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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>55062590

>> No.55064818

>>55064810
1st for fuck jannies

>> No.55064820

kill yourselves jannies

>> No.55064826

First for short VIX. Paypig slut market makers want to come and are depending on you

>> No.55064832
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Do we gap down tmrw?

>> No.55064837
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>Rocket Mortgage new 1% down mortgage

>This loan option has several benefits. Chief among them is the ability to put down as little as 1% and get into a home. Rocket Mortgage is providing a grant of 2% of the loan amount. Under this scenario, you would enter your home with 3% equity. Clients who qualify may contribute up to 2.99% toward a down payment while still receiving the 2% grant.

>This is available for both first-time and repeat home buyers. There are no restrictions on where you can live or where you move from. The program is available nationwide.
>In addition to the benefits of the upfront savings, clients won’t pay for mortgage insurance on this product. That means a lower monthly payment, which adds to affordability. But before we go too much further, let’s breakdown the math. We'll use a $250,000 assumed purchase price. This is a 30-year fixed loan with an interest rate of 6%

>You can’t qualify if you make higher than 80% of the median income in the area in which you’re looking to buy. For example, if you live in Macomb County, Michigan the area median income is $90,800. You can’t use more than $72,640 to qualify for this ($90,800 ×.8 = $72,640).

What could possibly go wrong?

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YOU PUSH IT

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inb4 deleted

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Ahem

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>mumus are trapped
>broker shows retail 50/50 put/call
yeah I'm thinking we're back

>> No.55064846
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You bought at 414 as support, right anon?

>> No.55064855
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This jannie is rarted. Crabs are eternal, Power Hour is coming.

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>>55064846
I scalped $100 on long calls while covered in grass clippings. Feels good

>> No.55064874

>>55064837
>i can get a $400k home for $4000 down
Wow I actually might be able to buy a home one day.

>> No.55064879
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and thanks to koreafag who capitulated 2 days ago. this gave me the short signal unironically

>> No.55064884

Im thinking about closing my spy puts
This probably wont be the big one yet

>> No.55064885

>>55064872
That's a big cookie

>> No.55064886

>>55064832
These sort of obvious manipulations to the downside almost always result in a pump the next day (or very soon after). There is nothing authentic about this dump. It's too controlled. It's trying to torch people who were too enthusiastic about the debt ceiling pump without dropping price so low that everyone panics and changes the price action landscape. What they're going to do is dump price, shake out margin and other people that can't afford to hold, and then jump it up tomorrow just to maximize the pain and hopefully drag people back in to dump on them again. The debt ceiling lift is going to be a slam higher and they're probably going to use it to torch people that they are luring in short right now. It's all so tiresome.

>> No.55064890

WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

>> No.55064891

>>55064837
You know why we can't have things like this, and the answer is always niggers.

>> No.55064894
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YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE ME

>> No.55064899

NVDA beats tomorrow I buy puts
If NVDA falls I buy puts
Simple as

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>>55064879
TBD soon

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So when's the next, um, """dump""" my little market maker paypigs? My bank account isn't going to fill itself. I need more VIX shorts!!!

>> No.55064911
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long only algos exited market last week but should not be massive crash only tiny bit.... and mostly nasdaq side not most spy stonks

>> No.55064920
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This is from a biotech penny company. They are anticipating fast approval from the FDA for a Phase 3 trial in December.
What is with these huge numbers in this insider filling report? This is a Form 3 which is filed when acquiring a new officer, but like 2025 is currently priced at 35x current market value. But then 2026 is only 5x market. Is this just a result of long term capital structuring for management? The numbers just seem really high and imply that the company is going to fucking moon in 2-3 years, and then get R/S to hell or something
I guess what I'm asking is if this is typical across most Form 3 filings, and if the numbers are normal

>> No.55064924

>>55064891
That's why Jews have nice things
>sell predatory mortgages to niggers
>they gobble them up
>destroy the property
>default on their mortgage
>Insurance money pays the bank for damages
>bank gets the property back for nothing.
Rinse and repeat.

>> No.55064928

I told you all to buy SQQQ

>> No.55064932
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>>55064894
GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA

>> No.55064935

>>55064886
You can infer what instructions are being followed in the background. Clearly there's a reason they have to hold SPY under 415 at the close on Wednesday and that is exactly what they're doing.

>> No.55064937

>>55064911
>not most spy stonks
>stonks
have you tranny lover even checked the weightings of spy?

>> No.55064948

So /smg/, when are we going to talk about PLTR?

>> No.55064954
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Quick I forgot to pay attention today! What do I do, buy or sell?!

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>>55064948
In 2021.

>> No.55064960
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>>55064948
What's there to say? I missed out on gains. I dont like to think about my failings.

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>>55064954
Sbeulyl

>> No.55064970

>>55064960
GIF saved.
Ty anon

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Hmm, the timeline shifted again

>> No.55064981

>>55064948
You posted only after it has gone up. Go eat some more burritos you stupid spic

>> No.55064996

>>55064981
Unfortunately, I've held since DPO and my cost basis is $12

>> No.55064997
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>>55064920
Stopped reading at biotech

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>>55064975

>> No.55065010

>>55064997
This is from a penny company. They are anticipating fast approval from the FDA for a Phase 3 trial in December.
What is with these huge numbers in this insider filling report? This is a Form 3 which is filed when acquiring a new officer, but like 2025 is currently priced at 35x current market value. But then 2026 is only 5x market. Is this just a result of long term capital structuring for management? The numbers just seem really high and imply that the company is going to fucking moon in 2-3 years, and then get R/S to hell or something
I guess what I'm asking is if this is typical across most Form 3 filings, and if the numbers are normal

>> No.55065011

4400 EOW

Witness me

>> No.55065012
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>> No.55065014

>>55065010
Are you retarded?

