/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54989301
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,229.199B, 100P = 22.29199B per
Monday RRP: 2,220.927B, 103P = 21.562B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

It begins.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/16/cramer-calls-wells-fargo-the-best-capitalized-bank-.html

Breaking news: We're about to WAGMI. Gamestop ($GME) to $10,000,000.00 USD tomorrow
sports at 5

Reminder

>>54989352
>my debt is with jpchase
feels bad man

>>54989354
Best and most reliable news source evar, thank you apu froge!

>>54989352
It's over

>>54989398
for them

Why are we all still here? Why haven't we mooned in the last 2 years and counting? How much longer is this going to take. Jesus it's been 2 years for something we thought would happen at anytime during that time. Is this even happening anymore?

>>54989301
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH

>>54989284
>>54989352
Oh boy.

>>54989588
>>54989398
Keep on trying, Gupta. You'll get 'em eventually!

>>54989618
How much longer have you decided to stay deep in the red for?

>>54989698
Only one red here is you, Gupta.

p...please sell

>>54986210
Wait, could this mean the end of the dorito has finally been reached?

>>54989722
This is a good question. What trendlines were being plotted there?

>Diane, I’m currently assigned to a stock - ticker G M E. Profitable last quarter, and this quarter…is looking good too. DRS (that’s directly registered shares) are exploding as fractional, DRIP, heatlamp shenanigans have been exposed; remind me to tell you all about that later. But the thing that most captures my interest are the people holding the stock. They appear to be immune to propaganda, and despite extreme highs and lows, and non-stop attacks from shills, they remain in a state which I think would be best described as “comfy.” Many of them are autistic, Diane, and I suspect that plays a large part in all of this. I told a few of the boys back at headquarters about the situation, and I imagine they might pick up a few shares. I’m planning on going long on it myself, to be honest, though I don’t think there’s much time left to buy before it takes off. Stopped at a donut shop on the way, coffee was $7.99. Inflation is getting rough out there, Diane. Damn good coffee, though…

>>54989618
Of all the three smugposters (goyslop girl, watermelon, and you) you're the dumbest by several hundred miles.

>>54989769
>>54989398
That's a nice opinion, Gupta, but how about you show us your investment before you continue doomposting?

I love coming to GME threads, I always get digits and that lets me know everything is going to be a-ok, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal boys...so. fucking. hard.

>>54989365

NO ESCAPE HEDGEOIDS

Post MOASS I'm going to get my ex gf back.

Sonic the Hedgefund - Gotta Short Fast!

>>54989722
Get Danny Dorito on the phone, stat

>>54989822
checked

I'm ready to make it

Digits then WAGMI. CHECKEM

>>54989793
Dumb and new. NGMI.

>>54989926
Nothing comes for free son, glad to see some around here have the right attitude.

GameStop has always made me think of my favorite video games Sonic the Hedgehog, Hogwarts Legacy and Obama 10 Inu.

NO MOASS NO VOTE!

>>54989953
I can't decide on my favorite. I think Sonic is super kewl but also pikachu. I'm actually kind of annoyed I have to pick, they should honestly just be combined into one.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13jdxf9/logical_challenge_to_heat_lamp_theory/
The absolute state of sentiment control

>>54989985
lmao they're getting raped

>>54989995
It looked like a BBBaggie wrote it.

>>54989985
Imagine still trying to defy the Book Kings. Pathetic, really.

>>54989848
Retard. It ended for a reason. Move onto better things. Post moass you’ll realize what a gift it actually was to shed that dead weight prior.

>>54989985
LMAfuckingO
Unbelievably comped mods trying to wash their hands, lol

>>54989985
imagine reading this shit. i sold my gme for like 290 dollars (bought for 90) and never looked back

RIP Wells Fargo, JPM
kek bankies
kek hedgies

WAGMI NIGGERS

>>54990157
Kek PACWesties.

>>54989848
>>54990103
>Move onto better things
yeah, go be someone else's future dead weight lol

>>54990145
And you're still here? I don't believe you. I bought at $350, $40, $150, $80, and a shitload in the $20 range in the last few months. I will be selling my first share for $5,000,000 in order to pay for lawyers and secure living arrangements. I will sell my second share for whatever GMEfloor.com says, and my thousands of other shares will be negotiated in a board room with my lawyers telling their lawyers that I want israel abolished and the talmud erased from existence.

