/biz/ - Business & Finance

When you lose all your money tomorrow, remember that the farty pony whisperer warned you about it.

Bro's get some MONI bright and early. At the open. She's ready to go

t. Penny Jesus

TGAutist has an update. It's..not good.

https://twitter.com/Johncomiskey77/status/1660485358902038535

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>55047405
I would love to sit down there and forgot my troubles. Then go upstairs to a nice, quaint room for the night.

On topic, I think QQQ is the move tomorrow.

>>55047429
>crypto shit

yikes brah, kys

it's time to get more bearish
>>55047442
yeah, the move down

>>55047445
GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

the more futures pump the lower volume gets, bearish

>>55047480
not gonna do much beyond this little range until premarket probably

CNN doing god's work

summed up my YTD trades, apparently I'm better at shorting than long

how do i profit from this?

>>55047589
Elon is controlled opposition.
Anyway is a default good for UNG?

>>55047442
please no
I bought SQQQ at close on Friday

>>55047594
Pimp on, shorty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T86-lkbcHhM

>>55047423
What does that shit mean?

>>55047589
Funny how every single time he gets called out for shady shit, immediately certain people jump in to defend him. you literally can't criticize soros.

>>55047632
Someone trying to sell their secret trading course/discord group for the low price of $300 and uses fancy acronyms to fool idiots on the internet

>>55047632
As we know, the Federal government isn't running out of money at some predictable, linear rate. Different things are paid on different days, tax revenue is unpredictable, etc.

Yellen's "I can only guarantee payments up to June 1st" is political posturing since, despite being a witch, she does not know the future. However through the magic of autistically piecing together dozens of payments, forecasting tax revenue for this year vs last, looking at treasury bill dates, etc, you can get a pretty good idea of when exactly we'd run out of money.

Now, instead of likely making it to the end of July, we're actually possibly defaulting June 9th.

>>55047644
I assume cnn is paid off, and that he is like gates in that he spreads his money everywhere to buy influence

>>55047659
well fuck.

Default it is. Now I want to see what would really happen world wide if it happens.

>>55047648
Nope, you can read his shit for free here: https://johncomiskey.substack.com/p/updated-x-date-analysis

And why on Earth, in the year of our lord 2023, do you not know what "TGA" stands for?

>>55047675
stop acting like you're smart because you learned an acronym on some random fuckwit on twitter, you have no financial positions from whatever trash you are posting right now, I can guarantee it

>>55047648
>>55047681
>seething this hard

>>55047681
Nigga, we have been shitposting about TGA balances and net fed liquidity for the past three quarters. Did you just stumble in from reddit or something?

>>55047675
Total Gaseous Activity, duh

>futures

MAGAchud gay bears about to get HEEMED today by the Biden Bull.
BELIEVE IT

>The Fed: Fed’s Kashkari says he’s open to a pause in rate hikes in June

pause for 1year=>bullish

>>55047727
Wrong. The crab is BACK.

Bullish on MCD

>Commodities shitting the bed yet again
I dunno man, I'd say highly bullish for tech and semis because of lower costs right?
Btw, I am looking forward to NVDA going to 400 by the end of this week and seeing all the red wojaks from people trying to short the stock of the decade

>>55047775
that quote is incredible

Anyone else genuinely flabbergasted that people are unironically freaking out about the debt ceiling/a government default? This must be the 10th time in my life so far this has happened, it's just so clearly political nonsense that always works out "at the last minute" to milk it for as long as possible.

>>55047775
sugoi macadonaru givea me da bwc!

>>55047778
>I dunno man, I'd say highly bullish for tech and semis because of lower costs right?
As long as you're not Micron.

>>55047601
>market pee pees and poo poos for a week straight
>that's where you decide to buy a leveraged short ETF

>>55047778
tech and semis are not materially intensive industries. for reference, every atom of silicon used to make every chip in the last 30 years or so has come from a single sand mine in north carolina
the reason things have pumped hard is because of market manipulation for a gamma squeeze, and the reason they haven't dropped as hard has been central bank liquidity injections which have finally dropped somewhat on friday.

