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Wagie hate thread? WAGIE HATE THREAD!
>>55076650> "Hi boss!"
>I'll keep it short, anon: you didn't smile when you entered the building. We know your kind, get outta here.
>why, sure you can heat your food here>wait, you didn't buy a pass?!
>boy, I wonder what surprise awai- ACK
>and don't you dare not smile, slave
>anon, you haven't met your keypress goal this hour, cut the shit you drone
>are you a diamond or are you a filthy beggar? I can work with both.
Based wholesome litter
>phew, I almost gave you a twenty, thanks for warning me!
Lifehack for fellow chads.
>>55078769what is a trick test
>>55078932you know, like lets say you're applying to take care of kids and theres a crying kid outside the building and you walk past and ignore them and go to your interview only to find out the crying kid was your interview and you blew it
>>55078970Dodged a bullet, I'd say. I'm the one who employs psychological warfare in the office and I'm not exactly looking for a worthy opponent.
>>55076650>Trick test >PC surveillance>Cleaning parteyEmployers are insanely paranoid, huh? And covid showed that you can work 2 hours a day and the company will be fine just as well.
>>55078970That's some willie wonka bullshit
>>55076650how's that art degree working out? NOW GET BACK TO WORK
>>55078899Based Jew. No wonder they are superior to whites.
>>55078784>>55078793>>55078813Haven't seen these ones yet + a few others ITTare these new irl or did you manage to find a new source? Seems outrageous
I'm a janitor (paid) and I get to go home when I finish my stations if I want to or I can stay at work and get paid to do literally nothing. The place I work at has a gym so I can hit the free weights whenever i want to and get paid for it. Fuck that humiliation ritual bullshit
>>55076650what the fuck was the story behind this again
>>55079898>janitor here, it's based as fuck>ID: HUNTJannie applications must be opening again
>>55078851>anymoreBased retard owner.
Just so you know, the chats, the pieces of papers. Its all fake. You can just print something out and tape it to the wall.
>>55078883Publix employees are unironically the highest quality and happiest wagies I’ve ever met. Maybe because they’re living in Florida? Meanwhile in places like California and New York all the grocery store employees look like they desperately want to commit suicide.
>>55078970>you crying little shit, you have ANY IDEA how much money you cost me??
>>55078793What is the point of this one?So, I'm working for an employer. They give me some type of lottery ticket, which I assume goes on top of my wagesI go to scratch it off, and it's a printed note saying "thank you"So, to recapI wasted my time scratching off something of no valueMy employer wasted time and money preparing the card and printing itI resent the company for mocking me, thus creating a worse working environment
>>55076650
>>55078908In Japan they have a culture of employees clean up the workspace every day, and they don't resent it. It's part of everyday work for them.If cleaning the work environment is presented as another everyday task and part of your work there, then it won't be resented by workers. If you make it sound like some fun activity to be done after working hours, then people feel cheated and will grow resentfulAll of this bullshit probably comes from people who will inevitably crash their own companies
>>55078784looks like some fake shit that gets posted to /r/antiwork
>>55079983>Maybe because they’re living in Florida?really wish you fucking yanks would comprehend what a hellhole this state has becomealso really wish you fucking yanks would comprehend that it is entirely your faulttldr: kys yank
>mfw me and my gf both own our own businesses >i'm an IT freelancer >she is a sales consultant >mfw her frequent flier miles pay for our vacations Feels good
>>55078932Something akin to a shit test. HR roasties are a thing after all.>>55078970Imagine a trick test where you have to answer a basic logic trick question like>If DeShawn ate 3 apples out of 5 at dinner>how many would he have the preceding morning?
>>55078769i swear every fucking interview has some bullshit in it designed to make you fail
>>55080526How are they going to filter the losers from the completely useless assholes?
>>55078793Lol, they used to say that exact same phrase at the end of meetings in the Amazon warehouse I was at
>>55080155>something of no value>My employer wasted time and money preparing ... and printing it>I resent the company for mocking me, thus creating a worse working environmentPlace I used to work wanted to give us "challenge coins" on our way into the parking lot. This was during covid hype, btw. Big group of managers and HR roasties congregated at the check station. Pull up quickly and a bit further than normal. Hand my checksheet to the nurse. start to drive away. plaintive "wait" from roastie. tries to hand me a coin. "is it worth money?" nope, teehee. "no thanks" drive away.
>>55079951>Based retard owner.>your
>>55080300To enjoy the bullying, we must first embrace and believe it.
>>55081443>mikel Wait a minute..
>>55080155It's the humiliation ritual. Bi-weekly we come together to devise new methods to bully our wagies.
>>55081453>>55081443Wait a fucking minute
>>55080345Aww, are you upset that the governor banned sex change surgery for children?
