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what should i buy

First for small caps

>Natgas futures up 15% from my buy-in point
>The natgas ETF I bought into is at break-even.
My fucking rage is palpable I can't even post a reaction pic. Its UNL btw not even BOIL.

YOU PUSH IT

Powell speaks tommorow, bobo will have friday and monday and then its back to normal

BOBO's DEAD LETS RIDE THIS MARKET TO THE MOON BROS> IT"S 2021!!!!!!!

bobo you beheem yourself

I hate you you smug bitches

Enveric Biosciences? Mushroom Micro-doses? Shrooms are the fucking future.

>>55013200
>Mushroom Micro-doses? Shrooms are the fucking future.
Fuck you nigger. I'm 40% down on my TRUFF bags.

>>55013200
alright baggie, i'll buy 100 shares

Are zoomers just out there tripping on psilocybin?

Lmfao

I'm not buying.

>>55013245
NVDA about to suck up all liquidity like their designs suck up watts.

NVDA is worth like 1.5 TSLA's by market cap.... Let that sink in.

Who is feeling deflated they sold BOIL too early

>>55013134
Thanks for playing

>>55013262
ML/AI is a big deal so that's not really surprising.

Where is my YIELD MAIDO? I just want to see her... where is she? :(

>this company has a monopoly on hardware that could utilize potentially world changing technology
>why is it going up
lol!

>>55013262
At least Tesla was in a league of its own NVDA has like 10 equally capable direct competitors; AMD, MU, Texas Instruments, TSM, Intel, just to name a few. NVDA has absolutely nothing better than its competitors other than a CEO who is more willing to lie about the future

I'm buying UVIX. There I said it. I hope you're all happy with yourselves

Also, why is the market rallying so much while metals are shitting the bed? Metals going down, especially copper, usually signifies recession right? Then again, I guess the market has already priced that in last year while metals were high at that point. Hmm yes I see, the market is always rational

>>55013354
I am, thank you.

We need Baggie capitulating to buy NVDA, grandmas talking about Cuda, your cousin calling you about her gains - the last and dumbest of the dumb money just piling in.

Then you wait for the dip. Then the snapback. *Then* you short.

>>55013290
Natgas is the ultimate intuition based resource. My intuition was cutting rigs would be big and then I sold on a pop thinking we'd go lower. Yet here are on a massive pump

Yields……

I listened to baggie and bought ENVB.

i give up
time to fomo

>>55013290
>>55013369
It's pumping because the northeast is about to undergo a giga cold snap.

>>55013328
>implying machine learning and ai will have an impact on the economy greater than that of the fax machine.

the town just sent 4 people with an excavator to fix the lawn by my caved in driveway but then they just stood there for 20 mins, saw that I had already fixed their bullshit myself and left without doing anything... before that they sent two goobers to put the shittiest quality soil down on the wrong part of my lawn... not where the tunnel people caved in my driveway, but rather where I paid a tree company to remove two trees and stumps and lay down seed. The town niggers put their shitty soil on top of the good soil and seed that the tree company laid and ignored the huge dips in the lawn on both sides of my driveway where it caved in. I swear the vaccinated "working class" masses are losing their minds. Thanks for fixing the driveway and the gesture on fixing the lawn too, but the incompetence from the wagies made me go spend the $100 at LOW myself to fix. I'm just perplexed that the town is paying 4 guys by the hour (or salary with benefits for all i know) to just stand around and not even know what needs to be done or what equipment is needed, all without calling me... Like you guys shoulda just called me. But your vaccinated brains are rotting and the decision making abilities just arent there anymore. WTF, how can i trade with a bunch of retards standing around my driveway with an excavator but not doing anything. retards

>>55013200
bought

>>55013357
Gold will rebound to its local top. It will have its "snapback" in the language of >>55013365

I literally had pajeet scammers call me 2 weeks ago imploring me to buy gold on their scam platform like it was a shitcoin, so a dip was inevitable.

