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In three days I lost all the gains I made in two months.

did anyone else slurp the tasty dipperino

Pruned in 3, 2, 1 ...

Cleveland heemer

>>55021325
>hurr durr everyone is bearish

>>55021333
Checked

Of VOO, VTI, etc., which is the best to buy? I saw one anon buying a bunch of different vanguard stuff and talking about fees

>>55021315
>early bake

WHOA BLACK BETTY

Tell me what contracts to buy NOW!!!

>>55021341
The answer to this question actually depends on whether or not you think the inclusion of small caps is fucking gay. VTI if you are a small cap pedo. VOO if you like big mature companies only.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Just bought 0DTE SPY puts at $415 because of max pain or something stupid. How is this going to work out for me anons?

If you don’t reply to this and say fuck jannies you are a gay fucking jannie. WTFWT LMAO LUL KEK

LETS FUCKING GOOO!

How the fuck is US dropping but EU not movinga single tit...

HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAV

WTHWT?!?!

What does he say today bros?

What is the answer anons?

>forgot to cash in my NVDA profit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55021428

Now EU even pumps despite US dumping or holding. I only want to fuckin close my shorts and never short EU again, fuckin Lagarde

>>55021428
>MSM: is this your shortest fight ever, at any time, amateur or professional ever?
>JPow: I don't know, man. Yeah, Yeah. Kashkari, Kashkari-I'm coming for you.
>MSM: Is it frustrating to train like you did and then--
>JPow: Nah, I didn't train for this fight.
>MSM: And have this end in 78 seconds?
>JPow: I trained probably, 2 weeks or 3 weeks for this fight. I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicate this fight, I wasn't going to fight, I dedicate this fight to him. I was gonna rip his heart out cause I'm the best ever.
>JPow(louder): I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless Fed Chairman there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Kashkari is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Volcker, I'm Keynes. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Jesus Christ be praised.
>JPow storms out of the ring

>>55021436
hold brother new ATH is comming next week then we short it

>>55021436
Relax it's pumping to 350 after earnings after Jensen says the magic word dozens of times

I just knew I should've taken profits on SOXL yesterday

US isn't even pumping but EU just goes on, srsly.

>>55021355
Ok that makes sense. Does it matter when you buy? What’s the strategy

>>55021129
>sold all my Oil at $73.40
>$72.33 now
rare time I get perfect timing

Bonds....

>>55021520
Wow you made a whole dollar. *Facepalms*

This is gonna end in a massive rug pull isn't it? Rates just keep going higher and higher as the FOMO pump goes parabolic

>>55021355
i prefer the term small cap cunnisseur, thank you very much

>>55021529
lmao exactly

>>55021530
Tell that EU

We're gonna dump hard af in 45 minutes, huh?

>>55021315
>>55008866
FUCKING LOST MONEY ON BB FUCK YOU BLACKBERRY ANON WHERE ARE YOU

>>55021553
BB anon is the one of the best retard filters we have
he's doing God's work

>>55021537

>small cap cunnisseur
how small?

>>55021325
No way...
>>55021328
Ugly hair and mid face but overall very nice

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>55021537
SIGA?

>>55021560
I thought to buy puts on BB because he was thinkin it was going to 20. FUCK ME

>>55021553
Does the government even use BB anymore?

Good thing that technical indicators like bollinger bands mean nothing to DAX.

>>55021513
when you buy can matter, but people are unironically dollar cost averaging into equivalent products in their 401k plans. Do whatever you want.

>>55021594
No which is why its SUPPOSED to go DOWN

Parabolic clown pump bros wtf happened???

>>55021604
We're in the 1st year of a 10 year crab market.

>>55021570
Based

lol $420.69

>>55021604
Every parabola always dumps, it's like the single easiest trade signal ever.

Someone explain to me why my puts went up in value at 420.70 compared to when we hit that on opening pump?

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
I HAD TO FALL
TO LOSE IT ALL

https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4

Seems like a good time to buy treasury bonds now that everyone hates treasury bonds and prefers the safety of overbought megacap tech companies with weak earnings and outlook

>>55021630
Like their losing less value when it pumps compared to the previous one, usually the other way around.

>>55021614

>>55021323
greentext?

>>55021630
Probably one of them Greeks I reckon.

