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>>54991225
What do you mean, think it's like GS actually hedging?
>>54991275
Ya I am looking across the option price chain history and 2/6 and 2/15 we had over 100k purchases of deep OTM calls on vix

>>54991334
Didn't Ford just give up on China the other day?

Your welcome CNBC for the view, nice larp you showed there.

Baking.

mxy0dt>>54991352
They should've years ago. Tesla will learn the hard way when identical components end up in a state run "company" that suddenly makes the same cars but cheaper.
Retarded Westerners always display the widest eyes when they are told big stories by people whose eyes are the most narrow.

I swear to god, if this kike manages to outlaw anyone using AI except himself, I'm renouncing my US citizenship and leaving.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>54991307
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, the biosphere and all life will extinguished

US WILL DEFAULT ON THE DEBT IN TWO MORE WEEKS.

>>54991379
Based Moe Greene poster

You bought calls right anon?

I am ALL IN on TQQQ because I believe we are down 80% in nominal terms since inflation is at 20% a year

>>54991384
>trader
Don't lump us goy traders in with the nine and ten figure reptilians

>>54991393
>Buying calls when the US government runs out of money in 2 more weeks.
Lmao

guys what the fuck was that on TLT

>>54991403
If you participate in stock markets you are a parasite, no exceptions putrid beaindead nazi financier wannabe parasite

>>54991409
The yield curve is slipping back.

>>54991378
Hope your company didn't already buy into the AI meme. Hope you were able to buy a graphics card before they restrict all tensor cores at the bios level to only run signed AI code approved by congress seniors who don't know how to login to their email.

>Elon buys Twitter
>Elon talks with a Murdoch at Super Bowl
>Tucker leaves Fox and joins Twitter
>Twitter most likely to include longer video options for bigger personalities under the promise of "free speech"
All a coordinated plan to pump the stock into the stratosphere once he brings it public again.

>>54991405
Why do you think that will be allowed?
>>54991422
Buy the long end.

The chicken ranch burritos I made that YUM won't make for me anymore sure relieved the pain of being an oil princess for a moment.

>>54991431
If he goes through with it, this country is fucking done economically. AI was last the last glimmer of hope.

ChatGPT more like Chat Poop & Pee.

>>54991418
Ok I would argue breathing is parasitic in nature since every breath you take you are one breath closer to your last. You are decaying from the moment you are born. What do you spend your time on faggot? You sound like a nigger. One from the sand dunes

>>54991458
It's allowed because China wants it to happen and they have a couple billion dollars with The Big Guy's name on it.

>>54991476
More like cleverbot 17 years too late.

>>54991378
Imagine if Henry Ford had gotten assembly lines outlawed

>>54991488
nice digits o7
>futures

>>54991500
>outlawed
no just forced congress to license them. which they basically do now anyways. Ford just didn't push the issues, various jews did.

>>54991307
buddy check bitcoin computer

>>54991486
Parasitism is nothing like breathing. A parasite requires a host to use its body as fuel for its own existence. It is also not the same as eating as eating can be performed on dead things/plants and even when it is forced it is an action that is immediate and is resolved immediatly. A parasite or in this case a financier requires host bodies/slaves that he uses for long periods of time and leeches off of them

>>54991512
That all sounds very biological... I'm stardust. Nothing more. You don't get that do you? Of course not nigger

the price action of BTC is a leading indicator on what the market will do in the future

Futures.

Everything is going to be alright, buy the dipssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CROWD HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54991509
Fuck you, he's trying to destroy his competition. This is going to fuck over so many different companies that aren't even directly AI related.

I have a feeling SOXL will hit $18 again this month

You bought calls right anon?

>>54991531
Understand this: no matter how many guns you buy, or how many gated communities you hide behind, we will find you and euthanize you parasite .

Know that your cancerous parasitic hellworld is soon to expire and you along with it. One way or another, you dont have another cycle parasite. The math is clear. The status quo will expire next cycle

>>54991512
So what in your ideal world only the artists and manual laborers aren't parasites? What if Im a better manual laborer than you and also a better trader? This isn't the realm for the battle you think you are fighting. You aren't there yet. You just want smelly sand niggers topping your enemy in some tribal battle. Kek. Petty humans

>>54991393
>>54991560
Actually I sold mine today, made $13

>>54991567
>we will find you and euthanize you parasite
:) Ok nigger. Good. Get me the hell out of niggerville (earth)

>>54991405
>thinking the U.S. "runs out of money"
See you at the next printing session retarded trip.

