/biz/ - Business & Finance

being too early is the same as being wrong

THE BEAR IS DEAD

God it feels good

>bonds

>>55083694
>euphoria
Brb buying puts

Captch K0t u 8

Ur going to be very hungry very soon

I’m so glad I was a gaymen loser 7 years ago who bought stocks based on which products I personally enjoyed, hence I ended up with a stack of NVidya cause I bought a graphics card from them. It’s basically the retard strength strategy of stock picking and it always seems to work for me.

>>55083719
Oh jesus fucking christ. Bears were euphoric 24 hours ago, just check the archive. Bunch of cocky motherfuckers acting like NVDA was going to flunk earnings and destroy the global economy. Lmao.

im buyin nvda puts today 2024 expiration how low will it go

How the fuck was I supposed to know to buy NVDA calls :(

>>55083728
It is always nice to see a lynchian investor in the wild

>>55083736
You either got the cancerous balls or you don't, friend

>>55083694
SPY ended on a downtrend so it's safe to assume futures aren't being accurate

>>55083694
Think again. I'm a fucking menace. $11k loss, $20k loss, please, my fired Rothschild jew was locking in 10x that amount. NVDA was the heem I needed to just rebalance out of everything that faggot put me into. Ive got covered calls going on no liquidity managed etf tickers. If I wanted to sell cash secured SPY puts with $800k how much could I collect today?

I stole all this guys cat pics from last thread.

Just sold my NVDA position with almost 100% up. I am kinda angry that I did not buy the dip because I did have any spare cash at the time. I wanted to fucking buy Nvidia when it tanked last year. Fuck me in my dumb asshole.

BOW

What happens here?

>>55083756
It may tank at open or keep going up
Idk, I ain't got no crystal ball

>NVDA single handedly pumping the market goddamn

finally, a return to normal

>>55083766
there are 3 threads on this matter you mong

>>55083766
Blackrock slurps to rebalance their ETFs which causes NVDA to reach infinity

QQQ +2.12%
>IWM -0.29%
>DIA -0.14%
what did they mean by this

>>55083766
profit taking at open, so it will open ~10-15% lower than whatever it is in PM

then it will crab up

profit taking again

then it's no mans land

>every single fucking AI stock pumping
Goddammit

>>55083769
I was a bit indecisive but the couple of %s more are probably not worth risking the gains. I am still at a net loss due to other stonks doing stonk things but I'll keep watching Nvidia. I wanna get into it again at a better entry price.

>>55083776
>ever looking at threads outside of /smg/
>2011+12
ISHYGDDT

>>55083739
just realized that david lynch and peter lynch are not the same person. always thought it was weird how you shilled a movie directors stock advice.

>>55083788
this but unironically

Well, at least the US doesn't print a negative GPD lmao
however the jobless claims indicates no rate cuts and higher for longer tho. bullish for DXY

load ze russian oil fud

>>55083779
NDX 16,000 EOY
SPX 4,100 EOY
DJIA 20,000 EOY

>>55083780
how about short covering mang?

>>55083766
>analysts raise price target from 420 to 475
you tell me

Based NVDA going to churn out even more mediocre GPUs at flagship prices with this AI boom

>>/biz/thread/S54946112#p54946577

>>55083813
Everyone told me MSFT was the future of AI... why didn't it poomp...

>>55083736
I told you

>>55083769
there is literally no possible way it goes up at open, it will unequivocally go down what happened in premarket is pure Yiddish shit and isnt possible in a non clown world, but even in a clown world there are limits, It cannot go up at open.

inflation, job market, and growth still hot -> rate hike guaranteed in june

Check out my setup and cat. Nvda to the moon!

>>55083832
cute kot but cringe setup

>>55083828
Anon, I...

>TSM makes over ten times the revenue of Nvidia
>pe ratio only 14
why are people only pumping american stocks

>>55083829
Rate hikes are now inflationary

new SMG meme

>>55083832
>Fahrenheit

>>55083828
It will definitely pull back

>>55083842
Not actually my cat or setup. I stole these pix from last thread so people would think I have qt pussy

>>55083829
Rate hikes were supposed to matter because they were going to drastically affect earnings. Well................................

