/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54995340
38
Have never had my face nestled between the buttcheeks of a hot woman.
You will never know this pain

My 20s were the worst time in my life

>>54995351
Married to a hot woman and she won't sit on my face even tho I beg her too, also when I ask for a blow job she says no and that I'm gay for asking. I only ever get regular boring sex.
You will never know this pain

>>54995376
So why did you marry her

>>54995340
If you are lazy then you wouldn't want vacations, more so just sit around to relax.

>>54995395
All inclusive resorts make your every meal and clean your room. Being lazy in paradise is a lot nicer than being lazy in a dystopian frozem hell scape

>>54995351
I knew that feel until 25 (hopeless kissless handheldless, smile-at-me-less virgin), it was absolutely soul crushing and destroying my life on every front due to depression.
I just paid an escort to solve it, she was very beautiful, kind and smooth, complimented and cuddled me etc... It broke my austim and unlocked my self confidence, so much so that I got a real gf a few months later.
Try it fren, it's worth it, at worst you'll just lose your virginity and a few hundred bucks.

>>54995383
Because I would of ended up like you if I didn't.

>>54995340
For me that is 5 years

>>54995409
I dunno anon, for me resorts and travelling are a nightmare. I would rather go back to parent's/grandparent's, walk to a nearby lake and read a book in between swimming or sit around in the garden reading.

>>54995340
My wife has a medical condition in which she can't have sex without experiencing pain and I haven't had fulfilling sex in five years. I am attractive and get looks from girls ten years younger than me and they will even make aggressive moves. My love for my wife stops me from leaving her but I am at my breaking point and have been for about two years now. Of I leave her she will probably kill herself and be miserable and alone. I hold this woman's life kn my hands who makes me unhappy and completely unsatisfied. My soul is crying and I am in pain. I am in such great emotional pain that it manifests as physical pain. I feel like my soul has died.

>>54995491
There is no one that can relate to what I'm going through. No one that can give me advice or support.

you win OP
it must suck to incessantly glow in the dark
have you tried quitting your job?

>>54995502
why not like
talk to her?

>>54995340
dad died
not long after i got raped as a child by a stranger, no one came to help
live with autistic man child old brother

>>54995340
34
not fucked, kissed or held hands with a girl in 12 years
>>54995358
same

Thanks for raising my spirit by this fine morning anons
Wagmi

>>54995340
I have a criminal record

>>54995491
Jerk off to porn together. Also, can she at least take it once to pop out kids?

>>54995340
ive never really been on a vacation in my entire life and im 34.

>>54995340
I haven't had sex in 300 weeks and 5 days.

>>54995491
If it's a vagina problem, that's like 10% of possible sexual activities. Vagina problems do not stop oral, anal, or other things.
If it's a full-body problem, or emotional inability to get aroused, then yes, crap situation.
Not getting sex makes men fantasize what amazing thing they're missing out on. Bang some random sluts a couple of times a year just as a reminder that sex isn't what it is in fantasy.
Also, do not underestimate women's emotional stamina. They are very rarely the ones who snap and kill themselves.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide
Also, being together exclusively and being totally separated are merely two poles within a continuum. It's totally possible to still be her best friend and partner but bang other people from time to time. This is 2023, not 1823.

My life is pretty awesome and I had great experiences pretty much at any point, despite having a "rough" childhood

>>54995660
>in 12 years
lmao get a load of this guy.

>32 yo
>never fucked, kissed, held hands etc.
>multi-millionaire
>never leave my house except to go to gym
>buff, but autistic as fuck
>will die alone and donate my money to mr. shekkelberg

>>54996576
But are you physically attractive or not?

I am 35
I've never had a gf.
No friends since school.
Autistic.
Deformed face.
I am mentally abused and kept prisoner by my toxic mother daily.
Too poor to just move out, my only choice would be to live as a tramp on the street.
Work hard for slightly below average wage.
Have untreated diabetes or something, my energy levels are constantly low, I need to nap by 1pm even after a full nights sleep, and I piss 4 times an hour (Not allowed to go to doctor).
No skill or talent in anything.
Old injuries coming back to haunt me as I've got older and I have had to give up lifting.
Wish for death each night before going to sleep.

