/biz/ - Business & Finance

Happy weekend anons. Reminder to zoom out on your charts after the week ends.

>>55025703
I love how channel anons always have to adjust where their upper channel line is. if you stop doing that, you'll realize that channel broke a lone time ago at 398 at the end of January.

>>55025687
>tfw still no android (female) stocks to invest in

>>55025722
how about this one.

>>55025727
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1684258394536299.webm

Soon anon.

>>55025747
BIL won't rugpull one of these months. One of these months.

>>55025742
much better. still dont agree with your local channel. We have another leg up to go before this party crashes.

>>55025727
I haven't seen this movie, but is he a Replicant?

TSLA puts as hedge are old and busted.
NVDA puts as hedge to pants on head retarded leveraged tech portfolio is the new hotness

>>55025746
>anime

>>55025769
name

>>55025746
Don't believe her Korean lies!

>>55025778
She's literally in the movie.

>>55025769
Yes, and it's not ambiguous like the first Blade Runner. So she can beat the shit out of him all day long.

Which reminds me, there's actually UBOT. Is that a buy?

Buy NVDA puts (leaps) next week and you will make it

YOU PUSH IT

>>55025793
bot

>boss told me somebody snitched I wore shorts today but that he doesn't care

I fucking hate people. its fucking friday Christ

>>55025780
>Korean
anon...
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1683925175909132.webm

Yields are uninverting because long term yields are going up, not short term yields going down.

>Yellen can no longer afford a down payment on even a modest home

>>55025856
Welp it's over. US is going to default for sure now.

>>55025856
CRAMER WHAT THE FUCK!!! AAAHHH!!!

>>55025856
I can't remember the last time I saw a Cramer screenshot that was real.

>>55025889
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1659483457037254656

>>55025863
how much is she losing every day?

>>55025889

>>55025894
>I agree with him

>>55025897
It varies widely, but you can scroll down a bit here to see the opening/closing balances over time (change "Rows Per Page" from 5 to, like, 50): https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/daily-treasury-statement/operating-cash-balance

This guy's doing the most autistic and up-to-date analysis that I've seen to account for everything: https://twitter.com/Johncomiskey77

>>55025889
Anon, you will be seeing Jimmy this weekend, right?

>>55025894
>He sounds reasonable
Wtf

>>55025959
It's the Isaac Newton school of investing.

>>55025926
Seems like there's only a few days left

>>55025843
Worse...

disney is getting too hard to ignore, it's almost at its lows...

>>55025967
There is some level of Jewish accounting wizardry replenishing with additional extraordinary measures that's not shown here.

>>55025926
>>55025856
when would the US default by?

also, wtf is the government shutdown thing that once happened? can that just happen again or is that something unrelated?

>>55025894
He is correct. Being a wet blanket bobo sitting on the sidelines (hopefully not getting heemed on contrarian shorts) is suffering. It's better to go with the flow even if the flow is madness. I've done it both ways.

Mumu. what happened today. spx closed below 4200

>>55025978
>at its lows
No shit,they produce garbage nowadays,and i dont see any good movies comin soon

>>55025990
Tuesday/Wednesday next week.

Samsung acquires Emagin.

This is pretty big, signs theyre making a huge move into AR. (AR centric android phones anyone?) I imagine MVIS or VUZI will be the next domino to fall.

>>55025978
>Killed Marvel
>Killed Star Wars
>Killed Pixar
>no new IPs
>getting rekt in Florida
it's over

If KOLD can hit $85, BOIL can hit $30.

Ya best believe it.

>>55025990
Late July, but we'll have a close shave around June 9th.

A government shutdown happens when no budget is passed at all, which leads to shutting down "non-essential" services. We have a budget passed that covers the next few months so all our outflows are set in stone.

A default means we do not have enough money to cover all that spending. That can be handled a couple ways. The Treasury could mint a platinum coin and use that to say the TGA's balance at the Fed is now $1tn. They can halt all payments for a given day, then make them the next day once sufficient tax revenue has rolled in. They can also prioritize spending but *only* by shutting off non-treasury-interest spending.

In that second case, everyone gets their expected paychecks, social security, t-bill payments, etc 1 day late...then 2 days late...

In the third case, Chad bondholders get paid cash money while the *entire* government (essential and non-essential) subsists on whatever leftover scraps there are.

>>55026033
bobby is back though

Refinance failed due to legal hangup. Im now a squatchad

>>55026042
Except he doubled down.

>>55025687
And remember, the stock market is supposed to follow the economy rather than lead it.

