking anything
>>55087268I'm not the anon who thinks raises will improve productivity. I work less than I ever have in my entire life and that wont change by me getting a raise. But I dont need my manager to know that.I need a raise because the local burrito restaurant raised their prices 20% in 1.5 years and my wages have increased 0% in that same time.
>>55087230My dad was a moderator on the old ihub message boards for a local small cap stock that he bag held for most of my life before it delisted in 2020 or 2021 right before he died. He opened up my Roth IRA with 500 shares at a cost basis of $2.00 per share. I'll always remember him calling me during work from home COVID era saying "its over you gotta sell, get what you can". Think I redeemed my 500 shares for $13 total. Top kek. I miss ya fadeaway. Lawyers from the company deposed my dad once because he was being such a bobo on the message boards they figured he must have been short selling. All he had to do was show them his portfolio and they left him alone. I miss ya dad. >>55087252I was a shithead in my late teens-early 20s, but I eventually moved in with my dad when I got serious about school and it was great for both of us. Different world now.
>>55087325like look at this shit it even has the same numbers. NVDA on the right and MSFT on the left. Sorry for the yahoo charts I'm on a work computer right now.
you poo shit
>>55086372Good night, Night Vale.Good night.
>>55086315I sold all my BOIL last year, but made good money on it last yearare we getting back in?
>>55087357>I think that if SPY dumps to $360 again you'll feel pretty retarded for having locked in a buy at $400 in exchange for some small premium.How long did it stay there last year before being slurped up?>you lost moneymy professional jew that knew my father lost most of that $300k capital loss carryforward. That's why he's gone now>I'm a neet.net worth? opinion disregarded
>>55087331Cookout is only in the southeast and deep south. They're not great, but they're decent and tasty, open later than anything else around here, and still pretty cheap. You can get a cheeseburger, fries, hush puppies, and a gigantic sweet tea for $8 (used to be like $5).They also have a gargantuan milkshake menu, and their throughput is very quick - if the line is short, you can get a bizarre and complex custom order in like 30 seconds.They're privately owned, I hope you're not looking for a stock ticker.
>>55087384>net worth?7 figures. I do have to pay taxes on my trades, though.
>>55087368indeed, i am grateful to hear that again in fact, it's worth it.BLESSED.>>55087380you have to watch it all day every day. it's too late today by my reckoning, it just spiked after crabbing ~3 for the first time in weeks.
>>55087275if you are betting on the world ending, any sort of shorting profit would be meaningless since money doesn’t exist anymore. you can go sleep in your bunker in the middle of nowhere then
Look at those us treasury yield computers! The 3m10yr spread may actually be on its way to uninverting
>>55087415>7 figuresok opinion regarded again. >I do have to pay taxes on my tradesi will too at some point. just no right now.>I think that if SPY dumps to $360 again you'll feel pretty retarded for having locked in a buy at $400 in exchange for some small premiumthat's why you scale them in $20 increments and only deploy 25% - 50% at any given time just in case something happens
>>55087364Yes, more and more people are valuing their time over their money, which I understand. But the world doesn't stop turning when people don't want to work. So if you reduce your hours, somebody has to be there to fill the gap. That will likely come from south of the border. Yi admitting that raises don't increase productivity is exactly the point I was trying to prove. So all the zoomers in here screeching "if you'd pay me $100k I'd get a job at McDonald's" would still be the giant pieces of shit they are now regardless of pay.
>>55087429Anon, the uninversion is when the shit really hits the fan.
B-Bros .... BE CAREFUL FRENS
>>55087443HOOKED
>>55087438Yeah I'm in agreement with you 100% hoss
Heh...
>>55087443>I might break even on my contractsLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>55087257>The asset bubble is just inflation.>but they've been hiding by importing from economies that aren't inflating.This was exactly my point. The imports are a side effect of the overvalued currency on the global stage. Eventually perhaps it'll implode - like Japan in the 80s.
Bobos are financially illiterate
flush
>>55087443I bought 10 shares of NVDS.>>55087461How?
>>55087438>somebody has to be there to fill the gapMost jobs in this economy could disappear overnight with no real consequence
I can't believe I've been posting with boomers who want to import infinity Mexicans all this time.