>>55021604
well MSM is all about how the debt ceiling scare is over

>>55021596
German efficiency

>>55021630
Options are affected by other factors than price: time and volatility for example. Lrn2 black-scholes.

>>55021655
>Probably one of them Greeks I reckon.
I need to learn those seems like they are their own market sometimes and even separate from the stock price

VOO buyers, what is your buying strategy? Once every few months?

........problem?!

>Bears desperately trying to short literally everything
How fucking lame brained can you be? Bunch of fucking reactionary faggots, why can't you just go with the flow instead of being contrarian asswipes?

>>55021670
lmao my man that shit is the essence of options gambling.

June 1st will be one for the books.

>>55021673
Twice a month, first red day in the first two weeks, first red day in the second two weeks

>>55021681
you don't understand, honest price discovery is integral to a healthy market

If Nvidia produced an application that allowed you to know the name and address of pedophiles on the internet, then I would agree with their current valuation.

>>55021528
it was inevitable.
pivooters will suffer through a lot more pain than this.

AND IT ALL CRUMBLES TO DUST

>>55021698
>honest price discovery
has there ever been?

YOU PUSH IT

Potential short squeeze pump?

>>55021710
>pivooters will suffer through a lot more pain than this.
A pivot would have sent long end yields way higher because it meant the Fed was giving up on the inflation fight. Pivooters are psychopathic equity bulls who think we're returning to ZIRP with high inflation thereby creating hyperinflation and the golden bull run. Bond bulls want more rate hikes to guarantee delfation

>nasdaq pumping on daily but bitcoin flat
something's not right

You should be trading FTCH right now

>>55021718
And you could have it all, my empire of dirt.

>>55021743
I WILL LET YOU DOWN

>>55021701
I just don't get how you imbeciles STILL want to whine about how "muh Nvidia is overvalued!", as if they aren't one of the leading future tech manufacturers with real value. Absolute contrarianism.

>>55021710
Bonds doing worst then /lean hog today

WTF I JUST DEPOSITED $1400 INTO MY FIDELITY ACCOUNT
WHY CAN'T I TRADE WITH IT YET
I'M GONNA MISS THE DIP

>>55021750
DOWN DOWN DOWN, TO THAT BURNING RING OF FIRE!

Inflation won EU, Lagarde capitulated (never even tried). I should have known.

>>55021738
I'm sure the pedos here would fuck that faggy boy and not even feel ashamed

>>55021752
It just sucks that Dr Su and her company is getting buttfucked while her cousin is raking in the money.

>>55021752
>leading future tech manufacturers with real value
Automatic bullshit generators like ChatGPT and lame generative art is not real value. AI stocks are in a hype bubble

Very funny guys, now it's time to start selling

>>55021738
The smartest money in the market (people who didn't sell bitcoin at 60k), is now rotating into ai stocks.

>>55021689
Ok I’ll start a position on the next red day. What do you do when there’s a bunch of red? Buy buy buy?

>>55021769
So you mean they're going to go even higher right?

>>55021780
If they're smart they'd better start rotating out of that EV 2.0 garbage.

what's jpow gonna do 2day

>>55021756
Dip in what?

>>55021780
hurry retards buy into PLTR and c3.ai you can make it the bull run has not started yet

>>55021769
Get with the times, gramps, it's the other way around. The paradigm is shifting very quickly away from the days where these companies had to watch millions evaporate every year just to maintain a workforce of code monkeys and HR. It's not a coincidence that Big Tech companies are dispensing with huge chunks of their workforces only to see big earnings bumps.

>>55021789
>So you mean they're going to go even higher right?
Yes, and then brutally crash. Centralized AI tools like ChatGPT need years of refinement. Right now they're just parlor tricks and propaganda tools

>>55021796
based buffett gently holding up my OXY position like he is caressing a large soft pair of balls

Why does spy just crab and only ever move either way pre market

>>55021796
I missed it...