>>54991384
>>54991418
>>54991512
>>54991567
Imagine being so out of touch that you believe in "nazi financiers". You understand that the entire reason they hate jews is because they're nepotistic financiers, right?

>>54991567
And then what, you niggers take over the gated communities. Your just niggers. You don't know what you don't know... Nigger

>>54991553
Yep after the reverse split

>>54991584
Watch The Big Guy throw the entire country into a crisis so he can collect another bribe and blame the whole thing on McCarthy.

>>54991575
All this obsession with "degeneracy/subhumanism/inferiority/purity" or whatever from rightoids, authoritarians and other type of parasites is so obviously just a form of projection because deep down you all know that if anything is inferior life form it has to be something that resembles creatures like you. A bunch of hateful, insecure, dangerous, violent and extremely fearful and anxious creatures.

This is why i am not afraid and i know for a fact we will win and i am hopeful for the future and the destruction of the status quo and capitalism. I know for a fact you are immensely weak and fragile and every day that passes more and more of you perish

>>54991626
Yo, go suck off a tranny or something. Unless you're a homophobe.

>>54991626
Why do you simp for big banks and jewish financiers with actual power, while attacking small time retail investors?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISq9EUEuVa0

>>54991635
>How to win every argument with leftists, by BagholderExtraordinaire

>>54991350
Upon further research seems like dates that bond yields broke out of range and popped. So probably bets that inflation would rage and a harder landing by June.

>>54991636
Because big players just play their role and are predictable and easy targets and we can unite and overthrow them. The only reason this doesnt happen is because of the small but considerable minority of willful ignorant bootlickers and soldiers like yourself who go against their own interests and are completely unpredictable and senseless in their actions. Parasites like you are the true roadblock to liberation. Not a handful of aristocrats

>>54991626
I'm confused you hate parasites but you root for the blue teem?

>>54991687
He doesn't understand they are the parasites destroying their communities. Liberalism is a mental disorder.

>>54991679
>we can unite and overthrow them
I spent all of 2021 and 2022 thinking that was possible, but then I realized people like you are just low IQ. I bet your fucking quadruple vaxxxed

>>54991378
That's right. Pay them to renounce and go be somebody else's problem. They own you.

>>54991732
Dude's just broke. It's like when Bernie Sanders made a million dollars he stopped going after millionaires and only wants to go after the billionaires now.

>>54991679
You are your own Hegelian dialectic. You accuse me of being a militant, and yet here you are as a militant. You accuse of me violating my own interests by saving for a house, yet here you are to denounce your own ability to own capital. You accuse me of being a bootlicker, and yet here you are simping for jewish oligarchs. Your entire ideology is a self-contradiction, and you are a useful idiot.

>>54991746
Kek great point.

>>54991621
>
never defaulted, never will.
This is all one big show to ramp up the red and blue tie voters. Each side blames the other, then they cobble together some ridiculous omnibus bill or budget limit increase and the printer prints on. The only people who want the printer to break are Chinese politicians, Russian politicians, and us losers on the internet who would have just as much fun watching the world fall apart as we do watching numbers on a screen go up and down.

>I can fix her

>>54991794
Just raise the debt ceiling

>>54991758
USA has hyper inflated several times and we defaulted in 2012 iirc

>>54991537
So spy 500 on christmas?

>>54991749
Nothing i do or say contradicts my beliefs. I never said you shouldnt be militant. I said being a RIGHT militant is the problem.

When or how did i simp for oligarchs? Everything i said was deeply anti authoritarian, anti authoritarianism s literally my entire belief which is why i am a communist.

I dont understand the sentence about capital accumulation, im sure you are slightly illiterate. Just because we live in a capitalist dystopia where the basic necessities of life have been seized and you are forced to either get capital or die doesnt mean that not maximizing capital gain (like you financiers) is counter to ones interests. I can expand greater on this but i dont really care enough to explain myself further to you, just know that we will find you and euthanize you

>>54991826
>and you are forced to either get capital or die
Stop bitching and get in the game faggot

>>54991808
>and we defaulted in 2012 iirc
Nope, came close though
Most recent default was in the 70s I think, and it was just due to a computer glitch. Payments went out late... but everyone got paid eventually, with interest.

>>54991758
We've never had a president who's been paid off by those Chinese politicians who want to see it happen though. It different this time.

Head to feet won't cause a leak
Feet to head, everyone's dead

Worst /smg/ of all time without a doubt

>>54991846
Never confirmed?

>>54991550
nice reading comprehension kek

>>54991860
Thank you neighbor. We try really hard around here.

