/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55004277
>Previous: >55001590
Also, markets are going to pump even more tomorrow

ROPA
O
P
A

Jobless claims are going to bankrupt all these dipshit traders.

>>55004311
What is ropa?

Is there a program that you can practice trading on real market but uses fake money.

TGA bros... we won

I was trying to buy a house but it might fall through because some other fuckers did not do their due diligence and file shit with the courts. So instead I will end up getting a venture x and blow loads in asian girls and just pay it off before intro apr ends.

>>55004330
Oil in Yuropoor

>>55004334
Demo mode of brokers. I've used it with XTB and CMC Markets.

>>55004335
One TGA autist projects still having breathing room to get through early June:
>Now cast 6/9 TGA projection now 36-37b
-https://twitter.com/Johncomiskey77/status/1658927291504775171

We'll probably not have any debt ceiling deal until late July.

>>55004348
Noice.

so what goyslop should I get before counterintuitively going to the gym? There is MCD, Cookout, Bojangles, YUM brands stuff (minus pizzahut), WEN, and the lord's chicken sandwich.

I wish interest rates were 15% like back in the 80's. Life was good back then, ever notice that?

>>55004367
MCD, pump dat Dow Jones Index

>>55004376
Done.

>>55004375
I would be writing private mortgages for goys that can't get approved for bank mortgages and charge them 30%

Demark sequential . We gonna make it.

>>55004435
Nor bull near bear.

We gonna make it!

you bought calls right anon?

I poured you cream

>>55004435
>“This will be the first time this year Nasdaq 100 time and price trend exhaustion components should be in sync with one another. Once they align, a subsequent close less than both the closes 4 and 5 days prior should confirm the nascent downtrend,” says DeMark.

uh retailbros... it's over...

There was a seekingalpha article about CLFtranny the other day about him buying the stock. He did that before and lost like half a mil, but is he making a comeback?

You bought calls right anon?

>>55004501
Sounds like Reddit baggie cope.

>>55004375
In the 1980s, California was 66% white. Now it is 35% white.

>>55004501
This is it, the big pump.

>>55004535
No because the market is following last year's market pretty closely which means there's going to be a pumpa and then a massive amount of hurt, to fuck over the retail dipshits and then fuck them over again when they go long. So I wait for a short while while the market gets the blood it wants.

>>55004375
GDP was also 1/4 of 2023, and the debt was as well. You should be multiplying the current fed funds rate by 4. Notice we are beyond volker.

>>55004580
>opportunity cost

>>55004606
>just buy right before a dump or else you're costing yourself!
No thanks.

>>55004277
>>55003450
I thought you'd like to know that this derailed me from the thread. I left after seeing this and googling the quote and here I am this much later.

Then I spent five minutes searching for this image to promote bonds and community. Needless to say this was pretty huge for me. You could say I'm enjoying /smg/.

>>55004588
Real GDP was actually 25 trillion in 1980 when factoring in inflation. In addition they actually produced tangible goods instead of e-girl bottled farts so their real life was better, despite worse technology and a lower life expectancy. Also a reminder that most developed countries are like Japan with a life expectancy of around 85, but the USA lags by nearly 10 years. Why are whites becoming a minority? Probably because they live to be 77 instead of 86.

>>55004501
retail consistently being completely fucking retarded over every decade of investing is still the funniest thing

>>55004676
Luckily we are not japan. It's completely different this time.

>>55004676
How old are niggers living with their diabeedus and the sickle cell?

>>55004674
Buffett is a very quotable nonagenarian.

>>55004676
a big part of america's overstock performance and gdp is just because we've increased the money supply by 50% since 2008

>>55004674
I didn't take buffet for a guy that trades on margin to the point where forced liquidation is an option

>>55004435
>>55004451
>>55004489
>>55004535
>>55004588
>>55004606

I bought so much calls my asshole is going to explode with gains and lambos.

You bought calls right fagnon?

Hello I just found this board and haven’t found a good thread to ask this (I keep getting yelled at in other threads). But do people actually spend real money on digital currencies? Why??

>>55004728
Can you share an actual screenshot of your positions, KPopanon?

Do you own any $KPOP?

Cash gang seems like the only logical move for the time being

Not that I want anything like this to happen but damn I wish I worked there. I could've got to go home even earlier today.https://www.lex18.com/news/covering-kentucky/police-respond-to-kytc-building-in-frankfort-for-active-investigation

>>55004728
Just keep shorting friend, I believe in you. Just don't fight me when i'm asking if you bought puts next time I flip.

TICK TOCK

>>55004782
So no vol until those guys close out their positions for an L right?

>>55004774
I knew you weren't the shooter, Coke Boomer, because the police said he was "active"! Heh heh

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

>>55004801
Why? What have you heard?!

>>55004782
>VIX 60C
heh

>>55004750
>But do people actually spend real money on digital currencies? Why??
The fiat currency you use is digital you midwit. Real money is contextual too and you just sound like someone that doesn't deserve an explanation.