>>54990198
For real tho. I've already knocked 3 banks off my "kek bankies" watchlist. The people who believe the authorities saying this mess is already fixed are so fucking foolish.

>>54989985
>If you have a boat or worked on yachts, you will know and boat owners/ yachties can confirm
>yachties
so this guy rubs elbows with enough people to know the term "yachties"???
I live around boats and have never heard this term

>>54989985
>hmm, today I will book my property under my name
>NOOO DRY DOCKS WET DOCKS DON'T DO IT AIIIIIIEEEE

>there are 5 GME thread
WAGMI soon

so your all a bunch of rich people braging about it are you proud of yuorselves though?

Friendly reminder

>>54990310
It's not a term I've ever heard to describe people who own yachts and I've been around those people since the 90s. He's making shit up.

>>54990485
>Friendly reminder
go back

Fud niggers tongue my anus, meltdownies suck my balls, I bought more shares and I'm always holding calls.

>>54989848
Why would you do that? I fantasize about banging my ex's again but I don't actually want them back.

Looks like Pulte has just DRS'd. I'm thinking WAGMI tomorrow with a side helping of hedgies on ledges.

>>54990569
I think about my ex from over a decade ago almost daily because: she let me practice anal fuck on her

>>54990569
She was the best sex I've ever had, would swallow all my junk would ride me, orgasmed super easily, loved anal, came like 4 times a session when we did anal. And she was a smoke show. Miss her bros.

Kenny, you're a hedgie so I think you should know: I've DRS'd a lot of shares.

I, uh, I just need a LOT of money.
And I'm not sure you're gonna get away with it this time.
I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

So, if you get back in two weeks, meet me at Brando's Speakeasy, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Bros, I hate working out my triceps. Feels like there's pinching in my elbows these days. What do?

>>54989848
unironically ngmi. and that goes for any of you motivated by coom (looking at you sugar baby anon)

>regional banks still haven't crashed
How the actual fuck did PACW and MCB survive the weekend?

Why is it so hard for the superstupids to just be pure book??? The fuck is going on. If the theory was wrong then it doesnt even matter

>>54990622
Potassium, hit the gym and you're tricep

>>54990650
It's the superstink mods' job to stop them from doing that, like 45ardee was for us before that personality got burned by the heat lamp.

kek

>>54990478
Yes, and i will eat all of the apples and bananas my heart desires

>>54990741
You're not leaving any for me and you think it's alright

Friendly reminder to set shares to plan

>>54988410
>>54988507
Yea every day I'm more and more confident about the "AI guidance" theory. I almost wonder if Citadel even has control over these bank investments or if their AI does it behind their backs. Is there anyway to see the SEO or ad ranking of that page or site for that day to see why a Gamestop ad was delivered to the archiver? Was Gamestop a popular enough of a search term yet to warrant a stock page ad?

>>54990585
If anyone were to record these videos, they would be a part of history

Does anyone know much about gamestop wallet? I have an ethereum based token atm, I got airdropped their new token which is bnb based, but doesn't show in my wallet, it shows up on uniswap but cant do anything as it needs to be on bnb smart chain. I've emailed GSW support with no reply

Remember when you baggies were all smug and confident about the "death blow" splivvy? And you're all still here?

>>54990658
Fuck. I'm cutting calories to shed bodyfat. I'll have to take potassium supplements by the handful to compensate, which means I am deficient. Thanks for the heads-up!

What are the implications of Pulte going absolutely bananas this evening?

>>54991099
My day on a plate:
Bush baked beans can 5 times

>>54990644
Look at Kennoids big 5 holdings.
They're being pumped in this fake and gay market because if they crash, its Joever for shortbros. The markets are in full fake mode because too much decline in valuations will cause liquidations and an insane domino effect. Burry has been quiet. What's there to say when price discovery just isn't happening.
The moralizing thing is, it's expensive. It can't be done forever and its going to fail.
-t. schizo

>>54990966
Digits confirm AI guidance.

>>54991093
>And you're all still here?

