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YOU PUSH IT

Anyway, so what the fuck was today?

There are pedophile christcucks ITT

You bought calls right anon?

>>55067158
according to some anons, the heat-death of mumus

>>55067171
I thought heat death was a long and muting process.

NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN SHINE BOX

This is the worst /smg/ ever.

>OP is shilling EWJ
Well, time to bail.

I like RXRX as a short, and BTAI. AI biotech dogshit. I am the shitco expert of /smg/ so you can trust me

>RIG

>>55067182
jpy on sale

>>55067176
Time dilation is inversely correlated to downward trends. So, yes.

>JXN

>>55067198
Wow, that's a cool beach bungalow.

>>55067181
SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN WHOWA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=biFSXNcLe6U

>>55067201
When hedging GOES WRONG

>>55067205
>>55067198
I wonder what kind of (((christian))) activities took place there.

Hmm

>LVMH: -5.01%
Holy shit, China is over, mes amis.

>>55067213
>THOSE NIGGER FUCKING WHOWAS PLAY THEIR MUSIC SO LOUD
>NOW THATS NOT NICE, THOSE ARE PUERTO RICANS

>>55067229
why would the currency to buy share of stock with vanish this much?

>>55067201
Anyone else slurp some down at $27 on that post-earnings dump, or was that just me?

>>55067229
>$41 SPY

>>55067245
There's a powerful Jewish woman who's about to claw about $700 billion into her checking account.

>>55067261

>>55067234
>LVMH
Louis Shitton, Moet, Henesissy, etc. Literally all the nigger brands in a single ticker. They just need to merge with Nike.

>>55067229
Bottom signal

>>55067229
>>55067252
Remember the price targets are:
Mid 2023: 425
EOY 2023: 300
Mid 2024: 350
EOY 2024: N/A

>>55067279
Bottom of the third inning?

Christ fags and Anime fags have got to go. Disgusting creatures and have really killed smg.

>>55067274
Her and Powell are so fucking useless.

>>55067261
>There's a powerful Jewish woman
FUCKIN WHOWA

>>55067217
Those are satanists, faggot.

>>55067288
Man, can't we puke up like 60% over a month and be done with it? I ain't got time for this.
>inb4 Buffett quotes about patience fuck that noise

>>55067293
Yo, birds of the same feather flock together
Congested on a majestic yo (no..no..no..)
My feathers and flames are one skin
Hallowed be Thy name in the beginning there was no sin
WE IN THE NINTH INNING, and I'm God body trying to win
FLYING AGAINST THE WIND
But now my shell is weightless and fireproof
But the truth is I'm proof of living fire
I'm not made of organics, not even wires
Just felt my body light up and heard the choir
See to the common fowl the phoenix is sire
Most high of all things to ever have wings
Existence is struggle, resistance is futile
Meanwhile we now possess the power of ten suns
To transcend and elevate into one
Famine, the disease and senseless dying is done
Pigeon bird got a breath left
Heart beat no more
Phoenix bird morph and we live off the G-force

>>55067317
Like I said, Christians.

What is /smg/ consensus on NVDA earnings tomorrow? Totally overbought and will dump on news that their chip sales were not *that* spectacular as the mkt cap suggests?

>>55067332
I believe you mean Jesuits. Those guys are just jew lackeys

>>55067332
Are you retarded?

>>55067158
Shaking out the weak hands

>>55067338
Idk I want to capitalize on that elevated IV but I don't wanna get heemed. What do?

>>55067249
>>55067260
the same schitzo that thinks anyone who dissents with him is a phone samefag or needs to go back to preddit. Imagine being this much of a psychotic episode timebomb.
>>55067343
no, im just not oblivious to the facts
>>55067342
all denominations of the jewish book are inherently jewish. Thats why the (((churches))) have such a (((problem)))

>>55067330
More satanist shit.

>>55067319
2020 really did spoil a lot of us.

I shorted today and I'm gonna short tomorrow too. Feeling cute might short all week

>>55067345
We had a massive pump yesterday, FOMC meeting tomorrow, here's hoping something capitulates.
>>55067354
So you are retarded.

