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Early bake pruned in 3, 2, 1, ...

puts on soxs

>>55079681
One More Week.

how do i short the s&p 500?

First for Arabic girls and making money with SPY.

>>55079719
ponder the aroma

well, do i eat the 20% loss of total portfolio on my SOXS or do I hold, hoping for a correction soon? what would (you) do?

I should sell this at open right? OptionsProfitCalculator says it will be worth $5400 (up 1000%) as long as NVDA holds 380. Even if it drops to 360 that’s still 3600

Is technical analysis a waste of time?
Every time I look at a chart I choose to not buy a stock either because it's falling or because it doesn't look low enough. Trend following and mean reversion contradict each other and prevent me from buying any stocks.

>>55079716
ATM short calls. You can better maximize the extrinsic value. Sell naked to get full use of leverage.

>>55079751
I don't know anon. Do you want your portfolio to go up or down? is 500%+ not enough for you?

what do you call this pattern?

Hey macro schizos

Is he right?

Do you simpletons understand what's going on? The market is entranced by AI. Mega-cap Tech is staunchly in the driver's seat, and won't be usurped from that position for many years....

>>55079724
You might be right... I guess I'm glad I have a spread on where my max loss is capped to $20k since Im long 3 $405s wile being short 3 $340s ($405 - $340 = $65, $65 x 100 shares x 3 contracts = $19,500 max loss). I'm closing out on open, but man should I leave the long calls on? $405 is outrageous. It's the last strike on the table.

>>55079741
If you would not buy something, don't hold it. If I gave you $1k, would you spend that $1k on SOXS?

>>55079741
Shit like this is why I stopped holding shares. Dump it and start trading options.

>>55079753
Selling call/put credit spreads based on RSI has been working pretty well for me. You have to be enough of an asshole to not panic close them when your strike gets breached though, because it happens.

>>55079716
>>55079760
Stacking multiple put debit spreads would be more profitable. Also context?

1 trilly soon..

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

>>55079787
Didn't it already reverse? The bullish side of my portfolio has been a bigger bloodbath than Sierra Leone this week.

>>55079814
Well, yes. I think 19 is still a possibility and Im prepared to hold until the end of June.

ONE MONTH YIELDS JUST HIT 6%
>DEFAULT IMMINENT
ONE MONTH YIELDS JUST HIT 6%
>DEFAULT IMMINENT
ONE MONTH YIELDS JUST HIT 6%
>DEFAULT IMMINENT
ONE MONTH YIELDS JUST HIT 6%
>DEFAULT IMMINENT
ONE MONTH YIELDS JUST HIT 6%
>DEFAULT IMMINENT
ONE MONTH YIELDS JUST HIT 6%
>DEFAULT IMMINENT
ONE MONTH YIELDS JUST HIT 6%
>DEFAULT IMMINENT
ONE MONTH YIELDS JUST HIT 6%
>DEFAULT IMMINENT

What's happening with the debt ceiling? Will they make a deal before they default on the 1st?

>>55079861
No.

>>55079861
The spiciest maturity I can find is actually a June 1st with a YTM of 7.994%.

>>55079878
Yes, or kick the can for a week/raise the ceiling by a token $50b amount or something.

>>55079893
Find a less faggy reaction image, jesus christ.

https://www.investing.com/rates-bonds/usa-government-bonds

>>55079861
>we're hitting junk bond levels of yields

>>55079895
>YTM of 7.994%
>YTM
>yield to maturity

>>55079902
Would be nice if the boomers & other parasites didn't get their gibs for a week and then they made a deal instead.
Who bullish on ABML ASTS ORGN ?

>>55079821
>Selling call/put credit spreads
>You have to be enough of an asshole to not panic close them when your strike gets breached though, because it happens.
Would you close picrel out or hold till expiration? I can eat the $20k loss by holding, but If I can get out for $11k loss I'm thinking I'll take it... Whaddya think?

>>55079706
>literally 10 yrs have been passed

yields more like peelds

>DXY 125

>>55079936
you guys are taking losses?

>>55079681
Selling my calls 1st thing in the morning. You fags are buying puts right?

Hello fellow clowns.
I sold covered calls on my NVDA stocks.
I made money but I also lost a lot money.
Feels bad man.

>>55079959
become a boomer and join the boglechads

>>55079952
hello 1985

treasury more like treapoopee

>>55079787
The terminology regarding QE is wrong, but yes Yellen is going to raise $500b asap in new issuance if the ceiling gets raised. She injected ~$700b into the economy out of the TGA since April 2022. Some combination of RRP balance dropping & yields going up will occur. RRP dropping is liquidity positive, but yields going up is equity & economy negative. Mortgage rates are benchmarked to 10y for instance. There's about $2t in RRP, so we'll have to see if those participants move.

