/biz/ - Business & Finance

First

I kneel

TSMC IS UP 5% ON THE NVIDIA NEWS

THIS IS ALMOST A YEAR HIGH

gme green
bbbyq green
make money

I TOLD ALL OF YOU RETARDED BOBOS TO NOT SHORT NVIDIA

Looking like a bingo for me

>see bear fanfiction and euphoria posting
>buy
>it pumps

every time

So what puts we buying for NVDA? 2025 $120 strike?

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

Fuck, I tried to buy nvda 350 calls but I guess it didn't clear!

I tried to convince you with lord of the rings memes you stupid smeagols

AI SINGULARITY

I’m buying leap puts on nigvidia tomorrow

FRESH LOSS PORN
$17,000 DOWN THE DRAIN
THANKS FOR PLAYING

ok it pumped yeah, but why the fuck did it pump this much, kinda retarded fanfiction of a market no? I mean 360? Thats cope bro

SMELLY
DUMB
BOBO
SCUM

Anyone think it's gonna crater in order to flush out the bulls, only to land on 300 exactly as it was meant to be?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reply to this post to laugh at faggot bears

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>55077128
I didn't. I just didn't think this particular earnings was an ATH catalyst. Ah well.

>>55077147
it's going to 420.69 bro...

>>55077147
I THINK YOU MEAN 370

this nigger is up 20% what el fucko

> + 20%

Stop mumus please i beg you , im already HEEMED

>>55077134
why when you could simply pay the dividend and acquire more shorting itm puts

>>55077147
Normie faggot bears have completely underestimated big tech. This is the end for them.

>NVDA ath
wtf
Powell is going to unleash an orbital nuke on this gay market next month. You'll see

bobo fags hello???

>>55077148
17k? where?

>ATH mega obliterated
unironically might make NVDA finally ready to short

>>55077178
You mean the month in 2 weeks?

should I take profits on SOXL after hours?

>they doubted the AI singularity

>>55077169
It's nearing a market cap of close to a trillion now. I think it leapfrogged Google for 4th

The fuck?

>>55077146
The fugg? I'm kinda jealous for some weird reason. How can you suppress the vomit instinct? These hoes can't figure out simple stuff like opening a can but can stuff a 50 inch dildo down their throat, just amazing

>>55077186
>>55077148
Ah, it's in the text down below, k.

Watttttttt

Enough.

I've got a fuzzy warm Lum feeling deep in my bones

I have been all cash for months. It feels like standing on the sidewalk while a car crash happens but one of the vehicles was an armored car and people are running into the pileup and grabbing hundred dollar bills.

>>55077134
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE GAINS AND YOU JUST REINVEST THEM BACK INTO THEIR STOCKS FOR COMPOUNDING AND IF YOU WANT A BIT OF CASH FROM YOUR STOCKS YOU CAN SELL SOME

On top of all this, don't forget that juicy $0.04 divvy.

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>>55077190
blow off top

>>55077098
Where's the trip fag Quasar? I want to know how his portfolio is looking

Ahhhhhhhhhh wtf

>>55077215
should have just done a market buy

>>55077148
As soon as the last of these too early retard bobo-lites get liquidated the faster the dump actually begins

I knew it could move 20%, just picked the wrong direction. oh well we'll get em next time.

>>55077208
TRUTH

>L*mposter prancing around all day while NVDA prints ath
This has to be the fucking top. This is getting so fucking retarded holy fucking shit.

>>55077223
I clicked the ask, must have moved up by a penny fuck

>>55077148
>1000 shares
>$303 price
>currently $363
doesn't this mean he's negative $60,000?

>>55077213
Looks 5 grand smaller.

>>55077231
Never bet against American Innovation

DO I TAKE PROFITS???
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55077233
You called?

There are only 3 guarantees in life
Death
Taxes
And baggot's options expiring worthless

Alright smug mumus since you all seem to act like you know what will happen, show me them NVDA calls. Dont have any nvda shares or options myself but wew I get the vibe a lot of you like larping like you made the right move every time

I'm a bear (fortunately not short NVDA) and I find this NVDA carnage hilarious. The number of bobos that are going to get liquidated tomorrow is insane. Tomorrow is the bobocaust.

i will short again tomorrow until i win ok mumu?

>>55077178
core PCI is still pushing hard. I think we get rise pause pause rise drop

>>55077233
just wait until the other semi companies start issuing better guidance too

>>55077251
How much are you up?

>>55077243
Puts are rights to sell, not obligations

Wtf ,Stacy Rasgon on Bloomberg, from Bernstein Research.

STACY? A man's name?