>>55067354
>all denominations of the jewish book are inherently jewish. Thats why the (((churches))) have such a (((problem)))
I can't disagree with you there. But the Jesuits are the top lackeys. Jews send their kids to be taught by Jesuits in my area. And they pay a lot per year. They are like the favorite lapdog

Whats in his portfolio?

>>55067365
>FOMC meeting tomorrow
Nope, just minutes.

>>55067358
WE IN THE NINTH INNING, and I'm God body trying to win
FLYING AGAINST THE WIND

>>55067370
50% SPXL, 50% SPXS. Balanced in eternal struggle, the bull... and the bear.

>>55067373
When's the next big thing besides the debt ceiling raise?

>>55067359
OK how about 25% in a month? 3000 is a nice number.

>>55067368
Even the jews kneel to the pope because of his power

>>55067389
Thursday is jobless claims and preliminary Q1 GDP, both of which could possibly heem the market. Friday is PCE, which could likely heem the market.

Who else is pumped for Jewish Desert Myths part4? I heard Jesus, Mohamed, and Moses were all getting together kind of like Avengers: End Game

he is risen
>futures

>>55067391
Be careful what you wish for.

so which asset class are we moving to next bros?

>>55067413
Thanks for the reply

>>55067407
Or he's their top employee, he's the chairman of the board

Covid is BACK

>>55067429

>>55067429
probably crypto

>>55067426
>Krugman comes to power

>>55067444
Checked, heard something about a lot of cases in china. 65 million cases

>>55067345
Holy kek that pic

>>55067451
"The man who heroically spoke out against our technical default in 2023. Maybe he's earned a seat on the FOMC? Perhaps even the chairmanship..."

>>55067444
I heard that on CNPC. Kek

>>55067444
>65 MILLION Chinamen will catch a cold virus

Bears forget that money is fake and gay

>>55067413

>>55067487
Buddy, the only hedge I've got is in my front yard.

Plus that implies being strategically long, which I doubt the fella I was responding to is.

>>55067480
CNPC says they don't use the COVID vaccine over there so they are in trouble with their "older tech". Kek

>>55067487
Kek saved. That's me sometimes.

>>55067502
>200,000 dead in Dongwang province
>City of Poochang enters seventeenth lockdown

>>55067514
>200,000 dead in Dongwang province
That's just a typical work week

Bears will stop getting heemed soon

the real chad portfolio is incredibly bullish on stocks while hedging by collecting ammunition, assault rifles and MRE's.

>>55067524
Good I have a natural inclination for put buying. I made $100 on calls today and it didn't feel right

>>55067534
With VIX this low I'm sure puts are not as expensive as they could be. I am also looking into buying puts for a potential heemening.

>2021
>day trade $2000 into $55000
>suddenly lose it all on two or three bad trades, only $10k left
>nerves shot and ego broken, turn to /smg/
>learn about intraweek investing, options, commodities, etc
>spend a year working hard to turn that $10k into $11k
I'm too schizo to hold a position for longer than two hours. I'm going back to day trading bros, but I'll still check in with you at least once a day. You guys are my homeboard

>>55067569
>>spend a year working hard to turn that $10k into $11k
>spend a year working hard to turn that $10k into $11k
still outperforming /smg/

>>55067569
>intraweek investing
It's a meme, especially with options. I'm not trying to hold time decaying assets any longer than 2 days

>>55067569
What did I just read?

guys im confused
wat happens if they don't raise the debt ceiling? does that mean the gov is forced to stop spending beyond its means?

>>55067538
>With VIX this low
It's broken because of niggaz like me buying 0dte 100 lots daily

>Default

Is this it bros? Will we see the stock dump of the decade?

>>55067627
The story of 100% return in 10 years?

Some of you guys are ok, so a bit of advice, dump dollars now.

>>55067632
>>55067540

>>55067632
A credit crisis will happen, forcing the market to close.

bear trap inside a bulltrap

>>55067641
>inverted fullscreen button
the absolute worst part of continued occupation

Debt ceiling sisters…

NVDA is going to crash, but since I said it.. it will not happen and it will rally.

You're welcome.

>>55067706
damn anon thank you i finally realize wtf that is, always just thought there were hip to the wermacht

>>55067743
nvda is going to 350...but since i said it what happens now?

