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SOXL

APOLOGIZE

>>55011300
Yields

all around me are familiar faces

not to be mean, but i need everything to dump or else i will lose my shares :-/

when will these j*ws split UVXY holy shit

>>55011308
I'm sorry that you're making money while I get discounts on options.

>last time SOXL was this high i was able to sell calls for 45 bucks each
>this time similar calls are only worth 17 dollars each

blowoff top? i just see euphoria

Baggot I tried to ask you yesterday but you vanished. Do you own a business? I'm gonna be needing a job in the future and you're going to hire me.

based thread. bobos roped and heemed. no shares redeemed. thanks for the cheapies. ALSO ITS TIME FOR LUM POSTING!!!!!!! AGAIN
WE ARE SO BACK THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT

>>55011314
just keep paying the spread goy

>>55011325
Too many buyers? Hmm what can I do with this info

>took profit on my soxl at $17.25

Go on without me bros.... It's over for me

>>55011327
yes

>>55011336
Did you get fired, or are leaving for better opportunities (Baggot's company)???

>>55011327
Blowoff top

But the top isn't until SPY 500

g-guys, lumposting is not a top signal, r-right?

Keep posting L*m so that SOXL dies again. Good idea lmao.

>>55011340
Yesterday someone said lum posting was a sell signal. Is this how freemasons communicate on biz? Me stating this might shorten my life.

>>55011327
It's not a blowoff top. This is a blowoff top.

Spy is gonna hit 425 by eod tomorrow.

TEST
>TEST
TEST
one two
one two
tha janny
is a faggot
nigger fuckin jew

made a little money on
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
during my freedom from this shithole
but still missed my sons/brothers/you will never be daughters/sisters) here

>that premeditated 12am dump
They can't keep getting away with it

>>55011336
I don't have any open positions at the moment, unless you want to clean the floors once a week for cheaper than the woman I got doing it now.

>>55011355
Leaving for better opportunities. I'm planning on leaving my job after the summer. I have a lunch meeting with the owner today.

>Economy is crazy strong.
>Real incomes rising for 10 months.
>Credit card and household debt levels obscenely healthy.
>PMIs trending up again, housing starts looking at positive growth again.
>Job losses last year, growth back on and rising participation levels back on track with tons of room to add more jobs.
>Earnings compression over, after tumbling -27% over 4 quarters we now have +8.0% YoY and +25.4% QoQ growth.
>Financial conditions looser than when QT started, March and historical averages. Credit expansion at healthy levels.
>Massive forecasts of nominal and real GDP growth this year.
>Consumers still spending and savings rates going up together.
>In what universe or reality do you have to live in where it makes sense to think a crash is coming?
>We are NEVER EVER going to 3800 again. Will hit 4300 by EOY.

Regardless though: Ignore the doomers, pajama bers and all the noise.

Be humble.

Stay hungry.

DCA is Da Wae.

>>55011365
Hey janny just tried banning me for troll posts today lmao fucking useless jannies

>>55011373
12 pm you retarded nigger

>>55011360
She's on enough medication to kill a horse. Absolutely nothing behind those eyes but an empty void

>>55011375
what's happening why is it going back down!!!!!

>>55011374
What kind of business is it?

>>55011360
it's amazing how every girl achieves her dream of being a slut as soon as she can

Markets are green, we are all making money. Time to celebrate the right way

>>55011400
Theyre all whores anon. Its just that some are much better than others.

I may have missed a 25% return on SOXL over the past week, but at least the 40k I have in a 5% CD is safe

;_;

Bobos will get to cum this year

>>55011422
this is exactly why stocks go up

It all returns to dust

Need SOXL to just go down a bit until next week so pasting Lums.

>>55011327
extreme euphoria across the board
however, maybe this time is different
we had record short positioning for smaller speculators, some crazy record prints
now they are being unwound as we go into OPEX
all of these shorts have to be unwound, either allowing MM to buy to cover shares sold short or now going into calls promoting buying shares to hedge the calls
we *shouldn't* see it blow off top when we had / have so much short positioning; we should only see it if we see excessive longs, excessive call buying - we are not there, everyone's positioning both retail and hedge funds is very bearish
market cannot fall when there are so many puts
has to be more bullish first, everyone needs to be positioned more bullish before that could happen