This is one reason that I'm thankful all of my coworkers are Indians. They do not give a fuck about anything other than completing tasks. The only time I'm ever required to do something outside of work there is free food and beer involved.
>>550804565Preceding means before so he should still have all 5.
>>55081672Exactly, now try answering that question from a (low income) background.
>>55081521This isn’t sad. He’s suffering from some sort of genetic disease im guessing, and it probably affected his brain development. I’m glad he’s able to work an honest job, it’s sad when a person is too mentally impaired to do that. I’m genuinely happy for him.
>>55081694If you’re running in a race, and you just ran past second place, what place are you in?
>>55081713The HR office
>>55081705Yeah, me too. Wagie is more of a mentality than a state of being, like sin>>55081713Logic dictates I’d be in first, but you must also consider:>is the race still going by the time you pass second?>are you even an eligible runner in the first place>did you mean the person in second place or literally another place besides where the race is (a second place)Maybe that’s overthinking, but with a trick test, you never know. At least with a shit test you can tell your woman to knock it off, but you can’t speak that way to an employer
>>55076650>let me get to the dishwasher bro
Why were you saving up free time, wagie? You're being suspicious.
>Walmart jail 1/2>>55081462>your achievementThey couldn't even be bothered to write out something more than a generic one liner sentenceAlso notice the following, The "Cassano's family" (them) are very proud of YOUR achievement. So you are not part of the Cassano family, even though you have been slaving away for them for 5 years, you are just their wagie, and don't you forget it
>Walmart jail 2/2>>55081443Pizza...
And people wonder why the wagie must be bullied.
>>55080300It's such a steal though
>>55081521Yeah not cringey, but imagine if it were some cute autist girl doing that instead.
>>55078908>Cleaning "party"Lol, lmao.
Picrel: they might get greedy!
>>55082393Imagine then making you come in while not being paidThat's an hour of commuting and getting ready, winding down.I hope they fired that person and then they got sued
>>55082490>Do not feed the animals>Do not tap on glass>No flash photography
>>55080208>If cleaning the work environment is presented as another everyday task and part of your work there, then it won't be resented by workersWrong if it is done within the 8 hours of work I am paid for I couldn't give a fuck. If you're asking on my time fuck off
>>55082490
>>55081751>Logic dictates I’d be in firstUh oh... Walmart have openings anon
>>55080526Isn't it rather that they have a million fake excuses if they simply don't like you and want an out?
>>55082542But that's exactly what I mean, by "part of your work there" I mean part of your activities during work hours
>>55078813Kek what the actual fuck
Absolutely wholesome
>>55081462>>55082072Pays well enough to afford a jeep.
>>55078813>bet your dogs missing you. Do wagies fucking really? I’d quit on the spot. What kind of cuck just deals with that?
>>55082568That is, unless you like pages or have friends that we feel are not a good fit for our culture.
>>55081705He should get disability benefits then instead of having to work.
Reading this thread makes me appreciate the European way of customer service.In Europe it's understood that you're grumpy and miserable and rude if you work a shitty customer service job, because of course you would. Why the fuck would you ever smile and act happy in such a situation?
>>55080441>allowing your woman to travel for workShe’s fucking Chad and Tyrone on her work trips
Is r/antiwork invading biz now?
>>55078769your interview unironically starts when you're outside the building and/or visible by HR through the windows. they'll observe you how you act when you believe you're not being watched. they'll check if you're being nice with the reception desk, if you say hello to random people you meet etc.
>>55083146>have interview doing IT for an administrative office of a national manufacturing company>"Anon we weren't able to find you on Facebook. You'll need to provide yours so we can monitor it.">Yeah, I don't have one. Never did.>"We can't employ you if we can't trust you. You need to provide it.">I don't have one. I'm not interested in this position anymore.>Walk out without signing out or turning in my 'visitor badge'>get call next day saying they need me to come in and sign out and turn in badge>"Anon you need to...">reply: DAVES NOT HERE MAN! >my name isn't Dave>block their # and emailsFuck them.
>>55078769>Anon, you didn't flirt with the 22 year old blonde receptionist even though she repeatedly tried joking with you? No, being afraid of sexual harassment accusations isn't an excuse. You're not high energy and proactive enough to join the GlobalMegaCorp family.
Then there's my absolute favorite. There's like 5 kinds of milk on there, shit never fails to make me laugh.
>>55083228>be on a travel reddit>guy posts a long, elaborately detailed story about being treated indifferently by an Air France gate agent >he mentions that he was so upset his wife had to calm him down >write "well you wanted the authentic French cultural experience, you got it hehe :)" >banned
>>55083228Bro that just means Europeans are softies, it's your duty to utterly destroy the wagie motivation to get out of bed each morning.
