/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55008692
the market will see this as bullish
everything is bullish now

>>55008719
Wouldn't it make yields go up on top of "draining liquidity"?

>>55008740
If they are exchanging bonds for dollars, that would make DXY go up and bonds go down no?

If inflation sticks Jerome's handlers hike and market dumps.
If banks go bust and wagies lose too many jobs (and especially if it's election), they pivot and market pumps.
Am I wrong, missing something?

Shill your best horse stock

>>55008764
Bonds going down = yields going up, yes

is the qqq going to ram a big fat green dildo through 331 resistance today or not?

I've got the insurance adjuster coming to look at my roof this morning. What do?

>>55008712
kys

>>55008781
uh... WKHS?

>>55008774
The big question is how market reacts to increasing unemployment rate.
In recent times claims has correlated more or less exactly with equity decline, however there are a couple examples during times of high inflation where markets actually rose through rising unemployment.

IMO that latter example won't happen until inflation has become a secular issue.

>us default talks
>rising core inflation
>banks already stressed and going under
reminder that the fed had a year to fight inflation and tried to memory hole that it caused it

>>55008849
Did they cause it or handlers behind them?

BB to 20.
If you know, you know.
>No Verification Required

>>55008855
we increased the money supply by 25% in two years and then the fed spent an entire year refusing to raise rates on Biden and kept making excuses

>>55008784
It's above there in premarket but it's not having an easy time gaining ground.
I doubt it will close above that on the weekly.

>>55008877
in case any 1 post by this id feds try to gas light

Good morning joggers

Thoughts on SPY today? Any chance we see a pump into the 420s?

>>55008919
Once unemployment numbers drop we will be at 420 before open

>>55008877
Ok, but then I wonder why didn't they hike sooner.

>>55008925
Why don't they drop the labor force participation rate instead?

https://www.newyorkfed.org/newsevents/news/research/2023/20230515
>cc delinquencies
grim

>>55008935
oy vey

>>55008928
Its a story as old as time. The ((central banks)) believe that endless printing solves all problems and will eventually be unable to resist trying it again. Weimar germany was the first time it happened. It's like some compulsion ((they)) can't resist to just keep printing more money

It has led to american stocks being overvalued as fuck though so yay us

>>55008937
come on mortgages
>bang bang bang
let's score some focken gains

>>55008781
>shadman

>>55008935
Didn't that already come out the beginning of the month? So the next labor participation rate will be early june

>>55008879
looks like it's struggling to stay up

>>55008937
The credit card debt is a serious problem for consumers

I have 24000 to invest tonight, shill me some /biz/ shit. Not falling for SOXL again fuck you I lost half my portfolio on that. If I don't get anything good I'll buy Berkshire or boomer stocks.

>>55009039
I’m 17k on credit card debt

>>55009039
But total debt as a percentage of disposable income hasn't really changed. You can take on more debt if you make more money without any real issue

>>55009056
VT

>>55008781
DELET THIS

How do you do fellow white people?

>>55008781
>exhibit #12,824 on why white guys are dating asian girls

>>55009087
>bugs
No thanks

So what spy gon do today

>>55009089
thats a finnish girl

What should I be doing with my 401k? I keep forgetting I even have it. Its all in some retirement date fund automatically which im sure is for retards

job claims under

>Futures

HIGHER. FOR. LONGER.

Strong and resilient

>>55009010
You'll never be a real woman if you believe unemployment numbers mean anything at all.

>>55009087
the worst moment of my life was when I thought I accidentally knocked up my korean/jap GF. she was very pretty and we got along well, but I couldn't overlook that internal dread of a half asian creature I would have to call my son/daughter. much prefer my 3 white children now, to think I was that close to fucking up my whole life is crazy.

>>55009099
Yeah, retards that aren't gambling addicts. It's not the /SMG/ way, but as long as you keep DCAing, it works.

>jobless claims down 10k
>giant red dildo
ok

Hey pivot idiots... you see the job numbers?

Time to get your next booster, i mean rate hike!

>>55009099
Anon be smart and invest in a 401k. People will say funds are stupid but don't listen to them. You're getting (to a certain extent) tax free growth, which is almost akin to stealing from the government, which i can't think of anything more based.

>>55008787
>collect insurance gibs
>fix roof yourself
>profit??