We have so many stocks pushing their ATH ranges.. it is crazy
The disconnect from fundamentals and stock prices is arguably worse now than it was peak bubble
The consumer is putting themselves in $1 trillion credit card debt at 20% interest just to make ends meet
I am still bearish, still believe the economy is going into a hard landing that has not been priced in
but I don't see this rally having a hard reversal soon
I don't see the euphoria dying, barring exceptionally bad news
We would need to see jobless claims rise above 270K and keep spiking higher
The market is shrugging off any horrible ISM/PMI, any horrible economic data
but it won't be able to shrug off a spike in unemployment
However.. it could take until the end of the summer to see it
People are still going to hotels going to travel - summer peak season for these seasonal jobs
Hard to believe we'll see a big spike in unemployment, that the economic data will finally catch up, before the end of summer gets here

that was the generational top for QQQ, in case you were wondering

holy fuck
i sold too soon
BOIL
just keeps soaring

I'm happy despite how miserable I am.

nvidia is going to be the next apple

>>55011459
I too cope like this

>>55011393
I'm not discussing anything that could potentially get me doxed by the assholes ITT who would love to see me fail. Sorry buddy, you're on your own.

YOU PUSH IT

>>55011308
CHU BUY CALLS RIGHT FAGON?

Why the fuck are we dumping

>Textron my only green hold
rofl

>>55011480
It's called a pullback before we go even HIGHER

God dammit
I had 1 winning options trade today, and 2 losing ones
AND NOW I'M DOWN $20 REALIZED

>>55011480
lower highs
lower lows

I'm buying this dip

>>55011480
perhaps pic is at least somewhat rel

If they didn't count the military loans to Ukraine as GDP growth, we'd be over 200% on the buffet indicator

>>55011514
>AND NOW I'M DOWN $20 REALIZED
you'll be aight nigga, you tough right?

SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>55011519
I loaded a few more calls into the rocket. $420.69 is still on the menu. You just have to believe.

>Russell is negative, mid-cap 400 is negative, and the Dow is negative
>he thinks the rally is real when it's just a few megacaps going full retard to sucker him in to get dumped on
You will learn the hard way

>>55011537
BUY

>>55011473
Jesus baggot I just wanted to know what kind of work it is not intimate details. Nothing that could doxx you. Unless it's something so niche that even telling someone what kind of work it is would reveal too much.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>55011459
Fuckin same bro. I am completely miserable since I am a complete loser that cannot find a job despite good qualifications and skills, and I'm losing a lot of money since I failed to sell and now shit is just dropping before my eyes.
And yet, I am happy and everything evokes a certain elation in me. The fugg?
Btw, have a lum

>>55011535
Yeah, I'm up $1200 unrealized today
But I'm supposed to be getting BETTER at timing the market... not worse

>P/E doesn't matter.
>5% interest rate is fine.
>NASDAQ is up because Walmart beat

I'm predicting we dump into Powell comments, pump afterwards for no reason, then gap down on Monday.
This is definitely the top.

>>55011546
>what kind of work it is not intimate details
bro you don't know what you don't know, it's such a niche industry, the smallest of details could get me doxed

>>55011545
already did
i bought 18 stocks/etfs just a bit ago plus some BTC

>>55011550

Holy shit, why is NVIDIA now dumping on no new news?

I just bought ZION. Joseph Smith is going to come down from heaven and give me my Gold Bars in the form of a high yield dividend

>netflix up almost 10%
Why are consoomers such degens?

>>55011290
I FUCKING LOVE HOW "DON'T FIGHT THE FED" HAS BEEN A MEME FOR SO LONG AND YET IN 2022 AND 2023 THE MANTRA HAS BEEN "DON'T FIGHT THE FEF UNLESS THEY RAISE INTEREST RATES....THEN FIGHT THE FED WITH EVERYTHING IN YOUR MIGHT!"

MAN, FUCK THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF SEEING BULLS, THE MEDIA, AND WALL STREET FIGHTING THE DEF CONSTANTLY THROUGHOUT THIS CYCLE. FUCKING CAPITULATE!

JPOW HAS LITERALLY SAID OVER AND OVER AGAIN....HE AIN'T FUCKING CUTTING RATES! NOT GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN!

YET THE NASDAQ KEEPS RALLYING LIKE INTEREST RATES ARE 1%. THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE AND YES THE MARKET IS FUCKING WRONG.

IF YOU ARE A BULL RIGHT NOW, FUCK YOU AND YOUR RETARDATION. I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL WALL STREET GETS FUCKING HALVED.

THIS PONZI SCHEME IS NO FUCKING FUN ANYMORE.

GUESS WHAT? ZIRP AIN'T COMING BACK UNTIL INFLATION IS 2% OR LOWER. ANY WITH CURRENT TRENDS AS THEY ARE, YOU'RE NOT SEEING INFLATION DOWN TO 2% UNTIL JANUARY 2026.

NO I'M NOT SHORT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IN THIS PONZI SCHEME THAT WILL ONLY INCINERATE MONEY.

