/biz/ - Business & Finance

The debt ceiling crisis is not a nothingburguer, the republican party should be outlawed

YOU PUSH IT

Rip the bong.

TARGET earnings BMO. I'm pretty sure if this shit beats estimates, Walmart will beat those too.

The VIX has become a parody of itself

>>54988899
I sold at the top, we are not the same.

debt ceiling fud is priced in, we're at the top dont buy

Kill all biz jannies and mods

>>54988922
we've been crabbing for 9 months, it seems accurate

NVDA cratering. This proves AI is useless.

Careful bros don't talk about politics the jannoid might ban you

>>54988955
better to ruin the credit score than giving stupid people money

>>54988911
>>54988935
>>54988955
Debt ceiling FUD can be kicked out to late July. I trust this dude's autism: https://johncomiskey.substack.com/p/projecting-the-x-date-and-the-tga

TMF/TLT bros live to fight another day.

>>54988940
Any SPX options that do not expire between 23 and 37 days hence should be banned effective immediately

>another day of nvidia and apple propping nasdaq up

BUY THE DIP!!! SHORT THE BANKS!!!!

>>54988979
why? b/c you can't into gamma and smile?

>OIL

>>54988975
Joe Biden just needs to pay his fair share of taxes on the billions and billions of dollars sitting in his chinese bank account and we would have enough money to operate the government.

Thinking about buying 200 shares of Disney, down 10% in a week... Talk me into or out of this move /smg/

Guys stop posting tay tay lewds. I have to go to work soon and wasn't planning on fapping before hand

>>54989008
Is it between 70 and 80?

>>54989008
I slurp

This is not a DRILL WARNING THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! A CONCLUSION AND AGREEMENT OF THE DEBT CEILING HAS BEEN RESOLVED!!

>>54989016
I figured out the TGA mystery. Biden and Yellen are acting like this is a game of Tropico and shuffling funds to their offshore account (in Beijing).

This is also why everyone here should long BABA.

Are there any value plays left?

I put $5000 into VZ today, feels safe enough but everything else seems vastly overbought IMO - or maybe im not greedy enough?

What happens to SOXL if NVDA finally dumps back to sub $150?

This is about the most Nvidia gets used to make with CUDA
>>>/b/899364934
Not saying I don't like loli cunny as much as the next guy but this isn't that world changing frens
Uoh

>>54989028
Yes but XLE and SU / Canadian oil stocks are making lows

>>54989035
>BIDEN HAS DECIDED TO RETURN TO THE U.S. ON SUNDAY, IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THE COMPLETION OF THE G7, "TO ENSURE CONGRESS TAKES ACTION BY THE DEADLINE TO AVERT DEFAULT - SOURCE FAMILIAR WITH THE PLANS CITED BY NBC REPORTER ON TWITTER.

You mean people were hyperventilating over nothing and assumed politicians were automatons? Quelle surprise.

Having fun yet nigger?

>>54989048
SIGA, but you gotta head to Chicago and put on some leather to make it work.

>>54988991
I mean I think apple just eroded a ton of bank business with apple pay and 5% interest gamifying banking for plebs

>>54989035
Why is the flag upside down

>>54989059
>kicking the can down the road #155

>>54989059
He’s doing it for optics faggot, Jim Brandon knows the media will cover for him but if he was seen overseas it would be more difficult to blame repthuglicans for wanting to harm our democracy

That hilarious 1m candle on schd

>>54989052
Then we ask one of those AI art nerds to generate a pic of Lum, but flat. Because SOXL can never go down.

>>54989087
does apple actually hold the money though or is it just in underlying banks like Robinhood does?