>>55081694>>55081672Wrong. It said preceding morning. He might have got the apples in the afternoon or evening, so the answer could be anything.
>>55083405>France>gate agentDoes that retard also expect great service from the TSA, the DMV or the police?
>>55083275I do all these things, I'm such a good goy!
>>55079005
>>55079905It was a staged photo for r antiwork
>>55079005best laugh of the day, thanks anon
>>55081471Kek, always
>>55078970They did this to me. Was applying for CPS and this little bracefaced loli flirted with me in the parking lot. After I finished they told me I should have plowed her somewhere out of camera view and they couldnt hire someone so careless.
>>55078970>Be me>Arrive early at office for interview >Waiting in main lobby>Janitor comes by mopping floors>He's kinda conspicuously close to me>I decided to break the silence "This is a big lobby. I hope you don't have to do this every day.">He laughs "Actually, I do. It's not so bad though and I don't mind the view.">the room is windowless so I have to assume he's referencing the blonde receptionist. I look over at her instinctually and she winks at me, probably overheard him.>We make some small talk. Tells me his name is Clarence. We shake hands.>I get called up for my interview. He says "Good luck young man, I'm sure you'll meet your destiny in there." Now he winks and gives me this knowing nod>I brush off the oddness of that and get in the elevator to the 77th floor.>I am brought into a large ornate office>To my surprise Clarence the Janitor is here>"Oh hey. How did you get up here so fast?">"Oh you'll find this place has many surprises...">He removes his Janitor overalls revealing a tuxedo>He puts on a monocle and top hat>"I'm Clarence Von Warburgerschmidt IV, the CEO and founder of this company.">Tells me he wanted to test my character and see if I would treat a janitor as an equal>Tells me that he has chosen me to be the CEO>the blonde receptionist appears. He tells me this is his daughter and he wants me to marry her>the wedding ceremony is held immediately in that very office with all the board of directors in attendance >my parents are there somehow even though they're dead. Apparently they faked their deaths and this was part of the test >the guy who used to bully me in high school is also there, he was part of the test >Finally I'm asked what our first order of business should be>I stop to think about it, get down on the floor>everybody does the dinosaur
>>55083291Based
>>55081462Someone post the troll hand cap.
>>55086260pottery
>>55086260Saved
>>55086929>>55086949tldr. qrd?
>>55081920I don't get it
We winning boys
>>55082072I'd get a few of my coworkers to pitch in and we'd put all the black workers in jail. They'd never try that shit again, might even get sued.
>>55076650Fuck off you hateful demon. I'd put a bullet in your head before killing a wagie
If trips wagie will ragie and rise up
>>55081471Lmao>WHEN I SAY EVERYTIME, I MEAN EVERYTIME, BROTHER.
>>55087797Does this count?
>>55086260Best post on biz today
>>55078883>>55078868>>55078813>>55078793OH NEETCucksTime to wagie!MAKE THAT COFFEE HOT
>>55087058in high up positions for fancy places they force people to take time off and have someone else do the job/audit the books to make sure theres nothing strange going on. its not really applicable for jobs where you do multiple choice wagie quizzes
>>55082822Petcucks deserve to be bullied and ridiculed along with their worthless shit vermin.
>>55078851>unironic Henry Kissinger quoteThis has to be fake...
>>55078908At least they get paid for that cleaning party?
>>55081920??????????????Can someone explain?
>>55078851>fuck your tip cups or I'll pay you a fifth of your already meager salaryYeah, owner/manager is fucking based
>>55079983I lived in Florida for a year and miss it often. It's the only place where women liked me, the weather's nice, and you're never more than 2 hours from the sea.Florida culture is beautiful.
>>55079983>Maybe because they’re living in Florida?Let me preface this by saying I fucking loathe California and NY.Florida is a fucking shithole and I genuinely pity anyone living there.The only worse state in the country is Louisiana
>>55078784What is BHU SW?>>55080300Also this
Thank you Jeffrey for the weekend shift.>earn 200€ less than someone doing 5 days a week>Instead I have 4 free days for myself and inner peace
>>55080208>wageslave >:(>wageslave, japan :)
>>55089940Basically if someone works 30% of the shifts in a very small employment company you can easily catch who's stealing by forcing certain employees to take sick leavest. Cigarette pants stuffer
Ngl I think this self pitying culture is gay, they way people sit there like in this pic and OP's visibly seething or crying, there's no dignity in itI understand when you get put in shitty or dehumanizing situations at work it fills you with hate or maybe you get overwhelmed from making orders and cry like a babby, but you have to remember your own bottom line The only reason you feel that way is because you're afraid of the pressure, that is, of people yelling at you or the eventuality that you might get firedAlmost no one gets fired who actually does work at any job, except in economic downturns you have no control over, and these people crying or seething are almost always putting in some effort It works both ways, they can try to dehumanize you but you can do as little as is required of you juuusst short of getting fired, and balk at their orders; pacify them just enough to get them off your back and then laugh at them in your head or with your buddies
>>55083211Here in america you have to sell your soul to satan to get on disability. This man obviously chose the slightly lesser evil of selling his soul to walmart instead.