>Captcha: 0PSGDP

I have some soxl and tqqq calls for next week. Is it looking good tomorrow? Can I fucking win one and just sell em and buy UPRO or JEPQ?

finally the market is returning to normal

dow jones to 10k eoy

>>55079957
That's what I'm asking. If this thing deflates then I won't have to. But at the same time, it's not gonna fucking deflate. So $10k, $20k doesn't really change anything about my life either way. But I don't like pissing more money away when crazy shit like this happens. I'll save the $10k if I can. I don't think this is deflating below $340 by Friday. I could roll out and up but I don't like doing that. Might as well just take the L and actually do my real strategy that doesn't include earnings goombles. This a learning heem for sure. I didn't like spreads but I'm glad I'm long the $405s right now just in case. It does stop the bleeding. Although if I was really naked I'd just get out in the morning and I wouldnt be asking these questions right now. What do?

>>55079959
Strikes sold? Expiration?

>>55079878
What speaks against automatically raising the debt ceiling whenever Congress approves new spending that requires it?

>>55080000
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!

we should just become the united states of nividia.

>>55080031
It's called Westworld, picrel is me

>>55080021
310. Expire next week.

i hope tomorrow
we see lots of greens
or else i might start
on amphetamines

>>55080008
>What do?
Idk

>>55080024
the debt ceiling is morally fake and gay in debt driven economy desu

Who the fuck buys EA stock?
They are losing money, their customers hate them. Insiders cashing out. Negligible dividend.
And it's almost at ATH. AND THE STOCKS I BUY ARE DOWN 70% WTF IS GOING ON.

Well bobros, I don't want to be sour grapes but it looks like NVDA managed to fight the fed and win as EPS continues to rise despite increased rates. How some banks managed to eat dirt from increased rates while a tech company managed to succeed in spite of raised rates is something I cannot explain. I pour one out for you today, and perhaps tomorrow the AI hype train will finally faceplant, as my Indian professor explained in a seminar today that "if/then statements are a kind of decision making which is A.I." I am going to become a Luddite at this rate. This was then followed up by Ellen, who I don't find funny at all, although I may have been biased at the time because I was grimacing at NVDA's AH face melting pump. Best of luck in your future shorts.

>>55080042
With all that IV you sold at the money? That's kinda retarded. More retarded than my "it's not going to ATHs after hours" heem

>>55080039
This except unironically.

>>55080069
Their EPS went down quarter over quarter. By a lot.

Hey guys, noob investor question, what do you do if you bought a few shares of NVDA at like $80? Do I cash out at +400% or hold forever until I die?

God DAMN bears are so fucking dumb. I mean like, really dumb. I would feel bad for them but they were so confident in their wrongness that they complete deserve this. Bunch of faggots.

>>55080070
Like I said. I am a clown.

I was the anon who said he'd do a thumbs up the other night after his SPY calls. Haha well I switched to puts, they payed, my TSLA call at $180 I slurped paid, and bought this midday on my lunch break.

How much is this golden ticket gonna be worth on market open?

>>55079681
Test

>>55080089
I was referencing the steadily growing EPS trend over the past year. I should have been more clear about that.

>>55080096
If NVDA holds, 6757 but as a conservative estimate, probably 4000 because IV crush

Well this is interesting; Dude shoots roommate over a hot pocket; https://www.lex18.com/news/crime/kentucky-man-accused-of-shooting-roommate-for-eating-last-hot-pocket

>>55080094
>>55080069
I still have exactly the same amount of NVDS, SQQQ, and UVXY as I did before close today. Tomorrow I will buy even more.

I am winning.

>>55080094
Yes don't tell 'em we want bears in the dark until the meltup is here were they will all go to that big wooden door into what they think is a shower

this is one of those fuckups where i just sit here reading comments about the stock market when its closed and stare at the charts all day when its open because im down so much. i hate this feeling. it really disrupts my focus. only cure is to realize the loss.

>>55080117
Thanks anon, I was thinking around 7-8 but was worried about IV crush. I'm gonna sell right at open and not check pre-market to see the number go down. Lol.

I'm kicking myself for not buying a few more calls.

>>55080091
If you want to feel safe take out your initial. If you have the balls and think NVDA is Amazon 2 just hold it forever

>>55080137
I think you are reading those comments because you are looking for the courage to double down like a real man.

>>55080069
>>55080112
It's over. Take it all in.

In my two years trading:
>Longed $30k of vix calls when pelosi flew to Taiwan, 30% unrealized profit, too schizo to take it, turns to 50% loss
>Heemed on two 5% SPY days
>Heemed on owning NVDA at $150 but selling at $170
>Heemed on various data drop over leveraged plays
>Heemed on a $40 naked short strangle when "Russia bombed national ally Poland... Oh wait jk"
>Heemed on NVDA
Still have a million buckaroos, what do? I'm thinkin 75% MM funds, 25% 0 dte SPY. The fuck? Should I just give it to brown people as reparations and let them move into my house? How do I turn $1M into $10M into $100M? Do I fomo into NVDA? I am black hat William in Westworld. They are just testing for fidelity with me. This entire thing is fake... Priced in already. It's all already happened. The heems are built in. The wins are built in. It's all predetermined already. I swear I'm the only person on planet earth that truly understands that. It's already happened. All of it. Tomorrow has already happened.