>>55021811
AI tools are not new. For example Google search is an AI tool. Things like ChatGPT try to centralize various AI tools into a single user-friendly format. It will work but it needs years of refinement before it's ready. And even then it won't be the revolutionary jump that people are expecting. Companies are using ChatGPT as an excuse for layoffs. These companies have a lot of worthless employees and need a way to improve their profits

>>55021818
Jews don't want a market move

>>55021794
he needs to talk this market down, but

>>55021786
Honestly, I don't really have that strict of a process. My two week thing is something I try for... most of the time I forget

>>55021767
and >everyone keeps forgetting AMD can do chiplets while Nvidia has to waste more resources/memory/power because each of their bigass Hopper GPUs for AI is near the limit of manufacturing, and scaling will be dependent on TSMC node shrinks
>AMD can just glue more GPU chiplets for more performance, including Xilinx AI acceleration tiles onto whatever they like, plus get greater yields + efficiency from smaller GPU dies spreading out the load (cheapies for big consooomers, easier cooling) without needing to duplicate as many resources past X performance
>Mi300 just shows Nvidia's literally just a software company who can charge insane prices for aging tech designs because AMD hasn't shilled their HIP/ROCM and got their shit together for non-genius normie devs yet

One day... we'll be back at $125. The next... we'll be #AMDone with the FUD (also, hi Intel...)

Don’t miss BOIL it won’t stop going up… simple play here is the return to office will drive up natural gas consumption. I’m already seeing more of the natural gas busses on the roads and my work building went from 5% occupancy to 150% occupancy with lots of hot desking. Production is slowing and consumption rising. It’s a no brainer.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/thomas-laubach-research-conference.htm

Is this where JPOW wil l speak in 40 mins?

Can we just get a fucking move instead of a sideways day

>>55021872
Nah I'm got the link

What's the move? Calls on Vix?

What do I buy this fine morning?

>>55021871
zoom out, BOIL is going to zero

>>55021315
Is there anything worse than a soxl investor?

>>55021891
we had one of those yesterday

jpow just checked the bulls' hopes and dreams index

>>55021814
>implying propaganda tools of this caliber aren't worth 10s of trillions

>>55021900
US Treasury Computer (ticker: GOVT)
Everyone hates bonds so it's time to buy bonds

>>55021892
>10 new posts
huh?

>pedo general
admin ban these faggots

Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194

Just sold some of my SOXL calls for this new rig. What do you guys think?

Alright this is dumb; I'm going to go make some coffee. You guys want any?

>>55021918
ChatGPT will be used to endlessly and infinitely spam the internet with scams and cheap advertisements. Imagine a million Buzzfeed-esque articles being generated every minute spammed all across the internet at all hours always forever. It'll cause a lot more closed off websites that require human verification to post.
Right now ChatGPT is dumb as hell but it's really confident in it's answers. People are also dumb and gullible as hell so it's good combination.

Sell your calls anon, if you bought them.

>>55021970
Back in the 90s, there was this song called "Detachable Penis".

>55021970
wtf did I just watch

55021970
uh...

>>55021970
why didnt we join the axis man, the world would be such a better place

>>55021325
i dont think commercial = retail

im thinking of parking my money in a 1 month t bill
what should i expect?

>>55021736
bond bulls get raped by rape hikes, what do you think the banking sector's 50% portfolio down consists of?

Lets post real women now (2d)

Happy Friday, my good chums

>>55021971
>coffee
no dark bean water for me thanks

>>55022014
ok

>>55021985
i member

Just give up. It's that easy.

>>55022028

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>55021365
Sorry for your loss.

Are we crabbing?

>>55021871
Where exactly is the tug of war happening between wfh and strict 5 days office work? Where I live corpos compromised on hybrid work in 2021 and it hasn't changed since.

>>55022028
Me too, I downloaded every King Missile song. Detachable Penis is good, the rest makes you want to kill yourself (in a bad way).

>>55022013
No, they get raped by inflation expectations. The short end is affected by the FFR. Take a look at how the 10 and 30 year reacted over the years to rising FFR: https://en.macromicro.me/collections/51/us-treasury-bond/762/us-fed-funds-rate-treasury-bonds-rate

>>55022014
something feels real off about that anatomy

>selloff finally comes
>immediately reverses with a fat candle
I'm going to kill crabs

>>55022047
Thats a big crab

>>55022067
Is this better?

>>55022011
5.415% coupon rate. idiot.

>>55022083
fuck off pedo

>0 volume on my small cap

I mean i guess ill take it

when Poowell poo in well?

>>55022091
>annualized yield

>>55022011
use $bil or $sgov and keep your money in the market, rh and ibkr already give you the fed fund rate on unused cash i think fidelity too.

>>55022066
a rate hike of 50bps will hit a 30 year bond 30 times, it's simple interest but every coupon is affected.