>>55082329the cute autist girl would be, at minimum, 36 years old after committing her life to walmart for 20 years. also cute girls never work these jobs for more than a few years. they are constantly exposed to random richfag customers who offer these girls money to live with them... usually more money than they will ever make at their wagie job.
>>55076650Just be "office spaced">business casual? why though? I'm in a cubicle and the ripped jeans provide ample ventilation>Be here at 9? Why though? I can work remote (allegedly)>Stop smelling like weed? I can't help it, it's legal and they smoke it everywhere! the odor sticks to everything! how do I get into the building without getting smoke on me? hahaha>I need to call in if I now show? Who said I no showed? Do they have proof?so forth and so onSince covid this is actually what peak performance looks like
>>55091329This is more or less the strategy I’ve taken. It really hasn’t backfired at all so far. To be honest, if you’re not employed in like bulge bracket banking or big law or running your own business or unless you’re just really committed to what you do, I really don’t see the point in working that hard or caring that much.
i went to starbucks drive thru and they had the audacity to ask for a tip. wtf is that lol i couldnt believe it
>>55083291I fucking hated the 2010s. A pandemic or nuke or alien invasion will never top how stupid people acted if you never used Facebook
>>55086260Nice
>>55086260Bullshit, but I believe it.
>>55081471EVERY SINGLETIME
>>55082291I'm no expert on reading handwriting but the longer you look at it the worse it gets. Besides the misspellings it starts off looking like a child wrote it but gets more assertive and mature as it goes on. There's also the quirks of excitement in the random capitalization and downward strokes on the g and ys, running out of room without trying to write smaller... It's as if while keeping everyone from these sweet clearance items, they remembered who they really are.
>>55078813What the fuck ahahahahahaha
>>55078932Your interview has begun the minute you get in the building. After asking you to have a seat, the receptionist sends an email to your interviewer with notes on how you behaved to entry-level staff. It's an update of the old test where they take you to lunch and observe how you treat the waiters>>5508548066% of your success at a job is how good you are to be around. You're not just an employee, you're enforced company for 40+ hours a week. Nobody wants to be stuck with shitty people when they already have to be at work
>>55083249even better
>>55090928Shut the fuck up cattle retard. They look like that because they realize this will be the next 40 years of their lives lol.
>>55092564>Nobody wants to be stuck with shitty people when they already have to be at workim unfunny, ugly, and generally have uninteresting interests. does this put me at a disadvantage in culture fit interviews?
>>55092624Start being funny and interests are only as interesting as you make them. YouTubers have made entire careers waxing poetic about shit no one would otherwise care about
>>55092624of course. Fortunately for you, social skills are just skills and they work the same as any other skill. Everyone is born with more or less talent at everything, but anyone can get good at anything. Steal a copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People and read it every other week, check out YT channels like Charisma on Command" and take notes. Once you realize you can grind social skills, it's incredibly easy for a high-IQ sperg to become charming as fuck, and that's a stat boost to literally every other aspect of life. Uninteresting interests can be interesting if you can communicate your enthusiasm interestingly, but at least initially it's better to just notice what normies are talking about and spend 5 minutes learning a little bit about that. Seriously though, career success is 33% how good you are at your job and 66% what sort of company you are. Everyone at work is stuck with each other for hours a day. So, be someone people look forward to being stuck with, and you'll go far.
>>55083325This reminds me of the anon who worked at subway who listed the perfect combination of things to make a wagie miserable.
>>55092694What were they?
>>55092701
>>55092713Oh shit, I remember. That was brutal. Thanks for sharing
>>55087035memes
>>55092683>How to Win Friends and Influence People and read it every other week, check out YT channels like Charisma on Commanddid this help you, or were you already an extrovert and just took notice of these?
>>55092734They changed my life. I had zero social instincts, absolutely zero. Like people would ask me "how are you doing?" and then there'd be this horrible awkward pause while I would consider how I was doing, because I was clueless that it's just like a verbal handshake and you're supposed to say "great, thanks, how are you?". I would do shit like that every time and I dreaded having to talk with people. Also I did not give a shit about normie topics so I never had anything to talk about with people. It was awful.I'm still an introvert and a lot of social interaction is draining, but it turns out once you get good at something, surprise surprise it's a lot easier to do and you enjoy doing it instead of dreading it. The book's the foundation of social skills, that YT channel is more for finer points (but unsurprisingly is way more up to date than a 100+ year old book). It takes a few months of intelligent practice to go from sperg to normal, and a year will get you into genuine charm territory. Re-read the book every couple weeks, watch a video a day, think about past interactions and how they could go better, and you level up fast.