Kek Bitcorn is dumping

>>55013393
all this on top of my roof losing shingles and the siding of the house bubbling up and looking like an amateur stapled it on, and the tunnel people collapsed my driveway. All this on a 2019 new build. WTF kind of cardboard shitbox did i buy for $400k? If i didn't have stuff that needed to be kept somewhere, I would just sell and rent something and make all those issues somebody elses problem.
t. first time homebuyer 2 years into ownership in a blue teem state

>>55013393
You are lucky you ain't a europoor. People have been fined ridiculous sums for stuff like fixing potholes... because the bureaucrats simply don't give a crap. And then they redo the pothole and fill it back in. Just what in FUCK?

>>55013438
>>55013393
rofl housing is a great investment!

>AMAT earnings AMC
>Applied provides manufacturing equipment, services and software to the semiconductor, display and related industries. With its diverse technology capabilities, Applied delivers products and services that improve device performance, yield and cost. Applied?s customers include manufacturers of semiconductor chips, liquid crystal and organic light-emitting diode (OLED) displays, and other electronic devices. These customers may use what they manufacture in their own end products or sell the items to other companies for use in advanced electronic components. Applied operates in three reportable segments: Semiconductor Systems, Applied Global Services, and Display and Adjacent Markets.
What do you lads think? Love me some semiconductors.

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>55013353
None of those have anything comparable to CUDA. Nvidia isn't just a hardware company. They also invest heavily into software to make the hardware usable. Intel is trying with their oneAPI but they don't have the hardware either.

>>55013426
It’s our time soon

>>55013134
dont trade commodity ETFs. just do futures.

>>55013476
Dont tell this to AMD fanbois.

>>55013456
>You are lucky you ain't a europoor
damn that sucks, I unironically have thought about trying to live abroad for a while, but i would hate trading the US markets at night and im so damn comfy where i currently am (aside from the house issues), i pay a lot of taxes to get left the fuck alone with my birdfeeder out here. I have a rural trading sanctuary as I like to call it

>>55013390
Dunno about fax machines, but it's probably more important than another car company but with batteries. SpaceX is way more important than Tesla but they're a private company IIRC.
>>55013498
I AM an AMD fanboy, but I can deal with jank if it means I get to use freedom software.

>>55013458
I'm just hoping I will be able to dump it onto another bagholder in the next 5-10 years after I increase my net worth a bit more or finally have enough of cold weather for 5 months of the year

Everyday Bobo tells me I will be heemed

Everyday it is Bobo that is heemed

>>55013498
Don't care. Anything is better than INTC.

>>55013362
She probably had more fun riding that little battery SUV buggy than the spoiled brat ever had.

>>55013522
Anon, the next 5-10 years is the bottom. Also who doesn't like the cold?

>>55013465
>semiconductors
Never heard of them. Explain?

uvxy absolutely heemed

swallow your pride and listen to cramer, buy apple and hold

>>55013547
So basically, they don't conduct, but they do semi-conduct.

Why so slow? Is everyone banned?

>>55013354
UVIX is a black hole that steals your money.
Fuck the VIX. The VIX is broken.

>>55013562
/smg/vix has been pretty low lately.

>>55013547
You know those guys leading the orchestra with their little batons? They all have erections mid-mast.

>>55013542
true, and honestly I would like to keep this house and then get a summer property somewhere, or just rent an apartment for 3 months in a tropical place each year. My trading sanctuary is home base though. and sometimes the cold is comfy. but jesus my shitbox is falling apart in 5 years already, this thing might not make it another 5

>>55013561
Ok. but then...why wouldn't I want a full conductor? That seems like a better value.

>>55013562
Was there a political discussion earlier? If yes then everyone is probably banned

baggie what do I sell ENVB at?

>>55013225
Kek, I remember faggots shilling TRUFF hard a few months ago at .13. Just like they were shilling it a couple of years ago around .45. Just say NO to drug stocks.