UNH bros they hate us cuz they anus

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sell_in_May

we have been doing nothing but go up since october
this rally is driven by the AI meme and has priced in optimal outcomes already (banks, rape kikes, US default, war etc)
what could drive the market higher at this point?

>>55022091
>yield = coupon rate
>coupons on 1-month T-bills
wtf am I reading

>>55022011
Not much

>>55022127
No it's not like that. Check the link I sent you

what the fuck is this nigga gonna say? will they turn the VIX machine on?

It's over San Juan Basinbros... we're not gonna get good payouts... fuel is too cheapie now, time to diiiip!

>>55022132
>what could drive the market higher at this point?
Poowell pooing in the well with a
BIG
PHATT
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
that means market and its participants xd

Why haven't they announced a split for UVXY yet? what do these fucking j*ws know

My trading strategy is to poop my pants every day that I close red. Unfortunately in the last few weeks since I began this practice I have developed a taste of pants-pooping. I mean once you get the initial recoil it just keeps your pants nice and warm. Plus the smell isn't too bad. I even find it alluring. Anyway this past week I've been losing quite a lot of money and clearly this strategy is no longer working. Can anyone recommend a new strat?

>>55022160
>they're not splitting because soon it won't be needed
FUGGGG

DING DING DING DING 10 Minutes till King Crabs Speech

>>55022144
literally "higher for longer" and "no cuts planned" for the 1000th time. maybe market listens this time

>>55022199
>maybe market listens this time
will it listen today or monday? so tiresome

>>55022055
Just like my man Tom Waits.

>>55022199
there might be some dank bernanke memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUY16CkS-k

Is this cow sick?

The megacap tech stock market is healing

>>55022199
>maybe market listens this time
not likely
haha

>>55022212
nah you get reaction before he even said the sentence with all this face, speech recognition shit

>>55022144
what time does he speak

>>55022228
the speeches get published and an API picks them up its not magic

>>55022144
>the VIX machine

>>55022244
ladies and gentlemen, may i present to you... the VIX machine

DUMMP BEFORE POWELL FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

lmao jannies got heemed for being to heavy handed on the hammer

>>55022244
>>55022260
>mechanical VIX

POW IS READY

I am tired of oil pooping its pants

>>55022215
>>55022144
is that just snot or parasites?

>>55022278
>he took delivery on mechanical VIX shares

POMP IT TO PLANET X DADDY JPOW

The most hated rally will continue till the heat death of the universe.

>>55022144
>what the fuck is this nigga gonna say?
half of the crowd will interpret it as
>TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
and the other half will be
>stock market upswing
>labor market strong
>the economy firing on all of the cylinders
>wait a moment? they aren't going to cut rates into a red hot economy, will they?
and everything will even itself out

he waved his hands and said short
Do the thing

Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

If he even talks about it, this is more a discussion than a speech.

>>55022297
>he took delivery on mechanical VIX shares
post gaping butthole

why does bernanke sound like a little bitch?

They are speaking at a funeral...
>FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET
FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET
>FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET
FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET
>FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET
FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET

>>55022295
Probably just impacted snot
t. prairie dweller

is lamenting a dead guy bearish or bullish

>>55022316
he's an old jew, wtf do you expect

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/19/watch-fed-chairman-jerome-powell-speak-live-on-monetary-policy.html

PARTY'S OVER... YOU HEARD ME, SCRAM

>>55022185
I like that crab bell

>>55022327
bullish
means there is now more room for growth

He said Up
Here we go

WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING AT INFLATION

>>55022361

>Jerome Bane: speak of the devil and he shall appear
>Bobo: What the hell is going on??!!
>JB: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>Bobo: Oh really, do I look like I'm running the S&P 500 right now? Your hit on the stock exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my meme construction crews going around 4chan 24 hours a day. How exactly is that supposed to help me cover my shorts?
>JB: Leave us.
>Bobo: No stay here I'm in charge
>JB: (places upturned hand on Bobo's shoulder) Do you feel in charge?
>Bobo: I've paid you a small fortune.
>JB: And this gives you power over me?
>Bobo: What is this?
>JB: Your money and infrastructure have been important...Till now
>Bobo: What are you?
>JB: I'm the short sellers reckoning, here to end the borrowed shares you've all been living on.
>Bobo: You...are...pure...evil
>JB: I'm necessary evil
>(Bobo screams in pain and dies)

Muh niggers

>>55022114
Can you explain how these work? How do you make money off them

Why didn't they just open the factories

>>55022243
thats not how it works

Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. Mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old Jew woman voice, "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down and laughs to himself.