>>55004823
I'm afraid I can't share that information with you. I already have the SEC breathing down my neck, last thing I need is another investigation for giving insider information.
Just trust me bro.

>>55004782
>>55004827
What's wild is that over the past 3 months, UVXY and BOIL have had nearly identical performance.

Line up the charts, it's spooky.

>>55004828
Being unable to explain/justify them seems like a pretty consistent theme with these cryptocurrencies… I also seem have a lot of the ‘digital’ ‘fiat’ currency in my wallet. Does that make sense to you? What’s the use case seriously

>>55004880
Read the bitcoin whitepaper seriously.

>>55004782
Again you weren't looking at this start of the year for june 2023, I was in the same place january so hyped on the oi of vix 6mo out and shorter. I thought jeez big money must be really getting in early for the debt ceiling thing. Turns out they weren't. Look at $cpce (don't forget the dollar sign) beginning of the year and go ahead and freak out. You're missing out on the gamma ramp son.
>tik tok

>>55004880
you can buy drugs on the internet with them.

>>55004565
you would have complained about the 66% back then too retard

This is a REUBEN sandwich! I wasn't expecting this. I gotta sit down

test

>>55004930
>futures

TECH TRANNY SISTERS
>thread theme: https://youtu.be/bc80tFJpTuo

>>55004728
I'm all in bullish calls with exactly one UVXY call as a hedge just in case biden does a stinky

>>55004965
Sorry, we'll be playing this when SPY crashes all the way back to... 410

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S91wQbYYX3Q

>>55004965
Did you buy calls though tripfag?

>>55004951
>Oklahoma
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jYFtskeZrNg

it’s getting near 2 years since we were at ATH on the S&P … how much longer til we’re back there?

>>55005010
I'm loving it. Bagging cheap shares 2x a month even more now with my jacked 401k contributions

>>55005010
This summer

>>55005010
Well it took Nikkei about 30 years, so I'd say SPY could reasonably get back to ATH's in 5-10 years - does that work for you?

Is Salt Lake City a nice place to live?

>>55005095
Shh, don't ruin the Mormon paradise.

>>55004676
>average age expectancy
>whites
Let me guess, you think it's fine to lump whites in with America's shit IQ average and warzone death rates

>>55005111
Boise is already pretty nice, but I'm skeptical that SLC can be even better. I have a job offer that wants me to move. Didn't they have BLM riots down there?

Associates, is your boys, your girls, bitches, niggas, homies
Close, or really don't know me
Mom, dad, comrade, peeps, brothers, sisters, duns, dunnies
Some come around when they need some money
Others make us laugh like the Sunday funnies
Senpai be around whether you paid or bummy
You could either ignore this advice or take it from me
Be too nice and people take you for a dummy
So nowadays, he ain't so friendly
Actually they wouldn’t even made a worthy enemy
Read the signs: "No feeding the baboons"
Seein' as how they got ya back bleeding from the stab wounds
Y'all know the dance, they smile in ya face, y'all know the glance
Try to put 'em on, they blow the chance
Never let your so-called mans know your plans
(How many of us have them?) A show of hands
(Friends) is a term some people use loosely
I'm real choosy on what I choose to let crew see
You telling me; I try to act broke
Jealousy the number one killer among black folk
Fellas be under some type of spell like crack smoke
Ghetto Cinderellas lead 'em right to your stack, loc
Just another way a chick'll lead to your end
I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friend
It said: "person one likes to socialize with
Sympathizer, helper", and that's about the size of it
Most of the time these attributes is one-sided
To bolster the crime, they're apt to shoot you through your eyelid
And they can't hide it, going wild like a white bitch
Sometimes ya need to cut niggas off like a light switch

its over isn't it

Party people know the name
Vik' with a "K", if it's all the same
If it ain't don't bother
Told the little monster, "No I ain't yo' father
It's Uncle Viktor, shut the lights—I'm gettin' dizzy
And close the door—can't you see ya momma busy?"
What a scoundrel!
Gassed up the town fool to go rob the crown jewel
He's like a lego megalomaniac
Who's into electronic and techno, a real brainiac
Smack-dab in the hip hop gold rush
V, rather the old stuff
Preferably the Cold Crush
It gets deeper than Deepak Chopra
Except he keep a stack and some cheap-ass vodka
Kneecap poppa, only when he miss the chewy center
At least he always hits who he meant ta
Remember he got a short fuse and bad temper
And a plan to claim emperor by December
Member of the most player-hated race
Who made this invaded place and stated with a straight face
"If I cut her off I might miss her
But one of these days—right in the kisser!"
She probably get mad at me, I bet ya
It gets her nowhere like flattery
She said, "Where were you last Saturday?
And don't lie—we got your fingerprints off the battery"
Don't make me have to bling you
Or see you in the street and doubleteam you with the emu
He told her, "When the gem paper tear off
It'll probably tear her ear off before y'all even square off"
No good good-for-nothin
Kill her high for no frill like 'Good Will Huntin'
He feels out of place like Bizarro
Fiesty chick, comes all out her face like Charo
It's Vaughn, he's back on
And you know he don't care like Jimmy Crack Corn
Wax off, wax on
Tried to raise taxes on cracks and black porn
Another year passes
Gone are the days when he used to wear glasses
Now he wear contacts, unfrozen caveman look over the contracts
These crews is too soft
He came to tear the roof off to get paid to goof off
They don't really wanna battle
All they gon' do is get mad and go tattle
Tell 'em a retard said it
He ripped up the WE CARD sign and jetted
You gotta give us three card credit
Even though at times he can be hard-headed