>>55092799You sound like a shill brother. You aren't winning nor influencing me looks like your book failed. Perhaps you should read it again a few times.
>>55092807>shilling a century old book>telling people to steal itNope, I've influenced you and you're already my friend. Don't forget poker night's Tuesday and we're doing Japanese themed drinks
>>55080208If you do science then it's basic knowledge to clean up after yourself, especially when working with dangerous chemicals
>>55076650Classic burnout. He needs to do the revigoration dance.
>>55076650Get in cagie.
>>5507914490 percent of jobs in corporate can be maintained under "the work isn't going anywhere" mantra.The work is always there, deadlines are mostly a meme for many positions. Obviously this doesn't apply to all roles but yeah.I mean 40 hours a week is an arbitrary number. Admittedly the US market is open 9:30 to 4:30 pm not counting after hours trading, but again how many jobs does that apply to?
>>55081751I know this is a little trolling but you got me so gosh darn good. Heheh, if you pass second place, you take their spot. That is to say, if you pass second place, you are now in second place.
>>55092815Charming af
>>55082088i swear i'm never working retail again. it's a special kind of hell. i got a retail job after doing construction for a while. thought it would be better to be inside an AC building lifting light stuff for a few hours a day. it's true the physical work is easier and you have AC but the down side is the degredation, the customers treat you like shit and the managers make you do demeaning shit like pic related. it's aweful what they make you do. sing and dance like a clown, stand out in front of a store and do pitches and get laughed at by everyone. after a few months of that shit i was ready to break my back in the 90 degree heat again. at least as a laborer i could keep my diginity.
>>55092683that is solid fucking career advice, thanks anon. youve delayed the death of biz by another day
>>55086260>"I'm Clarence Von Warburgerschmidt IV, the CEO and founder of this company."Biggest kek here.
>>55086260>my parents are there somehow even though they're dead. Apparently they faked their deaths and this was part of the testFucking keke
>>55092683>Fortunately for you, social skills are just skills and they work the same as any other skillLies.
>>55089873lol, lmao
>>55078868I see nothing wrong with that image.>You mean you're really just going to leave when you're done eating and not do my job for me?
>>55086260
>>55076650Ahhh so you’re the entitled micropenis having rich boy that calls my call center. I fucking transferring you faggots all day long
>>55078813proper bants
>>55097524I like this, seperation from everyone else.
*blocks your path*
wagie, oh wagie? I didn't quite like your tone while waiting on me
paid internship? Oh no no no
>R-Remember me, anon? I...I was being called a h-hero for t-two months in 2020...w-we got more money on our check for a month...*COUGH COUGH COUGH* o-oh it's nothing, just a little tired...heh...next please...
>>55101000That's not an outback steakhouse. It's a diner. You can tell from the sugar packets and syrup bottles.
>>55101519I don't know what you're talking about my local outback steakhouse has sugar packets and syrup on the table at all times to put on the bloomin onions
>>55078813Based boomer jews shaming their wage cucks
i love my wagie job
>>55079005I admire your ways anon.
>>55101639i love your waggie job too. we need amazon driver
>>55101007ouch.....when I interned as a staff accountant they paid me $29/hr.....someone would have to be really fucking stupid to accept an internship where you PAY the employer
>>55086260fucking lol
>>55097524Turning the wage cage thing into wage jailsThey need to extract the maximum amount of labour from the wagies, they need to milk them to their very last drop
>>55100064Nope, God's truth. When you wrap your head around that it's a real see-the-Matrix moment
>>55089940>>55087058When working at financial institutions, all employees are required to take 5 consecutive days of vacation, once a year. The point of this is to ensure nobody is embezzling, stealing, taking a little off the top, etc; it would become apparent if the numbers fluctuated dramatically while an employee wasn't there.Source: worked at two different financial institutions over the course of a decade. That screenshot was from a training software called BVS, and most credit unions use it.
>>55089769Based
>>55078813high level troll
>>55090167>What is BHU SW?Body-Heat-Unit Sweater-Weather.Apparently the fee/pass even includes just trying to heat up your food by holding it close to your body under a thick sweater.
>>55078813For anyone wondering, the wagie backlash towards this little out-of-touch stunt was IMMEDIATE and VITRIOLIC.The reason you don't hear/see more about it is because the wagies literally got together and threatened to mass-quit if management didn't shove those signs right back up their asses, so they were taken down within the week.But of course, wagies being wagies, they were now totally pleased and happy with their shitty work situation again and went right back to working under the same assholes who decided those signs were a good idea in the first place.