>>55009080
Good morning kike. Your goyim golem guard is here reporting for duty

>>55009087
>exhitibit #12,825 on why white guys are dating asian girls. One of my favorite parts of being with my Gookfu because she's a foreigner there's like a million things from growing up I get to share with her that's brand new to her. Like so many great movies she's never seen from before hollywood got all woke.

>>55009135
Didn't she have a penis? I didn't think those kind of women could be knocked up

>>55009168
thats a very specific message anon

Aaahhhhhhhhhhh people being employed is baddddddddd sellllllllll

>fed needs something to break
>nothing is breaking
>Biden admin does everything in their power to ensure nothing breaks for as long as possible
How does Powell not scream into his pillow every night?

Anyone use Trading212?

are there any views of your portfolio which don't suck? when your holdings jump suddenly, it's hard to see the reason why and you get fuck all info on dividends and how much they're responsible for your growth.

>>55009168
Linus, give Baggie his trip back

>>55009186
You'll never know what it's like to watch Bill fucking Murray in Groundhog's day with your girlfriend who's never seen it.

>>55009201
On a scale from 1 to 10 how old was gookfu when you met her?

>>55009201
>why he no eat groundhog?

predict today's market open

>>55009242
Some buying with some selling

>>55009242
9:30 am EDT

>>55009242
Green for 9 minutes and then REDDDDD

>>55009242
TSLA gaps down then spikes another 3-4% within the first two hours.

>>55009231
lol

>>55009242
NVDA will go to $400 in one candle

>>55009231
You know Groundhogs are tasty, right?

>>55009187
Technically that's what FED wants, but they also want inflation down, so I'm not sure how those two balance out.

>>55009268
>>55009270
why don't you guys have a crab market expectation?

>>55009156
A brokerage is great to have as well. You cannot touch your 401k money until you're ancient and this simply helps the govt subsidize the economy with your bags.

401k is great but an even more sizable brokerage as well has great benefits in that you can probably use it to retire younger than the government wants you to stop wage slaving.

>>55009231
toplel

>>55009194
You are telling me they don't coordinate? I don't believe that, despite muh FED independent institution bullshit.

When did you first learn we are trying to out the Jew therefore we are Jews

>he didn't CDW max in premarket
ngmi

>>55009318
#notalljews

>>55009099
>ts all in some retirement date fund automatically which im sure is for retards
its actually perfect because itll start as stocks and then move to bonds as you retire

the point of the 401k is to build wealth that is then safe in bonds, that way you can slowly sell it during retirement while your other investments grow

just make sure its a low expense ratio like vanguard ones

>>55009318
>we are trying to out the Jew therefore we are Jews
smartest most coherent goy

>>55009290
It's not a crab day, yesterday attempted crabbing but was overpowered by mumuing. Today is bobo time.

>>55009312
Yeah they're constantly coordinating no one can say they're not. It's simply bullshit to believe otherwise.

The only thing is fed nerds are experts and can drive things how they want vs. Politicians want political outcomes irregardless.

So we get some weird ass outcomes at times where they may work against each other dependent on the fed.

Why didn’t you take profits yesterday?

>>55009354
Because it's investing, not trading.

Three weeks of declines start today.

>>55009359
>Investing in Biden's (((democracy)))
ishygddt

>>55009291
>401k is great but an even more sizable brokerage as well has great benefits in that you can probably use it to retire younger than the government wants you to stop wage slaving.
thats why its smart to donate enough to get the company match, for me its 6% for a free 3% of my salary, and then ignore it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55009334
I have a seat at a table in which you’re uninvited

>doom & gloom hitting with full force again
>can do nothing than catatonically stare at the wall for 1 hour

>>55009242
NVDA has broken the 300 ceiling and it's all the way down from here, no support until 170

>>55009354
I did sell everything tech related at the generational top yesterday

>>55009373
Biden doesn't run anything, we all know this.

>>55009407
Right he gets his orders from Chairman Xi

>>55009291
A: you're an idiot
B: that part you got right. Don't forget rule 72(t).

>>55009333
#VTIVX4LIFE

>>55009463
Vfiax buy it for looks. Buy it for life

>>55009423
This actually adds up because the jews would do a much better job. There trained centuries in being puppet masters

>>55009449
1. Kys nigger.
2. Why would I touch my Roth or trad 401k before I have to? You remove the money and make payments back to yourself and effectively miss out on gains. Effectively this is an incredibly retarded thing to do.

