/biz/ - Business & Finance

Im about to take some shrooms. Anyone want me to contemplate on any problems for them?

So this is where all the incels hang out at

>I need you boys to go out and stuff them debt ceiling boys on the goal line!

>>55032038
people here have jobs lives and families. You are looking for the link threads. Nobody hoping to be rich tomorrow so that their real life can finally start messes around with stocks. Unless they are retarded.

>>55032038
/Seattle Ma’am General/

last week i made money
i never thought that i could
and i can't see the point
it doesn't even feel good

>>55032090
it's never enough. wins don't get you high like losses do

gay sex is the only way to appease the jannies. i nominate john rocker and baggies

bros i have so much leverage in joby and i will possibly regret not leveraging more

>>55032123
I’m intrigued, tell me more

>>55032090
poemanon, don't you have goals as to what to do with your money?

>>55032180
No. Just save as much as possible
Then when I die and have no heirs, friends, or family to give it to... I guess the US gov can use it to pay down the debt
https://treasurydirect.gov/government/public-debt-reports/gifts/

markets closed

>>55032236
Ok this is epic

>

>>55032141
joby develops electrical VTOL air taxis that they will operate themselves to transport people between major cities. at this moment theyre technically still in the R&D phase but they have been getting over 50 million in contracts by the department of defense because the air force and marine corps MAY buy these in the future. other companies are also invested with most notably toyota who also cooperates in production and delta who will use joby for short flights. the FAA has been fast tracking the certification for these planes. i am not an expert in how fast this process nromally is but thats all i can detract from what i see online. at this moment they do not make money yet AND there is concern their planes are all just vaporware -- they have done multiple testflights but those were all controlled from the ground, without any payload.

>>55032293
Oh good I'm in top 90% again. After I turned 35 last year, I got bumped down a notch to 85%... but I'm up over $80k ytd so I"m back

>>55032293
are we ever going to get an updated version of this image?

Genuinely how did some boomers fail to retire comfortably?

>>55032353
That leased cars, boats, wives, and didn't pay attention to real estate or the stock market.

>>55032236
honestly savings for its own sake isn't necessarily bad up to a point. it gives you "fuck you" money so you know you don't have to take shit at work, plus you won't go bankrupt from minor expenses. But, make sure to buy something nice every once in a while so it's real. Not with a big % of your money just something you want that you can't justify from a practicality standpoint. Otherwise it's just a number on a screen.

>>55032353
they debtmaxxed and lived paycheck-to-paycheck, simple as.

>>55032353
a lot of them (and this isn't exactly limited to them) are the sort of people who wouldn't even know what to do with themselves if they aren't working. Also there is a lot of distrust of certain wealth growing tools like the stock market, which is understandable.

>>55032353
If most boomers are like my parents:
>buying a new car every other year
>buying a house they probably couldn't afford
>buying a house that needed a ton of maintenance
>taking multiple vacations every year (I'll admit this was fun as a kid)
>literal gambling (slot machines)
>buying a Caribbean time share with expensive yearly fees
>investing in VHS tapes
>buying a boat
>having a kid in a very expensive competitive youth sport
>putting most of the above on credit cards
>putting 2.5 kids through college
>getting laid off in great recession

>>55032372
Yeah. I live a pretty simple life though. The last 'expensive' thing I bought was a Garmin running watch, and it's pretty cool. But other than that watch, all of my hobbies are pretty cheap. I'd like to travel more, but it's such a hassle and I can't afford private

>>55032318
Oh, I thought you had some more substantial insight. The chart looks appealing but from what I understand, the National Airspace System and these VTOL projects don’t seem like they will mesh well and unless these companies are going to foot the bill for training, because it requires a different certificate than fixed wing aircraft, and match the pay that you can get at an airline, there is going to be not enough people to pilot these projects. They just seem like helicopters with more rotors.

>>55032353
Can't speak for all of them but they just spend money on dumb shit recklessly. My boss basically can't retire because he didn't save any money and he's 68. He's always buying unnecessary shit. He spent $8k on a hood for their stove top because his wife likes cooking fish and he doesn't like the smell. He's also always buying boomer toys like motorcycles and shit. I used to get on him about it but now I don't bother.

My farts are stinky this morning wtf.

What stocks would an autistic fella named Keegan buy with his golf tournament winnings?

>>55032104
>wins don't get you high like losses do
The high from losing is a terrible high

>>55032399
>and I can't afford private
bro, if you do travel don't let someone else plan it for you. the whole point is to explore what you want, not just the designated tourist spots. not only is it less money but it's actually better. even just driving around in the USA there's a lot you can see, though of course going international will be a more novel experience. it is a hassle for sure so I don't travel much but if you're gonna do it, you gotta do it right.

>>55032318
>VTOL air taxis
this concept never has and never will make money. wake me up when they switch to cargo and go autonomous. even then it's probably too expensive compared to the alternatives. I guess also putting weapons on it could also make it commercially viable but going from startup to ITAR compliant seems like a non-trivial task.

>>55032090
It's ok poem anon, we all get there. I've absolutely burned out my dopamine receptors on slot machines. I feel nothing.

>>55032500
By private, I meant a flying private. Other than dealing with the airlines and other passengers, I don't mind traveling
>>55032508
I can give you an early Indy 500 pick if you want. They're qualifying today, right now actually, so the odds will change after this.

JE SUIS 4CHAN

JE SUIS FRANCE

JE SUIS UTOPIE

VIVE LA FRANCE

VIVE LA 4CHAN

RÉVOLUTION

4CHAN FOREVER AND ALMIGHTY!
KILL THE INVASION!
THRIVE ALL SOULS FOREVER!

VIVE LA DIXIELAND

VIVE LA WHITE-AMERICA

REMEMBER THE ALAMO

LET LOVE BE THE ONLY AUTHORITY

>>55032532
Hit me with the pick, I'll throw some money on it.

I hate anime faggots so much bros

Make new boarders.

Utopia is the baseline, not an achievement.

Progress creates biopunk bioshock genetic modification divinity.
Progress=immortality.

>>55032569
>REMEMBER THE ALAMO

Anime is becoming real.

TASTE IT TASTE IT
DO NOT WASTE IT

paganism: every love is a god. Every girl is a god.