>>54996596
I don't know. probably. I don't have any friends / contacts that know me personally and the only person who knows what I look like is my mother. I work remote and rarely ever get on a webcam,

I would personally say I'm probably middling, not attractive, not repulsive.

>>54995340
35
Divorced
Live with parents because it is cheap and job doesn’t pay shit
At least I try to be productive, hoarding beans and stuff.
The real joke is falling for XRP; it looked sensible to anticipate some gains post sec-case, but that has been going on for years.

>>54995427
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

>>54996609
Why do you let your mom control you? Are you afraid of being uncomfortable?

>>54995491
I don't think I would ever cheat on my wife but this would make me seriously consider it desu

>>54995340
Haven't entered flight since I was born

>>54995491
Dude, just ask for sexual favors like a handjob or blowjob every so often. If she doesn't do that for you AT LEAST once per week, then she is not a good woman.

Relationships are about compromises, if she won't make this very simple one (which is widely considered a basic wifely duty) then she's a crap woman and you might as well divorce her.

Not gonna lie I feel like my life is pretty good

>>54995376
Same here, counting the days until my son turns 8 so I can leave her.

>>54995340
>Raped by dad
>Beaten up often by both parents
>Crippling tickling fetish to the point I actually don’t like intercourse
>paid a woman to tickle me but not ticklish anymore
>Peaked at 17 mentally and looks wise
>balding
>5’10”
>fat

>>54997872
Almost forgot
>300K student loan debt
>probably getting fired soon
>never been to a concert
>high every day
>horrible anxiety

>>54995340
OP, 2/3 of the world's population is one bad harvest from starvation. You are incredibly whiney, entitled asshole.

>>54997905
>high every day
I think I found the culprit

>>54997923
So I got raped by my dad and have a sexual paraphilia because I get high every day in my 20s and 30s?

>>54997923
>you’re a manlet because you smoke weed
The brilliant minds of /biz/ on display

I'm 28 years old I haven't had sex since I was 17 and it was pity sex from the school whore, I live in the same small room I did when I was 4. I actually had a trad virgin white girlfriend back in 2013, she lived in Texas and she loved me so much but I was such a coward for commitment and having children that I just left her and deleted all my accounts. She even wanted to visit me as soon as she turned 18 so we could embrace each other. I suffer from chronic masturbation; I can't stop fapping 1-3 times a day, I try and try and I just want to fuck so badly. Ive also brainwashed myself in that every time I take a shower I have to masturbate, so I try to avoid showering and end up going a week before the smell and urges overwhelm me. I literally can't feel happiness, I can't feel anything I'm so fucking miserable I want to kill myself daily for all the mistakes I made, it's like life gave me everything on a silver platter and I somehow ruined it all, I hate myself so much I only live now to spite the haters who want me dead. Fuck you niggers.

>>54995340
Your whole life is a vacation

>>54997905
how are you high every day if youre 300k in debt

>>54997872
Unless you live in some northern European country 5’10” is tall you greedy fuck.

>>54997916
2/3 of the world’s population aren’t people (at least)

>>54998061
I have a really well paying job considering how easy it is. But even this is a negative - I won the scholar athlete award for one of the largest archdioceses in the country at 18 and a huge trophy for a math competition. Someone better than me with the same brainpower could’ve done something worthwhile.

Now I’m a tax lawyer for a big 4 and I don’t do jack shit. I’m only in this position because high lsat meant cheaper law school meant could coast into $.Notice I didn’t bitch about being poor

>>54998062
Ok but I was this tall by age 12 so I got to experience the lifestyle of being tall and now I don’t

>>54995340
I am worth millions and still a virgin at 37.
Yes, I am such a short manlet that I am hideous to women and might as well have been born disfigured.
This makes me an even worst failure than you broke virgins because at least you still have a chance.
I've made it and women still don't want me, which means they will never want me.

>>54998062
Lol no
t. 6’1”
It’s not even THAT tall but I can’t even tell you how many girls used to complain to me about men under 6 foot hitting on them
Most men who don’t get a lot of attention from young women would be shocked how mean spirited most of them are

>>54995340
I pooped when I meant to peed but then I peed after I pooped and then the toilet was stinky haha gross ew so I flushed and it was STILL smelly for like 6 more mins ew poopy is like SO gross why don't people just STOP POOPING

>basically raised in a cult
>covert narcissist dad
>young brother is losing his mind from constantly smoking weed and drinking
>financial burden of whole house falls on me cause I’m the only one making decent money
>constant retardation going on in house (people smoking weed, blasting TV while I’m trying to work, leaving exit doors open with no one around, throwing small garbage in toilet, parents playing Jesus shit when they’re home, throwing garbage in the backyard where all neighbors can see, general negative mood)
>can’t move out cause emotional blackmail
>manlet
>constantly horny
>no gf
Most of it I can stop by stopping giving a fuck but I’m too much of a pussy to just leave home and let God save them.