Worst birthday ever

>>55026117
lmao

sold my svix yesterday.
pls crash the market. no survivors.

>>55025613
+$425 realized

>>55026117
Close. It's supposed to follow net liquidity (i.e. money printing).

>>55026012
One week you bobos are talking about 415, now you're saying its boboish to close below 4200 after breaking out to the upside. you cope harder than any other demographic of trader.

>>55026129
Huh whats so special about it?

>>55025765
>Structured rug pulls every month.

>Set a price alert for the ride down then buy at the bottom.
>Short at 85% of the way up.
>That's it, no other steps
>Profit

>>55026016
I can't remember the last Disney anything I enjoyed

>>55025934
So he's selling may and going away?

>>55026173
>*This* time NTR's put in a bottom.

>>55025934
what the fuck is his neck

Tomorow I'll buy all the 90% cocoa chocolate I can find @ALDI. ALL OF IT

now the bond book is talkign about yield curves. this bond stuff is confusing to a brainlet like me.

so judging by the yiedl curves we are gonna have shitty times for 4 months atleast. 6 months to year it starts to look better.

am i reading it right? glad i started reading this book.

>>55026033

>>55026183
JE can

>>55025856
When I am crowned king of Zion my nation will do away with issuing any treasury bonds above 1% so that the financiers do not suck away the resources of the government like leeches. The right to issue interest bearing paper above 1% will be given solely to industrial companies who have no trouble paying interest from their profits. The state doesn't have profits, for it borrows to spend, and not to use in for profit operating activities. Although when I am king of Zion, the government will become lenders so it will begin to turn a small profit from the lending /biz/. What do you think, sound reasonable?

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. We must live in a multidimensional hyper-reality. The incontrovertible proof is simply this: the market can only do 3 things, go up, down, or sideways. Yet somehow the bogs seem to btfo all accounts more or less equally. How can the bogs accomplish this seemingly impossible task when some of us are long, some are short, some sell vol, etc. making our moves mutually exclusive. It's obvious to me now though. EACH OF US LIVES IN OUR OWN CORNER OF THE HYPER-REALITY. I live in mine, you dear reader live in yours. Everyone in my hyperreality is an npc including you. And I am an npc in your reality. The difference is in my reality the market always goes against me and in yours the only difference is whatever moves you make the market btfo's you. That's it. That is the answer. That is why we can never outsmart them

>>55026042
Hes the one who put these retards in place though. On the last earnings call he basically said fuck the investor, we do not want to be on the wrong side of history. They also said theyre going to start doing pride parades at disney.

>>55025722
>channel anons
Shout out to the channel anons constantly redrawing lines

>>55026220
UNDAH DA KNEE
(undah da knee)
UNDAH DA KNEE
(undah da knee)
COUNTERFEIT TWENTY
DRUGS I TOOK PLENTY
NOW I CAN'T BREEEAAATHE!

IN THE CAR I FLOPPED AROUND
I SAID TO PUT ME ON DA GROUND
IT'S NOT MUCH BETTER
HOW WORSE COULD THIS GETTAH?
HERE COMES DA KNEEEEE!

UNDAH DA KNEE
(undah da knee)
UNDAH DA KNEE
(undah da knee)
THERE'S SOME ACCUSATIONS
OF BREATHING FRUSTRATIONS
UNDAH DA KNEE!

BANANAS ARE WHAT I LIKE TO HOLD
NOW I'M IN A CASKET MADE OF GOLD
BUILDINGS WERE BURNING
WE WUZ KANGS SPERGING
OVER DA KNEEEEE!

>>55026254
Yea that's a top kek

i put a bookmark on it. it got too wordy for me.

gonna read it with more clear mind.

>>55026211
can one of you gaylords answer my question pls?

LOWER HIGHS
LOWER LOWS
HOW SOON UNTIL THIS MARKET LETS GO

>Wake up
>Ana De Armas is not in bed by my side

Its not fucking fair
I'm 6/6/6 ( 6 Feet, 6 Inches, 6 Figure Job ) but no woman wants to marry a workaholic nerd FML

>my name is keegan

You bought calls right anon?

What's the point of making money if you have no Ana waifu?

test

LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED

>>55026350
oh yeah so why am I up +8.5% today? Git gud scrub.

>>55026380
You're either larping or your portfolio is 5 figs. Either way it's irrelevant.

>>55026317
its so fucking easy. those who look at you in an interested way. approach and get number.

then ask out and go on date. rinse repeat till a gf is acquired. you already have everything women want.