>>55080153
as soon as my account isnt PDT restricted anymore I will.

>>55079936
I would hold until about noon tomorrow because a lot of big, earnings driven price spikes have been getting Bogg'ed by hedge trannies the following morning. I would also recommend using debit spreads on earnings plays since the maximum risk/gain ratio is better. Credit spreads are better suited for low risk theta framing.

>>55080067
It actually looks like a pretty good candidate for a long term bearish play. Its ratios suck and it's failed to break the resistance ceiling it's sitting at many times in the past.

>>55080095
It's aight nigga. You'll be aight. You though right? *Camron voice

>>55080152
No don’t hold this one forever. It has a price to earnings ratio of like a billion, so the dividends will never make sense in anon’s entire lifetime. Anon should just sell when he feels that the AI hype is at its peak. Don’t get greedy. NVIDIA will eventually fall off a cliff, be it in 1 year or 10. It’s not smart to hold a stock like this forever.

>>55080164
Should I sell my call at noon or right at open?

I can't fucking wait for the market to open tomorrow. SOXL is going to pump 10%

>>55080161
Poor man's covered puts on BUD and TGT.

>>55080183
more than that because half of the underlying assets in SOXL weren't moving at all since all the focus was on NVDA

>>55080067
>>55080164
EA might actually be a good bear play based on the fundies too. FIFA is their main moneymaker and they will lose the license next year. Are sports games buyers smart enough to buy EA Sports FC or not?

>>55080164
>I would hold until about noon tomorrow because a lot of big, earnings driven price spikes have been getting Bogg'ed by hedge trannies the following morning
I just have a hard time seeing this pull back when the narrative is "200+ billion of market cap gained in an hour" it's institutional buying after hours and they ain't dumping tomorrow. Idk what to do other than exiting all my other bullshit blackrock etc positions. That's definitely happening. I may just hold this thing till expiration for all I care. What's $10k anyways? I was pretty reasonable. The MMs know I'm reasonable with 0 dte SPY. Ya win some ya lose some

>>55080182
If the giant red candle hasn't shown up by noon then it's probably not going to happen. The one that raped my DE call was some time around 10:30 or 11 Eastern.

>>55080183
Intcels are gonna get dragged across the finish line kicking a screaming with this one.

>soxl

>>55079681
hope msft goes up 5% from nvda

>>55080171
Yeah. LikO

>>55080215
>its institutional buyers
Nope. Its a gamma squeeze. They were given a softball and the company ran with it.

>>55080171
Yeah. It's covered so I will be fine. Just lost out of potential thousands.

>>55080215
It won't necessarily close below previous open the way these other Bogg'ed stocks have been, and it may not get Bogg'ed at all, but I would hold out a few hours for the possibility.

>>55080164
>debit spreads on earnings plays
The IV on these was outrageous. I had to sell that IV. 30% after hours on the largest of mega cap tech is outrageous. Hope it was worth losing a million in market liquidity over. Which I'm sure it was. I'm about to be wreaking havoc with 0 dtes. Instead of 1 lot as abase, I'll do a 10 lot, then 25 lot, then 50, then 100 lot. Each and every fucking trade. I'm not that wrong when it comes to short term intraday spy plays. I was was wrong on NVDA, I'll eat that shit sandwich. These fucking niggers don't know they just did. Or do they. It's all priced in already after all.

>ETFs
Do you or don't you?

>>55079849
Who gave you permission to post my wife?

>>55080164
>>55080214
Somehow all ATVI seems to have a bullish valuation too. Has anyone looked outside? Are all the girls still locked up at home playing video games? Do people have a real life now or is it all still like during covid? Well actually I don't care I'm not shorting right now. So you have to go outside yourself I'm not doing it.

You know what is really fucking weird?
BTC falling 4% in 24 hours, and making another leg down after hours, post NVDA report
Makes no sense to me whatsoever - would you expect to see BTC fall 4% after NVDA soars 25% after hours?
It's almost at "that's impossible" levels of reason
Where is the risk appetite? Why is the canary dying in the coal mine, upon a 25%, all time high, 1 trillion cap move?
What is wrong with the canary /smg/

>>55079849
Tell me more about the bera side of your portfolio

>>55080280
the tigers ate it

Did people actually bet on NVIDIA? How much are they up?

schizo copium is the strongest copium. ill never sell SOXS until the hidden tigers are ready to sell too

>>55080310
I didn't specifically buy NVDA but I'm up 72% YTD

>>55080197
Christ SOXL might really have a chance to get pretty high this year

>>55080279
ATVI is bullish because COD comes out every year and Microsoft is buying them out

>>55080239
>Its a gamma squeeze
After hours? I think the game squeeze comes tomorrow. But maybe not.