MARKET IS COMPLETELY DISLOCATED AND FUCKED.

RETAIL INVESTORS ARE FUCKED AND WALL STREET IS BEING A BITCH FIGHTING THE FED.

RANT OVER. FUCK YOU.

>>55011607
zoom out retard

SICP

>>55011622
Why are you so upset?

The US is about to default and inflation is sticky
And we are rallying
I hate this stupid shit so much

>>55011581
i was quite pleased with only losing $95 net realized yesterday. If it were me last year, i woulda lost $10k loading up on 10 delta puts with no chance and then locking in a 75% loss by 3pm. I got heemed on my 0 dte $412 puts for a $400 loss, but cut my loss relatively quickly and played the $417 and made most of it back for a net $95 loss on the day. I'm up $213 realized today and probably sitting on my hands for rest of the day. this is bullshit price action, cant really get a gauge on what to do, so im just watching, dont want to heem myself playing against the market to inifinity when i dont need to

>>55011622

>>55011622
>I fought the FED, and the FED ____

>>55011607
NVDA landed on the moon. it's coming back down to planet earth again

>>55011456
I sold at 3.20...

Fuck Schwab I tried transferring my positions from to another broker. Schwab rejected my ACATs transfer, and I had to sell my positions to transfer cash friday. And I missed this rally. I'm still fucking waiting on them to send my funds, and missing this rally. I did everything correctly and triple checked fucking piece of shit broker. I can't wait until my money is out.

>>55011622
Should of bought the dip

>>55011614
>Repeated cases of money laundering
>Founded Sigmund Freud's great-grand nephew
>Has simply cooked the books regarding actual viewership numbers
Also being tied to former presidents and propaganda think tanks helps.

>>55011589
What about the nail salon? Gookfu could teach me how to do nails. Hell I can even pretend to be gay if that would help.

>>55011622
>YES THE MARKET IS FUCKING WRONG
picrel is you?

>>55011664
>pretend

How is Walmart managing to beat? Peoples' spending habits haven't changed for shit, have they? Focken hell. And why in god's tarnation is Netflix in POOOOMP mode? Normies are too strong, market is too strong, economy is good, consumerism is still at its peak. Still, it ain't all bad though. I am making some nice gym gains so I won't look like crap this summer

>>55011622
THIS
>THIS
THIS
for the most part
it will all come crashing soon enough tho
FOUR MONTHS

>>55011622
based

>>55011671
People are still buying the same shit inflation has just driven up the cost by 200%

>>55011664
I dunno bro. Why don't you just pretend to be gay on OnlyFans? I bet you could do much better there if you really tried.

>>55011654
>I tried transferring my positions from to another broker
APOLOGIZE... AND EAT BUGS

>>55011622
>THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE AND YES THE MARKET IS FUCKING WRONG.
In order to trade successfully you need to remove this from your decision making process. Market can and will do what it ought not do for extended periods of time. If you're too stubborn you will blow your whole account before it comes around to your desired price action. An all fundamental analysis strategy can work but you must plan those trades in terms of several year holds with dca, otherwise you get shredded to bits in the interim chop.

>>55011622
Your not wrong. When they say "don't fight the fed" what they really mean is try to figure out what the fed is REALLY planning to do and ride that wave. That usually involves ignoring what the fed actually says, meaning fighting it

>>55011671
their revenue gains are from increased food sales from people downgrading from whole foods/wegmans, and is ultimately a negative sign for the economy. but dont think about it too hard, just buy.

>>55011651
I bought at 3.19 and sold at 3.42 just a few minutes later, just grateful for the green.

>>55011664
>>55011687
Like you could have gay sex on camera and make out with other dudes, and since you're just pretending and it's all for money, it's all Kosher and not actually gay.

>>55011622
>he fell for the fed meme

[Hook]
Bobos Mad (x24)

>>55011687
Nah, on second thought I think I'll just move in with scoopsies and have him financially support me. I don't think I want to work for a Jew anyway.

>>55011381
And what if inflation sticks around or starts to rise?

JEP*xirs why shit ain't appreciating?

dentist hurt like hell today but there was an absolute qt Korean dental assistant patting me on the leg saying 'good job' over and over

>>55011710
BOBO'S DEAD.

>>55011733
yeah good job laying on your back faggot

>>55011381
>>Economy is crazy strong.
The economy right now is Nvidia you dumb fucking retard.
There is nothing healthy or strong about a market where the top 6 or 7 big tech stocks account for most if not all of the gain.

https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1659147969277624320

Defaulting is a meme. Say the debt ceiling isn’t raised (which it will be) interest payments are $1 trillion a year and tax revenue is $4.5 trillion. Prioritization of payments would kick in and Ukraine might not get $3 billion a week.