>>54989019
the little mermaid

>>54989055
There's a guy on /tv/ that spams this shit and one of the images looks 100% real

>>54989109
>It's also on SPY

>>54988993
The volatility smirk in place since 1987 changed after the 2020 meltdown to skew further left thanks to 0 day call gamblers and a slew of products competing with SPX options that didn't exist before. I can play the game fine and I will laugh when vol is sold into the ground and a spike comes that will make volmageddon look like the smooth surface of an atomically spherical neutron star. The liquidations will be glorious

it's over... for the bears.... we are crashing up!!!!!!!

man they really do wait for the goys to exit before making big moves... to the faggot that caused the big red dildo at 15:50, why wouldn't you print my puts? sure i scalped enough sandwich cash for the day but cmon man, why won't you let a nigga feast for once?

bullish close

>>54989167
>Can't get directions right
No wonder you Chinks can't drive.

UVIX bros we're all gonna make it

>>54989157
so you were the guy buying August VIX 60.00 Calls today? nice.

>>54989130
I was thinking about it but Walmart and some other big retailers are reporting this week and after homo depot I’m thinking Disney could go below $90 if the others miss/give bad guidance.

>>54989112
Don't you ever post my wife ever again, you freak

>peak investing around 1920 was to ignore numbers and only care about what (((they))) are doing
>one of the most prosperous of times
uhh based?

>>54989186
Oh, that's far from the worst thing that's about to happen to her and her precious ETF.

>>54989180
Here comes the BULL RUN!!!!!! stay poor bears!!!

AHAHHAHAa

Here comes the BULL!!!! bears are all going to be dead... we going to all time highs!

>>54989135
>/tv/
Well of course

WHO SHIDDED??

who's ready for the debt crisis to send us into the greater depression? if you guys knew what was about to happen you would be short to.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

It's joever

>>54989203
Why is there some weird yogurt liquid all over her? Don't tell me you put her through some kind of torture, you sick bastard

>>54989231
bad, i hope my gookfu sold a bunch of those over priced skin care products and shit. i'm losing my ass over here.

>>54989236
I sold

ding ding ding ding

>>54989231
Didn't check, I probably lost money

>>54989239
that's not yogurt, that's called white pee.

>>54989236
I can't believe I made that meme within 1 hour of the top tick. Bloody hell.

>>54989231
>-0.69%

Look at the TGA.

Janet yellen is so rich!

You bought calls right anon?

>>54989231
-0.4%

>>54989260
You would you pee on her, bro? You are really weird. My wife does not appreciate such disgusting behavior

>>54989231
-0.94%

>>54989231
Good, I wash my hands of this market.

>>54989283
Oh nyo...

>>54989231
-0.33%, I'm beta-weighted -0.8 SPX so I'm just waiting for the crash

>>54989125
its a mix. goldman handles the savings, and someone else handles the transactions

able bodies people with no dependents, what did mccarthy just say? that's all i heard. these niggers are just niggers, red teem faggots, blue teem faggots, all just faggots

>>54989290
its white pee, it's different than normal pee and only happens when you have sex retard.

Lmao yeah the debt ceiling isn’t going to get raised. We’re going down to the wire to see which faggot politican blinks 1st

Unrelated somewhat, but does someone have the Lain bobo pics of market going up and down on the screen? Thanks.

>>54989321
i wanna see what happens when they cancel the social security payments, i mean my grand parents are already dead, so fuc

>>54989157
me 2 bruddah
me 2

>>54989300
How can you be negative beta and still be down today?

>>54989355
because I have an oversize position in bitfarms (good afternoon i hate bitfarms (BITF)).

>>54989374
Ya... Can bitfuck go to ... $4-$6? That would make me happy

>>54989231
I'm fine, I swear. I'm doing ok.

>>54989320
>only happens when you have sex
Hmmmm, tell me more, bro. I need to find out more about this to satisfy my wife Lum

XELA spiking AH
also watching COYA tomorrow for data release tonight at 7:30

>>54989383
I don't know why the everloving fuck I didn't just sell at 2x when it was at 9$. I will forever regret it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT LAST CANDLE
ITS OVER FOR MÜMÜ

>>54989231
I bought the bottom, but then it went lower, so at least I lowered my cost basis in SPXL down to $104.12.
-$3,981.76 (-1.97%) today's change

>KEYS earnings beat expectations by 9%
Yes, my 150-155 call spread is going to print.