>>55047775
It's freaky how tall they are nowadays. Every single transfer student from Asia that I've seen in the past two years is over 1.8m, and some are over 1.9m. Literally what happened?

>>55047827
>tech and semis are not materially intensive industries
Sorry m8, I was trying to be sarcastic with that image. Everyone should by now be aware that semis ain't exactly material intensive.
The injections literally erased 6 months of QT effort, good fuckin job... all because one bank shat the bed

>>55047829
They learned to eat cows instead of making them pets and pampering them.

>commodities
Am I going to get my hands on cheap bullion and OXY?

What direction are we tomorrow boys

>>55048029
In

Bonds up
DXY* down

OL's still hot

Future bros where are your memes?

>>55048029
If you're in Europe, you need to ask? DAX only goes in one direction

>futures

>>55048059
>futes

>>55047824
buy more*

>>55048096
>not a foot fetish
not needed

>futures

when debt ceiling dump

>>55048143
Never. Not for that reason. You might get a sell the news on whatever jewish trick they decide on to dodge it. They're not going to default.

>>55048143
They will default next week and it will collapse everything.

>>55048167
Correct. It seems like this happens every few years and in the end it's just a bunch of kike puppets playing games for the political points.

>>55047419
What is this a converging megaphone?

>>55048171
What's your strategy for the Big Collapse (tm) in two more weeks anon? Bitcoin, Gold, Foreign currency, land/houses,... ?

If the gov defaults can I default on taxes?

>>55048195
For me, it's seven metric tons of Double Bubble™ brand bubblegum. Tangible, nonperishable, fungible. In this day and age there is no better investment. When the collapse hits I will live like a god built upon an empire of bubblegum, which will be the new world currency, as it's the most financially stable asset available.

>>55048199
Yes, it says so in the Emancipation Proclamation.

Any micron investors here that are about to get slaughtered?

>>55047928
Uhh I think you're confusing two minority groups. Which minority are you talking about?

>>55048186
yes
>>55048199
:D

>>55048216
I will take your advice and will post update pics of my gf panicking and screaming when the truckloads of bubble gum start rolling in, displacing furniture.
Thanks anon!

>>55048096
Women are disgusting. She needs islam.

>>55048234
China news is bullish

Does the US treasury really only have 60k left? Buck broken.

>>55048245
What are you checking, anon?

>>55048282
$1 for each broken buck. Christ I wish they all granted 5 billions just to see the outcome

>>55047778
> doesn’t know what sector rotation is
Wait for the rug rookie

>>55048250
>micron loses 15% of its revenue over night and possibly much more

T-t-that’s b-bullish bro!!!

Yeah I’m thinking we have reached peak mumu delusion

Oilbros... we're back!

>>55048282
47 million left.

Check out THMO. 52 week low, extemely low float, oversold. Ride it back up to 1.95. Free money

>>55048285
>What are you checking, anon?
Nothing, it turns out. Kek is not on my side and I will refrain from trading today

>>55048354
>Diluted EPS (ttm) -18.8900

>>55048357
Good idea, fellow anonymous poster.

>>55047445
I'M IN YOUR AREA

>>55048502
SYSTEM, SYSTEM BLOWER. SYSTEM, BLOWER.

German april exports -5,7% after -3,4% in march and this motherfucker is not dyng. Never gonna trust macro ever again

>>55047829
the chinese ones are all on growth hormones, dunno about the gooks or the japs

>>55048533
bullish for DAX

Wednesday FOMC minutes, will this finally kill the market when they realize that they actually are committed to HOLDING the rates higher, until inflation drops to 2% for CONSECUTIVE MONTHS aka in a sustainable manner.

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>55048633
priced in

>>55048673
Yeah, as well as the default and the non-default.

>>55048346
its only down 5%
it'll be slurped
EVERYTHING
is bullish

>>55047672
Burgerland loses more face globally, equities take an enormous, historical shit around the globe and americans learn what paying denbts feels like.

MU will close green. Sorry bobo but earnings don't matter anymore. Infinite multiples expansion is now possible thanks to AI

>>55048766
But if it's infinite, doesn't it become worthless?