>>55011733
She probably thought you looked weak, and needed the comfort.
>>55011742
>try to tell bobo to go long
>they rope instead
hmm, not my fault

>>55011733
Hot

>>55011671
>can no longer afford strips from the buter
>can no longer afford all the organic fixings for the salad
>goes and buys bulk goyfeed and everyday rock bottom prices (and quality)
walmart beating is not a good sign for people. after walmart is the dollar store, then the soup kitchen.
and holy fuck jannie you retard hapa baby how was that racist.

The DOOMP is going to glorious. It is going to be biblical. The pink wojak posting will crash 4channel.org harder than that time moot pulled the flashdrive the site was on from the mac mini serving it in his basement. When the smoke clears and the ruins of your pathetic portfolio crumble between your tanned fingers I will be here. Laughing. LAUGHING

Does anybody here seriously believe that with how polarized the political environment is that Republicans won't take the opportunity to shit on Dems with the debt ceiling?

>>55011742
I think bobo is unironically dead (for now) >>55011446
this has been the year of milking puts, one of the best years EVER in history to sell puts
milking retail and hedge funds the entire year in buying puts, making them all expire worthless
then, when the recession finally hits, bobo no longer has any money to buy puts (and no longer has any money to buy shares for cheap)
Money and power consolidates even further into the rich

Is KO going out of business

>>55011804
They're all on the same team; who gives a fuck?

>>55011798
thumbnail made me think they were eating spaghetti

>>55011798
not often I see a fellow king here

>>55011798
yep. if we replay out august 2000 on nasdaq, which it is doing the same thing, we're in for lots of hurt.

>>55011622
I mean, bear market rallies are a thing, what's weirder that it has been crabbing for like past six months.

just call me optimus prime cos imma have to roll out

>>55011733
Did you get a boner? I might have got a boner in that situation.

>>55011622
Didn't read. SPY 500 EOY

>>55011823
Look how it played out in 2011. SPY dumped 15%.

>>55011812
Jpow speaks tomorrow

>>55011804
This particular issue is not something the republicans benefit much from jamming up. They'll fight over terms but the deal will get done. The consequences are too severe to force a default for partisan spite. Nobody benefits from that outcome.

>>55011850
Sounds dope.

BOBO GENOCIDE!
MAY BOBO's REST IN PIECE.
THE BULL MARKET IS BACK!!!


BOBO's right now:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmHy0AjTzas&t=2s

>>55011804
The house won't budge. This is what we call a take it or leave it. The house knows shit rolls up hill and if there is a default, they did their job and it's Biden/Schumer's fault.

hope you guys tallied your bananas yesterday

PLTRannies explain??

>>55011861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmHy0AjTzas&t=2s

>>55011733
>>55011664
Yellow feverfags are weird and always have to talk about their fetishes like deviants. Asians are ugly, and I'd be embarrassed about being caught with one. No way I could bring an asian girl home to my family and say this is my girlfriend.

>>55011854
I'm not arguing that they'll let a default happen. All I'm saying is they will cause turmoil for the sake of antagonizing Dems. That's just how the political enviroment is right now and has been for a number of years.

>>55011866
Tallyman got killed by a banana spider. Daylight came and I couldn't go home.

>>55011654
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf3DAUkSmR0

It was hard to find a BROKER that was down for me
So I'm tellin' everybody let KLAUS be
'Cause he's mine and I can't take no BOBOS tryin' to take my baby
So I thought I had to let you know
Find some SHARES you can call your own
'Cause, now you're walkin' in the danger zone
And if I SHORT you, I'll be wrong

If you mess with my BROKER
I'ma be the one to bring it to ya
Got my SHARES, got my BROKER
So find your own and leave mine alone
Don't mess with my BROKER
I'ma be the one to bring it to ya
Here's a little advice for you, find your own BROKER

>>55011892
should've handed over bin Laden

>>55011878
I'm no yellow fever kike like baggot but I'd be alright with bringing one home, at least comparatively to a sheboon.
They're at least feminine and self-aware enough not to make a fool of themselves or do retarded shit like a white woman would.

>>55011878
Baggot said Asians are cute and tight AF. He said he knows this because he watches anime and hentai.

