/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55066177
>be rich
>become vampire
Wow selling your soul to Satan sounds so cool

>>55066177
>spend $2m a year to try to catch some youthful energy
>still end up looking like utter shit

>>55066177
Fake hairline, the level of cope is insane

>>55066177
This is nothing new. Queens have been bathing in blood of peasants for centuries. The technology has just improved

>>55066177
the funny this is everthing he does except his emphasis on sleep is terrible for aging

>blood transfusion
>pale as shit
i bet the doctors are just sleeping him and stealing blood

>>55066408
>he’s never heard of vampires

>>55066177
Better than buying some stupid fancy car or wasting money on jewelery, horses, extra bathrooms
He is investing in himself.

>>55066475
whats wrong with horses?

>>55066177
All my fellow pizzagate anons already knew this years ago. The elite literally consume children.

how much link do I need to have my own blood boy?

>>55066507
They shit all over the place, ruin girls vaginas with saddles, need daily care just do you can ride it for 30 min when the weather is fine

>>55066177
Fuck one day when i make it i want a blood boy . the meme is real. Money is just one step, the true goal of a solid financial situation is to live a good life.

>>55066554
holy shit thats wild!

>>55066564
You don’t want to harm your soul for temporary material gain

>>55066564
no-one has ever had a good time fighting mortality
distracting from it, maybe a fun time but not good
trying to dodge it is misery all round
just accept that you wanted to live and die and already made that choice before you were born
it's not so bad
you're here forever after all

>>55066554
i feel like if this is how she diagnoses animals as a vet, she wouldn't make it as an auto technician.

>>55066581
>>55066587
What about people in accidents who need blood transfusions from the blood bank? Are they all souless vampires now too? I don't mind being a vampire forever. I can literally be the meme
>Time in the market beats timing the market

>>55066600
yes

>>55066600
are you saying your life is an accident?

>swapping blood
journalists dont even has a grasp of the english language unless they mean the kid gets the old mans blood as well

>>55066842
>next Uniswap clone
Blood Swap
Hold adrenochrome token for everlasting life and 10% yield

>>55066587
>you're here forever
NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAA

>>55066177
I seem this guy IRL he looks a little bit like plastic

>>55066554
Is that the dude from Linkpool?

>>55066177
>redhead dyes hair powder-black
Apparently blood infusions do fuckall for your hair greying. I have a feeling we're all going to learn where the gaps in his regimen and shortfalls in medical science are over the next decade.

>>55066842
They mean he gets the kids blood, the grandpa gets his blood and grandpas blood goes in the dump.

Learn some critical thinking you fucking retard.

>>55066384
>One case
>Wasn't true
You literally have access to the internet XD

>>55067070
> Elizabeth Báthory, also known as the Blood Countess, who bathed in the blood of at least 650 servant girls she had tortured and killed. She developed this penchant after slapping a female servant in rage and discovering her skin looked younger where the servant's blood had splashed on. She was so evil that villagers kept their daughters in hiding for fear that Elizabeth would take them.1 Her gruesome activities even earned her such names as "the Infamous Lady" and "the Blood Countess." The case of Elizabeth Báthory inspired numerous stories during the 18th and 19th centuries, with the most common motif being that of the countess bathing in her virgin victims' blood to retain beauty or youth.0 Darya Saltykova, also known as the Russian Blood Countess, was found guilty of tortured and murdered some 38 of her serfs, though her total body count was allegedly closer to 138

Looks like you’re retarded and don’t know how to use the internet

It's not vampires it's the jews dummy. Exactly like evangelicals crying about muh satanism when it's the jews.

>>55066177
This is literally what George Soros and the Rothschilds do.
They use the flesh and blood of younger people to keep themselves alive longer.
Seriously, Soros is probably on his tenth heart transplant or whatever.

>>55067116
Jews are vampires and satanists though

>>55067116
>>55067132
>>55067244
>fbi agents
you guys always bring up the Jews, which I’m fine with, but you leave out all the Christians and Muslims too

>>55066190
cool it with the anti-semitism

>>55066958
Fucking kek

>>55067132
back to /pol/

>>55066177
$2m a year for that??? That is brutal.

>>55066177
This is fucked up and insane but also kinda cool. He's like Deacon Frost in Blade.

