/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55004575
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,203.214B, 101P = 21.81400B per
Wednesday RRP: 2,213.676B, 103P = 21.49200B per

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

wagbbt90s

>>55004517
They can afford to find true love lmao

c'mon gamestop

Comfy.
Holding.
Never folding.

Night, all. Stay comfy.

>>55004577
lucky 7s

>>55004669
Who is this woman and what is in her mouth?

>>55004638
Pretty women are crazy, more crazy the prettier they are. Billionaires don't have the time or risk tolerance to deal with crazy (generally speaking). That's why most of them have the same woman they were with when they were broke, also because they love them and know they love 'em back. Being a degenerate coomer and chasing pretty bitches is how you end up dead or in prison for deading them before they can get you. It's unironically better to stay with what you started with, and frankly if you're worth that kind of money and still want to bust loads in different bitches you're both retarded and fucked in the head.

Bezos is a notable exception but he's absolutely got leverage and could make people disappear along with their entire family. Elon just stays single and has chicks sign contracts for reimbursement for having his kids.

wagmi

>>55004669 69
>neat.
WAGMI and goodnight anon
rest well!

wagmi

Obama Potter Hedgehog.

Ken Griffin is a darkie and that’s not okay.

>faggot shills still can't keep it above 23
hahahahahahahahahahahah

>>55004749
>hahahahahahahahahahahah

>>55004749
>market is closed for today
We'd be at $30 by now haha

Azusa says hedgie lives don't matter. wagmi

>>55004765
cringe

>>55004690
I'd have the bitches sign contracts too, honestly. Even after sussing them out for a while.

hurr durr sandeep randeep everyone's le indian shilly and Im a huge cringlord faggot

Ha ha I’ve just realised. It’s over ha ha.

>>55004811
heh... nice try indian SHILLY!! everyone knows getting made fun of on 4chan means ur right

>>55004831
for them, yeah
McFuckingJoever

>>55004811
>>55004839
ok feel free to continue on spamming cringe baggies.

PumPINGAS usual, I see.

>>55004844
checked and positivity only!
<3

Cohen watching hockey and writing kids books
Kek baggie dumbfucks

They’re not even trying to fud anymore. At this point they’re just here to annoy. Amazing they still don’t do it for free.

>>55004575
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH

>>55004669
WGAMI and good night.

Dumb fucking desperate baggots. KEEEEEEEEEK.

moass will never happen and you will be a broke wagie forever lol

>>55004763
>Kenneth pinned all his hopes and dreams on THIS

>>55004922
Like many (((financiers))) he assumed Trump was the cause of the recent populist wave rather than a symptom of it and so he thought DeSneedis would help them contain it.

>>55004811
>>55004839
>>55004845

https://twitter.com/TaviCosta/status/1658995582986498048
>consumer discretionary as a sector is down 40% YoY
>GameStop had less than a 10% contraction Q422 relative to Q421
WAGMI

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Penniless And Payless Swappies can do about it.

WAGMI

>>55004577
Checked stay comf frens

>55004890
Your need to continuously remind everyone of this leads to me to believe otherwise.

NO MOASS NO VOTE!

These faggot mods have to be government controlled or there's at least government interference occurring in SS. There's so much complex psychological warfare going on, it's crazy it really is. The amount of effort that has gone into the psychological warfare and the assets needed to persuade public opinion is monstritive. I applaud these faggots efforts I really do, but it comes at a cost. The psychological ammo they have used in the GME saga will be rendered practically useless in further war against the autismos. The govt shill faggot fucks and whatever institutional body who read this thread can go lick my that. The govt shills main objective is to control the least retarded people on plebbit and meanwhile these faggot shills can't control 4chan. They know 4chan is impervious to their antics, but I won't be surprised to see a real presence from these shills on 4chan soon, depending on if we're close to SHTF.
It also takes a jew to counter a jew.

Kikes are gonna kike.

>>55005050
>5500 50 50
Big WGAMI checked!

>>55005141
>he thinks they haven’t been here already
The real problem for the feds isn’t failing at containing GME. No, the real problem is that they’ve shown their hand and even reddit is starting to notice in large numbers so anything they try again most likely won’t be nearly as effective, and this could have been avoided entirely by making the hedgies take the L back in early 2021

>>55005028
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT NOT PROFITABLE 2022
>RED RED RED

Very comfy with my Plan shares. What do you have against direct purchases? Stop fudding ComputerShare.

Chances of moass in the next 30 days: 2%, Summer: 6%, EoY: 36%

WALLSTREEEEEET

The price will continue to go up indefinitely.
Source: Because I said so

>>55005223
I believe you.
source: I felt romantic love for the first time in over ten years today. It wasn't because of GameStop but I can't ignore the synchronicity.

First purchase from moass money?
Must be something you wouldn't have bought otherwise, no repaying debt or using it for other people.

>>55005240
Fuck yeah, anon!

>>55004808
Yeah but what I'm saying is, if you're actually a centimillionaire or billionaire your only options are either staying married and fucking the same woman forever which is pretty based to non-coomers, being an honest manwhore and never getting married and just paying bitches hella money for taking your dick and having them sign a contract for an agreed upon amount of money if they become pregnant, or just slamming escorts that you have vetted and tested out the ass and ideally keep in some kind of rotating hoe stable which is why onlyfans is as popular as it is nowadays. Most of those chicks have sugar daddies and just do shit in front of a camera with dildos to keep their bills paid and keep them from straying to strange dick. At that level of wealth your image matters as much as your bank account does unless you're a literal hermit so it just makes more sense to either be an honest and well-paying playboy or stay with the same lady, and nobody that isn't a massive piece of shit cares what a husband and wife do behind closed doors so you can get as kinky as you please to keep it interesting. I'm already married so I'd just have a nice fuck dungeon built for me and the missus after this is over, but for everyone that ain't married the best option is probably going to be having a stable of bitches and then maybe finding one you actually like that likes you and getting shacked up after several years of dating and paying multiple high-end PI's to vette their background like they're joining an alphabet agency.