>> No.55065018

>>55064837
That sounds like it's literally just a standard FHA loan in an opportunity zone.
All they're doing is advertising it more openly to try and drum up some exit liquidity. This has already been a thing for years now.

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>>55064937
faang is like 10-15%. but in nasdaq there are techies more overbought than faang stonks now

>> No.55065027

You know when we close at the low that means the selling isn't over yet and we usually gap down and find a bottom the next day right?

>> No.55065034

>>55065010
All biotechs are scams. But that doesn't necessarily mean you can't ride the pump n dump.

>> No.55065036
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And just like that right before the close on a big red day, right at 414 as support even! blackrock says things are fine! Goys, it's safe to go back in and buy! the leaders have covered their shorts. lets go!

>> No.55065035

So what's at risk if the debt is defaulted on? Money market funds?

>> No.55065038

>>55064948
Fuck Peter Thiel. Not investing in faggot jew companies even if it's profitable. Same goes for pfizer and jewderna.

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>>55065012
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

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>>55065035
>what's at risk
Everything

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>>55065010
>biomemes
Sir can I introduce you to a stock called CRBP it's very good, guarantee make you rich.

>> No.55065055
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55065055

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.55065057

>>55065014
It was a joke anon. I realize they're all scams like >>55065034 says, but since you specifically said "biotech is where I stopped reading" I removed the word so you'd read it

>> No.55065059

>>55065012
Itll be funny if this unironically happens

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>>55064970
>infinite gamma

>> No.55065077

>>55065055
the reversal was not good. my ticker lost 3 dollaridoos today

>> No.55065079

So a guy walks into the barber shop and asks how long until I can get a hair cut.
>2 hours
Leaves, same guy comes in a few days later asks how long until i can get a hair cut
>2 hours
Dude leaves, comes back again a few days later and asks again
>2 hours
dude leaves. so the barber asks one of the guys there to follow him to see where he goes cause he never stays for a haircut.
dude comes back and says to the barber, he went to your house.

>> No.55065081

>>55065038
Money and miles nigga, principles are for poor people

>> No.55065083

>>55065027
>find a bottom the next day
wrong, baggot. the fun begins after NVDA earnings. beatings will intensify no bottom in sight

>> No.55065086

PANW

>> No.55065087
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i trade for she

>> No.55065092

>>55064970
You're are welcome fren............................................................................................

>> No.55065093

>>55065068
>pic
Should I go long Costco?

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>>55064810
I'm about to make a long term investment into TSMC, will I regret it?

>> No.55065107

>>55064904
oink

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Did ThinkorSwim shit itself for anyone else today? Reset a bunch of my layouts and brought up a bunch of default watchlists instead of all my custom stuff when I first opened it. This is the web app, not the desktop app btw.

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>>55065055
i almost made money

>> No.55065113

>>55065083
we can close at the low two days in a row retard

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>>55065087
I own 10 shares of McDick's

>> No.55065126

>>55065109
I couldn't get the web app to load at all this morning

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>markets

So is the default legit this time? No last minute deals reached between mega rich jewish donors and politicians on private jets like every other year? This theater is getting dull.

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>>55065057
Dont trick me like that again anon

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>>55065055
>-1.26%

>> No.55065147

>>55065113
what I'm saying is that NVDA is the leader of this retard rally and if they have shit earnings you will see a lot of daily close at the low.

>> No.55065149

WTF?!? MUMUS TOLD ME YESTERDAY TO BUY, NOW I'M IN DEEP RED, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!?

>> No.55065154

>>55065137
it's all theatre this shit comes about several times a year

any default will be left to an election year anyway

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>> No.55065178

>>55065109
my boomer street smart edge was laggy as fuck this morning when I was trying to get filled at crucial moments... hmmmmmm

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the market is crashing
we're heading for troubles
my stocks are all red but
at least i got doubles

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>>55065185
Nope

>> No.55065196

>>55065185
KWAB

>> No.55065202

>>55065057
So what you are asking is how to identify a pump n dump bioshit? In my opinion it should be developing a derivative of a derivative of a drug that is not easily provable to work or not. It should also have a claim to fame for some well known disease like Alzheimer's or cancer. The (((trials)) that the drug/tech goes through should be relatively easy to pass. I don't know anything about this part. The CEOs are often a non-native English speaking doctor types because they don't have to sound smart for investors to think they are. The presentation slides for the drug/tech has a bunch of big biochemical sounding words. Their websites usually have a bunch doctors on the front page, often non-white.

>> No.55065211 [DELETED] 

>>55065185
roses are red
violets are blue
i hate the niggers
and also the jew

>> No.55065217

>>55065055
I sold my spy put spread
Bought call spread
Looking at now I accidentally opened them as 1DTE
So thats pretty much a loss but its only like $200 bucks and the short calls should negate the pain some
Only working with small amounts ive already made my 20% this year and jyst want to coast

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strap in homos

>> No.55065236

>>55065221
lmao, if it's just some "omicron subvariant" it's a total fucking nothingburger. I'm watching H5N1.

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>>55065221
But I went all in on DENN before close

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>>55065221
Ok, how do I profit from this?

