/biz/ - Business & Finance

5 year plans are for countries dummy. They're too inflexible for people.

Yours might be not getting fucked by Tyron after Sam has ratted you out

>took vaccine 2 years ago
>no mammal survived longer than 5 years in trials
>mfw I actually only have 3 years left

What plan?

>>55018071
I either am rich and can live a neet life style, if I can’t have this then I take over the Jewish world order and end Jewish tyranny forever

>>55018071
make it though crypto investments. move to a tax free country KYC there and cash out nice and clean

>>55018071
reach 100 million.
own dream house
have dream wife
start family.

>>55018144
How the fuck are you planning to do that?
Are you working on a robot waifu?

>>55018071
reach 10 millions
own a house
start a family

What's some good stocks to slurp before ww3 begins in Europe?
Obviously the military industrial complex but what else? I sat on my hands in covid but it's clear that something is going to happen.
5 year plan is be totally resistant to junk food temptation, be jacked, living with a wife starting a family.
But I imagine it's a crap time to have a family.

Make it
Retire my parents
Optimize my health
Live my life

>>55018071
I'm working on hiking every trail in the Smokies. If I can do that without needing a hip replacement going to make an AT attempt. Already have the career, house, and can take a year off and come back no problem. Just need to fix my body

>I also need to get a gf

>>55018410
This meme is too deep.
If Wojak finds enlightenment is he still Wojak?
Why is the roastie not looking into the iPhone screen?
The female cannot sit in solitude and reflect.

>>55018071
exceed Great britain in steel production and send the intellectuals to the rice fields

>>55018071
Just got a second job. I've lost interest in vidya as a hobby so I'm going to work 80 hours a week for the next 5 years to build my cashflow and investments

>>55018499
It's not deep, it's a reference

>>55018071
Probably dying.

I will be on an island because Link is going to hit $81,000

>>55018071
debtmax then kms

>>55018071
I decided in 2020 after the cuckvid lockdowns, St. Floyd riots, the "most secure election in history", and the vaccine tyranny that I would just DCA solely into crypto until the peak of the next cycle in 2024/25 then go innawoods. Preferably to an isolated mansion/compound where I can shoot funs and shitpost on 4chinz with all the other /pol/chads and schizos while the normie NPCs are enslaved in neofeudalism.

>>55019247
I hope we'll be neighbours

>>55018071
plan?

I have no 'plan'. My life is pretty much on autopilot.

>>55018071
Buy low sell high if all goes well.

Move to SEA, >have sex, get rich of crypto/biz

>>55018071
Make it or die.
I have less than a year left.
Imagine caring about living on this worthless disgusting decayed greedy whore coward mediocre planet

Dying

>>55019840
Based

>>55018071
move somewhere that isn't reddit: the country

>>55018071
Survive the upcoming depression without losing my job.

>>55018144
Nice house anon my plan is 5 billions by next year.

I'm just going to keep wageslaving and accumulating currency even though everything is meaningless and I have no reason for living.

>>55018071
>wait for getting rich when the next 2025 bullrun comes
>finish master degree and get a position of lecturer in my bachelor degree university (it's the 7th best univ in national level, and placed in a small town that has both the benefits of a city and village)
>if i get the money, i will invest on life improvements, like new apartment, food stocks, ect
>if i still have some money, invest in my game dev studio in my country indonesia + fund for shorting in the end of 2025
>if my game dev runs smooth, i will expand my studio and or partnership with the biggest producer in my country (Agate studio)
>if not, well at least i still get fund from my planned short kek
>if all goes very well, in the end of 2028, i have enough money to buy a small house / office for next plan that i don't have right now

Ty for reading, here's megumin's ass

>>55018340
reverse order

>>55019875
So you must be taking a company public, or launching your own ICO...?

Oh wait, you were being sarcastic werent you.
Thats why i will make it, and you will read still be here reading about about it on /biz/

>>55018071
Link moon, retired.

>>55019247
You should buy a bunch of Toyota light trucks and turn them into technicals, if you have big crypto money, there is no reason to not buy artillery, ordinance, MANPADs and antimaterial rifles/machine guns.

>>55018071
dont get fired

>complete graduate placement
>get chartered in my profession
>take as much training in management and lean as possible
>get hired as a middle manager

This should see my salary go up 70-80% from 30k.

>>55021857
Before anyone points out I am on shit money, that’s £30k, wages in the UK are dismal.

>>55019616
Sounds good summerfag, I believe xMoney's decentralized solution will bring about new tools that'll benefit everyone integrated into the solution.

>finish renovating my small house in a low pop white town with low cost of living.
>get simple low stress wage job nearby to buy precious metals, build a small nest egg of fiat, and bankroll a small business selling plants online and in person.
>grow large quantities of food on my 3/4 acre orchard/micro-farm along with freeze dried, canned, and dry goods.
>buy more guns and ammo and shoot once a week.
>develop the 7.5 acre middle of nowhere parcel of land 45 minutes up a mountain into a bug out shelter.
>watch the world burn from my comfy house between working out and playing with my chickens.

I don’t see myself dying in some race war considering my location. If my brother was in trouble I’d try to rescue him and that’s about as risky as I could get.

>>55019830
Yes. 5 years is too long to wait, honestly.