/biz/ - Business & Finance

YOU PUSH IT

>>54983702
Is that headline real?lol
Was that the CNBC of their time? Because I use their smugness to gauge the market and doesn't fail by much

>>54983702
1pbtid

Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. I do not feel there will be soon if ever a 50 or 60 point break from present levels, such as (bears) have predicted. I expect to see the stock market a good deal higher within a few months.

>>54983722
its real and its even worse than you can imagine see quote from one of those retards

My NW increased by 2.12% in 2023Q2. Looks like I will beat inflation

>>54983745
>Fisher was perhaps the first celebrity economist, but his reputation during his lifetime was irreparably harmed by his public statement, just nine days before the Wall Street Crash of 1929
daily reminder to never trust (((them)))

>>54983778
what shitcoin is that? $DONUT?

>>54983778
hmmm we're ~5x the real high of 1929

I ate 3 potatoes for breakfast. I'm ready for anything.

>>54983807
ONLY 100 years for an 5x! wow!

>>54983807
peak to trough took about 1000 days with a loss of 89% in value.
Looks like I know roughly where to buy my puts now. The only question is when.

>>54983826
or 97 years for a 36 bagger

Holy crap metals are getting absolutely crapped on, even gold... what is even happening? Dollar is down :(
Once again proves that one should always invest contrary to what normie news are recommending. Normos started recommending gold last week and since then it's been getting shr3kt

>>54983702
>A HECKING MARKET CRASH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
IMAGINE DOOMPOSTING FOR 3 YEARS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND WILL NEVER MAKE IT

>>54983895
demand destruction
destruction of manufacturing both domestic and international - record monthly drop NY manufacturing yesterday (only other drop bigger was covid)
market is sniffing it out, first with oil, then with Dr. Copper
Dr. Copper says take your medicine, market
>94% bond market IV

>>54983895
>] [Auto] 2 new posts
Copper was recommended last year March April right before the crash. Even that gay ass world copper organisation talked about copper 5$, kek

>>54983903
if you can't see the writing on the wall just keep on buying bro.
I don't know how obvious the market needs to trade.
abysmal volume, bigger index concentration on megacaps than 2000s bust, volatility dogshit for literally over 6 months (except the bank crisis hickup), economic data getting worse, 5%+ inflation with higher for longer rates, banking stress, credit crunch coming, debt talk fears and basically a "risk free" money market fund to pump money into instead of equity risk.

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE

>>54983934
WE GOT A MICHEAL BURRY OVER HERE, WHO WATCHED MARGIN CALL

>>54983918
Of course I get the demand "destruction" meme but according to the official data, production indices are cca 50. Sure, some states or countries are getting fugged but copper is still being utilized to a high degree.
I still find it strange that my copper stocks are going well and the same goes for my gold stocks. It's like they either know that this is just pure FUD or have already priced it in to some degree.
Oh well, gonna have to wait for Powell to defeat the inflation and set the economy straight :)

>>54983947
I've never seen Margin Call.

>>54983958
Have you seen china industrial output? Was reported 10 hours ago.

>>54983934
sounds to me like
BUY
THE
DIPPARINO

>>54983987
Literally do not trust that statistic at all. China is so full of crap. But yeah I guess that's what the market is reacting to since China carries copper on its broad back and if China goes to hell, metals will soon follow

>>54984033
So you think they report worse or better? The report is worse than estimated.

>futures

>>54984033
All government stats are full of crap, the difference is average Joe doesn't know how to read CCP's fake data and only has experience interpreting the fake data from the Fed

Sigh, sometimes life is just so easy. Got up, left the house at 7:15. Hit up Hardee's for my breakfast, voted, back home by 7:45. Now I'm just kicking back till I go into the office at 12:30. (Leave work at 4:30 to go home.

what are some long plays for the upcoming restesting of SPY/380 triggered by the US default shenaningans?

>>54984045
I think they are deliberately reporting worse numbers to create some FUD and instability in the market. But then again that could be said about literally any commodity and essentially anything in the market so I can't really blame the CCP

I can't wait to see the retail sale surging because of eastern buying

TRKA

>>54984087
>US household debt rises by $148 billion in the first quarter of 2023, to a total of $17.05 trillion.
I can imagine its better because consoomer just can't stop slurping. until they blow up

ALERT ALERT, NATGAS BREACHED 2,5!