>> No.55065245

>>55065221
>dingeling goes the Feigl-Ding

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>>55065221
>65 million infections/week
yeah sure. call me when chinks start dropping dead in the streets

>> No.55065257

>>55065221
so this was the reason MRNA pumped today

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>>55065055
Still sitting in cash like a faggot

>> No.55065283
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>>55065239
Long HON and MMM

>> No.55065288

>>55065221
nvr4get muh 65 million

>> No.55065290

>>55065263
I made 5k with soxl this year while you lost 10% to inflation

>> No.55065300

>>55065143
>Are you retarded?
I mean you weren't wrong about that either

>>55065202
>Alzheimer's
This is one I'm not touching. If I remember correctly, there are no known drugs to treat, prevent, or cure it, and it's one of the holy grails of medicine. Everything that hits Phase 3 fails to produce tangible results, and the silver-bullet research companies will usually go to 0 shortly thereafter. Cancer, despite being a scam (caused by all the poisons of modern lifestyle and food) is actually viable, since an extremely niche kind of cancer can eventually get a drug that is indicated for exactly that and produce lots of money for the companies involved.

The company I was looking at was CMRX, which was second-tier compared to SIGA back when mpox was hot. I still think smallpox outbreaks are a valid investment angle, and that's what their current drug is being produced for. The person filing Form 3 on the SEC was Michael A Alrutz, who was involved in another biotech in 2008, called Trimeris who made a cancer drug, who later got acquired by Aurigene Oncology. I can't find any price history of these companies for obvious reasons (the latter being a private entity), but obviously it worked out and they got acquired.

CMRX also has 70% ownership between insiders and institutions, and a big cash moat due to an arrangement with providing some smallpox antivirals to Canada for a few years. I don't really know what I'm doing but I have like $1200 in it just in case it moons in a few months

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>>55065093
The gauntlet has been thrown

>> No.55065313

>>55065263
get your 5% while you wait faggot

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Sold my TSN for 5% realized. Gonna slurp BOIL again if it's red tomorrow. I was early on SQQQ but thinking Nvidia shits the bed tomorrow for earnings and we start the leg down on the AI hopium rally. Disney near 52 week low gonna grab some soon. TMF? Walgreens maybe... They are heemed from some large lawsuit they just settled.

Remember gym gains are the only gains the Jews can't steal from you

>> No.55065323 [DELETED] 

>>55065308
I need a succulent beef sausage in my mouth

>> No.55065324

Guys we only had like a 1% pull back. Pretty reasonable considering the past month or two now. It's only natural that there will be some profit taking.

>> No.55065326

>>55064886
I was shaken out of my 414 calls expiring tomorrow. Made $3 right before trading stopped but I was willing to hold overnight thinking the same as you

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>>55065079
Classique

>> No.55065333

This us close to your last chance to close out your "AI" positions before the bubble pops. While AI will have its time to shine, you are at the google/Amazon/aapl circa 2000 point. It's all hype and no execution/proven use case.

And even when it does become mainstream in 5-10 years time, it won't be replacing many jobs. Because while AI will suck a lot of the minutea/drudge work, it cannot THINK for you. This is what middle managers and front line workers are paid to do. Assess the situation and think for the manager. You will never replace this in our lifetimes. (And if the fact you need a supercharged data centers to do supercharged Google searches) the electric economics are not good at all.

Keep holding out for quantum computing to get to that mass job replacement AI. Just don't be holding a bag for 10-20 years

>> No.55065335

>>55065055
Fun day.

>> No.55065339

>>55065263
>>55065313
I have a separate $800 portfolio that I'm testing out, I have 50% SJB and 50% JEPQ. Jep will pay out a monthly dividend based on whatever income scheme they have (I assume selling CCs), while SJB is a hedge that generally inverses it (short junk bonds). It's been two months and I'm up 4%, I was projecting 6-11% per year, so right now it's outperforming

>> No.55065342

>>55065308
they made the hot dog cheaper?

>> No.55065344
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>>55065308
i'd need to see both store's dogs and drinks next to each other to see if the 12 cent reduction is meaningful

>> No.55065347

>>55065079
That’s why you shouldn’t be racist and cut the black guy’s hair, chud!

>> No.55065349

>>55065221
It's fake and GAY but just like America's lockdowns, it will hurt you and you're pocketbook

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>>55065324
THE TABLES ARE FLIPPED AND NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH

>> No.55065354

>>55065333
Any AI shitcos? A lot of them are backed by MSFT or NVDA which have separate business units, cash flows, and moats.

>> No.55065359

>>55065353
More like the cray cray ultra contrarian

>> No.55065363

>>55065347
>touching niggers
perish the thought.

>> No.55065373

>>55065308
>hot dog 50% more filler

>> No.55065380
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Looking forward to the very predictable pump tomorrow with absolute certainty. Thanks for the cheapies

>> No.55065385

Anyway, tempted to buy 250 shares of Southwest Airlines
Could be bigly

>> No.55065411

>>55065221
>65 million
>infections

Yawn. Wake me up when the streets are littered with piles of corpses like the Black Plague.

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>>55065411
checked
>nigger plague
ftfy

>> No.55065447

Should I read Moorcock, or Herbert?

>> No.55065454

>>55065385
Explain

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>>55065055
Not pleased

>> No.55065457

>>55065444
Checked but also filtered for racism

>> No.55065467

>>55065457
k

>> No.55065484

>>55065354
It doesn't matter, the cloud was supposed to be revolutionary, aws launched 06, azure 2010, snowflake 2012. Salesforce was 30ish in 2011 and only hit just hit 100% of that price In 2015, for comparison, 3 years later it hit 100% of that appreciation in 2018 and topped out at 1000% gain from 2011, in 2021. 10 years later.

Point is it takes about a decade for mass adoption of these technologies, ie for end users to see clear use and value that companies can really pile on. What company is using AI right now that most companies are using to fatten their bottom line. ChatGPT is a meme. It can't even parse a word properly or reference a calendar right. It's shiny, and to the uninitiated it seems world-changing, but ask anyone knowledgeable in their respective field and they will show errors left and right. Again no better than a Google search, and when did a Google search give you the exact answer first try?