Every breadth QQQ makes
It gets worse for you
And every rally you break
Every bond you break
Every call you take
I'll be shorting you
Every single day
And every word mumu says
Every game you play
Every night you joy
I'll be shorting you
Oh, can't you see
You market belongs to me.

How my poor heart aches
With every rally it takes
Every call you make
And every hope you take
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be shorting you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAWxd2-9Lzs

>>55005261
SINCE BOBO HAS BEEN GONE, I've been lost without a trace

I dream at night, I can only his bear face
I look around, but all i see this fat cows ass in my face
I feel so cold, and I long for Bobo's embrance
I keep crying, Bobo, Bobooooo PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll be shorting you
(Every QQQ rally)
(The breadth gets worse)
(Every stock you pump)
(Every step call you buy)
I'll be shorting you...
I'll be watching and shorting youuuuuu

>>55004705

>>55005220
For TJX? Yes.

>>55005329
Why in the fuck is Kramer at TJ MAXXXXX?

>>55005335
From what I gather, he's wandering the country shilling bottom-shelf hobo liquor.

>>55004535
Obviously the P/C ratio is in your favor pretty far out but pumps like today that cull the shorts are just hurting your trend. Not too mention some big wig market fags now all calling for new bullrun when we are only <8% from Feb high..

STAMPEDE!
Go you Dallas cowboys gooooooo

>>55004930
buy SQQQ

I love when freedom loving Republicans ban more things and pass more restrictive laws repeatedly.

>>55005383
sorry tranny freedom doesnt mean the freedom to be a godless sexual deviant shitting and spreading aids everywhere
enjoy hell btw

>>55005390
Hell isn't real be fucking for real

>>55005383
leave the children alone pedophile libtard

>>55005383
>>55005390
The hands of the witnesses shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hands of all the people. So thou shalt put the evil away from among you.

>>55005390
Actually... It does

>>55005404
your face when you arrive in hell

>>55005446
Kek

I get paid tomorrow. What do I blow it on?

>>55005446
Can't go to a place that you made up and only exists in your head anon. Gonna ask my new AI to write a new bible. We can start a new AI religion

>>55005458
Candy at Ollie's Bargain outlet.

>>55005458
>sgov

Sold some soxl calls, what do I buy? JEPQ? Or some msft?

>>55005523
>>55000000

>>55005565
>sdgr
do it

>>55005578
I remember the deleted post. Something about ai waifus and no coin.... now it's deleted just wait for the release ai robot waifu coin was all over that get and nobody wants to give it away for nothing, but I say something about chick's for free and microwave ovens and custom kitchen deliveries are way more important.

>>55005565
JEPI

>>55005459
You reject Him out of anger. Yet His laws are already written on your heart. You know that none of us are good enough for Heaven. That’s true, to a point, but that’s where Jesus comes in.

God wants a personal relationship with you despite your sinfulness. Reach out to him and find peace through Jesus. Read some scripture. Understand what you’re really rejecting. It’s too big a decision to treat so callously.

After Home Depot tanked, and Target pumped... I've given up trying to make sense of retail earnings.

Scooped up some Amazon calls for June though. Any optionsfags here?

>>55005687
no siree, no options anons here. Just diversified portfolios largely blue chips.

>>55005667
On one hand oil is gonna rebound.
On the other you bought SU.

you bought oil right anon

>>55005335
Because it's OOGREEEEE but really TJ Maxx is the best. Rich people like to save money. They're actually really cheap. But he just did it for the story. He plans his tweets decades in advance

He has a whole map of the stock market on his bedroom ceiling. The next five years

>>55005687
>I've given up trying to make sense of retail earnings
That means it's not that bad if there is no consensus

>>55005717
I have nothing but oil

would you sell this chart? (double top)

>>55005795
I'd sell calls

>>55005795
no. We all saw what this company did to gookposter

I lost money gambling on options today...
But at least I didn't burn my burgers

>>55005666
Nice trips, satan. Why JEPI and not Q?

i dunno what to do anymore. the doomer bobos say sell everything the world is a fuck and stocks are going to zero. the mumutards say spy to 500 eoy. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why the fuck is the market pumping, it shouldnt be and im not even a bobo. theres just so much bearish shit going on. i cant read this schizo market at all

This sucker rally is reaching exhaustion. Look out below, it's going to get messy.