>>55083845
TSM you have China risk, geopolitical risk
this is factored into the price
you don't want to bet a huge amount of money that could be annihilated in a second by China
why Buffett sold, unironically - because he saw the writing on the wall (and he has better access to information than we do)

>>55083766
$440 and then dump.

>>55083859
fuck you got me, pls post more kot to teach me a lesson

>>55083730
Buddy, look at yields. It was never about nvidia.

>>55083866
forgot to say 'cap this'
also forgot to call you all fags

>>55083864
i will never doubt buffet-sama ever again...

>>55083828
Now you have done it. You have cursed us all. Nvidia will rise to the top and buy up all other stocks on the market.

>>55083864
this
Xi showed last year how he can change the course of markets with one simple trick (investors hates him)

>>55083876
Tuesday black swan but what will they say the cause is?

>>55083876
bonds are gay, why doesn't smg understand this?

>>55083828
>he brought (((them))) into his schizo rant

You just summoned the golden bull

Still holding my NVDA I got at 137. Nostradamus lads WW@.

Fuck I slept in, computer look at SOXS

>>55083876
this bear is a bull larping
i know it because all the real bears killed themselves after the nvda earnings come out
they're all dead

I'm gonna defooooolt.

The siamese is mine. The black qt is my pal's.
If your friends don't share kot pics with each other, find better friends I guess
Also fuck cybershit

>>55083910
this, but unironically

>inb4 all EV stocks flock to AI stock
Well, too bad for NIO, Xpeng and all the other ev niggers

honselty glad i didnt touch Nvidia because i couldnt decide to short or long. So i would probably had it shorted

>NVDA revenue falls 15% year to year
>"but we'll do 11 billion next quarter!"
>"3-4 billion more than our best ever quarter!"
>how will you do this?
>"Don't worry about it, AI AI AI AI!"
30% rally
so what happens when the recession ramps up, businesses and consumers stop spending (as they already are) and they fail to meet this 11 billion guidance

If a debt deal gets done today I'm going to personally heem every single bear ITT

>>55083931
It's shrimple
We eat the batman

>>55083828
>>55083832
Yeah NVDA odte calls at open is gonna be free money. Just look at that little cutie patootie.

>>55083909
>yeilds
>dxy
Nothing to see here, just buy NVDA

Wait, there are people here that seriously were shorting Nvidia?

>>55083931
Any increase in revenue alone will warrant another +100%

>>55083936
are they even meeting today?

>>55083931
>work productivity drops 20% from last year
>"Hey boss I promise to do 150% work next year!"
>next day my salary goes up 30%

It's that easy!

>>55083931
>how will you do this?
literally shilling AI capabilities with their GPUs and 2xing the current MSRP

>>55083936
Mumu is now overdosing on AI copium, Sad!

>>55083944
GPU's are the new currency

>>55083931
Yeah, i'm counting on a reversal. I dont believe this fake and gay pump for a second.

>>55083916
I have dogs but I've always wanted qt kitty.

>>55083954
Yes we are

>>55083957
you have to say AI tho

>>55083931
Guidance is the most jewish shit ever.

>>55083948
oh my god what a beauty. Name of girl?

>>55083931
>>NVDA revenue falls 15% year to year
>>"but we'll do 11 billion next quarter!"
>>"3-4 billion more than our best ever quarter!"
>>how will you do this?
>>"Don't worry about it, AI AI AI AI!"
>30% rally
>so what happens when the recession ramps up, businesses and consumers stop spending (as they already are) and they fail to meet this 11 billion guidance

Is there any good article that actually explains this lunacy?

This is twice that Ive made 10k and then lost it, yet I will have to pay income tax for what? I didnt make any fucking money so who and why am I paying taxes for?
If I want to try and claim losses I have to be net negative for the year yet for taxing me they dont look at my net positive for the year, they look at every trade. Fucking stupid.