>>54995340
>t. living in hyperinflation
almost 30
in loan shark debt because fuck (((banks)))
0$ or assets to my name
wanting to commit suicide everyday but I can't because I need to take care of my parents

>>54996609
>I am mentally abused and kept prisoner by my toxic mother daily.
>Too poor to just move out, my only choice would be to live as a tramp on the street.
My mother is also toxic and manipulative. I grew up in poverty and see no way out. No skills and too autistic to socialize with others. I pretty much accepted my fate already.

>>54998005
>>54998018
Your seething only proves me right.
I'm also shorter than you.
It's a tragedy you got raped but escapism won't help you.

>>54995340
>havent gone on vacation in 4 years. Poor and lazy.
same, but I'm going to Yurop in less than two weeks! :D

>>54998353
When have I seethed this entire thread? Honestly neither of these posts are seething you internet-addled weirdo

>>54998399
Nice you should act as American as possible
>Italy: man this pizza is good almost as good as DOMINO’S!
>Germany: man you guys are great too bad my grandpa had to kick all your asses haha
>France: man this food is tasty no wonder you guys don’t fight too well
Etc

>>54998430
lmfao well I learned years ago from /int/ that the best things to do would be to speak LOUDLY about politics and religion at every available opportunity

>>54998123
You're not really a failure though, its not your fault, you just got dealt a shit hand. When you say you've made it, is it just from crypto trading though and you don't actually have any status through a good job? Because that's also really important, and puts you in contact with women. I don't see how just having millions but staying all day at home yeah obviously it won't get you anywhere

>haven't gone on vacation in 4 years
I didn't know this was a middle class homeowner complainpetition.

>>54998573
>only middle class homeowners take vacations
Lol? The most typical vacationers are female rentoids

>>54995491
>>54995502
you simply have not looked into any treatments for it. that is a widespread issue and 70% of women have had success with botox injections in the vaginal area over a period of time. diet can also be a factor. she may also have been molested or raped in the past and now unconsciously muscle contracts in response to penetration. talk to your wife retard.

>>54998582
Oh sorry I didn't know this was the 4chan is retarded today competition since you apparently didn't understand my point was "haven't gone on a trip to the bahamas in 4 years" is the most banal, gay, middle class whiner shit in the universe.

>>54995502
>>54998638
Just push her feet together and have sex with them dumb dumb. The skin on soles and in armpits is the same skin as on labia, unironically

>>54998645
I think OP was taking the piss with that though, now lower the gun or I’ll have to hack you

Virrgin at 36. Surely always will be.

>>54995351
>>54995376
the flipside of this (not saying i have it bad) is having a gf that can only get off to the wildest shit like its a performance. sometimes i just want to stick it in and pee ffs

>32 years old
>Never had sex with a woman who wasn't a literal prostitute

Beat that

>>54999081
P sure all the posters who never had sex with anyone have that beaten

>>54995340
Haven't been on vacation in 15 years lmao
In the past 5 years my average work hours in a week has been 105 (my range is 90 to 130, obviously I don't sustain 130 for long)
I get paid 20k a year for this
My living expenses are now 25k, they used to be 18k
I'm "too rich" to get welfare
I'm too poor and don't have enough time to reskill
I have a PhD in a STEM field
My life is a tragicommedy

>bought bitcoin in 2012
>sold in 2013 when it went up 50%
>constant regret

>>54999140
>In the past 5 years my average work hours in a week has been 105 (my range is 90 to 130, obviously I don't sustain 130 for long)
>I get paid 20k a year for this
This is literally impossible

>>54995409
you sound like a retarded vagina that thinks because theres a high price tag of admission it isnt shit. many such cases.

>>54999166
>let me tell you about your life
every tiem

>>54999174
What do you do, where do you live?