>>55005795
yes, but it takes months to distribute

>>55005889
'ate the nasdACK simple as
also check the holdings

>>55005880
How much you lose. I lost $95 on 0 dtes

>>55005889
JEPI makes more sense because the ES is almost as volatile and crabs harder.

>>55005926
$34, though only $14 realized, I'm hoping the ones I'm still holding will recover tomorrow
I'm practicing again with small amounts to try and figure out a strategy

I wonder if AMZN is gonna run....

>>55005904
>i cant read this schizo market at all
unironically, the answers will all be revealed in about two more weeks

>>55005904
If you wanna go long, NVDA is the play. It's clown but not too clown and I was lucky enough to guess the direction yesterday. If you think it's going down, don't short. You will get wiped out by volatility

>>55005936
>I'm hoping the ones I'm still holding will recover tomorrow
I almost held something overnight but I closed for $100 profit right after the closing bell during the 15 minute post market closeout period on SPY. Idk where the fuck we are heading tomorrow. And I had already locked in $200 of net losses on the day so I needed that $100 profit, didn't want to take the chance on it not being there in the am. Will make it back tomorrow

>>55006047
Hmm, interesting. So you try to end the day with nothing overnight?
My old strategy was to buy options a couple weeks out, and then hope they go up... and let them expire if they don't. But that hasn't worked since January. So, I'm trying a more active approach

Does it rally matter if you make it or not? It's already starting. You will eat BUGZ!

Invest in bug farms!!!!!

>>55006071
I fucking hate liberals

>>55006071
>how to destroy a cities economy and population growth 101
Then again new yorkers are so cucked they might actually cheer this on. There is also significant evidence to support the fact that alternatives to beef actually cause more damage to the environment and climate then beef itself. Of course we all know this has nothing to do with carbon emissions.

>>55004896
Anon I was literally '.' This close to downloading a blocker because you're calls is getting spammy. And you could have bought calls for Cisco or Apple today and lost money whereas, if the first day you mentioned "bought calls" all the way til 6/18 or whenever the monthly expires, you'd be a barometer.

But for the $CPCE I kneel

>>55004300
We are in the Distribution phase of the market cycle. Smart money is already out.

>never use options
>never buy stocks that don't pay dividends

Slow and steady wins the race boys. I love SCHD.

>>55006070
>So, I'm trying a more active approach
There is nothing more active than 0 dtes everyday. Although I switched to 1 dte around lunch today just to give me the option to hold overnight if I want. But never more than 1 day.

>>55006087
In less you live in New York (Jesus Christ why would anyone) this won't effect you anyway. If nothing else it just means other places will have a surplus of red meat so I actually applaud it. Think about how much beef a 33% reduction in NYC would actually equate to. NYC is fucking massive.

>>55006144
It doesn't matter if it doesn't affect me directly. This is America and that shit is supposed to be the kind of parody shit you would find on The Onion or Babylon Bee or something. People call us burgers for heaven's sakes.

>>55006136
this is pronounced "shid" in my head
whole bunch of predditors are malding about its underperformance

>>55006164
I pronounce it "schedule D" like the capital gains tax form

>>55006164
>whole bunch of predditors are malding about its underperformance
That's just fine by me. I get to buy more while it's cheap.

>>55006071
>Implying they haven't been tracking this data for 40 years
NGMI

>>55006163
I agree but come on man, it's NYC. They thrive on being cucked. This is clearly what they want. They voted for this.

>>55006164
I held some SCHD for a while last year but realized it's pointless pretty fast
SPY outperforms it in a normal market
cash outperforms it in a bear market

>>55006136
>never use options
Never have fun then. I bet you'll play slot machines though and bet on goyball

>>55006189
Yeah I suspect restaurants and stores will find a way around this or just create a black market for beef which would be hilarious.

>>55005904
For such is Distribution Phase, my son.

>>55006209
>restaurants
Sorry goy, we hit out meat consumption cap for the week so that waygu ribeye on the menu will have to be substituted for a beyond meat patty. We apologize for the inconvenience.

>>55006209
>black market for beef
Legalize weed, niggers just start selling illegal steaks. Top kek

>>55006202
The dividend grows overtime. If you're dividend investing you need to be thinking long term, not simply that you could get a better interest rate in a savings account at this particular moment.

>>55005904
Markets seemin irrational when there is very clear macro signals shit is going to collapse is the best time for a bear. I am being taken back to q4 2021 rn, soxl ran up from 40 to 70 in a month and we were sitting at ath right before December, that's when it petered out and we hit a h&s pattern, the Santa rally was when the central bankers sold. (If you notice lots of insider selling going on rn) right before Jan 2. Crash, probably going to get to end of this month with another rape hike on table and people freaking out that shit is breaking

>>55005950
>AMZN
Why run? Those guys have been pumping like fucking crazy lately.

>you will live in ze pod
however...
>ze bugs will not eat you!

Attention:
I have flipped long and therefore the correct direction is now UP. Thank you.
>>55006293
My pet geckos would probably enjoy this. I could put them outside in the pod for some sun.