>>55048778
No, stocks will keep rising endlessly regardless of earnings. Bad earnings actually accelerate it because when the dip gets bought it gives investors confidence to bid it higher. Earnings don't matter

market is so dead

>>55048790
Sounds reasonable, I hope you have enough funds to buy as much as possible to be rich soon.

>After all, in the world of investing, there continues to be a scarcity of female leaders and people of color.
Why are we like this frens?

>>55048823
It is reasonable. If something weird happens and stocks start to go down the Fed will just inject a couple hundred billion into the market to push it back up. Rates don't matter anymore either. The 10 year could go to 10% and it wouldn't matter at all because the Fed will just expand BTFP and give out loans to everyone

ES touches the vwap, instantly moons.

Zero amplitude.it's marketmaker market right now

>>55048858
Then buy, or are you trying to make me buy too?

ayy lmao, Indians right back to scamming with Adani.

>buy the top
>literally crabbing at that same top for 3 days straight
>if I sell I lose money on the transaction costs
>missing out on great opportunities
I'm so mad I can't even
If I sell the price will rise I just know and then I'll buy in again and then it will just crab again
WHYYY

>>55048936
Sell covered calls against your holdings.

>>55048936
If you struggling with holding stock for 3 days, you shouldn’t be in the game

Fuckin robusta coffee, cocoa, sugar, food inflation is going to fuckin explode, seriously, this is absolutely not under control anymore.

Actually had the impression cocoa is something like a a recession hedge. From november 2022 onwards it pumped almost similar to Gold. Chocolate will be eaten in a recession, if not more. Yes there is a problem with the crop, but c'mon that is pumping way too hard atm.

We gonna be eating good, this week, bull sisters.

>>55049029
>2007
lol that just makes it more convincing that a crash is around the corner

>>55047405
/Smg/, your time has come.
I'm investing $5 for a Webull promotion. Tell me what to buy. Preferably something I can spend nearly the whole five on.

-Hiroshima= nuclear explosion marking a huge turning point in history
-Biden is in Hiroshima right now with the decision which will trigger the financial armageddon

just read the signs, it's all written guys

>>55049071
BRK:A

Or GPRO.

>>55049042
bull-trap first

>Interactive Brokers won't let me buy leveraged ETFs
>Can't find an option to enable LETF trading permissions on my account
What financial profile do I need to enter to get these fucking permissions?

Never had an issue with LETFs on Trading212

>>55049139
Two very solid suggestions. GPRO is going to be my default if no one else steps up. I would have just used this opportunity to add another share to my BB position, but they seem to have been memed out of my current price range.

>>55047829
Only rich people come over
Being tall helps you become rich

this default is the slowest car wreck ever

>>55049160
i had that same issue, i think i just submitted a ticket and asked them i wanted permission for 2x 3x etc.

Red Monday, Green rest of the week after the budget deal comes through.

>>55048852
Evil racist white finance bros like me manipulate the market by buying puts anytime we sense that a female of color takes a long position.

Another work week starts. Oh well. One week closer to retirement. Another week closer to my pending July salary hike. Got my latest credit card statement in the mail over the weekend. $3,300 balance. They want me to pay just $100. Am I worried? Fuck no. I was planing to toss $200 at it anyway. The urge to bag more VZ grows stronger though. I've got odd number of shares. 4 more would give me an even number. Could let drip do the work but what fun would that be?

>>55049071
Fuck WeBull.
If you invest $50 in fidelity they give you $100 straight up fr fr no cap

>>55049272
Red Money, Dead market after the budget deal comes through

>>55049160
If I remember correctly one of your investment goals must be set to growth.

I have consulted with the 9 councils of Mongolia & my spherical orb tells me it will be a green week

>>55049301
Wtf I didn't get shit when I signed up for TD Ameritrade...