Buy WEN…

>>55067758
You inverse my spell AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>55067296
Isaiah 53:6
We all, like sheep, have gone astray, each of us have turned to our own way

>>55067792
Jesus

>>55067641
You mean 10% in 1 year right? Are you having a seizure?

>>55067603
>>55067594
The trick I learned from following you guys was harvesting option premiums. Selling 1-2DTE OTM contracts immediately after big directional shifts is a good way to safely download money from the market. The margins are miniscule though. It's a strat I'll return to when I have six or seven figures
>implying

>>55067632
Then CURRENT YEAR VILLAIN will win. You don't want that do you anon?

>>55067809
wait 10% a year over ten years, is 10%, darn guess it was a seizure, gd implant acting up

>>55067803
Wow both versions are made up. Awesome and immaculate delusions tho. Gonna make myself a version. Me in real life vs me by what the Jews did

>>55067184
I didn't think institutions had shares in that to loan out....

There's nothing better then counting cold money
I am an artist in other words, I'm ugly
Hungry, yet I hold the schedule
Process the pancakes and wash all the vegetables

The trend has been broken. The mumus are routed.

Is there a copy of Ufa in Antarctica?

>>55067876

Where the fuck is the market heading?

copper flat
dollar flat
SKEW flat

yup, im thinking a crab day tomorrow

>>55067879
It's heading up. The anon who said to inverse me was right all along. he was the good guy..

I bought UPST calls. The bearish case is being spammed here by probable pajeets. People still need to consoom even if the economy is shit.

>>55067884
Life is but a stage or play or whatever.

>>55067876
no

I have an idea
How about when you feel sleepy you focus on your breathing and think about what your eating
I learned in health class that the things that you put in your body
Have an effect on how well you process information
I seen you at the snack bar eyein down the donut holes
You know that those preservatives are one molecule away from plastic
A change in lifestyle is all takes to take control
And I believe you have what it takes to face and change your habits

>>55067832
If you are Jewish, just read Zechariah 12. Particularly 12:10. God loves you anon, and he wants a personal relationship with you

>>55067890
GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

according do the official /smg/ algo™, everything is gonna be okay
don't listen to the fuckin whowas

can we keep the jew religion discussion to the jewish religion containment board? This board is reserved for jewish CASINO talk.

>>55067876
no but theres ligma in quebec

I gotta work, work where the weather permits
The only opportunity I'm ever gonna get
What's it worth?
That depends on what you measure it with
May you learn another lesson that you never forget

I gotta search, search for whatever it is
The only opportunity I'm ever gonna get
Does it hurt?
That depends on what you measure it with
May you learn another lesson that you never forget

Buy the dip

>go to dinner with coworkers
>spill spaghetti everywhere
It’s over bros, they’re never gonna let me near the clients

>>55067908
>don't listen to the fuckin whowas
Aye tone' Fuckin based

>>55067925
sorry anon, try using a fork next time, or order a shorter noddle

>>55067747
I'm actually rarted, just really hate looking at it because it makes no sense being the opposite way it should go, and they do it on purpose. What do you see?

>>55067925
Are you going to pay their dry cleaning?
>Does anyone dry clean anything anymore?

Bow to your sand Jew god

>>55067947
please don't tell my brokerage

>>55067832
You must be one of those guys Jesus was brandishing his own whips for.

Need SPY to drop a biiiiit more and my puts will print nicely. I knew I shoulda bought this morning.

>>55067823
Is that a parasite?

You have exactly 5 minutes to convince me not to short DUOL tomorrow.

>>55067832
Kek. This.

This site blames everything (weed, porn, personal bad decisions, bad eating habits) on teh juice. It's actually hilarious in a sad way.

>>55067958
Ohhh, gotcha. Yep, I am confirmed retarded
>verification not required.

>>55067900
Do they pay you to post that? That shit sounds gay AF anon. Maybe find a new Jesus pitch? Did you get touched too?

i can't do this work in the office thing
it's not even allowed to masturbate there
wtf is that even legal
how am I supposed to trade degenerate options effectively like this?

>>55067996
we've always said that schools and malls are horrible targets.

