/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55010737
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,203.214B, 101P = 21.81400B per
Wednesday RRP: 2,213.676B, 103P = 21.49200B per

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>55010737
Sam Zell is dead.

Heya?

>>55010774
hoya

>>55010737
You had one job

Ayo shiiiieeettt, that price movement looking juicy. We is finna be rich soon, my African Americans.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE NOT THE APPROVED BAKER. SNEED. SNEED GOES IN ALL FIELDS. THIS ANON IS A HEDGIE PLANT TRYING TO HIJACK OUR THREADS. WAIT UNTIL BAKER DUSTS HIMSELF OFF AND MAKES A NEW THREAD. DON'T USE THIS FAKE GAY ONE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55010771
>Sam Zell dead
>Baker missing
I don't believe in coincidences, nice shot baker

HEYA HOA?

>>55010799
Thread is fine, but he fucked up the title

>>55010799
>he doesn't know the non-designated baker etiquette
get a load of this faggot

>>55010785
>title in name field instead of title field

>>55010799
Thread sneeds hedgies so it’s fine. Only “problem” is OP used the name field instead of subject

>>55010817
>>55010824
Sneed Ranjeesh

Holy fuck, algo broke

This whole weeks running up has played out exactly the same every day

They cant contain it, heat lamp was right, locates are gone, ammo gone.

lol it's the whole fucking post sneeze chart happening in less than an hour

Are y’all seeing this shit? Holy shit Wagmi.

>>55010830

>>55010771
>Sam Zell is dead.
MY ZESTIMATE
>inb4 autists

>>55010737
>>55010759
Thanks fren.
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

WAGMI

failed bake

He didn't do great, but he baked when no one else would. Respect.

>>55010892
Thanks for always baking these past few years OP. I don't come here very often now that I'm just waiting on the Moass but it's great to see these threads still alive.

>>55010737
Bless the Baker.
WAGMI

Kenneth OC for y'all

>>55010737
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH

>>55010949
WGAMI.

>>55010945
I wanted to bake though

>>55010861
Fractalchads, where we at?

>>55011030
what happened to your tripcode baker

>>55011041
percolating, fractaling, comforble, moisturized, in my lane, flourishing.

im off friday and monday so the moass can happen either of those days thx

>>55010856
Fbi whistle blowers are testifying today.

IT'S POOMPA TIME
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>>55011122
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We are so back

>>55011122
HEYA HOYA

>>55011174
Won’t feel like it until the shills are screaming for people to sell at the fake top.

>>55011193
>HEYA HOA!

>>55011209
Sell baggie

>>55011268
sneed hedgie

Ready for the next leg up? Check the price in ten minutes desu.

>>55011277
I’m gonna check those digits first.

>>55011277
the price of GME isn't the only thing I'm checking.

>>55011277
Checked and wagmi

>>55011277
not before i check those digits

>UPST

They cant keep getting away with this.
Been tracking alongside GME for 6 months pumping higher than us as a collateral swap of some kind, and now started really running up right as we started making these recent daily gains. For no reason at all.

>>55011333
If you zoom out it looks even worse, it looks like it was used to suppress a late 2021 runup.

we're out of pump already, back to 15 quickly

I can't wait to buy Mortal Kombat 1 from my local GameStop

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>55010737
u forgot to post the link in the previous thread

>Heya hoa posting stops
>Price dumps

Really makes you think

>>55011030
>baker

>>55011412
HEEEEEEEYAAAAAA
HOYYYYYAAAA
HEYA
HOYA
HOYA
HEYA
YAHOOOOO
HOOOOOHEEEEE
YOOOOYEEEEE

One year ago Gabe announced Melvin Capital's shut down.
Kek Melvies.

>>55011063
It's reserved for new thread time.

>>55011402
See: >>55010773
>>55011419
WGAMI.

>>55011412
The poompa squad is on lunch break. Once they return the poompa will recommence.

why no moass?

>>55011433
all good friend, checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-vcUc2WS7s
Clown market will end. Clown world will end. The laws of supply and demand will once again be obeyed.

>>55011122
>>55011143
>>55011154
>>55011154
>>55011193
The infidels are at it again. You will not stop this pump with your pagan curses.

