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Gamers rise up

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,238.266B, 102P = 21.944B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,276.720B, 106P = 21.478B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

I come here to huff the FUD. It gets my dick HARD.

RYAN I THREW MY LIFE IN THE TRASH BECAUSE YOU MISLED ME DO SOMETHING

TOTAL HEDGIE DEATH. Kill hedgies, Behead hedgies. Roundhouse kick a hedgie into the concrete. Slam dunk a hedgie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bankers. Defecate in a hedgies food. Launch hedgies into the sun. Toss hedgies into active volcanoes. Feed hedgies to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant hedgies. Judo throw hedgies into a wood chipper. Karate chop hedgies in half. Urinate into a hedgies gas tank. Stir fry hedgies in a wok. Report hedgies to the IRS. Light fireworks in a hedgies anus. Trap hedgie in quicksand. Crush hedgies in the trash compactor. Liquefy hedgies in a vat of acid. Dissect hedgies. Exterminate hedgies in the gas chamber. Stomp hedgie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate hedgies in the oven. Lobotomize hedgies. Mandatory abortions for hedgies. Grind hedgie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown hedgies in mayo and hot grease. Vaporize hedgies with a ray gun. Kick old hedgies down the stairs. Feed hedgies to alligators. Slice hedgies with a katana. Sneed hedgies.

>>55049120
mirin the OP image

MOONA
SOONA
IN
MOTHER
FUCKING
JOONA

Check out the main post on reddit for RC's latest tweet. Look at the comments under it and what they are talking about. Now Google "The Laugh Club" and go to the Facebook account of it. Look at the first post. The Laugh Club is a strange name to pick. And you'd think those people on reddit would maybe mention it in the post. Fucking weird shit going on around this. I would post the links but 4chan won't let me post this with them.

>>55049411
lol wtf also checked

>tfw MOASS

why bbbyq still above $0?
why gme still no moass?

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal boys.

>>55049541
>541%
I like those odds

less go!

>55049587

I agree with Ryan Cohen on Twitter. We need to take individual responsibility for our shitty investment decisions and stop blaming our idols for not saving us.

Kinda feels weird today, sorta like...
WAGMI

Gamestop doesn't open until fucking NOON? Even best buy is open by 10. What the fuck Ryan?

>>55049625
'If you take out a loan you pay it back"
Conservatives are such fucking pussy losers. The financial system basically stole our livelihood and turned us all into debt slaves and there they are to wag their fingers and tell you to be a good goy. Way to go BASED BLACK

>>55049120
>>55049126
Thanks, fren.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>>55049648
>'If you take out a loan you pay it back"
What exactly was wrong with this statement?
>holds GME
>he still believes the left wing v. right wing dichotomy
>being a directionbrain(let)
It's a class war. Any other conflict is manufactured to distract from this.

>>55049697
Who owns the loans?
>banks
Who protects and defends the banks?
>conservatives

Next

>>55049648
I hate repooplicans as much as I hate demonrats. Both are traitors to the people. Post moass I will lobby for politics to be abolished.

>>55049388
Checked

>>55049697
>What exactly was wrong with this statement?
Because it does not apply to corporations or rich people. Look at all the companies that got their covid loans forgiven meanwhile they are dragging their feet over student loan forgiveness.

>>55049704
Both are just the puppets of the extremely wealthy to keep the people divided and arguing about every single thing except the ever growing wealth inequality. Although I really can't expect anything different considering that most Americans are raised to be idiot slaves.

>>55049700
>Who protects and defends the banks?
>conservatives
The sad part about this is you think you're actually somewhat intelligent.
>>55049721
>meanwhile they are dragging their feet over student loan forgiveness
>STILL buys into political theater

>>55049625
I'm just going to keep buying.

>>55049411
>>55049433
Please explain? Think I’m missing something

>>55049120
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH

>>55049732
What is this post trying to accomplish anon Pointing out facts is divisive for you?
>filtered

>>55049745
>still thinks only """conservatives""" defend banks
>buys the whole clownshow, hook and sinker because it's what he hears
You also believe that """conservatives""" are """against""" illegal immigration even though they profit off of hiring illegal immigrants because it's cheaper to hire them, right?
Absolute brainlet. I'll refer you again to >>55049697
>It's a class war.
If you still can't understand that, then it's literally not my problem
>filtered
Do you intend on being the poster child for direction-brains everywhere with every post?