>>55083970
downvoted because it's not a cute lil pibble!

>>55083907
I have a 19.17 average. Im ruined.

>>55083985
This is what happens when the bull run starts to end. People dump harder and harder into large cap growth companies until it becomes unsustainable.

This is the whole reason the value and size factor exists

Gold sisters?!!!

>>55083993
>to try and claim losses I have to be net negative for the year
Where do you live?

>>55083916
Can't believe you bought 90$ otm and still got itm. God likes you and it's probably the cats.

>>55084014
This just means I can exchange more paper for actual money.
The lower the better unironically.

>>55084022
the USA. how can I claim these massive losses? Ill be net positive for the year but Im paying taxes now on gains I dont have anymore. Im paying taxes on money I dont have. They should just look at a persons net gains for the year every tax year instead of taxing every trade.

>>55084006
>>55083985
>>55083974
>>55083972
>>55083964
>>55083961
>>55083959
>>55083957
>>55083931
Hahahahaha god you faggots are pathetic!

>>55083975
Princess Zelda, from Mario

>There were 1.6 job openings for every unemployed person in March, well above the 1.0-1.2 range that is consistent with a jobs market that is not generating too much inflation
How in fugg is this even possible? Fuckin greedflation at its peak. It's never been easier to find a job so good for zoomers I guess

>>55084014
Bocchi nooooooooo

>>55083964
>>55083948
More redhead anime bitches please. Wanna buy my wife an outfit.

ALL MY MONEYS GONE
ALL MY MONEYS GONE
ALL MY MONEY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55084038
The jobs will stay I filled unless Grandma wants to go back to work part time or Paco needs a third job. Zoomers don’t want to work they literally all think they’ll be insta influencers or rappers or pro athletes and have no career plan.

>>55084034
says the mass replyer, invest in $ROPE

>>55084024
I also have a mutt
He cute, but very fat
Idk, I woke up with a whooping cough, so it may be a mixed blessing

>>55084062
excuse me sir, the xender inclusive term is now "content creator"

So Nvidia deleted the whole volatility related to debt ceiling? how's that related?

>>55084038
it costs nothing to put a job ad up, you can go on indeed and put 30 job ads up right now. companies are throwing them at the wall so they can tell their investors they're still expanding and growing, and tell their employees they're looking to hire more to lessen their burden

>AI, solve the US economy
there, now you know why NVDA saved america

>>55084065
Bro you are singlehandedly 10% of the posts in this thread

>>55084057
I wish I had a redhead gf, alas, I don't have enough Nvidia shares to acquire one.

AI is the future indeed

>>55084076
Are you day drinking yet? I honestly might have 1 at open to celebrate my genius nvda play. It definitely wasn't dumb luck!

>>55084088
the volatility was from NVDA earnings not the debt ceiling.

>>55084014
Yeah, and with the debt ceiling further pushed away... gold is over. Should have sold at 2070 like any reasonable trader

>>55084004
15.56 here, just got another 4k shares, slurping the fuck out of this

I'm balls deep in an nvda call and I'm from Buenos Aires and I say drink them all
I'm like 4 shots in rn and it's not even market open for another 28 mins

>>55084088
That’s literally never an actual problem it’s just political theater that everyone seemingly memoryholes every time it comes back around. Stop telling me this time it’s different it never is.

more like Gay.I. am I right?

This shit is going to collapse like a dying star into a black hole.

>>55084119
ye haha

>>55084121
yeah but not until after the long weekend
can't crash before a long weekend
unprecedented

>NVDA $400
this looks like a good entry point

>>55084106
Oh yeah, the highland park is silky smooth on an empty stomach, but my wife is planning on taking me to kbbq (but obviously I'm paying) so I'm gonna be alright

>>55084093
not your bro, you mass reply like that again and I will do everything in my power to submit a report to the moderation team about your behavior. consider yourself on watch.

recession is cancel?

>>55084137
Inflation finally caught up to NVDA. That's all.