>> No.55065503

>>55065011
Fuck you

>> No.55065511

>>55065484
AI's impact on the economy will be no greater than that of the fax machine. Watch NVDA dump 20 percents tomorrow on weak guidance, and failure to use the term AI more than 10 times during their earnings call.

>> No.55065515

>>55065484
That's a fair point and I don't disagree with you. /trash/ and other boards have stable diffusion threads to generate stuff. They're not perfect and still have errors, but compared to 5 or even 2 years ago, it's really cool to see how the tech has evolved. It's great at getting a concept up at low cost and avoiding artist drama. It's not capable of learning on it's own and still needs direction, as you said. It'll be interesting to see where it's at in another 5-10 years

>> No.55065519

>>55065385
>LUV
Kind of a shitshow, they don't understand why they had their technical snafus in the last year, at a fundamental level. Their major hub is an increasingly irrelevant effectively-regional airport in Dallas with no room for expansion. Can't branch out into international in any effective way.

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>>55065263
>TFW MIC moron

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>>55065300
Looks like a decent enough cast here to not be a surface level looking pump n dump.

But your reasoning for smallpox outbreaks being a good angle is maybe uniformed? Smallpox is primarily caused today by the smallpox vaccine, take a look at what happened to the Philippines. Unless you suspect more mass vaccination, which the general populace is waking up to, then I wouldn't invest in them simply because they have smallpox remedies.

>> No.55065551

>>55065515
>implying we won't have to take a magnet to every hard drive on earth next year because of a hostile sentient ai program infecting every device from your cell phone, to the self service kiosks at your local goyslop establishments.

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well anons, how many of you got shaken out today? don't be shy let's see em!

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>>55065321
>not holding the TSN long term
next seance benjamin graham shows up to he will call you a niggertard for throwing away those long term gains and divy.

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>>55065564
I bought.

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>>55065564
Nope but i'm nervous as usual

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>>55065551
I for one welcome our AI overlords. As long as they take the form of my wonderful Miko. I will hunt each of you down individually if she commands me to.

>> No.55065591

I had 10k in i-bonds at 6.48% that just finished a year at 6.48%, and now they're at 3.3%. Where do I put the money next to earn more than that?

>> No.55065593

>>55065580
I solded

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>>55065564
I'm still holding strong.

>> No.55065606

>>55065547
I can't claim to be an expert, but I remember seeing an article a few months ago about WHO or Germany or someone doing a realistic simulation of a smallpox outbreak caused by an animal bite.

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Short the VIX

>> No.55065618
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>>55065593
Uhh you didn't sell any Raytheon right?

>> No.55065635

>>55065564
your mom shook my cum out her flaps today

>> No.55065660
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55065660

You may only reply to this post if you made more today than Janet Yellen ($7,679)

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>>55065635
he sold.

>> No.55065665

>>55065618
nvdia

>> No.55065668

>>55065574
I'm too poor for that long term shit buy 5% in like two weeks was pretty based. Hope it dips again in the Q2 recession and then I just buy more for less

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>>55065564
Comfy

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>>55065608
Source on that picture? I want to save the uncensored version.

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>>55065564
>shaken out
Huh? Do people do anything other than buy?

>> No.55065674

>>55065660
isn't that number in millions?

>> No.55065681

>>55065564
I bought more SOXL calls for NVDA earnings and GOP cucking on debt ceiling

>> No.55065689

>>55065674
Do you really think the treasury is incapable of adding a few extra digits? That they're really that incompetent at basic recordkeeping and IT?

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55065710

Speaking of dwindling numbers...

>Crude: -6.799M
>Cushing: +1.711M
>Gasoline: -6.398M
>Distillates: -1.771M

>SPR: -1.6M

>> No.55065715

>>55065689
yes

>> No.55065720

>>55065681
The GOP isn't going to budge. They are more unified than ever, and they've done there work. There is a clear path to raising the debt ceiling and all Joe Biden has to do is pass the GOP plan to avoid a default.

>> No.55065721

>>55065715
Reported for antisemitism.

>> No.55065725

>>55065710
SAUDI CUT PRODUCTION, WE NEED LESS OIL ON THE MARKET FOR A HARDER RECESSION

>> No.55065733
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55065733

>Oh Mumu doesn't know
>So don't tell Mumu
>Mumu doesn't know
>Mumu doesn't know
>So don't tell Mumu
>'Cause Mumu doesn't know oh

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>>55065733
LITERALLY Damon's best role.

>> No.55065750

>>55065721
good

>> No.55065759

>>55065672
Download 4chan X, use Yandex reverse image search my dude.

>> No.55065768

>>55065710
Was the spr ever refilled?

>> No.55065795

>>55065749
>LITERALLY Damon's best role.
I can't even tell you which other movies Matt Damon was in because that's the only movie I remember him for

>> No.55065797

>>55065749
harriet the spy looks like THAT?

>> No.55065802

>>55065720
>there

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>>55065795
Absolutely based.

>> No.55065809
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55065809

>STX -0.58 (-0.92%)
I don't feel like PUSHing it any more...

>> No.55065822

>>55065759
Found it, thank you, forgot yandex existed.

>> No.55065833

>>55065263
>Still sitting in cash like a faggot
are you at least in a money market fund earning like 4.5% interest?

>> No.55065835

>>55065805
even 90s casual looks dressed up compared to how 'adults' dress now

>> No.55065845

>>55065768
Oh my sweet summer child

>> No.55065851

Lost 40% and been cash gang for a year and a half el o el.

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It's over for me. Go on without me /smg/.

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>>55065845
he refilled the spr ..right?