>>55009281
Konichiwa dude!

should i sell my svix position?
this debt ceiling bs has me nervous senpai

>>55009281
im a southern and this image confuses the fuck out of me

looks like rate hike in June is back on the menu

You bought calls right anon?

>>55009524
buy everything koreafag
fill your bags fast!

>>55009522
That's so bullish!!!!!!!!!

>>55009522
>core inflation is not just rising but is accelerating and is now higher than the CPI
I refuse to accept there are bulls delusional enough to not expect more rate hikes

stupid ASUS pushed a bad router config file last night. this is going to cause chaos at work today. SHORT ASUS (also if you're impacted just upgrade the firmware)

Remember to buy SOXL, help a jannie out TODAY. Faggots

Buy the top, anon

>>55009537
Core is hardly accelerating in any sense.

>>55009522
After this booster, I I mean rate hike and we go back to normal!

>We stop at 5%
We stop at 5%
>We stop at 5%
We stop at 5%
>We stop at 5%
We stop at 5%

>>55009559
But they said the last booster would be the last booster!

>this looks like a great time to put my life savings in NVDA with a 170 PE ratio, weakening growth, and AI hype fizzling out

>>55009572
"Don't think of it as how many boosters you have got, but when the last time you got one was..."

>QUOTE FROM AMERICAN POLOTICIANS
QUOTE FROM AMERICAN POLOTICIANS
>QUOTE FROM AMERICAN POLOTICIANS
QUOTE FROM AMERICAN POLOTICIANS

Aaaaaaaaaaaah ffs metals are again taking a beating. Can China stop FUDing my metals? Fugg dis. I ain't looking on my miners for at least a good year. Gold is also falling and probably gonna go down to 1700 again. Fugg these shiny rocks

>>55009577
Shut up and BUY THE RIP> FAGGOT!!!
WE IN A NEW BULL MARKET BAY BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How on earth is NASDAQ still outperforming in response to higher yields.

>>55009572
The Fed hikes rates until there is a global recession and extreme pain, they've been pretty clear on this from the start. Multiples expansion just gives the Fed more cover to keep raising rates.
If they let SVB fail that would have ended inflation, the market would have bottomed out in the low 3000s, and rates would have been cut. But they don't want that. SVB was saved so that the Fed could keep raising rates and put more pressure on the economy.

this jew put it well
>0 to 5 fed funds in a year HAS CONSEQUENCES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx38CGvS5QE

DIGITS AND DXY GOES RED AT OPENING

>>55009610
short covering and retail hooked on a chatbot and flip phone

>>55009610
>How on earth is NASDAQ still outperforming in response to higher yields.
It's being driven by a handful of companies that are riding the AI hype wave. Once people bored of lame generative images and retarded ChatGPT responses the bubble will pop

>>55009610
Boycott tech stocks until they start working on and investing in fusions reactors and anti aging.
I'm tired of shit like meme tier AI and VR or whatever else they think up now. Gimmicks at best, anti human at worst.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>55009666
>One second off
Bro...

What is in your playlist for today's session ?

Starting with this https://youtu.be/-x8enjD39SE

>>55009659
We want PiedPiper

JEPQ wins again

Here we go bobro frens. Mumutards don't know what's coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>>55009682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Rpdly7yv4

>>55009689
Based. I miss SV like you wouldn't believe.

>>55009666
I remember my first bang

>>55009263
FUCKING CALLED IT!

>>55009697
A NEW BABY BULL MARKET IS BERING BORN!!!! GO LONGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

can the NASDAQ just fuck off

my lil WLGS doing something

>NVDA

>Senator Brown blaming Trump regarding the dire situation of the whole country
Why are Democrats so fucking delusional? This boomer piece of shit deserves a beating

>>55009747
The green dildos are insane

Bears and bulls
US vs them
How about stop being such pedestrian team pickers and just make some money, faggots

>>55009764
>trump turns on the money printer
>it's the democrats

>>55009707
RIP TJ Miller

SOXS holders, how my dick taste?

>>55008712
Why are whi*oids so uptight? Yall need to learn to take a joke.

>>55008781

>>55009722
I called it better
>>55009268

>>55009776
US has been running on a printer for a while now, boom booms of both parties can be blamed.

Good morning friends.
I am going to buy a few more shares of something. Can't let those divvy bucks sit as cash.
Only have to decide if I add to the safe side or risk side of the portfolio. How are the /smg/ friends feeling?