>>54984115
boil bros...

>futures

>>54984051
right, like how CPI never gives social security people any real raises, or how we beat jobs 13 months straight kek

Retail sales bros aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

>>54984087
well not that good. it's over.

>>54983934
mf you been sayin this for the last 16 months WHENS THE FUCKING DROP MOTHERFUCKER

wtf is this market, even retail sales doesn't matter anymore.

Kill all blacks and heebs and appl dies immediatly

>U.S. central bankers on Monday signaled they see interest rates staying high and, if anything, going higher, given sticky inflation - a stark contrast with the market's view that the Federal Reserve will be cutting rates well before 2023 is over.
>U.S. central bankers on Monday signaled they see interest rates staying high and, if anything, going higher, given sticky inflation - a stark contrast with the market's view that the Federal Reserve will be cutting rates well before 2023 is over.
>U.S. central bankers on Monday signaled they see interest rates staying high and, if anything, going higher, given sticky inflation - a stark contrast with the market's view that the Federal Reserve will be cutting rates well before 2023 is over.

I received $1.75 in dividends today
When do I become a millionaire?

>>54984157
today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>>54984168
the government and what it does is all that matters

>>54984059
you sound depressed boomer bro

>>54984181
>fed interest will be in the 6% range before the end of the year

>>54984156
Peoples' spending habits haven't really changed, have they? Absolutely beautiful

>>54984182
Gonna be a while.

>>54984181
They hated Bobo because he told them the truth

Buying HBI, it's not like people are just going to stop wearing underwear, right?

>day 73 of holding SQQQ
I will be vindicated in the end anons. Pray for me

>>54983947
Speaking of Burry I can't believe he ended up buying regional banks before/during their blow up

>reminder that this week is third option expiry of the month
>reminder that this is a huge trillions on the line expiry
there are a lot of 410, 415, 420 calls that all need to expire worthless
there are too many 400 puts to expire ITM
405 is our target

>>54984224
>day 93 of holding SOXS

>>54984181
Was it really time to move on, though? I've been driving the same Miata for about seven (7) years now and I have no intention of getting rid of it ever.

>>54984212
it's fucking insane, honestly. shit's like 2x-3x more expensive across the board than it was a few years ago and people just shrug and keep consooming.

>>54984240
>drives a miata
have you told your parents you're gay yet?

>futes

Home Depot

>>54984248
Don't be hatin.

>>54984245
>samantha is finding out things are more expensive to buy stuff and her regular job isn't keeping up with her spending
>opens up an OF for some extra cash

>greg is finding it hard to buy more stuff and his regular job isnt paying for it
>makes a streaming channel to get some extra pocket change to buy stuff and simp for that new egirl samantha that just made an OF account not too long ago

many cases like this and why the economy is still so stubborn. no other time in history did we have outlets like this to make money with little effort

>>54984248
Dude seriously stop it's fine leave him alone. He can drive whatever he wants too

>>54984245
>it's fucking insane, honestly. shit's like 2x-3x more expensive across the board than it was a few years ago and people just shrug and keep consooming.
https://youtu.be/KiZSG2vDMIo?t=16
although just a Chris Rock bit, this is true, and what is happening
rather than take any downgrade in lifestyle people are putting it all on the credit card (as they cannot get a loan now as the banks have tightened credit, while credit card companies have not)
it is why we are seeing credit just hit $1 trillion yesterday
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/15/credit-card-debt-is-at-a-record-high-how-to-pay-down-your-balance.html
>Typically, balances fall in the beginning of the year as borrowers start paying down debt after the peak holiday shopping season. “This is the first time in 20 years we are not seeing a decrease”
>Credit card balances are up almost 20% from a year ago
> the average credit card rate is now more than 20% on average, an all-time high.
But anon, Chris Rock is just a comedian, what does he know?
Reminder:
>Over 80 percent of purchases and purchase influence are made by women
>Women make up more than half of the U.S. population, and control or influence 85% of consumer spending ·
>Women drive 70-80% of all consumer purchasing decisions
Women cannot go backwards in lifestyle.

>>54984248
Some miserable asswipe you must be.