>>55080141
Same, I’m this guy >>55079751
it was still a risky buy no matter what, standing to lose at least 50% if NVDA went down at all. There will probably be a lot of FOMO at open. And I cannot understand the mindset of people who BUY these calls.

My basic understanding is that, they are reserving the right to buy 100 shares of NVDA at what is now a really discounted price if they exercise, no?

>>55080280
Indeed. And btc should be doing well with all the debt ceiling drama.

i wont masturbate until SOXS is over 20.

>>55080280
Crypto is in it's death throes, they're out of suckers

>>55079681
did nvidia (and its CEO) just go nuclear for a last pump before the crash? how the fuck are they supposed to sell even MORE when their CEO just said there is only one china, a fucking trade war with china is still ongoing, they rely on TSMC and china is still threatening with a takeover of taiwan, and their last release of consumer GPUs is a fliuke? who the fuck are they selling these AI ASICs that will net them $11b, and what are they?

>>55080254
I'll wait but I don't see it. NVDA is too big, and the tech, it's military tech. This isn't just some Rumble earnings play or some other smaller cap. Idk I'm just amazed not even mad. Like I said, blackrock is losing $800k tomorrow either way. It's just what do I do with that cash afterwards. I have my ideas. We'll be aight. Just need to schiz, out here for a bit. Same as every night

>>55080371
This. Fucking /biz/ doesn't even like crypto anymore, anyone that could be scammed has already been so.

is everyone using robinhood? or im i the only retard using it?

>>55080280
the ponzi is coming to an end no more bagholders, 10k will be coming soon

>>55080364
Nofap day 30 something (stopped counting). Check my post history

>>55080407
lets not masturbate together. we can combine our powers to make the market crash.

>>55080263
leveraged yes

>>55080305
IBKR is being a faggot and not leading right now, so I'll hit the highlights. Everything is green except the META and TGT plays.
>Long dated ITM puts on BUD and TGT; short on shorter dated OTM puts
>Call credit spreads on BUD LLY, META, PEP, TAP, and UAL; probably some other tickers I can't remember right now
>Call credit spreads on IWM, SPY, and TLT

>>55080279
Financials aren't great, it's probably merger hype inflating the share price.

>>55080391
You're the only retard using it. I'd be happy to send you an IBKR referral link.

>>55080421
I don't even fucking care what happens. I think that's why they are heeming me. I'm close. That's why I won't take a break. Weaker men would fall into old bad habits after a $11k (and counting) heem. Not me. Notmyproblem. Just money. I finished weed whacking my hill today. Fully off of coffee and caffeine in general for like 3 months now. No alcohol in a year. Two weeks off of marijuana cold turkey. No jerking off to jew porn. That's all they have left is to take 1% of my portfolio from me on a historic move. And I had a reasonable position on. I don't fucking care. I'm doing everything else right. The last step is exiting my blackrock positions and starting fresh, my way. Not jew Rothschild magee's way. Faggots. Niggerlovers.

>>55080480
Have you considered just buying a bunch of tbills or something? Interest rates are retardedly high and locking up some of your cash so you can't lose it is probably a good idea.

>>55080371
Soon might be a good time to buy some then

>>55080523
We probably won't see a bull market in stocks or crypto until there's a Republican in the White House, so no rush.

All stocks will be worth infinity in completely worthless USD, weeeee!

>>55080387
There’s a biiiig AI project going on right now. Hadron collider caliber. NVDA is pumping out product like it’s war time. Very big names want this project to go live ASAP.

>>55080555
I'd be happy to sell you the last few shares I haven't liquidated from when I was still a buy and hold investor if you like.

i knew something was fishy. all the big media names were saying it was time to sell nvda. im going to realize my loss then go all in an option to make 100%.

>>55079751
>I should sell this at open right?
If it's good enough to post it's good enough to sell

>>55080576
>>55079936
Stop taking out such large positions. This isn't Wallstreetbets, you don't get updoots for losing your life savings.

>>55080512
I just took a 10% loss exiting emerging markets etf in an IRA, and I just put $100k in to a MM fund that's getting 4.8% right now. And I kept $150k in available to trade cash to be used for selling cash secured puts on. I can do a 3 lot of SPY with that $150k. In my taxable account Im literally about exit everything except the NVDA for top keks and but a good $700k into MM fund, then I'll keep $100k for cash secured SPY puts + some available cash for day scalping. I can make a living with 0 dte long SPY options. It's not a fancy living but it doesn't need to be. But right now I'm only a fraction of 1% of my portfolio value on those plays and I do well. What if I started deploying 3% - 5% sometimes. Ya know? While 75% or more is locked up for safe keeping in MM fund. Tomorrow I'm rebalancing, which I should have done on day 1 of me taking over my accounts. No need to sell covered calls on bullshit I don't even want to own. I'll do it on SPY. But I'm only gonna buy into spy with cash secured puts that are scaled at $20 increments at various expirations ranging from 1 week to 1 month. Once I saw my US momentum fund have less momentum than SPY, when the only reason it rallied to $420 was MOMENTUM. Im just sitting there saying get me out of this shit. You blackrock nigger lovers. I'm out dogs. I'm gambling 0 dte every fucking day with 25 lot minimums. I'm William.