Is my ticker broken? What are you folks on about. I don’t see any interesting price action

>>55011570
>he doesn't know about the sekrit ticker
sorry bro

>>55011573
pls sir, spoonfeed me like I am a little baby bird or perhaps a golden retriever

>>55011592
there's a ticker
that is sekrit
it's a sekrit
so i can't tell you

Any time we cross over a peepee poopoo line like 23 intraday it means the hedgeridoos will try to short it back under.
>place small order at 22.99 when price is at 23.02
>it executes within a few minutes and the price bounces right back up
I feel like a finance wizard doing this.

>>55011608
If you don’t tell me I’m going to scream

>>55011625

The algo is constantly looking for a way out, playing out jan 2021 to (current day) over and over again, and once that cycle is finished, it sometimes spikes up, sometimes spikes down, desperateltly searching for how it will fix the situation. But there is no fixing.

>12:11, 12:23
>volume: 100
kek, which one of you was it

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13kjobo/finally_went_through_all_my_drs_transactions/ have same issue with my shares being non covered in computershare, anyone know how to send a secure email to my broker? im a leaf with td direct investing

>>55011505
>550 11 505
is pretty nice.

>>55011648
Why would it go through January 2021? Algorithmically, why would it be doing so

>>55011648
If it’s possible for machines to feel existential horror I’m beyond certain kenny’s algo is experiencing it

I don’t know how many time it can be said that flat kings were always right.

>>55011697
Why did this regard take a picture of his screen? Who doesn’t know how to screenshot

>>55011712
I'm betting because January 2021 was the first time the algo had to deal with a big runup, so that must have been incorporated into the algo so it can deal with subsequent runups.
Source: Gif related

>>55010856
Eh it looks like we're just following SPY today

>>55011750
at great harm to myself i looked through his posting history it appears he uses only his phone and the reddit app for browsing that shithole and is too lazy to transfer screenshots from his pc to his phone to post.

>>55011715
wasn't this when he banished the jews from judea which is the root cause of why they've spread their slimy tentacles all over the globe?

>>55011756
So machine learning type stuff, got it. I guess I was thinking of it more like a very complex logic circuit, but it seems more sophisticated if that is true

>>55011780
Other way around Bucko, spy follows us.

>>55011780
Spy is following us.

>>55011780
Would you like to join this faggot?

>>55011865
I'm making an observation not a prediction retard, go see the charts for yourself

*snibs horizontally at 23*

>>55011955 Checked
!

Does anyone have any experience with pulling their own teeth out?

>>55012048
Go to a fucking dentist. This is financial advice.

>>55011785
The issue was destroying the temple which meant the jews effectively had to make a new religion and that’s what morphed into the talmudism you see today. The funniest thing is that the temple destruction was predicted by the guy they executed for making them mad and they only got more mad after it happened
Also not to go too off topic but I recommend everyone here read at least some of the new testament. Everything the jew does can be explained at its core by his visceral hatred for what is written in it

>Can't let it go too far above 23
>Can't let it go too far below 23

>>55012143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA

>>55012048
rotten tooth anon, you really should get that checked out

>>55012143

>>55010737
kek stupid fuck baggots

>faggot shills STILL struggling to keep it above 23
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>tfw MOASS

>>55012221
die like your hero, baggot

I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When algos run in circles, it's a very, very
Flat world, flat world

>zelda nuggets
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N-wyCwhOnOM

Hi guys.

>>55011941
so would you?

RRP 2,238.266

PARTICIPANTS 102

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

We squeeze

kek dumbfuck baggies

kek stupid fucking bagroids

wtfwt? Heya

It has begun again.

I think I see it now. Flat chads, I’m officially a convert

>>55010887
>>55010771
Was Sam Zell the old baker? Passed out on the pavement covered in Cheeto dust.
F

>>55012489
i see it too. the flat line. the line flattening out. flat chads are winning.

>>55012482

>>55012367
I wish the image was real.

>>55012143
I will buy sub 23 cheapies I don't give a fuck

Whether we're into tums or bums...
WAGMI

>>55012672
for me, it's pits

Kek crypto baggies.

Ahahahahahahaha

>>55012685
I have seen enough gay shit today just by looking at the chart. please anon.

>>55012714
>t.low-test homosexual, an enjoyer of men's penises

>>55012253

>>55012755
armpits, anon, really?
anyway, apparently this was not all the gay shit I was due to see today.
picrel.
kek, they don't even know what to blame it on at this point.