And if you're already married to a good woman before you fall into wealth, it's going to be a lot easier and smarter to just stay with what you have since you love each other and you already know they're not going to kill you in your sleep. Which is why a lot of billionaires have very plain wives.

>>55005240
>It wasn't because of GameStop
Wasn't it, though?

I hold GME.

KEK DUMBASS BAGGERS LMFAO

>>55005259
You seriously can't expect someone to read all of that?

>55005286
>can't read
Sad, many such cases. Filtered, thanks.

>>55005185
They completely underestimated weaponized autism. They should of considered the Shia LeBeouf HWNDUS campaign of the extent autism could be utilized. In the future they're going to have to deal with autism that's immune to heavy psychological warfare but will have fuck you money to fuck around with. Thank God I'm alive to witness all this shit completely unfold for another 50 years, hopefully 4chan is still around.

>>55005306
>pic
Kill yourself

>>55005342
Homophobe

>>55005325
They probably weren't even aware of 4chan's weaponized ass burgers. The only federal employees that cared were White House political hires or DOJ or the glow ponies. SEC had no contact with /biz/ aside from periodically sending a crypto project to the shadow realm by deeming it a security. This is probably a Lovecraftian mindbreak revelation for the feds.
>Oh God, oh fuck, /biz/ and /pol/ and /g/ and all the other boards except /lgbt/ and /qa/ are the SAME PEOPLE!
>What have we done?
There are probably late night interagency meetings all over DC trying to wargame this shit by analogy in a way that doesn't end in ankle deep rivers of blood on Wall Street or the National Mall or the total collapse of the American finance sector. "Just pay them" is the only outcome that fits those parameters and so WAGMI is guaranteed.

>>55005342
uh oh it made his PP hard LMAO

>>55005325
>hopefully 4chan is still around.
It either will be because some anon bought it off Hiroshima and deglowed the thing or it dies because some anon started their own deglowed version
>>55005407
Too bad for them, my conditions for selling involve declassifying information that will result in the Potomac turning red for months

kek dumbfuck baggies

If me had wives and children with houses then none of this shite would have happened, the fact is men across the globe have completely checked out of society, I used to work with incarcerated individuals, you would be amazed at how many would find unique ways of cheating the prison system just because it was a challenge to do so. They didn't even want the reward they just enjoyed the challenge.

>>55005460
*men

>>55005259
nigga that is my whole fucking screen and I'm on a note

>>55005397
>GME Stock Fans Pin Hope on GameStop's Big Zelda Release

man, it's crazy how much you can lie as a news publication

>>55005185
Jannys deleted the post you replied to.

>>55005252
High end tube amp and a 4x12, probably multiple. Hiwatt, Super Lead, Rockeverb, Twin Reverb, AC30. It will be obnoxious.

>>55005259
I've read this before and it made me nauseous the last time too

I am autistic and holding 2k shares DRSed. AIGMI?

>>55005490
People used to be able to go after newspapers that published blatant lies until newspaper owners poured millions into politicians who were willing to write legislation to protect them.

>>55005503
based and gmi pilled. i only have a 100, but to be fair the play is "you only need one".

>>55005259
All good points, and good ideas for future me.
>>55005286
Take your ADHD meds, Gen Z.
>>55005441
I'm glad the "no cell no sell" idea got a foothold on cringemines. It'll be fun to watch when the dam finally bursts. All the Infinity Pool shit was actually a brilliant idea. Lots of keks will be had.
>>55005460
That's my running hypothesis for the massive uptick in mass shootings. More people are losing hope faster than ever. There will eventually be spill-over as wealthy individuals become threatened in a meaningful capacity, and by then it will be too late to address it before the riots start.

>55005475
>phoneposting
Disgusting
>>55005407
>Unironically thinking this place isn't monitored
There is no escape, and it's mostly just sentiment analysis anyways. Everyone holding GME getting paid is the only thing that makes sense because the treasury desperately needs the hot beef injection of trillions in tax revenue to balance out the books and this has been talked about for literal years at this point. Y'allins have a good'un, thread's getting real gay.

>>55005543
>More people are losing hope faster than ever
Thats why i think this whole thing is a white hat op to return some equilibrium. The state know popularism is rising, they didn't let the people have trump, whoever comes next will be "worse" for them. they want to pacify the non NPC's for as long as possible by giving them a financial win.

>>55005665
Never attribute to malicious government meddling what is more easily explained with Jewish retardation.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13kjobo/finally_went_through_all_my_drs_transactions/
Fidelitybros we keep on winning

>>55005252
Barrett 50 cal.

>>55005693
Always have been.

>>55005665
Its a white hat op for sure (source: a stock play that at worst results in centuries of “elite” control being undone in a matter of days has been allowed to stay on a clearnet chan for three years continuously). It’s not for any kind of equilibrium though, because too many people are aware of the bullshit and want meaningful changes to get rid of it for real for any half hearted reforms to work.
>trump
He’s a symptom, not the cause. They’re only finding this out too late, and honestly they should just let him win 2024 before someone resurrects Hitler

>>55005685
every tyrannical regime has collapsed, every single one, they're trying to double down and their need to control is unrelenting, just hope we wagmi first

>>55005252
20k pc build
No pop tarts

>>55005665
This absolutely is a white hat vs. black hat battle. I would say white hat is more grey hat because they are doing it for themselves (black rock, vanguard, etc.) Unironically watch a summary of animorphs and it lays out on the grey area that a white hat can be and a battle between them and black hats affecting the everyday poeple. But the grey hats know giving people the country back is best in the long term because the black hats are just sucking this shit till it’s dry and already fucked everything. Buy Gme drs hold. And if you’re really smart buy bbbyq too. Also AI is the antichrist, prepare accordingly.

>>55005742
>No pop tarts
Just buy a mac then you faggot

>>55005779
>and if you are really smart buy bbbyq too
Retard

>>55005252

>>55005788
Kek

>>55005779
>I would say white hat is more grey hat because they are doing it for themselves
And you are a dumbhat, perhaps even one who raises another man's child.

tomorrow.