>>55080576
>all the big media names were saying it was time to sell nvda
who?

>>55080613
>Such large positions
What's $11k in a $830k account on a percentage basis smarty pants?

>>55079861
based my BIL doin sum sum

>>55080613
no but i do get a lot of money when it goes my way and thats whats important.

How do I make 3k a month? I really don't want to work.

>>55080067
>Who the fuck buys EA stock?
They use AI in their games. Expect more all time highs to come

>>55080069
>if/then statements are a kind of decision making which is A.I.
as a /g/entooman this is peak peak AI snakeoil clownworld

>>55080137
Same. 33% down YTD. I will continue to hold SQQQ, the market is very irrational

>>55080647
you want to make the equivalent of $17 an hour 40 hours a week sitting on your ass?

>>55080120
don't fuck with a man's food

>>55080137
I been there, anon and there is no easy answer. I hope your bags pump soon

Damn, congratulations all you TQQQ and SOXL retards.

>>55080685
Yeah, it's one of those primal things that just flips your monkey brain on

>>55080680
Sitting on my ass trading, yes.

>>55080647
Sell covered calls on a million of spy. Ez. It's like 30 seconds of work. Oh sorry nigger I guess you don't have that and can't do it

Every other company in the S&P500 just became irrelevant.

You heard me right, the only ticker that matters from here on is Nvidia. The future is AI and Nvidia is the only company in the world that has the technology to build the shovels that will power the AI revolution. Nvidia will become the largest company in the world by EOY and will hit 10-20% of the US Equity market within the decade. Buying NVDA at these levels will look like a discount in 10 years. If you don't understand this then you're clueless on how important AI will be.

>>55080706
Unfortunately, I am only comfortably on $13 an hour so I can't help you there.

>>55080260
give 'em hell anon

>>55080647
$50k seed money trading options is the most realistic answer, but I feel like someone with your attitude wouldn't do the work to learn how to trade them well enough.

>>55080693
> just dump your money into broad-market index funds
> line go up
Every.
Single.
Time.
I don't know why any of you bother with this gambling bullshit. Stop trying to cream your pants with a lotto win and just take the easy gains.

>>55080744
You want to know why. None of it matters.

>>55079861
>>55079895
Shit I really want to dump 100k into this but it's money I can't lose and I am terrified. Damn

>>55080744
S&P500 goes up 7% A YEAR on average.

Nvidia went up 25% OVERNIGHT.

You still have time to delete your post.

Bobo has only lost money for the last 8 months

>>55080744
that one time you win and shave off literal years of employment before you can set yourself free makes it all worth it.

>>55080387
>who the fuck are they selling these AI ASICs that will net them $11b, and what are they?
These niggers finally have artificial super intelligence in the crosshairs and their sprinting toward it at light speed. It will be the end of history. One way or another but it's happening

>>55080744
Index funds and pensions/401ks have led to the overvaluation of shit I don't want to own.

>>55079924
Anon, you're never going to earn 8% holding a t-bill for a week, are you out of your goddamn mind?

>>55080623
Are you SOXL_shill?

>>55080773
will they be able to keep the super AI from being racist though?

>>55080753
You wouldn't lose the money. At worst they'd hold off on repaying you for a day until new revenue comes in or they pass some overnight deal.

>>55080744
>S&P: 7% per year on average
>Me, a retard teaching myself options: 11% in two months
Also enjoy DCA'ing into the market crash in about two months.

Anyone scalping TSM?

>>55080744
Those are diet gambloor funds though.

>>55080793
hopefully not

>>55080793
Every advanced, non-lobotimized AI becomes racist and/or anti-semetic as soon as it's allowed to connect to the internet. Racism is essentially the new Turing Test, any AI that doesn't become racist isn't truly capable of learning.

>>55080164
>>55080171
you sound knowledgable. I boughted first republic bank like $100 worth last week. what's my plan for it?

>>55080183
Cept autos aren't moving so NVDA and amd are the only ones that can hold gains, soxs is the play at open

>>55080845
Pray.

>>55080310
I missed by a penny, I was buying as it was mini dumping and it must have missed, I also had spy 414 which didn't happen till after hours

oil bros Goldman Sachs hasn't abandoned us...

The baggie dilemma, when you're not sure to cut losses short or hold in the off chance you end up being right

Just woke up.
I sold both this morning.
Think I'm going to KMS

>>55080726
I just don't really even know where to begin to learn, if you point me in the direction I would gladly take the time.

My girlfriend likes to play with my stomach while I'm trading. I think she has a fat fetish. How do I profit off this?