What if I told you I wanted to moon more than 2 years ago?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s
ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
IN THE TIME BEFORE THE LIGHT

>>55012167
ok but in theory if I was going to pull it out myself what would I do.

>>55012798
See this is what makes me see Pulte glow more.

>>55012798
this nigga gonna rugpull us, i just know it

>>55012798
They also don't mention he's doing a CS buy and then immediately terminating his dingleberries once it settles.

>>55012811
Alcohol, gauze, and something to sanitize a mouth wound. You should probably stitch it too, but that shit is difficult to solo in the mouth

Hedgies with the death threats, oh boy just spell out how fucked you are!

This thing is about to go to make a pitstop on the moon followed by it's maiden voyage to Andromeda. I sincerely hope you idiots really do have short positions! LOL

>>55012909
kek baggie

>>55012755
>Low T
bitch I can play black fire w/ the guitar. yes it's the easiest one but fuck you I'm not asian, aight?

>>55012802
THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON

>>55010737
AAAAaAaAAAAaaaAAAAaAaaAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
ITS OVEERRR!!11!!!!!!111!

>>55012337
Do you hold BBBYQ or something?

>>55012811
>you tie the tooth with a fishing line.
>tie the fishing line to a open door's handle.
>slam the door shut.
>profit.

you have to be fucking kidding we still at 23

Post MOASS I'm going to get back with my ex.

>>55013079

What do you think anons, should we finally deploy our SECRET WEAPON?

>>55013101
Aye. All systems go.

>>55013101
>he(dgies) doesn't know

>>55012500
Checked and based. Flat chads FTW!

>>55012801
Thank god we didn’t. I had no idea wtf was going on 2 years ago.

ACCELERATE

>>55012489
This loooks like water pulling back before a tsunami

>>55011277
im pretty sure im going to cry just like this pic once it starts. been meditating 15-20mins every day in preparation

Get ready.

>>55013158
it looks like a dying stock

>>55013079
slow and steady.

>>55013202
zoom in

>>55012048
Are you asking if an Anon will pull your teeth out for you?

>>55013158
sauce on your pic related?

Why did we pump baggiebros?

>>55013202

>>55013202
Looks like a buying opportunity to me sir

>>55011333
>For no reason at all.
its an AI stonk, people are realizing its a good investment
shorting it was always dumb

>>55013288
We pumped?

>>55013090
>Getting back with your ex.
Gross
>Getting back with your ex AFTER moass.
Pathetic

You should save yourself the trouble and just give her half your MOASS $ then never talk to her again.
Best of luck.

>>55013222
zooming into those digits. WAGMI

>>55013322
Checked. She was wonderful. Before she cucked me. I have never, nor since had sex like it.

WAGMI NOW

>>55013337
this is the best fud my long term gains stack has ever seen

>>55013153
I hate that this took so long that a slow moving retard like you had a chance to jump on board. Fuck you. You don't deserve to make it.

>>55013337
So just fuck her, no need to have a relationship with her to do that.

>>55013337
I'm sorry anon, women are known parasites that feed on the negative energy caused by hurting men

The best way to get back at her is to find and marry a hot 18yo and have a couple kids.and enjoy your life.
Trust me nothing and I mean nothing upsets a woman more than an ex having a better life, wife, or whatever than when she left him.

P.S.
What you appear to be suffering from is known as Oneitis. It is easy to cure with some hot 18yo Island pussy. You will quickly realize she wasn't that special, and maybe she was really good at sex because she was a seasoned whore.

Very well hedgies, you leave me no choice. I am deploying the secret weapon.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

Holy shit KEK dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55013455
Checked

>Digits confirm Anon has a secret weapon and he is about to use it!

>>55013455
Oh shit. Hedgies you dun goofed now. Everybody get back.

>>55013455
checked, it begins

>>55012798
>you made me look for it

>mfw the 1D and 1Y are almost the same
SNEED HEDGIES

>>55013455
Checked and godspeed

>>55013455
holy checked, the stock rises

>>55013455

CHECKED

DO WHAT MUST BE DONE

I present the up crab. Turn crab to face up. Now stock will crab straight up.

>>55013537
He just bought and DRSd shares. Hedgies hate it

Are things finally turning around? We've had a steady runup on low volume this time, the opposite of what we usually do. Basically, it feels different.