>>55067823
Those look like dogtags

>>55067964
God I hope so. Daddy likes it kinky. WILL THE WHIPPINGS MAKE ME A BETTER TRADER? YES OR NO? Fucking leave no wonder smg is dead

lmao

>>55068014
>>55067981
pace maker for my brain, stops my seizures

Is this going to be Budweiser 2.0? Seriously what the FUCK were they thinking? The stock is already down 6% this week

>>55068033
So it's an external device? Interesting. Does it send soothing brain waves or something to stop you from seizing out?

>>55068017
Post your gains today, I was plus $1200 on my day scalps

>>55068038
I can't imagine the last time I saw an ad so I don't know what normies are seeing. Businesses are indeed jumping the shark on "tolerance", but we have never really seen go woke go broke as of yet. This might be within the realm of kneeling football players.

>>55068053
nah it's internal, it reads the brainwave data constantly and when it's looking seizury completes a circuit to normalize waves. i don't even notice it.

>>55068060
O shit I didn't know Jesus was a day trader

>>55068017
And you are telling the resident schizo to leave? Don't you know who I am. IM BOBO FUCKIN GREENE. I MADE MY BONES IN /SMG/ WHILE (YOU) WERE GOING OUT WITH CHEERLEADERS

>>55068065
Cool, and also Frankenstein called, he wants returns for his stonks.

What are your thoughts on PACW

>>55068077
You calling me the second coming? I consider myself the king of Zion... But same thing right?

>>55068088
not much besides dont get caught with the hot potato anon.

>>55068082
for his investment in you*

The time has come to go out of your mind
Are you ready SMG? Are you ready to die and be reborn?
No. No, first you must be in a state of grace.
First, you must examine yourself in this mirror of confession. What do you see there? Your gains? Your Losses?

>>55068065
That's pretty interesting. Pretty amazing. The next gen model probably requires an internet connection to function, leaving security vulnerabilities, and the ability for (them) to turn you off for wrong thing. Scary. But glad it keeps you alive and kicking

>>55068106
>What do you see there?
What don't I see there?

In the name of Satan, I banish all christcucks from /smg/. This is a forum for producing thought and monetary gains by exploiting retards.
Actually nevermind, carry on christcucks.

>>55068081
you fuckin guineas really make me laugh

>>55068152
He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time, mumus couldn't get their market orders filled

>>55068091
>>55068081
You people are insufferable annoying cunts. See you tomorrow goodnight

>>55067772
Wen deez nutz smack some anime hos

>>55068137
The religious nutjob schizo who broke free of his containment honey trap threads

Should I lock in 30-40% profit YTD? Or is this a shakeout before we go higher?

>>55067296
Anime website newfag.

>tfw you know now is the perfect time to buy more gold
physical or GLD, /smg/?
>>55068065
My dad is dying of cancer, and this is what his head looked like after getting a tumor removed from his brain.
How long does that thing last, anon?

>>55068194
You're so mature. Unlike me.

>>55068065
The only bad part about these devices is when you start failing and it cant do its job its very traumatic for yourself and bystands to see you get constantly jolted until your heart never functions again. Happened to my aunt. Her pacemaker just kept firing

>>55068206
he unironically needs to go back to pol.

>>55068212
If you never take profits you never have to pay taxes, spin the wheel one more time.

>>55067983
The owl will find you. He will find you and gut you like a field mouse.

>>55068206
>>55068232
>Blocks your path

>>55068251
nigger i have cats!

>>55068212
>Or is this a shakeout before we go higher?
What reason is there to go lower? Default won't happen, and inflation is BTFO

>>55068244
SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE SERVING SANDWICHES NAMED AFTER ME

>>55068264
It's gonna take more than a couple pussies to stop Him.

bros when I breathe in fully my chest hurts, I was sick a few days ago. It's over for me

Goodnight BOBOMANIACS and jabronie mumus without a life that don't know it work when you pump a dip and dump yourself into a shoot marks

Wow, just heard the devastating news that all you guys are faggots… can’t believe I’ve been posting with you guys for years and I didn’t even know.

Futures haven't rebounded.

>>55068302
WATCHU GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN BOBO MANIA LAYS DOWN FOR MUMU NEXT NOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>55068272
>What reason is there to go lower? Default won't happen, and inflation is BTFO
- The negotiators in congress need the market to crash a bit so that they can apply heat.
- Inflation is not BTFO, the Fed is going to raise again at the next meeting and this is not priced in.
- NVDA earnings are going to disappoint
- AAPL is topped out, they've been degraded
- Even when the debt limit is approved there will be a liquidity drain when treasury issues large amount of new debt, increasing yields.
- Market is overbought.