>>54989985
This is the best opposition they could muster up to the theory?
Christ, I know nothing about finance and even I could bullshit a better response.
>find some arbitrary financial rules that aren't applicable but use the word "locate" in a way inconsistent with hlt
>harp on about previous "trusted" dd that explains market activity and claim that hlt contradicts this dd
These people have fucking finance degrees and they can't bullshit a better counter argument than "well yachts are put in safe environments when storms are approaching"?

>>54990966
someone needs to get this to the cringe mines. i would, but i refuse to make a plebbit account.

>>54991099
you can buy "lite salt" which has potassium in it and add some to your water. check the ingredients

>>54991121
I've been watching PACW for the last two and a half weeks, the fucking thing came to a hair's breadth to becoming FDIC'd, twice, only to immediately bounce of low resistance levels over literal rumors.

>>54990897
like for the last six months, this shit, they just keep insisting that plan and book are the same and it doesn't matter how their kept. IF IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY WON'T THEY JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT???????? WHY IS IT EVEN A POINT OF CONTENTION? WHAT WOULD HURT THE CHANCES OF MOASS MORE? IF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SOLD AN AVERAGE OF .5 SHARES OR IF EVERY SHARE HELD IN PLAN COULD BE USED FOR BORROWS AND/OR LOCATES????
fuck though i'm glad the redditors seem to be tiring of it. i never thought buying on computershare was a good idea for our purposes. all this hairsplitting nonsense is just giving me a fucking headache. FUCK THESE PEOPLE.

>>54991117
Literal cope

>>54991093
Remember when you were a big stupid fag

>>54991163
That's right, remember to set shares to Plan. The rest should be un-DRSed quickly.

>>54991186
commit rope faggot

>>54991163
>>54991186
Still at it, eh, Gupta? I like your spirit, kid.

>>54991163
>>54991196
Sorry, bro. Friendly fire: >>54991204

I’m going to start running. I’ll be very healthy before Moass starts and possibly dead even

>>54991196
>commit
you mean like your lord and savior Ryan "Fat Fuck" Cohen hasn't done other than at the buffet?
>>54991204
Don't worry, friend. Any moment now, King Cohen will save you and back up your misplaced sense of success.

>>54991204
Get some new anime reaction images you fucking cringelord, you repeat the same 3 every thread, I'm going to start posting them before you just so you can't to accompany your cringe.

I'm currently generating wealth through monetary stocks and I would like to discuss it with my fellow internet nigga

>>54990644
>they're down 15% again today.
THERE GOES MY HERO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY

>>54991145
Gamestop had a small spike in March 2020, but that month is when animal crossing released, which wouldn't warrant a posting on an article about a bank.

>>54991216
i figured bro. desu i've never been more confident that it's going to happen. in fact the behavior of the comped mods on SS confirms my bias more than anything. trying to bring people who still think there was a squeeze 2.23 years ago up to speed on this shit is nigh impossible though. i try to explain it in condensed form while just painfully aware of how absolutely schizo i sound. i try to start with 'you know what happened with ftx and how they say not your keys not your coin in the crypto space?'
it honestly doesn't help that computershare has such a cringe name either.

>>54991257
Hello ser, may i interest you in a wumpa

>>54991270
>internet search wumpa
>its an apple from a video game
my face when

>>54990623
even tummy anon?

>>54991156
>trading based off rumors
Those are algos doing that. I don't know why they're so dominant, they 'analyze' poorly all the time.
Don't forget Evergrande and how long they kept it on life support.

GOV is gonna default.
Spy is crashing.
Borders are facing an invasion crisis like none have ever seen thanks to bidet and his lackeys.
we're going to fucking moon.

Wagmi Apes, we deserve everything coming to us. Remember to help out those that cannot when the riches start flowing in, I know I will.

Why doesn't Ryan Chobani Benchod Cyani send cryptic tweets anymore? Did his solicitors warn him off? There's little to look forward to anymore.

The market can change but it can't in certain ways and that's why my wealth is heavy

>>54990644
jfc are they really going to delay this crash until the fall?

>>54990966
>Is there anyway to see the SEO or ad ranking of that page or site for that day to see why a Gamestop ad was delivered to the archiver?
I could check if the original URL is still live and indexed, but it's mostly a gauge of how long that URL has existed, traffic performance, and what keywords people organically typed into search engines to find that article. I might get ad data if I'm lucky, but I'm doubtful.