>>54983702
>Canadian inflation numbers dropped

>>54984248
Miatas are based and super fun to drive wym??

>>54984282
>Over 80 percent of purchases and purchase influence are made by women
>Women make up more than half of the U.S. population, and control or influence 85% of consumer spending ·
>Women drive 70-80% of all consumer purchasing decisions
Women cannot go backwards in lifestyle.'

And take a guess as to how a good majority of these women are able to make extra money like this in this day an age with very little effort over the internet

>>54984303
>>54984276
you're an idiot.
you're the same retard who keeps trying to push this narrative in /smg/ over and over
>zomg!! only fans is propping up the economy!!!
>zomg~!! twitch is propping up the economy!!!
you're a fucking retard. they are so small, so insignificant, contribute so little.
you're a retarded zoomer. lurk moar.

>>54984308
It's not propping the economy though. It's make the problems worse

WHOA BLACK BETTY

Sell me your bags /smg/. Just like fintwitter. Sell it like you are running a paid trade group.

>>54984312
>>54984308
>>54984303
None of you are funny Nice bait

>>54984282
DDDOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

>>54984282
T. Fat retard

>>54984314
Go back frog faggot zoomer trash
Btw, the desperation is showing twitter is dead, it's now a Facebook

>>54984245
That's because people are stubborn and spoiled. Once you get accustomed to living a certain way, a normie will not go back. There is a reason people nowadays either work longer hours or get an extra job. Once you get used to being a consumer, it is tough to break that habit... especially when so many things we consume are "cyclical". People renew their licences every month, skin-care products every month, phones every year, and so on and on. Don't even get me started on clothes and especially shoes. People will never budge on those. Clothes and shoes of good quality will be bought at any price, even if a depression were to descend upon us.
That's how it is. First you raise prices by 200% --> angering people, then slash by 50% --> appeasing people, and you come out as a winner with 100% higher profits. This shit is literally too easy for companies. This is why inflation has always and always will be extremely bullish.

>>54984328
If you're that upset over Twitter and social media that's frankly embarrassing. Grown man complaining about social media

Vodafone stocks are taking a dump right now. Worth a buy?

>>54984238
>Day 245 of SOXL holding

>>54984338
Idk up to u

Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

>>54984338
you don't want a catch a falling knife on the day they report shit earnings
at least do the 3 day rule.
mumus are seriously retarded pulling the buy trigger that fast every. fucking. time.

Does anyone else's penis tingle before a big dump?

>>54984338
>>54984347
Hey so I looked at he 90 day 5 minute candles yeah I'm not too sure it's really just a matter of where we open and how the stock moves per se

>>54984357

Down here I basically already let him know but thanks
>>54984362

Chances we'll get another bank wobble this week?

>>54984297
corvettes are based and super fun to drive, miatas are japanese pieces of shit and should only be driven by those things with the vaginas in them

>>54984248
I said Miata, not rollerblades, lol.

>>54984382
Tech wobble this week or in 2 weeks

EARLY OPENING!
DING DING DING DING

NIGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS.

SPY DOWN 1000 POINTS

>>54984382
PacWest seems to be following the First Republic and Silicon Valley Bank trend. A bit of a pump for before their intial death. They've already lost too much business to survive. However, I won't start worrying till larger and more stable regional banks like Zion, Huntington, and Fifth Thirds start doomping again.

How the fuck is US industrial production +0,5 after this dogshitass survey yesterday with -30 instead of -3? How fuckin stupid is all the data?

predict today's market open anons

>>54984469
We're in a recession, that's no longer in doubt.

>>54984476
red open, red close.

Smg 15 minutes before open... wtf is going on? Did everyone go bust playing calls and puts? This crab market is destroying the motivation of buyers.

Option sellers need to be culled next.

Why are we crashing on no news?

>>54984476
It's already looking like it's going to get bloody, possibly more bloody than usual, hopefully today we kill Mr Snibs and go to 4020.

>>54984486
retard janny banning loads of posters for no reason is why its slowe than usual

>>54984479
you may think we're in a recession, but lucky for us the metrics the white house uses to determine a recession indicate everything is fucking fine and dandy

>>54984415

>>54984486
The crab has been brutal. This shit has been flatter Elliot Page

>>54984491
it's better than that. we're dumping on good news

>>54984500
Baggot I know you like to shitpost but if you're bobo like the rest of us why do you keep posting about buying calls

>>54984497
I have been banned 3 times In the last 30 days and none of it was porn related.. just off topic bans because SMG is super serious business.