Kek dumb baggies!!! This week we dumping on ur asses!

>Reddit turning on RC because he has some lolbert tendencies
What's the play here lads? Are some people NGMI even with the squeeze?

>>55049809

>>55049812
God I hope so. I hope some basedboy loses his millions of dollars just to signal for reddit points. The best point of moass will be when we are finally vindicated and all of the sob stories come out of the woodwork of people who sold too early.

>>55049812
Only Lolberts and those capable of walking alongside someone despite their political leanings are going to make it.
Authoritarians need not apply.

>>55049809
>we

oh i see now.

>>55049832
Imagine when MOASS happens and the price is like $100,000 and someone FOMOs in with their life savings to buy 1 share but then it dips to $90,000 and they sell for a loss. Shit is going to be insane once all of the degenerate retards start piling in.

>>55049879
Haha dude, it will be so crazy.
After the MOASS finally happens, there will be so many people that missed the boat and lost a ton of money by buying the peak. They'll probably all band together and live in an interminable fantasy where the real squeeze is just around the corner lol
What will be even funnier is when they cope by self-righteously claiming to be fighting Wall Street greed while simultaneously being the easiest pump and dump victims in the market and unwitting lemmings for hedge funds Imao
We'll tell them "The squeeze happened in 2023" and they'll continue to insist that THE SQUEEZE HASN'T SQUOZE and SHORTS HAVEN'T CLOSED
It will be so crazy. Those people will be such losers lol

Friendly reminder

>>55049972
GM seetheadel poster

>>55049958

>55049958
You mean that time when the price was on its way to the thousands and then Wall Street felt the need to turn off buying?

>>55049958
This isn't going to happen. Moass will bring destruction to the market. Entire governments will collapse. The federal reserve will be dismantled. There will be no denying that it was the true MOASS. No one will believe that another could ever happen.

>>55049958
this reminds me of the Sherlock Holmes fan club after he fakes his death in the BBC version and they're all like "he's not dead yet he's not dead yet!"
kek

>>55049199
Dangerously based and exceptionally checked.

>55049958
Ahahahahahahah. Yeah the funniest thing is going to the be the people who live in the those threads solely to tell people that the squeeze squoze. They will research every minute detail about a stock they don’t hold and spend every waking minute in those threads and the funniest part will be that they claim to do it for free. Ahahahahahahaha.

>>55049958
DELETE THIS!!!

this girl is up to something
CAPTCHA: 8824S

>>55049238
I am gay and my dick is very small

Le DOT is BLUE

>>55050016
>>55050020
>>55050027
>>55050035
>falling for basic bitch b8
ngmi

>>55049958
At that stage, you'll know that the squeeze has squozzled due to GME holders offering hedgie wives 100k for a blowjob, except they're quintillionaires that sold early and a tredecillion USD now exists 6 months into GME-QE.

WAGSO

Kek dumb fucking baggies!!

>>55049958

>>55050027
Impeccable logic, your brain must be as wrinkly as my laundry

>>55050096
>baggots*
FTFY

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Anyone here hold Gamestop (ticker: GME)?

Secret order
Elitist horde of
Creeping fire
Seizing power
Riders of the lupus hour
Eye on palm
Time is gone
Moonlight drawn
Fly til dawn
Sacrifice to rise beyond
Deep inside the violent calm
Of the coming storm
In blood sworn
To glorify and for life adorn

ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
IN THE TIME BEFORE THE LIGHT

Sers, why is the coin price increasing?

Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.

CAM ON GAME STOCK CAM ON 23 LETS FAKKIN GO

IEP perfectly inversed, WAGMI imminent. Short-niggers obliterated. Icahn may be physically tall but he is mentally and portfolio-wise an utter manlet.

I want to cry but nothing comes out.

It's time for druid sage magicks, frens.

I am financially bored.

> Be Investorplace
> publish picrel hitpiece
> "le ebil short selling"
references vultures picking over the carcasses of PacWest and iChan, but why's GME in there?
> "regulators" looking to ban short selling
Uhmm, sweaty, that would mean they'd need to *close* their positions, not kick the can.
> because 'muh market manipulation'!
No_Shit_Sherlock.mov
> Quick, sell your longs before the ban!
Don't threaten me with a good time, faggot. I'm not as retarded as you look.