>>55049325
Yeah use Code Fidelity100 while signing up on their website.
It has to be the site, not the app.
Also it takes 2 weeks for the $100 to show up

>brics currency comes out this year
>saudi arabia trading oil in the yuan
>brazil and china trading with their own currencies
>india letting other nations hold rupees
>ASEAN nations completely abandoning the dollar
biden is actually fucking everything up

>>55049301
I shall have to look into that. I might even switch to them as my main broker. Looking to transition out of Schwab.

>>55049336
It doesn't matter, US economy will be okay.
Fed keeps raising interest rates to keep the dollar strong, as long as you're not a consoooooomer maxing out credit cards & loans you'll be okay

>>55049336
How would any president be able to stop this? It was a matter of time til these countries will "revolt". You cannot stop it and if you do, the resentment will only grow further leading to harsher reactions.

Getting ready for the pride parades this summer. Few know what this means.

>>55049363
our ability to offshore inflation will get much harder
>>55049366
his foreign policy is directly related to the middle east moving away from the petrodollar. He sent his diplomat to opec and told them to embrace european price caps or shut the fuck up. And we basically CIA-ed the brazilian president in and now he's comfy with china. The old dude was a trump supporter

>>55049366
Saudi Arabia would've never done this with Trump.
The other nations are irrelevant

>>55049331
Might as well... not like the market is gonna go up soon anyway

>>55049384
They aren't irrelevant when it comes to commodities, idiot.
Why do you think Coffee exploded, why do you think Cocoa explodes, why do you think cotton was exploding, why do you think SOI exploded and WHEAT and CORN exploded and with it Cattle?

>>55049379
Every country wants to become independent of the US, becomes most actually dislike you for your international policies. You might think of yourself as the all-loved people, but that's not the case. This applies only to western fags in western europe (France, Belgium; Germany)

>>55049399
If you don't have a roth IRA I recommend making one with fidelity.
You'll get the $100, then another $100 as tax credit.
$200 for free.

>>55049413
*because

Daily reminder that we are in a bubble, even further disconnected from reality than previous all time highs

>>55049413
I don't buy foreign garbage. Sorry kid.
American food
American clothes
American nigger picked cotton
Japanese cars that were made in america

>>55049423
Reminder: You are buying stocks when the ratio looks like this
Reminder: You are buying stocks at the (second) top of the bubble
Reminder: the consumer is kill - AI will not save you from the dead consumer
Reminder: the AI bubble will pop, too.

>>55049427
>japanese cars that were made in america
kek

Your coffee certainly is american, as well as your chocolate.

The copper in your PC and phone is from Hudbay or Freeport?

Imagine thinking any other country besides the US is even relevant.

>>55049423
>>55049439
Reminder: You are a sheep being brought to the slaughter

ES has been ranging inside 7 points lol

Athex composite up 6.76%

BOIL is doing the pullback as expected
but
how low
shall it go?
i am acoomoolating at various levels along the way
with heavier injections the lower it dips
from here (present 3.58 down from 3.70 fri close)

pump it higher

>>55049481
Thought about buying Mytileneos back in 2022, but I didn't because the spread on my broker was so shitty. Same with Imerys. Both the largest EU alumina companies operating in greece, as well as other stone bullshit (bentonite and what not). They pumped hard after EU expanding the list of critical commodities.

>futures
so default news is unironically bullish after all

>>55049525
we are working on nothing ever happens philosophy until something happens, and even then nothing ever happens

looks like crab shit

>Zim was down 9%
>Zim down 1,5% for less than half a second
>Zim down 8,5%
What the hell caused that pump from 9% to 1,5% for less than half a second, just so that the stock can shit itself again? Did someone liquidate their shorts doing premarket trading? Or is the chart bugged? Wtf, I don't get this shit anymore.

>>55049486
3-3.15

>>55049552
you need to get yourself some L2 quotes friend, you should be looking at the order book and the flow of orders
the tick up to -1.5% was just the 8:00 orders "market is now open" orders coming through
they don't mean anything when it's 5 shares exchanging hands, 100 shares trading
at 8:00 EST you will see this across all charts, previous orders placed now being filled as the market 'soft opens'

>>55049552
Please don't tell me you seriously bought ZIM, knowing their earnings were about to disappear?
I'm sorry if you fell for the shill spamming that shit last month based on "huge divvy", but holy shit. lmao.

