/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55083368
are you retarded? it clearly is tracking the nasdaq

>>55083368
>What exactly is this thing
ponzi scheme

>>55083368
these girls are making incredible progress
by 2030 they will surely be the largest women alive, they could host an event where they duke it out to the death, kaiju-style, in the streets of tokyo.
Man, I'd pay sats to watch that.

>>55083497
kek

I can't understand how gluttons feed on flesh so much that they permanently damage their bodies in becoming ham planets.
These people drive cars and whip around the planet mindlessly. It's getting worse and worse.
Such negligence.

>>55083516
>flesh
If they ate more red meat they'd get stomach pains or kidney stones or gout from eating too much and probably start losing weight. not the winning meta.
I bet they eat fried carbs, cakes and biscuits morning till night - supplemented with buckets of hydrating sugary corn syrup. That's the only way to obtain the biomass of two men.

Honestly, I prefer them in cars than walking around where I can see them. Sometimes you see fatties on mopeds and the sonic 1 dr robotnik theme plays in my head.

>>55083368
Wait are those fatties the same girls???WOW

>what is it tracking
Nothing hopefully. Its its own asset class. The GIGA ponzi class

>>55083368
This is exactly why I'm not interested in any woman unless I know for a fact that that she regularly works out
Far less likely that she'll turn into a ham planet by her 30s/40s

>>55083624
be careful, that can be a trap. if she regularly works out she probably is hungry a lot and therefore eats a lot. if at any point she stops being active, she will blow up like a balloon because of her eating habits from her workout phase.

>>55083368
wow you're telling me women age and get fat? who could've known?

Ngl they look better with more weight on them

>>55083368
If we listen, we can understand that it is a store of value.

>>55083401
By definition it's not a ponzi scheme. You can call it a pyramid scheme if you want.

>>55083919
It's a ponzi inside a pyramid.
New buyers enrich old buyers,
Shitcoins rugpull or slowly scam their investors, then buy BTC or ETH as the wash their ill-gotten gains. (This is the pyramid part).

>>55083792
we get it your mom was fat

>>55083683
This. Find yourself a runnergirl that doesn't work out. She'll stay skinny and fit and probably outlive you.

>tfw find them theoretically fat and gross but my dick does not agree
>>55084772
My mom is like 5'2" and 100 lbs and hates food

>>55084399
But there's no central entity in bitcoin. Eth is a ponzi by definition.

>>55083368
PERFECTION