/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55068935
thanks anon, I'm going to purchase your dream house now.

>>55068945

>gaylordsville

>>55068935
>OP wants to live in Gaylordsville
Perfect

>>55068961
>>55068935
>>55068945
>Buy house in the middle of nowhere town
>run for mayor and pay off anyone who wants to run against you
>crown yourself Local Fuhrer
>rename the town Niggerville

>>55068960
>gaylordvile

OH NONONOOOOONOONO I TAKE IT BACK!

>>55068935
imagine the upkeep

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.

>>55068977
Become an anarcho-monarchist society.

>>55069008
Simpler times

>American houses are made out of cardb- AAACCCK

>>55069069
Okay, this place is based.

>>55069069
Would make a fine evil death fortress of doom.
I'll assemble a haram of the flyest honeys.

>>55069069
Sorry, not a fan of rough roads

>>55069077
Look at poor bobo
Can someone shoop the rug to be bobo?

>>55069077
But wait: two bedrooms, but three bathrooms?

>>55069093
Looks like their autism drained the bank account and they're selling it unfinished.

>>55069113
based

>>55069069
>>55069077
>>55069108
>be complete nerd
>obsessed with anime
>obsessed with dragons
>obsessed with castles
>sit on /biz/ 12 hours a day
>invest in BTC
>make millions
>decide you’re going to build a castle
>run out of money before development is finished
>desperately try to recoup losses by selling your unfinished castle
>feel retarded for building a fucking castle

>>55069069
>none of the functional defensive elements that make a castle
>only looks like a castle
i hate americans

Don't be a fucking poor.

>>55069183
Show me the guest tower

>>55069167
Its protected by a river and mountain on all sides. That should be sufficient at keeping you safe from niggers who cant swim or hike, you dumb brownoid

>>55069167
https://www.realtor.com/news/unique-homes/unfinished-castle-von-frandsen-idaho/

The stone walls are two feet thick, I thought it was a cheap McMansion but it's all hand chiseled stone and timber.

>>55069093
Wealthy amerilards like having more bathrooms than bedrooms for whatever reason. Rich people end up becoming retarded faggots in many ways. They start enjoying boring things like golf and tennis and enjoying shitty food

>>55068935

>>55069331
Ruby Ridge

>>55069350

>>55069398
Same barn.

>>55069398
based

>>55069069
Americans can’t even make a small castle properly...

>>55068935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIQlWkYijLM

>>55069113
thanks for saving me the time of posting it myself

>>55068935
Any contractors here? Let's take the jewish price action aside. What's the FAIR value of this home? And by that I mean how much would it cost to construct? Highly doubt it would cost 1mil. Like I want to know the cost of material itself and cost of labor (separately).

>>55070539
At least $800k. Modern constructions standards are high, labor is expensive. Materials might be like $300k at most.

>>55070585
that doesn't make sense. That would be like saying op's pic is priced at breakeven which is cap given the explosive increase in housing prices over the past few years in particular

>>55068984
Nope. You didn’t say no homo. No takesybacksy

you guys always have dogshit taste lmao

>>55070654
I don't. Pic rel. Only thing is I'd need to become a giga millionaire next bull to afford it (8 fig to feel comfortable with this since it costs like mid 7 figs).

>>55069134
Chinese rip off, kek
Mutts can't into castles

>>55070677
well if we remove the cool setting we're left with shitty tile and a unilock wall with some big lots patio furniture

>>55070721
https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/conca-dei-marini-italy/massive-estate-by-gae-aulenti-in-amalfi-coast-with-pool-and-private-access-to-12131985
there's more to it

>>55068935
This is actually nice but I wouldn’t play $1m

>>55068935
I want a place in Monaco. I'm hoping living there will motivate me to go outside more. I'm a hermit.

>>55069113
Once had a nice conversation with a stripper at Southern Xposure who name dropped Jello Biafra and Howard Zinn.

>>55071497
lol southern X

>>55068935

purchased something similar nearby, anon. >modern house innawoods
>25 acres
>1 acre bass pond
>tractor w/backhoe
>paid cash for everything
i just cleared 1/2 an acre, put a huge garden and chicken coop in. i'm staking link across 3 wallets and just prepping until society collapses or link moons. either way i'll be comfy and you will be too if we get another bull run. godpseed boys.

>>55068935
A shack in montana

Geodesic dome home innawoods with a waterwheel, or an old atlas missle silo

>>55069694
Based earthship appreciator.

>>55073247
imagine the taxes, only the most slavish goy would desire this

i cant see any neighbors from my house with 40 acres of forest. still 20 minutes to the grocery store and hospital. 10 to a ski resort
i get flyers every week from vacasa and realtors looking to list my house.
housing in my area has outpaced the national average by 50% because the world is realizing they can work from anywhere so why work in a shithole city with ferals everywhere?
location (x3)
t>winner

>>55073829
Based as fuck

>>55069158
based

>>55068935

>>55069069
>>55069077
>this is considered lower middle class in burgerstan fly over state

I like Edinburgh townhouses.