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>>55065768
If by "refilled" you mean "drained further", then yes.

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>>55065263
They fear our power Vanguard Lords.

>> No.55065916

>>55065835
People still dress nice, you just have to be in good company to be around people like that.

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>>55065897
>300M in three years
What the fuck are they doing

>> No.55065933

>>55065892
it's supposed to be empty for when we get cutoff and china moves on Taiwan.

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>>55065917
This is what WWIII looks like.

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>>55065917
Getting hit by a can kicked half a decade ago.

>> No.55065957

>>55065917
gulping it down

>> No.55065990

>>55065749
im sorry but matt damons best role was in Team America.

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>>55065917
the world wonders.

>> No.55066027

>>55065996
Eh, it's not like SPR bidders ever get some huge discount and, roughly speaking, oil's oil. A million barrels on the market is a million barrels on the market.

What is fucked is carrying through these mandated-years-ago sales at all. Or explicitly promising to buy in the 68-72 range then not following through. That is seriously unifying the Mideast and OPEC against us.

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CRBPAJEET MADE THE NEWS

>> No.55066091
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55066091

>accidentally left the sink water on all day today while at work
>am a rentfag who doesn't pay for water so it doesn't matter
In other news, I sure am glad oil didn't suck today.

>> No.55066104

>>55065673
oh you poor nigga

>> No.55066109

>>55066076
Well that explains why they left the van open like that: they had to air it out.

>> No.55066114

>>55066076
Uh wasn't the swastika originally an Indian symbol?

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55066118

>Tech and semis are only being pumped until Ukraine is over
At least we have a timeline.

>> No.55066120

>>55066076
I can't believe the feds are grooming all these colored people into white supremacy. How did this happen? La Raza must be some gay shit.

>> No.55066141

>>55066076
>solo queue matchmaking with no region locks

>> No.55066144

>>55066120
The NOTICING has gone multiethnic.

>> No.55066160

what is your yearly income and how much of that is passive ?

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>>55065313
>>55065833
Yeah I'm collecting.

Nothing seems worth buying at these levels. All my buy targets just aren't there
>gold 1800
>bitcoin 20k
>eth 1.25k
>natgas 2

What else?

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>>55066104
The slurper appears

>> No.55066185

>>55065055
+0%

>> No.55066186
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55066186

CORN and WEAT bros, it's time... El Nino will make us rich.

>> No.55066188

>>55066160
Get out of here irs!

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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.55066201

>>55066167
The russell hasn't corrected yet. TNA bitches.

>> No.55066202

>>55066076
>Gets registered as a white hate crime

>> No.55066212
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>>55066144
>YFW diversity turns out to be our greatest strength after all

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>>55066118
>what would HARRY POTTER do?
>shoot em with a gun, that's what
these motherfuckers are beyond parody at this point

>> No.55066223

>>55066212
Always was...

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>>55066104
Nobody who's poor can afford to keep buying like I do.

>> No.55066238

>>55066188
mfw biz is filled with glowkikes too

>> No.55066241

>>55066160
yes

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>>55066212
Simply arrange all your potential enemies in the same place at the same time as the internet makes your signal irrelevant and they have a 20 year discourse and game of clue.

>> No.55066267

>>55066212
The need to be hated by everyone else is a fundamental part of the jewish character, it was bound to come to this

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55066275

I just noticed my small regional bank now has a "How the FDIC works" banner on the login page of their website.

>> No.55066286

how low can the aspie why go?

>> No.55066291

>>55066167
>Nothing seems worth buying at these levels. All my buy targets just aren't there
>>gold 1800
>>bitcoin 20k
>>eth 1.25k
>>natgas 2

i'm with you on that but my price targets are even lower
gold under 1700
btc 12k
eth - none
natgas under 2

>> No.55066293

>>55066160
im neeting so its all passive. thank u for the shekels goyim

>> No.55066304

>>55066201
russel is for eternally cucked faggets

>> No.55066322

>>55065564
Kek the massive shares of sqqq and soxs I've been acooming for the past month have been incredibly validated. No news besides the fact that there is some debt ceiling drama and we dump massively

>> No.55066329

>>55066322
what's your SQQQ average?
some pretty big red dildos the past month

>> No.55066335

>>55066291
Bitcoin 12k would be nasdaq 9k give or take. We not going there. Do you think REITs are worth it right now?

>> No.55066336

>>55065710
I said in /smiggers loss thread daily/ earlier.

>he bought the oil.

Do niggers not understand they are cattle?

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>>55066336
I am going to be a greasy rich nigger later this year and you can't stop my nigger gains

>> No.55066401

i love oil so much that in several million years i plan to become oil

>> No.55066415

+70% on my negro poots

>> No.55066422

>Musk is being retarded again
>right after I buy more TSLA
goddamnit...

>> No.55066425

>>55066304
Your mom's tongue in my bum doesn't make me gay.

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>>55066275
gib bank?

>> No.55066477

>>55065606
There's where you fucked up, listening to the WHO.

>> No.55066481
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55066481

Another day. Didn't really do anything. Took a walk during lunch. Read on a book during the afternoon. Talked the Wife into getting Tacobell for dinner. (I've got just $1.00 in my checking account; Wife's account though is another story.). Kek back when I started my first steady job in the private sector (aka retirement plan,etc) the dude in HR who set all that up told me "when you retire you'll have 1 million" Course this was back in 2003. 20 years later I'm on track to do way better than 1 million when the time comes.

>> No.55066504

>>55066481
I bought a bottle of Heinz ketchup the other day, the spicy flavored variety with chipotle pepper in it I think. It's pretty good

>> No.55066572

I think Mullen Automotive just got fudded into oblivion by consecutive fud articles. I think the company looks extremely bullish.