If you people don't buy ZION & Pacific western bank while they're low then you're retarded

>>55049336
>ASEAN nations completely abandoning the dollar
It's retarded that they weren't using their own currencies to trade amongst themselves all along. Boomers in charge finally figured out it's not 1946 any more.

>>55049594
>Please don't tell me you seriously bought ZIM
I didn't THOUGH.
I wanted to short it, but "analysts" said it might not drop that much, so I didn't even short it, because I'm a retard.
I'm just curious what causes such a move to the other direction for less than half a second, only so that I can continue from where it was supposed to go.

>>55049590
thanks lad.

Japanese stocks pumping like crazy. Are they now jumping on the inflation train?

>futes

>futures

NG finna dump today

SIGA bros, im up.

>>55049677
Actually good futures comb

>>55049679
the mild weather has come to claim the land.

NOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE GOING TO DEFAULT WHY IS IT GREEN

>>55049420
>IRA
My dad is a 72 year old millionaire with copd so I don't need one (I still match my 401k because it's a fucking insane 3x match)

>10yr yield 3.7%

Finally EU is NOT moving with US, ffs

>REMINDER
We are not any closer to a debt ceiling deal, but we are closer to the deadline. This is like when your bought options, but the price of the underlying didn't change as time passed, so your lose money. Very bearish.

>>55049713
Bullish, higher yields mean more confidence in the economy. Profits will explode from AI, it's possible stocks never have a deep red day for years

>>55049558
i see that as very highly possible
and the 3.20s at least somewhat likely
but with this shit there is really no telling

how do I fix lower back pain and l-r muscular imbalances?
need a super effective exercise

>>55049737
This is one of those situations where they regularly submit their homework at 11:59 pm on the day of the deadline.
No one cares unless they actually forget to submit.

>>55049737
Default is ridiculously bullish. The dollar would lose strength therefore boosting international companies like MSFT and AAPL. And since they make up most of the indices, that means line goes up

Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.
>Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.
>Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.
>Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.
>Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.
>Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.

>>55049737
b-but news media is telling everybody that retail is bearish so it is impossible for the market to go down.
both large hedge funds and institutions are only looking at retail and then decide their next move everybody knows this

I'm going to short DIS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKlQu_p97KI

>>55049772
>Awkwafina

>Fed’s Bullard: Fed Will Have To Go Higher On Policy Rate, Perhaps 50Bps More Hiking This Year
- Expecting Two More Rate Hikes This Year

HIGHER
FOR
LONGER

>>55049749
>lower back pain
Walking barefoot and training your abs is the best. Barefoot trains muscles normally not trained with shoes and abs help support your body weight instead of your backs
>imbalance
Not sure, stretching and fixing your walk barefoot will be very important

>>55049764
Bullish, higher inflation means higher profits. Higher rates don't matter because companies raised money in 2020/2021 when rates were low

>>55049764
bullish for NVDA. higher rates mean AI is replacing all jobs in two weeks

>>55049756
It's not like that at all. This is about the passage of time. As we get closer to the deadline there is more passage of time. More people start to care. Like we knew this could be a problem in January, nobody cared, then there was some passage of time, and in February maybe 5% of people started to care. Then with more passage of time some people and then more people start to care, until there is a total amount of passage of time and you get a default. Then after the passage of time and a default happens you're still going to have people that don't care, but it's only going to be a small minority of the whole, like back in January.

>>55049799
Good point mumu bro I didn't think of that. There really is not a single bearish argument left

>>55049423
>>55049439
>>55049453
Reminder: We are in an AI bubble

>>55049807
Both a default a debt ceiling raise are bullish for stocks, so why should anyone care?

>>55049807
It's a binary event. Either they solve it, or they don't.
Odds are they solve it.

>>55049827
>>55049820
>>55049791
>>55049807

Actually worse than Baggie

>>55049829
I'm saying the odds of them not solving it will get higher the closer we get to the deadline retard. The forces driving the market are under a caution, and they got the fucking safety car out there. This isn't the time to just fucking go.