>>55006245
Psssst, give me an 8th of beef tenderloin

>>55006245
>niggers just start selling illegal steaks.
I don't know if I'd by steaks from nogs, definitely ribs. My favorite rib place is run by an old black man and his son. Super nice, and they showed me how they make them. They use a 60yo oil smoker they get up at 5am to start and have ready for opening time at 10am.

>>55004375
Bonds would be god tier, 30 yr bonds 15% yoy with no fucking downside. God damn boomers had it so fucking easy

>>55006365
Downside is european style 10% yearly inflation

>>55005717
at some point SPR will be empty and it will be free money for oil bro. like March 2020 when future went <0

>>55005748
spoiler: GMI

>>55005926
500 on 0DTE. No more gamble money for this month :(

>>55006293

>>55006365
hope you don't mind if I pull up every single ladder, kiddo

What would you do right now if you had 600 shares of SOXL at an average of 27?

>>55005118
>Provisional data from 2021 show that overall life expectancy across all racial/ethnic groups was 76.1 years (Figure 14). Life expectancy for Black people was only 70.8 years compared to 76.4 years for White people and 77.7 years for Hispanic people.
White life expectancy went down lol.

>>55006425
europe....

>>55006479
the gap :( why is nature racist ? or maybe white people don t eat KFC daily ?

>>55004908
Probably because it was 90% in 1940.

>>55004996
Is north texas really oklahoma clay?

>>55006490
I went to Laguna Seca and Salinas last year. First time in Cali, and going through Sacramento and Oakland I saw the disgusting shithole I thought california was, but in the smaller places I saw what really seemed like Paradise. Such a crying shame. Can California be taken back?

>>55006460
Wish that I had sold at 27 last year and invested in NRGU instead, then KOLD in 2023.

>>55006520
When all the white poeple are gone it will return to desert and then the mexicans will leave. Only squanto and sasquatch and chinese people invading north aamreica will remain.

>>55006488
I would say it's actually a testament to how gibsy this country is that BLM is more than 65 years. There is a massive amount of money being wasted on keeping these 'kweens' alive.

One more green day and bears will be extinct. I'm gonna miss the little guys.

>>55006520
Live in Norcal at a military base. Salinas is indeed paradise. That whole area is Eden. The economy going to shit would make all the economic migrants scram.

>>55006460
You should sell 25% tomorrow, hope it runs up to 20, sell 33-50% and then the last sell if it breaks above 23, but that's not likely to happen considering that nvda reports next week and after that the bull case is dead

RocketLab bros how we feeling?

The wegman's decreased the price of cheesecake by 25 cents from yesterday. How do I profit from this?

>>55006589
garbage penny stock company

>>55006521
>>55006560
>selling ever
cowards

>the next 4 years will be the warmest in the last 400
>t. UN 'scientists'
BOILbros are going to starve to death.

>>55006560
>we will see NVIDIA get to 350 dollars by next week and then violently crash back to the low low price of 250 bucks

>>55006589
Not confident that they're alright from the flooding.

>>55006589
Bad

>>55006589
Saw this cool video about them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMWrHkOBNco

>>55006356
Listen don't look now, keep walkin
I traded 3 beans for this cow, cheap talkin
Hawkman, stalking, here to weehawken often
Cough into a coffin, might as well scoff the pork then
He's like worf, some say stronger though
Off the top like jay Strongbow, play along bro
Wear a mask like yo off the gong show
Flow slow as mongo, don Juan thong pro
For ya info, when he's not practicing jim crow
Or actressing some nympho bimbo
He's playing ray jay the old tape
DOOM well what can I say? Like JJ in a gold cape
Fill it to the rim like brim
Villain and ya won't find him in no gym
Probably a foggy bog with the frogs
With a dot on guard as he squats on a log
Half cocked and half baked
Used to keep a full stock of work
Half rock and half shake
My mistake, sign the track agreement
For more G's than lines and cracks in the cement
In any event it's fake like wrestling
Get him like Jake the snake on mescalines
Elixir for the dry throat, tried to hit the high note
Villain since sn itzy bitzy zygote
By remote, send in the meat wagon
Bragging MC's dragged in with they feets dragging
THESE STATS ARE STAGGERING
had his PhD in indiscreet street haggling

>>55006637
What the fuck is this gay shit?
What would anyone want anime boys when they can have anime girls?

>>55006440
Been there. Will you reload on 0 dtes once your next month divvys land in your account?

>>55006271
I know, I wonder if the pump will continue and buying some ATM options would be a good bet.

Or just dump it all in SPY calls tomorrow. I have $700 to gamble with. Shill me a high-risk, high-reward play for tomorrow boys!

>>55006649
Anime girls? In this economy? Have you seen the latest hoeflation estimates nigga? Pussy prices are always reaching new ATH's. I'm well and truly priced out even more than in the housing market.

>>55004676
Your life expectancy is fine if you don't OD, don't get into a car accident and aren't obese. Acting like you can't make it to 80 here because of magic dirt is retarded. I know Asian Americans would have the highest life expectancy in the world if they were a country, above even Japan.