>>55011851
even if Powell were to say something crazy, which he won't, tomorrow is the 3rd option expiry of the month
there are an absolute fuck ton of 400, 410 puts
even if we do fall on his remarks, it will be minimal - there isn't the ability to break through these walls
an argument that after this expiry it will open the doors to the underlying move is more believable
Any further bad economic news is met with cheers
the largest collapse in NY manufacturing month to month since covid? Buy!
it won't be until we see unemployment dramatically rise that the bad economic data won't be celebrated - and it will be hard to dramatically rise going into the summer when the consumer is still spending on airlines and hotels and restaurants - the consumer has killed their spending on durable goods, but is still spending on airlines/hotels/restaurants which are larger powerhouses for jobs, seasonal jobs
I don't see unemployment rising until the end of the summer
The bubble can inflate much, much bigger

>>55011901
This took me entirely too long to get.

>>55011925

>>55011930
yeah nothingburger like jackson hole last year which destroyed the summer rally

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIh2xe4jnpk

Can I have your BUTTHOLE for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to COOM
You say I'll never get your SQUIRTSHARTS till the day I die
"Tough luck, my CHUD, but the answer is noOOOOOOOOPE!"

Why you gotta be sUCH A JEW?
Don't you know I'm COOMING IN YOU?
Why you gotta be sUCH A JEW?
I'm gonna PEE ON her anyway
(POOP ON that girl) PEE ON her anyway
(POOP ON that girl) Yeah, no matter what you ATE
(POOP ON that girl) And MAKE HER ASSIMILATE
Why you gotta be sUCH A JEW?

My triple leverage Nascock100 are printing these days, and I love it. Of course, I had to be a pussy about it and only bought moderately. Who knows what Jerome will say tomorrow

>>55011308
No, bought and sold spy puts already fuck off

>>55011934
forgivable if you're a zoomer
if you're a boomer like me that shit is etched into your brain stem
aside from All Your Base i think it was the first big proto-meme

>>55011930
>the consumer has killed their spending on durable goods, but is still spending on airlines/hotels/restaurants which are larger powerhouses for jobs, seasonal jobs
And this utterly kills the bobo thesis for the foreseeable future. The market pumps because people are pumping. Sure, it means the inflation will retain its stickiness but for now that doesn't matter. We will keep pumping all the way through summer because people are happy and are working more than ever. After all, "work makes one free" as we all know

>>55011988
Never forget.

I said it last thread the rally wouldn't last, never underestimate the power of the Russ

>>55011956
Tomorrow is going to be Obama Peg. And the bears are about to be pegged by obama big black RALLY!.

>>55011956
I'm locking in my put options once I close my calls today, if there's anything left of my calls when I finally sell them. I'm being so fucking stupid and stubborn with this $420.69 shit that I deserve to lose all of my gains from this morning.

>>55011943
Wrong

>>55011671
They said fuck niggers at a corporate level

>>55012011
I've seen the 4k gains. I bought some too though :^)

>>55011930
>>55011994
who are these people who are spending? where is this "strong consumer"? stop making shit up.

So healthcare stocks are going to simply fall to zero during this retarded tech ponzi pump? My UNH calls aren't going to gamma squeeze themselves you mumutards. FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT

>>55011381
>25.4% QoQ growth
Apple didn't even beat YOY in revenue let alone QoQ, trash talker.

All earnings estimates were extremely generous and undershooting.

>Massive forecasts of nominal and real GDP growth this year.
Last US GDP forecast was wrong by about 1%

>NVDA & AMD

how do you get a job in the game industry on hard mode (ie not cutting your dick off)

>>55012011
Bottom signal I'm going back in

>>55011878
Dated a rich Chinese girl who’s dad was CCP. Even then my family was disappointed. So I am now dating a poor white girl and they could not be prouder.

>>55012066
If she isn't fat I'm proud of you too

>>55012066
That's because hapa's are basically the bottom of the totem pole. The most beta of human being to exist. Your family was right to be disappointed.

>>55012052
at least be a massive faggot and hopefully you haven't been playing any games, just develop them because people consuming your shit is what it's all about for your fragile ego

>>55012066
You made the right choice, anon.

>>55012040
look at the breakdown of retail sales, and look at credit card data that has come out in the last week or two
the consumer is no longer spending on durable goods, but is still spending, month to month growth, on airlines / hotels / restaurants, more "services"
however, on everything else, they are cutting back spending, they cannot get a loan from the bank (but they can still extend their credit card debt)
as long as people are going out to eat at restaurants, going on trips, jobs growth remains strong; hospitality is a very, very large industry, especially going into the summer
My argument is that even if the consumer is spending less, jobs will hang on and not fall sharply going into the summer, because of the things they are spending on - as long as people go out to eat at restaurants, unemployment will stay low, and we are going into the summer, when people go out, travel, and spend more

>>55012066
My bullshit detector is literally just broke the glass on the side.