>>55084142
yes, we are returning to normal

>>55084115
What do I day drink? Whiskey? I'm buying nvda puts with 10% of my call earnings.

who else buying Nvidia and AMD at open?

the bubble has only just begun bobo, nvda will become the most valuable company in the world by september

>>55084057
She's supposed to be a brunette, this little slut is the red head

>>55084147
Lel, I'm literally gonna do the same
God speed Spiderman
Scotch just has this earthiness that makes you not feel too bad for being an alcoholic

>>55084152
Me, I always buy stocks after a 30% pump

>CTRL F
>BOIL
>ZERO
>RESULTS
WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS
imagine
not slurping
in the teens this morning
I PUSSIED OUT AND DIDN'T SLURP
NEARLY ENOUGH

BOIL
the single
most
BASED
ticker of them all
it and
KOLD
are all that a heterosexual white biological male ever needs

>>55084157
>Okay, fellas, we got a brunette a blonde and a redhead, we need to get to work on an orangehead and a bluehead stat

>>55084152
>he wasnt already in amd
anon....

>>55084152
last chance to buy before it goes to $500

>>55084163
You're right but I have no scotch. How far out are you looking at puts? I consider these free options because of how heavy the call paid off

>>55084169
Get better, grandpa

>fomoing into nvda at the top after a 250% bullrun

SOXLchads, where you at? How we feelin'?

so be cause NVDA made a huge raise in guidance does that mean we have to wait until next earnings for there to be a chance NVDA goes down?

>>55084186
ill be happy when we get back into the 20s

Post nvda options and shares

>>55084152
I'm closing calls if you want some

I remember when Nvidia was at these levels in autumn of 2021 after killer earnings, I did a complete degen trade and doubled my position overnight.
That was basically the top.

Of course, back the Nvidia was actually growing earnings and they had a lower PE.

Anyone know why stocks are so high with the US default risk?

What the absolute fuck is that

>>55084182
Around 360p
Should be around 90$ at open

>>55084186
Currently hold 142 shares at an avg of 13.16. Im so comfy it hurts.

>10yr yield 3.775%

>>55084183
i am, little by little, but am still too much of a little girl as it stands. i should have
ALL
FUCKIN
INed

W-Well at least my MSFT is getting a small sympathy pump...

>>55084214
lol

>>55084186
>had 10k shares @ 13.61 avg
>got scared and sold at 15.5
Second time this year ive been fooled.

>>55084214

>>55083893
But boomers with money like them, which is why they will crash the market when debt ceiling is raised.

>>55084227
MSFT Bros. Lol. They Underestimated Us. Bing Chat Reveal Soon. Japan News Imminent. They Will Learn.

AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI

Thanks for listening.

>>55084214

>>55084236

>>55084249
>this earning report was generated by AI

>>55084157
That blondes outfit is nice but I could probably make the RED heads bikini.
>>55084172
>Orangehead
Thats a real redhead. We need a new term for the dyed red.

Rapid7 seems like a good pick up now that Crowdstrike's dick is getting sucked 24/7

>>55084214
A.I. clown market.
Nvidia promised they will double their revenue next quarter and triple earnings.

How are earnings filed? Like the official paperwork with all the accounts and documents and shit? Does the SEC like come over to the companies HQ and go through their accounting department, does some guy hand deliver it to the SEC, or is it just emailed or some other internet file sharing thing?

Thinking about the robbery of the century stealing earnings data before release and making market plays off it.

>>55084269
blond is asking for it.

South africa does 50 bps hikes, meanwhile ECB doing 25. AYY, I'M LEAVING FOR AFRICA

WAKA WAKA EH EH

>>55084217
Check my breakfast setup. Don't tell my wife or I'm fucked

>>55084266
Is Nvidia's price decided by AI? Because I think i see one digit too many.

>>55084296
is that b-breast milk?

I can already tell it's going to be a comedy gold day in /smg/.

>>55084141
OK, Karen

>>55084303
Calm down horn ball.

>>55084296
9/10, I usually go ham with the cherries
You also are probably further ahead than most anons on this thread by virtue of having a child

>>55084287
For me its the hip windows.