>Fed's Bullard: Households are still flush and that we will continue to support consumer spending.

lol gotta print some more checks

wooho
BOIL continues to drop

>>55049856
You're not wrong, but that's not how the market perceives it.
It may not make sense, but none of this will be priced in until suddenly one day it is, after the deadline has passed.

>>55049789
already doig the barefoot thing for years
gonna do some pushups then and see what happens, thx
also debating getting a walking pad + standing desk

>>55049881
Planks are top tier, no stress on your lower back and your abs support a majority of your body weight, good luck lower back pain is fucked up

WHEN WILL EUROPE COLLAPSE MY SHORTS CANNOT HOLD MUCH LONGER AAAHHHH

>OIL
>I
>L

>mainstream news agencies are now shilling a space race between America and China

Alright so is the psuedo-competition a poor attempt to prevent the inevitable? Or will people buy into it and start a new bull run?

>>55049925
For a week now I'm getting paid on my DAX shorts, lol (CMC). Also got shorts on IG, but it's so bugged, I think it's a slight positive.

>>55049789
>Barefoot trains muscles normally not trained with shoes
what? how does this make sense

>>55049963
>>55049963
Not sure what anon means, but barefoot is certainly better than shoes with heels (in general, although I know you can't walk around barefoot). Heels cause you either go to have anteriot pelvic tilt (most case women) or posterior pelvic tilt (most times men, which is why men often have rounded shoulders).

>>55049963
Holy shit a real life retard

>>55049978
>you can't walk around barefoot
The fuck? I walk around barefoot all the time. I remember one time when I was drunk at the casino, and a floor host made me go to the gift shop and buy flip flops.

How did you guys not buy BOIL sub 3 dollars

>>55050013
Much easier to just keep holding my short forever.

Looks like I'm probably slurping more SOXL today.

>>55047405
>sunday drinks edition
It's monday buddy

>>55049838
Please provide one legitimate bearish argument and I'll reconsider my opinion
Invalid options:
>higher for longer
doesn't matter
>weak earnings
doesn't matter, AI is here
>weak outlook
doesn't matter, AI is here
>everything is expensive
doesn't matter, Americans love debt
>debt ceiling
all outcomes are bullish
>inflation resurgence
bullish because it means higher profits
>deflation
bullish because rates to zero

What do you start your playlist with today SMG frens ?

>>55050063
https://youtu.be/ceGuYDGwPfM

predict today's market open

>>55050064
Population decline

Why can't zoomers hold a position longer than 2 weeks

>>55050086
I predict 14:30:00 GMT precisely

>>55050087
extremely bullish. nobody wants to be poor, line always goes up. we are completely detached from reality and physics. this is the eternal bull run.

>>55050087
>Population decline
You wrote this once before, population decline doesn't matter because AI is here and will fill empty jobs

Oh shit,what do i buy?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WTFWT

>>55050101
Let me know when that AI starts doing manual labor.

>>55050086
Slight dip on the open and then up for the rest of the day. MU ends the day green

>>55049980
tell me what muscle do you train when walking around barefoot instead of shoes?
and no, a thicker skin is not a muscle faggot

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>55050109
>08:29:59

>>55050109

>>55047644
And literally nobody likes George soros liberals don't even defend him. It's just gigakikes like CNN

>>55050112
>Let me know when that AI starts doing manual labor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e1_QhJ1EhQ
It's over bobo, just accept this is the golden bull run

I'm going to go for a run at the nature trails, don't need to trade this am. Got a late start. I feel a heem coming on if I sit down without doing my premarket routine

>>55050109

>>55050134
>literally nobody likes George soros
Why not? he's not even a bad guy honestly
Got some nice books even

>>55050135
Unprofitable. It will never scale.

>>55050097
I...I was right, I MADE AN ACCURATE ECONOMIC PREDICTION FRENS HOLY SHIT

See you later virgins

Hello I lost 80k on regional banks and now my net worth is only 100k. How do I make the money I lost back by next month?