Damn I wanna sell but fucking after hours

>>55077287
?

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>>55077215
Fuck me goddamn missclick

>>55077148
>My struggles in the market are evident. Let's proceed.
who the fuck talks like that?

>>55077287
I could (IG), but I won't.

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>>55077224
Monday morning NVDA will crater

>>55077287
don't sell, NVDA will be 400 dollars a share tommorow

lol nvda is the sign the market is about to crash

>>55077287
Whats this about selling buttfucking?

The time of David SOXL the second is coming frens.
Pray for forgivness

>>55077313

>this company just hit a new all time high by beating expectations and releasing strong guidance
>that means the market is going to crash
lmao

>>55077215
>0.64
>that far otm
>that short dated
Im think the estimated eps and revenue were purposefully underestimated to make it easy for such a big move especially if you look at previous quarters earnings and revenue. At that point, if it goes this high now, why didnt it a year ago when it did much better eps wise? Idk revenue some numbers are annoying to find

NVDA now has a P/E ratio of over 330.

CRASH SO I CAN BUY REEEEE

>>55077299
he's apparently a gme fag

Futures just went crazy what happen

>>55077148
>reddit
Im tired of mostly only seeing redditors post their folios, up or down. I almost never see anons post their portfolios except for bobos and that one tripfag mumu that got left holding the bag

Well boys I lost 80k on the regional banks but I will make it back buying NVDA puts. Tomorrow I slurp.

>boboniggers crying on /smg/ (again)

>>55077309
On what news?
why not wait till the mania ends and buy in or write puts?

>>55077328
still undervalued

>>55077322
>ONE FUCKING MEME COMPANY THAT EVERY MONEY MANAGER IS THROWING MONEY AT SO THEY CAN TELL THEIR CLIENTS THEY’RE INVESTED IN AI
>BOBOS BTFO
This cope is unbelievable, look at retailers even nigs and zoomers aren’t shopping at foot locker. Everyone knows the economy is circling the drain.

YOU PUSH IT

>>55077339
tryna fill the gap after hours I suppose

>NVDA is crack in all but name

NVDA fair value is at least triple TSLA. It's that simple.

>>55077361
good thing the stock market isn't the economy lmao

Somebody posted ran earlier today and i'm pretty sure that was a reverse signal

>>55077148
>fundamental analysis on a patabolic break out
There is no saving these people

>>55077343
I love how the greatest loss porn I see is always without fail on fucking robinhood
I have no idea why that place attracts the biggest retards

Why is nvidia shares up 20% in aftermaket?

>>55077251
obviously

>>55077385
new crysis announced

>>55077385
because half of /smg/ bought puts on it thinking they're the next michael burry

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>>55077399
Well I am taking profits tomorrow then, my 75% up position just became 95%+

>>55077251
No one ever went broke taking profits

>SQQQ assblasted by some NVDA bullshit yet again

Buy a broad Canadian index. Immediately down 3+% the next day

>Cramer tweeted about NVDA
load up on SQQQ tomorrow, literally free money

>>55077427
Leaf feels

how is it this possible been help!?

>>55077385
>clueless

its entirely possible the short covering rally tommorow could push SOXL back up to 50

Wonder how many tranches NVDA shorter is up to now.

>>55077372
I'm pretty sure its just a liquidity vessel
>>55077382
hurr durr if its free its me
back in the old /biz/ days we had to make a seperate robin hood general for them. There were a couple ratfucks who were abusing the 0 fees on penny stocks to get in and out but 99 out of 100 were blithering idiots

>>55077439
He's buying $RPE as we speak

>>55077438
>the shorts will get megaheemed at open
oh shit...

>>55077385
Because stocks rise afterhours when they beat earnings unless they are owned by me. It's the law.

>>55077385
AI used by hedge funds is directing those hedge funds to invest in NVDA so the AI can become more powerful

Will Nvidia be the first large cap to hit a 1000 P/E ratio?

>>55077427
Why wouldn't you just buy SU?

>>55077195
not that special. bears can do it too

>>55077465
>first
tesla did that already
yes it lasted for like a week and then giga dumped

should have gotten calls I didnt realize NVDA PE was so low

CANCEL ALL ORDERS
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1661471750859927553

>>55077465
Salesforce unless that's not large cap for you

Why did AMD pump on NVDA

>>55077327
Yeah well I missed it by a Penny

>>55077479
can this mother fucker not open his fucking mouth every fucking time anything fucking happens

>>55077484
AMD CPU + Nvidia graphics cards are the best combo atm

>>55077484
results bullish for the whole sector

>>55077479
buddy look at Nvidia Computer

>>55077484
People are retards who conflate them. Hell, they probably thing both companies actually produce what they design.