>>54984533
to trick the newfags into losing their shekels.

it is one of those mornings

I still buy SCHD every week.

Bull day

>futures

What are the downsides to the BIL etf?

>>54984503
Delete this now! Stop enabling coomers

RUMbros this thing taking a poopy dump today or is the AH/premarket action it?

>>54984503
HEY POOP COMES FROM THERE

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UVXY looks like a steal at $3.40. I'm afraid it's time to slurp

>>54984595
>9:30:01

>>54984575
and my put lost value overnight even with the gap down? the fuck?

Uh, HD sisters?

can you email something from gmail to a FAX number? it's a direct deposit form for a job

>>54984595
>1 second too late
its over

>>54984595
Late. Check this out. Don't make fun of me for phone posting, I'm feeding me 4 month old son.

>>54984625
Don't think so but there are free efax services you can sign up for

>>54984631
>I'm feeding me 4 month old son.
Noice

>>54984621
Buying options before earnings releases is a very expensive endeavor due to expected volatility spike. Oftentimes, a stock will need to move 10% or more to counteract the crash in value from decreased volatility.

>>54984572
What are the upsides? It hasn't moved in years. Does it have big dividends? Why not just use JEPI?

RUM options are rigged, just like all low liquidity options chains. Can a nigga get $5? shieeeeet i was right on the strike

Kek debt talks are still "blah blah blah" - nowhere close to any deal. McCarthy says any deal must happen by this weekend so that congress will have time to vote before June 1. So yeah as of now things aren't looking to good. Biden's gonna be gone later this week to.

>>54984638
My*

Do you have a son yet? We should all be having kids. His first sentence will be, "roundhouse crabs to the face."

>>54984635
thanks

>>54984655
even though its now ATM/ITM a bit with 4 more days to go... can a nigga get $5 please? shieeeeeeet

EU, especially DAX acting like a shitcoin again. Gonna wait 2 hours, probably gonna pump again.

>>54984669
i miss when mine were that little. enjoy it while it lasts. they get big way too quickly.

It's OVER for the economy. NATGAS is on the RISE again

>>54984683
I am enjoying it other than him waking up 2-3 times a night. 4 months old and still starving at night....

Give a newish dad some put prospects

You bought calls right anon?

>>54984696
Arnt liberal cities and states banning natty gas stoves?

>>54984681
>54984681
My god.. it's dropping further. I actually hate DAX. These fake pumps in the morning are insane.

>retail numbers come in shittier than ever
fucking stupid amazon of the amazon goes up anyway

I want off Mr. Crabs wild ride.

SOXL sisters, when are you cashing out?

Markets are healing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blN3Ar2WJJ4

>>54984668
Isn’t Jim Brandon going overseas some where? That faggot is counting on the media making republicans the evil people who want to default our democracy... I feel like we really could default since the clowns in the district of criminals are playing chicken over the default and the markets will sell off hard

>>54984700
it just feels like my kids toddler stage went by in a flash...me and their mom split up when my youngest was still in diapers and it wasn't good times for a while...

from a financial standpoint, fuck work. kids come first. there will always be jobs to work, but your kids will only be little once. take the trip, go to the baseball game, etc.

LABU +10% yesterday, -10% today is extremely Jewish price action. Been doing it for a month just tard pump and dumps on leveraged scams lmao

QQQ retard strength is the only thing holding up this crab. Why do they keep slurping every single dip on QQQs when they could have bought it cheaper any time in the last 12 months or the next 12... It's like this really desperate fake and gay larp to try to continue the retard pump

YEAHH BABY SCHWAB JUST GAVE ME 50 CENTS FOR HOLDING CASH

Honestly buying has to slow down until 2025 I mean theres no fucking way we dont cool off. The folks in my state cant keep paying $20 per meal. Impossible.

>>54984718
Quit trading forex anon, you’re trying to jew the jews with their original pump and dump crypto schemes they’ve been running for centuries

>>54984479
We've been in a recession since the coronahoax lockdowns.