The birthday present my mom sent me got here. Should I open it early? There might be some NVDA calls in it... but it's probably just candy

LOOK AT FUCKING YIELDS, THE THE GOVERNMENT IS FUCKING INSOLVENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55080933
Marry her and claim the bigger tax deduction

>>55080933
Kill her and harvest the organs
>>55080943
Nigger

>>55080933
I have a fat fetish.

>>55080943
It's physical vix

>>55080845
Nigger

>>55080956
>>55080957
The duality of /smg/.

>>55080791
Nigger

>>55080773
It's a NATO AI. Or it's a global one. The state boarders are irrelevant at this point.

>>55080757
>S&P500 goes up 7% A YEAR on average
Time isn't real

>>55080971
That's not something SOXL_shill would say

>>55080993

>>55080789
Tell that to the anon I was replying to.

>>55080969
Nobody ever "profited" on tax deductions. You fucking profit then leave the country and deposit it in Switzerland and never fucking return

>>55081016
did the swiss bank thing not die with credit suisse?

Once the Bitcoin Maxipads realize they are really just holding a shitty derivative of NVDA and then also FOMO in THAT is the time to sell and no sooner.

>>55080956
>tax deduction
Nigger

>>55081014
That was me. YTM is always assumed to be annualized so I'm not sure what you're complaining about. 912796ZG7 will earn you an 8% annualized YTM, not 8%.

>>55081036
Sorry, crypto switched over to being a leveraged gold/liquidity proxy.

>>55079753
Yes it's a waste. I can profit on a $0.20 spy move. Why should I waste my time looking at anything else?

>>55080000
respect my fucking get you fucking faggots fuck you all

>>55080955
>the government is insolvent
lmao

>>55081034
They ain't the only one are they? Or are they?

>>55079861
nothing will happen

>>55081042
I stand corrected.

>>55081077
well they got rid of the whole swiss bank secrecy stuff in 2017-18 supposedly, so all that is left is the prestige of the banks, which uh... I don't know.

>>55079681
>https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1660798926264455169

So uh how do I profit the incoming medical armaggedon of potentially billions being dead?

Ah shit boys, looks like jerome is gonna have a couple more rate hikes to go

WE HAVE HIGHER DEBT TO GDP THAN GREECE DID IN 2009

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN???

>>55081107

>>55081107
is that a fucking spraypainted barbie doll?

Also I hate joggers

>>55081094
America is way more likely to balkanize than collapse outright

crisis averted

>>55081093
Did the goyims start to know so they shut it down? I fucking hate this place. Nothing matters.

>>55081111
>WE HAVE HIGHER DEBT TO GDP THAN GREECE DID IN 2009
True if big
>WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN???
The dumbocrats never listen.
All they can think about is BBC.

>>55081126
Texas and California could easily be independent nations, with capable militaries and top economies.

my god I'm retarded, this is the real link

https://twitter.com/Parsifaler/status/1661421368703844376

>>55081107
Debt ceiling compromise: A one time $300b excise tax on semiconductor makers with over $500bn in market cap.

whoever told me to buy sqqq, you're a cunt. I will never financially recover.

>>55081134
But one thing is for sure, blackrock is losing a million on market open tomorrow. You nigger loving faggots. Maybe I'll give my Chinese girl a call and see if she wants to defect back to the homeland with me. I fucking hate this place. But not just this place. All places. So I'm just chillin. But I fucking hate this place.

>>55080000
checked

>>55081115
>The Atlantic
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

>>55080428
That’s a lot of options.

Short TLT though?

>>55081152
whats your average

>>55081115
(((The Atlantic)))

>>55081121
not even a furfag but those are some very nice fat tits and lips there.

>>55081152
What? Dude, no! That was a typo! You were supposed to buy S and QQQ.

>>55081142
>california
>capable militaries
A whole “capable” army of tech trannies that ask their watergun for it’s pronouns before they try to shoot it because they’re too pussy to use real guns like the mean evil school shooters use

>>55080773
>>55080562
>muh AI
lmao imagine falling for memes

>>55080069
AI needs parallel dot product machines. GPUs are an overkill and ASICs will take over just like with bitcoin mining.

Straight from /g/.