>>54991826
>ust know that we will find you and euthanize you
And then what? Live happily ever after?

I hope the US defaults. Either I get super cheap assets or capitalism and the west dies. Win win

>>54991860
You must have missed that one /smgme/ thread.

>>54991826
Re-read your own posts where you excuse the jewish billionaire class that rules over us, while attacking the proletariat in this thread who are attempting to carve out a life for themselves. At least half the posters in this thread are day laborers, did you know that? You are young and naive, and you are being exploited as a footsoldier for the rich. I used to be exactly like you.

>>54991808
Wrong
>The Treasury has never reached the point of exhausting extraordinary measures, resulting in default, although, on some occasions, it appeared that Congress might allow a default to take place.

Masking outdoors still happening in LA

Is it possible that there are unvaxxed single asian women out there?

>>54991924
>unvaxxed asian
No such thing exists in this realm

>>54991943
That’s so fucked up

>>54991882
Yes actually. Here is a little story: A group of scientists where observing a group of monkeys somehwere around Kenya for long period, like years this study was going on. The group would stay around an area that was a tourist attraction and would dumpster dive for food and stuff that the tourists threw out. At the start the monkeys had some form of "heirarchy".The more dominant, violent and aggressive males would be first on the dumpsters and would hoard/control/deny the food from the more timid males and female monkeys.

At one point though there must have been a bad/infected banch of meat and other food in the dumpsters and the "alphas"(no such thing exist but whatever) that would eat primarily, ate the bad food, got sick and died. Scientists noticed that around 45-55% of the violent males of the group died.

After that point the entire social order of the group completely changed. The monkeys become far less stressed, violence and aggression were almost completely nullified, they shared the food, groomed each other more and most importantly when new males where introduced to the group, they adopted the new structure of the social order with aggression and violence never increasing thus showing that the new horizontal heirarchy not only led to far happier monkeys but was also resilient to outside influence and stable

Food for thought

>>54991826
Nerd. Why even participate when you can live like Alex McCandles? Move to alaska and never participate with society again. You won't be noticed missing

>>54991924
>>54991943
>>54991952
Just to chime in on this topic in general.
I believe that the official vaccination numbers were accurate to even slightly under reported in the developed world.
As soon as it's on the television, the NPC normie hordes can't help themselves.
When they dropped the ronna narrative for muh Ukraine, the whole thing dropped from mind and memory of the npcs.
Here in Germany barely anybody got the fourth shot?
Why? They telly stopped telling them to get it.

Since May 12th I'm once again allowed to board a plane leaving for the US from anywhere in the world.

>>54991976
Yea im not reading all that. Sounds too biological for me. I'm just stardust. You are too. Why do you care so much about such trivial affairs?

>>54991976
None of that explains why you're attacking the proletariat in defense of billionaires.

>>54991976
>humans interfered with nature and claimed they were right for doing so because it proves their way of thinking correct
whelp. If there is no such thing as alpha's why are you such a beta?

>>54991976
ken ya' believe it

>>54991998
I never got a shot, booster...anything. Im a pureblood and im proud of it.

>>54991976
>The monkeys become far less stressed, violence and aggression were almost completely nullified, they shared the food, groomed each other more
They all still died at the end though right? Its just stardust. Who fucking cares

>>54992017
Because he's paid by the Israeli military to muddy the waters like a faggot. And the people that they pick for that job are the literal mentally disabled

>>54992017
Proletariat? I am in a finance forum putrid braindead parasite

>>54992062
So the literal janitors and forklift operators in this thread need to be "euthanized" according to you, because they dared to compete with the jewish billionaires that write your paychecks?

>>54992062
Is it the Jews fren?

>>54991998
>Since May 12th I'm once again allowed to board a plane leaving for the US from anywhere in the world
Too bad I don't care about traveling anymore. Coulda really helped me get over the death of my father. Oh well I found another way to get over it.

>>54992072
Fiest of all there are almost no workers in 4chan and specifically biz. The majority are financiers, passive income, traders, landlords etc

Secondly, if you werent just a braindead fascist coopting leftist theory and terminology as buzzwords you would understand that all you FI/RE (financial "freedom")/ANCAP folk are not "competing" with the billionaires. You are WORKING for the billionaires. You are COMPETING with your COWORKERS. Communists have a words for parasites like you. Can you guess it? It is a called a scab.

