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55073700 No.55073700 [Reply] [Original]

>Be me, work a sales job
>Not terrible but not something you'd want to do for 40 years
>Start researching jobs
>Found one that fits my educational background and work experience
>Only thing missing was learning a "programming" language and another application or two
>Suddenly go from $60k to $75k(as an entry level analyst)

Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

>> No.55073734

>>55073700
Learn to code. It's not just a meme.

>> No.55073747

>>55073700
ass pic please

>> No.55073754

being an analyst is easy but you'll never break 6 fig range unless you work for some fintech company.

take the code pill, write shitty java and javascript and get paid 100-120k and chill without worrying about those niggers in google losing their '400k' job.

>> No.55073776

>>55073754
My job is actually category analyst. And category managers make $150k+. But that's a few years away

>> No.55074130

>>55073700
4>2>1>3

>> No.55074140

>>55073700
That's a man

>> No.55074312
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55074312

>>55073700
>lust provoking image
yup, time to buy PartyKartsToken on BSC

>> No.55074462

>>55073700
nice hoe, didn't read your post tho

>> No.55074838

>>55073700
I would rape her multiple times and then dumb her dismembered body into a swamp.

>> No.55076619

>>55074838
Is she alive of dead when you
A. rape her,
B. dismember her?

>> No.55076751

>>55073754
>being an analyst is easy but you'll never break 6 fig range unless you work for some fintech company

Analysts for consumer goods giants make six figures easily

>> No.55076799

>>55073700
lol 1200 more a month makes you happy? fuck you must be poorfag.

thats the problem with these anonymous boards, used to be people with the same background, technical finesse and such - now it's every tom dick and harry first job bullshit.

haven't been here in 3 months, not going to come back here again. magical a decade ago, now complete and utter shit.

>> No.55077002

>>55073754
>>55076751
The fuck is an “analyst”?
Why are adult men using meanginless HR roastie buzzwords? Incredibly embarrassing

>> No.55077100

>>55077002
good afternoon low IQ manual laborer. posting on your 30 minute unpaid lunch break? (don't worry, i know you won't be responding to this post until 5:30 pm sharp, as you are, after all, a hourly wagie.)

>> No.55077230

>>55077002
How's the retail world going?

>> No.55077247

>>55073700
even if she was a virgin who wanted only me and avoided social media I still couldn't bare being with a dumb bitch

>> No.55077288

>>55074140
even better

>> No.55077289

It hurts seeing beautiful girls like this because I know I will never be able to have sex with her.

>> No.55077295

>>55073700
She is not using that bench correctly

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55077298

>>55073700
Well damn anon that's based, I hope you do well in that
I don't have the same luck, my only hope now is to use Nilo to make some shekels while doing deliveries

>> No.55077306

>>55077298
Damn bro are you illegal immigrant in the country u live by any chance?

>> No.55077308

>>55077288
based as fuck

>> No.55077312

>>55077298
You can always do better anon, don't quit trying

>> No.55077314

>>55077298
Ah just fuck off for fuck sake

>> No.55077418

>>55073700
You will never fuck regardless of what tech stuff you do

>> No.55078922

>>55074838
>>55076619

Top KEK lol

>> No.55079035

>>55073700
>brown eyes
I don’t lower myself to bothering with shitskins

>> No.55079154

>>55073754
>java
>javascript
>six figures

If you aren't at an established legacy financial institution you're not going anywhere with those languages alone, especially entry-level experience with them.