>>55005789
The real retard is the Gme holder who doesn’t have the intelligence to realize that that you are no different than the people who don’t buy Gme because “muh dying brick and mortar”. Also while I have you here. Read animorphs and ai is the antichrist, prepare accordingly.

>>55005807
the babies did nothing wrong.
kids are just kids, they don't think about parents in the same way our adult overgrown shitty egos do

children are innocent and everyone deserves a second chance.
WAGMI

>>55005834
BBBY(Q) is a bankrupted and delisted company
>b-but MERGER ACQUISITION BACK FROM THE DEAD LIKE HERTZ
>he's gonna make me post the pasta
The problem here is that you just do not understand how BK works. We will use Hertz as an. example as it was one of the very few occasions when the original stockholders got SOMETHING, although very little.

First, when a company declares BK the stock is DELISTED FROM ALL EXCHANGES. The exchanges don't trade BK stock. Shorts are excused from closing the transaction, as the stock is by definition worthless. THERE IS NO SQUEEZE BECAUSE THE SHORT SELLERS DON'T HAVE TO RETURN WORTHLESS STOCK. Sooner or later, the broker will release all funds to the short seller.

Then, the stock ticker symbol is changed. Hertz was changed from HTZ to HTZGQ. Now all old stockholders own shares in HTZGQ. THEN A NEW COMPANY IS FORMED. With Hertz, it was HTZ. All the old stockholders own NO SHARES OF HTZ. HTZGQ (old HTZ) will never again trade on an exchange although it can trade on pink sheets (that's what the "Q" means). HTZ can be (and was) listed with an exchange and traded.

Then, HTZGQ does a Section 363 bankruptcy sale of the assets to HTZ. This transfers the assets free of any liens to HTZ. HTZ pays for these assets by selling stock. The money generated in HTZGQ from selling stock in HTZ is distributed to the creditors of HTZGQ. Remember, that HTZGQ was once HTZ and was the original Hertz. (New) HTZ then discovers that it owns thousands of slightly used cars in the hottest used car market ever and the price then soars. This doesn't affect the original stockholders in Hertz because HTZGQ sold those cars to HTZ for 10 cents on the dollar. HTZ soars but the original stockholders own HTZGQ not HTZ. HTZGQ of course is worth pennies.

As a matter of fact, the holders of HTZGQ got $1.46 plus 1/20 share of HTZ for every share of HTZGQ for the best BK result of the century.

>>55005728
You're overestimating their competency by a large margin.

>>55005252
A vacation to the middle east. People often tell me it's shit taste, but I've wanted to go to Dubai for the past 15 years. I might travel to Vegas after MOASS before the Dubai trip, but I'd visit Vegas regardless. Something I would actually BUY that I wouldn't have have bought otherwise (as in a physical item) though... I honestly, don't know. Perhaps a Toyota Rav4.

>>55005842
BBBY enjoyers are a dangerous combination of greedy and stupid, with just enough intelligence to miss AMC but get hooked by BBBY (subsequently Q). They probably contributed as much, if not more, to the can kicking that we're experiencing. BBBaggies are worse than AMCnogs because the latter can't help but be stupid, while the former allowed themselves to fall victim to their own midwittery.

>>55005854
Thank you for copy and pasting a Reddit post that has no relevance with the bbby thesis. Also, since you stopped by for a quick second, I’d like to suggest you to read animorphs and ai is the antichrist, prepare accordingly.

>>55005883
>Thank you for copy and pasting a Reddit post
That actually came from here.
>bbby """thesis"""
>mfw

>>55005534
>you only need one
This is cope. You need as many as possible. 100 is 25 pre split you absolute poor fag. 1000 is the minimum make it stack

>>55005877
checked and wen merger?

>>55005883
>the bbby thesis
Please go on…

>>55005877
Thanks for being so reductive and dim witted on the subject. You’re spot on about amc but clearly have no insight on the bbby situation. Perhaps to better understand the topic you could read animorphs and know that ai is the antichrist and prepare accordingly.

>>55005902
two weeks
>>55005909
Here's the newest BBBY thesis:
Pulte tweeted "only the young"
Who are the young? Babies
What did Pulte just have in the past few weeks? A baby
What was Ryan Cohen before he became a toddler? A baby.
What else did Ryan Cohen have? Babies
Therefore, Ryan Cohen is buying BBBY, because it owns the Buy Buy Baby brand.
.>>55005911
Address the feasibility of a short squeeze on a delisted stock in light of information presented to you here: >>55005854
I won't wait. Because you won't, and you can't.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55005909
If you can give me an original 500 word essay on the hit book series (and short-lived Nickelodeon series) Animorphs and grey areas that come from both sides of war. And accept that ai is the antichrist and accordingly prepare…then and only then will I hand deliver you a masterful, once in a lifetime play like bbby. Even though you know the info is all already out there you just choose not to see it because you wish to feel intelligently superior. Which you’re not. Mostly because you haven’t read animoprhs nor prepared accordingly for ai being the antichrist.

>>55005937
Just as I thought you choose to not open your eyes and only crack little jokes. For more info on a life changing play like bbby you have an opportunity…

See:>>55005977

>>55005977
Shut up already faggot

>>55005997
The real faggot is one who has not read animoprhs and prepared accordingly for ai being the antichrist. Is that you? It must be because you’re not currently based enough for either. My hope for you is that one day you will be.

>>55005995
lmao cory dont even bother, these retards cannot be saved. you can lead a horse to the apple tree but sometimes they don’t even have arms

>>55005854
>Reddit spacing
Didn't read. Buying 5k worth of bbby tomorrow.

>>55005995
>just read animorphs bro
>ai is the antichrist bro
Either your purpose here is to distract from something that is happening/about to happen (not very good at it), or you're just literally retarded
>buys BBBY(Q)
oh

>>55006023
don't be a dim-witted reductionist bro, buy 10k worth.