>>55050086
It's gonna dump

>>55050064
>55050064
I'm not here to convince you. You're the one trying to convince me and I don't care either. Just buy

>>55050153
>Unprofitable. It will never scale.
Doesn't matter, all that matters is that the stock market believes it will someday be profitable. If it's profitable in 2040 then we moon everyday until 2040

>>55050156
Suck 80k dicks for $10 each.

>>55050102
I am 5/5 on shorts this earnings. Finna make it 6/6 with Zoom.

>>55050156
suck 8000 dicks for $10 each

>>55050156
Buy SPY puts

>>55050162
>Just buy
Yes

>>55050154
Objectively you were wrong. The gong rang loudly at 14:29:59 GMT to announce the opening of the markets.
I witnessed it right here, in this very thread.

Anyway, how did we break the wedge?

>>55050156
>regional banks
Which ones?

Only down 20k, ummm bros?

Reminder that the market is manipulated: the FED guy said rates will increase twice this year and yet it pumps

>tfw I gotta 10x my returns this month to afford a taylor swift concert ticket

>>55050196
>and yet it pumps
You had one year to buy,bobo

>>55050196
1. rate hikes are bullish because it means the economy is strong
2. rate hikes don't matter because the only companies that matter raised money at low rates in 2020/2021

Why is Costco doing so well over the past few years?

>>55050207
People grocerymaxxxing. Also, the hotdog being deflationary.

MU is gonna get slurped so hard. This is a bull run and semis are at the forefront. Literally give me one reason you're not slurping

>>55050163
Honestly that doesn't even matter because you've failed to address the core point.
Population decline means there is insufficient future generations to join the workforce and get automatically enrolled into a 401k plan so that they'll start passively contributing to the infinite bidding on SPY.
Population decline means those retiring boomers who regularly dump shares in their own 401ks, or indirectly through their pensions managers will have no bidder to support that endless dumping.

In the end, stocks trade on supply and demand. The only effect that can offset this imbalance is money supply increase, which we're seeing right now in the form of heightened inflation. To compensate and keep asset values balanced, they attempt rate hikes. With the national debt exceeding the GDP however, this only furthers inflation over the long term as every dollar of interest yield is another dollar created.

As long as this policy continues, stocks may appear bullish in nominal terms, but in real terms you're silently getting fucked. Every April as taxes roll around again, you get to witness a small glimpse of this fucking.

>>55050222

Peak goyslop

>>55050238
>>55050222
Sausages are bad enough, but this cheap you can bet it's pure trashmeat.

And the bun is a sponge, more sugar than wheat, from what I know of american bread.

crushing volatility and pumping 7 specific stocks for a bullish illusion is the most obvious manipulation we've seen for years

Aaaaaaaanddd back to 410, we go. Then 400. Then 350. Then 300. 250. 200. Hope you folks had fun! Come back next year maybe we'll pump a lil to 280 if you're lucky!

NVDA put options
>#Locked&Loaded

>>55050266
Are Europeans perpetually asspained about America?
>inb4 mad I used the term America

>>55050231
4 million illegals and 1 million legal immigrants will prop up this casino until America is 70% Hispanic

>>55050273
Per year*

>>55050268
>indices dip .05%
>bobos euphoric

>>55050266

The nitrates anon the nitrates

>>55050267
>7 specific stocks
Hmmmmm, maybe because they are doing well and are showing no signs of a slowdown? Plus many of them are involved in AI so that's automatically a huge bonus that the market has to price in (even though we still haven't felt any tangible results of AI but who cares right?)

>>55050273
Perhaps, but at some point they'll stop choosing to buy into the great american ponzi.
Meanwhile the clock keep ticking on those boomer retirements.

Simply put, there are better economies to invest in.

>>55050271
>asspained
We are laughing at you.

>inb4 we don't think about you
You have no culture, except CONSUMPTION.

tradingview wants the Indian audience

>>55050291
they are higher or at the same price when we were at 0% rates and fed bought it all. like in literal free money period

>>55050102
I do business with some of those companies...

>>55050299
>no culture
what a racist statement. jannie ban this european supremacist.