>>54999174
105*52*7.5=40950
math hurts your brain doesnt it

>>54995427
>would of
You and I are nothing alike. Because I would have killed myself.

>>54999140
90 to 130 hours a week for 5 years? There's no way, no one can sustain those hours surely, unless you're like an absolute freak of nature

>>54999196
Congrats on being clinically retarded.
>>54999192
RA, canada.

>>54995427
>>54999211

>>54995491
winrar

I get insane amount of attention from women, at least compared to you losers, but i’m still a virgin. So because none of them have this figured out they all accuse me of being gay.

>>54999343
>i’m still a virgin
Why? Are you some type of pussy with social anxiety lmao

>>54995340
I was born in Luanda, Angola
>inb4 where?
Exactly.

>>54995491
>>54995502
You are a whining bitch. I've been married for 3 years and am still a virgin

>>54999231
What the fuck is an RA.

i devoted 2 years to daytrading, working 12h per day on it, still not profitable

>>54999417
and like all other gambling addicts you will be stuck on that shit until you go broke. possibly many times over. the markets are all rigged. thats why you see so many posts complaining about the same thing "why does the price go down when i buy and up when i sell, every time?? and the bots immediately respond saying its a skill issue. if you listen to me now and quit that shit forever you will thank me.

>>54995491
>who makes me unhappy and completely unsatisfied
love is conditional unless they came from you. make the right decision

>>54995491
Who wants a wife if there's no sex?

It's like being an incel but with the weighted responsibilities that come with being a husband and having a woman just laying around the house.

>>54999412

>>54999361
Nope just poor, I could manage to pull but closing the deal was harder if you didn’t want to spend money on women. But after covid it’s been hell, if you don’t have money you might aswell dig your own grave and live in it. I don’t talk or glance back not even in social situations. I subconsciously conditioned myself to act like i do not care when a women is desperately looking attention from me. If I don’t become rich I may have fucked myself over, horrendously.

>>54995340
I didn't have the worst life but I was NEET until I got my first job at the end of last year. Late 20s guy. Have to make up for lost time and I don't know how I'm gonna do it. Obviously no gf, wife+kids, etc. I really want to own my own land to build off grid house and stuff but I don't know if I'll ever be able to afford it in my current wagie status

>30
>long term NEET
>no prospects
>friendless
I don't have anything crazy like cancer nor am I homeless, I'm just a big loser. I have a bit of money but I do need to find a job relatively soon as I don't want to lose having a house that's fully paid off (I inherited it.)

>>54995376
>also when I ask for a blow job she says no and that I'm gay for asking
lolwut

>>54995416
I’m 24 and I have a date tonight. My 1st in awhile. We will all make it frens

>>54999539
Lowest minimum wage in Canada is $13 an hour. but in most provinces it's higher. You're bullshitting.

Yes but the whole and sole perk of being a male is that nobody will care about you. Whereas the sole perk of being a vagina is that all the men will talk to you spontaneously.
To be happy you must live in agreement with your nature.
The male nature is to be forever alone... On the female side, it is not all rosy, women hate to have a flock of ugly orbiters, and they hate it even more when there is physical contact with those. In other words women hate that too much men care about them. So everybody is unhappy, especially the men. Thanks to a twist, women are actually happy because, doing it for free, the chad orbiters will beat up the ugly orbiters for the sake of the women.

So to be happy as a male you must rejoyce in being a loser... This is the only truth in the universe.

>>54996609
>>54998252

lrn2code. Normally I Would never say this to someone but you guys sound like u need to fuckin code bad.

>>54998123

use your money to looksmaxx, experiencemaxx and use your brain to thinkmaxx Sounds trite but seriously at least try to live your life. Dont blow all your money but like man do some cool shit to get your confidence up you sound sad.

>>54999621
How did you meet your date? In real life or through an app?

I can't meet cute single women my age for the life of me anymore, but to be fair, I don't really go out much anymore (I am WFH).

>>54999638
I'm glad for you that you don't know what real life is like yet, but unfortunately that also means you're about to be hit hard by reality. Good luck.

>>54999718
Well my back story.
>autistic medically diagnosed (I think it’s bullshit though very high functioning).
>grew up fat
>middle class
>lost 85+ lbs, at 18 got fit
>putting on muscle now
>not a ton of friends, but have some real friends
>most of my family is dead
>community college
>Job 1 $50k Network Engineer
>currently job $100k Network Engineer

So I haven’t really dated, had a few dates in college. Paid for sex a few times.