And yes scabs and picket line crossers, fascists etc need to be euthanized too. Technically some (EXTREMELY small minority) might be proletariat but it doesnt matter

>>54992127
>Fiest of all there are almost no workers in 4chan and specifically biz. The majority are financiers, passive income, traders, landlords etc
The entire premise of your argument is wrong. You deserve no further response until you can at least understand the issue that you're arguing. You're attacking labor at the behest of billionaires, and thinking you're a revolutionary for doing it.

>>54992127
It's called game theory. Sorry you smell and are bad at it

Is NVDA really going to keep going and double top at 340? This is the big short r-right bros?

>>54992127
You never mentioned your profession? Besides being a pro faggot

>>54992127
I noticed you didn't respond when I asked if it was the Jews? That tells me all I need to know

>>54992176

>somehow the oil dip returned

>>54992127
>picket line crossers are the same as fascists
No, I just believe I can represent myself legally without the corruption that is a union. I have a family to feed and I won't put my paycheck on hold because some fatcat wants to extend his vacation instead of settling for the preapproved benefits already discussed. Sorry you don't understand big fish eat little fish.

>>54992127
So instead of getting fucked by the billionaires we can just get fucked by the greed and corruption of the union leaders? Except there are unions involved so it's consensual.

>>54992188 (checked) (Heil'd)

Nice.

>>54991587
>Imagine being so out of touch
ironic coming from a guy that doesn't believe in vaccines and never leaves his house
>>54991474
>If he goes through with it, this country is fucking done economically. AI was last the last glimmer of hope.
KEK you're fucking retarded. let me guess you think low wages caused by immigration is bad but somehow AI making all human artists and programmers obsolete is a Good Thing
>>54991636
Why do you have such a hardon for AI? OH because you're delusional enough to believe that you'll be a part of the elite prooompter class when in reality you're about ~60 IQ points short of qualifying for that. Ignoring that last part, it's pretty hypocritical to get upset over entities with "actual power" and then suck AI dick this fucking hard
Christ what a massive faggot

>>54992224
No dude where he wants us to go they don't have fish, just bread lines.

>>54992249
>coming from a guy that doesn't believe in vaccines and never leaves his house
Post your net worth and mile run time before criticizing others you quadruple vaccinated negro goyim cattle. I'll say it again until the end of time, you better lower your fuckin tone when speaking to me jabbie

every day it fails to climb is a day the stocks lose against inflation

tick tock, mumus

>somehow monkeyp*x returned

>>54991976
That was pretty gay and I'm upset for reading it.

>>54992302
tik tok indeed

QUIET. All of you. They're approaching the tyrannosaur paddock.

YALL NIGGAS BOUGHT CALLS RIGHT FAGGOTS ANONS?

YALL BETTER HOLD MY BAGS CUZ DIS QUEEN GONNA BE DUMPING ON YO WHITE FAGGOT ASS! WATS GOOD NIGGA!

>>54992374
Found the janitor.
>futures

>>54992355
So, ah, were you planning on having market action, in your stock market?

>>54992374
>DUMPING ON YO WHITE FAGGOT ASS

>>54992127
Ok who the hell let the redditor in here?

4chan more like 3ban

>>54992412
your internet videos attract them; like moths to a flame

>>54992412
wtf is your yt channel, and why dont you make anymore videos?
I'm literally 1 week of 0 videos, from doing my own fucking low effort stock videos.

>>54992423
I've honestly caught more bans this year than ever before.

>>54992412
We scared xer off don't worry :)

there's an ice cream truck driving around my neighborhood but it's some afghan dude in a beat up minivan with menus stuck up in the windows... isn't there any regulation on this shit?

>>54992412
somebody bored replied to the commie copypasta nerd. Don't really blame them but it is pretty lame.

>>54992444
>>54992423
There's a black janny that clocks in thursday.
>futures

>>54992383
I really hate that market maker...

>>54992447
call the better business bureau and then the consumer financial protection bureau and finally the dept. of homeland security. most likely it was an afghan refugee who made it on a plane looking for a new wife. and saw that icecream is quick way to get a potential pool of applicants

>>54992447
it's the same as the random mexican with a cart full of whatever parked on a corner. nobody really cares enough to check for permits

>>54992447
Call the cops on him and tell them he's selling ice cream and drugs.

>>54992444
currently banned from tv for quoting Toad in xmen as "off-topic"

so not off topic here, im short ndx

>>54992447
get an ice cream it might be good

>>54992468
i'll tell you the problem with the privilege you're using here. it didn't require any discipline to attain it. you stood on the shoulders of black kangz.