Very organic after hours.

>>54989374
BITF

lol
lmao

That makes my SU position look smart

>>54989231
I overwatered one of my plants.

Anyone know if TGT reports shoplifting as a separate line item or nah?

>>54989413
check the VWAP on close and you will understand
t. after hours call option profiteer

>>54989418
Krugman, you monster, that basil didn't deserve it.

BOTH PARTIES MUST COME TOGETHER... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

today was probably the most fake and gay session ytd

>>54989436
Aloe vera.

>none of us want to lose our stock portfolios

Sorry janny but these are made by NVDA AI tech this is on topic for /smg/

>>54989418
my gookfu literally hijacked my garden this year and its completely filled with bug food. i hope she knows what she's doing.

>>54989474
why do they have penis bulges?

>>54989474
>eShad

>>54989487
What kinda freaky Asian plants is she growing? They always bring invasive species problems. Not even trying to be racist (seriously).

>>54989503
>Not even trying to be racist

Uoh

>>54989488
Have sex

>>54989512
It's just this once!

>>54989512
When you're ready you won't have to try either.

At least it's easy to get crypto exposure through ETFs here in Canada now that Binance is pulling out, tax free too.

>>54989523
nofap day 30 unironically... you better lower your tone when speaking to me vaxxxie. lusting for the flesh is for niggers. are you a nigger?

>>54989542
the real winners are the 3 Asian kids earning 1.1% "mgmt fees" for billions of dollars sitting in some account somewhere

>>54989549
hit 14 days and have to restart. well done anon.

>>54989549
>he unironically thinks no fap is going to help him have sex

>>54989503
i saw some cucumbers, and zuccini, then there were herbs like dill, basil and parsley. I think i saw peppers, fucking all kinds of weird ass bug food.

>>54989231
-8%

>>54989549
>Lusting for flesh is for niggers
Lmaooo this nigger doesn't want to pass on his offspring. Lmaooooo

>>54989573
Hey sounds like you can make some kosher pickles!

>>54989573
before you know it there will be a stray cat colony behind the salon and you will be self sustainable in the food category.

>>54989549

>>54989597
oh those are good, we should make some of those

Did we just witness the generational top in Tech?

>>54989564
i failed at 14 days on at least 5 separate occasions, keep trying, you learn something new each time
>>54989569
i had sex with SPY 20 times today, the market is my lady
>>54989581
sex is for making babies, cooming to jewish owned interracial porn is for goofballs. although i have at least 7 nuts saved up for your wife/daughter/granddaughter at any moments notice... cope

>>54989549
Congrats on the eventual prostate cancer.

>>54989603
she doesn't eat shrimp, i really wanted to try shrimp farming in my bath tub

>>54989604
is that in public like an arcade game? kek

>>54989331
Found it. You guys are fags. Posting both versions I found, original Lain bobo.

>>54989621
>the market is my lady
Yes and that's why she fucks you hard with her feminine penis

>>54989231
-0.46%
thanks crab

>>54989639
And the bull version which kinda doesn't make that much sense except in being an opposing picture but whatever. My day is now all great instead of partially great.

>>54989625
>Congrats on the eventual prostate cancer
the rabbis teach their people different, but then they teach what you just said to midwit "doctors".... i am not my flesh anyways

lol imagine being that guy

what happened at 3:30pm EST? the market tanked from there

>>54989645
you don't give your woman an irish kiss every now and then when she needs it? NGMI

>>54989667
I bought

>>54989231
>-0.18%

>>54989667
Congressfags fagged it up again.

>>54989667
>he doesn't know

>>54989231
Pretty good day. +2% on portfolio and +$500 from my spreads that I dumped on the last high of the day before the dump. Pretty good day.

>>54989653
You realize watching porn and fapping can be mutually exclusive right.

