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Why do all bitcoin whales go to puerto rico and then get assassinated?
Just don't go to puerto rico if you're a bitcoin whale.

>> No.55058997

Just don't flash your wealth around like a nigger if you hold significant amounts of units of accounts of the world reserve currency

>> No.55059002
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>>55058991
Bro you don't understand it's PUERTO RICO. That basically means Port Rich! It's like crack, you just can't stay away from Puerto Rico once your BTC stack hits double digits.

>> No.55059012

>>55059002
zoomers consider double digits btc a whale these days?

>> No.55059020
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>>55058991
>>55058997
>>55059002
>>55059012

>Be me
>Become crypto billionaire in a few years
>Glowies wait for me to go for some cute asian pussy in porto rico so they can drug me and dump me in the ocean "because I was depressed"
>I just never come
>Keep shitposting from my small 2 bedroom appartment
>Glowies absolutely seething

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>>55059020
Many have thought they could resist like you anon. But then they made it and like moths to a flame, they all found themselves stepping off the plane in Puerto Rico when they came to their senses, and by then it was too late. Like a heroin needle already in their arm.

>> No.55059046

>>55059020
>>55058997
>>55058991
They kill you so your coins are essentially burned. They're actually btc maxis so removing your supply means more value for them

>> No.55059066

>go to Puerto Rico for lower taxes, good weather, and all of the drug + pedophilia connections
>Drown yourself in the back of the head twice
Many such cases

>> No.55059069
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>>55059020
>set up drug purchases on Facebook
>never show up
Haha just kidding, the next one will be real I promise

>> No.55059077

>>55059046
BASED
I might consider working for them some day again if they let me eliminate californian jews and close both eyes for annihilating a few genetic linages from this plane

>> No.55059090

>>55059046
Jokes on them I have written in my will that in case I became to pass away all my wealth would be transferred to the aryan brotherhood so it is literally in their best interests to keep me alive

>> No.55059104

>>55059090
The state doesn't let you list criminal organizations as beneficiaries of your will. As in, they'll just steal your stuff and take it for themselves. Instead of a will, use a smartcontract (backed by Kleros).