>>54991794
put the maid fucking lazy burger

>>54992511
You're not wrong.

does anybody here trade forex? the closest i ever really see get mentioned on here is DXY. i was curious about trying because i read that chinese comic book about the cute girls getting heemed and wondered if i, too, could lose money doing it

>>54992540
Don't dream it, achieve it.

>>54992540
yes, i enjoy it. its very much like futures.

>>54992540
If forex traders are here they never reveal themselves. So long jpy/usd.

>>54992536
>following his death from yellow fever
Baggie read this, the life you save may be your own

>>54992507
I think we need some McCarthy trials for 4channel... Speaking of McCarthy, how about this debt ceiling shitting on the market eh?

>>54992571
>debt ceiling
The market hasn't given two fucks about it. Considering all the sources I'm reading that have actually run the numbers, it really shouldn't; we'll scrape by early June and be able to coast without a deal until late July.

>>54992560
I go through a thorough and rigorous treatment regimen for my yellow fever. It's chronic but well managed.

>>54992582
Uh they've said repeatedly that June 1 was the do or die day. Either do a deal by then or watch it all tumble down.

>>54992609
It's theater, they said they can come to a deal end of the week

>>54992582
Yeah well my MIC stacks are being histrionic because of it and I'm upset.

>>54992609
No, remember that Yellen is a Jew, a Democrat, and a politician. Reread her statements in light of those facts.

She hasn't technically lied - the Treasury can "guarantee" it can only cover expenses through May 31st, June 1st, or December 31st - it's totally arbitrary. But that is technically, in a pilpul sense, by the rules of political hairsplitting, different from "We run out of money June 1st".

>nvda dividend yield: (0.06%)
What is the point

>>54992637
That's just a combination of market noise and a bit of worry that negotiations will involve cuts to defense spending. You'd see the same drag on, say, Medicare dependent stocks like MPW. Which is all separate from an 'omg we're going to default" Happening.

TICK TOCK

>>54992643
Some funds can only include stocks that have a dividend. This allows for maximum capital investment opportunity.

>>54992609
Three month extension blocks your path.
>futures

>>54992540
A couple dabble. There are no forex exclusive anons as far as I'm aware.

>>54991307
real life lizard people

would being a forex trader impress a gal like lizzie?

>>54992704
No but shorting hike futures would.

>>54992438
I've been on hiatus when it comes to making videos. When I was making videos weekly I was always excited to make them, lately I just haven't been excited to make them anymore. Have to get that spirit back. Not just going to make uninspired shit videos just for the sake of it.

>>54992746
Get some shrooms and become unhinged. Smg has been boring and slow because fuck all is happening

>>54992746
Make one about a group of minorities who subvert their government through the manipulation of mass media, but then a politician comes to power and exposes them for their greed and corruption, but is removed from power before he can actually deal with the minority group.

I hate women.

>>54992674
Now I understand. You get a Gold star for today

>>54992639
Why doesn't she appear on the late night talk shows again and tell the goys what we want to hear?

THREADLY REMINDER that five mega cap stocks pumping do not a bull market make. We are still in a bear market, the recession is still coming, rates will remain higher for longer until unemployment goes up, the yield curve is still inverted, the manufacturing indexes are still in the ditch, the debt ceiling is still unresolved, Russia is still in Ukraine, China still wants Taiwan, T-Bills are still paying 5% interest providing a viable alternative to equities, regional banks are still underwater and more failures are coming, credit availability is still tightening at a faster pace, core inflation is still multiple percents above the fed's target and is sticky, the market would be flat in 2023 aside from mega cap stock CEO's selling AI snake oil, Summer is seasonably a down time for stock prices.
If you think we're headed back to all time highs you are delusional, if you think the mega cap pump will inflate your bags you are coping, if you think October was the low PREPARE YOUR ANUS

>>54992746

>>54992874
If credit is tightening why do I keep getting 0 APR introductory credit card offers like 3 fucking times this week?

>>54992746
Start up a patreon? Maybe *TRY* going back to the orig john rocker video format (didn't require too much going on)?

>>54991350
Ah student loans set to resume in August.

>>54992444
I lost count how many times I was fucking banned on /biz/, specifically while posting in /smg/. Literally no other board shits on me as hard as this one. There was a point in time where I was getting banned like 15 minutes after posting an anime girl.

>>54992919
Well I can tell you I took a temporary 3% margin loan when buying a house that would be 11% if I tried to do it today.

>>54992940
I wonder how many lurkers report our posts...

>>54992919
Ah cause they want you to fall into the trap; they hook with the zero rate thinking you'll forget all about the fact it's limited to 6 months or whatever and keep right on using it past that point. Which time the rate goes from 0 to like 25.