>>55067866
How many wealthy people are doing it but not giving interviews on Forbes about it?
Should I buy shares in blood extraction medical companies? We need a blood bank token

>>55066177
>stealing the life/youth of your own child
that is beyond fucked up

>>55066554
conceptualize the aroma
>nooo not like thaaaat

>>55066177
Is there any evidence that this even works.

>>55068056
> Studies on mice have shown definitive roll-back of apparent age when the blood of young mice is infused. It’s clear that blood plasma contains many of the proteins, enzymes, and other antibodies which control disease and health, including aging. And, it’s proven that many of the components of plasma do age and contribute to some of the effects we see of aging.

> It may have started as early as 1492 when three young boys were used to provide a blood transfusion for Pope Innocent VIII. That one didn’t work out to well, but the science has evolved with over 500 years of experimentation and scientific research.

>>55067903
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO A HECKIN INTERGENERATIONAL BLOOD MAGIC RITUALRINOOOOOOOOOO

>>55066177
How old is he?

>>55068095
The medical websites leave out the details about pope innocent
> Pope Innocent VIII, born Giovanni Battista Cybo, was the head of the Catholic Church and ruler of the Papal States from 1484 to his death in July 1492. He is best known for attempting to cure an ailment by drinking the blood of three ten-year-old boys, all of whom died. The blood was transferred to the pontiff through the mouth, as the concept of intravenous circulation had not yet been discovered. The blood donors were promised a ducat each after undertaking this experiment after being promised a ducat each. Before he became pope, Innocent butchered "witches" and sorcerers in Germany, purportedly to improve the weather. Shortly before his death, the pervert claimed he could only drink the milk from a young woman's breasts.

>>55068095
What the hell did a 15th century blood transfusion look like.

Do I even want to know? Ugh that sounds gross.

>>55068125
Even this is a white washing
Notice how they say the pope drank the blood because IV transfusion hasn’t been invented. Like they know he wouldn’t have chosen to drink it. They call the kids blood donors and mention they were paid instead of calling them sacrificial victims. But they call him a pervert for drinking breast milk from young girls. He’s obviously a pervert but the breast milk ranks way lower than killing 3 10 year olds and drinking their blood
>>55068129
He probably drank it from a cup

>>55066475
my dad owns a share in a stallion that gets paid 200k per insemination

>>55066177
>NO NO NOOOO IM NOT READY TO DIE NOOOOOO

>>55066554
Imagine the smell

>>55066200
>>55066204
>>55066402
>>55066987
>>55067837
>>55067905
cope

>>55068204
litterally just TRT

>>55066554
wtf is she doing?

>>55068183
>son of horse cum shareholder
lucky, i bet your dad is up to his neck in premium horse cum
>>55068223
she's savoring the flavor

>>55066177
I've always wondered about this, why don't they figure out what it is in the blood that "allegedly" help people live longer.
Is it in the plasma? the actual red blood cells? white blood cells? why don't they do a study if it actually work, find out what part of the blood that is causing this effect and synthesize it (white blood cells do contain DNA, so if that is what causes it it might be impossible to synthesize (for now)).

>>55068257
theyve done tons of studies on aging and plasma. its complicated and looks to have multiple reasons why it makes people feel more youthful. theyre just careful what studies are put on the news and how this stuff is framed.
>new anti-aging infusion treatments get FDA approval
sounds better than
>elites are consuming poor people's blood to keep themselves alive longer

>>55068204
He's got the eyes of a demon

>>55068242
she is she licking or sniffing?

>>55068204
kek Patrick Bateman IRL

>>55066177
duh, why do you guys think elon and other billionaires keep pumping out kids. it's not because they are family guys, the kids are raised by nannies anyways, it's because they need stem cells from aborts and young blood from genetically similar kids so their body doesn't reject it. drinking young (or virgin) blood to stay young is an ancient secret of the powerful to stay healthy while growing old. it's not weird, it's science.

>>55068412
i would've called you a schizo 10 years ago but you're probably the most correct poster here

>>55066177
It's so pathetic to want to live eternally and never age. It goes to show just how much copium and insecurities a lot of the mega rich have. Your death is just as important as your birth and completes the cycle. Accepting your mortality is the ultimate red pill.

>>55068343
Those are Jewish hawk eyes. Weird that a Jew would be so into self improvement though.