>>55068302
>>55068326
samefag

Does anyone on /smg/ know how to set up a charity or foundation?
Vanguard, Fidelity, and some other places I have accounts at keep telling me that I need to name beneficiaries for my accounts. I don't have anyone else to give my money to, so I need to designate some organization or else the government will get it

>>55068347
convert to physical gold and bury like pirate treasure

>>55068347
Without a hint of irony, I suggest you name John Rocker. He's already semi-doxxed, has posted his email here a couple times to get in touch, and is most definitely a charity case.

>>55068298
You got better and then your chest hurt?

>>55068365
This is not a bad idea. I can bury it in the Cascade Mountains
>>55068367
Dammit, he already wants me to move in with him

>>55068347
I'll draw up t he papers for the /smg/ foundation for traders who can't read good 501c3 application in the morning.

>>55068381
Ask me how I know you're from California.

>>55067338
>mention ai more than 50 times
bullish
>mention ai less than 50 times
bearish

>>55068389
I neither live in California nor am I from California

Do any of you faggots trade for a living or are you all just degenerate gamblers?

>>55068392
fucking out of state invaders REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55068395
This is what do while on the clock for my real job.

>>55068395
a lot of us actually have jobs anon and are bogle shitheads

>>55067695
crab always wins

>>55068399
I'm sorry

>>55068323
That's because it's over

>>55068395
I've come to the conclusion that a consistent return is required to overcome the loss of purchasing power from the last 2 years of superinflation. I do this out of desperation, not desire or obligation.

>>55068386
Let me know what the... idk, details? legal name? tax id? of this organization is. I need to make sure I set my bneficairies before this wekeend...

>>55068400
>>55068406
Maybe if you goys didn't talk so much about stock fundamentals on this thread, you would be able to leave your jobs. What the niggers at TV tell you about the market doesn't matter.

>>55068430
Maybe I like it here. You ever think of that, smart guy?

>>55068375
yeah

g'night shmegi.

https://youtu.be/VQ9mh7Qxe1U?t=5

What the fuck is this Bogdanoff shit right here? DE posted a solid earnings beat with positive guidance, gained $13.00 in pre-market trading, and about an hour after the opening bell some hedge tranny market order sells half a million shares and tanks it below the previous close. I thought it was a fluke, black swan event, but I found out today it also happened to WMT.

I'm pivoting to 100% Bobo unless someone can explain how this can happen without a full blown crash being around the corner.

https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1661058940086501403

wew lad

>>55067150
>stocks give you no ownership over the company and no entitlement to the company's profits
wtf is the point of a stock then?

>>55068460
Digital currency apps are a big failure so far wherever they are tried

>>55068465
Gambling? Get enough shares and you can get on the board or make company decisions.

>>55068465
Corporate baseball cards. Always has been.

>>55068465
They do give you a % interest, ask Elon >>55067925
Lol

>>55068465
Pure speculation. Stocks would be these things if the people who bought them really wanted it. But we just want hype.

>>55068465
The dividend

>>55068456
Zombie company that will troon out along with Bud Light and Target any time now. Also, zoom out.

>>55068528
>29.74 EPS
>Founded in 1868
>Zombie
The earnings event was so brief that it doesn't even show up, but knock yourself out, retard.

>>55068528
>>55068551
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DE?p=DE&.tsrc=fin-srch

>>55067158
The market will crab until the debt ceiling political theatre is over and they inevitably raise the ceiling again. Expect this news to be interpreted as bullish by clown market.

>>55068465
You can buy controlling interest and elect yourself a member of the board and then raise the dividend

>>55068465
>stocks give you no ownership over the company
not entirely true

>>55068523
I didn't realize that your portfolio value doesn't change after divvies. They literally devalue and print stock

>>55067213
Based sopranos
Gonna watch season 5/ 13 after the basketball game

How does one profit from this?

>>55068566
Isn't more treasuries bad for stocks tho?

>>55068551
>feed me hormone pills

>>55068081
there's not even a plaque,signpost or statue of
him in that town

>>55068604
Underrated comment

>>55068604
I'm going to take a nap. When I wake up, if the money is on the table, I'll know I have a partner. If it isn't, I'll know I don't.