I love rejecting Israel and I love rejecting all I hate.
Always and forever.

>>55032353
Life oozed with abundance and prosperity so they never developed the scarcity mindset like we did. Post-WW2 Western civilization was the land of milk and honey, planning for the future when so much abundance is falling onto your lap everyday is a ridiculous concept. It never even occurred to any of them that none of it was going to last forever, and that they're very lucky that it even lasted as long as it did.

>>55032532
>By private, I meant a flying private
oh yeah lol unless you literally make 7fig private is a pipedream, long distance flight is shit no matter what no point to dump a ton of money into making it slightly less bad

>>55032508
Rocker that casino shit is rigged you got to get back to the real market. Yeah its not open on the weekends but that just gives you time to research.

>>55032584
anime website.

>>55032581
Takuma Sato, the Japanese driver
I can give you another pick next weekend after the last day of practice, if you want

>>55032605
schizo san.. etto... your meds... you forgot...

I am every force of love, goodness, progress, peace, and utopia.

>>55032620
The “media” keeps saying the second Holocaust is happening.

How about it be a peaceful Holocaust instead of something bad.
Like Israel taking the hint and screwing off and screwing off from 4chan too.

Israel has free healthcare and we don’t yet Israel steals our money.

>>55032588
>Progress=immortality
How come there aren't any mixed race Rothschilds?

>>55032293
How do I make sure I stay on top without working a W2 salary wage cage job? Just stay healthy and let my money work for me? I need a no-show union gig like in the sopranos so I can keep DCA'ing without actually doing any labor

Ukraine, Paris, London, Syria, Lebanon, Palestine, North Corea, Detroit, Texas, Persia, Afghanistan, Nazi Germany, Russia, China, and Vietnam are a part of my soul.
To name a few.

I really hate what has happened to Paris.
Israel sent ISIS into our heaven?

Israel is bombing Syria and Lebanon when Syria and Lebanon were the people that defeated ISIS

Every true soul is united.

>>55032605
>Every girl is a god.

There’s so many regions of the world with all potential

All blessings to Edom and Canaan

>>55032702
It’s ok to not be gay.

My soul is for my girls, not Israels kings.

Do you ever think about how Christianity hinges on the idea that Jesus said “do unto other as you’d have done unto yourself” first when everyone has said that before in their own way?
Like Yin and Yang is far older than Christianity etc yet the same meaning.
Without that one quote the book is a bunch of shit.

True wealth is divinity

>>55032412
>>55032500
I also don't think their main business concept of air taxi service will make them a lot of money and mostly i am hoping they will capitalize on selling their tech to the government and other companies.

>>55032607
>casino shit is rigged
>come back to the real market
>implying the real market isn't the fakest and gayest casino to ever exist.
>>55032614
Thanks I throw a few shekels at it.

I am 4chan

And I am this world

Love is aware of what’s happening

True 4chan is god

OwO

You better be investing in something of true value


Dare I say that there is nothing to truly invest in at the stock market
Dare I say an American dollar has no value

Mud and bottle caps

>>55032724
>It’s ok to not be gay
Gay/straight, that's all temporary human nonsense, will make me a worse trader while I am stuck in my human form. I'm neither. Rather I've had to become neither to defeat lust. Lust manifests itself as greed in the markets. Can't have it. Simple as.
>Israels king
I am "he who reigns" mentioned in the protocols of the meetings of the learned elders of Zion. Simple as.
>Like Yin and Yang is far older than Christianity etc yet the same meaning.
>Without that one quote the book is a bunch of shit.
I have come to the same conclusion. That doesn't mean we should all give in to our lustful desires and stick our penises in anything that moves. That is what separates the nigger from the human IMO. And by human I mean a conscious node of the grand neural network. Singularity has already been achieved.

>>55032353
outside of super druggies and the mentally unstable I know of no such cases.

The French FOREVER!

>>55032796
as long as I can buy the market equivalent of another person's time and labor with it, it has value

>>55032806
My soul is for girls, not whatever fag shit you’re on

My god is my girls.

>>55032815
No it doesn’t.

You and your ilk have no value and no power anymore.

>>55032820
You aren't even the OP I was responding to. Your women are vaccinated nigger cattle, as are you. Go ahead and be a lustful nigger. You are right about one thing, you aren't on my shit, you aren't on my level. You better lower your fucking tone when speaking to me vaxxxie

VGH

>>55032820
>soul
Kek baggie

>>55032837
Clearly your ilk deserve the Holocaust

I was wrong for defending y’all ever

Here’s a funny thought
Consider that I was the last protector of y’all against everyones true feelings

>>55032837
Hey it's the weekend which is a ceasefire on /smg/ so don't be mean to other anons during this time. After all, we like to have fun here.

>>55032760
How many years until you can get an extra arm that can jack you off well?

>>55032865
There is no ceasefire with commie shits who think time and labor will have magic value attributed to it in their imaginary utopia absent a capitalistic structure.

SHUT THE FUCK UP MARKETS ARE CLOSED

>>55032886
then open it

>>55032854
>Clearly your ilk deserve the Holocaust
Those are some godly words faggot. That's why you are already defeated via vaccinated nigger cattle. You are a walking contradiction. Ok kill me nigger and all others like me. Take my money, my house, my car, the few little toys that I have, that's human nigger bullshit. You are proving my point you violent nigger. You ape. You fucking cunt. Kill me then. Holocaust me in the name of your girls (women). They are just whores. Disloyal whores. Incapable of thought. Some god you have there. So go ahead nigger, come nig out and do exactly what niggers do (go on violent rage fueled rampages without any thought of what happens next). I am not my flesh. This is just nigger shit you are advocating. Miss me with that bullshit. I have a job to do. See you boys at market open Monday. Unless you niggers want to nig out on that too.

>>55032865
>After all, we like to have fun here.
That's why I larped as Keegan Bradley at first, but no response until the shills get shilling. And idc

>>55032900
And I'm going to reiterate, singularity has already been achieved. Always has been

>>55032895
THE ONLY THING IM GOING TO OPEN IS YOUR LEGS YOU DUMB FUCKING CRETIN

>A meeting between top debt ceiling negotiators from the White House and House Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s office ended Friday night, with neither side able to say when they’d again meet in-person.
tick tock

Well poem anon draftkings doesn't even have open betting on the Indy yet. They must be waiting until after they qualify.