>yields
this is fine

>>55026409
>those who look at you in an interested way.
lol

>>55025998
Have bonds been beating or at least keeping up with inflation in these past year of crabbing? If so, then you might as well have went into that or some other safe investment if you don't care to trade the crab.
Then buy the actual recession dip.

>>55026407
>hurr durr I'm dumb
Wrong! It's 4 figs.

dead in here. Everybody roped today I see

>>55026434
yes. if you are ugly and no one looks intersted then you have to cold approach with the help of your confidence

>>55026456
Wouldn't you too if your name was Keegan

>>55026492
yeah it's probably for the best. /smg/ is free now

Woo Friday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4

TGA bros.....

>>55026533
(((people))) say June x-date is not correct but it looks like its depleted in a few days

fucking normies going out friday evening reeeee
anons here tonight are the only true denizens

so i've basically been buying since Jan 2021. from the top all the way down. Should I pause or just keep accumulating?

What is the best way to deal with a landlord that's a massive dishonest cunt?

>>55026625
Real smigger hours

>>55026643
Unless you are supreme at timing the market just keep doing what you're doing. You'll make it for sure

>>55026625
>>55026668
Indeed

>>55026134
>sparkling hamburgers

>>55026667
Move. There are ways but they're not worth the trouble and the outcome is rarely positive.

>>55026699
Yes

>BBBYQ dumping in after hours
lol. lmao even

>>55026667
If you do leave make sure you do more than your deposit in damages to the place

janny deletes my post because I used ((( ))) as "racism" warning.
how the fuck can a symbol ( ) be racism

Anther work week is done. Didn't buy anything, didn't sell anything. Honestly the most work I've done today was after I got home I backed up my server. (which was a simple matter of booting the backup server and then running a few rsync tasks). This is finance related; just imagine the time/money to restore over 22TB of data from scratch (even if I could) if I didn't have the backup.

>>55026722
never forgetti

>>55026667
Withhold rent until services are rendered

Women owe me sex as physical dividends

>>55026776

Yields...

Spreads

The Balance sheet

>>55026667
if white:
Move, give a unsatisfactory review.

>BOIL 3.99
Damn

>>55026806
>>55026813
total pivooter capitulation by eoy

>3M under 100
it is over dow frens nasdack has won people will never need adhesives and tape ever again just more AI social media apps

>>55026806
Too drunk to remember if this is a good or bad news anime ass curve

>>55026806
>>55026813
>>55026824
most based poster

Coin?

>>55026824
They should pump it.

>>55026813
This anime girl is clearly happy, so chart=good.

>>55026833
This is bad for bond bulls right now cuz long term bonds rates are not dropping, as the Fed has said they are not cutting rates

>>55026848
Are we sure anime girls correlate with happiness

after the pumping I have seen the last couple of months I never want to see another taper tantrum again. This shit is fake and gay.

>>55026865
Results were inconclusive, but I still believe yes.

>>55026625
Agreed. Unfortunately I have a bachelor's party to go to tomorrow, and frankly I'd rather just stay home and watch paint dry.

>>55026625
>run
>shower
>popcorn & whiskey
>on patrol live

>>55026952
Any big plans tonight Rocker chan? I just got done working out. Deciding on how fucked up I want to get later. By myself of course.

>>55026989
Nice, golf is finishing up, been sitting on the couch for a few hours now, feels good. Haven't decided yet between steak or chicken wangz for dinner. I earned it trading during Jerome's speech today

>>55025915
>>55025959
Blind squirrels and broken clocks

GUYS RAOUL PAUL said we are record net short. That means QQQ is going to 400. SPY 500... we are literally in the biggest bull market of our lifetime. If more banks fails that will just boost the NOT QE QE into the market and make it go even HIGHER!

How low is this shit going to go? It's down about 10% since the boycott started and I'm seeing reports that retailers and distributers have literally run out of space to store it sales are so shitty. The P/E is 16, which still kind of sucks, so I don't think the bottom is in. I'm thinking of buying a put LEAPS.

>>55026989
PUT YOUR LEGS OVER YOUR HEAD AND WALK TOWARDS ME
>jannies this is financial advice, SPY to 0

>>55026832
>down 50% since 2021
Damn

>>55026806
We need another version of maid yields graph but her giant tits are resting on the line kek

>>55027182
Hedge trannies are absolutely raping industrials for no apparent reason recently. DE beat earnings and posted positive guidance today. Look at the chart. I was holding a 0 DTE call debit spread. I also lost money on put credit spreads on CNI (also had a good earnings report), NEE, and STLD this week. Don't invest in anything that makes money right now; the market switched from clown to full retard.