>>55068768
this is cope for mortal peasants

>>55068768
Fucking based. Brilliant way of putting it anon
I’m here for a fun time not a long time

>>55068768
Enjoy dying for literally no reason while the rest of us reach LEV in 20 years retard

>>55069010
>>55069090
ITT
Glowies shilling baby blood hard as fuck

No thank you rabbi

>>55066190
>>55066200

>>55068056
There is some evidence, but it points towards the removal of dysfunctional inflammation-promoting crap from the old blood rather than anything present in the new blood. If you could filter old blood you'd get the same result, if anything better.

>>55066554
It'd be a cool trick if she climbed back in reverse

Yeah, you get the same effects by replacing the old blood with saline. These freaks just get high on doing fucked up shit that makes them feel powerful.

>>55069214
Is every issue in the body caused by inflammation or is it the miasma and vapors of our time.

>>55069242
>Yeah, you get the same effects by replacing the old blood with saline.
>saline
wh-what

>>55069304
Not everything, but it appears to go a long way towards contributing to aging and frailty. It's one reason why excess body fat is so damaging over the long term. Those fat cells secrete a disproportionate amount of inflammatory factors.

>>55069242
Saline water injections are very healthy for most. There’s a DR who can shrink cancerous tumors with it but sodium bicarbonate is more effect so he uses that as the salt in his saline solution

>>55069365
So your body basically treads a fine line between auto immunity and being totally immuno-compromised, and over time it adapts towards more and more auto immunity which causes an inflation buildup, and more tissue = more chance of auto immunity developing.

>>55069397
Seems that way. Keeping a multicellular organism in working order for almost a century is ultimately a losing battle. We already have a lot of tricks up our sleeve that let us live longer than comparable sized animals.

>>55069422
rip

>>55066177
All he has to do is not do drugs, alcohol and stay out of the sun too long.
It's literally that easy
>Billionaire
>over abundance of pleasure
>no control
nevermind, get HIV'd

>>55068204
What's with the helmet?

Textbook midlife crisis, this dude is just afraid of getting old/dying

Bet he wont even reach 90, while people in the Mediterranean or japan get over 100 doing fuck all kek

>>55066177
this is real? i thought this was a joke from silicon valley

>>55066177
He looks like a polished 45 to 50. How old is he

>>55069837
I just checked lol. He's 45. He looks exactly how I'd imagine a 45yo man with time to exercise and money to look after his diet would look like. Whatever else he's doing, it's not working. Waste of money and time

>>55068861
Was gonna say that as well but figured it'd be to /pol/ ,the eyes lids look to too bloated like bugs eyes popping out contrasted with the strong jawline and big nose and the pupils being dilated makes it look a nocturnal creature that would've been hunted down in the medievel times just by one look at it

>>55067099
There's technically no evidence of her bathing in the blood of her victims, or possibly even engaging in torture or murder. Hearsay being inadmissible in court (or more correctly discretionary) is an British legal structure. All the evidence in the court case against the Countess would be considered hearsay as every witness was only directed to answer what they'd heard of her, which makes sense that's how the prosecutors would question as it didn't have a challenge in the form of being called hearsay.

AGI is at most 50 years away. Once it's created, either we all die or live forever.

Just be relatively healthy and you'll be fine.

>>55066177
Wow. So all those celebs who looked like shit during COVID really did run out of baby blood?? Cool!

>>55066177

>>55066177
Can someone photoshop red eyes and white hair pls

>>55066384
Citation needed

>>55067835
he is
last i checked the totally legal records it was his 7th, like a decade ago

Bryan Johnson is based and pushing the human race forward

>>55066554
god i was i was him

>>55069387
Wouldn't this increase blood pressure way up and potentially be damaging as the sodium ratio is higher in the blood? I would rather starve though than to put that shit in.

>>55070242
Why would credulous peasants in the pay of the Countess' enemies just go before the court and tell lies? What would they have to gain?

>>55070400
Best I can do >>55069198

>>55067905
you make 1 millon RBC a second

>>55069441
you missed lobster and the jellyfish

>>55069577
If you take it off, he dies.

>>55069817
it was real 20 years before silicon valley

>>55066177
what a freak.

>>55068412
Huh

>>55070714
Thx, I'll take it.

>>55068125
>>55068157
Literally no solid evidence the pope ever did that. Its a made up fable by protties.

>>55067714
>what is statistic overrepresentation

So wait all these shizos talking about the elites using Baby blood... Were fucking right?

