/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55012164
im a pro at sitting on my ass all day, your angles dont fucknig matter

>>55012164
Meanwhile
>wfhchad
>$300 heated seat bidet with odor control fan and filter
>30 minutes on the shitter with a comfortable warm butt, sprayed clean and warmed with heated air
>no smells at all due to air filter pulling farts into the built in vent

>>55012388
>he doesn’t enjoy the smell of his own shit and farts
Ngmi

>>55012222
Checkked and fuckin based.

>>55012388
>cant smell female farts while pretending to be a woman
Ngmi

I sit on the toilet until my legs fall asleep watching porn at work and 13 degrees isn’t going to change that.

>>55012408
This. I’m smelling the remnants of my shit rn from across the hallway at home and I love it

My previous job didn't even have toilets and I had to piss in a cup in the back of a truck in full view of passer-bys. Had to hold shit in all day.
Such is life in the third world of Canada.

>workplace installs this
>use a large amount of toilet paper padding to make up the angle difference
>comfybreaks are even comfier and more padded
>now work has to worry about toilets clogging whenever i flush

>>55012164
Either sit on it backwards, put a couple of wedges underneath the seat, or claim you're transhindu and shit in the sink.

>angle toilet lower for discomfort
Manlet bros...we won

>shitting at work
I would never put my bare ass on a public toilet

>>55012507
sounds about right for the colony of India that Canada is.

>>55012164
My ass and thighs are so fat it wouldn't matter, you can't stop a 350lb lardbeast from sitting with mere angles. You will pay for my 15 minute shits and like it, kike

>>55012164
>have ibs or some other issue, could even just be a stomach bug
>sit on this
>complain to hr about pain during legally obligatory potty breaks
>complain until you're "injured" (leg cramp, bowel issues, whatever) or you're fired
>sue the hell out of them
have fun with this

>>55012388
>chad
>heated seat bidet with odor control fan and filter
you thought wrong
chads shit in the woods so the local bear attacks gay cruisers

>>55013179
>legally obligatory potty breaks

This isn't the natural way for man to live

I make sure to let out audible farts whenever people enter the bathroom so they know to leave.

>>55012164
>flush
>wipe butt
>get up and close toilet lid
>proceed to sit on the closed toilet lid and browse your phone for another 10 minutes
>alternatively just lean against the wall and chill while browsing phone

Problem solved

>>55014453
>wipe butt

I'm so sick of homo shit on this board

>>55014389
seems to me you think not screwing over your bosses is more natural

>>55012164
I'll sit on it until my legs go numb and then I'll fall down and sue you.

>do things like this
>why no one wants to come the office anymore??
i wonder

>>55012164
>fall off the toilet and sue my employer

>>55012164
Jokes on them, I squat. Yes on public toilets too.

>>55013068
fucking pussy lol. i waste an hour a day on the toilet at work. literally paid to shit

>>55012164
My boss always calls me to ask me for some creative advice in my sleeping hours, I throw the most horrible ideas I can think of at him because at those hours I should be asleep
and the worst thing is that he likes them, and he always calls me for more and more, at this point I don't know how to handle it and tell him no, those hours are supposed to be when I get paranoid or when I try to spend some PLEB on some game

I'm shitting on the job as I read this thread.

>>55018054
Same

>>55018107
I'm done now. The wipe was a bitch, hope yours goes better fren

>>55012164

>>55012408
>>55012461
Back to /gif/

>>55012164
Surely, someone can just manufacture a compressible foam wedge of 13° with a rubber grip that you can put in your pocket and take to the toilet with you, to restore the 0° incline.

>>55012164
Just smash it up with a sledgehammer

>>55012418
>he doesn’t vent his guests farts straight into his mouth