>inb4 ewww it’s touching other houses

These are built with masonry walls, sound isn’t an issue.

>a 600 square foot house in my town sold for $200,000
It is so fucking over.

>>55071431
Nobody lives in Monaco bro. It's just residency for tax purpose

>>55074162
You know what, 5.5k per sqm isnt that terrible id hate to have neighbours though

>>55074623
I watched a three part documentary on people who live in Monaco, it was quite interesting. A lot of money to be made even in the service industry but with a rich and ageing population your best bet is healthcare.

>>55074511
>1.6M
wtf CT?

>>55074658
They just get Black slaves from France Arabs love that shit

>>55069069
idaho is so fucking tasteless, you have 600 sq ft methshacks on the one end and THIS on the other end. Nothing in between

>>55068935
why even dreaming, anon? i realize that it will take another 15y of work for me to earn enough money and become real NEET. at that time i'll be ~45y old. i already hate my life, i hate my work and already feel apathy and much less interest in life. can't imaging what will it feel like at 45y. probably at that time i won't mind to commit suicide.

hey, anons 45y+ old, is there any motivation/happiness in life after 40?

>>55074688
>Greenwich

if you know you know

>>55071431
It's dead in Winter. I was there just before Xmas once. Funny thing is there's so much money that the decorations are top notch so you're walking about the deserted shopping area and it's decked out like a Xmas fantasy but there are no people. Kinda weird. I suppose all the rich go to warmer climes. Also, you could smoke in the hotel rooms, which I found quite funky.

>>55069069
A wizard needs his keep to ponder his orb and summon his succubus's's's.

>>55074511
Same house in Battle creek, MI would go for roughly 250-275K.

>Connecticut, not even once.

>>55075815

i know greenwich is a really fancy shithole full of stepford wives, old money, and finance jews. truly a terrible place.
>t. nutmegfag

>>55068935
whats with the lampost? is this government subsidized housing?

>>55069108
jfc this happens when one does not have sex

>>55069077
never relax

>>55076233
KWK

>>55076118
>when one does not have sex
Mere mortals wouldn't understand.

>>55070528
I fucking knew this would be kentucky

>>55074094
cursed image

>>55069069
Ita actually more common than you think. Most newly built multi million dollar home and penthouses like this are sold unfurnished and as barebones as possible because the buyers have so much money they prefer to choose their own flooring, winndows, decor, or whatever. No sense in installing things that some rich asshole is just gonna rip out.

>>55069077
>no round table
wasted opportunity

>>55069458
While places like this look very pretty, I hate bugs way too fucking much to live in nature.

>>55069113
Comfy humble house

When I make it (never) I'm going to have an architect make designs for a house based off of this home I built in Minecraft.

>>55076777
awesome heavenly trips anon and nice house. I prefer building in non flat land so I can go on adventures to come back to my home.

>>55069458
I like this and the environment that it is, as a matter of fact, I plan to get something similar and pay through CryptMi so that I can get cashback on it.

>>55076777
Nice. I think it needs quoins though.

>>55077010
This is what all real estate agents should be doing, pay with crypto and get a discount or cashback.

>>55074511
That is a 200k house. Fuck this clown world.

I will lord over the deanoboxes

>>55077559
oy you aint got your 5 mandated muslim roommates

>>55077559
Kek that’s awesome

>>55068935
Muricans can't build houses.

>>55073247
>Bridgehampton

Southampton
East Hampton
Sag Harbor
Montauk
only.

If a house sold for $250k in 1995 and is on the market for $500k today, is that a reasonable price given the fact that $1 in 1995 is $2 in 2023?

>>55071431
Monaco is the worst place on earth

>>55077883
what makes you say that?

Take the silopill
https://www.idesignarch.com/nuclear-missile-silo-converted-to-luxury-home/

>>55073247
Anthony Cumia's house. Don't ask me how I know.

>>55079187
Love it, but let's be honest. How long do you live in your bunker before you blow your brains out from boredom and loneliness? I'd say 2-3 weeks tops.

It would be better used as an illegal drug lab.

>>55069077
how is heat retained in the winter?

>>55073310
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM
MAKE MY HEART GO BOOM BOOM

>>55069694
>>55073040
I think they're cool but I heard they get lots of spiders.

>>55079266
he lived in roslyn

>>55068935
Gaylordsville, is that where gaylords live?

>>55068935

>>55079312
The walls have a system of pipes which run hot water from the nearby hot springs

>>55069069
I would love to live in a castle, having a fortified castle is sort of a "make it" dream of mine.
I wouldn't build something like this though, if you don't have the funds to make it big and impressive, why bother?
2 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms? Why bother
I want a big kitchen with cooks churning butter and preparing salted pork.
I want a stable, a granary, a mill, houses for the small folk who will work and toil the land, an armory and a smithy to train my soldiers.
All of that and more, otherwise you are just playing at having a castle

>>55069113
100% floods every summer.