>>55050553
I need more mana so I can cast a powerful WAGMI spell

>/biz/gme/,
>I wanna ask you
>to do something
>completely chaotic
>and fucking
>insane
>I wanna ask you for proof
>that /gme/
>is the craziest fucking crowd
>in /biz/
> OR ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE FUCKING PLANET
>are you ready to take the fucking test my frens
>ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THE FUCKING TEST MY FRENS
>well you're about to get your fucking chance
>because this
>is an old song
>sssshhhhhhhhhh
>this song is called...
>TOTAL
>HEDGIE
>DEAAAAAAAAAATH
https://youtu.be/cdTs7Rz-FCU

Bros, I'm thinking we're back!

>>55050583
It's working!

WAATMI

>>55050570
Why would be willing to sell with the banning of shortselling.
I think that these fine lads from MSM and Hedgietown haven't fully grasped which is the ulterior motive and goal of everything that's going on.
Let me illustrate you my dear beloved slimy braings what it is i personally desire, and of course, the only logical conclusion of this saga with a game of hangman.
>J - - -
I'll take U for 1 share of GME.

>>55050592

>>55050505
B-BUT HE NEEDS MONEY TO BUY BBBY (subsequently BBBYQ)

>>55050595
>I'm putting together a team

I will be receiving a check in the mail with my money after moes ass. Is this a retarded idea? I don't trust to wire it to my RBC leaf bank account. Can I just walk into a credit union with my 6 billion dollar check or will I have to talk to my lawyer first? Am retarded.

>>55050752
>Can I just walk into a credit union with my 6 billion dollar check
topkek you should try it

>>55050752
There will be so many autistic millionaires after this. The boomers are finally going to feel the same level of awkwardness we felt all these years. Kek, it’s going to be glorious.

I need more autistic millionaire ideas.
I never expected this outcome for my life.

IT'S POOMPA TIME

>>55050672
Just spitballing that his average short is in the $4-5 range, shorting starting in 2003 onward.

>>55050772
>>55050797
I just might have to try it because I don't know of any other way to get access to my money unless I wire it to my leaf account. I'm going to have to walk in there and be like "Yeah I need some help. I have a big check and I don't know what to do with it. Can you help me setup an account please?"
It's going to be so awkward. I'm going to feel so paranoid and sweaty lol

>>55050797
>>55050810
I say we flood the market with classic cars from Cuba to bring the value on their car collections down. Lol

>55049625
>shitty
why does everything revolve around poo with you people
>idols
kek, sneed, and dilate

>>55050772
I kinda want to do it.

>Back over 23
What's the matter hedgies? Losing control?

>22.99

Why did we pump baggiebros?

>>55050909
>dilute classic car supply and tank the market
>buy up pharma companies and raise the price of elderly meds
>buy out chain restaurants like Applebees and Chilis just to liquidate them and close
>buy clearchannel and shut down all classic rock stations (or have them not play anything pre 1980)

And that’s just the first month. I want boomers to feel hopeless about the future and see everything they know and love turn to ash in their hands.

>>55050797
>>55050810
Start up competing businesses where boomers are and give them healthy competition. For example there’s this boomer in my city that has luxury apts. basically he renovated an old factory into apts and over charges yuppies. I want to buy buildings in cash around his property and undercut him in rent by $500. Greedy cunt.

I'm OOOOing boys, I AM OOOOOOing
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I proclaim this the Summer of Gamestop!

>>55051032
based

>>55051028
They can have cheep meda lol
I don't hate them that much, I hate the ones that hoard all the money and call millennials lazy

>>55051041
stop oooing you bloody basterd ser

I think it's pretty funny when Preddiors explicitly give financial advice and then slap on "not financial advice" as if it means anything. That's like a dude sucking a cock and then seconds after swallowing the load saying "no homo"

boomers man, why are they like this?

My dreams are getting more fucked up and vivid. A 2 dimensional serial killer was living in the walls of an old farmhouse ran by an incestuous redneck family. We were able to utilize 2d space somehow but I don't recall if we caught him. Just digging lots of Graves. Every mattress had a skeleton. Ryan.