>>55047829
Only the rich and therefore good looking are coming over.
It's the same with "sciences" like dolphin mating research on Hawaii. Or wildlife shit somewhere else. Every female you see on a documentary who "works" and does "research" in such a field is way way way above average in bodily aesthetics.
It's a rich kids thing.

>>55050299
Culture is a spook.

BOBO IS THIS LE EPIC CRASH?
LE BIG ONE?
BOBO ARE YOU OK??

I'm getting fucked over here. Shiiitt!!!!

>>55050206
Then they should keep raising rates. Win win. I take 0 risk and get a 100% interest rate in my savings account. Stock players get a whatever percent return from stocks.

But realistically, a 2018 type doomp isnt the ace up their sleeve to doomp it while we get left holding bags is it? Rates were nowhere near as high back then plus they cut quickly kek cowards. Why isn't the stock market pushing Jerome into dropping the rates like in 2018?

PLTR!

IM GOING NUTS!!

>tfw I bought the Oats dip

>>55050273
America is already 70% Hispanic under the age of 50 (probably higher actually).

>>55050349
Don't you fuckin expect a serious answer.

>>55050363
and thats... a good thing?

>tfw my google DCA is $92
Feels good. No clue why the spike today but I’m tempted to sell if i can make $40 a share

>>55050373
It is if you’re Hispanic

>>55050323
This woman annoys me so much and it is hard to find an image of someone that makes me rage harder

>>55050386
You may be suffering from an overactive amygdala, causing you to sense cuteness as a threat. Very common in leftists. Do you get upset about anime girl posting? Not that I do such a thing, but it would be consistent.

Should I long AI?

>>55050386
Actually no reason to be mad at her or annoyed by her. She's cute and her vids aren't completely cringe.

Bonjour

EXPLOSION AT PENTAGON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>55050423
BUY RAYTHEON, LOCKHJEED MARTIN AND WHAT NOT

Goldbros did we just win?

>>55050423
AN EXPLOSION JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

WTFWT
>euro consumer confidence
Explain to me how "consoomer confidence" in europe causes my stocks to go down

>>55050416
Why would the crab be french ?

>>55050442
shut up retard think for one (1) second then you know the answer

>>55050386
Probably cause she was pushed so hard. Wouldnt surprise me if she funded it just for the sake of popularity kek.
>you cant do that
If there are companies trying to scrub Kelly Wang (facial abuse chick) off the internet even with all the anons posting her stuff, then Im certain the opposite is true

THE FUK IS HAPPENING

>>55050449
jews?

>>55050462
>>55050462

>>55050431
>MFW I have been

>>55050423
Guess the debt ceiling negotiations weren’t going well. Hey sorry we need another trillion for the military budget.

>>55050442
Anon the market has been manipulated for decades and you ask this now?

BOILBROS WHAT HAPPENED

>>55050626
niggers

>>55050466
>early coomer
kys.
report this shit.

Stocks? Here’s what I did:
>have one million dollars, need to launder it before taxation office take half of it
>idea comes. I commission art by some random. I give $800,000 to some homeless man who I tell to make me some naive outsider art. Spend $100,000 on a large print run of his art in an illustrated coffee table book, spend the rest on distributing it to art critics and newspapers, as well as paying for ads on social media, news stories on Medium or Substack, and putting on exhibits in art studios
>immediately, the hobo becomes famous for the stunt and his art is studied by critics and journalists alike
>original illustrations are all mine, I keep them all the royalties and sales from the books, as well as all the money from interviews and media events, since I am the manager. The hobo has no concept of copyright law. I made him sign away all his rights.
>profit
>I’m now known as the guy who paid way too much for some hobo’s art that he would have sold for small change but which I artificially inflated the value of by spending more money on it

>>55050144
>Crashes the GBP so he can get rich
>Spends the rest of his life using his money to destroy white birthrates
I can't imagine.

>>55050997
This you?
You are a legend

>>55050997

Are you Kenny Griffin who lied to Congress??

>>55050997
noice. congrats!

>>55050268
kek