>>55032959
I am genuinely curious just how much the government thinks it can actually spend without having a Greece moment

So this is were the schizos hanh out on the weekends.

>>55032963
Oh... oh well. I'll be able to give you a better informed after tomorrow anyway
Maybe they're choosing not to do it this year after you thoroughly btfo them last year

>>55032985
Yeah their bussies are still recovering, I totally understand. I'll just wait and bet it next week when the odds get released.

>>55032976

Let's say you have a position in Nvidia and it is up 75.3%, would you sell or hold?

>>55032959
going to empty my bank account today (173k) what currency should I convert it to?

>>55033018

>>55032976
I'd like to just sit around and play vidya but I have a bachelor's party to go to today. I have to finish some laundry, cut my hair, shave, and then head over and help them set up. I hate having to clean up for events. I'm perfectly fine being a shut in slob.

>>55033019
ruble is backed by gold since the special military operation

>>55033018
>up 75%
sell. PE shows it's heavily overpriced. Most investors don't know how worthless AI really is. They're all betting on muh fourth industrial revolution which won't happen for another twenty years and they'll all get disillusioned before EOY. Or sell half and keep the rest as fuck you money. It's going to drop, just no idea when.

>>55033036
I went to a museum exposition yesterday and talked to a cute Italian girl who was impressed I was an engineer. Flirted with her and she seemed impressed. She's going home on Monday though so we could never date. You feel good, and then better, and then bad again. Play the game of life and take the ups and downs. Not playing is just doing nothing. That's no fun. Just remember both are vanity in the end.

>>55033018
Hold it. NVDA is the next TSLA. It is going to suck up the entire span of the S and P until all the other companies on the Finviz chart look like little specks.

>>55033080
>NVDA is the next TSLA
In the sense that both are fronts for the US/Israeli military

Bros this is what Daniel Day Lewis looks like now. Are we going to get a terry davis biopic? Is that what he's preparing for?

>+10 on flipping stocks
>could've been +30 if I paid better attention
>in 2 months get 50 from bonds
Life's good. Not best, but good.

>>55033038
it's almost like this whole thing was an inside job to destroy our currency all along

>>55033038
so any russian citizen can go to a bank and exchange notes for gold, right?

>>55033084
good enough for me

>>55033096
No, must first be converted to shekels.

>>55033096
Kek baggieeeeees

>>55032900
Yea im checkin my own dubs

>>55032783
Who are these dune coon waifus? I want one.

How is /v/ taking the new Zelda?

>>55033096
you can, but the main point is the currency is extremely stable now

>>55033077
>cute Italian girl who was impressed I was an engineer.
I've never met any girl who was impressed with me being an engineer. Engineers are the original incels.

i saw the cutest girl at the mcdonald's MCD drive through today. man, absolute 10/10 redhead cutie. she looked like the wendys girl. would wife her without hesitation. what is this feeling

>>55033019
Canadian Tires bucks.

>>55033189
That's a dude, but for the record, I'm into it.

>>55032783
>Love is aware of what’s happening
>Be me
>Post mean words like nigger on an anonymous image board
>Commit no crimes
>Be actual nigger
>Smash and grab the local sporting goods store
>And the donut shop
>And the Italian bakery
>And the gas station
>And another gas station
>And yet another gas station
>Call whites "hateful"
This is real life. Love means loving and taking care of your surroundings and being considerate of others in public spaces. Do you niggers do that?

>>55033189
>>55033232
is it an AI assisted image where are his balls

>>55033232
>>55033244
mind raped americans

Have to convert a word doc to a pretty powerpoint presentation for corporate and its giving me a significant level of dread. Is there any quick solution for this? I'm out of my element. I tried exporting to ppt but it fucked the content up. What design template can I quickly plug in that will make impress normies?

>>55032783
Why won't your nigger loving shill ass respond to me?

I got an extra 2.5k in my IRA what should I buy?

>>55033183
probably because she was a failed artist who studied liberal arts. Yet I knew more about art then she did.
She liked that I liked art so I probably came across as both logical and emotional. God most modern art is so godawful. I listened to a guy make noise for half an hour. Trying to find meaning in some completely deformed and meaningless and abstract painting that looked like it was painted using the painters own shit. I only go to these expos for the art hoe pussy and I'm getting the hang of how to flirt with these girls.
I WILL have 18 year old tight pussy and no one on this God's green earth will stop me. I will murder everyone standing in my way for that sweet delicious kitty kat. Also it's fun to talk about art and dress up and look good and flirt around, talk with random people, be a social bee. Makes me feel happy vibes.

3M's bankruptcy will cause a domino effect in the stock market. We will see SP500 dump to 00s levels in a few years.

>>55033397
>that sweet delicious kitty kat
The vaccine soiled the batch

Now that the new herd narrative is expecting a melt up, do we dump next week?

>>55033077
Do you live in ireland?

>>55032900
Based schizo

What's the feature presentation for movie night?

>>55033242
>There could be RACISTS tayqwon thought
>There could be RACISTS anywhere
>The wind blew through his hair from the shattered store's window as the sound of niggas destroying cash registers and glass cupboards reverberated through his ears even as the alcohol, grape juice, weed, and fetanyl washed away his (merited) fear of White people and getting a job
>You can sell (stolen) goods anywhere he said to himself, out loud.

>>55033397
That'll be $120k plus tip

>>55033407
PEOPLE. EATING. PEOPLE. SPY GOING TO 0. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

>>55033397
not if you keep radiating mental illness like that. your post reads like something from a person that will be doing a mass shooting soon

>>55033411
She better miscarry because I'm not going to take care of it and I'm not fucking with a condom. That shit feels whack.
>>55033470
Child level paintings easily sell for 200+
>>55033478
Duh, you got to hide your powerlevels. All of them. Also you're gaslighting but it's okay. I'll have your wife's pussy before she marries you and you can have second servings. Eat it up bro, it's all for you.

Lemme get this straight. If I were to buy ATVI for $78 and the Microsoft buy goes through, I get paid $95 per share I own? Isn't this free monies everyone? The sale is probably going through right?