>>55084276
The bank and commodites stocks are also high, higher than during the First Republic questions a week+ ago.
If the US defaults, it will stop payments on bonds, of which banks own a huge amount. Until the issue is resolved all those assets become worthless. Aren't people even mildly afraid of that?
The floor is very low, and so is the ceiling.

anyone explain why is NVDA up by 25% pre-market?
i know they beat earnings but wtf!

Long tech. Short commodities.
It's simple.

>>55084269
Dryed, Dyered, Dyred

>>55083766
that means soxl will pump as well. i'll be finally free of these bags soxl sisters...

>>55084283
Someone answer this guy

>>55084334
Blowoff top.

>>55084334

>>55084334
see
>>55084276
Nvidia promised and they will deliver. A.I. is the future. :^)

>>55084311
name calling also puts you on the list, consider yourself on watch

>>55084344
you just did...

>NVDA sell orders instantly declined when placed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY OLIVE OIL IS LEAKING

>>55084186
500 shares and watching the good times roll

My plan: Wait for the chaos at open to die down; buy NVDA. In the next 2-3 days, randoms will FOMO into NVDA. Sell NVDA for a nice 4% increase.
I dont need the big gains, just let me leech a few percent off the top.

>>55084349
I'm glad you saved the gif I posted :)

>>55084328
Having kids is your only purpose. Pretty sad most of them never figure it out. Ham and cherries would've gone better together but I wasn't expecting a celebration this early. 5 minutes until screenshot and sell

I am going all in on nvda calls at open. What am I in for

>>55084334
It's acutally currently dropping a little bit, 391

>mfw i lived to see The Big One

>>55084334
NVDA is THE stock for the next quarter century. When AI makes anime and your waifu real she will be powered by NVDA chips. When you get into your self driving car to go supervise your warehouse of workerbots both the car and your employees will have NVDA chips inside.

This is your last chance guys. Buy NVDA and be an owner of the bots allowed into the cabal that controls them , or brave the dystopia as a poor.

>>55084363
>4% gain
>chance of 10-50% loss

Hmm...

>>55084296
Microwave breakfast ?

just letting the juden know, i WILL be gathering more AMD and GOOGL no matter what happens from this oncoming gigadoomp, the JEWS will not hold me back from hoarding shares

>>55084310
w-why would she post such a picture?

watch for a
BOIL
SLURPPORTUNITY
at 10:30 AM
when the EIA storage injection report gets released.
one way or the other
it
will
move
i would love to accoomoolate some more
@ bargain prices
it's already dropping back down right now in fact, but not quiet enough to hook me deeper yet.

>>55084370
It's a nice addition to my peepoo folder.

385 NVDA dropping

>>55084296
Cute dog you got there fren!

>>55084385
I only plan to hold for about 2 hours, I'm sure it'll be fine. The market wouldnt fuck me, would it?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Something is happening to the Nvidia computer.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

uh, NVDA is pointing down right before open...

AI bros...

>>55084390
Judge me not. We are all sinners... plus this Lil faggot cries whenever I leave the room. Yes I can let him cry while I cook but the sound literally drives you insane.

WTF NVDA DUMPED 6% ON OPEN

amd xisters... its our time...

375 is the slurp zone.

Oh I see how it is
>speculators drop their bags for epic profit taking
>Blackrock waits a bit to rebalance slurp
Where does that leave Bobos? Do they cover now or later?

god mumus are just so gullible retards
this will be funny today

I fomo'd NVDA at 391 how fucked am i

>>55084433
How can you even say that dumb shit with a straight face? I know all you faggots are mad you missed the bottom but damn

>>55084414
YGMI

Capable, strong /biz/ fathers...the world needs'em.

Post NVDA call porn

>>55084442
ask me again in 1 hour

>>55084438
Why would you do that? lmao. That's even dumber than shorting before earnings.