>>54991366
It's typical of the banks. Wait until market bank crashing. Then just buy it up and use the extra funds for that

>>54990966
This was when Gamestop was trying to get designated as critical infrastructure or w/e so that they couldn't be shutdown during lockdown. I can easily see this as having been meant for another article.
>>54989301
Is anyone watching after-hours numbers? Ooh baby, someone doesn't want it to budge an inch.

>>54991322
We're ALL gonna make it

>>54991382
Can we use some money to genetically engineer some IRL wumpas? I’m a wumpa extraordinaire .

>>54990650
NOOOOO BUT THE DRY DOCK/WET DOCKS DOE

>>54991466
Checked. Sadly not, all prior attempts have resulted in premature mortality. We're still only able to slow grow organic wumpas via the traditional method.

>>54991428

>>54991595

>>54991253
>I'm going to start posting them before you just so you can't to accompany your cringe.
Extremely based and Duplicate File Exists Herepilled

>>54991322
Checked. I'm going to start a fund for thrice divorced white men who are estranged from their family.

>>54991614
WATAME ON WATAME ACTION 4 MOASS

kek stupiddumb fucking baggoids

>>54991700
Checked and wrong thread >>54990153

>>54990485
never stop posting this. bless this post.

>>54991292
Nah he's ok, he doesn't seem to want to have those tight tummy toting thotties to be his partner or his 'equal' (lol, lmao even)

it's ramping up

>>54991093
We remember the DTCC breaking the law.

>>54991752
Zoom out

The whispers from the astral plane tell me that Moona Soona in Joona (for real this time)

Kek it’s so endgame

>>54991810
>>>54991292
The CEO of Astral Planes told me it's Moona in Mayoona

>>54991831
>two more weeks!
reminder that nothing ever happens

>>54991645
Watamelons have to breed somehow don't make it weird

>>54991843
lmao yeah, i’m so not looking forward to 5/31

>>54991801
it's ramping up

>>54989352
should i withdraw my funds? im panicking right now.

>>54991905
Launchpad engaged, if those bbqtards actually get a buyout the basket would probably implode

>he didn’t buy at 18

It starts on Monday, May 29th. Prepare.

>>54991951
Sweet. My office chair should ship soon and I am going to be relaxing

>>54991945
I missed it by 3 cents

>>54991905
Zoom in

>>54991843

>>54991831

>>54992002
slow upwards crabbing

>>54991945
It'll be 19 next week you can buy in then. The reason it's high now is because it's OPEX week.

https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/options-expiration-calendar

Max Pain is 20 which is where it will finish this week. Then next week they'll short it into the dirt which will end up at around 18.77.

Screen cap this.
Thanks me later

>>54991945
>he didn't buy at $15-17
$15-17chads, sound off

>>54992037
Oh I scooped at 16 on the dot

>>54992025
your mother will die in a horrific automobile accident if it doesn't finish at 20 this week. You did this. It was your fault. You chose to kill your mother.

>>54992025
>>54992099
It's over. Digits confirmed. You have killed your mother.

who gave you this ability anon and most importantly why

>>54991121
For the sake of argument, why not just bring GME's price down with everything else? They've already been steadily walking it down over the last two years. Yeah, yeah the DRS numbers would go parabolic. But they've stopped reporting those.

>>54992037
I did some slurping below $17

>>54992145
i have no idea maybe i was chosen for this simulation

>>54992150
They would if they could. Remember, the squeeze has been “over” for over two years and the share price is 40x higher than it was before the whole thing started
>DRS numbers would go parabolic
How do you think shares get DRS’d? Walk me through the process

>>54991831
>ID: PAYY
I habeeb it.

>>54992168
Same. Feels so good to be up on those shares.

>>54992025
>>54992099
>>54992111
Kek has spoken.
Anon ngmi
Wagmi except anon and todd

>>54992168
I have literally bought at every price. My cost average is [CURRENT GME PRICE]

>>54992189
I'd say most people buy on a brokerage and move them to CS, and the rest buy directly through CS (who also uses a brokerage) and in each case, most of those buys are routed off exchange and don't impact the price at all. Like the other anon said, our upward movement is probably due to opex, it only matters when (((they))) are buying. I'm just saying I haven't believed the everything collapses and we moon because margin calls theory for awhile. I've seen enough they can keep propping up this gay market for as long as it takes because it is literally in everyone's best interests but ours.