>>54992940
I've lost count too, at least 5 times since the beginning of April.

>>54992855
That's probably a good sign that shit is getting real, if she leaves DC to provide media cover for 14th Amendment or platinum coin gimmick bullshit.

Note for example, if June 1st *were* a real drop-dead date, she'd be part of a media blitz on the 29th, 30th, 31st. But if she did that, no deal was made, and we *didn't* default that week, the administration's credibility would be torched.

>>54992940
They get sensitive now. I have been banned twice in the past 2 weeks

>>54992940
>>54992973
I was once banned for posting an npr screenshot of adult roasties going to a pro fat camp.

>tigers are orange because their main prey species is deer and the deer can't tell the difference between orange and green so tigers are effectively invisible in the grasses of India.
What an obnoxiously stupid fucking animal, how the fuck is evolution real when these retarded dipshits are just getting eaten by tigers because none of them can evolve the necessary eyesight to differentiate orange and green.

NVIDIA is dramatically overvalued, SOXL is a bad investment.

>>54992987
One time I posted a picture of my cock and wasn't even banned. Really makes you think.

>>54992919
An interesting upshot from the 2008 crisis is discovering people will put up with a surprising amount of financial hardship before defaulting on credit cards. Probably why both Buffett and Burry reported purchases of Capital One shares on their respective 13-f disclosures. When a company can pay a couple percent on customer deposits then charge 18% plus on credit card interest they can put up with a lot of defaults. So is it really a mystery why they spam your mailbox with offers? You're a mark baggy

>>54993020
Well when you put it like that I guess it makes sense.

>>54993017
They probably saw hideous bumps and figured it was mpox/SIGA/BVNRY related.

>>54992978
It's theater, they are coming to a deal by end of week. And if not why don't we just get people who can. The market makers will be the first to tell you, I'm a fucking deal maker. I'm reasonable. Why aren't these faggots?

>>54991794
How do i profit from this? buy long term bonds at a discount or short 6mo bonds?

>>54993056
>It's theater, they are coming to a deal by end of week.
Biden (and his handlers) aren't even in town until next Monday or something. It's all G-7 shit right now.

>>54993066
>Biden (and his handlers) aren't even in town until next Monday or something
He was chillin with Chuck, Kamala, McCarthy, and some other nigga who isn't important. Him and Kamala were high as shit. Come to think of it, isnt it a security issue having all those people together? I thought the president and the VP were supposed to stay apart as a matter of national security? It's all theater.

>>54993066
>It's all G-7 shit right now.
Didn't he allegedly poop his pants there last time?

>>54993096
>I thought the president and the VP were supposed to stay apart as a matter of national security?
Nah, that's only if more people in the line of succession pile up, like for State of the Union addresses: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designated_survivor

>>54993106
Yeah...yeah I think he did. God, I miss Trump.

>>54992936
Oh when I start again it would definitely be the original format.
>>54992892
Kek classic boomer advice
>>54992764
I haven't been able to get my hands on shrooms in awhile unfortunately
>>54992787
Baggot if I want to make a video about Jews I'll just interview you.

Buying dividend stocks is buying income.

Turn your active income into passive income that will last forever.

>>54992643
growth stock

>>54993195
How do I turn active income into pussy?

>>54991976
>All the seethe and neckbeard chortles from retards who think that if they just lift a little bit more weight they will become le heckin alpha
Yeah humanity gets what it deserves.

Is the efficient market hypothesis correct? Is it really impossible to find a consistent edge over the market?

>>54992026
Here's a (you)

>>54993295
EMH is for faggots and libtards. They're the equivalent of incels that have concluded it's impossible to get any pussy rather than pull themselves up by their bootstraps and learn the hard way.

>>54991794
>mermaid pattern

who else cant wait for reddit IPO? (its gonna happen this time)
heres a photo of myself
>picrelated

>>54993295
No but you have to be stupider than the market to win. Outsmarting it doesn't work.

>>54993244
Go to skeb and pay some Japynese guy to draw lewds.
>SOXL futures

Has anyone else noticed that twitter is full on 1488 for the past weeks? Has the population finally woken up?

>>54992746
could this have something to do with your ongoing online gambling addiction?

>>54992985
I've been banned at least five times over the last week lmao. Protip: airplane mode and then click the little paddlock icon in your firefox URL bar to delete your 4chan cookies.

>>54993528
Unfortunately, someone (I suspect it is the tripfag that lives in my town) got the cell service rangebanned.

WOAH LOOK AT FUTURES!!!