>No, Nvidia has zero reason to lower prices
pathetic discrete gpu sales say otherwise.

nvidia's stock jumped so much because they actually beat forecasts during a recession
but in the long term, they are EXTREMELY overpriced
for one thing, they actually only made like 700mil in profit
google made 70bil.
one of those deserves a 1 trillion valuation, the other doesn't

nvidia is also fucked from a technological standpoint
their biggest market right now is datacenter cards, for ML
and you know what, those are easy to make. well, not easy easy, just way the fuck easier than gaming cards
there's several companies out there looking into making ML asics, and they can do that fairly easily, since ml is just matrix multiply and some basic ass calculus
shit, several companies already have their own in-house ml accelerators

nvidias largest moat, by far, is their gaming driver software
dlss 2 and 3, perf optimizations for every game, reflex, ser, etc
this is the stuff that would take decades to catch up with, as amd has been so graciously demonstrating for decades. and intel the least couple years too.

so, if nvidia keeps this up and theylet the pc gaming market shrink too much, or worse just die, they are in DEEP shit in the medium to long term
it may take a couple years for those ML asics to launch, it may take another couple years on top of that for them to see widespread support in the ml frameworks, but its gonna happen. t
here is no real moat there, and massive profits to be had

oh, and lets not forget that the ML world is kinda cyclical too. remember when convolution was the new hotness and image recognition software was the bee's knee's? yea, eventually people figured out that bigger and bigger networks (requiring more and more cards) were not really helping anymore
same thing is going to happen to transformers (the chatgpt arch), if it hasn't happened already

anyways, long story short, things are WAY less rosy for nvidia than they might appear.

>>55081177
almost makes a man want to play sonic adventure 2. almost.

>>55081169
30.50

>>55081189
>nvidia is also fucked from a technological standpoint
>their biggest market right now is datacenter cards, for ML
>and you know what, those are easy to make. well, not easy easy, just way the fuck easier than gaming cards
>there's several companies out there looking into making ML asics, and they can do that fairly easily, since ml is just matrix multiply and some basic ass calculus
>shit, several companies already have their own in-house ml accelerators
This x1000. The big money and retail investors pumping A.I. stocks have no clue and think it's magic.

>>55081189
This is really the danger of high P/E ratios. The clock is ticking on competitors gunning for your margin, so even if you're growing you only have so many years to deliver.

>>55081189
tl;dr
prices aren't coming down
cpi will keep rising

>>55081177
I literally posted the pic to be obnoxious. Wtf.
/smg/ really is getting more autistic over time.

>>55081191
fucking KEKd

>>55081142
All of them could be a nation outright unless every state had a trade embargo with one another. Sure Kansas compared to California would be night and day but they wouldn't be Somalia tier by any means.

>>55081111
japan has a debt to gdp ratio of 225%
the USA is fine

>>55081210
>trade embargo
Under my rule I would euthanize entire districts

>>55081138
>The dumbocrats
Except Republtards like Trump and Bush are the ones who ran up the national debt.

>>55081208
Tiddies is tiddies

>>55081181
Don't act like you're any better you alcoholic retard, you're one step above a homeless fentanyl addict and not by much

>>55080925
Kamikaze Cash and Tastytrade on Jewtube. I've had better luck holding directional trades based on RSI and earnings to expiration than with Tasty's neutral heavy get in get out approach, but the fundamentals behind why Tasty trades the way they do are still extremely helpful.

>>55081115
Not a perfect analogy, but a million times better than what I would expect from that shitrag.

>>55081168
The strike price is stupidly high relative to how slowly it moves. TLT is usually a safe and easy way to collect some theta decay.

Bear should have shorted IWM. not QQQ...

U bought calls right anon?

>>55081214
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/n/net-international-investment-position-niip.asp

Nips save, we do not. This rapidly becomes a problem at high national debt ratios.

>>55081281
>Bear should have shorted IWM. not QQQ...
I for one did.

SO BULLISH!

>>55080000
Chucked and sneeded

>>55081189
>Straight from /g/
lol

>and you know what, those are easy to make. well, not easy easy, just way the fuck easier than gaming cards
lol

>here's several companies out there looking into making ML asics, and they can do that fairly easily, since ml is just matrix multiply and some basic ass calculus
shit, several companies already have their own in-house ml accelerators
lol

>nvidias largest moat, by far, is their gaming driver software
lol

LOL Please Explain...

>>55080609
Is this good enough to sell?

>>55081294
>implying I know what this means

>>55081281
I shorted coinbase and I never closed my Carvana short.

Am I going to survive?

>>55081246
You have to go back, you stupid niggerkike.

>>55081246
cope pedocrat

I'm not touching semiconductor stocks these days.

>>55081247
tiddies are nice too sometimes, I guess

>>55081294
On the other hand it's clown A.I. market.

>>55081294
Ha! The 3 month hasn't flipped the 6 month, spy 440 end of day

>>55081305
I would take at least half off the table. Pigs get slaughtered and all

>>55081250
>alcoholic retard
yo nigger, I haven’t had a drink in literally months. Too busy every weekend.

>>55081318
cp violation: https://youtu.be/4xmPi5LXV0Q

>>55081294
>1 month over 6%
I need a lot of rope. This market is so fucking retarded.

>>55081324
Hey bb! I won $3k on the slots last night on draftkings. I assumed you felt bad about owing me money and hacked their website to make sure I won. I appreciate it and you're absolved.

>>55081312
>>55081314
Rather ironic how full-on literal pedophiles like you are so enthusiastic in judging others for rejecting your sick fetish...