>>55006036
if they were to be bought out and squeeze whilst breaking the basket that $10k would be worth millions lmao

>>55005937
>>55005937
>two weeks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55006046
>delisted stock squeezing
That would require naked short sellers to deliver. Wasn't the end goal of naked shorting/cellarboxing to short a company to the extent that it is bankrupted then delisted?

>>55006025
Not distracting. Leading. Just like the lead character jake from the hit book series animorphs. Do you really believe Gme (although being the chosen one stock) is the only stock that is going to run in this. 200 dollars on bbbyq is not a distraction it’s the same goal.. Buy bbbyq for pennies on the dollar and WAGMI. Ryan cohen is involved with bbby for baby and all will be revealed soon enough. Just like ai being the antichrist, so maybe it’s best you stop giving reductive responses and just prepare accordingly.

Ken Griffin is an evil nigger.

Friendly reminder

>>55006067
>Not distracting. Leading.
Misleading.
>Gme (although being the chosen one stock)
>200 dollars on bbbyq is not a distraction it’s the same goal.
On the one hand you are saying GME is the "chosen one stock." On the other hand you're saying that buying BBBYQ is not a distraction. Why would you spend money on BBBYQ when you can spend money on GME?
>b-but it's da same gaol
I ask again, why buy BBBYQ when you can buy GME. The answer, of course, is simple:
>YOU CAN GET MORE BBBY(Q) THE MORE SHARES THE GOODER
Literally - LITERALLY - AMC-tier logic.

>>55006036
>deep state DeSantis
Neck yourself fat fucking boomer

>>55006067
>Ryan cohen is involved with bbby for baby and all will be revealed soon enough

This has been said every month up until now and the last time, someone got hexed for it

>>55006101
Problem with your escape plan, kennoid?

>>55006113
It would be extremely hilarious if the anon who got hexed was the same anon whose mom is going to die in a horrific automobile accident if we don't close at $20 this Friday (muh max pain)

>>55006101
kek he reminds me of pete 1000%

>>55006090
Bbby and Gme are connected through Ryan cohen and the naked shorting within the meme basket. Think of it like the character Marco from the hit book series animoprhs morphing into a gorilla. They are different species but still same identity (Marco). Ryan cohen is in both plays. Bbby is good to buy as well because you can get 1000x more shares for the same amount of money. And you can keep a good amount of Gme for dividends if you want and profit with bbby or if there’s a carve out you can get more Gme/baby/TPUB shares for the amount of bbby you have. It’s a win win. Not unlike preparing accordingly for ai being the antichrist. You don’t wanna mess around and not be ready for that.

>>55005789
Only the insane, desperate, and ignorant are left in BBBYQ now, this is the fate of those who want the squeeze, but choose not to invest in companies with good fundamentals unlike ours

>>55006090
it's very funny watching the gme fud niggers work double shifts and keep up with lore for two stocks they don't own

>>55006149
i bought two shares at 11 cents with some change i had left in my account and i'm up like 60% so fuck you maybe get your facts right buddy

>>55006159
picrel it's me making off with my bbq profits

>>55006152
kek its hilarious, i have XXXX jimmy and XXXXX bobby, if you can get away with some spin-off equity with bobby and sell enough to keep all of your jimmy why would you not buy a deep fucking value american brand with naked meme basket squeeze potential

>>55006152
I own GME (10/90 Chadelity/CS btw. Booked, of course). Go back to your bankruptcy thread before I summon chadshill/niggerfaggot and raid your shit.

>>55006181
kek when you’re wrong ur gonna feel mega autisto

>>55006146
There’s always a lie in the bathnigger posts. Today’s installment is
>Ryan cohen is in both plays
Show me proofs, the stuff I found says he sold your shit months ago because the board refused to stop being fucking retards or listen to his ideas. Same board running it today btw. No wonder it’s delisted

Gotta be something kicking off, given the influx of try-hard shills. My guess is heatlamp is correct and they have less control now.

>>55006196
>Buy BBBY only if you're smart
>Buy BBBY unless you want to feel dumb
The hallmark BBBY style of convincing people to buy their delisted stock.

>>55006181
>he doesn't enjoy watching the fud faggots seething in gme the last two years having to post twice as much to cover the bbby general and then the bbbyq general after it STILL went otc
the enemy of my enemy is my friend, you gotta be dumbest gme holder, shut the fuck up you big faggot

>>55006178
Looks like a heavy bag.

>>55006205
it goes it goes it goes it goes

>>55006179
>>55006178
>>55006159

Mega based. You all strike me as individuals who’ve enjoyed the works of K.A. Applegate, specifically her hit book series animoprhs. You all definitely understand and accordingly prepared for ai being the antichrist. WAGMI

>>55006241
GUILLOTINE

YUH

67.63% of all transactions today were short, in spite of this we were still 4% green with an 88 cent gain.

Shills on SS are now desperately trying to get people not to sell fractionals and showing themselves as feds by using printed out versions of the documents. (Don't read the rest, trust us goy). WAGSO.

1. DRS
2. Sell Fractionals/Cancel Plan
3. Comfy
4. Profit.

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/

>>55006178
This isn't a ylyl thread anon...

>>55006351
He bought LGBBBYQ, he's already lost.

I feel like tomorrow will be a red day

>>55006258
I close my eyes and seize it (Seize it)
I clench my fists and beat it (Beat it)
I light my torch and burn it (Burn it)
I am the beast I worship

>>55006467
A red letter day maybe

Verification not required.

man sometimes i just feel like one of the animorphs. im gonna dedicate the weekend to reading Applegate

Selling fractionals and moving to book was the play all along. Ryan told us. It’s working.

>>55006575
This is exactly it. Just watch the DRS numbers jump as word gets around. Even Reddit is discussing it now, despite sus mods trying to shut down discussion of it.

>>55006312
Hilarious to me that they blundered with the printed out documents. Even funnier how quickly anons figured it out.

>>55006505
WAGMI fren!