>>55087461Holy fuck dude, sorry. I'm only down like $4k and feel like crying.
we just created a bunch of generational bagholders
>>55087494Bearish boomers who are down 99 percent YTD on SQQQ
at least i shorted APPS and FTCH before buying NVDS, 3-0 making money on volatile earnings. can't wait to do it again next week
>>55087485Wrong. Most jobs in the tech sector could disappear overnight with no consequences. Until you have systems completely automated, you need people at McDonald's, you need people at Walmart, you need people working construction, you need people in the trades fixing shit, etc. You're treating the total job market as the tech sector which isn't accurate
>>55087484Bad timing on UEC, paper handed DPST, now just up and down on UPRO, SPXS, TQQQ and SQQQ. Go big or go home, looks like I'm not gonna have a home to go to kek
>>55087501>Bearish>Boomers
>>55086433>>55087163>>55087193>>55087200>>55087324>>55087475Why does he do it?
>>55087494You gaze into the jew for long enough you become the jew
>>55087442I know >:) its looking like we will have a very funny haha moment of some sort. Hopefully yields continue to increase and we see mortgage rates increase to 8%+. I just want the biggest fireworks spectacle at this point
>>55087494>We need to keep out all immigrants and keep a white ethnostate>Work? Who me? Oh no I'm gonna sit in my basement and play vidya all day>REEEEE why are Mexicans stealing all our jobsThis is you
>>55087521Boomers are bearish because they remember 2008 and constantly think we're on the verge of another one.
>>55087534I've done manual labor and shit food jobs before, but that was back when money was worth something.
>>55087494Some of them are actual Mexicans:>>55087534
>>55087540we are in the everything bubble which got even extended with an AI bubble
>>55087540All bearish boomers went extinct in the 80s
>>55087544If you aren't earning your own money you're leeching off of someone else's which makes you the equivalent of a nigger.
>>55087540You can be 18 years old now and still remember 2008 when you were 3 years old.
Target is proof that normalfags don’t like to be fucked with and are tired of this stupid rainbow shit. Are there any other companies to avoid for now?Fucking scary stuff, so much money lost in just two days. it can happen to anyone
>>55087560I have W-2 income, yes.
>>55087565People have reached peak faggot fatigue. The line in the sand has been drawn. People just aren't going to buy your shit anymore if you pander to faggots. Let's see if the homos and trannies can prop up your business alone.
what does it mean?
>>55087565>Are there any other companies to avoid for now?If the CEO doesn't say "A.I." during a conference call at least a dozen times, forget about it.
>>55087565Wow I can't believe TGT has been in the shitter for over a year.
I don't even feel satisfied with my NVDA gains today because all of my boomer stocks are down
>>55086599And he's rolling, rolling>ROLLING YEAH!rolling the calls out money
>>55087579The 2 week special operation in Ukraine ends.
>>55087534The problem is that these kinds of jobs are paid like utter crap or in some cases not even paid at all. Here in Europoor a lot of companies offer "temporary" jobs where they evaluate your performance for like 6months and during that time do the same work as everyone else but get paid max 50%.Also, why would you work as an electrician or do manual labor in the forest or something like that when you can do some simple computer tasks or work as a nurse for 10h/week and get paid more?Until the employers start giving a crap about their employees, I see no reason to give a crap about caring about these supposedly vital "manual labor jobs"
>>55087597>ROLLING THE CALLS OUT OF THE MONEYJesus fucking christ...
>>55087578So true. bud light is proof that these fags don’t give a shit about your product or business and are ok with it failing. that piss drink company hasn’t recovered and are desperate now and those fags aren’t doing much to help it recover despite the pandering which is hilarious. I’ve been concerned about these other retails I got on but we’ll see
>>55087603>>55087603>>55087603
>>55087607They do that here in the States, too. You get a temp contract with a vague statement of maybe being full time later, then you do a bunch of bitch work and they don't even renew the contract. They got me good back in the day.
>>55087579I'd guess it means no more fake budgets that add immediate costs with some bullshit offset theoretical tax increase 5 years in the future.Inflation act was a good example of that. Basically means nothing though, since there already won't be any other major spending bills in the next 2 years given that Republicans control the house.
>>55087565you cant effectively boycott everyone, but you can make a statement with a fewfor now, its Bud Light and Targetmake these 2 lose billions and other companies will be afraid to pull the same shit
>>55087595Not everything needs to be green at the same time in order for it to be green when you sell. Your greenest days will have a few red droplets in your portfolio.
so overbought is basically a meme then? you just buy from someone who got scared over and over again and that is your alpha