I’ve accepted my place as a cog in the larger machine. If I manage to make it out, then I make it out.

Also, $95,000 in realized losses on crypto/options
>$10k student debt

I’m not the best looking but my charisma has gotten better

>>54999831
lol unless you're some illegal chink/indian slave you're just retarded.

>>54999831
Not saying I agree with them but can you at least break it down for us? Are you getting no OT pay? Even if you're getting only $7.50 per hour like previously mentioned at 90 hour weeks, you're getting $35k/yr and idk how much Canadian taxes are but I don't think you're getting taxed 42%+ at that low of a salary.

>Adopted by Jews
>Parents divorce at 8 when brother leaves for college
>helicopter mom takes frustration with the divorce out on me
>beatings till 14, strike back have to run away
>become retarded apathetic loser 14-24
>develop heavy addictions
>try to get life on track and get myself into university
>diagnosed with Leukemia at 25 after first semester in Computer science program
>spend next 6 years recovering/dealing with mental illness
>best friend dies suddenly
>que more mental illness
>doing meme online school now at 32
>5 figure hell


Life ain't bad, none of this was that bad with the exception of losing my best friend.

>>55000000
this is the fucking get.....
it's so over

>>55000000
at least you got digits

>>55000000
But you got those digits.

>>55000000
fail

>>54999999

>>55000000
Absolutely wasted. Fuck you and >>54999999 too

>>55000000

>>55000048
Z
THD

>>55000000
Quit being a bitch and ruining gets. Fucking retard.

>>55000063
>>55000059
>>55000048
>>55000025
>>55000021
>soiteens get their IPs leaked
>their admin is outed for lusting over femboys
>lose a get they were preparing THREE hours for


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sorry frens

>>54995340
Two university degrees (MS in comp sci, BSc in Biochem), unemployed, only one gf for 3 month at 17, currently 32

>>54995376
ask her if she wants to have sex with another girl for her birthday while you fuck off
if she says yes you know what the problem is
if she says no, ask her if her dad molested her

>>54999911
>Are you getting no OT pay
Correct. It's fixed "hours" per semester so I get paid 20k regardless of how much I actually do. So at the beginning of the semester they calculate 500 hours * my pay level, deduce a bunch of things including a pension I'll never touch and "service fees" for services I'm not entitled to, and pay the rest in fixed installments every 2 weeks.
However, if I don't pull my ridiculous hours, I get threatened with being fired, because RAs are very easy to replace. It's hardly a unique position to be in either, RA or otherwise.
Footnote: at 35k, the average tax rate here is 13.61% (marginal: 27.53%) so you're left with ~28k before expenses.

>>55000190
Dismal. In US this is illegal. I'd recommend you find another job my guy

>>54995340

>born to alcoholic teenage parents, only child
>live on a shitty, failing farm
>color blind
>other genetic disorders, skin is always red/flushed and gets worse for all sorts of reasons
>very poor childhood
>eat saltine crackers and PB for dinner at least 3 times a week
>Dad goes nuts and mom leaves him
>Dad rarely wants to see me, and when I do visit him he puts me in front of a video game for hours at a time.
>Mom is always raging, slamming doors and screaming at me
>inevitably become antisocial
>excel in school but am an outcast and bullied
>barely 5'8", manlet hate from everyone
>every gf cheated on me

The only thing that I have left to be proud of is the fact that I haven't killed myself yet.

> Gambled away equity from sold house, lost it all to BTC/ETH dumping
> Gambled away 401k on memecoin hype a few weeks ago, lost it all

Nobody has as shit luck as I do. And before y'all launch at me with remarks such as, "you're just retarded" or "learn how to trade fucktard" - I'm well aware of bullish and bearish signals, and meme lines and all that shit.

In the end, it's simply about luck and that pisses off the lucky people because it hurts their ego when they hear the truth.

I have terminal cancer at 35.
and other genetic diseases.
But I'm fairly happy because of yesterday.
Thank you anon if you read this.