>>55013596
What I don’t get is politics is directly correlated to the market. We live in an economy that is fueled by government spending, therefore politics are the most important thing to discuss lol

Just had a pleasant lunch meeting with the owner of the company I work for. I informed him that I would be leaving at the end of August. He completely understood and thanked me for bailing the company out all these years. Why am I telling you this? Well I expect the richfags of this general to pay the tithe they owe me from years of great information. I'm thinking $10k will be sufficient. I believe baggot should probably front at least $5k of this now that I know he's a richfag. I believe scoopsies and poem anon could probably cover the rest. You have until the end of August.

Nooooo! you can't but thats just what they want you to do. Noooooo! you're just exist liquidity Nooooooooooooo why am i being margin called on my putsssssssssss

Why is bitcoin dumping? Usually it correlates with NDX.
Rotation?

these bloody breakthrough days up down up down oh no it's close to the nice divisible number better arbitrarily form a wall of resistance and reject BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME LOL
fuck that noise it's time to breakthrough

I'm about to capitulate and buy. I've been sitting on 100k cash in my stock account since middle of last year. Fuck it here goes nothing
>sorry the bull market is now officially canceled bros but I'm doing it

>>55013562
>>55013596
My 3 day ban expired today. All I said was that the west is demographically irredeemable which is pretty common knowledge and also the 10000000th time its been mentioned on 4chan so I'm not sure what the big deal was. Jannies are just braindead nowadays.

POWER

HOUR

KNEEL

>>55013654
top signal

oh spot now 150
it just keeps going

>>55013628
TRUFF may still have a surprise pump in the summer as long as the market holds up. They're getting Ccrest licensing, new farm, mistercaps release, Wiz & Mia shilling, all during the summer. If they drop the ball its over though. I'm selling by end of Sep no matter what the price is then.

>>55013594
conducting is gay and you're not gay, right anon?

ENVB mooving

>>55013654
Buy SOXL can't go wrong

I took like a year long break
*ahem*
What the fuck is nvidia doing?

>>55013670
Ask yourself what type of people would moderate this place for free and you'll understand why they banned you.

>>55013594
In case you are serious... With semiconductors you can make transistors, which are basically relays but for logic (math). Imagine a switch that is powered on and off using an electric control signal. Put enough of them together in a certain way and you get a processor or GPU. Also solar panels and other things but that's not really what people mean when they talk about the semiconductor industry which is more about computer chips.

>>55013670
They're comped.

>>55013670

>>55013720
>What the fuck is nvidia doing?
stuff

>>55013705
No, no I'm not

>>55013737
No, no I'm not

>>55013380
>I listened to baggie

>>55013670
and this one

>>55013654
It has been a crab market for last six months, well, depending on what you buy.

>>55013631
Sorry, all of my extra cash is going to pay for therapy
If I could time the market better, I'd send you some of my options gambling profits... but lately I've been losing every single time

>futures

>>55013764
I'm up $80 lol

made $100 off ENVB, thanks baggie.

>NVDA
how do they do it

>>55013775
I can save you all that money on therapy. Fly out to Michigan this summer and we'll go on a camping retreat and take mushrooms. It will completely reset your brain and you'll go back to Seattle a whole new man.

a glance at the charts leads me to believe this rally is losing steam. just looking at falling volume alone. think we'll retest 3900 at least.
bear market appears to be easing overall, dont appear to be breaking the lows since Aug 22

>It is possible for a person to be infected with m*nkeypox virus without showing any symptoms.[33] Mpox symptoms tend to begin 5 to 21 days after infection,[34]

>Vaccination is an important tool in stopping the spread of mpox, although vaccine-induced immunity is not complete. People who are vaccinated should continue to avoid close, skin-to-skin contact with someone who has mpox.

>JYNNEOS is a 2-dose vaccine approved for the prevention of mpox and smallpox. All eligible Chicagoans should receive both doses of the vaccine for the best protection against mpox. The second dose should be given 4 weeks after the first dose. If more than 35 days has elapsed since the first dose was given, administer the second dose as soon as possible. Vaccine boosters are not recommended at this time.

