/biz/ - Business & Finance

b-buy high, sell low y-y-you too

>>5501017

GOD EVEN THE ONES WITH WHEELS TRY TO STEAL YOUR MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5501017
does her roastie still work? shes paralysed from the waist down. a damn shame

>>5501017
>*rolls towards you*

Mi'lady, I too am a high roller.

>>5501110
"anon... i cant feel anything down there so dont bother trying to make me finish. just use it however you need to and lets snuggle and watch that movie"

>>5501017
Fuck off, gains goblin.

*clears throat*
Well actually I invest in crypto currency?
Never heard of them?
Yes kind of like bitcoin except theres millions more just like it.
Yeah its pretty fun, say would you like to maybe go on a date with me?
Oh nah thats fine yeah Im pretty busy too, um yeah.
Well this is my stop, have a good one.

>>5501145
kek

>>5501017
>camo jacket
>but no muscles to go with it
This bitch is 100% hunting for an army husbando to get free moneys from for the rest of her life and use to fuel her black cock filled life

>>5501017
"Yeah, it's rolling quite nicely for me since I just bought Cripple. We should go for a walk sometime."

>>5501056
This

>>5501156
That's no fun.

>>5501160
your game sucks dude
"hey I'm going to grab a smoothie come with me" 0% chance of rejection

>>5501174
Kek

>>5501110

I think they come in different varieties anon

>>5501222
trips of truth knows whats up

why do people not understand the basics of picking up chicks..?

>>5501222
This 100% Plus if by some chance she turns you down it implies that SHE'S missing out on something you were gonna do anyway, you win either way.

>>5501302
where do you think you are

>>5501017
I wanna sniff her wheels

>>5501017
>So... Uh... I guess it doesn't hurt in you pooper right?

>>5501160
HOLY SHIT KEKD HARD

I go to the finance subsection of an anime porn forum and take advice on investment from anonymous neckbeards and scammers. That's how I got rich.

>>5501326
In a place where people are trying to make money through luck, knowledge, and effort, which is pretty much what you need to get dates.

>>5501216
Would that make the upper body more sensitive like how a blind guy gets super hearing

>>5501372
I unironically made 10k from this, so thank you neckbeard scammers

Normies are literally going out of their ways to buy this shit. Get rekt, BZC is the only one they'll buy for fun.

>>5501380
I thought it was widley accepted that people on 4chan were bitter neckbearded virgins

or is it just me

>*rolls up behind you*

>>5501461
I know I was one, but you spend a decade here and you grow up.

>>5501017
wtf is wrong with her left tit??????

>>5501017
*pushes back cart with foot*

>>5501017
>yes I am, how do I short your sexual market value?

>>5501527
Her bag is pushing it out. Have you ever touched a boobie?

>>5501594
m-maybe

>>5501553
This was my first thought.

>>5501017
imagine being narcissistic AND in a wheelchair

>>5501594
only my own moobs

>>5501156
WOULD DIVEST MY GAINS

>>5502166
GERGL1 KEK HAS SPOKEN

>>5501017
P-put Bob and vagene secksyy lady

>>5501160

>>5501333
checked and keked

>>5501387
>blind guy
>super hearing
>gets tinnitus

No one wants that

>>5501017
"Hey can you race in that thing"

>>5501017
Show feet

>>5501222
why u picking up wheelchair bitches tho

>>5501017
>wheelchair bitch with fucked up tits holding a selfie stick
"yeah something like that"

>>5501017

>literal girls in wheelchairs get hit on 24/7 but anything less than an 8/10 male is doomed

Thot wheels.

>>5501160
>this is my stop,
triggered

ITS CALLED BITCOIN CASH NOT BCASH YOU CRIPPLE!

>>5501160
did you ever read this dude's manifesto? His last ditch all out offensive to get laid before his 21'st birthday was to dress nicely and sit on a bench in a park.

>>5503083
go back to r9k faggot

>>5501174

>>5503086
Hehe

>>5503083
this is false

>>5501017
AAAAA QT WHEELY WAIFU

>>5501017
You heard correctly, but I'm thinking about diversifying my portfolio. I'm deep into Ripple, but am looking to add some cripple. How deep do you think I can be in that?

>"Uhm I gotta go"

>*Shuffles to the back of the train

>*Girls wheel chair slams into everyones shins while chasing after me and trying to ask me about my crypto

>>5503306

>just be chad

>just be attractive and not unattractive

If OP’s pic was a dude he would suicide

She's just looking for new rims for her wheelchair anons, never trust a gold digger.

If you really want to make gains the crippled chicks will be all over your dick you should check these dudes out- pretty helpful. They haven't been wrong yet.

https://discord.gg/2cFWBHc

>>5503203
confirmed for failing the Amagami challenge

>>5504837
Best pajeet discord bait I've ever seen

>>5501017
>Sorry you are thinking of another guy

>*silently moon*

>>5501017
Qt3.14

>>5501017
Listen girl..

I don't have the time to explain what I do for a living or how I made all my money.

What I can tell you is that I buy everything you have ever dreamed of.

I might go into more detail as time goes on but for now all you need to know is that I'm into digital assets.

Let's get this lunch to go, grabs some drinks and head back to my place.

>take her to my aventador

>I can feel the heat radiating from her pussy as the car vibrates on start up

>>5501160
ourguy

>>5501017
Everyone's implying that she's the gold digger. Can you imagine, anons? Your future with her?
>get on all the rides at amusement parks early
>the both of you get priority for anything because of other people's sympathies
>always have a place to store your cans of Dew on the go. Snacks as well
And of course best of all; the situations.
>"Oh, what's the matter honey?"
>She give you the look and you know immediately
>"That's okay, let me take you to the family bathroom in the airport"
>"Now hold still" *undo the button for the pants and then pull down the zipper* "I'm going to pick you up ready?" *grab her from her chair and carefully place her on the seats*
>"It's a good thing we brought these dippers for the plane"
The male would clearly benefit more than she would from the money desu.

>>5505202
That second party got scat porn pretty fast but the cans of dew got me.

>>5501160
this is the best post i've seen in a week

>>5505191
>suspects the person living with him of stealing candles
>performs citizens arrest and has Hong plea guilty
>justice is served
>Hong continues to live with Elliot the vigilante
Hong's lack of foresight is actually disturbing.

>>5501106
She probably wouldn't even give you the time of day

>>5501017
YO IS YOUR tits okay? one's literally like a needle tit

>>5501017
Wheelchair women are better because they can't run away and have no option other than being loyal.

>>5505331
i have working legs so it wouldnt matter