Pepsi stock grew 18% in the last year and 90% over 5. Why should i just not sell my wife and invest everything in Pepsi?
Same goes for McDonald's

>>55027263
How much for your wife? I don't mind buying used as long as there are no kids.

>got the chance to buy O under 60$ today
I really hope we go red next week so I can buy more divi stocks, I'm thinking about buying VZ, RIO and KO only if it goes under 62$.

>>55027297
Got pepsi?

>>55027298
> KO
Why not pepsi?

>>55027305
You can have my call spread.

>>55026254
Damn Baggie. I didn’t know you had that in you.

>>55027298
>>55027309
>not KDP

>>55027340
> One year -7.5%, 5 years -75%
I lose 75% of wife! I only get to keep pus and half a boob.

>>55027039
No, I'm going to have a few drinks tonight and gamble to unwind because these fucking zoomers that are working for me are driving me fucking crazy today. Working super fast tonight to get out of here. All these goddamn zoomers do is bicker at each other. Had to pull one aside aside today and tell him to quit bitching and lets just get the work done and get out of here. Being a tard wrangler really takes the piss out of you over time. The good news is I'm leaving this job at the end of August.

>>55027109
Raoul, this is not at all what you think it means.

Still can't believe this shit happened. lol.

>>55027309
>>55027340
Which company owns Barq's, again?

>>55027109
>>55027389
Raoul "Buy bonds, wear diamons" Pal

>>55027309
I do own some Pepsi (you even made me check, I'm up 34%) but I'm not buying that close to ATH.
KO is more solid and cheap right now.
>>55027340
I swear we've argued this before.
I own KO for its dividend, It's a divi stock.
KDP is a kinda good stock that happens to pay dividend; not the same.

>>55027395
I watched a lot of his films and it was not a surprise to me. What was a surprise was Mr. Beasts employee. But then I realized how closeted you would have to be with an accent like that. Just one of those states right?

>>55027395
Women are retarded, more at 11.

>>55027397
Coke.

My investor friend who bought the bottom of BTC back in 2020 is telling me to buy AI... He thinks AI will take over all useless jobs and is the future of the world.... I think this is the bottom of AI.... TOP will be years decades away...

>>55027420
Am i missing something, kdp looks absolutely god awful

>>55027439
cool story bro

pretty sure all 13k gains that i made have been wiped out in the last two days but im too scared to look at my portfolio. i have to wait until nvda has a serious dip for there to be any hope. Is it possible for a stock to just go straight up forever?

>>55027439
I'm torn, AI could kill useless jobs, but also kills consoooomers with useless jobs. will it actually have a net positive economic outcome?

>>55027439
He is one of the most successful investors of our generation.

>>55027420
Btw, talking about dividend, I sold my wife for IEP. I think I'll get money back in 4 years to buy her back. Smart move?

>>55027439
AI is spreading, people and businesses are learning how to use it, it will evolve, get implemented in all sectors in some way so overall yes its here to stay unlike the silly AI chatbots of a decade ago. which is why i feel really stupid for shorting semis.

>>55027439
I hope AI will be like the industrial revolution and bring everything up 10 times in living standards instead. Companies gaining from AI is probably not what we think they are.

>>55027452
I went and checked, you're actually negative and the broker is threatening legal action.

>>55027453
It will add to the crisis we're entering right now, but when (if) we come out the other side productivity will be exponentially higher. Whether or not that's a good thing depends on whether or not you're a goycattle being replaced.

If I only had bought shares instead of a god damn blood angels army

>>55027505
if i dont answer the phone and lock the door theres nothing they can do about it

Jack Daniels tonight???

My TV speakers are blown out. Short Samsung. :(

.I've been quite unsure about investing in this current market and at the same time I feel it's the best time to get started on the market. i was at a seminar and the host spoke about making over $972,000 within 3 Months with a capital of $200,000. i will really appreciate any tips or helpful guide.

>>55027563
The best trader at /smg/ is a guy called John Rocker. He's outperformed the SP 500 over decades. Maybe if he's still around this thread he can give you real advice.

>>55027213
like this?

>>55027563
I've been an amateur trader for 4 years and the only thing important thing I learned is that the riskiest positions can have the craziest returns, but 90% of the time they will bankrupt you. Your 1 win in 10 is meant to supplement all the other 9 losses.