There are many people who live worse lives but I will always be haunted by the mistakes I've made. I was so close to attaining my own family but I was jaded by my own parents' divorce and didn't want to repeat their mistakes. I gave up on my dreams to work full-time and still can't afford to move out. Ever since my nephew trooned out I have zero reasons to live. I just want to escape to some bunker somewhere and not deal with anyone ever again.

>>54999870
your autism is showing. you completely ignored his question.

>>54995340
I haven't stepped outside my house for 3 weeks, I have been working over 8 hours, plus learning to code too, it's so fucked up

during my twenties i was a drug-addict spending every cent i had on weed and alcohol
somehow managed to finish university after 6 tries
somehow managed to finish a phd in my thirties
currently father of 2, nice home and a lead developer

life is pain - get over it

>>55000000
At least you got some (You)'s for your incredible get. I'm praying for you

>>55000000

>>55000615
Why don't you take those bootstraps you're so fond of pulling and tie them around your neck, father. This isn't the "bragging to anons" fake story time hour.

>>55000504
Do you code on blockchain too

>>55000451
I read this

>>54995340
Who the fuck can afford a vacation

>>55000713
Not for now, I noticed most blockchains don't support JS which is a big headache, but I heard QANplatform does now, and that's what I'm working towards

I have had a lot of health problems over the last few years.

>psychosis where I thought I was the antichrist and the devil was talking to me
>sectioned for a month
>diagnosed with bipolar disorder
>still hear voices and feel hallucinations of touch and pain now and then
>also diagnosed with psoriatic arthritis leading to mobility problems

Despite that I still managed to graduate with a 2:1, got my MSc and got a really good job that I enjoy. Recently though my mum wasn’t answering the phone or her door one day, I got worried and phoned the police with a welfare concern, just as they arranged a locksmith she answered the door and it turned out she had tried to kill herself. I’ve basically been dealing with my mum’s mental health and financial problems daily for the last three months, I’m always worried she’ll try it again and be successful this time. It’s exhausting. I wish she’d get better.

Thank fuck I have a good job, working hard is my one respite from all this shit.

>>55000000
Witnessed

>>54995340
>Grow up in well off middle class household
>only child out of 4 that is autistic
> socially retarded and developed slowly, didn’t learn to speak until 3
>was immediately outcasted at school since grade 1 and labeled as the weird gross kid
>never got invited to any birthday parties
>only comfort in life was video games
>continue living a lonely life while my normie siblings mogged me in every way
>still live with parents at age 30 while all my siblings have significant others and prestigious jobs
>only 100k net worth
>dad takes his anger out at me, obviously resentful that he had a loser incel autistic son
>want to kill my self but can’t because I don’t want to upset family

>>55000000

Checked. I got cancer around your age also so I can appreciate the

>spend next 6 years recovering/dealing with mental illness

burned a few bridges but we recover

>>55000658
give name pls

>>55000727
You're cursed now tranime faggot.

>>55000690
i was in nuthouse more than 6month of my life
tried to kill myself multiple times
no friends what so ever

you have no idea what everybody went through

there is always light

>>55000000
Good luck, anon. I hope it all works out.

>>54995491
Normie problems lmao

>>55000822
Ellie Leen my nigha

>>55000731
Literally everyone with a job? I assume you don't live in the west with a question like this

>>54999401
by any account, you are not married until consumated

>Autistic
>Leukemia
>37 and nothing to show except back pain
>Never gonna afford to retire if I even live that long to begin with.
But could be worse I guess, just gonna keep on trucking for what its worth.

funny suddenly this entire board has cancer after someone gave me 5k randomly cause were discussing no masturbation.

>>55001251
technically, everyone has cancer and it's only a threshold you pass to get diagnosed
i kill around 8 million cancer cells every day, which is 33% more than the average
i bet you're an immunelet who passed his cancer threshold at 4 million or some lower number than mine anyway
you should give me your 5k because i kill more cancer cells per day and thus work harder and deserve more than you

>>55001323
the guy is dying and you want the help he got?
>>54998215 samefag but dynamic ISP keeps going on and off because 3rd world shithole
I'm royally fucked and didn't steep that low

>>54995340
Thats nothing
>almost 31 yrs old and net worth only ~450k
>dating a girl 5 years younger when i could be dating one 8 yrs younger. Shes a solid 8/10 but still...
>fit, good proportions, and good skin+facial aesthetics but only 5'11"
I do what i can with what i got but damn sometimes it feels bad man

>>55001497
I'm almost 30 and negative net worth

>>55001497
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kys

>>55000731
New York to Miami. You can’t be THAT poor.