>>54992257
>My cost average is [CURRENT GME PRICE]
Very based.

I'm actually a stark anti drs conspiracy theorist so I make Fiudelity commit crime to keep price down

My conspiracy theory is how to make losers cry

>>54992319
not hard just fuck their wife
though you will need to be hard for that

my conspiracy theory is that WAGMI unironically in two weeks

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Increasingly Unhinged Predditor Mods can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54989985
I haven't seen this much heat against a DD theory since DRS first started to gain traction. All I need for confirmation.

>>54992346
No it's going to be this week so I can pee on the Citadel building in Chicago.

>>54992369
>I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies
Wtf? You're a fag

>>54992370
have you been able to munch some deep dish?

>>54991848
>don't make it weird
too late
>>54989807
>Watamelons have to breed somehow
hnnng

>>54989807
KEK

>>54992414
That's on tomorrow's agenda.

All this watermelon shit seems incredibly contrived. I don’t like it

>>54992482
Sell you shares.

>>54992450
nice. can one also eat deep dish from the comfort of their own metagate?

Calling all frens, status report.

>>54990622
try dead hangs to fix shoulder/hip alignment, 3 minutes a day

>>54992482
>t.Eh Gupta

>>54992505
Hi, it’s me fren. I’ve been trying to hang out forever

Why did we pump baggiebros?

>>54992568
The fulcrum has reached its pivot.

>>54992482
I love it mainly for how impossible it would be to explain any of the pictures to the uninitiated. Where do you start?

>>54992099
>>54992111
that shit is vacuum sealed

>>54992568
bergolading liguididy :DDD

>>54992679
I would realistically start here

>>54992750
reddy to sgueeze

>>54992369
She looks like she'd do an awful lot for just a little taste of meth.

>>54992679
Watch this webm

>>54992679
>>54992812
And once you're done ponder how to explain THIS one

Baggots have absolutely no money left for volume
Hedgefunds and corporations are posting the highest profits in history
The fed and treasury stopped all future bank failures. No market or economic crash happened
The debt limit fud worked and stupid fuck retail sold
Icahn and Burry posted massive losses

Kek gigantic financial fucking failure retards
No cope, hype, or volume left

Low volume = wagmi
Big dicks for GME
Fuck Niggers

After MOASS I am investing into Activision Blizzard and completely shutting the company down. FUCK YOU

>>54992971
And yet your still here after all this time

>>54992827

>>54990163
Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>54989822
Checked.

>>54992971
kek, say it with your chest you fucking pussy

>>54992482
>He doesn't know

waiting for moass

>>54992982
GME defies the laws of fluid dymanics

>>54993067
>>54993014

I'm here. But the other bagholders are leaving quickly. Member when 200k were online? You can't even hold 15k anymore. Ahahahahahahahahaha

Do the math on how many shares the average baggot needs to lock the float.
Ahahahahahahahahaha

Reminder to thank cohen for your losses

>>54993148
The true schizo believers migrated to DRSyourGME, as they oppose censorship.
Your post is just cope and an appeal to popularity.

>15k people
>88 dollars pre-split
thanks for playing faggot

>>54993148
There's 30 GME subs anon....

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>54993250
>15k people

There are 10's of thousands of us...

>>54993148
you’re so bottom tier its embarrassing lmayo, truly weak af :/

Frens, Shills, LGBBBYQ baggies, today we have something amazing. On a 2% gain day, we have 66.25% Short Volume. Funko pops will be real, and everyone will be getting a lot of head.

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/

>>54993361
that's pretty cool, guess I should order my funko pop now

>>54993361
Means literally fuck all

What is that smell

>>54993260
>>54993235

And low how low their active user counts are. Kek gigantic financial failures.

Fucking idiots

>>54993412
I took a shit (on the toilet)

>>54993412
fear
>>54993361
Bring it on. I'm ready to move into a better place and quit this wage cage slave fest. Speaking of which I have to wake up in 7 hours. yay.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13jjgpg/some_peer_review_on_heat_lamp/
this trooner is at it again, and the DDslaves aren't having any of it
>Just take a stand. Are you saying Book is unnecessary and Plan is good enough? What is the motivation behind trying to point out HLT is not 100% provable? What is it you want to see happen?
>Have mods peer reviewed other dd in the past?
and my favorite
>The effort put in to discrediting it is in my opinion inordinate.