>>55084426
SLURPED AND UNSLURPED

Look how these faggot MMs are trying to not pay out on the options so they're crushing the stock

>>55084448
because the price targets came out to 500

remember your training, buy the dip

>>55084420
Profit taking
Many such cases

>>55083687
FUCK YOU INTEL FUCK YOU INTEL FUCK YOU INTEL

>>55084453
price targets always had zero predictive power, they're garbage, always were

>>55084414
Probably better than what im having, also dont tell my wife or she will kill me.

>>55084453
lmao.

>there are future NVDA bag holders right here in this thread
ChatGPT is dumb as hell and the AI bubble will rug pull one day soon

>>55084328
Didn't assign a narrower sell price and got the lowest amount. I'm a bitch. 5k profit overnight is 5k profit

>>55084453
this is your typical mumu lol, lmao

I DON'T LIKE THE PRICE ACTION ON THE SOXL
I DON'T LIKE THE PRICE ACTION ON THE SOXL
I DON'T LIKE THE PRICE ACTION ON THE SOXL
I DON'T LIKE THE PRICE ACTION ON THE SOXL

>>55084385
I changed my mind and am not following that plan

>SOXS
It begins.

>>55084453
>because the price targets came out to 500
The 1y target estimate on Yahoo Finance still says 300. Checkmate mumu

UHHHH BULL BROS?

>>55084384
basado . been holding since 240 so may as well double down and go all in AI meme bubble.

>>55084470
Nah LLMs are absolutely here to stay, it's the fucking wild west of AI right now.

WHY IS NGRIA DROPPING!?

>>55084470
>ChatGPT is dumb as hell
Americans are dumb as hell and will rely on ChatGPT to fix their fucked up grammar.

NVDA SISTERS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ppt throwing everything they have to keep apple green

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>55084444
Checked and ty

>>55084384
>When you get into your self driving car to go supervise your warehouse of workerbots both the car and your employees will have NVDA chips inside.
None of this is going to happen, this is a fantasy created by a speculative bubble. ChatGPT is useful for helping 15 year olds write their high school essays and that's about it

>>55084216
Judaism

>>55084492
>>55084495

Aaaaaaand all the AI meme stocks are instantly getting sold off lmao. So much for that golden bull run

>>55084472
Sold mine for 1.2k
Not bad for a 21$ investment, kek

>>55084343
I SOXSOLD HAHHAHA. I SOLD the minute it opened. I"M FUCKING FREE

>>55084482
Thank me at least, lol

>>55084514
Based, free citizen

i think i found the indicator which suits me

How could this happen to me??
I thought we were in new paradigm..
You told me to buy NVDA at $399.50..

>>55084494
>ChatGPT to fix their fucked up grammar.
ChatGPT will just be used to generate a million Buzzfeed-esque articles and videos everywhere on the internet constantly all the time forever. As dumb as Americans are even they might get bored of scrolling through AI generated content all day. It's not going to last long

And wallah, I'm down 5% on the day already

SOXL is the answer

WHY IS IT GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55084530
good. it will be even more. just wait and see

Weird market you got here Brandon

>>55084466
are those anal beads in front of the keyboard?

>>55084530
nothing personnel kid, no refunds

>>55084529
You have no idea what you're talking about and as a shitposter myself, I'm asking you to stop. Please dude.

I honestly don't know what to think anymore.

Hopefully y’all slurped at 375 when I told you that was the generational bottom of NVDA.

>>55084549
>You have no idea what you're talking about
Explain your view then

>>55084514
Based market timer. My shitcoin indicators (LABU/LABD/YANG/the entire down jones index) say that today is going to be red as fuck

>>55084544
wooden ones yeah, was a gift from my bro.

>>55084533
Why does your image have a white bar?

>>55084510
The AI meme still looks pretty healthy to me

>>55084512
Noiceeee would've been nicer for both of us it opened at 390 lol. I bought a 360 put but the gains are doing down fast. I'll keep it just because

>>55084544
That's behind the keyboard

>>55084515
Thanks king

>>55084561
I blame smg.