>>54995351
38 also, 39 soon. i have sex pretty often but never married and no kids, unironically will likely kms over it and sadly am not larping

>>54995427
holy fuck that other anon is ruined kek

>>55001706
He would’ve been if mcnegro didn’t write “would of”

>>54995340
i have only 0.016 BTC

>>55001251
Not sure about the others but I at least have my medicine as proof, not that Im looking for any handouts.

>>54995340
wins what?
I had enough of such wins, you can have mine.

>>54996372
felony or misdemeanor, what for?

>>54995340
i was homeschooled in a third world country

>>54999143
sold your entire stack? i have a friend irl who did this in 2014 and he's alive but seriously suicidal

>>55000451
i am sorry anon; what happened yesterday as well? i wish you the best ending if not a larp

>>55001943
A anon randomly gave me 5k to help me out, not a larp I'm extremely sick today, but that anon gave me a chance to get bed rest without having to find ways to make money to pay my bills.
cause I was honestly going to kill myself yesterday was at 24 dollars and having massive panic attacks, still ongoing right now but not as bad but my organs aren't doing well.
I love that anon but unironically might die within a couple days not sure yet.

>parents killed themselves 10 years apart during childhood
>forced to live with mentally ill family members who treated my existence like a burden
>gay because I wasn't properly socialized
>bullied throughout school
>failed college twice
>have a handsome face so find myself in situations where I am treated well but often let people down because people expect certain behaviour from attractive people
>neet for my entire 20s
>got beat up in a bar by a group of chads for being unvaxxed and using a fake passport to get in
>can't even be around people without having a panic attack
>never had more than 5k to my name

>>55001971
>chads
>unvaxxed

Lel

>>55001998
Meant to say
>chads
>vaxxed

>>54998123
I know three tiny manlets: one an X-er, one a millennial, one a zoomer.
The X-er has a taller wife and a kid and is a star in his profession.
The millennial has a taller gf, with drama, and is a star in his profession.
The zoomer is likely a virgin, "jokingly" complains about being undatable, while doing weed and working in bars.
All three have a similar degree of attractiveness, height aside.

>>55000000
>que
¿que?

>>54995340
hmm, let's see
>born to narcissistic, poor single mom who would argue with me and beat me from time to time
>didn't take care of me so got involved in some sad sexual thing early in my life
>mother's family is technically inclined but useless in economic matters
>some people seem to hate me for whatever reason
>get accepted in uni but fail hard
>try going to a 2nd uni and fail again
>had cancer at 24
>NEET for the next 6 years

hmm, what else... dunno

>>54999140
>I get paid 20k a year for this
>I have a PhD in a STEM field
>>54999231
>RA, canada.
my man, you fell for the academia scam lmao

get another job asap, you fucking retard

>>55001960
As someone who will find myself in your shoes sooner or later I sincerely wish you can find some kind of peace throughout this.

>>55000000
I kneel

>>54995340
>live in 3rd world country
>1K networth (I'm almost 40)
>brown skin
>5 foot 5
>tiny pencil dick

>>55002284
>I'm almost 40
Envious, you are closer to death or retirement age. I wish I was 40.

>>55000000
damn dude ur bumming the whole forum out

Lmao why did everyone on /biz/ get raped by their dad

>>55000000
with jews you lose

>>54995340
im the haircomb pajeet
i made pic related
the original twitter stopped because the phone i used to make it got stolen and i can no longer update the github or ban bots from the discord either
i had a job for ten months but now im back

>>54995427
DESTROYE-D

>>54998170
just leave bro. fuck em

>>55000000
>adopted by jews
>wasted gets
Sounds like they were your real parents anon

>>54995340
>10 years investor
>Stocks and crypto mostly
>Max i've made is 400k
>Lost almost everything in the BTC dump of 60k (i longed hard)
>Linkie investor as of recent
>Tell fren about crypto
>He starts investing
>Gets into no$thing
>I tell him it's a worthless shitcoin, most of those are rugpulled
>He puts 20k into it, starts browsing biz and calls it a "suicide stack"
>It actually pumps and he made close to 550k in one night
>Nigga made more in two months than i did in 10 years
>Wanna kms for real