JUSTS ELL JUST TEUST ME

>>55022379
You get a couple of them. Then you whore them out and take half the money they make.

>experienced
past tense

WHAT DID HE SAY???

>>55022409
>half
lol
tell me you're not a pimp without telling me you're not a pimp

Fell

>NatGas up
>Oil rugging

>>55022410
its over

they're laughing

>>55022413
he reached into his shirt through the collar and started making fart sounds with his armpit

>>55022410

>>55022350
The guy who played Fredo was such a good actor.

First time I'm hearing Bernanke live and he's a dangerous charismatic shit.

Rise
US treasuries can always be valued accurately
and when the economy goes down the value of US treasuries rise

Regional bank bros I'm not feeling too good right now

>the TOOLs
>the TOOLS
>THE T0OLs!!!
>MUHFUGGIN TOOO)))000OLS!!!

KRE R U G G E D

Financially speaking, my cock never recover from this crabbening.

i love it when Jerome talks about his tool

The tools we use will affect both (financial health and macroeconomic systems)

Where does I watch the Jerome video stream, other guy lied.

>>55022476
uh oh stinky

XLF
>XLF
XLF
>XLF
XLF
>XLF
XLF
>XLF
XLF
>XLF
XLF
>XLF
XLF
>XLF

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

Nasdaq teetering on the brink

>>55022435
Goddamn I haven't done that in like 20 years. You made this old man smile.

DEATH TO SPY HAAHAHAHAHAHHA

JUST BUY

>>55022491
it's the video at the top of that page
how retarded are you

this nigga talmbout yogi bear it's over mumus

>>55022491
https://www.federalreserve.gov/

We are entering a new period where supply shocks will be consistent.

we end green anyways because ai

>>55022491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcaogYUmCPk

>>55022500

SHOCKS

UVIX/UVXY/VIXY bros how many shares did you all buy yesterday? I bought a couple of June VIX futures contracts. You cannot imagine how much fun I'm having right now

Further Persistant supply shocks as the pandemic mercifully recedes into memory. We will need to control for more supply shocks to come

>>55022514
Yogi Bear hung out in Jellystone, which is obviously a parody of Yellowstone. Yellowstone is a National Park in Wyoming. Grand Teton is a National Park in Wyoming. Jackson/Jackson Hole is near Tetons. Holy shit it's over.

>>55022512
Why are you so mean broo :/

HOLD STILL YOU DUMB MUMU NIGGER

>>55022435
>>55022506

sounds and looks like a jackson hole repeat

The Pandemic scrambled the labor market readings

>>55022543

Whoever this nervous voice guy is is not helping

>>55022535
>>55022542
They're prepping the market for Covid 2; Ebola Strikes Back.

What just happened to gold?

I forgot how much I fucking hate the Bernank.

>>55022379
They use cash to buy a ton of 1-3month treasuries then give you the pay out through a dividend and the fund performance. Benefit it that when you buy the bond itself your money is locked up, through these you can take it out whenever and don't have to wait.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55022562
He never has

>>55022564

There has been SCRAMBLING

>>55022562
Bad bait. Right?

>>55022547
it's funny even without the sounds

There is no reason low inflation and high employment cannot coexist with sufficient slack

>FIRST SPIKED
implies more spking to come SELL SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

SUPPLY SHOCK SUPPYL SHOCK SUPPLY SHOCK SUPPLY SHOCK

HIGHER. FOR. LONGER.

>>55022564
is this one of them "flights to safety"?

>>55022613
Did they reverse split?

Me thinks this chart looks kinda bearish

>>55022623
>so much higher
for
>so much longer

>Mvis is finally healing

>>55022631
Oh shit filled gap LFG

>>55022631
gap filled, we can continue upwards

It may be the Phillips curve is steepening

PIVOT

PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT

>>55022654

What changed

>>55022631
Reverse abc

she killed banks kwab

>>55022649
>>55022648
Gap filling mind

>market responds to the presenter saying pivot
efficient market

guise what is happening i'm scared

>>55022642
I'd love to spend an afternoon in that ass

>>55022570
What do I have to be watching to make sure I make money off of this

>HE THOUGHT JPOW WOULD BE DOVISH

There is a range of opinions

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55022678
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

Bernanke is crashing the market!