Goodnight smg

>>55068465
>no entitlement to the company's profits
Ever heard of dividends? Problem is, a major company will have a large number of shares on issue, Apple, for example has 15,787,154,000. So you buy one share in Apple, you are entitled to 6.33*10^-9 % of their profits, or 0.00000000633%

>>55068578
No, because it means more balance sheet expansion by the Fed, which equates to more money printing and eventual pause/pivot on rate hikes.

>>55068568
>>55068572
imagine believing this

>>55068702
You just need a billion dollarinos. Or $1,000 million buckarooz

>>55068649
Wait so meltup man was right all along?

>>55068649
Debt ceiling lift does not mean fed balance sheet expansion retard

>>55068465
Inspirato (ticker: ISPO) will give you a complimentary trip for every 50k class A shares you buy and hold for six months.

https://investor.inspirato.com/news-releases/news-release-details/inspirato-introduces-members-only-investor-benefit

Disclaimer: It looks like a dogshit stock, probably a former SPAC, and I have no idea if the actual vacations are worth it.

>>55068649
The Fed's mission is stable prices and full employment. Where in that charter does it say they are responsible for the solvency of the US government.

>>55068528
>will troon out
>will
Oh no no no.mp4.wav

>>55068797
BWAH GOD IT'S AN OPEN WOUND

I think SPY drops the rest of the week.

>>55068797
are you sure this will help us sell more tractors?

>>55068836
tractors?

its your lucky day bobo, scarlet mommy is back to take control of this market
red id confirms

>>55068797
John Deere literally has nothing to gain and everything to lose by pandering to faggots. What in the actual fuck are these companies doing? It feels like corporate espionage unironically.

>>55068890
Its called ESG retard and the entire market runs of it. The more man butt you like eat, the more you want to troon out and the more you want to kill whitey, the more investment dollars you get. Simple as.

>>55067988
14 and 88 my brother in Christ. Actually the juice are responsible for all the bad things in this world. The good thing is you don't have to play in their cesspool (except for the mandatory things like Taxes and other bullshit that is eventually going to blow up in their face like it always does.

>>55068797
Do faggots even own lawnmowers? What the shit is the point?

I am going to heem bobo

>>55068836
>>55068797

>>55068925
Try it. I'm ready when you are.

I guess I'm at the point in my life where there's nothing left to look forward to. All of the best parts are over and in the past. There won't be any joy or happiness the rest of the way. All I can do is watch the stock market, and hope the numbers in my portfolio keep getting bigger.
Oh well

>>55068910
Ok but it doesn't work so it's corporate espionage. BUD sales have dropped over 25% and their stock has lost over $5 billion since the troon campaign. I haven't heard of that jew Fink from blackrock giving them any help.

>>55067464
It would actually be less inflationary in the long run the Treasury bill because printing the 1 Trillion is just that a Trillion, while selling 1 trillion worth of treasury bills means they will eventually print one trillion plus interest

>>55068948
I watch old movies and TV shows. those make me happy and keep me living. I focus on selling calls and puts and don't let what is going on in the news bring me down.

>>55068954
>i-it doesnt work though!!!1!
When you can print the fucking money, does it matter?

Honestly it's kinda embarrassing. I see people all the time with this kinda setup; Little ass yard, big ass lawn mower. Like wtf boom not even 20 minutes pass and they're putting it back in the garage till next time. The mower hardly has time to properly warm up.

>>55068975
Counter-Strike 1.6 keeps the hands busy

>>55068948
counterpoint:
>>>/k/58306036

>>55068983
Are you being willfully retarded or "merely pretending" the fed has nothing to do with ESG. Where is the ESG help coming from? Nobody is coming to BUD's rescue. They're just letting it die. And you have literally no proof of "it working".

>>55068994
I miss the days when video games were fun and made by and for gamers.

>>55069003
I'm sure there's some kikery going on in some ESG agreement/contract that you have to maintain some share price tailored to your company or something. Moment you drop that, it's all ogre

>>55067641
>settings gear symbol gets changed from 8 to 6 about the time youtube gets kike'd

Should I buy 2 year treasuries or get an HYSA?