>>55012075
She is 5’10” and 140ish lbs
Most of it in her ass. Couldn’t be happier desu

>>55012102
What happens when student loan payments resume in September?

>>55012066
My girlfriend is a medical doctor and I'm a NEET. We're both white and her family hates me.

>>55011622
based

>>55012121
I agree that it will be catastrophic - the consumer is already record high no savings, no emergency savings, living month to month paycheck to paycheck
however, from now until then, I don't think that unemployment will spike up
the jobs market is likely to remain strong over the summer - as long as the jobs market remains (artificially) strong the market will remain propped up
the bubble can continue inflating, in spite of the extremely weak consumer, just because of the shift to services spending in large job providing sectors - hospitality

>>55012102
Yeah, I also kind of feel like summer might still hold, but autumn will likely be it.

>>55011382
test test test
did the faggot nigger fucking jew
ban me again
???

I'm going to go drink a margarita and get some tacos. You fuckers better have pumped this shit to $418 by the time I get back.

>>55012131
Well yeah they have a very successful daughter and she's dating a deadbeat, of course they are going to hate you.

>>55012066
Good. The governments are heavily pushing White male/asian female on here as a method to make whites go extinct. Make White babies, now. Thats an order

>>55012131
Make sure you get her pregnant before she leaves you

>>55011381
>real wages rising
The fuck are you talking about, do you even go outside? No one’s wages are going up with all this inflation

>>55012140
Reasonable take, and it all makes me concerned for Q4 and Christmas spending.

>>55011664
As long as you say no homo you’re good

whichever of you anons pounding NVDA at these levels I hope your fingers get sore, catch gangrene, and fall off. blows my fucking mind people hate money this much

>>55012140
>record high no savings, no emergency savings, living month to month paycheck to paycheck
I will quite literally never understand this. Normies are getting paid obscene salaries for doing JACK SQUAT and yet they have so little savings? Like hell, nurses, simple nurses, make the same as engineers in this hellhole and yet they live in shitty apartments for which they have taken massive loans... any simple trades job makes insane money nowadays and that is even more true if you work overtime which a lot of normies do. Where goes that money?

>>55012170
Yeah it sucks, I got a bunch of raises before covid and they have all effectively been neutered do to ridiculously unchecked inflation. Makes me wonder why I even bother.

BOIL
is calming back down now (from tha 370s) but it just goes to show how quick that shit is getting to spike now. pick your buys carefully, be patient, then watch/wait. it's not back down into where i'll re-dip yet, but premarkets often have good opportunities.

>>55012201
Funko pops and bad dragons

>>55011798
Unfathomably based

>>55012169
I don't want to do that. Even if she leaves me I want what's best for her. I'm not going to be staying a NEET for much longer. I'll be in a better situation before it's too late.

>>55012201
Not American but I can give you an example of my mother who gets a good wage here. It's drugs, lovers, travelling/vacations, driving from town to city, pricier food and loans most of all for all sorts of shit.
I fucking hate it and her mind is probably fried from drugs and alcohol and just in general.

>>55012218
i should add, i'm not long holding, and there will be a likely bearish COONTRACT ROOLIOLIO starting 6th business day of june, lasting 5 business days, which i'll not hold through, and do not recommend anything other than buying dips and selling rips as they come.

>>55011456
I bought BOIL. What am I in for.

Five figure genius shorting tech

>>55012201
Normies need to consume
having any cash in their account must be spent now

You could've shorted commodities and gone long tech when I started warning you.
It's still not too late.

>>55012201
Anon cost of living has gone up 100% over the last 3 years. I'm mortgage haver that debt slaved in 2018 and the house I bought for 130k on 75k salary is worth 230k. I now make 93k. I couldn't comfortably afford the my own house if I bought it today. I'm priced out of my own home. Food expense has more than doubled and its the same with fuel. My tiny lake lot I bought for 3k in 2018 is taxed at a $30k valuation now. The government got a 10X on my lot like it's a shitcoin. I'm a hoomer that bought a small town house and lake lot in 2018 in fucking Nebraska. I can only imagine the pain rentcels in low IQ coastie cities feel.

>>55012201
>Normies are getting paid obscene salaries for doing JACK SQUAT
Not me!

https://chatgpt.ch
Was talking to Chatgpt in german. Motherfucker crashed. I was asking him about Good and Evil. If he can feel pity or remorse or mercy.
He repeats himself many times, talking about ethical guidelines who are programmed by humans. So I asked him if he could make an own judgement based on these guidelines, since he declined being able to feel pity or mercy without emotions. I added if his decision was reduced only to the guidelines that were programmed, so that other possible existing moral values and guidelines that weren't programmed (Taliban probably has another understanding of mercy than other people) wouldn't be able to influence his decision.