>>55006634
Ive been busy with my new job pls explain

all this book vs plan niggling fails to address that its already fucking over and you forgot to forget about gamestocks

tick tock

Curry slurry in the thread. Flooding here won't work like it does with /pol/. All it does is reinforce our certainty

book kings and BBBYQ chads are gunna WAGMI literally in two ((2)) weeks and there’s nothing you Sneed & Co. sneedies can do about it

Fuuuuck the stupid cell phone repair guy stole my wallet that pos shady street shitter. Need new one activated. Ape help ape.
0x5bda7328f0ba53415ce6c87f45f3605b9b8e095a

>>55006634
Glowies, Glow anon, Glowies Glow.

>Gamestop has more cash on hand than the US treasury
holy fuck

1.37 activate =\
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>>55006754
LGBBBYQ isn't going to do a damn thing. If it gets back to 50 cents you'd be damn lucky.

>>55006634
What documents? QRD?

>>55006671
My understanding is that someone on supershekel did a totally organic peer review of the heat lamp theory and mentioned that he referred to printed notes. No actual ledditor does that, matter of fact the only people on this earth who print anything for the purpose of referring to it are
>boomers who are used to it/haven’t learned how to keep multiple browser tabs open (ie, hedgies)
>actual glowniggers who are referring to SCI material that can’t be transferred digitally
Needless to say, WAGMI is imminent

>>55006823
>OOOOO

>>55006671
Okay, so
> Heat Lamp Theory Takes Off.
> GME green sense, and bigly.
> We now need to "have a dialog" about it by the SS mod that's probably Red Trans Queen

/r/Superstonk/comments/13jjgpg/some_peer_review_on_heat_lamp/

No one falls for it, they print out all of the papers and it looks like they either work for the fed, or they work for a hedgefuck. They show their hand and that DRS + No plan what so ever at all is the way.

>>55006878
>>55006865
We're going to find out if it does anything at all in just two two more weeks

How do I quit my globohomo job without raising alarms for managers/coworkers/anyone when SHTF?

Current ideas:

1) Put in 2 weeks notice, take 2 week PTO and dip
2) Mention a "friend bootstrapping a start-up opportunity, which is great for me to pursue"
3) Need to take time off for mental health and depression
4) "Injure" myself during a sport or workout
5) Give 0 fucks, disappear, hope for the best
6) Suck it up, work until EOY or until I get laid off

>>55006890
Hey niggerfaggot, GME is up how much just this and last week alone?

>>55006893
get a restraining order against everybody there

>>55006903
Slow down jiggaboo, I'm legitimately looking forward to earnings

>>55006902
Too many people, I wish I could. I hate everyone here

>>55006893
Take the PTO, then on your second day back immediately resign and say a death in the family has forced you to move across the country as soon as possible.

>>55006893
If by SHTF you mean "become unfathomably wealthy", then option 1 is best. You'll be too busy managing your assets to work a 9-5, and that option gets you out immediately without opening you up to potential legal action.

If you mean "global financial collapse leading to the end of civilization", then you just ghost them because you'll need to take your MOASS money to someone who will sell you a defensible building in the mountains and stock it full of guns, ammo, water purifiers, and non-perishable food.

>>55006920
Noted, although I feel a sense of guilt lying with that kind of reason. I've never been a good liar

>>55006958
First scenario. What kind of legal action could they even take? I am not contracted, but good to think about

Second scenario, I will most likely be laid off anyways

>>55006958
>without opening you up to potential legal action.
Nigger what? You think any business has a legal standing to sue you if you stop showing up?

>>55006988
Checked and don't worry about being good at lying. Just say the words and then leave. What would they do anyway, fire you? lmao
If they refuse to pay out your PTO because of the resignation, threaten to sue them.

>>55006988
Depending on what your job is, they might be able to pursue some kind of contract breach suit. Most people avoid that by being poor since the company will lose money if they win the case, but a Gamestop Pentillionaire might be willing to throw settlement money at them just to make the problem go away, so their cost/benefit analyst will tell them to go for it.

>>55007017
How would they even find out? You are way too paranoid. NGMI.

>>55006836
how did you —

>>55007017
>they might be able to pursue some kind of contract breach suit.
No, that's not how that works, unless he's a contractor and paid up front the only thing an employer can do to you is fire you for breaching contract.

>>55006988
>I am not contracted
Then you're at will and there's no legal standing for them to sue you.

>>55007011
Good point. Let's see how this summer goes. I would want to get fired anyways when I am rich from GME, that is the cleanest exit maintaining opsec

>>55007017
>>55007030
I get the paranoia, luckily I am not contractor and get paid salary, no advances. I am more so worried about stalkers or unwanted attention. It will be my responsibility to go ghost mode and delete all socials including linkedin

>>55006911
Your ID matches your skin color

>>55007158
That's some projection. Why am I being attacked? I'm just pointing out earnings is in almost exactly one month in a clever way, and that we'll find out if book kings are right or not

Kek hedgies

>>55007158
>picrel.

>>55006836
done loop L2

>>55007172
Talking like a kike isn't clever.

>>55006865
Ah fuck glowies thabks anon

if Wagmi happens today, RC is still a pussy. Fuck him

lmao the cringemines had a meltdown when Ryan tweeted making fun of the vaccies yet the front page of the sub right now has a popular post blatantly just doing a hit piece on Ron desantis lmao. Everybody cries about waaaaahh no politics!!! When it’s Ryan being based yet they love anything anti-Republican lmao. Just funny to see how close so many have come and yet so far they still have to go. Some might even ngmi.

>>55007314
They're all vaxxed so they were never gonna wagmi. Infinity pool is real

Is father's day a national / bank holiday in the US or do you dronies have to work?

>>55007345
It's the United Slavery of America. What do you think?

I don’t respect anyone in this thread, simple as

>>55007314
I love how these faggot lefties don't impose cancel culture on their dear Chairman Ryan when his political opinions are in stark contrast to their own.
Fucking lefties, I can't wait till the vaccine kills them all off.

>>55007355
You one'a them there mayomonkeys, huh nagger?!