There is a need for a standard looking commercial electric utility van. The fact is, there are a lot of well off brands out there that are very low key. You don't notice a lot of this stuff because they don't specialize in luxury vehicles.

If Mullen emerges in a couple of months with an actual Saudi deal, even if it isn't a full $10b, the stock is going way the fuck up. Also I guess it has high short squeeze probability, which might be what smart investors are actually waiting on./

As far as I'm concerned, Mullen is already in the putting green and needs to secure the Saudi deal. This is the major deciding factor that could make or break the company.

Saudi's pick up.

The company could change it's look in the future but it needs to prove itself first so it doesn't look like it's grasping at straws.

It has the technology, it's just a matter of closing the deal. Efficient, professional looking utility vehicles. That simple.

>> No.55066585

>>55066196
That's a man

>> No.55066594

It never fails, as soon as everyone starts hating treasury bonds because they're expecting 20%+ yearly returns from growth stocks then it's suddenly time to buy treasury bonds

>> No.55066637
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U PUSH IT.

U bought calls right anon?

>> No.55066648

holy shit these stable diffusion fags on /b/ are way more advanced than any discord server
ai isn't a meme after all

>> No.55066649

>>55066637
>U bought calls right anon?
I bought TLTW

>> No.55066665

If you like free money, bet on oil heading back to $80.

>> No.55066671

>>55066648
who the fuck uses /b/ anymore? that shit has turned into just automated porn spam

>> No.55066681 [DELETED] 

>>55066648
I tried to find the thread but got too disgusted
Back to comfy /biz/

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Mac D went from sell to buy now to sell again. then it's going back to buy and then sell.... mac d is broken.

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55066697

Hard day trading contracts

>> No.55066710

>>55066665
Kek says calls on oil.

>> No.55066714
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55066714

the world runs on oil

>> No.55066716

>debt floor

>> No.55066720

>>55066683
I stopped using MACD
>Oh blue line is underneath red line but it's approaching, looks bullish
>Fails, now it's bearish
>Oh it popped through it's bullish again
>Fails again
And vice versa

>> No.55066730

>>55066572
Mullen's only function is to serve as ATM for the CEO.

>> No.55066731

>>55066648
>selling your soul to satan for AI porn

>> No.55066738

>>55066329
Not great, it's been one of the worst, average of $29 tho.. so down 10% . Which is nothing for a leveraged product and were going to get heemed soon. Best case is massive crabbing in the next month. Also it was a lesson to not short indices unless you have massive conviction. Left my spy shorts awhile ago.

In reality should be watching for yields to peak and then we short. But this short is only 10% of my portfolio and it's been a learning tool. Trial by fire. Have learned alot, and the best lessons are the hardest. (How to make money day trading in a bear market rally)

>> No.55066747

>>55066091
>am a rentfag who doesn't pay for water so it doesn't matter
Leave the taps running for 10 years.
Water will become more expensive.

>> No.55066749

>>55066720
macd is a lagging indicator

>> No.55066758

>>55066393
Almost read it as gassy, and yes actually some of my NG investments are up twice what tech has done this year. While others are collecting hefty divvies and still appreciated. NG will reign Supreme this winter, since that is when 2025 starts getting priced in.

>> No.55066759

>>55066720
>>55066683
Protip: You should use more than one indicator, ideally 3-5.
Have a baseline. It can be something as simple as a 20/50 MA. As soon as the 20 crosses and *closes* past the 50 MA, that's a long or short signal. Use other shit like MACD or RSI to confirm the signal. Everything needs to agree before you make a trade.

>> No.55066763
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>>55066731
amen

>> No.55066768

>my mutual funds have yet to update at the time they are supposed to

uh....guys....

>> No.55066770

>>55066648
>>>/trash/sdg/

>> No.55066784
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>>55066749
>>55066720

You know what's not lagging??? My million dollar indicators are showing neutral. My top tier indicators are showing tops. My mid tier indicators are showing there is more room to run.I don't like to trade when my indicators are neutral, but I got too over excited and jumped the gun. MY MISTAKE>

This year has been a hot mess to trade due to AI.

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>>55066759
Everything needs to agree, nigga you will be waiting forever to trade. You like one of those mid-tier chicks who thinks wants a 10 in the bed, face, personality and wallet. you aint gonna find him suckaaaaaaa

>> No.55066823

>>55066797
Depends on what you're trading. If you're trend trading the daily charts, you might only have 8-20 trades in an entire year on a particular symbol, for example. Most of those will be small wins and small losses, but you'll be avoiding a lot of chop and big losses, and eventually hit a big win of 10-14%.

>> No.55066833

>>55066076
Lol they got chudjeets out there as foot soldiers

>> No.55066850

>>55065308
It's a loss leader so you come to Sam's Club and spend $200 on other shit

>> No.55066853

RXRX, BTAI, EXAI, RLAY, lots of biotech dogshit pumping because these companies have AI exposure.

>> No.55066856

>>55066076
literally taking white people's jobs. these Mexican and Indian white supremacists need to stop.

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>>55066716
Do not give them any ideas.

>> No.55066881

>>55066114
Yes, it is. I know someone who was an apartment manager in Sunnyvale CA, which is in the center of the Silicon Valley and is 80% Indian/Asian. Some white / Jew (unclear) guy living in this apartment complex burst into the apartment manager office complaining about how there were Nazis everywhere in the apartment complex.

Turns out he was aggressively retarded and it was just the indian hindu software immigrants with hindu swastika ornaments and decorations

>> No.55066894

>>55066881
based indoaryans

>> No.55066899
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>oil up
>market down
Everything is coming up heads for me.