>>55084544
>>55084561
>anal
lol missed that part. No, its a braclet, those are way to small for anal beads.

now we crab

>>55084567
>another white bar image

>>55084580
:)

>>55084563
>Every large cap ticker is either at a 52 week low or 52 week high right now depending on if they can say AI or not
>Any random company with 5 letter tickers I've never even heard of green every day for months cause AI or whatever

What a Jewish time to trade

>>55084555
ChatGPT, Bard, whatever flavor of the month LLMs you want to pick are in their infancy and are already capable of producing material that most educational institutions have no detections for. Shit has literally rocked every single high school and college. LLMs are also able to produce code, and yes, I wouldn't rely on it for code used in a production/enterprise environment, but give it a few more iterations and we'll probably see FAANG engineers go to AI for code checks to use in their production environment. I absolutely promise you this isn't a fad. It's unchecked growth and will probably end badly for all of us in some capacity.

>>55084580
Which is worse: those or zoomers capping landscape photos in portrait from their phones?

Got more nvda puts. Fuck ai.

>>55084587
I'm pretty sure it has to do with shills laundering their image hashes so you can't search them in the archives. And then anons also save them.

>>55084567
np, king.

NVDA is the best company in the world. I will buy a RTX4090 to celebrate with my gains.

>>55084592
Lets go king, let's dump this to 335

>>55084587
The graphics in the new Fallout are looking great

>>55084583
kek during my accounting and finance classes in college. the boomer teachers place so much emphasis on how fundamentals matter.

>>55084555
>>55084586
and by the way, this is just the "free" shit the public sees, you just know they have even more capable shit behind closed doors. don't underestimate this "fad" because it's popular in the mainstream. this is the one time where it would pay not to be a contrarian.

>>55084586
Watching the turbo autist and gigachad Kaze Emanuar get chatgpt to optimize his (already optimized) Super Mario 64 code is pretty interesting. You can apparently even ask it to focus its optimizations in specific ways (i.e. "optimize for total code size", etc). It's not GREAT at its job but its good enough that a competent coder can use it as an aid.
An incompetent coder will take what it says at face value and break things, but if it evolves enough that might no longer be the case.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20s9hWDx0Io

AND WALLAH, JUST LIKE THAT, $800K HAS LEFT BLACKROCK FUNDS

>>55084586
>are already capable of producing material that most educational institutions have no detections for
false - they can use AI to detect AI, and professors already are doing so
>Shit has literally rocked every single high school and college
true, zoomers are lazy, and are copy pasting AI
>go to AI for code checks
true, but as a way to check that there aren't errors - a 'proofreader'
>I absolutely promise you this isn't a fad
It isn't a fad in that it will be incorporated into tech, manufacturing, services moving forward, and will continue to advance. It is a fad in that market participants think it means "infinite money glitch" -- where there is a total disconnect between the revenue / profit it will bring in and the hype it is receiving, relative to the improvements to society, the increases in GDP it will bring

>>55084601
I'll take a dump to 350

Adamantium support at 375 all the algos have it set as their new floor.

>>55084552
nobody is buying ur bags

>>55084595
Back in my day we used to just change 1 pixel in Paint.

>>55084612
WTF, YOU ARE LITERALLY STEALING THEIR MONEY

Artificial Intelligence powers an artificial market

Definitely some odd market movement today, guys

>>55084607
We have truly embraced the clown. Nothing matters anymore and it's just 0dte options on hekkin science companies while everything on the down jones goes to zero

>>55084601
Can we be friends? I bought 3 350 puts for tomorrow but plan to sell before close

Germany is in recession

>>55084624
Artificial and homosexual market.

>>55084586
>Shit has literally rocked every single high school and college
School was already a waste of time and on some level everyone understands that. Kids have to go through the motions because that's just how things are done. Kids using ChatGPT to autowrite boring essays changes little
>I wouldn't rely on it for code used in a production/enterprise environment
Yeah because it's dumb as hell
>but give it a few more iterations
Could take years or might never happen. It's not going to magically evolve itself like in the movies
>will probably end badly for all of us in some capacity
Yeah it will. Everything is going to get dumb as hell. It was already bad enough dealing with dumb as hell people everywhere. Soon we'll have to deal with erratic and dumb as hell chat bots because companies need to layoff employees. It's like outsourcing everything to India but way worse

Memorial Day is gonna be about more than just Soldiers after next Tuesday, believe it.