>>54993429
2 weeks until gamestop bankruptcy.

>>54993444
checked & you are the man

>>54993451
(((Peer Review))) was created by Jews to suppress research they didn't like. It reduces scholarly journals to high school peer pressure and drama.

>>54993412
Money

>>54993148
>A place for theoretical discussions
No wonder they were banning Heat Lamp.... It's not theoretical.

fuckin send that shit... LFGOOO.

>>54993451
>I just want to talk about it.
Lie. They jannied all discussion around it.

>>54993514
A lack of NFTs

Bros we're not going to default, are we? Two more years of hodling I guess. Is there anything more than long term capital gains?

it's happening.

>>54993633
kek you are fuggin regarded LMAO

>>54993644
So -5% tomorrow? Gotta crush those weeklies.

>>54993672
OK, so they push it through quicker to print more money

>>54993700
holy shit you really are regarded

>verification not required

>>54993644
Checked. I should have bought more.

>>54993513
private peer review is one of the worst things to happen to academia. all papers should be immediately published with no review and available for public and peer discussion - this way the peer review process occurs in real time and in public view. private peer review suppresses speculative research and keeps 'insignificant results' (i.e. anything with p<0.05) from being published. this is horrible, as insignificant results are still significant for being insignificant (if you still do not understand this point then you maybe did not read very deeply into the research papers published around covid).
>t. former academanon

>>54993644
150 million for loaning a share?! wonder how much you get for holding...

>>54993818
Where do you see that?

>>54993818
They have 150m in calls Anon.

>>54994001
We're hodling with 10's of thousands of these retards....

>>54994017
Kek. Well it could be worse. Only a fraction of holders are truly WAGMI. Everyone will MI. But not everyone will rise to the top.

>>54993644
So who's the chump they passed all their shortbags off onto?

>>54993672
They kept saying June 1st repeatedly, but aren't they running out of money before June at this pace?

Pensions and mutual funds at least partly. OTCC clearing rules with forced buying. Lol absolutely fucking ridiculous. Barely anyone knows though.

>>54993700
It's looking more likely by the day. McCarthy put forward that the only way the GOP is approving a new budget is if medicare, medicaid, snap, VA benefits, and social security get slashed which isn't going to happen largely because it'd be political fodder to then point at it and go "DEM DAMN DEMTARDS TOOK UR GRANDMAS DIABEETUS PILLS AND GAMBLIN MONEY!". A new deal for the budget requires both parties agreeing on it, which is extremely unlikely at this point, and will probably end with the default happening and then the 14th ammendment getting invoked because of it which will then lead to even more shit happening as the republicans have already stated they will "burn shit down" if the 14th gets invoked.

In the middle of all that faggotry, moass.

>>54993785
Preaching to the choir. Growing up seeing how my dad and other academics spent so much of their time dealing with journals and grant chasing and peer review and "service obligations" instead of just teaching and research killed my desire to go into that model. Post MOASS if we get >$100k per share I'm thinking of founding a college that only takes physical gold for tuition payments (no federal strings!) and places no restrictions whatsoever on research other than "don't use highly enriched fissile material or do gain of function viral engineering". The one process requirement would be that they publish all their work as open access. It's not like they get paid by the journals or per citation anyway.

>>54994062
There's just no way they'll allow a default. This always happens, it goes to the 11th hour, they sign it anyway

>>54994050
It looks like they’ll be lucky to survive the week at this point.

wagmi road trip this summer, who’s in

>>54994193
im goin alone, you can come if you want
fuck the whores, they dont get to talk to me

>>54993412
I think we all know...

did someone say road trip? i’m in

lol whores aren't candy
but road trips be dandy

>>54994249
TeACh Me H0W TO DriVEe!~

kek as if you are the only whore that knows how to drive to a client's house

>>54994254
oh wait she bought plane tickets
nvm googling is hard amirite or amirite
HA HA

Is two more weeks over??? We're going full Q mode.

>>54994062
Imagine thinking the states will ever default.
They are alreadya sitting, drinking champagne with their feet up, only pausing to put on a big show for the plebs on TV. They will somehow, magically come to a deal right before the fake deadline and life will go on as if nothing ever happened.