>>55033478
>Also it's fun to talk about art and dress up and look good and flirt around, talk with random people, be a social bee. >Makes me feel happy vibes.
This is basically as normalfag as it gets. If you think this radiates mental illness you have not been here for more than a day. CRBPajeet literally chases 60 year old white women to sleep with because he has an inferiority complex over white people.

>>55033521
>invest
>it doesn't go through
>don't invest
>it goes through
thank you for playing! They're probably literally waiting until you specifically buy in so they can cancel the deal.

>>55033538
Can confirm this happens every time

>>55033533
you conveniently ignored the last section of the post

>>55033096
No it means you can sell the government gold in exchange for rubles at slightly below market value. West totally btfo dollar is doomed.

>>55033455
>niggas
Hard R and it woulda been perfect

>>55033419
yes we witnessed a blow-off top last week. the sector rotation into defense started on Friday

>>55033521
I will buy 20 atvi shares. And you wont buy anything.
One of us wins, deal?

>>55033519
Enjoy the sexually transmitted climate change induced myocarditis

>>55033521
I mean the stock price won't fall down to much if the deal doesn't go through

Please god let the USA default for once. Its long overdue and this clown world market needs a reckoning.

>>55033620
Yeah he talked about murdering people to get 18 year old puss. But it's the internet. These are the same people that sit quietly in the subway and do nothing when some mentally ill wack job is sperging out and making everyone uncomfortable. I only remember one anon here that wasn't all talk and he was the anon that ended up getting in a fight with a nigger or something in San Francisco. Goddamn that was years ago. I barely even remember it. Pretty sure they caught it on camera too.

>>55033651
What exactly is the context of that quote?

>>55033407
Just looked into this shit show
>3m paid out 3 guys 7 mil because of its detective ear plugs
>3 people
>Currently getting sued class action by 250,000
>Other lawsuit in the works for PFAS'
GG no re

>>55033651
Let's hope the beer companies go tits-up first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NtBQWZqaHo

>>55033519
inexperienced men tend to misunderstand womanspeak. she may have said nice things to you but women throw that shit around casually without meaning anything special.
in the end acts are all that matter not words

>>55033659
USA defaults and petrodollar dies. Then they will force everyone to use the dreaded CBDCs since there won't be any other choice for plebs.

>>55033677
I want to see Icahn IEP blow up

>>55033533
>CRBPajeet literally chases 60 year old white women to sleep with because he has an inferiority complex over white people.
Literally me but for 45 year olds.

>>55033189
if she got the jabboosters, don't do it. You will literally get shedded AIDS.

>>55033189
Ginger women are absolutely WILD in bed.
She'll suck your dick and swallow on the first date, guaranteed.

>>55033677
Things just keep getting worse and worse for BUD. Now that faggot and tranny community are now pissed at them for not standing their ground, their previous loyal customer base is never coming back even if they make their cans "camo" and say its for the troops. This is why you never allow women into your business let alone marketing. One bitter roastie literally destroyed the entirety of Anheuser Busch.

>>55033761
Many such cases.
SAD!

FA
>solid fundamentals
>earning report slightly missed (revenue), somewhat expected from china economic data; still a lagging indicator and the next ER must show some improvement
>news about capatalist G7 does not want to threaten china
>china did not include russia in its central assia summit; exactly what G7 wanted
>spinoff
>banks keeping buy or higher rating
>michael burry bought it recently (bearish? kek)
TA
>wyckoff accumulation? i dont fucking know well because I'm not a TA wizard
>1st key level $84 held after selloff (-0.02 though)
>descending triangle
>i have no fucking idea basically

I'm a college student and I have my entire savings in this shit (at $84) and I cant risk it below $75. what do? any experts? Target price or opinion? Surely long-term investment isn't preferable because who knows if china is going to invade taiwan this summer.

>>55033772
Fuck me
Alibaba BABA stock

>>55033772
>I'm a college student and I have my entire savings in this shit (at $84) and I cant risk it below $75.
why the fuck did you put yourself in this situation? come back in 5 years when you're a wagie who wants to kys but have some spare money to invest first.

I won't have any money to buy stocks until early July. How are things going to be by then? The last 2 months have been torture just having to stand by and watch.

>>55033812
It's not like I cant but a price drop to $75 or below would be painful

>>55033829
we are in a "once in lifetime" (for the 10th time in the last few years) market environment where nobody knows how to interpret the current economic data

>>55033772
>>55033779
>entire savings
>in BABA
Why? How many shares do you actually have, two?

>>55033835
It looks bearish just from taking a quick look but still could go eitherway, especially with how retarded market is lately. I'd pull out if I were you and you're above break-even because this is not a safe play.

>In my mind, I'm never gonna go bankrupt in no market. Absolutely never.
>If a hedgie turns around and shorts me at the open, the trade's on.
>If he ladder attacks me, the trade's on.
>If I'm margin called, the trade is on.
>I'm not losing no trade to no scumbag out there in no market. Period. That's it.
>No son of a bitch out there is gonna get me.
>The only way he gets me is cutting my margin off. And I mean that. I'll fight the Fed 'til I got a dime left in me.
>I don't think any of those animals in that exchange can beat me.
>And I've gone that way for 18 months of street trading, street gambling, and that's the way I'm gonna keep on going.

>You don't lose the trade.

>>55033397
>I'm getting the hang of how to flirt with these girls
How do you do it? Please respond

In truth I'm actually very self-sabotaging, I've had many women be interested in me/go on dates with me and I'm always the one who breaks it off (before we get to sex) because I had my heart broken and betrayed once and it's hard to open up again. I'm very soft-hearted and delicate.

Everyone thinks stock market will CRASH if US defaults. But the opposite will most likely occur because that is how you fuck the most amount of people while the small few reap the rewards.

Everyone will flood into TECH because they lost confidence in the US government and banks.

Remember, we are living in the inverse universe. Good is Bad. Bad is Good.

Kind of the 2020 all over again. People kept shorting despite the lows being made back in MARCH 2020.

>futures

>WHY IS IT EMPTY

>>55033772
>>55033779
>putting all your money in a chinese company
some people just have to learn the hardway not to put 100% in some weird country

>>55034001
>>55033880
Go big or go home
>>55033884
I'll probably sell w no second thought if the next Monday is another red day on hkse

corporate bonds yields are low..... it shouldn't be if investors are worried.... maybe they know something we don't...