>> No.55066902
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55066902

When will the true groomers be dealt with

>> No.55066908

>>55066902
Let's cool it with the antisemitism

>> No.55066912
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55066912

I'm up and I just want to DCA. Is that too fucking hard to ask, Mr. Rothschild?
>>55066114
Look, I'd tell you more but the janny already gave me a warning for talking about welfare with the Gabbie Carter photo.

>> No.55066922

>>55066894
I'll be honest, I turn into a smirking edgelord when I wave the hindu swastika around and see Jews or libtard whites get uncomfortable. you can easily heem anyone getting upset at you for using a hindu swastika if youre literally indian like me.

you just yell at the jew and tell them that your religion has literally existed for thousands of years before their religion and that they are letting Eurocentric history erase thousands of years of far-eastern religions iconography in Hinduism and Buddhist that constantly uses the swastika

I mean its not even a meme, if you go to any Buddhist/Hindu temple there are swastikas everywhere. not my fault if it makes jews uncomfortable.

>> No.55066931

Damn I got mega heemed today
Is it going to happen again tomorrow?
This is unfair, it's my birthday week

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>>55066329
>what's your SQQQ average?
>people on /smg/ are DCA'ing into inverse LETF's

>> No.55066940

>>55066335
>Bitcoin 12k would be nasdaq 9k give or take. We not going there. Do you think REITs are worth it right now?
what makes you say that? bitcoin could easily de-couple from nasdaq on the way down. also, btc got as low as 15.6k and the nasdaq was 10.3k in november 2022 so we were pretty close just 6 months ago and economic conditions have deteriorated since then with only 1 saving grace: inflation has come down

i dont do anything with REITs but i would probably wait until the Fed is done hiking interest rates before messing with real-estate on the long side. they could still hike from here

>> No.55066947

>>55066902
You mean school teachers?

>> No.55066952

>>55066899
Expect more of the same in the coming weeks.

>> No.55066969

>>55066947
>iterative proof that christian institutions systematically rape and buttfuck children
>muh t-teachers are groomers
Why do you choose to deny reality. This is bullish for ticker symbol FOX anyways, tards like you are probably growing to 1/3rd of the US population at this rate

>> No.55066976

Thank you UPST poot anon. When do I sell?

>> No.55066983
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Ticker symbol WW (Weightwatchers lol). I am bearish over the long term. . This is a bit of pharmashit question but anyone know why oral dosing of Wegovy is daily, but s.c. is weekly? Low bioavailability should not effect half-life. If Wegovy oral dose increases… they can readh whatever concentration they want despite 0.-8% F

Market adaption for WW has been great but the stock equity tranche is a total carcass

>> No.55066997

As soon I broke even with PLTR today, after two long years, I sold that fucking shit and what do you know, it went down afterward. Fuck you Thiel, I beat you this round. Now go back to fucking $7 so I can rebuy at a reasonable price.

>> No.55066999

>>55065012
I'm waiting for this to happen and it keeps not happening. someone crash this market with no survivors already

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this is the last time i listen to anyone about when to buy or sell, i'm sticking STRICTLY to my TA which so far has been ~80% accurate. PLTR has been so good to me, and i've remained ignorant. nothing to do but wait for the inevitable downward trend.

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>>55066999
It's either happening or not happening tomorrow anon.
>>55066976
I got some weeklies and I think ~22 is reasonable this week.

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>>55066935
>DCA
>Not going all in and closing folio for a month
NGMI

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>>55066969
Fucking lol, you're actually retarded.
46,000 catholic priests with 201 cases a year is .004%, 3,200,000 million public school teachers with 29,000 cases a year is .009%.
So teachers are literally more than twice as likely to molest children than a catholic priest.
>>55066976
That stock shouldn't have pumped so hard. Made a good grand but I don't see how upst had a run that strong even with good earnings, their long term is still somewhat bearish.

>> No.55067017

>>55066969
"Grooming" occurs due to failed parental life. If mom is not on the ssris and its not a stepdaddy the children would grow up right and not be in an emotionally vulnerable state. If not the priest, the teacher.. It would just be a drug dealer etc.

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>>55067006
Wow NVDA looks like a buy right here

>> No.55067036

>>55066922
Based jeet. Send aunti my way.

>> No.55067042
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What are your thoughts on PACW

>> No.55067043

>>55066730
I thought about this and that's just fud. I'm sure the guy is enjoying his position and everything, but everything about the actual company looks bullish.

>Actual government contracts with the US government
>Potential multibillion dollar deal with Saudi Arabia
>Buying up subsidiaries and making smart partnerships for streamlining future deals.
>Talk of building more facilities
>Increased demand in the actual product
>Supposed only Class 1 utility van on the market

You can't ignore how good this looks. Investors are just waiting for a real short squeeze or a buy in que.

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>>55067014
>>55067017
You have to be coping massively to pull on dogshit /pol/ infographs. Meanwhile class action litigators and sexual abuse lawsuit specialist shops regularly record thousands of priest abuse cases each year.

I realize that you are most likely christians who are deeply ashamed of how pervasive child rape is in your beloved institutions, but trying to deflect with m-muh teachers is just batshit insane and most likely your kids are going to get fondled by their pastor. Once again, there's a reason why litigation shops specialize in Church abuse cases: it happens so often.

>> No.55067050

>>55065308
I can't tell if the end of the hotdog is a butthole or an uncircumcised penis

>> No.55067053

>>55066935
>confuses a passive buying method with adding as the price goes lower.

Ngmi

>> No.55067061

>>55067046
I saw you in multiple unrelated threads and you seem to have failed to realize this is not the "defend trannies" board but the business board, so you should probably fuck off back to /co/.