>>54994281
two weeks resignation
KEK
nobody here is negotiating.

I’m literally holding GME because it’s my best chance to get pussy. No amount of FUD can override my animalistic desire to get laid. Don’t care about the DD, don’t care about the media, don’t care what anyone here says. GME is going to the fucking moon and until I’m rich enough to get laid I won’t sell. Cope and seethe whoever in general

>>54994281
>going full Q mode
>implying the MOASS hasn't already been a schizophrenic fantasy the whole time

>>54994215
Gary was the original Chad.

>>54994281
way head of you, quit my job with no notice

>>54994299
>to get pussy
kek
wait till you find out how much maintenance goes on for that shit
you'll start wanting those engineered cat waifus eventually

>>54994308
still is

>>54994308
hey! long time no see

>>54994325
you’re the best <3

>verification not required

>>54993451
lmao this trannynigger and all other trannymods defending their (((peer review))) in this thread confirm WAGMI

>>54992505
Doing stuff, getting ready for bed.

>>54992505
ready for moass tomorrow

You did good today, anons.

GME sisters got some inquiries for yall,

I got mail from my bank and they said "they can no longer continue our banking relationship"

my account will be closed by June 1st

this is the account associated with my computershare account, will I be able to associate another bank with my computershare or will I get rugpulled and completely F'd over


Im gonna be calling computershare tmr just wondering if you guys know how it works

>>54994390
You can associate another account by providing your ACH and routing numbers.

>>54994390
>>54994403
If that stuff doesn't work, they mail you a check.

>>54994390
Which bank was it, honey?

i have a feeling something good is about to happen

>>54994426
you say that everytime
there ain't no motivation to be found from whores
better just wanna make a difference on your own
fuckin sluts aint worth your time as much as satan's programming tells you pussy is worth it
kek they are whores dude
what did you think you'd get

>>54994390
Just change the bank on the account, total non-problem.

>>54994390
What fucking bank just decides they don't want your business anymore? Are they going under? Is it a Mormon bank and you have a business selling porn? Do they dislike you buying guns?
A bank just telling you "lolnothanks" would worry me way more than changing bank info on CS.

>>54994281
kek what a dumbass, I will literally suck every dick in this thread if he has any info that will lead to the execution of a hedgie

>>54994426
I have that same feeling.

>>54994426
>>54994482
Nothing ever good happens. These last two and a half years have been absolute hell

>>54994488

>>54994473
You will never get anywhere near my dick faggot. https://youtu.be/_9-Nn2qZxbw

>>54994488

>>54994524
>It's just like my hecking superhero moverino

Truly the food analogy of copium

>>54989301
Whens our turn frens

>>54994435
>>54994459
>>54994403
>>54994414
twas RBC Bank, the US division of the Royal Bank of Canada, I used their cross border bank service and opened an account solely for the purpose of computershare buying before I cancelled the plan, DRS from Canada takes 6-8 weeks, I will need to open another account to associate with my computershares because my canadian account isn't equipped with the proper routing number shit I tried, I could of gotten it closed because I haven't used it for a while since shutting my plan account, It could be due to my outspoken criticism of banks online or it could be GME itself, they don't want to see me ball, who knows though, I'm gonna figure it out, if I miss the squeeze eh big deal, poetic justice I guess, been here since Jan 21 talking my shit and trying to teach people about the play, I hope the financial system can stop being a blatant and flagrant fraud nonetheless.

>>54994520
>calls me gay
>posts anime
kek

>>54994574
Did you call their customer service at all? Seems semi-complicated for non-US customers so I don't really know how to deal with it, I would still be surprised if they couldn't change your bank account on file.

>>54994596
>1PBTID
>(me)

Gonna be a red day tomorrow

>>54994701
Nothin new
WAGMI

>>54994701
its actually gonna be green, check em

>>54994784
crap

>>54994701
Every day is red until it hits a million

>>54994784
>>54994791
>I'm up yoy id

Kek, the same cannot be said of GameStop

>>54994596
Yes that's what happened. I noticed you didn't refute anything, so thanks for summing up my post I guess?