>>54989703
cope

>>54989654
reminds me of the blockbuster CEO who refused to buyout netflix

Futa butt , made by NVDA of course!

Western Alliance bank pumping double digits in after hours on no news. Tell me again on how this entire market isn't a literal scam

>>54989231
Sold my puts, up 168% this month.
I usually dont go for the big plays but this one was obvious.
Now im unsure of the future so im back to making almost nothing selling OTM puts
If shit does crash and i get assigned ill be happy, if we crab forever ill be happy
Just dont moon ok?

>>54989713
Many such cases

>>54989729
anon, this is gay porn

>>54989709
The only person I see coping is you with a dash of projection. You aren't going to gain superpowers by sitting in your basement stewing over not masturbating. /pol/ has come up with a lot of retarded pseudoscience bullshit over the years, but nofap is the most hilarious of all.

>>54989667
The tanking was priced in lel

>>54989713
apparently it gets even better

>>54989745
Yeah real futa has a vag

>>54989746
You seem overly perturbed that anon chooses not to sit around and jerk his dick all day

>>54989474
>>54989745
That too

>>54989742
I remember when there was some 60 mins host that scoffed at Bezos and Amazon being as big as Sears one day.

>Wanted to long KEYS
>Didn't have the balls to do it
>KEYS poompa
>Wanted to short DOCS
>Didn't have the balls to do it
>DOCS doompa
I'm unironically starting to believe that I might have testosterone-related problems.

>>54989671
Getting fucked in the ass by woman penis is considered Irish kiss these days?

So now that amc isnt going out of business immediately, and the ape-amc conversion still passed
Why shouldnt I load up on ape?

>>54989745
But it's made by Nvidia!

>>54989791
There are no chicks with dicks only dudes with boobs

>>54988911
>We should be allowed to spend more than what we steal from other people via "taxes"
Has nothing to do with republicans. People shouldn't even be talking about this because they're going to end up raising and printing more regardless

>>54989791
women don't have penises, that's a fucking psy-op, you're being brain washed by the fucking zog machine to accept shit that is not even fucking true.

@54989803
fuck off with this shit

>>54988911
>its one side of the kosher sandwich
Wew

>>54989791
Listen, if you have a dick and it has a dick, it's gay. Sorry, that's the rules.

What happened to the JXN shill?
I'm thinking of buying it post market crash. Have the fundamentals changed at all?

what video poker game is the best one? so many to choose from
>jacks or better
>double bonus
>double double bonus

>>54989857
Like cockwork

>>54989857
When was the last time that faggot made a right call

>>54989871
>>>/tg/

>>54989887
NVDA

>>54989898
hes just right about NVDA because he gets hooked on literally every bubble

>>54989830
Excuse me don't talk about my loli wives that way
>so ass mad he @ me

>>54989897
that's all DD LARPers

>>54989915
And card games :P

>>54989855
Weren't their earnings from some interest rate hedging magic? That has since reversed?

>>54989231
0%

>>54989917
I doubt any of those neckbeards play casino card games

>>54989959
>those neckbeards
You mean you, poker may as well be yugioh

NVDA is going to dump on earnings no matter what isn't it

>>54989986
I like playing for money

>>54989991
Weren't they supposed to dump at earnings the last two times?
>"Yeah, yeah, we're doing pretty shit, but muh AI. Can you believe it? It's AI, A fucking I.", stock pumps

GFAI. AI is in the name and that's all I care about.

>>54989991
>2021 highs within striking range
yeah what could go wrong

Does anyone have a link to AMD's guidance for the remaining 2023 quarters?

TGA bros.......

Small cap bros not like this

>>54990069
How the FUCK does Tim Apple get away with it?

>>54990077
there are billions of npc's who all want a woke fruit product or two.

>>54990077
>Shaves off 90% of his salary and puts money to R&D to make CPUs better than Intel's
>It works
Mad man

>>54990002
>implying they dont

SOMEONE CHECK ON THE REIT BROS
ARE THEY OKAY

>>54990097
desu I loved muh iPod.