>>55051111
Checked. Lead mostly.

スニード ヘジーズ

>>55051098
wait? so that's actually homo?

>>55050505
Pretty interesting. Wonder at what point he’s gonna get margin called. Can’t be much below 30.

>Guys remember when I posted this chart?
I think it's time!

>>55051032
You need to build a political base first. He will cuck you out of your plan with zoning/permit/other legal bullshit. That's how they operate. There re plenty of people who've wanted to do what you want to do beforez the problem is getting past the Thin Boomer Line.

Cam on poompa squad, send it over 24

>>55049958
Do the brokers turn off the buy button in this scenario?

kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

My imaginary internet money has real world value because... BECAUSE IT JUST DOES OK

>>55051164
Cause that would be so crazy!

>>55051028
Based. Let them keep jazz and a bit of Motown and Johnny Cash though. Maybe some disco. This will piss them off even more because those are the genres they thought were old and crusty or that they're embarrassed they were into.

>>55050909
I need stats on the number of Boomer fathers dumping thousands of dollars into classic car restorations and home remodels while their children are struggling to pay for rent and food to throw in their faces when they complain.

>>55051164
>>55051175
It literally doesn’t matter if broker turn off the buy button the only people buying during moass will be shorts or psychotic whales.

So I just bought a 34 inch ultrawide monitor. Where should I mount my old monitor as a seconf monitor? To the right/left of the ultrawide or above it?

Which one is better?

>>55050909
They’re already going down, Zoomers and Millenials alike would rather get JDM cars nowadays

>>55051157
>>55051032
>He will cuck you out of your plan with zoning/permit/other legal bullshit.
Jesus Christ they’re such sore losers. Would they still cuck me if I’m buying a property cash? I’m not building anything. What gets me is that this guy is basically ruining the neighborhood by setting up those apartments. He also wants to convert another factory into apts. I gotta make that cunt sweat somehow.

FROM THESE INDUSTRY FUCKS, TO THESE FAGGOT ASS PUNKS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES, TO GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING DRUNK

>>55051229
Why do you need two monitors? Should’ve bought more GameStop instead

>>55051229
Orient your new monitor 90 degrees and you can read entire threads without scrolling. Keep the old one where it was.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/21/debt-ceiling-yellen-says-hard-choices-will-need-to-be-made-if-debt-ceiling-is-not-raised.html
lol

>>55051123
Witch from mercury is Gundam for groomers and faggots

>>55051041
>green stock summer

CUZ I'M LIKE GOLD, MOTHERFUCKER, THERE'S A PRICE TO PAY, YEAH, I'M LIKE GOD, MOTHERFUCKER, AND IT'S JUDGEMENT DAY

man shit is so cash today ooo

>>55051236
>buy politicians

WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD JUST ABANDON HIS URGE TO GET BIG?

>>55051236
I'm just warning you of what you're up against. I think your goal is virtuous. We need more new and dignified housing, but even more than that, we need to disincentivize housing as a speculative vehicle. Cash flow is fine but it can't be on the assumption that investors will inflate their way out of their bad deals and decisions.

I have 5 GME shares. How much more do I need to make it

>>55051366
buy a banana

>>55051366
>Checked.
You are rich now, so whatever amou t of wealthy you want to be after that.

>>55051288
This gif makes me happy. He looks like he used to be fat and worked his ass off and is now enjoying his new body at the beach.

>UPST and CVNA

How much more blatant can they get

Icahn getting shadowrealmed today, almost -8% now. For a stock that giga-crabbed for 5 years that's a pretty big 1 day move.

>>55051366
Bout 995 more

i knew we’d be up rn this shit is so easy im gonna fucking hold and not sell gme today lol id sell if they let me sell for whatever price i want but they won’t let me enter in that sell price so no selling today lol

Inb4 trade halts

Oooooooooooo

>>55051233
>Checked.
>would rather.
I think they just say that because classics are so far out of reach for regular people

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's good to be green.

>>55051378
Thank you brother.
>>55051385
Another couple couldn't hurt if I need change the world money

SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
$24 imminent!