>>55006559
>The economy going to shit would make all the economic migrants scram.
God I hope. Only been there twice, but would love to visit more often. As it is now, and seeing what is spreading from the bay area, I'm gonna steer clear for a while.

>>55006680
Ngl I probably would. Reminds me of scoopsies.

>>55006460
just sell some shit and claim it as a loss
you made gains this year, right?

>>55006460
nvidia and amd rallied 70%+ and soxl only doubled from 7->14

if you expect nvidia to be 600 dollars then maybe you can hold it and expect to make your money back. if you dont... well then youre just going to keep losing money to leverage decay. that's why i recommend not using 3x funds. 2x are ideal

>>55006680
This shit is disgusting

When's PacWest gonna be die? I'm bored waiting...

>>55006782
That has nothing to do with SOXL's leverage, that has to do with the fact NVDA is less than 10% of SOXX.

Also reminder that NVDL exists.

TAX MAN CAME
WITH TEN FOUR-TY'S
HE STOLE OUR GAINS
AND IS A HEEB

HE KILLED OUR VIBES
HE KILLED OUR SNEED
HE TOOK OUR CASH
FOR HIS OWN NEED

>>55006859
The (((bankers))) have fortified the goyem’s faith in the money temples

Bobo anthem right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocbLw49Or44

>>55006908
Based maiden enjoyer

>TFW trading is closed in your disgusting country today
Lazy, truly lazy. It's just algos doing whatever they want. Why is it closed?

>>55006884
youre wrong

>>55007021
>nvidia and amd rallied 70%+ and soxl only doubled from 7->14
If we start from the October low, NVDA is up 175% and SOXL is up a paltry 101%.

But SOXX (which, again, combines NVDA and AMD with alll those other semiconductor stocks) is only up 38%.

Your situation is not improved by "only" doing 2x leverage and capturing maybe a 60% return.

no DAX and CAC chads today, how Sp500 and NASDAQ cucks will recover?

>>55007059
>If we start from the October low, NVDA is up 175%
Jeeeeeeeesus christ. It really will set a new ATH soon, won't it? 450+ by the end of this year at the current pace. Just incredible. Tech really is the way to go during a recession because it has already bottomed and there is no way to go but up

>>55007093
>Peaks with crypto meme
>Eats shit in great heeming of 2022
>Peaks with AI meme
It is the protagonist stock if ever there was a protagonist stock

>>55007059
>>55006884
this sounds great until the Nvidia story turns around, most stocks dont outperform the index, its why stock picking is hard. its easy to point out a stock doing well after the fact. in addition, expected returns go way down when PE ratios are extremely high, nvidia will not continue to go up and up forever anon, if it will, go all in right now

>>55007093
I think it's probably going to crater after it's q2 earnings. Reality will set in that AI is a while away for it to actually make money

>>55007119
>Reality will set in that AI is a while away for it to actually make money
It's not like being profitable has stopped tech companies before

>>55007119
The q2 earnings probably won't be good, but the question is: does it even matter? They can just post a good guidance like "oh we know this q was crap but in 2k25 we will get back on track with our AI enhanced whatever..." and NVDA will once again pump 10%+. It's gonna be the MU situation all over again. Semis and AI is just too bulletproof nowadays.
Samsung posted -95% net result and they pumped... MU posted sheit guidance and they pumped. AMD dropped a little bit only to massively rally within a few days
Just look at this graph. Semis are never NOT BULLISH. Just kill me

>>55007114
Sure, but note the original anon was talking about his SOXL bags. Suppose NVDA and AMD crab (deflating in real terms thanks to 5-10% CPI) while other semiconductor companies catch up. Basically Cisco in the 2000's mixed with 1970s inflation.

>>55007141
>MU
That was pretty fucking hilarious. And now we hear after hours Japan is shoveling $1.5 bn at them. Talk about a blessed company.

>>55005717
>you bought oil right anon
Whats a ticker or two that give me decent oil exposure?

>>55007139
this is a meme
show me one >1B unprofitable tech company thats not getting torched right now

why dont jews drive pick up trucks?

>>55007141
Hilarious that SOXL is flat since covid in the face of such insane runs from the biggest semi stocks.

>>55007167
Very low participation in trades work. It's not their jam at all. It's so low that I suspect they have some religious rule in their literature somewhere that says discourages it somehow.
t.tradey

>>55007139
Most unprofitable companies have been heemed.
>unity
>snap
>airbnb
>uber
>lyft
>rivian
and many more i wont bother listing that are penny stocks and BTFO. Nvidia is unique because everyone knows that AI chips will be huge, but how big? And I think the bubble will pop or it will be stagnant for a long time. There isnt even a guarantee Nvidia will be allowed to produce the best AI chips. Sanctions on the best chips could give Intel or a brand new semiconductor company the only ability to create american chips.

>>55007167
I dunno, why?