>>55013388
Interesting i saw that, also smaller injection and summer forecast is hot. Still bought small position in KOLD because of a pull back and shorts want it lower to close out for this next winter

So whats with the pump these last few days? What did I miss, it's not just because of NVDA earnings next week is it?

>>55013819
I am way to neurotic to do any kind of hallucinogenic. I would never come back from that.
>>55013835
Why are we still posting about that virus? SIGA is over. Everyone had fun and made money (except me)

>>55013776
>milk

NVDA pulling SOXL up all by itself. Probably a good day to sell if you were considering it.

>>55013803
the normies think a language model that literally just mindlessly spews connected garbage is going to send us into the singularity
the fall back to earth is going to make the metaverse/nft grift look like nothing

>>55013846
Man SIGA really was the easiest play of all fucking time, I wish I went all in

looks like a good spot to accumulate SPY <@;^D

Up one The Big Guy on ENVB already. Easy money easy life.

>>55013845
Typical short term over hype into high-high correction.

>>55013835
>>55013846
>Chicago Department of Public Health (CDPH) has identified a resurgence of cases of mpox (formerly m*nkeypox).

>From April 17th-May 5th 2023, 12 confirmed and one probable case of mpox were reported to CDPH. All cases were among symptomatic men. Nine (69%) of 13 cases were among men who were fully vaccinated for mpox.

>Transmission of mpox continues locally and disproportionately affects the same populations affected by Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs) and human immunodeficiency virus (HIV).

Don't worry, this is the last time I'll shill it. Will check back in at the end of June.

wouldnt it be awesome though if we just avalanche circuit breaker crashed to 3300 though

Kek, this scammarket consists of nothing but scamwicks. And then there are people who say OIL would be a risky asset to trade.

>>55013879
*higher-lows correction

>>55013863
Yeah, had a conversation with it. 2 times it bugged out. It's garbage.

>>55013835
that guy looks like rocker lmao... wait it is rocker

>>55013846
If I can take mushrooms and be fine, literally anybody can. You just don't take too much. I think it would be good for you. I wish I had access to more. Every time I take them I wake up the next day feeling like I flushed all the built up stress and guilt out of my mind. This is not financial advice. Do not long MNMD

how does one "short sell"?

>>55013889
I think the latest copium is people hoping Powell's speech tomorrow is a repeat of Jackson Hole.

But I remember sometime in February we had similar bullphoria over a similar speaking engagement; everyone was disappointed the most exciting thing Jerome said was he liked biking and detective novels.

>>55013889
Not yet. I'm long right now. Next week is good.

One stock holding up the entire market is very normal, don't worry, keep buying.

>>55013946
This is why I sell covered calls.

>>55013917
Being an IML superspreader was my one condition to paying him the $10k he wanted. He was so willing it was almost pathetic.

hmm this rejection is a little slower than the others

>>55013958
You fool, you'll jinx it!

You guys realise that Jerome speaks tomorrow right?

break out or break down place ur bets niggers
infernal crabbing perhaps coming to an end.

>>55013972
I think this little upward inflection on S&P is just delectable bait.

>>55013972
Yes

>>55013972
this, it's do or die for one side. Im going down with the ship, personally.

>>55013972
>rising wedge
uhhh isn't it break down

>>55013953
kinda creepy how that antagonist from deus ex looks like elon musk

>>55013966
in a professional capacity or just a speaking engagement

>>55013990
No way. It has "rising" right there in the name.

>>55013966
What is he gonna talk about?

>>55013889
Yes it would be. Finally real cheapies lime 2020. At least I could buy there and not free market makers pulling a 2018 because enough retail finally bought only to claim its because of the rates

>>55013966
pic looks like the wojack demon with the sharp teeth and grin. our AI future is gonna be bleak

>>55013993
>>55014008
He's talking with Bernanke: https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/thomas-laubach-research-conference.htm

So not a formal FOMC conference but likely includes some bombshell quotes.