And just like
T H A T
H
A
T

>>54984696
I sold my BOIL yesterday. Hoping it pulls back one more time before it moons heading into summer. I might have played myself.

>>54984623
uh, LOWesbros...? why dont we have any titktok whores in our stores???

shill me dogshit low sub 1$ stocks that you hold bags for.

I must lose more money.

>>54984779
because they're all on the snap chat

>>54984668
we're going to hit the ceiling sooner than expected because the government always lies about money, causing a decent dump and then some crabbing. before june is over they will have raised the ceiling and we'll pump back to where we were before

Bank Failures are bullish.
Debt Ceiling is Fake.
Bear sentiment is not real.

Bull Market is real.
Why didn't you buy calls anon?

>>54984781
The mutant salmon stock (AQB?) has to be trading for pennies by now.

Thanks for shorting support (again) bobo.

>>54984803
>>54984781
Don't buy, I can fucking smell the reverse split looming. This entire industry is YEARS early right now.

t. AQB shill

Why are we dumping out of nowhere?

XLU is tanking, very bullish for the overall economy
recession canceled
sorry bobros but fuck your couch

most jewish market of all time

Who are buying it's the computers. AI is smarter than humans. they pricing everything in. Debt Ceiling is already priced in baby! Everything is bullish because AI said so. Don't think for yourself. you will never be a real computer ANON.

Just BUY! and ride this bull into the next ALL TIME HIGH BAY BABY!

>>54984779
Lowes is so much better than Home Depot. I fucking hate home depot and you can hardly ever get anyone to help you and it takes like 2 hours for them to get someone to get something off the 3rd level for you. Home Depot’s in store customer service is trash, the people at Lowe’s will drop whatever it is they’re doing to help you.

>>54984792
Banks actually failing are barely news. Regional banks collapsing is bullish. Don't try and understand it.

>>54984752
>DAX
>Forex
Are you retarded?

Hope you enjoyed that little scam wick mumu

MULN $1.19/ a share with a high of $403 and news
theyre rolling out new EVs soon and with $15.8 million that they're investing

SHITCOIN PRICE ACTION

NO NEWS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>54984828
you just like that they put all the signs in spanish so you can find what you're looking for without needing to ask for help

What am I missing? What is the reason for putting in a 13 point dump in the span of 10 minutes?

I made $0.68 buying the Friday exp RUM 9.50 put when underlying was at $10.00 yesterday and currently at $9.33. why bother?

>>54984834
Read it as DXY, forgot about the the useless German market

RUT breaking down

anyone buying SWAG or MICS?

>>54984842
lol they just had a 1-for-25 reverse split and as soon they hit above $1 for 10 days it's started tanking again

BUY THE DIP HORRRRRRDDDDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54984240
he's getting rid of the woman, read it again

>>54984889
this is not a buy the dip kind of market, this is a sell everything, take a large short position, and watch everybody lose their jobs kind of market.

Yeah I'm thinking all in TSLA

>>54984842
oh my god that price dropping, is there even a point in buying when it keeps dropping like that? How could a car company fuck up like that, at least with Ford you get a dividend

Anon Buy the dip! we at are the cusps of the great next bull market. Remember 2021? Now imaging 2021 + 1999 + 1925. All bull markets of all bull markets combined. we get the biggest greatest bull market of all time.

>>54984886
theyre not just going to let their company go under
they will invest money in it
it started at $200 goes up to a high of $400 now it is down to $1.19
that means they only tried to boost the price up once. they will do that again

>>54984910
Sure....but he did just appoint a wef zogbot as ceo of TWTR

I love getting dividends bros.

>>54984631
>83 tabs open
Anon you're a psychopath.

>>54984821
retail sales are down. recesion is coming

You just know

>>54984939
I hope we hold those Republicans in the house of representatives responsible for this fine mess they've got us in.

>>54984859
China numbers came out today and their "reopening" was a total failure and missed all targets by analysts. Not that anyone cares ARKK will just buy 100 million shares of AI stocks and zoomers only know how to yolo calls on 200 p/e tech stocks

>>54984934
Yes

>>54984889
Wait, HODOR OR HODL? WHAT IS IT?

>>54984939
Retail sales and retail traders do not drive the markets. Recession is bullish because that means FED will come in with their big QE BAZOOKAA and blast NVDA to 1000.