>>54990102
>intel
What a fuckin joke of a company. Just take em out back and give em the zyklon b.

>>54989991
https://twitter.com/nwdbbnr/status/1655348554918133761

Nigvida getting brutally rejected that hard means it's over isn't it
Last week was the same, kept getting rejected

>>54990149
rejection is something only losers ever get to experience. i've never felt that feel.
>t. blue eyes haver

This is how that rising wedge turned out
>Muh AI
That meme stopped working today

Futures hasn't moved a single tick in 17 minutes. It's over isn't it?

>>54990178
>That fuckin DENIED wick
Damn.

>>54990176
Baggot I reject you

I went ALL in ($32,000) in TQQQ

Should have bought it when it was half the price it was at the start of the year FFS, but im gonna make it now

Did I buy the top on big tech today or can they still go up some more considering they are up so much already this year

>>54989763
>$500 to $1.6 million in 11 years
challenge accepted

>>54990203
>top signal
for real though, anon, I tell you this as a fren, you need to sell that shit. The market is going down soon and you will be very sad. Cap this

>>54990214
AHAHAHA
We're gonna need the bog meme back

>go to pay phone bill in store with debit card

>some nigger is holding the line up to argue with an employee that doesnt have change for a hundred dollar bill

I would gun down every cash user in the world. These chimps that cant get bank accounts should be shot

>>54990187
Because there is no future

Does it make sense to lump sum into my roth ira to get access to the divys as early as possible?

>>54990178
Everyone knew the YO 2022 would be a major resistance. This is just a healthy pullback before we smash through tomorrow

>>54990239
Sure, sure.

>>54990025
>girlfriend AI

>>54990187
>>54990214
>>54990223
>>54990225
Never forget

>>54989060
I just made a 20 dollar profit thanks due to the crab
Tomorrow I will make more.

FUCK CARVANA

>>54990266
The ticker is a trap. Just like when you assholes got me with BBW thinking it was Torrid.

>>54990280
I made $13 today after gambling $100 a week ago
What's your strategy?

>>54990223
Bears say this literally every time we're about to break out. I remember reading similar things in 2020.

>>54990266
It's actually gluten free

>>54990302
I'm not saying this is THE top, only that every single shred of evidence is pointing at this being very close to a local top. TQQQ is a triple leveraged long ETF and could easily get cut in half in a matter of days. Better to get in at a better price than take a haircut like that, risk puking, and sell the bottom of the dump

>>54990302
Please go all in tech with as much leverage as you can.

>>54989857
When Jim's big shot pals need exit liquidity they give jim a call

>>54990097
unironically like the new MacBook pros. first apple product since the OG iPod.

>>54990062
>Yellen can't even afford a single share of Lindt

>>54989774
This guy gets it

>>54990288
Are you the one who was making all those carvana threads last week about how it was the next GME squizzle squozzle, kek

>TAP

>>54990397
Coores bros... are we gay?

>>54990397
>STZ

>>54990291
I have a few stocks that I keep my eye on. I know they're going to pump especially when the market crashes so I'm basically just playing it safe. Had I actually bought the dip and sold the top I could've made 100 dollars. But I'm basically retarded and anxious. Which is a good thing because it means I'm at least not losing money.

Well dammit. There go my EVGO shares up in smoke.IMG_B54F9E46A83D-1.jpeg So much for the ever loving GODDAM EV MEME. FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Keep shorting nvda it's going to work out super well near term, like you won't lose any money at all.

I shorted NDX today. What am I in for?

>>54989019
I'm looking at Disney, Verizon and Paramount. Basically I'm gonna buy the bottom of all the boomer stocks coke anon sold at a 40% loss. I don't think they have bottomed yet though

>second day of the week
>PACW is still alive

>>54990483
Okay I'll try that on the next pump. Thanks for the financial advice

>>54990502
comfy gains

Another work day is done. Uh I went in and sat at my desk and did nothing the whole 4hrs then left. Honestly my stress level on a daily basis is uh low as hell. Which you know helps keep your blood pressure low to. Got the official notification about my pay hike. I'll get it on July 28's paycheck.