>>55051366
>>55051499
Nice back to back digits
>>55051422
Checked

GOOD MORNING HEDGIES

AaaaAAAAaAAaaaààæ2šşæÀææĂ2ª5
ITS OVERRRT!!!!!!

Today: WAGMI
Tomorrow: WOOGMI

You heard it here first chaps.

Interesting. I've done many direct orders from CS and not once have I ever had an issue.

>>55051523

>>55051528
can someone with money make a direct purchase for 1 share and report back?

>>55051528

>>55051540
I'm gonna start a transfer in a bit

I'm green :^)

>>55051528
Is this it?

>>55051473
Omg that gif is older than dirt. I remember using this on team xbox forum before the Xbox 360 came out...

>>55051563

Gamers, report in.

>>55051624
a little less glow please

>>55051481
Id love to drive a reproduction of this desu. But only because I think these boomer wagons should be wiped down with a diaper and trailored to car shows instead of driven. Sure I'd have the money to get one in pristine condition and drive it into the ground, but I couldn't consciously do it. That's why I'll stick to fun af Japanese cars, until we convince companies to recreate older cars on demand for the funzies.

>>55051540
His order might have been too big, they could probably do 1, 2 or even 100 shares pretty easily...

I've gone bald from hodling GME. When is MOASS so i can afford to get my hair back

>>55051671
Did you ask God nicely?

>>55051528
>oh no haha my order of 100,000 shares didn't go through
>I only have 100 shares in my account wtf?
hilarious how fast apes clinged on to this grifter

>>55051667
And as far as I know Pulte probably has no problem dropping 6 figs at once, which means he could hit the max $250k annual CS spending limit in one go.

>>55051647
How I the fuck does what I said glow you absolute nigger? I just reminisced about my highschool shit posting... How about you get strapped to a rocket and get sent to Tel Aviv you dumber nigger.

>>55051691
Based

>>55051659
I will build out my 7MGTE A70 Supra to 1000+HP with my GME funds and no one can stop me
Fuck le jz swap

>>55051659
Modern cars are shit, I want my muscle cars to make real noise no5 have built in engine sounds
Not to mention parts are cheap and can be worked on by normal amateur car enthusiasts.
They are very common and still driven in Cuba, so I don't understand why that should effect your conscience.
>As for me I will only enjoy things that are considered antiques classics, and retro.

Why the stock she does rise sirs?

everyone take a breather we are resting for a minute before the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO posting continues

>>55051691
Possibly a chat bot.

This is nice

Stop the stock!!! FUCKKK !! THATS ENOUGH. FOR TODAY!!! MAKE IT STOPPPPP !!!!

+7.80% Its good enough, bros. We won!!! HEY !! WE WON! Lets not keep this this going.

>>55051643

>>55051643
One of the last memories of my mama was her buying me Golden Sun at GameStop. It's my favorite vidya of all time. The GBA was such an interesting piece of kit. Advance Wars getting a reboot makes me hopeful.

Look at this big green bitch.
kek hedgies
kek bankies
RIP USD

>>55051777
Checked

>>55051726
based 7m enjoyer. My first car was an ma71 supra, i will track it down and buy it back post-moass

>>55051671
Kek i've also lost a lot of hair from all the stress. WAGMI bald bros

>>55051755

>>55051773
I dislike pokemon, but this gif makes me kek

FUCKKKKKKKKKK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP IT!!!!!!

>>55051777
Checked. On only 2.27m volume. Tf is happening?

>>55051777
Checked kekkies

>>55049775
what I enjoy most about reading this threads is, that there are other anons who see the world as I do.
Cheers and may your next food be good food.

GET YOUR FINGER OFF THE BUTTON KENNY. WE HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

>>55051481
Nah, everyone agrees that classics are cool, but JDM's a different kind of appeal, kids still want to race, but they'd rather do canyon runs and track days rather than drag races, and it's more of the "in" thing as its widespread appeal makes it easier to make friends with people in the same community even if their builds are shit. Also anime and Japanese things have mainstream acceptance now, so it's easier to seem cool with them

And finally yeah, classics are associated with boomers and aging dads, so I agree with you that they gotta go

Nevermind. Doomp it

>>55051691
>How I the fuck does what I said glow you absolute nigger?
>please let me know how to glow less
>he thinks spouting /pol/ phrases makes him glow less
dumbass

>$26.30 is the next milestone, expect a big jump as soon as Ken quits messing around.