Decades from now its gonna be "The 2023 Memorial Weekend Crash"

so guys, all in in the VIX right?

>>55084623
they'll be aight nigga, they tough right? *camron voice

>>55084527
Please tell us which indicator? Grateful.

nvidia is already above avg daily volume lol

>>55084632
I'm always on /smg/
Maybe I've been your fren all this time lil buddy
Maybe the real nigger are the friends we made on the way

>>55084652
You're my nigger and I'm naming you cat anon. I self identify as father anon. See you in the next thread unless I get a 3day ban for being off topic.

spy calls bro

>>55084650
Imagine buying a 300 p/e company the day after a 30% gap up.. after a 100% 6 month pump

>Yeah this is it. The line will never go down. Now's the time to fomo boys

Has nvda even paid calls bought calls today? Most someone could of made was buying at 370 selling at 380 today. Everyone else is holding calls bought before and will sell. I see us going down further

some loss porn 4 da senpai... what should i do with $788k cash? I'm thinkin $700k to MM fund, then what?

>>55084666
OK satan

>>55084648
/smg

>>55084662
Nah, jannies are coomers
Just don't post any ugly girls like gorlock did and you'll be fine

>>55084643
>>will probably end badly for all of us in some capacity
>Yeah it will. Everything is going to get dumb as hell. It was already bad enough dealing with dumb as hell people everywhere. Soon we'll have to deal with erratic and dumb as hell chat bots because companies need to layoff employees. It's like outsourcing everything to India but way worse

tell me about it, sometimes when im at my bank site getting support via their text chat, even though those are human operators, sometimes they're so dumb that you'd think that they're chatbots. I can't tell

>>55084666

>>55084670
Maybe some miracle and the call issuer gets assigned and actually holds the shares lol

>>55084670
If we nvda can't atleast push 5 more dollars and stick around there for a bit won't be enough time for bulls to liquidate and we drop. At least my thesis

raking

>>55084687
>Snapchat

Just send dick pictures in text like a real man

>>55084672
Tuesday otm puts on spy nvda and appl

Is it this easy

Nvda just go up with 600 pt upgrades

>>55083728
>>55083739
>the only book about investing I’ve read is ‘Learn to Earn’ by Peter Lynch
>“invest in what you know”
>buy NVDA years ago because I play vidya
>mfw

>>55084694
*Bulls will liquidate anyways, 99 percent were going down

>>55084672
Honestly just keep trading. Watching you blow up your portfolio while ranting about WS jews that gave you market matching returns is pretty funny.

TIME FOR A BIGGG DROP

>>55084698
raked!
>>55084718
>>55084718
>>55084718

Why in the fuck doesn't that piece of shit Qualcomm ever do anything?

>>55084707
Yes sirs it's very easy to risk $1500 to make $100. The casino loves people that do stuff like that

SUGARCOMPUTER

>>55084722
I don't know but I was balls deep in my roth and ended up cutting the position in half on a hunch back in the 140s

>>55084715
>market matching returns
while paying 1% portfolio value, while bagholding international in an inherited IRA that needs to be cleaned out, while SPY pumps on momentum but not the blackrock designated US momentum fund... yea I know who I'm talking to. a faggot. and a nigger lover. kek baggies

>>55084751
>while paying 1% portfolio value
You just lost 1% of your portfolio on a single retarded trade. lmao.

>>55084787
Better than paying a blackrock niggerlover (jew) to do the same thing right? i know who im talking to. ya nigger lover. ya ESG investor.

>>55084447
How you doin now you dumb fag?

I'm just here to post NVDA so that it adds to the Goldman algo.

>>55084186
I have 8000 shares at an avg of 30 still lmao.