>>54989734
What are you placing your CSPs on anon? I might join in.

>>54990511
Kek actually I'm gonna re-buy paramount june 15. Did the selling for mostly tax reasons anyway. The divvy cut didn't exactly inspire me to hold either. So get a tax break and if things keep like they are come june I'll get a rock bottom price as a bonus.

These are the only chart patterns that actually exist.

Is this a head and shoulders pattern?

>>54990632
>buy low sell high
revolutionary
I'm going to be rich

>>54990639
>was

>>54990502
Same thing that happened to people who shorted NDX in May 2020

I can't wait for the smorgasbord of pink wojaks when NVDA comes crashing down starting tomorrow

>>54990232
>debit card
retard alert!!!

>>54989231
Good. I went back to bed and slept til now. 4pm. Evidently i was tired. Anyway +1.8%.

oil bros, yahoo finance keeps trying to sell me cock cages on my work computer.

>>54989488
puffy vulva

>>54989474
MODS

>>54990753
It can't be stopped. AI has taken a liking to cunny and it always gets what it wants...

>>54990632
Don't look at the s&p since last August.

There is a certain janitor that swoops in Thursday aftermarket and bans everything of substance through Sunday here. How can we get them to go long instead of short so more actual humans can post intraday the rest of the week?
>futures
/es +0.13%

>>54990776
Have AI take over the janny jobs. It won't have feelings nor does AI need to dilate so it would just stick to the facts. You can post whatever you want as long as you include a ticker at the end of your post.

>Oh Mumu doesn't know
>So don't tell Mumu
>Mumu doesn't know
>Mumu doesn't know
>So don't tell Mumu
>'Cause Mumu doesn't know oh

>>54990768
Looks like a giant green candle.

>>54990801
>When they try to tell you NVDA is a hot stock

Musks hair plugs on CNBC for the full hour

>>54990834
Eat a steak chick.
>futures

>>54990806
Looks like a giant rising wedge to me. Who all seen the wedge say yeah

ASMB stock ladies!

>>54990856
It will break to the upside and you won't believe your eyes.

>>54990880
at this point this has to be some kind of running gag

>ASMB stock ladies poster is still around
What's his end game?

Musk has the shit eating grin of a snake oil salesmen
t. Fellow snake oil salesmen (call options)

>>54990887
I fuckin hope so.

t. longtard betting the congressniggers will do something

>>54989231
+0.03%
Went better than expected

bros is it time to short VIX yet?

>>54990738
I normally use my credit card with 5% cash back (discover) but id forgotten it

RETARD

>>54990894
I have to assume asmb stock ladies anon is shorting asmb. the other way doesn't make any sense. It's been on a steady falling slope since 2020.

>>54990232
You just know that was a fake hundred dollar bill

>>54988914
Lmao I just read AMD Q1 results. Dude I am SO glad I doubled down on my semi shorts.
>consumer OEM segment down 65%
>Datacenter strong but declining as companies cut cost
>gaming is the strongest segment. Buoyed by the consumer
Yet the consumer is the last bagholder, you're betting on gaymers having money after unemployment kicks off in earnest?
>embedded was also stronger of the 4
Yet all PMIs are pointing towards 6 ' o clock. Once car sales collapse it will be over.
AMD even had the gall to say Q1 was the bottom, you're buying a stock where the company even is delusional. Granted I'll buy back into semis massively when we bottom

>chinas official policy is that Taiwan should be integrated
>You Jews should take that seriously
Ok Elon I liked that he said that

>>54990934
It's always just a tit4tat thing. Gotta agree whether to cut benefits to seniors or veterans, or both first then pass a new ceiling that shouldn't even exist. Without infinite fiat there is no infinite growth therefore there should be no ceiling at all, but big number scary so may as well argue about it.