>>55007179
where's that David Soxl fucker? I need to speak with him

>>55007214
Purported to be in Thailand fraternizing with the local professionals.

Stocks
And
Sex with anime girls

Sell tech

>>55005733
what the fuck is ben doing here

Does anyone have experience with getting shr3kt by shorters? A company I really like and that has been doing fantastically has suddenly been attacked by Viceroy, a bald guy with a good track record of shorting. Should I just sell even though I am in red? Small fries like me can and never will win against shorters so wtf do I do? Why is this even legal? Slandering companies using photoshopped data, how is this crap legal?

>>55007413
which company

>>55007431
Hexatronic, optical fibers and stuff like that. Motherfrickin shorted 13.7% and Viceroy suddenly decided to deliver a killing strike now after it has fallen 60% from the top... the fugg? P/E as low as 10-12 with this year's earnings. Why are all my stocks getting shorted so much? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>55007350
I bet Jane Douglas held up better than all of them

butter potato ground beef dr pepper salt pepper toilet paper paper towels jalapeño check seafood selection

>>55007458
basically hurr durr cashflow numbers doesnt seem right. pretty weak short report

INVEST IN MEXICO RIGHT NOW

>futures

I stopped watching CNBC because they still give him so much air time. He can't beat the market but gets to give advice on dozens of different sectors on hundreds of companies.

>>55007533
Who is him?

>>55007413
There isn't anything you can do about that. It's just a part of trading small caps. Aggressive firms that attempt to put sell pressure on a stock with semi-bogus hit pieces walk a thin line with the SEC and sometimes they do step over it and get stung. Never count on it though.
You can hang on or you can bail. Those are the options, unfortunately. This kind of stuff is part of the reason I switched to trading indexes with leverage and options. It's a different game but I like the liquidity and slightly better predictability.

>>55007511
How

Just a reminder that schizo doomers were wrong in April once again. They will not take a hint though. Instead they will completely forget they were wrong 50 times before and they will shit up /smg/ with their cooked up delusions again in the future.

>>55007413
>>55007458
fight fire with fire and counter his article wtih a video refutation. copy his SEO so it shows up in related searches

if you find out where he lives you can send him a nice letter telling him to fuck off as well

>>55007626
Do not underestimate the grim spectre of inverted yield curve, sticky inflation, failing banks. Whole market knows trouble is coming. Right now there is negotiation about the timing of the rush for the exits. For the moment market wants to pump a little on expectation of debt ceiling issue being resolved in a can kicking sort of way (which it will be).

>>55006908
Run to the... Bills? Shills? Fills (your bags)? Dills?

DAX reached ATH. absolute insane
market makers need to be shot one by one

Yields...

>>55007618
etf eww

indices pump before fed speak on friday

I just longed

Today is my birthday so SOXL and IEP are going to pump lots

>>55007835

>>55007823
you'll be longing for your money back soon enough

>>55007867
thanks anon

>>55007721
>DAX
>((market maker))
Germany tried that once and a lot of people got really mad sadly

>>55007835
happy birthday

here's one Stock

>>55007882
I'm sure it was a "planned" short hunting attack by those fucking kikes. somehow it gaps up with big volume after crabbing forever on this high level while today is holiday in Germany and other parts in EU

>>55007907
What holiday is today?

>>55007913
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_holidays_in_the_European_Union
>Ascension Thursday

HOLY SHIT DAX almost ATH. So that's it is it? The generational bottom was in October last year and we are in yet another bull run. Fuckin greedflation running its course, with full blessings from Lagarde and her goons
I am officially longing DAX

>>55007949
you should go all-in

>>55007882
>]
Yeah, lost money today. Fuckin bullshit. I'm either going to check out and take all losses and never trade again, or I'll just keep everything running and look at it in a few months and either I'm liquidated or I got money, or nothing happened cause crab

>>55004409
Boomers were essentially guaranteed early retirement with any full time employment. Any that didn't are seriously retarded. The fact that there are so many working well past retirement speaks volumes.

>>55007650
If I wanted to listen to mainstream talking points I would tune in to CNBC or subscribe to permadoom Morgan Stanley newsletter. I feel bad for people like you who live in constant fear tho. Not to mention you would lose tons of money by now if you listened to any of those sources

>>55007987
thats what complacancy does to a bull.
you'll learn soon

I just realized nasdaq is at the open price of march 16 2022 when fed hiked 25 bps the first time from 0% rates.
fed now >500bps and we recovered everything. lol, lmao.

>>55007141
That chart looks primed for a correction at the least or a complete breakdown at worst.

Im not shorting Nvidia until 200 p/e

>>55008022
Everything actually seems to be priced in. And bank failures are bullish, since there will never be any failures with real risk to the economy. Instant measurements, if necessary under emergency law bypassing the parliament (CS and UBS)

Did this new WALLET get COIN already?