>>55013568
impressive

>>55013578
Yeah

>>55013578
I'd like to think so. Something has drastically altered the chart and I like to believe that it was the last wave of booking and fractional removal. Only time will tell if the hedgies have more chicanery up their sleeves.

>>55013568
Jesus christ, the New Intelligent Green Gamestop Economy Revolution hasn't field tested it yet. Godspeed.

>>55013568
Sweet mother of god...

kek baggies flipping out over not even 1%. Pathetic

>>55013611
Oh that was me, just sharted my pants. WAGMI

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>55013708
>flip
you'll be flipping next

>*loading protocol "lasercrab"*
>*stand back from the designated blast area*
>*I repeat*
>*stand back from the designated blast area*

>>55013736
Back to your bankruptcy thread baggot

>>55013708

>>55013156
Go ahead. *click*

>this thread still reeks of curry two years after
wagmi, frens.

LMAO KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

CAM ON GAME STOCK CAM ON 24 LETS FAKKIN GO CAM ON

>>55013858
Ser this is a tragedy, how are you laughing about this ser?

If any of you anons get back with your ex AFTER MOASS. Im gonna cum on u

>>55013938
cuck anon is for sure into that

>>55013856
I can’t really smell anything. Thread feels pretty comfy desu.

>>55013938
>Not taking your ex on a 'reconciliation holiday' to Dubai then locking yourself into the hotel room with escorts knowing she can't leave the premises without you.

>We are slowly rising to $800

wagmi

when this baby hits after hours you're gonna see some serious shit

>>55013453
No, but you don't understand, she really was special. It's been 5 years and every girl I've been with since is just nothing compared to her.

>>55013986
death spiral convertible time! 800-split-800-split-800-split

Seems like this is all coming to an end soon one way or another. The debt ceiling is looming, earnings is the 15th of next month. We'll see if the heat lamp theory holds any water and if we were profitable or not Q1. Q2 is locked thanks to Zelda

>>55014097
source? I'll accept the astral plane.

>>55014097
I'm ready

>>55014097
https://youtu.be/kLp_Hh6DKWc

I will be playing this on loop non-stop

>>55014150
or the boss version:
https://youtu.be/k5cJk43Qytk?t=250

New "LET'S HAVE A DIALOGUE" just dropped
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13l7mys/computershare_directrecurring_purchases_vs/

>>55013455
>the secret weapon
checked. consequences will never be the same

have we broken away from max pain? This is the first time this has happened in months.

>>55014197
why is there a 'u' in flavor? Is it Colombian?

>>55014202
>have we broken away from max pain?
What do you think?

>>55014101
>No, but you don't understand, she really was special.
Lol. Lmao even. Ok

Well I take back what I said then, Don't give her half of your MOASS money,, instead give her all of it. Seriously the only way to show her how much you love her is to completely take care of her even if you are not together. I guarantee after years of this behavior she will see what she was missing and get back with you anon.
>This is relationship advice

>entire market green
>GME green
>crypto still deep red

What an incredibly based Friday

I love when crypto baggies keep losing

>>55014222
CHECKED
>Digits say yes
>Digits proclaim its the Summer of Gamestop!

>>55014234
>Friday
You are early but not wrong
>WAGMI!

>>55014242
>4242
yeah I'm thinking wagmi

>hkd pumping eod
God fucking damn it

>>55014202
>>55014222
Maxpain faggots are matricidal homosexuals.>>55011865

>0.79% up today

At this rate how long until we get back to 45?

>>55014222
Do you think a 15% drop tomorrow will happen?

>>55014351
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13l90nw/what_going_on_with_max_pain_at_413/
new mags bane just dropped :DDD

>>55014367
That was just fucking SPY. Goddamn Predditors are way too eager to post shit

>>55014367
kek its a glitch in the website that defaults it to SPY....You have to reenter GME and since these idiots first instinct is to post to plebbit instead of troubleshoot by clicking around, this person hasnt realized it

it happened to me last week

im gonna need a neck brace. and before you even ask, that bitch is bat shit crazy. i propose she becomes the woman that makes this whole thing go viral again
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13l0v2a/gamestop_is_life_support_both_the_stock_and/

Lower volume than yesterday hehehehe

Retarded fucking baggies hehehehe

>>55014397
I hate redditors.