>>54994822
What’s there to refute? I’m not gonna suck unwilling dick, faggot

Kek fucking idiots
Chairman writing kids books and watching sports instead of saving your extremely red averages

The class action lawsuit will be amazing

Reminder you're closer to zero than to your squeeze price in January of 2021

Almost 900 days of being red stupid fucks

>>54994574
Open a Wise account and use their provided evolve bank and trust detail. That’s what most EU apes have done

>>54995229
>Wise
Pretty good so far for most non-US hodlers. I'm kind of worried once it goes down WIse wouldn't be able to handle MOASS money though. Is there any other cross-border banking solution?

>>54995284
I'm just opting to receive a check. fuck banks, they'll confiscate everything.

I'm betting my entire life on moass because I truly believe it's the only way I'll ever be able to get what I want out of life. wagmi

>>54995312
FLORIDA PANTHERS! LETS FUCKING GO!

Oh hello, dear hodler! I didnt see you standing there. I was just watching hockey game. By the way, do you consider yourself Republican or Democrat? Or you don't give a fig?

>>54989301
Low volume again in PM. More slow crab up today I bet.

Guys! Show Mom love. There’s nothing more special than a GameStop gift card for Mother’s Day! Next year we are planning to release nft gift cards! Brick by Brick! GMERICA!

-Stacey, can you tell me when the game will start?
-Hockey?
-Yes
-It's already started
-Oh shit. I have to end the meeting.

-Thank you all for coming. We have the best shareholders in the world! That will be all for today. No further guidance. Bye!

You already know this lazy fuck doesn't do anything. FAT FUCK JEW

There is no grand plan, there are no smart plays that RC wants to hide for now, and there is nothing being done. Absolutely zero efforts. RYAN COHEN IS A FUCKING HYPE MACHINE. I will give him that. He's still going strong, but people are starting to wake up. Most GME hodlers are not AMC niggers, although we have stupid anime lovers also.

There will be a day when hodlers will ask RC "What the fuck are you even doing, chairman? Do you know what's happening?? Are you fucking aware of the current situation??!!"

NOT VOTING UNTIL MOASS!

Take days to go up to 22 bet they drop it instantly to 18 when they need ti

Gotta admit, stating to doubt RC Benchod Ryan Chobani has a game plan.
A great idea to say "you want see us out there telegraphing our moves".
I don't think they have any moves.
NFT market place: nil
Teddy: nil
GMErica: nil
It's literally joever

>>54995444
checked and correct

>mP0RTK8n
Fuck off bvttfag

>>54989354
This is Frog with the latest weather forecasts.
Looks like weather is happening.
This was Frog with the latest weather forecasts.

>>54995457
by Occam's razor, RC was always a dumbfuck, we thought he was so great in his stupid jokes, we thought he was just fucking around, but in reality, he was just stupid from the very beginning

>>54993736
>I should have bought more.
me too me fren, me too...
Oh we still sub $30? Nice, I'm going to buy more!

all his poops, balloons, sex jokes, girls with his face, tweets with one word. I'm so fucking tired of his stupidity. Why we don't have a fucking grown up man as a chairman. FUCKKKK!!!!!

>>54995513
Modern dystopia requers modern dystopians

>>54995500
SLURP LIKE YOU NEVER SLUPRED BEFORE YOU ALL TALK MORONS!!! YOU ALL WERE SAYING "NICE DISCOUNT" WHEN THE PRICE WAS 180. YOU SAID IT WILL NEVER GO BELOW 140!!! SLURP!!!! SLURPPPPPP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54995529
>YOU ALL WERE SAYING "NICE DISCOUNT" WHEN THE PRICE WAS 180
this is still true. Whats you point?

>>54995457

>>54995535
>Whats you point?
me point that you fuck you.
Slurp nigger, you will get your discount today as well

>>54993785
Why don't scientists just skip publishing to journals and just publish the findings themselves, and set up a patreon.
If their findings are interesting then they will get a following, like during the enlightenment era.

>>54995556
>me point that you fuck you.
you seem you stooopid
>discount today as well
and more tomorrow. Everything sub 1'000'000 is discount. Didn't you follow this threads?

>>54995622
>>54995622
>>54995622
Threaded.

>tUHiJR/G
>54995513
>Why we don't have a fucking grown up man
Start with yourself and your bitching and moaning spam every thread

>>54992482
It's a shills tactic to drown out these threads in nonsense.