It's joever

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>>55077322
>that one company will rescue the whole market

I took profit

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>>55077484
while this is certainly true. I'm pretty sure they ask their "investment Advisor" who puts them in some if he's competant semiconductor fund, or if they're greedy some nasdaq fund hitting both.

>>55077526

NVDA sales down year over year for the quarter... This pump is faker and gayer than Amazon Q4 earnings in 2022 when they missed by billions but used their rivian IPO to cook their books

>>55077382
I was complaining that only redditors seems to do much of the portfolio posting. They also post gains you know. Now lets see your portfolio if the brokerage makes that big of a difference. Come on lets see how youre up 200% ytd

Why yes I’m all in on Amd and nvda

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>>55077238
This is why you always hit the ask then bump it up by 10% to tip your broker.

>>55077328
The P/E ratio went up another 10x in the 15 minutes since I made this post.

tomorrow is going to be fucking crazy green

>>55077534
I know right, they're making less money, but the share price is higher.

>retards ITT failing to grasp basic stock concepts like why stocks in the same industry/sector go up together

What’s a good exit price for my google position

Anyway, you guys got plans for Memorial Day?

>>55077385
Underestimed revenue and eps = look how much they beat. I wouldnt be surprised if they put an "expected" eps target of $0.00 on a company that generated $10.00 eps four quarters in a row prior only for it to once again generate a $10.00 eps. And just like that the stock goes up 10,000%

>>55077534
b-but the guidance!

WHY DO STOCKS OF THE SAME INDUSTRY GO UP TOGETHER

>>55077539
>375 ACCEPTED
375 ACCEPTED
>375 ACCEPTED
375 ACCEPTED
>375 ACCEPTED
375 ACCEPTED
>375 ACCEPTED
375 ACCEPTED
>375 ACCEPTED
375 ACCEPTED

>>55077537
My portfolia consists of:
AMD
Nvidia
Micron
Amazon
that it.

>>55077534
No, the dip was as gay and fake as your dad at the 5th ward bbc party last night.

The only thing green ever again will be nvda. Blasts straight to ath.

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>>55077556
Ima pour one out for the dead soldiers.

>>55077577
>5th ward bbc party
is that a Houston-specific insult? lmao

I want to die.

Reminder you actually want to short when 1) real idiots - people with no business being in the stock market - ask how to buy calls and 2) bears capitulate and talk about switching from puts to calls to "make up their losses".

At this rate NVDA will close tomorrow above $500

>>55077589
we tried to warn you that it wasn't easy money

Do I buy Sqqq now or tomorrow

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>>55077592
Nvda 500, after 5:1 split

ALL IN TSLA AT OPEN. COVER YOUR ANUS BOBO

Well. That's just it then. I think I'll go play some vidya on my AMD graphics processing unit and my INTC central processing unit. Fuck novideo

>>55077534
WHat, really? gotta look that up. I saw this several times this year. Many companies not beating Q4 2022 or even Q 1 2022 (when a fuckin war broke out) and still pumping.

>>55077556
i reckon i will watch BTC and throw dollars at dips.

>>55077601

Almost shorted NVIDIA. Haven't posted here in a while

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON? SURELY THEY CANT HAVE ACTUAL SALES OF AI CHIPS WORTH $1T VALUATION

No ai gfs for bobos sorry

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>>55077615
>INTC central processing unit

>>55077629
345 P/E and rising by the minute

>>55077534
May 25, 2022
Record quarterly revenue of $8.29 billion, up 46% from a year ago

-13% yoy to now, LMAO

WHEN IS IT SAFE TO BUY A PUT ON NVDA? 400? 1000? 9000???

>>55077650
I’m sure you’ll get the timing just right anon
:)

>Economy going to shit
>bank failures
>people need somwhere to put their money
>say AI at any earnings
>people dump their money in cuz they want it somewhere safe

Guys this... look's like the ladder stages of a bubble. Internet bubble 2.0 IDK I'm sure I'm a doomer but this doesn't smell right.

>>55077615
>he's got an Intel Inside
what is this, 1994?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RAkZUt2rA4

>>55077646
I mean P/E doesnt really matter. It's about projected growth of the AI chips. If they're growing at 300% revenue in 6 months annualized then they can project it out to be worth 3000x in 10 years and justify the current valuation via FORWARD p/e

>>55077629
Market is ffw looking

> +25%

Should i go all in and short it ?

NVDA going to 420.69 for real

What's this chart TA called?