>>55013881
>Transmission of mpox continues locally and disproportionately affects the same populations affected by Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs) and human immunodeficiency virus (HIV)
so niggers and faggots? like lmao, just don't have gay sex with niggers and you're fine.

I’m down 30% on SQQQ Jesus Christ I hate this market and how stupid I am

>>55014023
This is why I'm worried about Zoomers nowadays. Not only are they disproportionately fags, even some of the "straight" ones will disproportionately fuck he-she's. I wouldn't be surprised to see all the non-homo mpox infections happening in the under-25 crowd.

>summer right around the corner
>traders start buying natgas like they were sitting in siberian gulag

>>55014017
perhaps a harbrigner of the good times to come

>>55013931
What's he talking about tomorrow. His last several speeches seem like just pretending to care when the market just ignores and pumps. So what are these rate hikes even doing? All I see are more costly products and more expensive loans for me. Yet all these big companies get more money, they easily demand more and the normies will eat it up and toss an extra $1500 at an phone accessory via credit card.

>>55013863
They're not a replacement for Wikipedia. They're general tools for language processing first and foremost. They can be optimized for specific tasks like diagnosing illness or whatever and do better than humans. Even in a general conversation GPT4 is more coherent than most humans already. It's only going to get worse. Or better, depending on how you look at it.

>>55014047
Hamburger?

>>55013928
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/shortselling.asp

>>55014042
im only down 4% on SQQQ right now
just hold onto it for 2 more weeks

>>55013111
PLTR for 7,36$ like I did.

>>55014045
Again, nat gas is like 40% of electricity production. Heating and AC both require it.

>>55014055
They've only posted the transcript of Jefferson's speech so who knows. It's a panel so he might recommend John le Carre.

You're correct that Fed rate hikes so far have been pointless.

>>55014045
I haven't seen a boilfag in a while
They all got heemed

>>55014044
I wouldn't worry about it. Zoomers have no idea how to have sex. and the troons smell revolting. It was a fun idea for the xoomers to raise their kids by the apathetic ideals of the 70s. biology works on more brutal means however.

>>55014073
I don’t even know what to do at this point, my average is 37. I’m fucked

The best cope about NVDA I hear is how on one hand we can use AI to replace coders and do all kinds of clever new code, but on the other, CUDA will never ever be replaced, YOU HEAR ME, CUDA WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE COULD USE CUDA TO DEVELOP A BETTER CUDA, BECAUSE THATS AGAINST THE RULES!

>looked at AMD at 85$ a few weeks ago
>forgot about it
>107$ now
Oh well. I'm really fucking scared of buying anything at this point

>>55014105
I sold AMD at 95 because I didn’t think it would cross 105 for a while
Fuck me

NVDA longs... we're saved.

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1659273814608420876

>>55014076
people really need to spend more time in nature.
mammals often share milk

>>55014064
While GPT models like GPT-4 are incredibly powerful tools for language processing, it's important to note that they are not intended to replace comprehensive sources of information like Wikipedia. Their primary purpose is to assist with various language-related tasks. However, with optimization for specific tasks such as diagnosing illnesses, GPT models can outperform humans and provide valuable insights. Even in general conversations, GPT-4's coherency often surpasses that of many humans. The capabilities of GPT models are continuously improving, which can be seen as either a concerning or exciting development, depending on one's perspective.

>>55014117
Profit is profit. Do not play stupid "what if" games. Tomorrow it could be 90.

>>55014142
Yeah that’s true. But now SQQQ is raping my portfolio and my “what goes up” thesis is panning out really poorly for me

Cramer on CNBC says economy is going to be bad, I say $inverse the markets!

KEK

>>55013972
volume indicates to me it's going to try to break out. nasdaq having already done so will help it along. I give it about 80% chance it breaks out a bit. How long it stays broke unknown.

>>55014156
The breakout will go all the way to 420.

>>55014151
SQQQ is always a bad bet though. Even if QQQ goes down, you will never recover, that just the nature of that type of gamble.

I wonder if people will realize that in a full year we've gone exactly no where.