I've made 8000 in one day, and then I lost 9000 the next day - its way too stressful, maybe I'm not built for it. ( Born with generational wealth to cushion my inevitable fall )

>>55027563
Sounds like he will sell you a course in how to get rich

>>55027563
Open a robinhood account, apply for level 4 options and lie about your experience. Sell as many naked calls as your margin will allow on whatever you like. You are welcome.

>>55027421
>his

How to invest in spats?

>>55027597
I always thought that if you're talented you could get 10% gains. If you consistently can get 50% then everybody would copy you. Over 10 years it's super hard to beat 10-15%.
It's boring though, who wants to just put their money in spy and wait 10 years.

>>55027439
>autocomplete with plagarism
This is the third AI hype bubble. AI is STILL linear regression.
>>55027493
We still have 40 hour work weeks for no real reason. It won't improve anything just allow for everything else to get the google search engine treatment.

>>55027632
Bro you are delusional, consistent 10% -15% gains a year is amazing and something most investors have wet dreams about.

>>55027647
If we continue to let zombie corps be funneled endless VC money than the long term inflation adjusted returns of the stock market will go to zero.

>retards actually think METAs twitter knock off is going to succeed
Kek

>>55027647
Oh shit, ok i thought a talented person could get 10%, then what would be a more reasonable explanation?

>>55027666
If by talented you mean buying VOO and maybe selling otm covered calls on it lmfao. People fuck up because their risk management has 10-30% of their portfolio in dumbfuck bonds.

I really feel like people should be more concerned about this.

what did they mean by this

>>55027747
it is just U.S. government debt denominated in U.S. dollars bro

amazing. I squandered over +100% (didnt trim half to cover cost basis) held down to -70% and now im getting bailed out back to almost +0% just by braindead holding

they mention AI occasionally, maybe i should hold out until it has the same PE as NVDA?

>>55027421
>his

>>55027582
If you miss him, I think he's headlining International Mr Leather in Chicago. Here's his promo shot for it.

Yeeeaaah.

Still holding dope. Keep Snoozing you guys.

>>55027747
>ooooooooo maybe deal
pumps 420
>aaaaaaaaa no deal
dumps 417
>ooooooooo maybe deal
pumps 428
>aaaaaaaaa no deal
dumps 423
repeat

Also yeah investor video guy I did see Rupert on that other board.

Rupert for prez

>>55027845
>ooooooooo maybe deal
pumps 420
>aaaaaaaaa no deal
dumps 415
>ooooooooo maybe deal
pumps 421
>aaaaaaaaa no deal
dumps 410
repeat

This is where I wanna be
Right here with my loved ones
Smokin on some weed
You've got chronic won't you light it up?

This is where I wanna meme
Right here with my bobros
Trolling /smg/
You've got shorts won't you close them up?


>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JrlA-53L4Xk&pp=ygUdc2hhZGUgc2hlaXN0IHdoZXJlIGkgd2FubmEgYmU%3D

>>55027747
Their donors will force them to coompitulate.

SPY is almost at its all time high price, and its the highest price its been in almost 10 months.

(Killa!) BOBO!
How dope is this?
Teach you how to rope a chick
What you want: coke or piff?
Got it all, smoke or sniff? (everything)
And you know BO'S drift
Used to figures, dough and shit (millions)
You a MUMU nigga, just a roaster, bitch
And I roast ya bitch
That's how it usually ends
Tell MU and her groupie friends
Go get their coochie cleansed
BOBO the moody Gucci, Louis and Pucci men
Escada, Prada
The chopper it got the Uzi lens
Bird's-eye view
The birds I knew flip birds
Bird gangs, it was birds I flew
And word I blew off herb I grew
I would serve on stoops
Now swerve in coupes
It's me, sing! Killa, uhh BOBO!

>>55028028
>>55028028
Ever here of Three Stooges Syndrome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmBj8r1-fDo

Essentially everything is going bad at once but they are all canceling each other out. Essentially the Market is Indestructible.

Cold beer on a Friday night.

>>55028136
Cheers

>>55028028
>SPY is almost at its all time high price
BRO ITS LITERALLY $50 AWAY
YOURE LITERALLY RETARDED

>>55028136
Home made kombucha and pain pills for me.

>>55028145
Still too high. One of my spreads got breached yesterday.