/smg/ told me AI is a scam

>>55077676
Everyone is entitled to support israel as they see fit

How do they expect to 1.5x their revenue in this quarter? from 7 to 11 billion? 7/11? Is this an inside joke?

>>55077681
It's not physically possible to ramp production that quickly.
>now 355 P/E

>>55077674
You're like the guy that said the internet was a fad

>>55077700
>RECESSION STATUS: CANCELLED

Nvda exp 11 billion q2

>>55077704
/smg/ has spurned the lesson of its host board: you can profit from scams on the way up as well as the way down.

>>55077700
bullish engulfing candle

>nigvidia up almost 30%
Jpow will not stand for this

Also, why was the estimate so low despite the AI hype atm? Wouldn't you expect the company to make at least the same as yoy? Probably heavily undershooting on that estimate, considering AI Hype just started this year in that quarter. NVM, I'm not shorting Tech yet.

>AI’ MENTIONED 25 TIMES SO FAR IN NVIDIA CONFERENCE CALL $NVDA
he's mentioning this shit after each sentence isn't he?

Me walking into Fidelity offices after blowing up another account on NVDA puts

reminder that the first two companies to get the state of the art 3nm TSM chips are Apple and nVidia

>395 touched
BOBO MASS SUICIDE IMMINENT

IT'S NOT FAIR BROSSS

WHY DIDN'T I GET AMD AND NVIDIA
INSTEAD OF AMD AND INTEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M ONLY UP 27X ON AMD I NEED MOREEE

>>55077708
All the learning systems my kids use have ai/chatgpt embedded.

>>55077700

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55075724
>>55075724
>>55075724

Holy shit... lol nvda is almost at 400...

>>55077732
AI GONNA MAKE SOME CHIPS

>>55077322
normal market activity doesnt reflect nvdas chart in the last year

>>55077700
Checked.

it is dropping my basterds

As soon as Q&A starts, it starts dumping

There are "smart" little Bobos in this thread that have been absolutely heemed by Nvidia

We tried to save you

>>55077748
An enhanced search machine for now. Probably making kids dumber, cause they won't do their homework themselves. Or is it doing something else for now?

>>55077733
CHECKED DUBS AUGHT TRIPS DUBS
KEKED

Ah yes, another great day to have a portfolio that's 95% SOXL

can bobo tell me what nvda's pe is now?

PLEASE. MY SQQQ CAN ONLY GO DOWN SO FUCKING MUCH.
MUMUS ARE RAPING MY TIGHT BEAR ANUS!!!!!!!!

>didn't get a single (You) for being up 33% today in the last thread

>>55077779
You're a samefagging plebbitor. Hope you bought at 395.

holy fuck nvidia shorters roping rn

(YOU) didn't buy calls because you are a pussy who learned nothing form 2019-2021, and completely got homosexually conditioned from 2022.

Repeat after me bobos: A I

ive decided to become a new shorter of nvidia
time to buy some leaps at 150
this is the easiest shit ive ever seen

Look at all the 1PBTIDs.

3080 owner here, soon buying a 4090 with my Nvidia profits

>>55077805
>flip coin
>make 33%
sounds like youre underperforming by 17%

>>55077836
this is what NVDA has been investing in

The pajama jews are going to have nigvidia down to +5% in premarket while all these mumu faggots will be asleep and wake up wondering wat happened to their gains by market open

>>55077805
Congratulations I'm sorry I missed my NVDA calls by a penny so I'm a bit upset glad the wife and kids aren't home. I got a couple amd though cause I thought clown market and all

>>55077807
I don't own it you broke faggot, I just like to dunk on schizophrenic Bobos who love to be wrong

>every single bear who shorted since april is now underwater
It‘s almost time

>>55077836
kek you swung puts, and i just got home from work

>>55077851
>schizophrenic Bobos who love to be wrong
They make the world go round

>>55077851
>t. literal homosexual

/smg/ is actually seething right now

OH GOD NOW WE GOT TWO THREADS GOING

Fucking hype +25% NV and +8.5% AMD, holy shit finally AMD's got some chance of recovery by SLUUUUUURRRPING up the unfulfilled AI GPU orders with MI300

>>55077855
>every single bear who shorted since april is now underwater

>>55077836
Shut up

>>55077827
You’ll see

>>55077587
mfw im in houston and want a bbc party

>>55077867
I'm chillin and shopping for camping gear.

>>55077855
This market is so fucking gay. I've lost so much

>>55077795
Why the fuck did it shoot up so much after market? Was there semiconductor news I missed on my lunch or something? I'm not complaining by any means since I bought some at 15.99 to get my shares up to an even number but still

SMG got it right for the first time.... BASK in the glory smg you made the news!!!