>crabs 414 to 410 for a month
>everyone's entry point is 415

>>55009776
People really do forget Trump signed like 5 of the 6 stimulus packages

Is SOXX/SOXL now ironic? Or do people still buy it?

>>55009666
>>55009712

Just noticed trips 666
Checked and tone setter pilled

>>55009809
remember when the entire democrat organization did everything they could to shut down the economy and impede him at overturn with lies, fake accusations, and what is proving to be treason... just to try and make Trump look bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>55009776
This >>55009801, people need to act like fucking grown ups instead of playing hot potato with blame. It is not a partisan thing anymore.

It will set a new ATH soon. The question is, will you be there to profit on it? This shit is insane but the market clearly likes this damned company. The investors clearly know something we don't. I seem to remember people freaking out two years ago "noooo tech is gonna crash and not be able to survive with rates higher than 3%". Absolute KEK. It's called greedflation for a damn good reason

>>55009682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfLIlP-GAmg

>>55009807
Ive got 200 calls expiring tomorrow ar SPY 422. I bought them a $0.03.

Yeah... i'm gonna gamble on this one and hold til expiry. If spy scamwicks to 425 that's a massive fucking payday

>yields

Bought some of those SPY call fuckers. This is how you get big returns with 0 risk.

>>55009832
Jeeshh you need a napkin to dab all those tears up or what

Fuckin sold GFAI this morning because shit wasn't moving. Finally takes off fuckin cucks

when do we short Nvidia?

>>55009843
>If spy scamwicks to 425 that's a massive fucking payday
>if
>scamwicks
not until you close your calls for a loss fren

>nasdaq
every time it flashes red for a second big volume comes in. how long can they keep this up

Oh good, the calls I held overnight are now green
Just set a trailing stop loss, maybe I can make a few bucks

>>55009859
I don't know
I've lost quite a bit of money trying to do that shit

>>55009859
if you want to get ballsy, before earnings, which are a week away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZEFEHf0pMA

>>55009186
AYY dios mio that fucking pic

>>55009877
oh lol the stop loss just triggered, I made $13

>>55009852
>Jeeshh you need a napkin to dab all those tears up or what
Oh, so you know i am right...

>>55009877
>Oh good, the calls I held overnight are now green
how? can't be too green, albeit green is green

>smg becomes bearish
>market turns to bull
Everytime. Enjoy those loses.

>>55009897
They were TQQQ, and I bought them near the top yesterday afternoon

>>55009907
>TQQQ
nice, gratz on the win

>>55009901
I'm bearish for the longer term. Whatever is happening for past six months is some crab shit. I guess traders have fun with it.

>>55009894
Idk our republican governor shut down my state. Which was fine COVID was a blast and I made killer money

>>55009901
*losses, you esl schadenfreude loving faggot

>>55009911
Thanks
I have $262 settled cash... time to do it again

NVDA GOING TO ATHS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55009923
I typed on my phone glownigger. Stay poor and mad.

>>55009862
Ive got alarms set for if SPY hits 420, 422, 424 etc. I wont miss it.

>>55009942
I'm in nvda calls, but that doesn't mean I have to go out of my way to be a little vindictive faggot because I'm finally making money
Shits like you are as bad as all those /v/irgins shitting on games they've never played

>>55009933
nshitia

>>55009950
Yea boi

>>55009933
>>55009964
Both you faggots ruined it

>>55009950
>424
your calls will likely only print at this level depending on how much time is remaining by the time it gets there, $420 and $422 are pretty far OTM. good luck

Where the fuck is the 0.5% move on the SPY? Walmart fucking beat, lets fucking go!!!!!

Wonderful shitcoin action @DAX.
But this motherfucker had to go above 16170 and cost me 1k EUR, motherfucker.

>>55009379
If you're in the 12% bracket, I totally agree. If your paying 22% or higher, maybe it's time to rethink it.
>>55009471
If the rollercoaster doesn't bother you, it is the perfect 20+ year hold.
>>55009494
1. Your 401 funds don't subsidize the government, the stock market is not the economy. You made the point that you can't touch 401 funds. It simply isn't true. I wasn't advocating pulling 401 funds, just pointing out that if that was part of a draw down strategy, there's nothing wrong with it. How is retiring at 50 retarded? If that's the plan, tapping those funds is a great way to set up an income for yourself. Roth is a totally different, sexy beast from it's numbered cousin.