Is it because of Pulte? I dislike this nigga but he may have bought a lot this time

It's over!

>>55050388
>stupid unstablecoin

>>55051841
It's not over, it's monday and the week has just begun

>>55051847
And like that, we're back!

>>55051811
I think it's basically what you said, but distilled further: jdm culture has more emphasis what you DO with the car (twisty mountain roads for showing off performance as a non-racecar, show off aesthetics at meets, etc.) Whereas pretty much all boomer/classic car people seem to care only about how fast they can go in a straight line, and how original/vanilla they can keep their shit.
Which like, I'm not knocking a nice restomod, it's cool to see something as it would have been brand new off the lot in 70 something, but it doesn't really make me think anything other than "huh, that's a clean car."

>>55051841
UUUU

yeah, I'm thinking we're all gonna make it

>>55051841
it has not even started

>>55051888
Checked LFG

>>55051811
Checked. I agree I like JDM too but I still want the classics.

Also I don't really want to drag race it's just that authentic classic American muscle is just my thing over Tokyo drift.

>>55051888
checked, fuck him

will we hit 24 today?

>>55051917
>forgot "the classics"
Nissan Skyline R34 GT-R. The 90s was truly the decade of the Skyline GT-R. ...
Toyota Supra A80 (Mk4) ...
Mazda RX-7 FD. ...
Honda NSX. ...
Toyota Celica GT-Four ST205. ...
Honda Civic EK9. ...
Nissan Fairlady Z32 (Twin Turbo) ...
Nissan Pulsar GTI-R (N14)

>volume

>>55051267
best option

insider here things havent even started yet just wait for 1:45 P.S. check the volume at 2

>>55051930
Percolating.

>>55051928
Gettin' myself a Toyota Corolla E110 3-door post MOASS

>>55051268
>stock market crash 45%
are they sure it isn't 47.34%?

>>55051944
>CHECKED

>>55051928
>le fasten furious bubblecars
idgaf about performance, literally half your list is peak aesthetic a gen or two earlier (and often still going into the 90s):
>Z31 >> Z32
>R32 >>>> R33 and R34
>A70 >>>> MUH 2J A80
>FC >> FD
Also missing the Station, GTO/3000GT (unneutered early version)
Wedge/doorstop cars are GOATed period

GME climbs and SPY crabs. You love to see it!

>>55051917
>>55051865
Both respectable takes, the beauty of it is that we will all be able to make our visions into reality post-MOASS
Whether it’s soon or just a little bit longer, WAGMI car bros

>up almost 10%
GME, calm down buddy.

>>55051819
Bro you have fucking bugs in your brain.

>>55051996
Starion*

It is not enough to WAGMI, hedgies must also NGMI.

>>55051777
>kek hedgies
>kek bankies
>RIP USD
yeah, I'm gonna check that.
checked

good plan or nah, imidiately buy a fuck tone of gold post moass to stop my munmuns from becoming instantly worthless

>>55051999
yeah I'll check that

>>55052010
>bugs
nanomachines, son

Cmon $24

Still Holding.

MOONIE??

This is it bros. The time for vindication is NOW.

>>55051959
For me it's the AW11 MR2 with a 20 valve swap.

HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA

wen $42

>>55051944
>insider here things havent even started yet just wait for 1:45 P.S. check the volume at 2

insider with 4pbtid:
3 of them:
"i knew we’d be up rn this shit is so easy im gonna fucking hold and not sell gme today lol id sell if they let me sell for whatever price i want but they won’t let me enter in that sell price so no selling today lol"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"everyone take a breather we are resting for a minute before the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO posting continues"

I think i found the elliot wave guy idiot

if you are elliot wave dumbass i want you to know that you are an idiot and fuck you

CAM ON GAME STOCK CAM ON 25 LETS FAKKIN GO CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON

It's time.

24!!!
let the Oooooos begin

anon ask yourself if every other poster here is behaving one hundred percent super serious right now or if it’s just you
>wall street is losing to people like this

>>55052055
I will check these but re-calibrate your IFF !

>>55052111

i dont understand why it's not stopping what the fuck, is this fucking real?