>> No.55067066

>>55066935
Scaling in is the only non-retarded way to play with leveraged ETFs.
By adding exposure as the ETF rebalances to lower exposure, you maintain your own exposure and avoid beta decay.

Still, it would generally be more intelligent to just buy a larger position outright in the unleveraged version of the ETF which suffers lower fees.

>> No.55067071

>>55067036
god damn this is the first and only time I ever will wish I as a poojeet.
>>55067046
there is literally priest molestation insurance for churches. Not so much for school teachers.

>> No.55067090

>>55067046
>there's a reason why litigation shops specialize in Church abuse cases: it happens so often.
the reason is because it's a market and markets are going to get exploited, regardless of how large or small the market it is

>> No.55067091

>>55067066
>Still, it would generally be more intelligent to just buy a larger position outright in the unleveraged version of the ETF which suffers lower fees.
I agree, except instead of saying "more intelligent" it should be "exponentially less retarded".

>> No.55067101

>>55067090
https://www.ministryinsured.com/church-insurance/liability/abuse-molestation/

>> No.55067103

>>55067046
I don't care for catholics but I'm tired of you retarded fucking predditors, you need to go back you shitposting faggot.

>> No.55067112

Banking.

>> No.55067120

>>55066969
Its always the same. It's always religious freaks and boy scouts leaders and the like over and over and over. Yet they choose to pick some random group to hide their blame.

>> No.55067125

>>55067112
Shylock

>> No.55067127

>>55067103
>>55067061
Lol seething. When I lived in ultra-Christian Idaho, there was a man. 50 years old. The town drunk. He had been excommunicated and rebaptized three times. He called people who were trying to help him at 2:00 AM telling them how his Lutheran Pastor dad "buttfucked him in the ass" when he was five years old. He tells us drinking numbs the pain, and people would reply that it dosen't seem to be working.

It's honestly sad as hell, but people like you are denying the reality that these sexually repressed Christian pastors, etc. are far rapier than the troons you obsess over will ever be.

>> No.55067135

>>55067091
I'm not sure whether intelligence can be quantified as exponential. However, slight differences in decision making can lead to exponentially different outcomes; In this case, a moderately higher rate of long-term compounding due to lessened fees.

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This retard is going all out. A shame it thinks I'm going to read any of that.

>> No.55067140

>>55067136
christcuck detected

>> No.55067142

the funny thing about people trying to insist that there's a "child molester pastor/priest problem" within christian communities is they don't realise that the overwhelming majority of victims are boys, so in reality there is no pedophile priest problem, there's a faggot priest problem

>> No.55067144

>>55067142
no, theres a faggot pedophile problem

>> No.55067152

>>55067144
>faggot pedophile
redundant

>> No.55067155

>>55067120
You know what is fucking insane? My friend who I go hiking with pulled out a Boy Scout book that he had from when he was a kid because we wanted to learn how to identify poisonous flora on our hiking trails. We ended up noticing there was literally a 10 page section dedicating to telling the Boy Scouts how to report sexual abuse and find signs of sexual abuse in their peers. I'm not joking lol. These institutions with religious ties always have rape in the background.

Their screeching and astroturfing re. troons and literal public school teachers is just a gargantuan cope because they are deeply ashamed that everyone knows how pervasive sexual assault is in Christian institutions (along with any other religious institution these days).

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>>55067150
>>55067150
>>55067150

>> No.55067163

>>55067135
>I'm not sure whether intelligence can be quantified as exponential
i think it's logarithmic

>> No.55067172

>>55066983
>Ticker symbol WW (Weightwatchers lol). I am bearish over the long term.
yagmi

>This is a bit of pharmashit question but anyone know why oral dosing of Wegovy is daily, but s.c. is weekly?
What is s.c.? You mean semaglutide & cagrilintide/CagriSema? That's generally a regulatory hurdle thing.

>> No.55067204

>>55066212
Top kek

>> No.55067210

>>55067140
Preddit troon detected. You need to go back faggot.

>> No.55067232

>>55067210
oh hey its the same faggot who cant come up with anything else beside "go back to preddit". Triggered pedo christcuck.

>> No.55067243

>>55066720
MACD is just a moving average crossover. It shows you the strength of the cross over and is useful for spotting divergences.

>> No.55067249

>>55067232
Keep projecting troon. Teachers are statistically more likely to groom kids.

>> No.55067258

>>55067249
You keep telling yourself that, if it helps alleviate the pain of remembering how you swallowed your pastor's cum as a kid.

>> No.55067260

>it's hopping ids now
TopKek

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Everyone is expecting NVDA to moon. Does that mean it will do the opposite.

>> No.55067298

>>55067260
There is more than one person in this thread who is aware of the reality of Christian childfucking

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>>55065580
Is that Disney and Von Braun?

>> No.55067448

>>55067127
I'm 'seething' because you're posting retarded bullshit in the stocks thread, you worthless tranny dipshit.

>> No.55067459

>>55064832
yeah because of fed minutes

>> No.55067540

>>55065035
US credit rating will be degraded
Cost of credit will rise significantly
Foreigners will not lend US for cheap

>> No.55067711

>>55067249
teachers, meaning hot (possibly insane) women fucking young men.
pastors, meaning 40 year old men who havent gotten pussy since they were 16 sticking their dick in a poop hole of a young child

these 2 things are not even remotely similar

>> No.55067833

>>55067071
Teachers unions are better than insurance. How does one break into the vote broker racket anyways? Getting paid to make single professional women to vote against their own interests sounds based

>> No.55068105

>>55067833
I feel like teachers unions paying for SA lawsuits would be a lot higher in the headlines.