NVDA going to 400 by end of month

>>55009666
sloppy satan. this is like the 3rd time in a row you fuck it up.

Just fucking pick a direction and move, holy fucking shit

>>55010023
Should've just played nvda, you stupid sack of shit
Things are moving if you can (get lucky)

>stock hovering at $3
>set limit buy for $2.95
>stock jumps to $3.20
>immediately dumps to $2.70 and fills my limit
EVERY FUCKING TIME.

>>55010036
I'm playing the ES

>>55010037
maybe you should stop what you're doing and try to out kike the kikes, like if you weren't greedy and trying to get a discount, you could have just bought at $3 you could have dumped at $3.20 and got 7%.

Vix green, NDQ green, DXY green, HYG red.

I wonder how many bobos got heemed shorting nvidia

>>55009976
200 calls cost me $600.

It's a gamble but ive seen a $15 scamwick twice this year so far.

If this really is a bullish breakout of our long dark crab, we could easily see 425 by eow. If not, it's no skin off my back.

425 would be a 100x gain for me yet only a 2.5% gain on SPY over two days. Thanks for the good luck lol.

>>55009962
Yes nigger I am vindictive go back to fucking reddit.

What are you, Jesus or something? You're quite literally profiting off their losses, we all are always fucking each other unless we are coordinating trades.

OMG A BLACK SWAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaTlRwjHt_w

SPY calls up 6 "The Big Guy"s

HIGHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE NEED TO GO HIGHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god.. now London Cocoa is pumping too. GG UK inflation

>>55008712
>NASDAQ: Green as fuck
>S&P: Crab as fuck
>DOW: Red
but why

Robinhood fucked up this morning and lost all of my saved lists. How do I switch from Robinhood to somebody else?
Who do I switch to?

SPX eyeing 4178pts

>>55010074
Nice reddit spacing faggot
You ever heard of the quote 'my pain is self chosen'
Humble yourself you esl motherfucker, and sell your calls now

>>55010104
Why didn't you tell me to buy calls? I defended you yesterday from antisemitic anime snipers.

>>55010161
>but why
nowadays DOW is 30 irrelevant stocks

>mcarthy sees debt limit deal on house floor next week
k we pump for rest of today.

>>55010168
lmaoing @ this twitter retard who got his entire following to follow his retarded trade

>>55010174
see
>>55009849
BIG returns with 0 RISK. How do I say it in yiddish?

>>55009859
Idk I thought 300 was the tippity top but who knows. Just stay away and short something less popular and volatile if you have to

>>55009859
many bold anons have died because of this

Fuck yeah. Bears are done.

>>55010071
I'm with you little buddy
Sold my nvda 1dte 312.50c for 200$ (which I bought for 16$,lol) and jumped into a cheap spy 1dte 420c for 20$
Lets fucking go

>>55010189
many such cases.
and people will still follow him after taking L after L

Good morning I hate Comcast.

if ES manages to break through 4200 and stay there then we're moving out of this current crab range of 4050 - 4200. i wouldn't be remotely surprised if any gains made today were lost the moment jpow opens his mouth tomorrow

>>55010170
LMAO. I don't even have any calls, sell yours first, nigger. You're the one with them profiting from others loses then crying about vindictiveness. Kys with your "muh magic feels quote".

>>55010189
The only twitter account with any valuable information is inner circle trader, and even then I don't follow that guy's advice blindly.

Russ telling me this rally won't last

Best week for tech in 6 weeks

Tell me one good reason you're not buying my PYPL bags anon

>>55010232
DO NOT DISRESPECT MY SON THE RUSSELL TWO THOUSAND

>>55010071
>425 would be a 100x gain for me
good luck, show me where you saw $15 SPY candles in 2023?

>>55010245
Na no disrespect the Russ never lies my brother

>>55009925
Well, that didn't work. I bought puts after that first pump... and the stoploss got triggered like 20 minutes later. I'm now -$5 realized for the day...
Nothing can stop this rally, not even me

>>55010223
So you're literally just like a gay gamer /v/igger that shits on games he's never played
I can smell your puts precipating straight to zero, just like your balls
Meanwhile I just turned half an hour of pay into a weekly paycheck, and I'm going to do it again

>>55010193
%hands clap%
%hands rub%
%left hand thumb, index and middle finger rub%

Yiddish sign language for buying calls

>>55010268
how many the big guys you up so far?