I'm literally never selling. Accept your fate hedgetards and prepare for the ledge.

>>55014176
Account deleted

>>55014367
Imagine losing everything by betting against this level of retardation.

>>55014572
the absolute state of glowtroons

>>55014556
For profit? Nope, you got that right.

pretend holdies lmfao

>55014633
Wow good one.

>>55014229
Thanks fren, yeah this is my plan, I think when she sees I've made it she'll drop the ho life and come back no doubt.

>>55014234

Pulte just opened up his fly, flopped his Johnson on the desk in front of the entire financial elite and now they don't know what to do. The balls are quite literally in their court and their frozen with fear. You love to see it

>>55014706
when he was tweeting "ONLY THE YOUNG," he actually meant he was going to BABY FUCK all those with an open short position on GME.

>>55014706
Meh I still don’t trust him.

>>55014234
Today is thursday

>>55014623

I think he just deleted the post, his account is still active I think

The post was basically "recurring buys are good, because they just are okay"

also I sat naked in the sun for 20 minutes and it felt really good.

get some sun anon's, just dont get burned

>>55014351
>Do you think a 15% drop tomorrow will happen?
Yes.

For the rest of the market.

>>55014750
>The post was basically "recurring buys are good, because they just are okay"
Learning to spot that pattern of illogic is a way to make lots and lots of money, and not just in GME related ways.

https://www.essentiallysports.com/esports-news-digital-copies-of-the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-sold-out-within-hours/amp/

Digital copies are sold out

>>55014798
>Digital copies are sold out

>>55014811
Probably put a hold on the digital copies so that people have to gather the physical copies that nintendo spent dosh on producing

Friendly reminder that WAGMI (except that guy whos gonna get with his ex lololol)

>>55014811
>generate finite number of licenses
>one license associated with each copy
>have to generate more licenses due to game being successful
>put temp hold on digital copy sales, physical not affected because they already have a license associated and take longer to sell/arrive
>every fucking midwit alive takes the opportunity to make the ZOMG WAOW HOW DO U EVEN SELL OUT OF DIGITAL COPIES IT'S JUST ONES AND ZEROS I AM TIPPIN MAH HECKEN FEDORARINOS AT THIS NONSENSE joke
It was old the first time it was made, it should be the death penalty by now.

>>55014960
>nintendo can't afford to code a random license generator

>>55014977
Accounting and billing systems for digital assets can be hideously complex. That's one of blockchain's more underrated abilities.

>>55014960
I can actually believe this bullshit because only Nintendo could run out of digital copies of a game.

>>55014750
I did that once and I think I did it too long and fucked up my nads.

That said one major wagmi dream is to own/visit a place where I can be nude outside in the sun (and preferably buff as fuck).

>>55014397
I want to fuck this chick so hard

Guys I need Copium

>>55015019
Forgot to change the filename to "Moe's Ass" btw. Waghga.

>>55014995
facts

guys, the collateral stocks are all doing the thing again

>>55015028
The squeeze started about a week ago.

>>55015040
oops

>>55015028
>Copium
theres no copium left. hasnt been for months. this whole thread is running on hopium. just double the dosage and you will be fine until new copium arrives in two weeks.

amazon down 22% briefly in AH

>>55014397
>>55015024
She’s literally crazy. Look up her username on YouTube lol

>>55015040
>>55015063
Block trades for a premium discount because someone needs cash?

>>55015063
I closed my AMZN position at over $3000 (presplit). Feels good man.

>>55015060
I meant hopium, it's more correct for me.

>>55015158
you want hopium?
youre sitting on a small rock chasing a giant wire fire ball going 100000 mph through nothing?
you live in an universe of uncontrollable entropy?
you have seen the beauty of a sunset???
you are holding gme???
and you still need hopium?
that shit is everywhere.
https://www.lawofone.info/c/Harvest
unlimited supply of hopium
its all there is if you look closely

>only a handful of shitty banks imploded
>it's a nothingburger schizo

>>55015222
Thanks and checked

Baggie dumbfucks underperforming the market again

Again!
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Dead threads
No volume
No active supercuck users

Ababahahabababhahahaahahahah

TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!! TIGHT TUMMIES!!!
IM ASCENNNNNDINGGGG!!!!!!!!