>>55052111
>1:01
>111
shiiieeeet

>>55051777
>>55051888
>>55051999
>The digits are acOOOmulating
>+10%
>Shills dead silent
Guys I am starting to have feelings again, you guys remember feelings right?

>>55052145
never felt anything after 2021

>>55051923
guess we diddkm8n

>>55052145
AWWW SHIT NIGGA CHECKEM AWFUCK is HAPPENININGNGGG

shillbros.. where is your algo god now?

>>55052145
Wagmi chan

>>55052145
>>55052162
Forgot this guy
>>55051111

I'm phone posting so I can't do a proper numbers check and missed all the doubles, anyone want to do a thread check because it just feels different.

Doubles and we will hit 25, 12 minutes after we hit 24

guys I think it's starting

>>55051865
I'm going to get a 1969 Dodge Daytona in mint condition at auction, rip the entire suspension and drivetrain and interior out and rebuild it inside a reproduction shell so I have essentially the same car with different body panels, and then use the original body panels and frame as the chassis for a modernized daily driver with track worthy handling and a roll cage and a modern engine specifically and solely to troll the unholy fuck out of all living boomers. I will drive it fucking everywhere, it will get rock chips in the paint and live a good hard life like it was fucking supposed to, I will take it to car shows and do huge burnouts until the modern tires explode and make boomers seethe even harder when I tell them I put reinforced wheel tubs in it for that exact purpose before putting another pair of modern tires on it and driving it home with a fucking truck on a trailer behind it just as a mindfuck, and it will have a banging sound system and modern a/c and extra comfy leather seats inside of it. I will do all of this because I think it's a fucking travesty to just buy something beautiful and keep it locked in a showroom to look at, and while it will look old on the outside it will be as latest and greatest as it can possibly be under the hood and panels. I will take it to half and full mile top speed races and get that big motherfucker over 200mph like it was good and damn well meant to be while blasting led zeppelin with my woman in the passenger seat, and I will out-boomer all of the boomers with my millennial ass and teach zoomers what being based actually means taking it to autocross events and beating the fuck out of miatas no matter how much money it costs or training and practice it takes. I will slide that big fat bitch through corners at formula drift events banging off the rev limiter and teach those fucking yuppies what "big wang gang" actually means.

That's what the fuck I'm gonna do.

>>55052220
Im a simple man

i hope pulte takes credit for this lmao

>>55052214
>Today is the beginning of the end for hedgies

>>55052175
Their "god" is DEAD, and we killed it.

BBBYQ is pumping.

>>55052229
give me my tendies and i dont care if he does

>>55052119
everything is Foe

No…no this can’t be happening. GAMESTOP of all things..is… scoring fackin goals?

>>55052220
This was robbed of the digits it deserves. God speed anon, I think I will screencap this and do the same, maybe we will meet someday in our classics doing burnouts in front of boomers, lock eyes and just know.
>WAGMI

>look at SPY
>it's flat
I thought we were following SPY bros?

I guess 24 was a little too scary for the hedge cunts

>>55052281
We're climbing out of the top of the crab channel.

>>55052281
This is just the OOOO breather like when it was $22.93 and dropped to $22.76, then kept going. Have faith Pulte is putting in orders as we type

RRP 2,275.311

PARTICIPANTS 105

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

we finally squoze fellow ba-, I mean, apes!
let's sell!!!

GME up almost 8%. No answer on Google News. Qrd?

>>55051268
crashing
the market
with no
survivors

>>55052327
aww yes! Now is the time for chicken fingers. That means profits as we all know, haha!

>>55052331
Pulte initiated a DRS purchase from CS and they emailed him that there were issues with processing the order. There are likely not enough shares for purchase at these prices and the desperate scramble to secure the real deal may well be unfolding before our very eyes soon.

>>55052353
Anyone with over a thousand DRS BOOK shares should feel insanely comfy right now.

t. 1500

>>55052360

>>55052353
>They can't find enough
>Have to admit that's the case
>Pulte immediately drops a lawsuit for things being fucking retarded and them not being able to locate his shares
>He gets the lawfare money
>We get the Squeeze
>Everyone wins
Imagine

>>55052379
>Pulte was our savior all along

Im going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

Can someone explain to me why shorts don't have an expiration date?