>>55014152
John Daly is pretty fuckin based.

>>55014133
I can see what you did there but that isn't an inherent flaw of language models in general or even of GPT4, but an intentional style that they train (or instruct using hidden queries) the model to use in its most basic form. You can also make it write poems or act as a dungeon master or any character you like that it knows enough about.

>>55014168
Lol

>>55014164
yes blaze it yolo swag etc

>>55014156
Entirely depends on what jPOW says tomorrow. It going up prematurely today is almost an indicator they want to make money by dumping it down.

>>55014055
If they keep hiking it should star break things - more bank busts, less jobs, less consooming.

>>55014168

>>55014070
no spoon feeding

>>55014187
Counterpoint: More hiking means more interest income to savers means more $$$ in MMFs means more NVDA call money.

Market closing soon. What do I buy?

>>55014188

>>55014175

If I sell my bitfarms, 25k shares, what do I buy? MSFT? Or UPRO maybe?

>>55014168
now look at russell

If I’m down so much on SQQQ, do I just realize the loss? This market is ripping higher and higher. TQQQ is up 40% in 3 months

>>55014169
He is based. He's 57 and still pounding beers and cigarettes. He golfs barefoot and makes uppity little golf faggots seethe because he doesn't follow their rules.

Two More Weeks right?

I might be retarded but I'm not taking profits on SOXL yet. Not enough Lumposting.

>>55013092
Big fucking CHECKD
>>55008866

>>55014207
ay dios mio esos ordeñadores de horcharta!!

>>55014223
Adjust for poster volume. 2021 this ain't.

Bobros is 340 finally going to be the top on NVDA? Daddy wants to buy an ATM leap put.

>>55014214
Maybe JEPQ? Help

>>55014207
>Market closing soon. What do I buy?
VALE
Who's the woman in that pic? Do I get her if I move to Mexico???
t. Canadian

>MOC IMBALANCE 2.8 BLN BUY-SIDE.

>>55014214
soxl support lum

my ES 4210 alarm just triggered. are we back?

>>55014223
The original lumposter probably killed himself buying the top of SOXL

>>55014262
The range is broken. October really was the generational low.

>>55013465
Up. The shortage situation for suppliers means they still have shipments going for most of this year even if the business isn't doing long order queues anymore. Brought $132-133 call spread.

>>55014263
do we know if soxl_shill himself roped?

>>55014265
Shemitah schizos were right

>>55013613
Don't get too greedy, just take your 10% for the big guy and get out.

>>55014268
While I'm at it. Here's my plays for the rest of the big names for AH earnings.
>DE
Down
>FL
Up
>ROST
Up

I just sold a bunch of positions because this bump feels unwarranted and I want to simplify my holdings anyway.
Hope you fellas made smart decisions today!

Anyone else trade currencies/Fx ofr gold?

>>55014263
>>55014272
Funny enough, they'd be in this rally. Whether they decided to hop in when it's above the 200 DMA or when the golden cross happened back in March.

>>55014276
i made $100

4200 BRVTALLY REJECTED

>>55014283
>>FL
>Up
You're not worried about the Target shoplifting guidance?

It feels like one of those rallies that goes on for two weeks super hard and then dumps. If you're gonna short this you should wait for it to run out of steam first. Massive green dildos means it's got steam.

>>55014223
>Lumposting
That's still a thing? I've been taking a long break.
I wonder where the CLFtranny is

>>55014318
>Lumposting
IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS

jeebus, thanks for getting me outta my 1 dte 417.50 put before this BIG HEEM so i could go watch golf. kek bobos

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55014330
Not checking, because that only encourages this kind of reckless market behavior.

>>55014330
>+0.6%
ill take it

>>55014330
Not checking

>>55014330
too good
i'm scared

>>55014322

>>55014199
>savers
That's a minority, and especially of those that even invest much.

>>55013354
You mean UVXY? UVIX only goes down. Or are you trying to lose money?

>>55013092
why cant bears just try to be a normal person and bet on the stock market going up?