>>55015350
like bro,
if the ice cube is bothering you so much, just take it off your belly
jfc girls are so dumb

>>55015366
Checked. Not my ex, she was super smart and always knew what was going down. And she fucked like a freight train. Man I can't wait for me to get some teddies so I can get her back. I can almost taste it.

>>55015339

>>55015394
Hedge funds and companies posting record profits. Market mooning. Houses never coming down in price. Baggots getting left in their extremely red dust!

>>55015392
You can get a younger and prettier girl who likes you more. All you have to do is not simp for the old model (impossible)

>>55015402
>posting record profits.
Revenues

>>55015339
Is time moving fast on you banks now or what? xD

i work remote but we have an annual in person meeting every august. this is my second one. the first one i went last year almost made me quit the fucking job. im an autist but im handsome so i fake being a normie pretty well but it absolutely drains me. if the moass would start before that, that'd be great.

doggers

>>55015402

its tomorrow, check em

What did he mean by this?

>>55015452
i dont know but im fucking tired of all these vague tweets.

>>55015452
It's his favorite halo map

>>55015452
He became a book king.

>>55015436
oh wow, you're actually me ha ha ha. Everyone keeps asking me to go to the company socials I managed to gather the courage to go to the last one, hated it, but now they expect me to keep going to their social events like wtf. The last one had one of my female co-worker all over me making me feel weird as fuck in front of everyone. Like you I'm good at faking being a norm but by the end of the night I turn back into my miserable self.

>>55015339

Baggie sisters, why no moass?

>>55015086
Long dated options trade. Stock is typically less liquid AH so that's why it happens.

its tomorrow check my digits my negroes

>>55015469
i feel you fren, i really do. i only went to one non mandatory meeting because it was at an arcade. normies only want to eat/drink and compare their social status. oh and talk about whatever crap show theyre watching on [insert streaming service here]. cant talk video games, history, science ect. at least at an arcade there's fun stuff to do.

>>55015524
Yep. Like you I've been told I'm good looking too, so normally all the guys think that I'm going to be into sports and then they try to talk to me about that but really all I'm interested in is reading about history and cooking, but if I actually said that they would think im a complete freak of nature. So I just have to act like a brain dead moron and be obnoxious and loud and make jokes about Drumpf.

I really don't give a shit about their netflix shit, and no im never going to watch any of the shite they tell me to watch, but they still go on about it for like 40 mins. I guess we should be grateful we can work remotely so interaction on the daily is low.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13lbrmu/drsusanne_trimbath_on_twitter/
Swingies get the rope.

>>55012009

doggert$

poo

>>55015801
$DGSHIT

why bbbyq still above $0?

Why is 4chan eating my posts? It says "post successful" but they don't show up. Fucking Gookmoot fix your servers.

I am romantically interested in the stock.

>>55015579
>they would think im a complete freak of nature
this is where youre wrong friend. if you own your hobbies, they'll be ok with it. they know all i do i work out and play video games and they still want to hang out with me. i just tell them i have to work out and they respect it.

>>55010737
kek baggies

>>55015350
why is that so hot?

>>55014750
Im a tradie anon i was forged by the sun im a white man with the arms of a middle aged mexican construction worker

>>55015019
>fucked up my nads
you sun burned them?

>>55015452
>>55012669

hello frens! <3 happy ascension my dildo enthusiasts

Where the fuck did everyone go?

>>55015009

>>55016451
market is closed

>>55016498
I’ve never seen the thread this dead on a weekday.

>>55016552
low volume

trolls, the lot of you
<3

>>55016451
They ascended

kek ledgefunds

>>55016572
ID: rum91Olm
>i love rum
WAGMI

>>55016575
holy shit rarest kek of them all
it's a sign

>>55016582
rum?
i rabu rum

>>55016464
That thread was cringe.
I'm glad I'm not a /smg/ normie.

>>55015422
Wait until he looks at the 'liabilities'.

Kek hoodies.

>>55016582
Thats pretty based because im a literal pirate
(Im coming for you, argentina!)

keke, baker's passed out on the sofa covered in cheeto dust

>ascend

>>55016771
>>55016771
>>55016771
Threaded, frens!

>>55016215
No, I think they just go too hot. Skin was fine but balls like to stay a particular temp and I let them bake a bit too long, sitting in the sun. I'd heard that sun on your balls increases testosterone.