>>55008022
Most of europe is at ath with double digit inflation and many still facing 1% monthly inflation

>>55008022
bobo really thought it was his turn

>>55008036
maybe I read too much into it but market expects massive fed cuts beginning this summer and nasdaq is at the exact date where fed raised the first 25bps. literally the fomc date.
looks to me rate cuts are priced in. if there is no cut (because why the fuck would they cut if everything is so good?) then it will get very ugly for bulls.

>>55008068
There shouldn't be cuts. Any cut will speed up inflation. Even the bets they make on cuts are fueling inflation. The Fed, especially under JPOW will NOT cut rates this year, maybe not next year, maybe even never below 3%, because anything else will only lead to higher inflation again.

>>55004277
No need to be a bear until July 6th, then July 27 will be the big drop. Might as well be bullish until then. It's going to be a little while until tech gets ruined by the hb1s they replaced their workforce with

>>55008091
or Jpow does a jackson hole repeat this friday together with the monthly options expiration it might be a shit show earlier than you think :^)

>>55008082
Market prices in cuts, no need to cut because no panic, the final paradox to usher in the golden crab decade

>>55007949
Nikkei 225 at ATH too

Kill the NASDAQ. Behead Tim Apple. Roundhouse kick 401k contributors into the concrete. Slam dunk a graphics card into the trash can. Crucify filthy Amazon employees. Defecate into a quantum lithography machine. Launch silicon valley into the sun. Stir-fry TSMC in a wok. Toss TSLA investors into active volcanoes. Urinate on a Google server farm. Judo throw growth analysts into a wood chipper. Twist Elon Musk's heads off. Report Kathy to the IRS. Karate chop ML algorithms in half. Curb stomp Google employees. Trap intel in quicksand. Crush iPhones in the trash compactor. Liquefy Jeff bezos in a vat of acid. Eat copper. Dissect 100 startup CEOs. Exterminate Netflix viewers in the gas chamber. Smash Tesla cars with steel balls. Cremate beta stocks in the oven.

>>55008022
Yeah I've lost a lot of money over this past week shorting the market. But most of my 401k is still invested in boomer index funds and I'm thinking of cashing it out cause this is too much clown and makes me very nervous

>>55008198
Lol what does that chart mean?

>>55008205
NSDQ vs NSDQ breadth

>>55008198
>Twist Elon Musk's heads off
kek

can AAPL just eat shit and stop propping up the nasdaq

>>55005667
Hello fellow GSI holder

It's like this. I know the market is running on fumes and messed-up fundamentals right now.
It'll break at some point, this is obvious and every anon here even the faggots pretending to be bullsih knows this.
All I don't know at this point is how badly it will break.

All that's happened so far is the market has proven the "stay irrational longer than bla bla" shit. But there will be a reckoning.
All I want to understand is how bad it will get. Because I think we'll see some real bad shit before the end.
5% fed funds?
Nasd-ack massively overbought?
Banks failing left and right, and the fallout from this hasn't even started to filter through?
Manufacturing indexes signalling a worse recession than 2008?
Yield curve inverted for more than a year?
Average time between 1st rate hike and on-set of recession being 15 months and that date coinciding with June?

>>55008247
AAPL is trading flat lately

Will this board ever be free of crypto pump and dump scam, I wonder.

Do you think Anheuser-Busch is a good investment? A failed advertising campaign seems like a thing people will forget at some point

>>55008310
People might forget about the tranny beer but that stock seemed to do shitty even before the ad

>>55007835
im still holding these heavy soxl.bags.... maybe next year itll fully recover

>>55005667
You're really bad at trading lmao. Imagine buying oil high and bagholding for months. I only got into oil two weeks ago when it hit $68 lmao.

>buying middle sized bank stocks at what might be an obvious top
I-I'll be fine, right anons?

>>55008442
Which bank?

>>55008453
A middle/large european bank
they have no risk of going down under right

>German exports to Kyrgyzstan
Guise how do I long Kyrgyzstan, they clearly must be doing amazingly to export so much German stuff

>>55008198
jej

who sold NVIDIA at $100?

>>55008481
>european bank
It's over.

>>55005404
what's going on with spy coin?

>futures

>>55005404
What a very convenient lie

>>55006144
They said the same thing about importing camel jockeys
You literally couldn't be more wrong

>>55008563
Sir your mental illness is showing

uh, liquiditybros? But more importantly what would this mean for Oil?

>>55006649
They are sick, anon. Sick and delusional.
We used to help them but insurance companies found it simpler to just accept them instead of forking over the cash so they can get the therapy they need.

>>55008712
>>55008712

>>55008453
Would

DXY vs NVDA, who will win

bobos buying ropes this week

>>55011186
I am 6% up in the last 5 days alone. They might as well buy rooftop access.

I need a good play...

>>55011215
Just keep buying TQQQ calls apparently
This rally will apparently never end

get it past the bump limit

>>55004277
>>55010737
>>55010737
>>55010737

>>55011258
.

>>55011285

>>55006209
>black market for beef
An anon a memed this recently
https://youtu.be/8_8LTUmHWP0

>>55007525
I refuse to believe these profiles are real. Nobody lacks self-awareness to that extent