>>55097524Literally still better than the modern "open office" where you don't even have your own fucking desk, everything is shared, and you have to see/hear everyone else's face/screen in your periphery at all times.
>>55103083what's weird to me is that cubicles were actually an innovation away from open offices, so workers could have some privacy and space to themselves. and somehow that's being reversed now
>>55092713i was the guy behind him, he make her give him a handjob using the sauce after
>>55103083Look at the bright side, you walk through the front door you have the whole office under the barrel when you dump your mags. You don't even have to be precise.
>>55076650fake ass staged photo. fuck starbucks wagies.
>>55097524This is unironically better than working a non-specialized trade beaner construction job or any open office hellhole
>>55097524if I was to ever do office work again I would actually prefer a cage with no windows and a door I can lock from the inside. I cant fucking stand people wanting to talk to me at work.
>>55103573that was when people (white well-versed men) were hired because they were good workers. now that people hire to meet diversify quotas they need open plan offices to keep the minorities working
>>55103914>You don't even have to be precise.well its more that people have less places to hide. neo would have been screwed if the agents were trying to find him in 2020.
>>55078883Back when I worked at a deli in europooria, we weren't allowed to keep tips. I went out of my way to give people back the tips because the boss kept that shit
>>55076650AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW THE FUCK DO I ESCAPE THE WAGIE TRAP I'M IN UNI DOING CS HOLY SHIT I WILL TEAR OUT MY FUCKING EYES IF I HAD TO LIVE ONE DAY LIKE THAT
>>55101000how tf did he get the glass like that?
>>55106309just do delivery
>>55107076Very carefully.
>>55107076>upright full glass>put coaster or something on top of glass>flip glass over onto table>slide out coaster>>55104233good point
>>55106309>sniff sniff>Are you really doing a boomboom or are you complaining about working here again, anon?
>>55078769I fucking hate HR whores. I swear to god most workplaces are totally ruined by these narcissisitic cunts.
>>55092815Not to burst your bubble, but I am ridiculously good at reading people. Always have been. I instinctively would like/dislike people the second I would meet them. My gut is always right and could tell when someone was cool or a bit "off". You my friend, I would sniff out in a second as a disingenuous freak, an autist pretending to be a normie. It's not just speaking mate, it's the way you move, the way you carry yourself. The eyes, I could cop in 10 seconds you trying to keep eye contact because a book told you. But yours is not natural and it makes people uncomfortable. "Ohh nice weird overthought handshake, you purposely trying to hurt my hand brother?"
>>55078868>Why do customers do thisBecause you are paid to clean it up wagie.
>>55107188oh, wagie? wagie? Are you in there on your phone again? >>55107413absolutely, it's very easy to tell who's using this book and who isn't. One of the easy tells is that one of the first things How to Win Friends and Influence People tells the reader is to always use someone's name when talking to them. It's easy to spot faux-confidence specially when they're spouting off your first name every time they address you, couple that with awkward eye contact and always finding an excuse to shake hands and you've found a phony in the weeds, and phonies are less respected in a work environment than even a poor worker, because phonies are known to be liars and creeps
>>55107413>bunch of hallucinations that nobody ever said>made-up fantasies about handshakes (?)>i'm too smart for people to like!kek alright bud>>55107500>weird fantasies about first names and awkward eye contactI've never met anyone who does thatsounds like you guys are too smart to learn social skills, though. The "too smart to X" loser is my absolute favorite kind of loser
>>55079967Yeah most of it comes from antiwork. Rage marketing against jobs
>>55081521Not a bad lookin dude desu
>>55107553If they hate work, why don't they quit and just collect welfare?
>>55107573if you're a white male with no kids you aren't getting welfare in the US. The 100 sheboons with 10 kids on the housing list get first priority. At best you can get food stamps, but that's it.
>>55107587White people from the suburbs don't even know how benefits work. They deserve to wage.
>>55107573They don’t hate work, they work for people and companies who make money off you being an unskilled rage filled laborer with no hope in your future and pride in your work, and they want YOU to hate working. In my opinion
>>55107849>Value proposition Yes, they have little value to anyone else. I mean, I am sure their parents care, but it's not like they offer value to anyone that is worth any real money. People need to understand their actual value.
wagie party time
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>>55108186fun is over
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>>55108172Imagine fucking him in the ass
>>55108206>>55108216Fake and gay.
>>55089769>he types while alone, bitter and unable to emotionally bond with anyone
>>55080345>yankis that supposed to be an insult you retarded southerner?
>>55078908>yeah i bet you dont fit in a lot of things, sierra
>>55092448it was written by the diversity hire
>>55082768i'd come back later that night with a mask and smash the ring camera, im doing them a service by getting rid of the spyware
>>55100994how do you type something like this then not expect a bullet to the head while going to your car one night?
