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55013657 No.55013657 [Reply] [Original]

How do I make enough money to provide for a baby as an autistic NEET? My gf tricked me into having a baby. She was on top and when I told her I was about to cum she forced her hips on me making me impregnate her. She said she has baby crazy and wants to be “the mother of my child because she loves me sooo much.” I told her that I can’t provide for a baby. She told me to cheer up because we’re going to be a happy family.

>> No.55013687

>>55013657
Cheer up, you're going to be a happy family.

>> No.55013692

>autistic NEET
>gf
sure
t. actual autistic neet

>> No.55013701

>>55013657
Go on welfare and claim you're Hispanic.

>> No.55013727

>>55013657
She got pregnant with someone else’s kid and wanted to wrangle a tard to take care of them.
Clever girl.

>> No.55013738
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55013738

The older I get the more I realize being no gf mode while early/mid 20’s is incredibly based.

>> No.55013747

>>55013657
Go get gov assistance. Food stamps. Don’t marry her. Get her on a ton of free social programs and leech off them. Meanwhile go wash windows or do little handyman stuff locally for cash and save it. Good luck anon

>> No.55013754

>>55013657
let me impregnate your gf and I will save you out of poverty, cucked poorfag

>> No.55013837

>>55013754
>wants to raise another man's kid and have his sloppy seconds
lmao

>> No.55013847
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55013847

>>55013657
You are an incredibly lucky man, anon

>> No.55013862
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55013862

>>55013657
Gamble on shitcoins. You might make it if you catch one early enough.

>> No.55013963

>>55013657

You wish you could $INVERSE that!

Yoloing my stimmy check into this now KEK

$150k MC pre CMC listing on the way to... $10M MC

Good luck degen

>> No.55014056

>>55013657
>has the baby crazy for a NEET

That's hot, Anon.

>> No.55014094

>not wearing a Jimmy hat
Absolutely nig-tier

>> No.55014113

>>55013657
Get a paternity test ASAP.

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55014236

assuming this isn't a larp, jesus christ, how do some people end up this way. I am in final year of uni and swimming in graduate job offers, lift decent numbers and have plenty of hobbies and achievements to my name but every time a woman shows interest I can't believe it deep down and can't respond

>> No.55014350

>>55014236
I’m in the same boat as you fren but when a women came showed interest in me, we just texted and talked about music and a year and a half later we’re dating. It isn’t too hard anon, especially if you have some that are interested in you and you don’t have to be the one chasing. You got this :)

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55014359

we hopping on $INVERSE?