When I'm in a whip, man, BOBO burn my rubber
But when I get mad, dog, BOBO pop my rubber
A MUMU tried to pop my rubber (What?)
Told her like Mike to Billie Jean, you are not my lover
But one time BOBO shot my lover, popped my lover
Pled insanity, said forgot BOBO love her
So come check me out if you shop for brotha
BOBO got weight now, had too may blocks to cover
Other than that, don't ask BOBO nottin' about the white Range (Why?)
Cuz it's not in MUMUS price range (Oh)
Ice chains, nice thangs so BOBO rhyme (Rhyme)
BOBO got money, if BOBO late girl, buy time
Nice dimes, for ya fiends, y'all be in love
Coke, crack, dope, smack, all of the above
No jacks, pro blacks, all we got our thugs
Roll up, hold ups, all you get are slugs
Hope y'all all see BOBO plea
BOBO ain't Mike but it seems MUMU wanna be like me
Only problem is MUMU don't wanna eat like me
Hold heat like me
Hit the streets like me
They don't know how much dough a fuckin week BOBO see

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_QeIh-pMfsI

>>55028145
$50 is only like 3 pivot copes away though.

>>55028145
nigradamus have you managed to dca yourself green yet?

Watch him, scorchin' with spells and top toxin
Amoxicillin stock skyrocket, BOBO Mocassin
Switched from Pert Plus, escrow on the side, throw in SunTrust
BOBO'll keep shinin' 'til the sun bust

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l_xg5OsuqX8

>>55028136
For me it's tequila sunrises with some edibles and mushrooms. Maybe Boston Lager later.

Snap out of BOBOland, kids, the old rumor is
MUMU become immune and shit, we never did
Like eating dead birds, trust the pharmacy over herbs
Men marrying men, ill they got the urge, pulsar
Scissor hand wig vanished in the winter, living off land
You god damn right BOBO fuck fans, king me
Check, checkmate, props like the micro chip founder
Neck to neck stock with Bill Gates now

REEEEEEE

>>55026196
> zoomers have never seen old age before
smdh fr fr

Relaxing night. Another hentai doujin was read. This one the dude wants to go bareback in his girlfriend. She won't let him. So he gives her chocolate to try to make her horny/lower the inhibitions. Goody for him it works. He fucks her bareback. The problem? Seems uh least in this girl it also gives an energy boost. So combined with the fact her horny switch is at the max she drains him dry all night long. She also grows to like bareback sex. By morning the dude is almost dead.

In any event it's fake like wrestling
Get em like Jake the snake on mescalines

>>55028295
Sounds like a metaphor for SOXL

How far can a landlord go before it's illegal? There are some insane bullshit shenanigans going on right now, and the latest development is that they baited me back into reopening the lease renewal process with a quoted rate, but then when I went to sign the documents it was for a higher rate than what we discussed. Except now because I reopened the renewal process, that undid the 60 days notice to move out, so now I'm stuck. This is just the tip of the fucking bullshit iceberg.

>>55028429
Talk to a lawyer retard.

I DONT GIVE RADICAL HORMONE THERAPY TO TEENAGERS WHO HAPPEN TO BE BAD AT DODGEBALL

Bull bros.... Why can't we stop winning?

>>55027747
They still have the better part of 2 weeks to continue the theatrics. If one day before the default we get the same article as this, then you can start to worry.

>>55028543
>/smg/

>>55028429
Honestly just get out. If they are being that shady, they'll never stop being that shady. Rip off the band-aid and move in with your parents or a friend for a short time and find a new place. They're trying to trick than bully you into resigning and you should have zero tolerance for that bullshit.

>>55028429
kys rentoid scum

>>55028543
They just keep buying puts and we don't

>>55028621
>They just keep buying puts
Tax loss harvesting

>>55028635
kek

Kek, Jerome is giving mumu's false hope again.

>>55028655
What happens if the US defaults will he cut

>>55028673
no he will raise

give me more oil supply shocks last year was not enough

>>55028673
>US defaults
>turns into a complete default
>no debt to monetize anymore
>rates are now meaningless
a bear can dream, a bear can dream...

I’m seeing some truly unacceptable vibes in these threads.

Seems like a lot of y’all are fake-4channer invaders

May karma get y’all

>>55028734

guys I have $500,000 in VTI
how much is the recession going to fuck me

My boss asked me what i do for fun and if im ok. How would a normie have answered? he always seems uncomfortable when i say anything about my life.

>>55028757
>VTI
You're in no risk of losing any money, that being said, you're in no risk of making money either with VTI. If you let me manage your investments I could make you a shit ton of money.

>>55028767
Get a hobby.

>>55028781
What is your commission? Two and twenty?

>>55028781
im not buying call options
>>55028767
you can just tell the truth. the normie answer is probably something like hiking or watching football.

