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55058016 No.55058016 [Reply] [Original]

All you have to do is give a shit and you can be a rich wall street banker. It really is that easy.

>> No.55058026

>>55058016

And your father has to be a higher up at American Express.

>> No.55058028

>leave your dignity at the door
>and get ready to suck dick and bend over
>for promise of central bank iou owned by jpm
no thanks

>> No.55058045

>>55058016
Based son of ALEXVNDROS telling zoomers like it is

>> No.55058072

>J'aime Demon
>I love the devil

okay...

>> No.55058179

>>55058072
the devil would feel disgusted to be with this sleezebag in one room

>> No.55058216

>>55058016
This windbag is but a tempest in a teapot.

>> No.55058242

>>55058016
>give a shit, fuck kids!
https://unlimitedhangout.com/2023/03/investigative-series/the-rise-of-jamie-dimon/

>> No.55058596

>>55058016
Looks like i am a trillionaire long ago, thanks anon!

>> No.55058601

>>55058016

It really is anon, the majority of people I'v met in my life are just actors, frauds, liars, scammers, failures, doubtful, spiteful, reckless, uncaring, unloving, condescending, thieving, conniving and entitled, mediocre, uninspiring.

They just want money because they feel it will give them power.

You wanna know something? The government prints the money, so you really have no power.

nigger

>> No.55058617

>>55058601
>buys btc
>buys cheese with btc
>seller is also btc maxi
check mate new liberal fascists

>> No.55058650

>>55058016
I am a big fan of Jamie Dimon but this guy comes from a very privileged background, he had the right mentors in his early years + he is talented as fuck.
It is disingenuous to pretend that anyone could replicate his success purely through "giving a shit"

>> No.55058653

>>55058617

we only accept Ethereum here, take your nigger bitcoin shitoshi chain somewhere else.

checkmate baggie

>> No.55058695

When new money is created
1. federal reserve (private company) prints 10 billion by adding some numbers to a database and it costs them nothing
2. they loan that 10 billion to banks at an interest rate, say 4%
3. banks loan out that money for mortgages, stock buybacks, etc. at a higher interest rate, say 4.5%
Banks profit the difference, but what does the federal reserve do with the money people repay them in debt?
They're getting paid trillions of dollars of made up money that banks bought, that were all printed out of thin air, it costs them nothing, and so it's all pure profit.

And it's a neverending cycle, lets they print $800 trillion and then they say you owe them $950 trillion, where is that $150 trillion going to come from? You have to go back to the federal reserve and ask them to print $150 trillion, which you'll now owe interest on that as well. Meanwhile they do literally nothing and just make literally 100% of the profit.
Bruh I knew fiat currency was a scam because they could devalue your dollars by printing, but I never knew it was so bad that all profit flows back to them.

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55058823

>>55058650
my metal chase amazon prime signature visa rewards car BTFO out crypto dot com's metal visa card LMAO

>> No.55058838

>>55058653
>we
you miss sammy baby to pull that off - you got lucky over 2020 and Gary is going to fuck your shit up, promised

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55058841

>>55058650

They can... it's just most people don't "care much" or exhaust themselves "pretending" to care greatly.

Nearly everyone wants to be wizard these days so they may create the illusion of taming a dragon.

The scam artist is the world's number one job position.

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55058877

>>55058838

the crypto market is just a place to run up investors and dump for the dollar.

>> No.55058915

>>55058877
You still don't get it. How long have you been in crypto? since 2016, earlier? I recommed throwing your cs bullshit into the trash and looking more into accountancy, history and politics, maybe you get it then

>> No.55058922

>just care
Yeah I see alot of folks care about things and they don't move up in a company.

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55058943

>>55058016
You see, I just don't give a shit and never will

>> No.55058949
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55058949

>Breck Dumas
Also apparently this is a woman. Lmao

>> No.55058995

>>55058016
soooo i have to give them shit? aiight i can do that.

>> No.55059214 [DELETED] 

>>55058016
Sure thing Jamie. How about you get me a fix in and I'll work like a slave if you guarantee me the total comp you've got.

>> No.55059225

>Jew: "Give a shit"
They need to show this to high school wagies making $ 9/hr

>> No.55059407

>>55058016
How long til someone snaps and finally stabs this cunt to death

>> No.55059772

>>55059407
Nothing will happen in the usa

>> No.55059782

>>55058016
I don't care enough to not know what the fuck it is, I'm getting it then right? if I'm just going to watch PAPA's chart all day I at least want to feel like I'm doing something right

>> No.55060229

>>55058016
sorry jamie i can't give a shit about clown world

>> No.55061650

Shabbos goy trying to act like he's noble and really cares.

What a jew bowing faggot Dimond is

>> No.55061694

>>55058179
Kek

>> No.55061798

>>55058026
serious question: is there anyone high up who became successful on their own merit? No family/friends/old money connections just pure talent.