Am I going to not be able to buy cheapies if the market dips, because selling the 2 years will lose?

guys... whats going on with btc?

>>55068997
Looking forward to the televised trials of all the FBI agents who tried to fuck with our elections.

>>55067823
I fucked up the last leg of the calculation and I'm not willing to do it again, but I ended with 10% per year compounding as over 200%

>>55069044
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>55069039
Just buy oil

>>55067743
>>55067758
NVDA crabs. everyone is free to sell straddles/strangles except for you two

>>55069026
The best ones allow you to tinker with them in some form. Like a poor man's WRX. With polygons.

>>55069027
There could be, but the former CEO of BUD even said that what they did was a huge mistake and that boycotts work. As far as the infinite money printer goes, CNN did a poll so you know they polled only democrats. showed that even if the debt ceiling is raised, 60% of Americans want the government to cut spending, so even normalfags are starting to realize that the spending is getting out of control. So the ESG bullshit seems like a Chinese subversion trick to tank western companies.

>>55069062
But I’m waiting for cheapies.

Also if the republicans take control, won’t they flood the market and drive down the price?

I WANT CHEAPIES

>>55069098
There’s super cheapies in oil stocks right now, they are at multi year lows

>>55069096
I don't think so. It's got a kike at the helm, Larry Fink. So even if it was, it's chang and moshe working together.

dood weed is legal. long THCA

>>55069111
That would make sense considering the WEF essentially wants the west destroyed because the population of the west is far too uppity and wants everyone exterminated except the chinks because chinks literally are insect robots that do what they're told.

>>55069106
Shh. Don't ruin it. I'm still adding back oil exposure.

>>55069106
Which quality oil is cheap?

>yields
You best start believin in sovereign debt crises. You're in one.

>>55069027
My company had an esg audit, it was from another company. Some companies get money and then they in turn use their orders as leverage to impose kill whitey on other firms.

BULLISH SO BULLISH!

>>55069174
Explain

are we going to get VIX at 30 within the next 8 trading days ?
the market seems to be writing off the debt ceiling theatrics

>>55069164
ESG is literal garbage
>do you support modern slavery
>[ ] Yes
>[ ] No

>>55069164
Damn. Sorry to hear that. Real fucked up

>>55069174
>tfw holding June 1st 3M purchased more or less on issue date
It's the pennies and the steamroller all over again isnt it...

>>55069164

Do I start buying SU for the next 6-12 months? Is it going up? Compared to ... Dunno, upro?

Where do broken Bobos go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa3tfVjGCQ8

>>55069241
The general rule is that when other oil stocks are pumping, SU trades flat. When other oil stocks are dumping, SU trades flat.

>>55069247
What to buy then? Need some oil exposure, after all... I drive a Tundra

30 year bonds will yield 20% by the end of this year. Screen cap this.

>>55068038
just gay enough that i did buy a put

>>55069155
You want a wild ride? Quality? Look up BPT.

>>55068386
>>55068428
also, how do I, a third-party /smg/-user that can't read good, profit off of this?

baking !!

>>55069201
>>55069178
Yellen guarantees all debt up through May, but not anything June 1st or later. Realistically, the June 1st stuff will get paid (we're not going to zero out bondholders) and even in the worst case scenario you'll maybe be a day late getting paid back on your t-bills.

That said, the people managing billion dollar money market funds literally cannot touch those June bills. Because that's risking even a 0.0001% chance of "default" where they must mark the bill as worth $0. That'd force their MMF shares to be worth less than $1 and cause a financial apocalypse known as (this is a real term) "breaking the buck".

So if you plan on holding cash over the next few weeks, you can get literally free bonus yield by manually taking on that oh-so-scary default risk and buying the spicy 5-6% t-bills.

>>55068573
stocks with expected dividends dont devalue, they stay roughly the same and/or recover immediately. these companies could invest that money into growth, but they dont, which is expected. growth stocks that hand out unexpected dividends devalue. see: rolls royce

Jeff Bezos is getting married.

>>55069335
Kek
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GOLDCHADS, we are so back. We took a nice beating but nothin ain't stoppin us now

can this moe greene newfag just neck himself? literal over 40 posts of this cringe

>'e bought?

>>55069482
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>>55069521
la dompe est chargée

>>55069522
hjehe