Seems real fishy...

>>55033959
>Everyone will flood into TECH because they lost confidence in the US government
See >>55033084

>>55033772
chart is going sideways. chinashit is useless. with commies you lose.

sell half or 75% atleast. look at nvidia chart. you want something that moves like that

>>55034068
>look at nvidia chart. you want something that moves like that

>>55034077
its done 187% in 8 months. you disaagree?

>>55033521
But it does look like an interesting gamble?
China and the EU both approved it.
Only the UK and FTC are being difficult. What are the changes they will keep blocking it?

>>55033959
>>55034063

White house coming out saying stock market will crash if debt defaults...

This is a very obvious FADE.

>>55034085
its the best running stock this year because muh AI bubble. same for the other megacap tech. its not a normal price action you find often

>>55034068
>0.05% dividend
>pe of 180
yeah, I am avoiding that giant bubble

>>55034104
>stock market won't plunge if US doesn't default.
can literally see the sausage being made. NU-politics has lost all nuance.

If you buy nvidia at these levels you are retard
if anything its time to sell

https://fortune.com/2023/05/18/china-belt-road-loans-pakistan-sri-lanka-africa-collapse-economic-instability/amp/

So, how to turn this into a profit?

Remember this dumb bitch yellen talking about we will never be in a crisis's again?

Don't even listen to this dumb bitch....

FADE HER.

Everyone is bearish.

>>55034107
yeah but its good as long as it runs up.

>>55034115
pe doesnt tell you what way it will move

THE WHITE HOUSE IS COMING OUT HERE SAYING THE STOCK MARKET CAN BE WIPED OUT BY 50% if they US DEFAULTS>...


This is the same government who told you two weeks lockdown. The same government who told you vaxxx are safe and effective...

>>55034136
she right on this one but wrong on the June x-date, it's actually next week

>>55034161
It's a bear trap.....

When they are giving out DOOM and GLOOM headlines it means the worst is already over. And if they are down playing it it's the opposite.

I told you inverse Universe.

>>55032017

Your participation needed:

Global Hyperinflation General. /GHG/ >>>/pol/427712274

>jerome comes out on national tv today for an emergency broadcast
>1000 bps hike
>this is for mocking me and making me loon bad in front of main street, wall street
>leaves
What happens? Does the game of chicken continue?

>>55034052
They know they are broke asses and if they offer higher yield bonds they'll be fukt. Schizo theory is another US credit downgrade.

>>55034177
we had only positive news up until Friday.
the pump on Thursday was after both parties said muh deal looks good

>>55034161
>taking the debt ceiling deadline at face value
bruh 100% chance if the talks fail there will be yet another "extraordinary measure" to print more money to keep the system going

like it already happened several times in the past 3 years

One of them is wrong... If US defaults on the debit yields will rise really quick... Maybe the markets already priced it in....

>>55034104
>8 million jobs
>plunge stock market
Their only worry is the market. The jobs are just an excuse to show concern for main street kek.
>8 million jobs
All hr and big techs over hiring
Doesnt really matter when im still unemployed right now and Im not taking some minimum wage job atm

>>55034156
so what you are saying is, default is bullish. Money will flow out of worthless bonds into NVDA as a safe haven. Got it.

>>55034218
I fucking hate the French so much it hurts. Fucking degenerates.

>>55034200
they have 3 days worth of cash left

>>55034104
>This is a very obvious FADE
They just need to get SPY more in line with the daily 50 and 200 SMAs, at least go touch one of those lines. This may be their excuse to get there. Im chillin

>>55034235
ah yes, I am also awaiting the Totally Spies new season.

>board is full of threads like "haha I love blue spare change, don't you? post your blue money, and maybe your red and yellow too" or "the donks that bogs is back" because shitcoins are officially not supposed to be posted but indians are still not rangebanned from this board so we are constantly being raided by scammers from telegram

>>55032293
I identify sexually as a 23yo.

Imagine a US defaults on Debt Headline... Everyone will flood into real assets... Housing, Gold, Silver, BTC, Stocks... Reigniting another 2021 scenario causing more INFLATION.... That is when shit is going to hit the fan as the INFLATION will come back...

Then we have the FED unable to tame inflation and we possibly get a melt up at that point.

The real crash does not occur until the yield curve is univerted. probably next year is when we will get the real big crash with Taiwan being ass blasted into infinity.

>>55032353
To explain bluntly, in 1970 rent on average was only 1/9th of income and you didn't need shit like car insurance or homeowner's insurance or health insurance. Everything was a benefit, a boon and the wind was at their sails in the 1980s when reagan printed into their pockets.

Instead of saving for retirement like their parents, seeing their frugal ways as 'cheugy' as the zoomers say, boomers lived as hard and loud as they could even when they had a wife and kids.

The 2008 bailouts, unlike the 1980s spending bubble, did not benefit millennials and thus there was no corresponding growth in the economy- we needed to be around 50 trillion GDP to merely keep pace with 1980's growth, everything is just inflation now.

Boomers never thought things would get bad, then their own greed made everything horseshit and terrible.

>>55032399
>>putting 2.5 kids through college
This one doesn't make sense because parents get tax credits and tax breaks for saving and sending their kids to college, you'd have to be retarded to just 'save money' instead of taking advantage of college interest savings plans and the american education tax credit and the adult dependent tax credit.

Your parents are either exceptionally dumb, or more likely they just lied to you.

>>55032399
>700 bucks for a watch

>>55034236
are u retarded
they can and will print more

>>55034336
>what is technical default
check 2011 what happened after they """default""" and their AAA rating goes down

>>55033959
The market won't crash, it's just the annual May selloff and this is the cover. Big dump 10% down on the DOWSDAQP 500. Buy at the low point and you can ride it back up into August.

>>55034326
>Your parents are either exceptionally dumb, or more likely they just lied to you.
It's the first one. They saved nothing for any of our college, either inside any tax advantaged plans or out. They had to take out Parent Plus loans, and got lucky that I went somewhere cheap and one of my siblings got kicked out halfway through
>>55034334
I only bought the $100 version. I don't need nor do I want all of the expensive features. I just wanted GPS tracking and heart rate

>Home depot earnings worst since 2009

So recession is all but confirmed?