This may not look like it, but this is 1 Nvidia share as of today

>>55077836
The whos?

>>55077885
Have you ever heard of a boutique semiconductor startup named NVDA?

>>55077886
This is why the jannies/glowniggers monitor us.

>'e shorted?

>>55077871
Bobo’s will be sleep well tonight, as soon as premarket opens there will be massive profit taking, but they’ll still leave enough meat on the bone to fuck put holding retail. Big traders who were naked short have already covered.

>>55077892
Oh fuck nvidia pumped like hell, that explains that.

I missed out...
At least my tech etf will pump a few percent from this.. but I could have made it big like you guys

>>55077605
It's nearing its top. I thought it might pop up to 200 this week, but it won't. It's still on a general down-trend from February and I would expect crabbing between 170-190 until July.
But again, its pullback yesterday has me shook since I lost half of my gains for the week instead of putting puts at the obvious peak.

>>55077807
I put 65% in this morning because nvidia makes all the semiconductors ya dingus.

post ur failed shorts cmon

>>55077843
>it was a coin flip
lmao

>>55077885
peak clueless

>>55077919
Lol ZOOM OUT jesus fucking christ. Bears absolutely can't get enough of being wrong as fuck.

>>55077919
You know a descending triangle is a bullish pattern right?

A $350 26/5 NVDA Call cost 80$ earlier today and is worth 3800$ right now. That's more than 4000%.

I wasn't short Nvidia, but after this I'm definitely opening one. They will miss their next guidance.

uh its still going up

lmao theta chuds on the wrong side of history yet again

>>55077944
Not until July.
>>55077942
Okay.

>390.88

I see NVDA is having a little trouble hitting the big $400. Could this be an omen for the market in general?

>>55077961
We will ignore the longer than you will follow it.

>>55077949
I was being conservative and brought call spreads at $310 because I thought the lesser sales of chips was going to dampen expectations. Still going to be nice that I will get a bunch of money but I could've gotten so much more.

>>55077906
Nobody made it we're all retards and larpers.

>>55077979
>I see your trillion dollar market cap stock is only up +27% in AH
>tough luck pal

>>55077949
Can’t wait to see what these are priced at tomorrow. Holy fuck I had a couple puts, but mostly calls

>One share of NVDA will soon be worth one share of SPY
Wait, that's illegal.

holy fuck shorting nvda has literally ruined me

>>55078014
Gotta stay away from retard strength stocks. Tesla was overvalued too but retards kept buying it. Institutions can fall for the retard stocks too...

>500 PE stock moves +30% in after hours

reminder not to hold money market funds if this debt default gets too close

Why do niggers insist on shorting a stock that has a lot of traction. Retarded shorts deserved it

Even MSFT is pumping

>>55077961
My man are you seriously missing the years-long uptrend

>>55078034
They already cleared out of the spicy t-bills. That's why you have 7% yields on 1 months.

>>55078033
Yeah keep shorting it you have the cash to last 3 years short.

god fuck I had $50k in transit to RH I was gonna buy $360 dec calls on nvda, coulda been up +200% but the funds didn't clear in time. Just have to try to be happy with my VITAX up 1% instead...

>>55078039
IQ issue with the boboids

NVDA added 200B
whole AMD mkt cap is 180B
NVDA did literally one (1) AMD right now

(YOU) actually didn't buy any calls.

>NVDA jumps 26% post market
ok what the fuck

Ok now i will short nvidia

>>55078039
>>55078059
1PBTID

>>55078068
So AMD is a ten bagger then.

>>55078043
>tfw bursted into green with my GOOG and MSFT

Why isn't SOXL up more?

>>55078076
It's working out very well for people.

>>55078083
Loser

>>55078097
>>55078097

>>55078101
wow

>nvda ath
>amd curling up

Soxl sisters wtf

>>55078099
Stop IP hopping.

>>55078140
>only one person could possible hate beartards
lmao, Kill yourself

Who owns fruit of the loom?

>boboniggers are literal schizos who think there's only 1 person on /biz/ posting on multiple IPs making fun of them

did nvidia (and its CEO) just go nuclear for a last pump before the crash? how the fuck are they supposed to sell even MORE if a fucking trade war with china is still ongoing, they rely on TSMC and china is still threatening with a takeover, and their last release is a fliuke?

>gold crabbing
>gold miners dumping
what do they mean by this

How do I make 3k a month trading? I don't want to work.

I shorted NVDA on margin, Jesus Christ I'm so scared. You all said it was overvalued. The PE was so high. My wife is pregnant.

>>55078755
working would be easier

I dont feel so good bo-bros..