>>54993547
Even then it's only temporary.

>>54993553
>futures

>>54993574
>Futures

>>54993589
>futures

So can someone tell me what exactly is going on with futures

>>54993597
The look after the rail always gets me.

>>54993527
Not really. I've actually been doing quite well on the casino this last month. Admittedly I fucking love slot machines.

>>54993611
Yep, that's the best part. Cat's like... I'm cool af and I know it
>futures

>>54993295
It's true most of the time except when it isn't. But even in the times it isn't you should act like it is. Like kant and god.

>>54991976
Sounds like the point of the story was:
>too many males, gotta get rid of some
>too few males, we don't know what to do with ourselves but we really need males

So what's happening with the debt ceiling stuff?

>>54993597
This cat is cooler than all of /smg/
>>54993611
This cat is based thot angerer
>>54993652
This cat is comfier than anyone could ever imagine

>futures

>futures

>>54993688
I wouldn't worry about it.

>Anon watching futures

>>54993756
God I hate raccoons

The stock market *WILL* collapse because of Biden's failed policies.
Trump *WILL* get reelected to a second term in office.
All of the corrupt DHS and FBI glowniggers *WILL* be removed from power.
America *WILL* be a free country once again.
The future is looking bright.

>>54993724
Cats doing that paw thing is a sign of affection as its a behaviour they learn to get milk from the mother's belly

>>54993771
Anon, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a raccoon or racoons in your attic.

Started trading futures and now I can't go back to options. Are futures the natural upgrade path from options?

>>54993151
Just grow them and feed your zoomer coworkers some from time to time instesd of cash

>>54993604
Not unless you've got an ISDA.

>>54993797
What benefit do they have over options?

>>54993794
>futures

futures bright green, good thing im all in on TQQQ - im as bullish as you can get boy, I see nothing but opportunities, everything is a chance to do better, to achieve more, to work harder, to make it out of the city and into a shack in the woods

WE'RE
GOING
TO
MAKE
IT

>>54993821
no theta decay, no day trading rule, and you make similar returns since youre trading on margin.

>>54993840
How do you have no theta decay with margin trading? Isn't there interest?

>>54993797
You ain't getting my feet that easily Mr natenberg

>>54993859
>feet
Fees

>>54993850
So I mean like if you want to trade short term options or 0dte for instance, They will lose value pretty fast if price doesnt move, vs just going long or short in futures and not worrying about theta.

>>54993771
>BOIL holders the last 6 months

>>54993875
>vs just going long or short in futures
Why not just long shares on margin? What is the benefit of the "cash settled" futures contract?

>>54993875
That's a really good way to describe it. It perfectly addresses why I am interested in adding futures to my trading instruments (along w/ better commodities exposure).

>>54993892
>Why not just long shares on margin?
That is not even remotely close to the same.
That anon also forgot to mention the much better tax treatment.

>>54993892
Youre controlling much larger positions with futures vs standard margin account.

>>54993840
>trading on margin
Lol, lmaooo even

>>54993924
Just have good risk management.

>the market was rejected again
This is the big breakdown, red for the next 3 weeks.

>>54993908
The 1256 tax treatment is nice I guess but not a deal breaker for me
>>54993909
So you can blow up faster?

>>54993892
Look sonny it's for people who want up to 20x leverage on indexes or commodities, and a highly liquid product with tight spreads that they can trade almost 24/7. Now if you can't get with the program Jack, then beat it.

>>54993953
Yeah, if youre trading without a stop loss, which is a potential downside for gamblers.

>>54993968
I try to position the risk the same though. On options, I would risk 1-2% of my account on the premium.

On futures, I try to do the same with my SL.

>>54993931
>margin
>risk management
That's an oxymoron

>>54993983
open calc.exe
do simple math
profit

>>54993987
Show me the math where you profit on selling naked on margin?

>>54993983
>That's an oxymoron

>PACW down another 15% today
lol

>>54993998
Okay retard, assume you have 5000 in a futures account and you're trading /MNQ with $2 points. 1% of your account is 50 dollars. You long with a stop loss 25 points away.
THERE'S YOUR FUCKING RISK MANAGEMENT YOU INCOMPETENT NIGGER.

>>54993803
I don't know the first thing about growing mushrooms honestly.

>>54993750
I'm worrying. Tell me.

>>54993714
My cat goes outside under my neighbor's shrubbery.

>>54994045
You boys need some liquidity in the futes market or something and that why you advertising? I'll stick with SPY options until I have $1 billion then I'll toss $1M in a futures account to play with. Until then I don't need to trade es futures at midnight

Anyone else notice how 1 month yields spike outside of normal trading hours?