>>55034361
Did your siblings not get warned their position was precarious and they should strive for loans of their own, scholarships and working on campus part time to save a buffer for money? Parents didn't send them to CC to knock out basic credits before a local/commuter school? There's a lot to unpack there and it seems like they only made wrong choices on top of more wrong choices.

>>55034201
>>55034292
Unless inflation manages to top the dot com bubble or 2008, I kinda doubt it.

>bitch i've been hooking up with wants me to hang out with her and her parents
>tell her I'm busy grading
>really just want to stay in and shitpost
>continue to wonder why I'm single
>save money this way so really it's financially related

YA MOVE EM

>>55034415
is it not summer vacation yet?

>>55034423
More correctly I said I had to do engineering certification review for the class I taught

>>55034385
No, they didn't get warned. All three of us took out our own loans in addition to our parents taking out loans. I paid mine off years ago, but at least one of my siblings is still paying 10 years later. None of us went to CC, and none of us got any major scholarships. Like... it's hard to overstate how bad my parents are with money and financial planning. Luckily one of them has a small pension from when they got laid off in '08, but other than that theyr'e still paycheck-to-paycheck in their 60s... Their situation is the reason I save so much money, and the reason I'll never have any dependents. I'm considering getting snipped too, on the off chance I somehow have sex ever again

>DEMOCRATS SAY DEBT TALKS GOING IN WRONG DIRECTION: PUNCHBOWL

these motherfuckers really want to crash the whole country into oblivion huh?

>>55034496
sounds good

The changes MCD made to their burgers are going to land on a flat note. Those cooked onions make the burger super greasy. Eating a McDouble is almost like eating at White Castle. Might be a short.

janny-chan hates me, deletes my perfectly made bake for no reason

>>55034496
If they actually wanted too, then we can check the trades they did after it all blows over.

>>55034510
I used to get their double quarter pounder(cheese and onion only) with large fries, coke and extra 10 piece chicken nuggets on the weekends when I needed to work overtime.

Now I can't do that anymore. Its too expensive and the portions are getting smaller as well. Definitely worth shorting now.

>>55034509
put on a shirt

>>55032353
Boomers are dumb as rocks, they mistook asset inflation as wealth so let their incomes crater thinking they're set while they're rotting boomerbox underperformed the shit and piss 500

i'm so poor bros.
just got done reviewing my budget and I save $2.88 per month after paying for bare necessities.
Mentioned this in passing during dinner with my parents on mothers day and my boomer dad didn't believe me.
I'm so fucked

Shorting this market is the only thing I can think of but but I know I'd be almost immediately heemed

>>55034671
You can join me in oil bagholder purgatory.

default = usd down = stocks up

simpol

>>55034684
You should have solded

>>55032881
>capitalist structure
You are a statist faggot and worship the false god of Hobbes, there is no structure, only memetic parasites and the emergent property of Economy

Hey guys, stay at home dad here
>don't give a fuck
Okay, so I've been busy with my 4 month old. I would like to be called father anon
>many of us are fathers
I know I know but I need father anon identity right now.

Are we expecting a black swan Anytime soon or do we crab/rally for awhile?

Usually I have time to read up all the important corners of knowledge but I'm in my late 30s and fatherhood woke me up to a new layer of life.

>faggot
>attention whore
>no spoon feeding
Sry
>weak
Sry but also not sry

>>55034716
I sold my XOM in January leaving only my OXY holdings. But I went all in on OXY when it dipped to 56.50 with all my money this month. Just because Buffet said he wasn't going to take it over, didn't mean he stopped buying more. So far it has been an okay play.

Holy shit, these Sony earbuds are the best purchase I've made in a long time. Long SONY.

>>55034654
let me guess you NEED all your monthly subscriptions, daily $7 starbucks and food delivery

Literally explain to me how we don't get a bear-crab summer?

>>55034785
because its unironically our turn

>>55033018
Sell and buy OTM calls with a portion of the profits, therefore securing profits while also exposing yourself to the potential asymmetric upside

Me and the Wife just got back from WMT. While we were out we got something from MCD's. Fucking hell. All told we spend enough that I could've bagged 4 more VZ on monday instead.

>>55033521
Check what happened with AMD and Xilinx
the months preceding were probably a better time to sell and profit rather than the arbitrage itself

>>55034596
he's jerking off down there

>>55032340
ya I have to imagine that image was well before the Fed pumped housing prices to the moon, now every retard normie that owns a house is worth low 6 figs (minimum)

When's the debt raise due? June 1st?

>>55034726
I'm sorry you don't have enough Karma to identify as father anon. But do something worth a shit like posting your gookfu will get your karma way up.

>>55034939
Judging by the absolute state of the TGA balance, Tuesday lol

>>55034782
You're right dude, the $25/month I spend on Amazon and Spotify is what's preventing me from saving for a downpayment on a house.

I'm gonna short NYC. Wall street might even move out and relocate to a different state.

technical default is bullish

Queue the double digit IQ headline-reading monkeys here that will post angrily why the market keeps going up
I felt like I was part of a small handful of bearish people 2021-2022, people got mad at me for posting my bearish positions. Now the shoe's on the other foot and the retards here will lose money going the other way

>>55034973
Fucking hell, should I really close out my trade on Monday? I've got some CSPs that expire and was hoping I'd get another week before closing them out.

>>55034983
Technical default will spike yields into a real default. Interest payments are already larger than the entire defense budget, and still going up.

>>55034975
/fit/ or /ck/ for your grocery problem

Bidens gonna get the debt deal done, sorry chuds

>>55034971
No good atm just white English woman :(

>>55034975
Either your utilities are high or your rent is low.

>ordered 40$ of food
>feel bad even though I've not ordered any food for at least a month or two
then why do I feel bad about wasting my money? Is /biz/ poisoning my mind about losing out on gains?
I just need to get a +80 this week to make up for the loss and make some gains, then I'll feel better about myself again. Please God if you could raise my gamble stock by 30 cents I'll feel okay again.
I'm not fat btw, I just like greek food but they are the Jews of the sea.

>>55035037
>$40 of food
for one meal for one person?

>>55034726
One White baby isnt good enough, when are you making another?