>>55052423
$25 per share in 2 hours

>>55052423
bunny gf

>>55052423

[TICKET TO RIDE]

>>55052423
Lemme get uhhhh
[B]oneless pizza
And a 2 liter of coke

>>55052353

Could it be the $25k max purchase limit that computershare implements?

>>55052423
Kiss my ass, Ryan

>>55052423
A 2 liter of diet cola

>>55052353
Never thought pulte would be the catalyst

reflecting on pulte's tweet, is it safe to say this week has been big so far? I personally think it could be bigger

>>55052506
Calm down, Anon. It's only Monday.

>>55052506
>could be
Will be. This is the second to last week of our lives where we'll be poor.

>>55052527
You're saying it is, in fact,
>TWO MORE WEEKS
?

ok, they got it under control. everybody move on. +7.34% is pretty good

WAGMI friendies with soon to be tendies!

>>55052423

>>55052353
P was the CataPulte all along.

Big things are upon us anons

Fcking car-faggots

Don't even touch my 70's challenger R/T and I will not touch yours.

>>55052353
About time there was some tweet warfare

>>55052492
He was always kind of a mystery, but my personal tinfoil is that enough people who work in the upper echelons of corporate America are fed up and tired of naked-short sellers who have no doubt burned enough people that their schemes are basically well known by insiders and a coordinated effort to destroy them is well under way. Imagine being a dedicated employee to the operational side of a business with a substantial portion of your compensation coming in the form of stock and option only to have Citadel's fat ass come and sit on your chest as he attempts to suffocate you. How many times does BCG sabotage a company only for those employees to catch wind of what god-awful advice they give you to get your comnpany into a death spiral before you start complaining to basically everyone. Your CEO, the board of directors, the SEC, the FBI, etc. The word would get out there that you don't want stock in certain companies because short sellers would attempt to steal your investment from you. These may seem like innocuous concerns to plebs like us, but I have no doubt that enough people are fed up that they would LOVE to deliver a kill-shot to Citadel. They gave Citadel the rope and they stuck their head in the noose and now they are getting pulled up by their necks into the air. And justly so.

>>55052546
The chart looks like hedgie FEAR.

>>55052411
No, we are inevitable. Pulte is piggy backing on us. It's fine I hope the media blames him for destroying the market. It'll be funny.

>>55052598
dont knock it mang
y-you just dont understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrLMLFE5Eec

>>55052613
He was finally given the go-ahead by his legal team.

>>55052373
Her tum and bum both make me say "yum".
Also, WAGMI.

>>55052492
He says the right things but I still think there’s a chance he’s an operative from the glow agencies. They couldn’t flip RC or DFV to their side and need a figurehead retail trusts to implore them to sell at low four digits once MOASS starts.
Or I could be wrong and he’s just a decent dude who wants to help people.

>>55052456
The artist should add "Jesus according to the gnostic gospels" and he's like Eren Yeager but wearing sunglasses and a skull t-shirt

if you dont bake a new thread in the next minute someone else bake dont you fucking not bake when i want to ooooooooooooooooooo baker not baking is making gme stop pumping it's baker's fault

I am financially erect

Why are we up?

>>55052685
year of the rabbit bros...

>>55049120
test

>>55052740
We're following TUP

Kek, baker is passed out on the sofa covered n cheeto dust.

Maybe all it took was a whale putting in a huge CS order to kick this thing off. The algo is slowly letting the price rise hoping that will be good enough and people will start selling. Too bad the autists are holding for infinity.

>>55052700
Checked. The family history did it for me. Imagine being publicly tried in court for elder abuse of your own grandfather that you ran a company with by the vulturous c suite from outside while they try and banish you from said company of your family name/creation. Dude has a dopey middle American face but he’s absolutely on a righteous war path. That or truly a better glow op than Shakespeare.

>>55052740
Historically, we see huge gains in the last week of May, for some reason. I suspect it's someone rebalancing their assets.

>>55052685
>>55052731

>>55052769
>>55052769
>>55052769
Threaded.

>>55051775
Nice memory fren.

>>55052756
I'm not even gonna think about selling until this baby hits $23.90

>>55052685
I wanna FUCK that rabbit

>>55049411
what post are you talking about on their facebook account?