NVDA doing the ol blow off top as retail piles in and the big money predictably dumps

who are these VIXchads?

>>55010229
I think Casio Kitty (whatever he calls himself now) makes good calls, even though I got burnt relying on the overly confident Nostradamus moments of The Fly and WifeyAlpha.

>That feel when your deep out of the money 0 day to expiration call options become in the money call options

>>55010289
>big money predictably dumps
how do we know that?

Wait a sec, if the market is doing so well and the economy is reporting such nice data, why are metals going to shit? Just what is going on? Jeeeeeeeez those GREEN BIG DILDOS on NVDA wtf is even happening?

>broker freezing up and not allowing deposit to cover
>Get stopped

Actually unbelievable, feel free to laugh at me.

>>55008712
Why is US mooning when rest of world is dumping? Isn't the US the one that is about to default?

>>55010312
watch the selling volume

>>55010331
YOU HAVE TO PUT ALL THE DOLLARS INTO THE EQUITIES BEFORE THE DOLLARS AREN'T WORTH ANYTHING!

>>55010331
lol default schmefault

>>55010331
PROTIP: if you hear something spammed in the news, it's bullshit.

>>55010289
I'd wait until 11:30 until I can make a call like that
If it doesn't crash by then or even show an inflection point, it's another clown market 3% day

+30 BIG GUYS!!!

>>55010369
baggot when you talked about big guys i always thought you meant a 1000 not a 100

>>55010331
France, Italy, Germany, Japan, and many others are either ATH or very close to it... m8 what are you saying? Almost every index is pumping

>>55010331
Did you check EU? Those dudes are at ATH on the indices with 8% inflation

>>55010246
They were intraday so you dont see them on the charts. Usually retraced $5 or so before eod.

>SELL IN MAY AND GO AWAY
HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF IS HAPPENING
PEOPLE ARE GETTING FUCKED RIGHT NOW

>>55010285
I'm up like 470rn
Two nvda 412.50c yesterday for 16 each
Bought in that stupid spy 420c
Sold both my nvda
I'm eating good tonight

>>55010168
and
>wallah!
>wallah!
>just like that

two days, two flawless calls:
>>54998555
>>54998891
>>54998921
>>54999617

>>55010381
I don't mean a dollar amount, i'm talking in percentage points. 1 Big Guy is 10%. I mean 30 Big Guys is actually10 HB's

nothing has gotten worse, therefore we pump

just woke up and checked the broker
I am heemed beyond belief

Why am I green all of the sudden

THIS PUMP CANT BE GENUINE

GFAI sisters. The stock takes off the day I get bored of holding and sell. You are welcome

AMD being this high scares the shit out of me regarding the broader market...

Short commodities long tech is the trade that never fails.

I believe I can flyyyyyyy

Why is my UNG spiking?
Finally in the profit with it

I’ve been holding SQQQ for months and now it’s down 30%

>>55010369
>>55010381
Big guys as Benjis makes sense
If you don't go cash only to restaurants and sneak a Hamilton into the waitresses pocket on top of your regular 10% tip (which is often pooled), you'll never be a player

>>55010426
it's real...and it's spectacular

>>55010439
paper planes take flight easily :^)

>>55010445
I never understood this. Her tits are not big. In terms of size they are average at best. Nice, but averagely sized

OKAY NEXT TARGET IS 4285

>>55010458
Retard just buy ai tech

I'm so glad I dumped all of my JEPI and bought some real stocks

>>55010477
>4285
AND 4230

Fuck tech, why don’t my bags ever pump

pooomp eet poomp da markets

>>55010479

God, I want to sell this 420c I bought for 20$ for 40$ but I can't
It's like dumping an ugly girl that gives good head just because she forgot to put on make up that day

>>55010442
I warned you about SQQQ.

You bought BOIL at 2.70 right?

thanks for the clean exit on a 50 lot of 0 dte 417 puts. I really only wanted $10 on 1 contract but the insurance adjuster showed up right at the moment i was supposed to fight over my exit fill. pleasure doin /biz/ with you fellas

Imagine if it breaks 4200...

>>55010522

New all time highs for QQQ any day now.

Bobo, 4195 is approaching.