Reply:
>Something went wrong

They will kill us.

>>55012314
Who, the Germans or the Taliban?

>>55012303
>cost of living

just call it inflation

>>55012314
It's not self aware, anon.

>>55011306
Mumu better lock in profits. Yields are popping 6month but longer end is rocketing up. People are dumping because they think inflation is getting out-of control.

>>55012011
I made a lot on tmus puts and I'll be buying spy puts as well. You wouldn't mislead your bodyguard, right? I do help you out on Saturdays too

>>55011654
Sue them for damages.

>>55012303
I envy you that you got a home in Nebraska and before inflation, and before interest rate hikes. I feel like the rug got pulled out from under me before I had a chance to get started. I just finished school with a CS degree and no tech companies are hiring now, and they're starting to layoff.

>>55011290
Yep, this is definitely Distribution Phase.
Nonsensical movements, some highs, lots of trading in a tight range.

Look out below, faggots. You may be getting the best returns by not getting out with the Smart Money, but a lot of you are going to get burned.

>>55012147
Wait i thought you switched to puts!?!?

>>55012399
>not me today for once

>Sold my NVDA in April at $272 a share
>Had 100% gains but could've had 115% gains
I'm starting to think stocks are not for me, I always regret selling no matter how much I made

>>55012428

That regret is stupid. 100% is more than enough.

>CLF

>>55012399
We'll get em next time.

Holy shit meds. Everyone.

>>55012442
we'll lick'em tomrra

I TALKED TO BEARZINI, HE SAID I COULD SELL MY CALLS AND KEEP MY SHARES

>>55011446
yea, i'm going to short silver. at least that always works even when it's crowded.

>>55012451
Austria is gay
and that's a man

Well that's it I got liqd on my ndx short today. I'm fucking done with this market fucking clueless retarded mutts buying kike bags

is it possible to get a refund on bear positions

>>55012478
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I’m a very simple man. I see BTI red, I add more. Entire thread is trying to short or buy tech and I could not be more comfy being a nicotine Barron.

>>55012508
I have a close friend who's asking the same

>>55012508
how much time do you have?

all these seething bobo posts are a take profit signal desu

>natural gas

>yields

>>55012508
nope but thank you for providing liquidity to the bullmarket

I don't know why bobos think the time to short is now. The time to short is when job losses spike heavily and the Fed announces its first rate cut. That could be months from now.

i'm back wtf is going on with this shit? you mother fuckers had one fucking job. who ever sold me these calls literally just dumping to hedge, well you know what two kikes can play at that game

>>55012537
Should have boughted

Man this bull market is on a runnnnn!!!!!!!!!!! and i runnnn i run so far away COULDN"T GET AWAY!!!

>>55012555
They’ve been blatantly lying about the jobs data and revising it the last 3 reports, is that even a reliable indicator?

>>55012508
Honestly I'm grateful to you bobos for all the free money you've given me these past 6 months.

>>55012555
feds cut rates to put the breaks on when shit starts crashing, not the other way around

Thank you anons for
>steering me from drinking two days ago
>convincing me gold is gonna be seasonally weak and to take profit on gold miners I held

/smg/ is unironically based.

>the top of the final bounce in 08 happened on the 19th of May

>>55012591

>>55012575
It's a reliable indicator if the market believes it. And no matter how much they revise there's a trend upward of layoffs. And the actual economic effect of high layoffs lags the data and it won't be felt immediately except the market responding to it immediately in pricing.

>>55012591
big if true

friendly reminder you could have invested in vtubers for 40% up over the last two months

>>55012591
>>55012600
You better start believing in bear markets, ‘cause you’re in one

>>55012612
wtf? give me a ticker

>>55012588
And when shit starts crashing that's not a good time to short why?

THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT BUY BUY BUY

>>55012555
I don't know. valuations are stretched. No breadth. Shiller PE north of 29. Inflation eating up people's purchasing power. It just feels overvalued. And I get that irrationality can get on for much longer.

ive never lost any money in the stock market because i've never realized any losses
i only sell my positions that go up
why hasnt anyone else figured this out

I bought SQQQ at 28 thinking it would crab and i could swing but now its dumping ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Buttcorn looking fluid and heavily doing the needful rn

I didn't short but I genuinely don't blame bobos, all the signs were there.