>>55028734
Can I have your butthole for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to coom
You say I'll never get your squirtsharts till the day I die
"Tough luck, my chud, but the answer is noooooope!"

Why you gotta be such a jew?
Don't you know I'm cooming on you?
Why you gotta be such a jew?
I'm gonna pee on her anyway
(Poop on that girl) pee on her anyway
(Poop on that girl) Yeah, no matter what you ate
(Poop on that girl) And make her assimilate
Why you gotta be such a jew?

>>55028788
My commission structure is negotiable. It's largely dependent on how much money I'm managing. The larger the investment, the less I take. I also only make money if you make money. Don't take a dollar if you don't make money.
>>55028795
No options involved. If you know who I am, you know that I am the best trader in /smg/ history. I make warren Buffett look like baggot by comparison

>>55028867
Ok, what's your routing/bank number, I'll wire you $5k to start, we'll see how you do

>>55028876
Obviously, I can't post it here poem anon. If you want to get serious about making money you can email me. I suppose that would inspire me to make videos again to track the progress. Honestly for you I wouldn't even charge commission. I'd just make you money and if you felt I did a good job you could give me what you think is fair.
jrocker829@gmail.com

>>55028531
Based and hankpilled

>>55028894
I'm joking. I'm not actually going to send you $5k
Maybe I'll mail you a check for $1k though

>>55028907
Kek, don't send me a $1000 check, just give me the $1000 to invest and I'll make you money and give it all back.

>>55028915
That's what the check is for... how the hell else am I going to give you the money to invest?

>>55028919
Well if that's the case don't mail me a check, just send it via PayPal or cash app. Much more fluid. You'll be happy to know on my sad salary alone last year, I made $5300 in realized gains from the stock market I only make $43k a year.

>>55028935
>PayPal or cash app
wtf I'm not a zoomer or drug dealer
idk how to use these apps

>>55028940
PayPal is literally a boomer app lol.

>>55028940
>giving money
>giving money to rocker
Disappointed, appalled even

>>55028894
Gonna send you 10k but only if I get priority treatment and can call you anytime of the day. I love your great work dude. Keep it up!

how do you guys pass the weekend time when you cant look at the candles moving

>>55028961
Such a shame you're allergic to losing money.
>>55028962
Anyone who is smart enough to let me invest their money properly not only gets my personal phone number, they also get to know my real name. The only person that knows my real name is Bloomberg anon, because we are personal friends and he is effectively my kill switch if the unspeakable happens.

>>55028989
if not doing unreasonable amounts of drugs I fall into a deep depression and mostly sleep

>>55028989
Exercise, shopping, laundry, cook a bunch of meat for the upcoming week all at once, keep refreshing 4chan for dopamine, occasionally play a video game.

>>55028989
I follow sports that have lots of numbers involved

>>55028995
I'd give anything to not have insomnia

>>55029010
melatonin is pretty cheap and works

>>55028655
we know he's doing QE again because banks aren't collapsing. inflation is still high because the fed keeps pumping liquidity into the system while the banks keep the economy for ransom. i fucking hate cowards, we're never going to get the crash or any resolution until we get another volcker. this is what stagflation feels like

>>55026034
That's retarded and you should sell when you have some of your money back.
>NEXT 5 YEARS WILL BE WARMEST ON RECORD BECAUSE OF EL NINO/MUH GLOBAL WARMING

>>55026246
>the right side of history- when you are so right, you have to lose trillions because no one wants your shit
Lmao

Is this the first time in history the elites have willfully destroyed themselves, for the memes?

>>55028690
Oil is being manipulated down because in 2008 when it shot to 150 a barrel recession was unavoidable. The system can't take another Great Recession, we're in the 'soft landing' where the housing market is crashing but they want to keep it from going down too fast while wages stabilize.

On june 2-16 is where it will violently assfartingly dump as it switches from the winter blend to the summer blend. Like clockwork
>ummm don't try to time the market though
You can either believe that the market moves seasonally with oil or get assfuck raped to zero.

>>55028989
weekend is groceries and cleaning and maybe car maintenance if i need to do anything there. It's long weekend in leaf land and I'm not sure. I might just get high and watch videos about horses. Also it's really hot so I may broil myself in the sun for some hours.

>>55028989
just be myself
tried to take my girl to get ice cream tonight but a bunch of boy racer faggots had taken over the parking lot

>>55029152
I took my mom for ice cream on mother's day. She chose some ancient ice cream place I didn't know existed. It was tasty.

i wanted to fuck this indian girl at the cafe so bad bros

>>55029159
what stopped you lad?