>>55010542
grats. how much did your insurance change

SPY IS GOING TO $420.69 CLOSE TODAY!
#SCREENCAPIT

Nvidia ended up being 44% of my portfolios value on accident and now I am scared.

Any TLTW bros here?

the printer doesn't hit quite like it used to.

You won't like this, but it's a buy again.

What are you guys longing? For me it's SoFi

>>55010598
I will literally buy two of those meows if this happens

>>55010592
don't know yet, he just came to look at the roof and take some photos, i guess now some other independent company will contact me to schedule a time for them to physically get up on the roof and inspect it to see what really needs to be done. I have a patch where two full shingles blew off in the wind, but the remaining shingles are pretty shitty and curling up already on a 5 year old new build house. The shingles had a 10 year warranty but since i was the third owner in 3 years, the warranty didnt transfer to me, so now i go through insurance. Idk if i should just bite the bullet and buy an entire new roof that would have a 30 year warranty, or just fix the patch that blew off and then sell the house to someone else and move somewhere warm where my vote actually counts... decisions to make

So what is the consensus? Will we crash or pump with debt ceiling resolved?

Shouldn't treasuries be way safer then (theoretically) even though with lower yield, thus potentially leading to a drop in equities? I mean, what is the play atm? Are investors rushing to treasuries despite the risk? Or are they avoiding treasuries atm and into equities? Cause if they are into equities and they avoid treasuries, the risk is there, that they will drop equities for treasuries.

>>55010627
Name one of them Baggie for me.

PLTR bros, we made it

>>55010638
given we just priced in the resolution, crab of all goes well, crash if uncertainty pops up.

I capitulate Mumu,,, you win again.

How was I supposed to know

>>55010603
Sell your initial investment and buy something else,

Well would you look at that. 422 is only 1% more away for SPY.

A 1% swing to the upside makes me like $20000 on a $600 investment.

I'm gonna hold these 200 $422 calls expiring tomorrow until I make a shitload of money or they expire worthless. #gamblingman

>>55010638
This is a clown market with no black swan in sight. If you see it take a position and lose some money.

Who forgot to tell META there was a pump scheduled for today?

>>55010681
That's 0 insight, thank you.

I took profits. If we get some pull back, I will try to load up to make some kind of meme play on the $420.69 close, like I'm going to have so much fun and take my gookfu out for a king crab dinner tomorrow to celebrate her business opening anyway and just have a fucking all around good time.

>>55010689
Imagine investing in META when MSFT exists

Yeah I think I'm buying TSLA here. See you at 300.

What are some good boomer stocks to buy? Right now I have about $20k in JNJ, ABBV, and KO, though I am reconsidering reallocating my JNJ and ABBV positions to something else.

>>55010678
I expect JPOW to crash the market tomorrow.

>HIGHER FOR LONGER
And these faggotbulls will stop pricing in any rate cuts for this year.

>>55010696
Is her business an "asian massage" rub and tug?

>>55010711
SCHW

>>55010692
You're welcome. Invest in AI.

2 Lizards are mating on my window

>>55010712
Does he speak tomorrow?

>>55010711
Treasury Bill Computer (ticker: BIL)

>>55010718
no, it's a nail salon, you racist piece of shit

>>55010734
yes 11am est

Holy crap is NVDA going to be making ATH next week

>>55010753
It's pumping because he leaked that we are pausing. SPYs gonna pamp to $430 tomorrow.

>>55010734
>>55010753
nice, love JPOW days
what's the balance sheet going to show after close today? QE back on the menu?

>>55010748
Does it have a room in the back for "special" foot massage?

My feet need a lot of lube and are very sensitive so you should suggest that as an upgrade to her business if she doesn't because she could make a lot of $ that way.

So are we still shilling SOXL? Long-term I still feel like semiconductors are the future but we all know there is gonna be ton of market volatility over the next few years... Kinda split.

Alright back in the calls. I started with 1 yang, and already allocated 2 yang to long term holds. Lets see what happens.

>>55010761
Earnings next week so idk, it could go either way quite badly

>>55010748
>a nail salon
>gives "her" clients flesh-eating bacteria
lmao classic SEAs
>>55010781
>QE back on the menu
If you're not going long here, then what are you doing?

Bros I wish I had loaded up on some 0DTE SPY calls this morning

>>55010790
I'm selling as soon as I'm green, personally, which should be any day now. Might buy back in next time it dumps really hard.

