/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55063533
Just pretend you had an ex and regurgitate the story in a different way

>>55063533
Just calmly explain that you are a spiritual hermetic and your chakras can’t handle a relationship

>>55063533
Tell them about your former love, who you loved so much, you would have killed and died for her, but there was someone else in the picture. You tried to break them up so you could be together, but she chose him. Then for some reason the police get involved and now you're not supposed to see her anymore

I'm now recognised as the outcast and they don't bother to ask about my personal life anymore.

>coworkers don't even bring up relationships when I'm around
It's kinda based, not gonna lie. Last time I was around friends and relationships came up I misidentified some middle school girls as "totally 18 or older" and said there was nothing wrong with being attracted to them until everyone ganged up on me to inform me they were definitely underage.

I'm a gymrat, know how to dress, a jokster in the office
No women. No women whatsoever, I have no idea where are they. Everybody probably thinks I score, but nope. I get maybe 1 like on bumble or tinder a month even though I have pics of me on a party, with people, smiling, in parks on picnics with friends, always dressed up properly, and I'm muscular and masculine. I get mired by women in stores, gym and alike. All have boyfriends.

However Im 170cm and in Germany and can't speak German. So my online game can not succeed and in person I just don't know where they are.

>>55063750
They're at the disco, dancing nasty

>>55063766
I would be surprised, this city is famously male dominated and booring as fuck. They legit have posters joking about it
I want to move but can't because of work.

>>55063533
>"How are you"
>Rather than saying the pre-programmed "good" I say "mediocre" or something else
>Look of utter disgust on the other persons face
>I'm now an enemy
What the FUCK is wrong with normalfags!?

>>55063750
>Im 170cm and in Germany and can't speak German.
So in other words you're brown. That's why.

>>55063843
Pale south Slav. People say I look a bit Irish because my brown hair has some reddish strands. Strong jaw.

>>55063843
Yup most certainly.

>>55063863
So you're a Yugo and you're 170cm?
lmao it's really over for you. My condolences honestly.

>>55063882
Very helpful. Would it be different if I was Portuguese and 170? How about Finnish and 170?
Its not like people see I'm exYu on my face.
Its not like I'm doing construction work, I'm a programmer

>>55063914
Are you always the shortest one there in germany? Btw, wtf do you mean you can't speak german, what are you doing there?

I'm >>55064001. What does this mean? Never posted that time.

>>55063710
The original reiko

>>55064001
Nah, there are shorter people around, but I am def on the shorter side. I am wider, though.
I avoided learning German as a kid back home and moved to Germany just a month before Covid so that fucked me over too. Company that invited me here did not care about language because they all spoke English in the company , I came with some Iranian woman, Russian, Pole, Turk, German.
I will try to move back home and ask to work remotely. I did it for years during Covid anyway. I am short back home too.

>>55064026
Someone else did. Happens to me too from time to time

>nobody bothers to ask you about your relationships because they assume it never happened and they're right

>>55063914
Well, yeah, because most Yugos are like 2m.
So what I'm saying is that you're short in Germany, but you must be a turbo manlet back home.
In any case, it's over for you.

>>55063609

Lol, my manager asked everyone in the weekly meeting about valentine's day plans except for me. They know.

My coworkers will openly talk about having sex more than talking about "relationships".

>>55063750
>I get mired by women in stores, gym

approach these women to score. forget the app bs

>>55063750
>Foreign manlet can't get laid
Gee I wonder why, I bet your mother always told you you were handsome

>>55064330
My first thought when i see these retards attacking people by their physical qualities is that they themselves have those attributes and are desperate to be proven wrong.

tl;dr: faggot

I only hang out with the literal faggots at work and never talk about my gf
>HR thinks I'm one of them so I'm untouchable
>never have to hear 'muh highschool gf' stories
>nobody knows I'm fucking college sluts instead of career women (old college sluts)

>>55063750
>I get mired by women in stores
>another autist gymrat mistakes fear and disgust for mirin

>>55064249
That's because relationships are extremely transactional. Sex is the only thing where you both get something out of it.

>>55063750
Lol, same, but I'm 185cm in Brazil. Also blonde, blue eyes, good looking dude. I get loads of brown women throwing themselves at me on Tinder, but I'm not interested in the poop colored people.

No girlfriend, never had one. Shits tough. When I travelled to the West I was getting mired by (human) girls though.

>>55064284
Well you have a point
>>55064413
One way to find out

>>55064249
Some nigger once asked me if I had ever had a girlfriend, and if I "had friends" at a job once. That's the sort of question that you've gotta have a witty comeback to, like answering her mom's name.

>>55063533
I always tell them i have nothing. No relationships currently, they tell me if i don't want it and i tell them that yes, i do want a relationship but in the future. After i've made it. After all who would want someone who has nothing to offer right? Well once my bags of no$thing are full enough ill go out searching. Wallet beats charisma after all

>>55063533
>coworkers start talking about relationships
>they're leftists

>>55064426
Tryhard do krl kkkk

>>55064490
Mama aq kkkk

>>55063533

>Coworkers start talking about relationships.

I’m pretend to be single cause I don’t want them know my gf is a camgirl

>>55063533
>co-workers share face book profiles and start talking about interacting with each other outside of work hours

>>55064471
>coworkers start talking about economics
>they're leftists

>>55064633
That's not your gf tho

>>55063533
just be confident bro