>>55014330
-0.02%

>>55014330
+$290.19 realized which offsets yesterday -$95 realized. Im happy

>SPX 4200 rejected
it's over

>>55014330
I got completely liquidated

>>55014373
not rejected, we had a lil taste. aperitif. many more courses still to come

What's gonna happen to Amat?
Are my puts gonna fly?

>>55014330
+1.87%. I probably should've sold my SOXL, though.

>>55014330
up 1k shekels. its not much but its honest work

>>55014377
What did you do specifically?

>>55014347
Why is she so perfect bros? I believe I would have roped a long time ago if not for her charm

Bitcoin not following the rally

>>55014407
btc been leading the spy

>>55014403
RUM puts. I barely keep any money in my Robinhood account but will occasionally drop a couple hundred in for options plays. I unironically play slot machines over the stock market, because slot machines are actually less rigged and more profitable.

>>55014407
I'll give you one hint, Yankee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>>55014379
It's going to come crashing down tomorrow. Retards don't know Pluto is in retrograde, and while this is subtle, it's about to set in motion things to come.

Fed Chair Powell talks tomorrow

Buddy, look at yields. We're going to default.

>>55014407
crypto is dead

>>55014409
shitcoiners will learn to respect the real market

fuck this gay market

>>55014415
Imagine the smell

>>55014306
Sorry for the late reply, but that was a coin toss and I decided up since expectations are getting lower that there is a good chance they outperform.

>>55014411
I sold my rum put for breakeven on market open the day after earnings. You sir are a retard

>>55014311
Ride it up and down, stupid.

>>55014330
i just bought some aapl so theres that

>>55014330
+2.12% on the portfolio
+$508 after fumbling my credit spread so hard at the beginning of the day from that $418 spike and recovered using $414/$416 verticals. Fun day.

>>55014414
your anus is in retrograde baggot

DXY* up
Stocks up

>>55014330
Oil went down so I went down with it.

>>55014330
+5.6

Breddy good

umm my CCs are deep ITM, what do?
Sosnoff isn't picking up the phone

>>55014420
Nah, it's fine bro. We'll skate by with like 36-37b on June 9th.

>>55014437
>just perfectly time the market bro

>>55014443
Stocks produce dollars. Therefore a higher DXY makes them more valuable.

>>55014436
Had no choice. Even when RUM tanked my puts lost half their value. I still have no idea how implied volatility works and I can't be bothered to do any research.

>>55014263
i never bought anywhere close to the top
i am following the 200 SMA cross on SOX and will always do so

>>55014311
Again, for the slowpokes at the back: NVDA is carrying this entire rally, 1 stock is carrying this entire rally.
Nothing else is moving.
If you want to buy while everything hinges off one stock because that is a very stable, sound and resilient market then ydy, go buy calls. Post receipts so we can check back to this thread next week on NVDA earnings.

>>55014461
They're going to default by next Wednesday at this rate.

>>55014330
>+2%
Could be worse... I'm holding off on buying though

>>55014463

>Basic TA
>"What do the fucking normies think about this company?"
>Both look good

Guess what? You've won the game.

>>55013834
It's just crabbing more dramatically.
Someone call me when we break out of the iron condor range.

>AMAT beats 9%
>Stock is crabbing AH in the negative
I hate this market so much.

>>55014489
Nah, there's checks in the mail. Trust me, ok? We're good for the money.

>bachelor's degree required
>competitive pay- 500 a week
>rent in area is 3200 a month
Companies are really just hiring pajeet slaves then huh.

>>55014477
Bond yields up too credit is more expensive makes no sense

>>55014437
if you were able to do that you'd be rich, but we both know that's not the case

>>55014507
>Bullish news doesn't push a semi stock higher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R16cVvg2OyY

>>55014491
>basic TA
>just buy good companies bro
lmao, good luck, you'll need it

>>55014214
SOXS, DRV, FAZ, and DRIP.

>>55014523
I guess any B2C semiconductor business like AMD is the only thing that matters and not any B2B businesses.