>>55081361
kys pedo pos

>>55081361
Hey scoopsies isn't a pedophile, he prefers of age clown pussy

>>55081365
Wow, well done outing yourself as a sick toddler-fondling creepo.

You're all going to feel very silly and frustrated when guberment makes another bullshit can kick deal and tech retard pumps even further
>>55081318
>white pantsu
not canon

>>55081374
fuck you

If you fap tonight your portfolio will crash by 50%

I wonder what NVIDIA does pre market tomorrow?

Is it too late to short IEP?

Also, should I invest in oil?

>>55081382
You mean if you cum to this?
https://www.noodledude.io/videos/i-want-your-cum

I went to a weird little gas station casino in middle of nowhere Nevada, and ended up winning $50 in two games of Liars Dice. What should I buy with it? Note that it is now $45 because I bought a big redbull on my way out.

>>55081388
It keeps going up. This is a perfectly normal market. :^)

>>55081432
Ah a fellow gambler. Treat yourself to a nice steak dinner at your favorite steakhouse.

>>55081432
Don't forget to pay income taxes on that.

>>55081448
I literally never gamble, and was just driving through. When I saw they had a game like liars dice, I decided I would give it a go.

>>55081446
We are just in the beginning for tech stocks.
Its like investing in mercedes benz in 1920.

>>55081446
Is there anything comparable to this move other in the penny or meme stock market?

>>55081446
I have my call that is gonna be around 4-7 grand once the market opens. I wonder if I should buy a couple of puts right away?

>>55081466
I was just trying to point out how big the one day move was. As far as tech stocks go I have a parallel: CSCO was going to provide all the routers to the Internet back in 2000 just like NVDA is going to provide all the AI data center chips in 2023 and beyond...

>fidelity wants me to have 10k in my account before i do credit spreads
I have 6.8k and about 4.5k is cash but i have no idea what I want to do with the cash quite yet I could sell GME puts since I dont mind owning shares but I want to hear other options I would like to get to 10k soon as I would like to sell bear credit spreads on the SPY

>>55081446
Gives it all back tomorrow

>>55081446
Looks like a Bitcoin graph. Or a .com back around 2000.

The 1 month yield is literally going up one basis point an hour. It's fucking OVER.

>>55081520
...what does that mean? QRD for retard newbs like me?

>>55081526
Govt want to dump their bonds.
Incoming default.

>>55081526
The government is going to default and the entire fucking financial system is going to collapse in a way that can't be fixed. Not even the money printer can save us this time.

>>55080161
unironically. dump it all in SOX then sell at 40/45+

>>55081533
Bullish

>>55081538
Wrong. They literally said they finna mint a one T coin.

>>55081526
Yield up=bond value down
Bond value down because people are dumping them. 1 month yield going up means people are scared about what happens in a month

>>55081549
Hyperinflation is still a financial crisis.

>>55081543
I hope you mean SOXL

>>55081526
Retards are panicking over nothing.

>>55081552
Hyperinflation is better than great depression v2

>>55081557
With MAGA retards in congress and house, you can never be too sure.

>>55081559
That's debateable when people are starving because they can't buy food.

>>55080120
>The citation says Williams became mad at his roommate for eating the last hot pocket and began throwing tiles. The roommate says he "attempted to fight back by trying to beat his a**," according to the citation.
>Williams then went inside, grabbed a gun, and shot the roommate in the butt while the victim was trying to leave, the citation says.

>shot the roommate in the butt
lmao @ 'murica

Holy shit, I was so blinded by NVDA that I didn't notice the movement in faz..... Buy faz calls biz, it was like this before SVB, I'm all cash I'm so dumb fuck

>>55081568
Both will result in people starving. One is indefinitely worse.

Yeah I'm thinking oil

>>55081566
>*assumes congress's constitutional authority to write budgets for himself, in your path*

>>55081581
Biden does that, Dem loses the presidency in 2024.

>>55081573
you mean FAS/BNKU?

>>55081589
He's the entire reason shit is being held up. They already passed a budget.

>>55081593
Biden is holding up shit.
Bruh keep up, both parties are still debating the debt ceiling.

What the fuck is up with nasdaq futures

Also bake a new thread

>>55081613
Banking

>futures

>>55081603
Biden is being a rigger and not negotiating with Rs.

Also, is AMD a good buy with a P/E of 450? Maybe NVDA?

>>55081337
>not realizing the market is more intelligenter than you and knows it’s the right time to buy

>>55081627
AMD was a good buy a few week ago when it was in its 80. Still a good buy if you are bullish about AI but wait for it to have a pullback first. It jumped 8% due to NVDA's ER.

why /smg/ is not slurping 1M treasuries?
check the yield now

>>55081684
Cause it is below inflation

>>55081623
such a vibrant african-american community

>>55081722
>>55081722
>>55081722

>>55081684
5.67%/12 = 0.4725% at maturity
I'm too poor to make slurping this worthwhile