>>55035015
groceries here is a very broad category which also includes gas and toiletries.
>>55035032
rent is $800, utilities (cable, gas, electricity, water) averages $315

>>55035058
Yes. Extra portions of gyros because that shit is the most delicious stuff that God ever created except for eating pussy.

>>55034236
>gov can't waste resources
Bullish.

>>55035037
I remember the gyro places in chicago when i lived there would charge you for refills, and they often had RC and Diet-Rite, kek.

But I wish more than anything I had decent greek where I am now. theres only one place and they gouge you

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

Bought crypto ages ago with cex.io and Gatehub. Would like to move it all to a normie wallet where it's more easily accessible. Is that sensible? If so, which one should I go for?

>>55034975
Potatoes, chicken, broccoli. You can eat clean for a few bucks a day, meal prep on the weekend and it's convenient too

>>55034998
>muh discretionary spending
Supply side labor subsidies are the State's major expense, restricted spending is bullish for the market rate of wages and therefore bullish for the stock market

>>55035077
September but we're not wearing protection so any moon now

>>55032293
Are these futures?

Whatever happened to sell in may go away?

>>55035153
Greeks are the Jews of the sea. They have an ancient secret recipe handed down through the ages from father to son purely orally for their gyros which is why it tastes so fucking good, I'm sure of it. It's probably cum or opium.

You guys better start buying RYCEY!

>>55035037
opportunity cost loss. those are potential gains you can never get back. that $40 couldve become 400mil but now it cant and wont

>>55035291
trading algos and bots don't need a break.
Imagine if those finance fucks were too cheap to make sure their bots know what to do during a crash. haha surely this cannot be abused in any way, right..

>>55035246
It's going to crash the bond market and collapse virtually every financial institution in the United States you dumb nigger.

>>55032293
>55%
I thought I was doing worse tbhfam

>>55035312
Stop hurting me with the truth. I'm already eating away the pain.

>>55033407
The dog of the DOW, I call it a buy.

Are you guys really going to fucking hold anything right now knowing the US could default at any moment and half your portfolio value could be wiped out?

>>55035435
You know everything's going to pump when they raise the ceiling again, right?

>>55035435
I'm holding SOXL puts for this week, they will avoid it at the last minute but this week is brinksmanship theater

>>55035435
Explain to me how your uninvested savings won't be wiped out if this were to happen.

>>55035435
yes

>>55035452
Because if I have 20,000 dollars before the default I will still have 20,000 dollars after the default and I can buy everything on the cheap like people did during the coof

>>55035462
>sovereign default is deflationary
based retard

>>55035324
You are, looks like the number for median is about double last year vs when that chart was made. In my age range at least.

I've been waiting too fucking long for this next recession, when's it fucking coming.
Why is consumer spending up of all things?

>>55035435
Yes I'm all in 3x spy long.

>>55035435
>default
What if they raise it? Wouldn't the markets pump?

Yields never lie. Technical default next week followed by actual default later this summer/fall.

>>55035435
>Are you guys really going to fucking hold anything right now knowing the US could default at any moment and half your portfolio value could be wiped out?

>>55035153
Out of all the restaurants, somehow the most jewish are always the Greek/Mediterranean and the Indian ones.

NVDA will pump before earnings this coming wed and then it'll pump again regardless of their earnings being way down, NVDA has reached TSLA levels of stupid blind faith.

Are we near a Minsky moment?

>>55035502
good.

>>55035320
Crashing parasites is bullish for the economy, the Golden Bull must be watered with the blood of parasites and statists

>>55035502
The 'epic meme stocks' of 2023-2024 in /smg/ will include NVIDIA (performs better than fucking SOXL lmao), KOLD (hottest 4 years on record upcoming) and DWAC if it doesn't go bankrupt (the memes write themselves).

If there's a cult, or even just a fundamental truth, there's a way.

Debt Default is BULLISH. You think people will want to stay in the dollar let alone in the BANK? everyone everyone will flood into assets. STOCKS, REAL ESTATE> BTC. PRECIOUS METALS. POKEMON CARDS... COLLECTABLES ETC ETC>>>

>>55035725
>country makes the dollar more valuable because they are short

> sell dollars for random receipts because this is smart

The default has been avoided 77/77 times, why is it different now? Why will it be the same the 78th and 79th? America is not a deadbeat nation.
>not hyperbole

>>55035725
holy shit is that Jim Brandon enjoying some ice cold bud light before a long night out?

low iq question because in "how to invest" articles/tutorials i read they don't seem to answer the mechanism behind how shit works.

you're supposed to invest in the s&p500 or whatever for 30+ years. your investment accrues interest and you have enough for retirement when you're in your 60s or 70s.

but what if all the businesses that were in the s&p500 when you started investing are out of business? i don't understand the mechanism by which your money is likely to grow a lot in the long term. the only way it seems like it could work is if there's a payout and reinvestment period every month or every year or something to that effect.

for example even as certain businesses in the s&p500 fails, *most* businesses in the s&p500 will moderately grow every year. so at the end of the year your investment will have grown overall. then you take that money (which is greater than the sum you previously invested, because it has grown) and invest it in just the s&p500 again, meaning you're not putting that money back into stocks for businesses that failed and dropped out of the s&p500 the previous year.

have i gotten it roughly right conceptually? and how do the failing businesses get tracked and sorted out? is there a guy doing it for you or just some program/algorithm?

>>55035745
It's not that we will default it's that we will cut off all the companies dependent on the government. Did you look at taxes revenu? Shit will have to be cut and I mean bigly.

>>55035761
Spy companies can be swapped out so yes.

>presents

>>55034671
>Shorting this market
why would you do this when you can short Coinbase, Helen of Troy, and Trupanion?

>>55034684
>oil bagholder
I have a hard time forgiving myself for missing bitcoin and negative oil

Part of me really wants to get in on OXY with Buffett

>>55035027
Damn wish I had a busty girlfriend to comfort me while the USA defaults and crumbles down like the Roman Empire.

>>55035435
> the US could default at any moment
Only zoomers or schizos would truly believe this. The Powers That Be would never let it happen. Money rules the world.

>>55035762
We won't default you say? Sounds pretty bullish to me.