>>55108167>>55108172>>55108178>>55108186every time i see these videos, it reminds me why i quit walmart, and would rather go train hopping than ever fucking work there again.you have to have a certain lack of self awareness to participate in this shit
damn you gotta have a deathwish to dine out and be a cunt these days. Linecooks literally have every drug imagineable including fent and with how tight things are with cash it's only a matter of time before a server or bartender feels slighted enough to fuck someone's life up. They could literally put a hotbatch in a lime or french fry or something and there's 0 chance of them ever being implicated.
>>55092713W-What was the filename kek
>>55108196>go into a pod>wear the mask still Kek what the fuck is wrong with these people
>>55080345I live in Florida and have been here for 34 years. I am looking to leave. The last straw was probably the uber eats driver murdered down the street
>>55078813My office put up signs a while ago saying "Work is an activity, not just a place".They actually remoralised me a bit just from the absurdity of it all, and it was fun joking around with my cowagies about it.
>>55108897imagine getting murdered delivering $13 worth of taco bell for a 15% tip
>>55107730I have schizophrenia and SSDI is not $1800 a month it is $950 a month.Head of household tax credit is not $1800 either.You do not get free utilities unless you live in a state that has a program like that and it still isn't free. In new york they give electricity credit. In florida there is nothing and electricity costs $230 a month in the summer for a 1 bedroom house with AC set to 82 degrees.You can not get a section 8 bond unless you win their lottery and make less than $900 a month. SSDI pays over $900 a month so you dont qualify.Food stamps are $16 a month if you get $950 for SSDI. "obamacare" isnt free health care. Its a law that requires everyone to have insurance. I am a 30% disabled veteran so the VA covers that for me. The free cell phone is true but not everyone qualifies. I applied twice and was denied both times. College isn't free. The Pell Grant pays $6500 a year for tuition for up to 6 years and only for a Bachelors degree or certain trade schools. It can not pay for Masters or anything else. The only schools where you would be making money off that are certain trade schools that are basically a scam school and a waste of your time. I keep seeing people post this bull shit that isnt true stop posting it. That image you people keep posting was made up by someone that is either a liar that likes the number "1800" or a boomer that thinks they know things because they heard it somewhere and they are just repeating bull shit they heard
>>55081517>not greet themIs that grammar correct?
>>55109040Kek imagine knowing this much about welfare
>>55109040>Single neet schizoYou should add retarded and poor reading comprehension. Mother of two has a different rate and other programs available. Damn, you even suck at being poor. Have you considered rope?
>>55108575>is that supposed to be an insultyes you dumb fucking yankgrats on paying 500k for a 2/2 in Medley btwwhat a steal compared to LI prices lmao
>>55109158Having children or dependents does not alter the amount you get paid for SSDI you stupid fuck.
>>55107730>commit adultery for moneyFuck off, fool. What’s the point of all that cash if you have to bend to the will of satanists?
>>55109040Shouldn’t you qualify for the GI bill and use that + Pell grant + use military specialization training towards college credits? Also certain schools in certain states have an automatic enrollment option where if you get certain grades in community college you qualify for enrollment at a state school.
>>55076650wtf kind of floors do these starbucks use? I see that shit all the time. Is it made out of crude oil. I used to see this mainly in industrialized areas when I used to wage.
>>55109533Waxed wooden floors?
>>55109305The kids go on SSI as well. Learn to welfare poor fag.https://www.ssa.gov/ssi/>>55109324How is that adultery? You just don't have a marriage license. Show me in the bible where the state decides who is married.
>>55109667You’re right, if they did then gay marriage would be recognized which it isn’t. Is there a way to get married without the government’s interference? Because what you’re proposing seems like a submission to their will (they hate straight marriage and intact families). Elope?
>>55109697sea captains can marry people in international waters
>>55109704Fucking based.
>>55109697Get a load of this bible scholar. Do you have any idea how marriage actually works?
>>55109912It should be between a man and a woman and it should be an agreement that they live together, love together, and fulfill certain roles. Of course, reality and perverse governments never make that kind of thing easy. The man and woman themselves can also fuck it up by selfish desires, most times coming from the woman.
>>55076650I don't hate the wagie. As much as I hate prostitutes, which is none. Someone's got to make the sandwiches, coffees, and ring it up. Why not them? They already have the job anyways. So why hate someone that is actually trying to make it? Do you hate people that use AI bots to make trades for them too? Do you hate AI?If not look into the ai trading bot called Black swan. Website: black swan . biz
>>55109667SSDI is not SSI. You are a fucking retard.
>>55076650then you learned the one on the ground is just hungover
>>55080441Enjoy paying self employment tax
>>55082300better than vending machine prices
>>55110602Sadly true. I saw a vending machine at a university recently - $2.50 for a can drink.A full box of 12 can drinks at the grocery store is never more than $6.00-$7.00.