Why do you guys think jews suck the blood from a freshly circumcised baby penis?

>>55074549
Because they get off on it. The aging thing is just incidental

>>55074516
It's the jews unironicly

>>55074516
occams razor. What would lead otherwise sane rational and intelligent people to start uttering things that are utterly ruinous socially, financially and otherwise?
its true, or they're concocting elaborate plans to ruin their reputations that even they don't know about.
The better question is why didn't you see the villain when his disguise was shouting "I'm using the blood of the youth to gain quasi-immortality" while plugged into his blood boy, on camera with 2 forms of ID and several witnesses attesting to this fact.

"nah bro, can't be"

>>55069609
>asian grannies who stress shitted themselves through world wars and the word burning while working from young age easily live to 100+ years
>coping billionare western cucks look like utter shit by 50 even with the highest available private medical care in the world

>>55067788
cool it with the noticing (checked)

>>55066177
>to look young
That's just a mean spirited headline.
It's not primarily about "looking" young, and the author knows it.

>>55066177
I already do a lot of what he does, but I don't currently have a source for transfusions so that one is not possible for me

>>55066554
Yjk

>>55066177
1. This isn't new.
2. It's so old it was parodied in the TV series Silicon Valley which came out, 2014? A decade ago.
3. This has been a big deal since the 80's.
4. Vampires in general were considered this, and the people who could afford to buy kids also this.
5. It really works, it works better if you have direct ancestry but if you don't mind proping up a blood bank in south america/south east asia, you have all the blood you want and can run very basic tests and even sell off the excess plasma and run marketing campaigns on fb giving blood to trauma victims.

no one asks questions, but you need high qc.
ama reddit. but other things also should be in tkane to help -e.g. metformin, collagen, etc.

x0js8

>>55066554
Do white women really?

>>55070242
What evidence do you expect from hundreds of years ago? Video evidence?
First person accounts are a form of evidence especially considering the time period. Even the king over her believed the accusations and evidence.
Plus you left out the other countess and pope who killed 10 year olds

I know you glowtards are astroturfing the internet to white wash human torture from history. But the books are filled of it. The Spanish kept immaculate journals of their treatment of natives. Kings and queens weren’t supposed to unjustly kill their own after a certain time period. Otherwise they would have kept better records. Which do exist for plenty of other cases.

Nice try glownig

>>55070642
No. Only if your sodium levels were extremely high. In which case you would use potassium bicarbonate instead and potassium helps keep your sodium levels in check.

This is simple shit you can look up. I know most of you are glowies but try harder

>>55076737
this anon understands
ITT: we have people running damage control for elites using young blood transfusions
I honestly think these guys are only getting small benefits but the science and history behind it is pretty solid

>>55077471

This isn't the same thing. Blood transfusions are science.

Drinking the blood of the innocent in satanic ritual to harness the power of the dark one is not the same as blood transfusion.

I mean seriously what kind of nerds are you? How is this shit not obvious

>>55074516
Yeah it’s looking more and more true
Have you ever read about kamloops school and how the queen killed kids there?
https://lastrealindians.com/news/2016/2/1/feb-1-2016-over-50000-native-children-were-tortured-sexually-abused-and-some-murdered-at-canadian-church-run-indian-residential-schools-by-damon-corrie

>in b4 snopes debunked that
They found the bodies and evidence after the accusations
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2021/jun/02/canada-indigenous-children-residential-school

>>55077549
It’s a modern day continuation of the same practice

>>55066177
The fountain of youth is drinking your urine

>>55077609
The secret that some supermodels use to have flawless skin is putting their urine on their skin.

Babies come out of the womb all fluffy and plump because they’ve been floating in urine in the womb. Amniotic fluid is urine.

>>55077549
please stop sticking up for pedophile royalty and politicians
your soul is better than this anon
have you heard of Vlad the impaler? that’s in traditional history books too

>>55069837
>>55069879

I’m almost 42 and a 22 year old I’m hitting on thought I was 27. I have good genes don’t get me wrong. My mom is 70 and looks 50. But drinking and rubbing your urine on your face gives you a youthful glow.