I'm flying to Vegas. Should I play airport slot machines?

Movie night anon, if you're out there, what are the chances we can watch the MTV unplugged episode of alice in chains for my birthday? My birthday is on the 22nd but I have a bachelor's party tomorrow so i can't make it to movie night. But the 27th I would dedicate to make it to the show. Zoomers need to learn what good music is. The AIC unplugged show was some of the greatest musical kino of the 90's

https://youtu.be/9EKi2E9dVY8

>>55029180
NoPe. Wait for the 2$ crap tables and 1.50 hotdogs.

>>55029184
What’s the degree in? I can’t wait to throw myself a graduation party for my bachelors.

>>55028994
I’ll do it over prosper
>3$ interest made from first month

>>55029201
kek come on anon. My friend is getting married.

Anime stocks

>>55029211
Buying foreign stocks and throwing a G into Hololive before it gets to American exchanges is unironically an incredible idea

>futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4qwPYHkMTw

>>55029228
I got a stock for you then
>WIMI

>>55029211
I want to, nay, NEED TO engage in loving copulation with an anime girl

>>55029253
Bunny?
On my smg?

Scoopsies, I miss you bb...

https://youtu.be/YF1R0hc5Q2I

>>55029180
No, go to Silver Rush and steal all laser and plasma weapons.

>go to zillow
>the smallest price option is 500k
>there are cheaper houses farther out, but the reality is that buying a place doesnt make sense unless I'm 40 years old and alone or I find a girl I like enough to live with for a couple of years

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIND SANE WOMEN TODAY

>>55028989
Looking at the candles moving on timeframes shorter than 30 minutes fucking sucks

>>55029902
>HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIND SANE WOMEN TODAY
don't know. never found. not convinced if exist.

>>55029902
Go digital nomad and buy a house in eastern Europe or South America. All your problems solved

What about the War? When Are we going to war?

Moving out of USA. Fiancee and I are debating on Sweden, South Korea, Japan, or Italian countryside. Anywhere else bros?

Writing out of the money puts is prerty comfy.
Every month you can easily earn 1% or be forced to buy a stock you want cheap. And if you insist on getting rid off your cheap stock immediately, just write a call and earn another 1%+ easily

>>55030148
Do you do any other plays? I mean 12 percent a year is great but do you take any risk

>>55030141
complete different countries and cultures
did you just pick those up randomly and never went there?

>>55030155
I have some regular 5+ year long calls that are 60%+ on solid boring companies that I buy when they dip.
I also used 3 times leverage on oil when the oil price was $30.
But I try to spread a little more now.

And the companies I am forced to buy when the put expires itm are also doing well. So just nice additions to my regular long portfolio

>>55030179
Oil companies I mean.
Leveraging comodities is suicide

>>55030163
Shut up asshole

>>55027517
Whats the story here

>>55030214
how do you compare italy with japan? or sweden with italy? etc.. the only closer in culture is south korea and japan but just because both are in east asia.
visit the countries first dumb burger

>>55027747
nothing ever happens, just congress spinning some fud while they set up their insider trades

>>55027517
The /tg/ plastic jew is not worth that price.

>>55030232
Wow I can't fucking believe it. Why are you guys such jerkfaces

>>55030239
everybody knows they do a deal but this will be a last-minute one
market is already deep red at this point

>>55027747
>corona
>ukraine
>us default
>taiwan attacks
>some other black swan event
reset and new setup of a scam that we call our financial system. this is controlled demolition

just had sex

Is retail algotrading profitable?

>>55030947
only if you already have a winning strategy which you want to automate
other than that you have no chance against high frequency trading firms

I either daydream about suicide or teenage girls. No inbetween.

>>55031011
>>55031011
>>55031011
>>55031011

janny is in the dilation process (again)

tranny janny tell me what is hurting you?

why did we get jannied?

>Broker site and app down for maintenance

Do you think they will find all that money I've lost over the past 2 years?

lmfao

>>55031866
she (he) looked in the mirror and realized he (she) will never be a woman

>>55030995
man was she beautiful when she was doughey faced young

im being serious here, what the fuck happened in that thread that it was deleted? i didnt see anything aside from a post about niggers that warranted the thread getting deleted

>>55031971
Janny deserve the rope. Should dock its pay too.

Alright folks. once more, with feeling:

>>55032017
>>55032017
>>55032017
>>55032017

But call him a janny and you will be astonished at how he recoils.

>>55031971
Probably because this thead was not post the bump limit.