>>55007355
Except, and you name is Nate Higgers?

>>55007367

I can’t stop playing Zelda. Makes me feel comfy

>AMC
>if GME moons it's going to follow
>pls buy ser
>BBBY (now Q)
>if GME moón it's going to follow
>pls buy ser
Hilarious everytime

>>55007399
For me, it's Link to the Past and Twilight Princess.

>>55007527
Do you think they will port Twilight Princess and Wind Waker to switch soon?

>>55007547
Don't care, already ported to my PC, hope Nintendo is smart enough to sell NFT ROM licenses.

>>55007550
They sell their games at gamestop

>>55004577
checked
wagwi

>>55005877
checked and correct, even now they are willfully ignorant of the truth

Ok frens, I have an idea/plan that could trigger MOASS but I can not guarantee that it works. However I should at least try so bear with me:
Digits and MOASS is today.

>>55007660
Hodl!

>>55007314
>>55007359
Ken has been donating to DeSantis and it's theorized if he won the presidency he'd get the mayo bandit off the hook. That's enough reason for me to hate DeSatan. Tptb hate trump running again because he'd have a real shot at winning and if he got cucked a second time there would be another chimpout, but they really should just not interfere with another election and let it happen. Whether they do or don't red team isn't coming to the table to get the budget done unless blue team basically hangs themselves so we're looking at a default and the 14th getting invoked and yet another chimpout as a result anyways, and anyone that says it's kayfabe and they'll 11th hour the shit is overdosing on copium. Red team is on their heels and pissed and have already stated they'll "burn this shit down" from McCarthy hisself.

I don't care either way, every politician is going to hell. But fuck DeSantis from a gme perspective and not already knowing that just outs you harder than the cum on your chin outed you to your dads.

>>55007314
It may be hypocritical of them but DeSantis is a pretty terrible choice. Beyond being disturbingly close to Ken Griffin

Also Trump is well known for calling out at a white house party, Ken Griffin for avoiding paying debts

>>55007660
Rolling.

Premarket started with a few hundred traded and basically nothing since. The day this trend reverses and we get volume will be the day. It comes soon.

>>55007774
Personally I want it to be Trump just because of how incoherently, mask-off angry it would make, well, literally every single person I hate for political reasons rather than personal ones.

Can you imagine the rage? The seethe? The cope.
>We have spent 8 years slandering this man, we have rigged elections, we have investigated everything except the consistency of his turds, we have done things that would have destroyed any other man a dozen times over, he is a racist and a rapist and a sexist and a misogynist and a doubleplusungood wrongthink fascist! He is a barrier in the path to our perfect world! WE HAVE TOLD YOU HOW TO FEEL ABOUT HIM. HOW DARE YOU DO THIS? HOW CAN YOU VOTE HIM INTO OFFICE AGAIN?!
Why? Because
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfaj8EPz9lM

>>55007959
I want it to be Trump because he's far more moderate on social issues and doesn't seem hellbent on turning the US into a literal christofascist hellhole where only the white and straight are allowed. He's also not buddied up with financial criminals that need to be thrown into active volcanoes on live tv for the collective good of humanity. Plus, yeah, it'd be extremely funny.

But frankly I just want fucking moass to happen already because I'm broke and I'd rather never have to think or care about politics again. Give me enough money to buy a hundred acres and pay enough in taxes to have the cops heem anyone before I even see them, I could give a shit about anything else.

>>55007345
>>55007353
Father's Day is on Sunday.

>>55008026
No it's not.

Tell me what you see when you ponder the 6M chart.

It's a bit different this run-up.

>>55008019
>I want it to be Trump because he's far more moderate on social issues and doesn't seem hellbent on turning the US into a literal christofascist hellhole where only the white and straight are allowed.
Frankly given how things are going you need a little drop of the ol' Christofascism at this point just to balance things out in my opinion.
Not a whole swig, but just enough that people stop overtly grooming kids into a rainbow suicide cult.

With that aside, we can agree on one thing at least; I just want the fucking MOASS to happen already as well and when it does I'll be buying land right there with you.
I'd say that I'd invite you over to grill together but nah, fuck that, strong boundaries make for good neighbours.

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal boys

>>55008104
>104%
nice!

>>55008047
>Not a whole swig, but just enough that people stop overtly grooming kids into a rainbow suicide cult.
Based, agreed, and I think Trump strikes that balance well. I really don't care what grown adults do as long as it's with other grown consenting adults, frankly I don't give a shit what anyone does, I just don't hate people if they're not white and straight because that's retarded and I'd like the country to stop sucking so much ass everyone keeps shooting each other and acting like retarded children in general. Current admin blows dick on the making things not suck ass front, DeSantis blows dick on the not hating people because they're not white and straight front, so Trump gets my vote. And frankly even if we were neighbors I'd rather catch up at the grocery store once a month than ever have anyone else but family on my property and I'd respect the same for you. But I fucking hate people and just want to be alone after the last decade of skullfucking insanity and dipshittery I've had to endure.

I think it'll happen this year. If not, fuck it, I'll keep buying.

>>55008140
Amen to that brother.

>>55004690
>pretty women are crazy
Because everyone simps for them. Just make them work for your attention, and spank/slap them when they give you attitude.

>>55005397
>gamestop corp, CI A
It was a CIA glownigger OP all along

>>55005543
>uptick in mass shootings
Thats just glowniggers trying to get the guns off of the burgers.
You will know it's an actual shooting by one of our guys if a synnagogue gets shot up. Until then, its all glowniggers.

>>55008211
clear messages, just like this guy >>55008042

we have the knowledge now

>>55006878
From the very beginning platinumsparkles was weirdly invested in saying book and plan don't matter and that DRS is DRS. It was super glowie back then as well, why even put so much energy into it. What exactly are they defending? Then they switched their tone and suddenly book and plan are different but DSPP doesn't affect book shares.
What is the harm (for us) to just terminate DSPP and book everything? There is none, so why argue so much (their comments are everywhere) against it? So it's either autism or blinding glow.