What do you guys think about Walmart earnings?

>>54994256
I think they must be earning too much. They want $1.20 for carrots, and $1.57 for their shitty wheat bread? No thank you!

A we see ATHs on tech stocks like nvidia soon? Want to know for a friend who needs to set asks.

So, was that the official gold top for the foreseeable future? It ain't piercing the 2070 barrier and now with a strengthened dollar it definitely ain't going up. Inflation hedge? Sure it may be sticky but it is going down so who even wants gold? Nice rocks you got there buddy. I am up 40%, should I sell and move to reliable tech instead?

>>54994156
The futures market doesn't need your liquidity, moron.

>>54994045
>You long with a stop loss
>waaah my stop loss got triggered and the price is back above it
every single time

>>54994309
Normally PMs sympathy dump during the main phase of the crash, then rebound even higher once the government starts printing. It's hard to say how they will fare as part of flight to safety during the bank failures though. That could stave off some of the worst of the dumping.
>read it again
Oh wait, it's a shill post, nevermind.

What is the best buy on the market right now?

>>54994359
small caps

>>54994334
>easter bussy
Fucking kek! That's what I call scoopsies in the spring

>>54994359
Cruise stocks

>>54994354
>once the government starts printing
Yeah, so gold will keep crashing until next year? There is no way FED will print until 2024 at the very earliest. Tech has proven relatively inflation proof so why not, m8?

>>54994388
>Tech has proven relatively inflation proof
Other way around, bucko. It's the most money-absorbant thing on the market, and inflation is still running hot. If we see more bank failures or signs of USG insolvency, that could be another catalyst for PM price growth. I'm not saying go all in, because it *will* dump for a bit, but I'm keeping at least some of my money in physical metals in case things get bad.

>>54991826
>Just because we live in a capitalist dystopia where the basic necessities of life have been seized and you are forced to either get capital or die doesnt mean that not maximizing capital gain (like you financiers) is counter to ones interests.
This is funny to read considering communists claim all the elite wealthy people pushing BLM-Marxist talking points are right wing because they use dollars

>>54994173
That's because the biggest source of short term bill liquidity (money market funds) are GTFO out of 1 month t-bills right now.

>>54994359
WEAT

>>54994427
But then they start holding them again at market open?

What's the point of going for dividend stocks if the yield is barely above what I get from my savings account?

>>54994502
well you can shitpost with the ticker of your divvy stocks

>>54994502
Two reasons:
1.) The dividends may grow, or stocks increase in value for other reasons.
2.) Your savings account yield is considered temporary. There's expectations of potential rate cuts at some point.

More importantly though, dividends are in fact irrelevant.

I miss the anime yields... Guy.

I hope he is alright and making money at the highest end of the curve.

>>54994502
then consider yourself a lucky anon to even have a positive yield from a savings account
(my malding intensifies, fucking $5 a month to keep my savings acc open with $0 interest.)

Is the anon with the scrambled brain from SSRIs here?

I am also hopelessly dependent on the stuff.

>All japanese women got the pozz shot

What does "Baidu" do? I want to invest in it

>>54994571
i just saw him yesterday

>>54994502
there isn't any that's why verizon and stocks like that took a huge hit. No reason to deal with their risky stock over free 4-5% yields.
>>54994526
sure but you could buy 4% bonds too then when rates are cut you get capital gains too

The Nikkei broke 30,000

Be pretty funny if the government runs out of money

>>54991758
>>54991846
There will be no default. Chinese do not run America, kikes do. Default in my unprofessional uneducated guess would hurt the kikes money laundering operation in Ukraine. No default, CBDC after "economic crisis" of '24-2025, expanding war, domestic collapse after another contested (((election))).

>>54994359
Guns & Ammo stocks.

Should I keep holding my GOOG puts?

Riding the natty braps really does something to a nigga

The market is about to crash. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But someday soon.

>>54994820
jUsT tWo MoRe WeEkS

I hope Ichan starts the 27 percent IEP buyback tommorow I am so tired of waiting do it old man fucking do it

>>54994902
Sorry, chump. First the IEP ponzi unravels, then the JEPI ponzi does.

>>54994359
NVDA. If you're gonna go long you gotta go clown but not too clown like buying regional banks

>>54994949
good one pal

>>54994950
He could go a little more clown with NVDL.

>>54994614
not him but my ability to enjoy things has been permanently dampened, and my desire to socialize was castrated

>Nobody baked.
WELL

BYE