TGA bros....
They're gonna come to a deal soon right? Right?

>>55014512
India is such a stinking shithole that moving to America and sleeping on the street is a upgrade for pajeets.

>>55014330
+3%

>>55014523
>Bullish news doesn't push a semi stock higher
if this sticks then its a very bearish signal

>>55014533
>DRV

>>55014215
It kind of crabbed too, but with a downward trend.

>>55014489
They'll cut a deal. It ain't fine but this isn't gonna be the thing that breaks it.

>>55014477
Post cost average

>>55014533
i just sold my DRV at +10% :^)

Any fellow sqqq bag holders here?
I’m thinking of just dumping everything into VOO and walking away for the year

>>55014512
I'm considering just buying a house at this point, sick of being a rentfag. Financially it's terrible - the house prices in my area are still like 80-100% higher than they were in 2019, rates are super high, and my rent has only increased like 30% over the last few years. But I'm sick of living with this square footage and I want to be able to modify my space without a landlord getting pissy. And I want space for an upright piano.

And I'm sick of having roommates. FUCK

>>55014536
Eh, SMCI is B2B and they're still kicking ass. It's just that if earnings really are 100% good for AMAT and something isn't being overlooked, well, that's people expecting no further upside and selling the news.

how do you go from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKNICg-REA
to what passes for popular music these days?

>>55014577
I hate renting too but I don't have $50k to put down on a house nor am I will to borrow $500k to buy one and have $3k mortgage payments every month.

Puts on South Africa?

unironically true this time

>>55014591
>SA
>plunged into darkness
i thought that happened in the 90s

>>55014590
I do have $50k to put down on a house, but it would mean I wouldn't get to play my favorite vidya anymore (the stock market). :(

>>55014570

>>55014591
too moah weeks

>>55014591
Well you know what they say: The best time to short EZA was 5 years ago. The second best time is today.

>>55014591
Yeah NGE puts

>>55014591
This guy probably thinks a week is the span between two lunar eclipses.

>yuan -1%
>CHINA IS COLLAPSING in every financial podcast
Not this shit again

>>55014664
buy more to lower your cost average

>>55014664
>-43%

>>55014639
China is the next Japan and like Jpaan they'll be collapsing (on paper anyways) for the next century

>>55014591
I shorted it today, but I was afraid it wouldn't go down, cause EU was pumping. I was wrong, made a few EUR, but could have been way more if I would have held.

Also a little afraid since they have a lot of gold and platinumminers in the index. So the index could pump even though everything else goes down.

>>55014591
south africa is one of those countries i hear about like 6 times per year at most and every time im surprised it hasnt collapsed yet

>>55014664
are you the guy who's been holding for the past 3 months

>>55014574
Congrats, fren.
I don't start selling until 70, but I'm balancing it out by swing trading DRN.

>>55014683
There are still a handful of whites still there keeping the place afloat. Once the niggers there blame that handful of white people on all their problems and murder them it will completely collapse.

MM either know something about tomorrow's speech or are setting us up

>>55014683
Looking at S. Africa is like looking into America's future.

All gaps will FUCKING fill.

>>55014596
Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high ramp. I do not feel there will be soon if ever a 50 or 60 minute pause at present levels, such as (non-permabulls) have predicted. I expect to see the stock market a good deal higher within a few minutes.

>>55014736
>>55014736

>>55014711
unbelievable the country had a space program

>>55014664
Unironically average down, if you're able to

>>55014742
it was independently funded

>>55014591
>two more weeks

This stupid meme needs to fucking die already, christ

>>55014680
>Japan
Should I buy EWJ

>>55014664
I'm sorry, fren.

>>55014664
Buddy have you thought about any VIX futures ETPs? I recommend UVIX because it has the most leverage.

DXY breaking out today makes me think this is the last pump for now and we'll get a strong dump starting tomorrow.

>>55014878
Also BTC down while Nasdump up

>>55013357
people fell for the AI meme

>>55013972
i hate moving averages