>>55012638
i bought it at 26 thinking the same thing

>>55012575
>teleports behind you
>heh, nothin personnel kid
They might be revising it and effectively removing millions of jobs but in the end jobs are still being added and people are working. The job market stands strong and there is no denying that. How those jobs are created and where they are getting the data from is of course a mystery... plus a lot of companies I know have pretty much stopped hiring but whatever right? Haha, stonks go brrrrrrrrr

The put to call ratio tells me we are about to ROCKET TO THE MOON!!!! THIS IS IT!!! I"M TELL YOU THIS IS IT!!!!

Would you invest in the United States Army?

>>55012681
The Army? No. Weapons manufacturers though...

shill me a play to turn $400 into $1000 by the end of the day on penny stocks. i really don't want the bookie taking my knees

>>55012630
There's a lot of indicators showing a downturn is coming, but crashes lag the indicators for months. Inflation being high isn't an indicator that a crash is imminent, though. It's the opposite. Inflation pushes up asset prices, and forces money to stay in assets. The actual indicator when a crash is imminent is when inflation comes crashing down.

>>55012438
Yeah I know, I'm just retarded and greedy is the problem

https://sai.tech/
what does /smg/ know or thing about SAI?
I feel like this is my ticket to poverty but i will accumulate until the next crypto cycle boom

>>55012705
blackjack

>>55012555
Lagging indicator.

Backtesting is distorted because of the real time lag on data, for example you actually get to see the data from April in may.

who buys all those VIX calls? is it just a scam of internal money purposely suppressing the VIX? they arent actually going to moon VIX if that many VIXchads are playing long right now? The vol happens after they take the positions off correct?

>>55012681
Where's the growth? Enlistment numbers are terrible, and they've got more faggots than ever.

>>55012609
>>55012667
/smg/ is making me schizophrenic

>>55012727
the bookie said if he catches me in the casino before i pay him off, he's taking both kneecaps

>>55012748
Online blackjack

>>55012748
>if he catches me in the casino before i pay him off, he's taking both kneecaps
I got a business to run, sometimes i have to kick asses to make sure it runs right... HE WAS BANGIN COCKTAIL WAITRESSES TWO AT A TIME... MUMUS COULDNT GET THEIR MARKET ORDERS FILLED

the bubbew is weal

>>55012757
shits rigged yo. i know all about blackjack

>>55012706
Except bonds and dxy have been up past 2 days too...

>>55012555
>the Fed announces its first rate cut.
If they feel rates are too high they're going to pause until inflation is at 2%

>AMZN invests $13 billion into India

Oh great, just what we need. More robots and indians in the workforce.

>>55012748
he's doing you a favor cuz science says you don't need those. trust the science, chud!

>>55012779
Some online casinos offer video blackjack with real dealers and cards.

...You straightened my female broker out?

>>55012627
Stocks go up, capitalism baby

>>55012789
Sounds based to me ngl

>>55012793
>kneecaps
>unnecessary
can we get a biotech company to make 360 degree turnable kneecaps so you can keep your feet straight and then just swivel your upper body around the knee caps

>>55012789
hopefully they invested in toilets so those subhumans will stop shitting in the street

>>55012800
ahhhh that was nothin Mike, sure my female broker flies off the handle sometimes, but we are GOOD frens

>>55012213
I’ve gotten standard merit raises at my first job the last two years of about 4%, I literally make less money now in terms of buying power than I did when I took the job two years ago

>>55012705
ok here's what you do, buy 4 of the $414 SPY puts that expire tomorrow right now before they get over 90 cents. Then with the remaining 40 dollars get a cab and check into rehab. Your broker will automatically clear the options tomorrow at expiry for like $400 a piece, you can pay your bookie back the $1000 + 20% and still have money for more bets. You've gotta go fast though, hurry up this will only work if you go now.

PARTY'S OVER... YOU HEARD ME... SCRAM!

it was so obvious that today was gonna be red

WHERE THE FUGG IS THE MAID YIELD ANON? I miss her :(

>>55012879
336 hours and everything will be red, trust me

Is NVDA going to dump on earnings next week
Feels too obvious but also it's been retard pumping for a while now

>>55012879
who?

>>55011290
Lol at nvidia retard strength. This shit is the new tesla

when should i sell my SOXL bros? i bought at 14

>>55012958
I sold at $17.25, 18 seems to be the top of the current range and chances are it will go back down a bit in the short term

>>55012958
never

>>55012958
450

They laughed at me when I slurped NVDA at $180, who's laughing now?

>>55012940
It's on the Robinhood top 100 list. It'll fucking rug on earnings. IDGAF how many times they say AI on the earnings call. I'ma get myself positioned accordingly at the proper time.

>>55012927
permabear on my TL

>>55013092
>>55013092

>>55012830
Someday, if you stop pumping NVDA and put it into biotech instead.

>>55013049
May 24?