>>55035435
Ya I am holding T-bills right now

iirc didn't investors sound the alarm back in late 1920's about if shoeshine boys were giving stock tips, it was time to bail?

Couldn't be more true for fucking Tiktok giving financial advice. I'd be shorting right now kek.

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1659925969941983234

>>55035937
Everybody want tro rule the world anon.

https://youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w

>>55036053
Kino band, 10/10.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAtGOESO7W8

>>55035977
Spy is pretty entirety on the government tit. If it comes out we cut spending Billy then we will crash. Possibly a retarded pump right before the crash.

>>55036085
>wtf is with all the typos, are you drunk?

Yes

>>55036096
same

>>55036053
there's rules to this shit, fools dare care
Everybody wanna rule the world with tears for fear
Yeah, yeah, tell 'em tell it on the mountain hill
Running up they mouth bill, everybody doubting still
Informer, keep it up and get tested
Pop through your bubble vest or double-breasted
He keep a lab down south in the little beast
So much heat you woulda thought it was the Middle East
A little grease always keeps the wheels a-spinning
Like sitting on twenty threes to get the squealers grinning
Hitting on many trees, feel real linen
Spitting on enemies, get the steel for tin men
Where no brains but gum flap
He said his gun clap, then he fled after one slap (Pap!)
Son, shut your trap, save it for the bitches
Mmm, delicious, rapp snitch knishes

I did 2 side jobs and made an extra
3500 bucks on top of my boomer paychecks
should i buy VZ

>>55036121
It's Saturday night and if you're not drunk then you're a Jewish incel boomer

>>55036157
Why VZ?

PHIL TWEETED ABOUT THE COURSE LAST NIGHT. HE SWEARS HE LOVES ROCHESTER.

>>55036194
Was just going to ask why vz is being brought up so much.

Test

>>55036206
Oops meant for /sp/. I'm phone fagging on two blue board threads

set a bunch of limit buy orders for various things
damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Is the spoken form of Ancient Sumerian understood well enough to learn it as a foreign language? (financially speaking)

>>55036181
Imma order pizzer fren, watch the 10y yield for me.

>>55036210
VZ is a total shitter. avoid. And no, I havent looked it into it at all. But i know im right

>>55036242
I made a steak with broccoli and mashed taters earlier, but I'm thinking MCD for a post dinner dinner

I know this isn't a popular thing but Social Security and Medicare will be under the knife very soon. Those fucks will have basically 4 choices; cut off the deadbeats, jack the requirements to get it, cut S.S benefits, or cut medicare coverage benefits. Of those 4 jacking the requirements and cutting s.s benefits are the two most likely things they'll do. Considering the costs of medical things cutting medicare v.s s.s the people would be willing to take the s.s cut over the medicare.

>>55036181
>if you're not drunk then you're a Jewish incel boomer
Post your market gains from last week. I don't take advice from drunk retards

>>55036229
Limit order buy spy $333?

>>55036276
If they fuck with medicare I will literally have no reason to continue working. Fuck it at that point. I am only still in for the old people insurance.

>>55034939
Debt autist says June 9th we get within 11 bill:
https://twitter.com/Johncomiskey77/status/1659729003148713985

>>55034995
>>55034973 is memeing. It's not a linear process. That's why if we clear June 9th the next earliest date is likely way off in late July.

>>55036277
I don't take orders from anons larping as alphas

>>55036181
i'm fasting today though
might do some HIIT before bed, probably put it off till tomorrow though
gotta take care of your body, anon, it's the only one you get

>>55036242
I made bacon mac and cheese for the wife. I'm drinking jack and gingerale

What's happening to the 10yr Oo

>>55036296
>>55036309
>bacon
>Jack Daniels
Yea im gonna retreat from this conversation. You got me pal...

>>55036326
It's actually Evan Williams because it's better and cheaper. Just habit calling whiskey and gingerale as Jack and ginger.

I really don't care of you disagree with me eating bacon. If yourself so desperate to be unhappy then kill yourself.

I the slut have baked. I am sorry.

>>55036385
>>55036385
>>55036385

>>55036346
>If yourself so desperate to be unhappy then kill yourself.
See that's where you are wrong and exposed yourself as the vaccinated goyim nigger cattle that you are. My religion is green. God is green. Look outside. Look at my realized gains last week. How can I be unhappy if I'm green? Whereas you are drinking to numb yourself, numb your mind, your body, dare I say numb what little soul you have left. You know it too, thats why you keep doing it. You know what makes me happy, knowing I used to do it to, but was able to stop and find healthier things to do. I think I'll drink some apple juice and go get a 2nd DDR gaming session in for the day after cooking a home cooked meal and watching goyball (golf). Do whatever you want, just don't drag me down with you you fuck. It makes me happy selling you worthless options. It makes me happy taking green when it's there. It makes me happy growing green plants. It makes me happy feeding my birds. It makes me happy knowing my ancestors are smiling at me. Can you say the same you numb dumb fuck

>>55036399
>>55036399
>>55036399
Don't delete pls

>>55036401
Tldr move to next thread.
Way tldr

>>55036405
It's ogre

>>55036408
Your loss

>>55036424
what the fuck anon, people were actually in your thread

>>55036262
its got debt but very good cash flow and mega high dividend now that stock price has tanked, low P/E and div well covered, its a boomer stock
its gonna get absurd if yield is like 10%

>>55036454
Janny deleted it again

>>55036468

FUCK JANNIES

Just ban me janny, put me out of my misery
>>55036474
BUT why did he delete yours

Literally what is he doing

>>55036495
I deleted it since yours was the chosen one and I knew if I left it up someone would get jannied. I was too slow it seems.

>Both bakers simultaneously fuck up

>>55036544
>>55036544

>>55035305
They are also notorious buttfuckers. That's why whenever you see an escort offering "greek" services, it means she offers anal.

>>55035435
I'm holding 80% of my net worth in t bills with a july maturity. I'm going to be ok, right?...right!?

>>55035761
Most companies either pay dividends or do share buybacks, which is there way of returning earnings to the shareholders. Unfortunately Biden decided to tax share buybacks -- they used to be the infinite money glitch.

>>55036713
lmao this dude fell for the fake t-bills

SIKE!

I went and bought a big can of beer for /smg/ movie night, so it better be a good movie...