>>55077609
>Urine therapy
Based Santos Bonnacci pilled

>>55077642
yea everyone knows a hot urine bath once a day will do more for your skin than anything else

>>55071930
Do jellyfish have hearts

>>55077663

Usually glowies would call piss drinkers and bathers schizos but in this thread I think they have their hands full

>born at the right time to see vampires become real

>>55066177
dude better not be under 50 because he looks at least 45

>googled it
>literally 45
>"spends $2 million per year to get 18-year-old body"
lol, holy cope. this is "how do you do fellow kids" tier

>>55077825
And yet he’s still spending all that money
this shows how desperate wealthy are to stay young
i’m not surprised they’re doing young blood swaps and have been drinking baby blood for centuries
dumb cucks are probably being played by demons or aliens. ruining their souls and it doesn’t even work

>>55069441

>>55076737
>ama reddit. but other things also should be in tkane to help -e.g. metformin, collagen, etc.

x0js8
wait what, whats the other stuff? How can someone get into this?
>>55069422
tldr so not being fat helps? What if you just lose the fat? Is there anything that can help filter?
>>55077430
wtf is this level of biohacking?

>>55077825
I guessed him at exactly 45 too. He literally just looks like someone his age that uses every skin care product under the sun.

>>55078201
Sodium and potassium balance each other out in the right amounts.
Many vitamins work this way, I think calcium and magnesium are this way too.

The bio hack is taking a teaspoon of pink sea salt every morning or sodium bicarbonate after lunch. Studies show it increases your life span by 15%

>>55078221
>examining a man’s skins and guessing his age
How gay are you guys?
You’re all experts on 45 year old man skin. It’s a little weird

>>55066200
It's because he "trusted the science" and took the vegan pill. Now he looks like a malnourished woman, doesn't look any younger for all the money and effort AND is going slowly insane.

>>55069441
I didn't know bees lived that long wow

>>55068204
He’s got tummy stretch marks kek

>>55068412
>drinking young (or virgin) blood to stay young is an ancient secret of the powerful
hmm
>be rich
>be able to infuse into my bloodstream the blood
>could also instead just drink it into my stomach and let it be 90% water and 10% cell protein which get broken down into component amino acids in the gut like any other protein
transfusion might have merit. Drinking it you're literally just having a protein shake and relying on superstition.

>>55067099
>wagie peasants wouldn’t even use their weapons and revolt when their leaders would literally torture their children and bathe in their blood

Maybe the goyim truly are cattle……..

>>55066177
>45 years old
He looks like a guy who works out in his mid 40s.

>>55068371
Fucking this

is he sure he's getting the blood back in? he looks anemic

>>55068204
Those are the most horrible stretch marks I've ever seen. Looks like someone ripped open his stomach.

>>55080092
kek

>>55066177
Living to maintain isn't living

>>55080337
vampires always do

>>55066190
Vampires drink the blood he is just doing transfusions to be younger

>>55069441
>ass

>>55069577
He has autism.

>>55066177
I could find peace for under $2m. No satanic rituals will give this man the strength to confront death.

Wait so does rich people sucking blood come from rich people literally sucking blood to stay young?

>>55066177
>only to be bludgeoned to death by a nigger.
mark my words.

>>55078650
many anons on /biz/ are age 30 to 40. i'm 37 personally
we know how we look
we know/remember how we looked at 20-25
we know what someone slightly older than us looks like
it's not about the skin, his skin actually looks pretty youthful with the lack of wrinkles and all, thanks to whatever he's doing
it's about everything else around that skin. the eyes, the bone structure, the jaw
fresh skin on old man's face, you still see the old man. you see it even more, in a way
i don't care if you're a zoomer, you should notice this. failing to differentiate faces at this basic of a level will lead you to mistake jews for whites too

>>55078650
Well, i'm older myself so it's pretty natural that i know how older skin looks? I once did like a few hours research on skincare routines, huge deal. The gist is that going ham on tretinoin and deep peels will make your skin look more like plastic, which you can clearly see on him. It's not that uncommon, you can see that on many older people that look youthful for their age but a bit off. Once you know, you can easily account for the difference and guess age more correctly.

Jokes on him. I spend nothing and look younger than him. Similar ages. He also looks like a total psycho, where I merely look cute. I hope he enjoys his billions. In fairness, he probably does.

>>55082661
Yes. Since the beginning of time they’ve been doing this shit
>>55083165
>>55083255
>Fags running damage control telking about how attractive another men’s skin is
It’s because the guy is an obvious ginger and everyone knows redheads age like trolls