>>55010807
Small potatoes. At least go deep one big guy.

>>55010828
1 big guy is 10% retard.

>>55010818
I bought 1 1dte this morning :(, instead bought 1dte AMZN at 119 and 120 9DTE AMZN.

Feel like a chud. Only made fifty bucks so far. I can never time it right.

>>55010790
it will dump pretty hard after next week, then rebuy back at $15

>>55010839
>>55010788
Y you no answer


I even got 88 hitler dubs

@55010847
sorry i don't talk to land whales

>>55010678
I expect JPOW to moon the market tomorrow

NVDA is taking the entire market up by itself at this point. This will end well just like all the other times one stock took everything up.

NOOOOOOO COME BACK!!!!!

Sqqq bros... how you holding up

I can't stop laughing at bobo

>>55010873
>NVDA
It's close to ATH from 2021. Wtf is going on with it.

>>55010909
The AI bubble is the new crypto bubble.

>>55010873
It’s not even the 1/3rd of the market valuation of apple

>>55010939
>>55010939
>>55010939
>>55010939

>Local barn help needed EXPERIENCE & References REQUIRED.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR REFERENCES TO SHOVEL PIG SHIT?

>>55010909
Boomers are starting to realize from ChatGPT that AI will start replacing a non-trivial amount of workers

>>55010931
Apple barely moved, Nvidia is up 10% this week

>>55010391
Not that I'm arguing anything, but why even say that as a negative? I told you for 3 years already that inflation ends up in the fucking indexes, because inflation goes into companies' pockets.
When there's inflation, you buy stocks. It's that fucking simple.

>>55010952
i wanted to be a janny at the university's library and those asseholes require a degree in cleaning rooms lol

>>55010962
That sounds anti humanistic and also deflationary, unless handled properly. And that remains to be seen, so it's a mania for now, in my view.

Fine the jannie can fucking bake. IDGAF I was just trying to do my part to help out.

>>55010963
What’s your point?

There is still an old /smg/ below bump limit. You fags bake to early and janny gets mad.

>>55010969
Yes, it's called greedflation. But what happens IF their revenue actually starts going down? (IF being a key word)

>>55010811
>If you're not going long here, then what are you doing?
staying long with my long term bags and selling calls to exit some poopy liquidity tickers in favor of the almighty SPY

>>55010996
you must be retarded
my point is the comment you originally replied to, retard

Banking...

>>55010990
Based jannie

>>55011019
Because the best GPU company in the world went up 10% it will cause a market crash? You are the retard bro.

I shouldn't have traded my 2 nvda 312.50c for spy 420c
Spy is dead

>>55011049
LMFAO

This is just too good to not screencap. We got even dumber retail motherfuckers than the reddit faggot here now.

>>55011022
In Cod we trust.

>>55011088
On God We Bussin

>>55011078
Save it and cry when NVDA is 1tr market cap.
Post portfolio you have the mindset of a poorfag.

baked
>>55011125
>>55011125
>>55011125

DILATE

>>55011126
pwned

>>55011136
I thought everyone likes threads with adorable female stock brokers... but I guess not

>>55011078

there was a time when this would have mattered

>>55011126
based janny, finally crushing the multiple thread faggots

wheres the mfing thread janny?

This is it, the last /smg/ thread. Ever.

>>55011171
well this is a crypto board so we might just have outstayed our welcome

>>55011171
It's over. /smg/ liquidated.

>>55011180
True, jannies need more space to shill crypto pump and dumps.

SELL

I love pussy as much as baggie and all the other gigachad players on the general, but maybe let's not put them super high on a pedestal and use them as our op image. That's giving them too much credit
How about let's use actual pussies. Women don't make money. They take. We're here to make money.

BOBO. 4195. IT IS NEAR.

>>55011222
"im sorry i said sell"

Round 2 is already up another +4 The Big Guys.

LETS GO $420.69

>>55011244
>
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

EAT MY FUCKING DICK YOU JEWISH PIECE OF SHIT STOCK MARKET!!!

>>55011254
Chad tier

>>55011290
>>55011290

>>55009132
That buck is broken.

>>55009516
What’s confusing? The jungle nigger is projecting his racial hatred onto white people who mean no offense while intentionally insulting them for existing in the country built by their ancestors, all while refusing to go back to his shithole because he knows it’s worse in every way.