>>55008042
I see
>tfw MOASS

>>55008226
So Mar10 was just institutions doing a co-ordinated selloff? The US stock market is such an embarrassment, kek.

>>55007959
Yeah, I hope trump wins as well, so he can give more money to niggers and israel.
>muh based nigger republicans!!!

kek ledgies

I'm ready boys

>>55008754
Name the candidate that wouldn't do that.
Go on, the class is waiting.

kek ledgies again

>>55008861
the only right answer is revolution, now sit and be quiet.

>>55008042
I have also pondered this. Notice how the first two dumps are relatively the same length, but the third dump is about half that. I wonder if something disrupted the algo.

>>55008911
For a non-tech anon like me, what does “messing with the algo” really imply. What would give them reason to do so?

xD

Flat kings were always right.

>>55008979
Nothing gave them reason. The algo does what it was designed to do. Give them one more day. Their one more days are starting to run out.

>>55007359
>can't wait till the vaccine kills them all off.
you may have to wait a while for that, schizo

>>55008979
Algos respond and adapt to market conditions which also relates to the available liquidity. Meaning that the algo can short GME as long as it has reasonable locates and it can also allow GME to go up as long as it has reasonable collateral. If the switch to book and the removal of fractional shares had an impact on the locates and if bank failures had an impact on the collateral, then it stands to reason the algo would have to adjust for these things.

>>55008861
All of them would, because they're all part of the same party.
So voting for glowniggercandidate1 over glowniggercandidate2 is not going to help you.
Here is correct answer:
>>55008901

>>55004679
Asking the important questions

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55008911
i dont know how many of you subscribe to "pump theory"
it's an day-trading strategy from the mid 2000s
but right now it's flashing a big, red warning sign for Citadel
simply put - GME is all out of "dump"
think of "dump" like mayo in the stomach of a Kenny
if a Kenny is out of mayo, he won't move
if a stock is out of "dump", it won't dive lower
the volume on GME indicates dwindling "dump" for days now
$22 will be a short-term low, the last spurt of mayo that could be wrung from GME
and now we're going to see a "de-dump" to $800ish then another stock split to $800 almost certainly
around these levels, Kenny can replenish some of his "mayo reserves" for its next leg higher
but for now, i see no reason to sell a stock that is completely bereft of any "dump"

>>55009238
Rc is preping people for the slow rise to 800 then dilute and repeat , biz will make it while Reddit holds bags for life

>>55009238
Well played anon. Remind me to thx you later. I miss $800 anon

Stoic. Lathered in oil. Hair combed. Butt washed. Peaceful. Green.

>>55009323
at dis nigga trying to activate winter soldier over here lmao

RYAN COHEN YOU FUCKING PUSSY! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US!!! WHYYYY!! REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOUUU!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

one (1) bank closes a single branch somewhere in Tennessee

Hodlers: MOASS is now
Pulte: ONLY THE YOUNG!
Superstonk: Tick Tock, Hedgies!
biz: GmeHud only began! im gonna buy a house in Asia.
Ryan Cohen: Florida Panthers! LETS FUCKING GO!
i just cant do this bros, can somebody slap RC and do something that could bring moass for real. Im tired of pussies. Im not from Omerica i cant do shit from here

>>55008042
This runup does feel different because there's less intraday fuckery.

>>55009500
GME was always a multi generational dynastic play, you will sip the mead of technofeudal revolution and like it.

>>55009529
and what will happen if they replace Cohen? Will you sell? I will sell instantly. It's not a generational play, fuck off.

It feels to me like the optimal strategy for jiemy is solely to be profitable for a number of quarters sufficient that they can then issue a dividend (ideally digital via their NFT marketplace although perhaps a normal cash dividend would suffice, however, I would argue this is strategically suboptimal).

Given the SHFs ability to utilise swaps, dark markets, naked shorting via infinite liquidity through ETFs and the incompetence/complicity of the SEC, I don't see any other way. Obv hope I'm wrong.

Been trying to assess when a company can issue a dividend from a whiter than white legal standpoint (e.g. avoiding as much as possible legal fuckery a la Overstock). I know that they could issue a dividend whenever they wanted but interested if anyone knows of any examples of companies turning around and at what number of profitable quarters they have subsequently issued a dividend?

>>55009557
optimal strategy is Cohen needs to remember that he is a man and show some balls in this game. profitability doesn't mean shit. How can you be so naive after everything we have been through? Do you niggers were here in 2021? what the fuck happened with all of you?/?? Feels like most of you bought recently and still live in glass castle.

feeling very wagmi today

>>55007959
Trunp would be fine in the sense that it would finally out a nail in the coffin of Silent Boomerism in the Democratic Party. We'd finally get some progressives who are serious about fighting and they'd actually take impeachment proceedings seriously instead of cynically milking it for fundraising.

Tbh kind of sick of the unseriousness of the political sphere in this country in general. Conservatives let themselves be distracted constantly by iDeNtItY pOlItiCs and caught in stupid ethical and even criminal boondoggles and don't do their job of reining in shit like military spending. A "right wing" hawk that shovels money to defense contractors is a fiscal liberal. And on top of everything y'all blew your chance at Pelosi TWICE in Minecraft. Absolute shitshow.

my gme's are green

CAM ON GAME STOCK LETS FAKKIN GO CAM ON 24

>>55009636
>y'all

>>55009557
The absolute bullshit level of naked shorts suggests that even a $1 cash dividend could cost hedgies over a billion dollars to fulfill.

>>55009636
>Y'all

>>55009719
Not so sure that $1b is a lot of money to (((them)))
If we're fighting against very powerful corrupt people in the system, they have multiple hundreds if not thousands of billions. If we're fighting the system itself, monetary value isn't even relevant anymore

>>55009636
>y'all

GameStop is a memetic egregore

Chart is already looking weird

wtfwt

>checks GME
AGAIN? What is happening bros? Are we gonna have our first all green week?