What is your ideal square footage? I think anything over 1200 and the cleaning burden would be too much. I also don't have that much stuff and would be using a room as a pantry for canning, etc. stuff from the garden. I don't understand who the fuck is buying these 2500 sqft+ homes? I'd rather have a small house and lots of land.

>>55080490
>can't afford a cleaning lady
doesn't count as making it if you're living like a poorfag

There's a city in Michigan named Gaylord. I didn't know other states had Gaylords. Impressive.

>>55079582
Ayo this nibba wants to live in zangarmarsh

>>55069005
Imagine not being proud of maintaining your home

>>55068935
It's a modest house, but it'd be perfect for me.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/16367-S-Kurtis-Rd-Barbeau-MI-49710/113537249_zpid/

>>55070625
The house was built long ago, when both materials and labor were much cheaper than today. Replacement would be at least 1.2M.

>>55068935
https://www.thehousedesigners.com/plan/pomfret-5311/#floor-plan-1

>>55081160
That house isn't worth more than $200,000.

Whoever is selling that is on crack

LMAO

A billion dollars would be wasted on you all. This is the saddest, most uncreative group of individuals I've ever encountered in my life.

>>55081110
I'm proud of maintaining my home, but I also don't want to assume gratuitous recurring overhead.

>>55081249
>683 acres

>>55081287
It was listed for $500,000 a couple years ago and nobody bought it.

It's in the middle of no where, where land is cheap

>>55069458
sounds great until all of those windows get dirty and you gotta squeegee that shit everyday or else it will look like ass

It was $400,000 when it was sold. I literally fantasize about what I could do with this property. I imagine just building a garage on top of this and walking in my house. I'd change out the rusted steel. The amount you'd have to put in to fix it is in the millions, but damn do I wish.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2432-Fair-Rd-Abilene-KS-67410/113177058_zpid/

>>55068935
Literally 50% of that zipcode are nyc progressives that ran during covid. The town is literally a beautiful prison where neighbors dont know each others names and there is zero community.

>>55081301
>It's in the middle of no where,
And that's why it's perfect. I can retire out there and not worry about anything.

>>55073829
where? currently looking for a new destination

>>55069008
I used to have the biggest crush on Anju from MM, but not her version from OoT because she wasn't as hot.

>>55081362
You could turn the silo section itself into an interesting vertical garden. If you're unaware, the largest lsd in existence was operating from a former US icbm silo. They said they were making spring for thr gooberment

>>55068935
>lift stone away from disney facade with hand
>waxes cardboard
Of coarse, of coarse....

>>55069331
>>55069398
kino

Is it better to buy empty land or to buy land with a stupid falling house on it?
I think when you have falling house it's still connected to electricity, water and sewerage so basically you get to save a bit of money by not having to connect stuff after you tear it down

>>55072974
you'd have to pay me to live in West Virginia.

>>55074511
You're paying for proximity to NYC, good jobs, and good schools.

>>55084983
your loss

>>55084814
It's much easier for permitting if you're "renovating" an existing structure, even if you're tearing it down to the foundation. And the biggest initial cost of unimproved land is installing and permitting septic/well, if your dump already has utilities it's worth it.

>>55069069
for that money you can get a real castle an hour away from a city in europe
downsides all the monument protection crap you have to fulfill

>>55069069

all fun and games until that land erodes

>>55086477
2 more centuries

>>55086150
oh wow, I can live in europe where I can't talk about muh shoah, or I can own guns, shoot people, say whatever I want

>>55076233
Tywin Lannister wished he had a bathroom like that.

Unironically this

>>55086964
That will be 800'000 CHF where I live

>>55069008
I used to beat the fire temple so the town would look peaceful and then sit on a roof and play song of storms and just enjoy the comfyness

>>55076233
>A guy with a crossbow in his toilet is a fool for every shit but one.

>>55087081

>CHF

I have a question for you then. Do you get to brag to other Europeans that you have a Swiss bank account or is that no longer the fancy thing to claim?

>>55069458
But then it starts raining.

>>55086964
Looks comfy

>>55086477
it's pure rock
t. been to coeur d alene

>>55079187
Those silos weren't actually made to last indefinitely, and you'll be doing a fuckload of repairs as the reinforced concrete rots.

>>55087789
The place where Saint Odom made his last stand

>>55076304
saved

>>55087611
Bank account? Not really anymore, as not-resident citizens are no longer protected from banking secret (still applies to residents tho).
People are much more impressed from the fact that someone works in Switzerland, as the concept of getting paid more than 3000 iuros per month is something extremely alien to them.

I'm not a burger but the price seems absolutely insane. Place is neat thoughever.
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/Highway-64-Hwy_NM_M99270-11286

>>55088361

Everything is crazy expensive in Switzerland though. Great views are worth it

>>55088489
>30 million to live in a miserable unfinished concrete "modernist" prison

>>55070677
cope, shit taste as well