[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 126 KB, 1500x1121, 350109418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55060519 No.55060519 [Reply] [Original]

You have 1 year to turn $5000 into a million dollars otherwise you and your family are killed.

How do you do it?

>> No.55060606

>Get an option on some developable land
>Do up feso of potential profit
>sell option to developer for 10%
>pocket anywhere from $100k to $800k
>rinse and repeat

>> No.55060662

>>55060519
I buy $5000 worth of kneepads and get to work

>> No.55060667

>>55060519

Buy sexy and slutty clothes and underwear using the 5k, and start selling my bussy to old rich men

>> No.55060677

>>55060519
Start buying cocaine and making crack cocaine and sell it

>> No.55062244

>>55060662
based plumber is based

>> No.55063464

>>55060519
Buy Hoichi and sell within 6-12 months. This reply will get hate.

>> No.55064125

>>55060519
Crime of some sort, I'd probably look into identity fraud.

>> No.55064493

>>55060519
Rope $5
Stepladder $25
Throw the other $4700 into Link and make whoever finds my corpse rich.

>> No.55065294
File: 74 KB, 753x572, IMG_2444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55065294

>>55060519
Being an avax validator

>> No.55065436

>>55060519
I'd be committing crimes. I don't really have anything to lose.

>ATM burglary
>hunting down and robbing drug dealers
>murdering isolated boomers and raiding their property
>synthesizing carfentanyl and properly volumetrically dosing it into fake press pills I pass off as real
>becoming a prostitute/gay for pay for extremely depraved fetishes
>counterfeiting everything I can get away with
>taking in NEETs I can use as mules and for money laundering
>assuming false identities to network with upper class clients

Probably the smartest crimes I can think of. I doubt I'd break $1m in a year, though.

>> No.55065494

>>55065294
how much is needed?

>> No.55065800

>>55060519
>Buy a $1k AR-10
>Buy $1k in ammo
>$3k setting charges around my property
Come get some, faggot

>> No.55065816
File: 76 KB, 1080x1280, avaxchad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55065816

>>55065494
2,000 AVAX and you become a validator and also earn passive income. Easy money.

>> No.55066028

>>55060519
Spend the $5000 on advertising blowjobs for $30, and suck 33,333 dicks.

That's only 92 dicks a day, easy.

>> No.55066316
File: 56 KB, 606x418, IMG_20230515_152208_769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55066316

>>55065294
Based AVAX bro