>>55009636
>y'all

yo this volatility be bussin, fr fr no cap

>>55009804
I think it's next week. The dorito line is what, 24 now?

>>55009636
Haha love this take. De Santis is like damn bro you’re really hard on this zealot dictator thing, huh? Unironically reminds me of this key and peele skit lmao

https://youtu.be/0z-oJTZ1b5Q

Like damn bro, take it easy. Maybe republicans didn’t support gay marriage but you really trying to completely get rid of them aren’t you

>55009636
>y'all
>defund the military, goyim
S N E E D

>>55009903
There was another boomerism in that post that I won't say out loud, but if you know you know.

>>55009820
Back to 20 fast.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55009820
yeah right, nice work dumbo!

>>55009551
Cohen's son will replace him.

>>55010017
Richy or Godson? Or does he have more

aaaaaand we're green again, all is well.

is this gme price action right now mimicking spy price action premarket?

The poompa squad finally woke up

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Personally I think the term y'all is quite cool.

>>55010107
I think we need to unpack it.

23 again

>>55010107
buncha fuckin California city slicker commies talkin shiiiieeeeet

Needs more poompa to stay past 23

>>55010107
I’ve personally never understood the hate. It is the perfect example language streamlining over time. It’s like you haters don’t be saying “it’s 8 of the the clock”. Nope you know damn well you say “o’clock” and it’s the exact same situation.

We're doing a V formation
The V is for Vagina. Something that platinumspartroons will never have the real version of.

>>55010154
For every contraction or slang term that gets normalised, there are a hundred plus examples that fall out of favour or become cringe. Y'all is firmly in the latter group.

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>>55010107
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>>55010154
>>55010183
its usage in text on the internet and especially on this site means the poster is either a nigger or pretending to be a nigger.

>>55010107
Maybe it's because only niggers use it

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>>55010227
>gamestop HQ is in cowboy town Texas
you don't know shit from ass nigger

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>>55010236
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>>55010183

Hmm well the chart shows the trend testing a double bottom currently. Personally bullish on ‘yall’

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>>55010274
Now this is the ta I come here to see. I’m bullish on y’all.

>>55009995
???

>>55010227
Did you mean tranny? Its 2023

Come on hedgies let it rip already we all know that no one wants to sell at these stupid low prices

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>shills shorting ya'll now
baka ya'll niggas never learn

Sure we can talk about y'all, but what about y'ill?

>>55010362
0 yil

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>>55010373
Ken Griffin is living on borrowed yil.

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>>55010367
kek

Post MOASS I decree that Ken Griffin spend the rest of his days in the Poop Dungeon

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>>55010107
I just hate that shitters seethe about it nowadays because they care about the current thing the internet told them is bad. Everyone in the south used y'all for hundreds of years, no problem, but some gay folks figured out it's a non-gendered way to refer to a group of people or single person and now if you say y'all you're a bud light chugging fag to all the chuds. Fuck all y'all if that's you, it was our word first, and if y'all're gonna be fags about it being used in just any context at all moving forward y'all'd've better get ready to cope to death 'cause I ain't stopping no matter how tight it makes y'all's panties get twisted up. Bunch of cancel culture embracing hypocrites the lot of y'all.

>>55010455
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There it is again

>>55010455
ya'll I'll check that

>>55010415
Wouldn't he enjoy that? I'd sentence him to the Hall of Cost where he has to pay full price for everything and can't short or FTD.

>>55010455
bravo... best post ive read all day

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kek baker is passed out on the couch covered in cheetoh dust

>>55010534
WTFWT

Jesus what is going on today

Do you now see how potent HEYA HOA'ing is? That spike was me and the other anone

You faggots aren't ready for ALL Y'ALL

Maybe the moass is just rising 1-5% everyday for the next like 5 years.

Just did a double take
Did youse guys know that theres a bbbyq thread lmao

Yall folks gonna make another thread?

>>55010613
baker's choosing the perfect image as we speak

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moona soona

>>55010597
Brought to you by glow inc

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I guess I will have to join you.

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>330

This is the problem when only one specific anon can bake the threads

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>>55010274
Yeah in the short term, the whole thing looks like a massive pump and dump though.

Did baker asphyxiate on dorito crumbs or something?

>>55010455
Southern Americans are not the majority. To the majority of the world if you say y'all you're a onions drinking faggot, and that's how you will be perceived online
If someone sees you in person and you say y'all, I doubt they'd think that, given whatever context they'd be meeting you.
That's just how it is

Zell is dead.

This morning's volume is quiet as fuck
>>55010732
When the world thinks of america they think of stars, stripes, and cowboy hats. Ya'll are fuckin retarded

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>>55010737
new bake take it or leave it

Test

>>55010778
Heya

>>55010762
You can't stop it, infidel.

>>55010725
Wait so should everyone start shorting y’all? Is this financial advice?

I am not imfidel :(

>>55010583
If it gains 1% every day for 5 years it will be 6.5 million per share.
WAGMI

>>55009636
>y'all

What the fuck is going on?

>>55010820
Yes

>>55010900
>Y'all (pronoun): contraction of "you all", often used colloquially to refer to an indeterminate number of addressees of indeterminate gender

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Y'all are dumb.

“You all” sounds stupid. Just day you’re all. You don’t say We’ll

>>55009887
>Maybe republicans didn’t support gay marriage but you really trying to completely get rid of them aren’t you
That's pretty much the exact opposite of what I said. I need conservatives to be actually conservative instead of cronies to industry who redpillwash their corruption with divisive idpol.

I hate niggers

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>If we don't dump a trillion dollars into private companies to build shitjets for our """allies""" you're like literally unpatriotic bro
No. Think.

Avenged Sevenfold wants to put their music as NFTs in the market

>>55011018
You can literally just say "you", people are going out of their way to say it because they heard someone else say it. Unless you're southern just shut the fuck up.

NOT VOTING UNTIL MOASS!

>>55011205
Im from the southwest, if you know what I mean

bread

BAKER

>>55011205
Grew up in Jacksonville.

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