>>55107730That doesn't sound like a very fulfilling life to me anon. I mean, I hate working, but being a parasite is way worst
>>55102989Fucking wagies.
>>55107527You are a special sort of retard psychopath
>>55078908>are u coming to the party anon?!>it's mandatory!>btw, is that an ANDROID you've got there?Now, this is one tough gig.
>>55109427I used 100% of my GI BIll + 100% of the Edith Nourse STEM extension. I graduated from welding school and had my 6g smaw cert until I couldnt get hired anywhere because I dont speak spanish and I have a BS in Cybersecurity and Information Assurance. I can not get hired anywhere. People can tell there is something wrong with me. I get $950 a month from SSDI and ~$460 a month from the VA for 30% rating, I owe the VA money from failing some classes at school so they are recouping $80 a month. I have schizophrenia. I can barely survive on this money. I would like to work if it would pay more than SSDI but nobody will hire me.
>>55100994>be career helping boomer>doesn't share contacts>degrades wagie for asking>expects not to have her head smashed in one day due to her entitlement and crappy attitudeAbsolute Boomer / 10
>>55108635>>55108690Lower your tone, wagie.
>>55076650Ever worked a shift while balls deep in relationship issues outside the job? I was definitely there in my younger days.
>>55109324>Wagecuck AND a christcuckWe got a twofer, boys!
>>55110337You got a point. Looking into this now.
Average Wagie severance
>>55078823https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDDUqS_oEaw
>>55115480Nope. Not a wagecuck
>>55116267Wagecuckery be damned, that was fucking awesome
>>55082072>>55082072This is for CPA'sThey are send on a vacation once a year so the company can hire an outside accountant to check the books
What are some things I can do to make life hell for a wagie at my nearby gas station?
>>55078932receptionist does something bad to you or delays you and you gotta eat it subserviently or you lose.
>>55109062yes it's not a substitute/shortened version for "don't greet" but instead it's a substitute/shortened version for "we greet"
>>55102827It's normally 10 consecutive days
>>55078868what? not steal the tabasco?
>>>>55107500Imagine how uncomfortable it must be to take a shit while people can look at your faceI wonder if there is a manager that enters the bathroom to check up on you, maybe there are cameras in the bathroom, insanity. I'd just make eye contact with whoever is looking at me shitting
do americans really?
>>55111822If you are such a mentally deranged poorfag, you shouldnt be on 4chans crypto gambling board.
>>55081471every single time
>>55086260It's been so long...
>>55119930>I'd just make eye contact with whoever is looking at me shittingBetter yet, small talk. Especially if it's the boss.>Hey man, what's up? *hhng-* *plop* Ah, enjoying the weather? Scorcher today! *rrng* *plop* How're the kids doing?
>>55078899I don't know, being in the service industry is already hell on earth, we can laugh at their circumstance but there's no need to make their lives harder, their bosses and family already do that
>>55100994I’m into femdom and this response just turned me onI really want to fuck her
>>55108962Around blacks, never relax
>>55086260Best /biz/ post of 2023.
>>55100994Isnt this the opposite of the business model for job finders? This is like a car salesmen not selling a car, its not a punishment for anyone except the person losing the business. Don't they want as many people as possible getting hired through them?
>>55102827so if everyone steals, no one will noticeGod i LOVE Capitalism
>>55076650Hi I am waging and I am one hundred percent in 5 months I am gonna have the money to buy my dream car already.To invest in BTC you say? HAHAHAHA ZOOM OUT and kill yourselves you all fucking jeets.
>>55086260blessed post
>>55078769>>55078932>>55078970Why are americans like this
>>55122976Which is
>>55082490They're literally animals to the company
>>55108167>>55108172>>55108178>>55108186I'd rather kms
>>55122241Sir, you seem to be mistaken, this is 4chan circa 2023.In this time and place, the common practice is to instantly try your hardest to shit all over literally everyone who is even 0.01% worse off than yourself, even if (ESPECIALLY if) you have just recently gained some kind of narrow edge over them, even when you yourself were in their place just moments ago.See: Anyone who just barely managed to snag a hambeast girlfriend, now shitting all over the "virgins and losers" who simply "don't have what it takes to make it in life", when they themselves were "loser virgins" just a week prior.See also: The bullied kid who grows up to become a bully.Very few people here mature past the point of the high-school dog-eat-dog mentality.
>>55108206>>55108216these are from r/antiwork. A subreddit notable for faking shit like this to the point they ask for verification of proof
>>55110473Not him but I hope you understand that in every country on earth owning a company and being self employed is more tax efficient than being an employee.
>>55122976>dream carGood goy