>>55022674
>addicts on withdrawal
that's all these fucks are.
scrambled and fried brains from almost two decades of QE and N/Z/LIRP.

how high do you think rates will go?

moment of truth

>DEBT LIMIT TALKS HIT ROADBLOCK AS GOP NEGOTIATORS WALK OUT
over.

CRUSH IT, CRASH IT, KILL IT

SPY 3500

Retain the Public's Trust

Wow what a coincidence! The market pumps hard and suddenly Ol' Bearish Ben pokes his head out!

>>55022705
BASED

>>55022702
>>55022640
simple as

>>55022702
Hopefully double digit to dunk on all the debtmaxx baggies.

Gold sirs, we’re back!

lmao $420.69 was the SPY high for the year

Of course there are communication challenges with communicating natural uncertainty.

WE WERE KINGS

>>55022542
>We will need to control for more supply shocks to come
What the fuck he mean "control for"? Is this about current F.E.D. policy or a grad student's research paper?

>>55022731
My broker says $420.72, you stupid heeb.

>>55022705
>not setting aside the entire budget for tranny bathrooms
When the republicans realize their portfolios hang in the balance, they'll stop this charade and give the Ds what they want.

>US monetary policy

>>55022689
>Hello darkness my old friend
Haven’t seen this yigger in an age

>>55022731
unlikely.
after another consolidation over time crabisode SPX will hit ~4350pts (+/- 75pts)

We should use forward guidance sparingly when there is nothing good to say

>>55022705
>REPRESENTATIVE GRAVES: WE'VE DECIDED TO PRESS PAUSE ON DEBT CEILING TALKS, BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT PRODUCTIVE.
https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1659582708748546048?cxt=HHwWgMCz5cjrgoguAAAA

>>55022725
wouldn't that be good for debt? can leave your cash earning higher rates while your debt gets inflated away and is only 3% for a mortgage or something

>>55022741
Hey, Ben has a Nobel Prize. He knows what he's doing.

Bernanke's puts are printing, probably

Stop saving SPY Jpow. Put Bernanke back on.

>>55022442
i liked this movie when i was a kid too

>-0.2% mid-day after days of 1%+ rises
>bears rejoicing
i got a feeling that we reverse soon and my pants will be poopy tonight again

>>55022681
well a little late to the game on it now, how ever it will continue to match that return rate until jerome actually pivots, it'll start going down when they start cutting the interest rates not a moment before.

>>55022764
LMAO so retarded, like the market actually thinks the US will default? it's just a game of chicken. it will be raised.

Buy tmf debt ceiling talks have paused. Tlt surged 20% in 2011 under similar circumstances.

Problems arise when the public accepts a different path than policy makers.
Perhaps due to a significant downturn

PERHAPS DUE A SIGNIFICANT DOWNTURN

>>55022766
Anon, most people that go into insane debt don't have cash reserves. I'm talking about the dipshits with HELOC and five figure credit card debt. Furthermore, people with a 3% mortgage are basically chained to it because the principal got nuked from the high rates.

Jpow say it NO RATE CUTS say it

>>55022784
So how much do these return every mont/3months?

>>55022807

>>55022807

>>55022807

MOOOOooooo...

>>55022786
If they fuck it up enough US debt can be downgraded in rating, raising will happen but there may be consequences to delaying.

Debt ceiling shills still in denial

>>55021315
I want something stable with a reasonable expectation to return a few % every year that I can set a recurring deposit to for 10% of my income. I chose the vanguard S&P 500, is there something better?

I would probably choose something more stable like high yield savings account or a CD or something if I had enough cash to make it worthwhile but im just a broke 25 yearold trying to be somewhat financially responsible. 20% is going to my savings, 20% to recreational spending and the remainder I have set up for my bills that are on auto pay. I want to be able to just put my head down for the next 5 years and grow, maybe take new job opportunities if they arise but other than that just set myself up to start my 30's with some kind of stable footing.

>>55024092
Yeah, something like VOO is fine. If you are a true buy-and-hold type with extra risk tolerance - never selling and buying with every paycheck - you can go with a 2x SPY like SSO or a 3x like SPXL.