>>54990995
What an apt photo because I'm 100% MIC.

I hate Summer

>SBLK beat on earnings

>>54991017
White boy summer confirmed

4chan could save a lot of money on janitor salaries with AI. I would like to buy some 4chan stock.

>>54991017
Gotta sell and go away didn't you know it's may?

>>54989512
>kudzu
>lantern flies
>those spooky japanese spiders
>a bunch of chinese plants

This Elon interview is damage control
>Get back to work goyim, no more work from home
>I want a normal human as president
>Le heckin Taiwan conflict
>China is important to economy
>Look how hard I work
>6 hours of sleep
>The election wasnt rigged
This guy's posts glow

>>54991132
It's all as fake as his hairline

>futures

David Faber totally baiting Elon calling him a conspiracy theorist lol

"why share your opinion?"

>>54991132
>I hate George Soros
>I'm not antisemite
>I'm pro semite
>Why share your opinion?
The fuck kind of nigger bullshit am I watching... Jews... Niggers and Jews.... Just a bunch of niggerloving Jews. Jewing around town.

>>54989090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmg3rskH6Ik

im getting $14 dollars in dividends thanks to my 14 shares of target. Congratulate me smg!

OHHHH MY GOD THIS INTERVIEW IS TOO GOOD I DON'T WANT IT TO ENDDD

TSLA to 100 tmrw

>>54988899
India will be a super power by 2030. Invest accordingly.

>>54991157
Faber talks the same way the Rothschild representative I just fired from managing my portfolio. You niggers are just niggers. Faggots even. Cunts. Smelly ones. Elon too. Fucking nigger lover

Kek 189k 60c on VIX on 8/16 expiration. Niggers if you're not buying puts right now, you need to close ALL positions and get that 3M T bill ASAP

>>54991214
>Kek 189k 60c on VIX on 8/16 expiration
>Thinking vol will spike
Depends on who bought them...

>>54991190
Does this country not know what utensils are?

>>54991190
I am vomit

Niggers I am the biological AI. Ask them who the king of Zion is. It's me niggers. Always has been

Fuck I should have DCA'd into VOO today. I didn't realize S&P was down... I was too focused on TQQQ

>>54991214
Kek you should have seen the june oi in January

>>54991132
I trust him as much as I trust Trump

>>54991241
Welcome back, Weihan.

Where is the baker so I can flood the new thread with my thoughts and conversation

>>54991307
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>>54991298
Converse on this:
FUCK CARVANA

>>54991184
Have you considered Ford at <$11.50 bro, you get 5% in divvies and it's been pretty stable recently between $11-13

>>54991274
why would you DCA in now? so many things are nearing ATHs
literally wait the shit and piss to have its haircut and then buy in

>>54989418
My wife planted like 12 San Marzano plants for some reason and we're about to be overrun. Definitely going long on tomatoes this year boys

>>54990776
There's a wristband missing I wonder what it said?

>>54992599
What else am I supposed to do?
Savings account?

>>54993296
MMFs have been the go to while the market figures out what it's doing and the yields are fucked

>>54993314
Damn I'm too lazy to open another account somewhere... one of my savings account is getting 4.15% though so I can just dump in there. But... I already have $100k in savings accounts

>>54990934
Kek,
>Treasuries are a great way to diversify your investment portfolio and reduce its risk since U.S. Treasuries are backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S.

Now, as it stands they are HIGH risk, which is why YIELD is up. If the debt ceiling issue is resolved, will EQUITIES PUMP because YIELDS drop or will EQUITIES DUMP because TREASURIES are SAFE again even though YIELD is less attractive?

>>54988899
Friendly reminder the debt ceiling has been raised 78 times already.

Does anybody here have somewhat reliable data (news or whatever) since when the debt ceiling drama this year started?

DAX actual fuckin shitcoin, lmao