Just shut up and buy this market. It's that simple ANON> BUY THE FUCKING THE MARKET! And get inside the bull!

>>54984939
I bought a new vaccum cleaner on friday though...

>>54984934
I have so many, it only shows " :D "

>>54984739
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>54984572
literally none
>>54984660
BIL has been straight up since interest rates started rising. YOu need to look at the total return chart, anon

SUGAR IS PUMPING AGAIN, AAAAAAAAH I WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD ME MONSTER ANYMORE

>>54984977
my condolences

>>54984570
>holy shit when it's your time it's your time

People keep saying retail is still buying in steady numbers... What they do not say is people still putting the same amount on credit and buying less. Also what Chris Rock said about 50% of the retail demographic.

>BITCHES BE SHPPIN!
BITCHES BE SHPPIN!
>BITCHES BE SHPPIN!
BITCHES BE SHPPIN!
>BITCHES BE SHPPIN!
BITCHES BE SHPPIN!

check out COYA

>>54984491
The adults are back in charge now.

>>54984952
>missed all targets by analysts

AMD is FINALLY at $100 again, oh my god it's taken forever

and again RIP intel lol

I BOUGHT THE FUCKIN TOP AGAIN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wow I guess I should just always short because that's all you jews want to do. Everything is bad all the time no matter what

Don't be afraid of this selling. The AI Gods will buy it back up so we can crab up wards into infinity and beyond. and if you don't buy you will not make it anon.

>>54984965
yup. you are just a number to your job. if you were to drop dead tomorrow they would have your position posted by the end of the week.

>>54985003
Based

Geedorah has arrived, you guys could take five
By the time it’s over, NO SNAKES ALIVE
Take the dive, I’m telling you, you’re better off
Then up against the flow THAT MAKE HER TAKE HER SWEATER OFF
From the setoff, when it came to scripts, he could hardly brag
IT'S THE RESULT OF CONCENTRATION AND LOLLYGAG
I said, “Yeah right.” He pulled a mic out a snotty rag
Was sealed up air-tight, and wrapped up in a body bag
Get an advance and catch chance writer’s block
After spending the first and last penny, my own worst enemy
Tell me if I’m OD and usual flow
And made deals with these cats who keep sending dough, so
The Three-Headed set it, never get busted
HE'S A MAN OF HIS WORD WHOSE NOT TO BE TRUSTED
Beats encrypted, multi-faceted, encrusted
Sweaty palm, keep mic rusted


*Sort of mellow type of fellow
Who sometimes spaz on wife like Othello
Hell no. He won’t use words like Illuminati
Or Gotti or shotty, he might use karate

banks fail
>big banks get paid to absorb smaller banks
earnings are bad
>doesn't matter because of AI hype and multiples expansion
consumer stops spending
>companies layoff staff and their stock pumps
bond yields keep rising
>doesn't matter because the government will bail out the big companies and give them free money
mortgage rates rise about 7%
>doesn't matter because Americans are willing to bury themselves in debt
wages aren't keeping up with inflation
>doesn't matter because Americans just get extra credit cards so they can buy a new iPhone every year

Is there any bearish argument left?

>>54984739
Fuck work from the day he was born. Stay at home daddy reporting for dookie

>>54984964
Based. What's in those tabs?

>>54985046
shit I wish. I'd do it in a heartbeat. I love being home with my kids, cooking, etc.

>>54985043
Why do you think its ok to spread malinformation?

>>54985069
That dynamic has an incredibly high failure rate.

>>54985069
you know you sound like a woman

>>54985070
>Why do you think its ok to spread malinformation?
"it doesn't matter" is the current narrative for everything: earnings, mortgages, yields etc... I guess some day it will matter but right now the stock market is very complacent

>>54985067
>sOxs

>>54985089
what do you mean?

>>54985002
thx just lost $100k

shorted QQQ with 40x leverage what am I in for?

>>54985021
We’ll dump to between 395-405, but it’s all bullshit. Watch Biden and McCarthy come out after the meeting today saying how little progress they’ve made. The market will dump and everyone will be in a panic. Once a deal is reached we’ll pump back up to 415 until FOMC. It’s all a game for the market makers and we’re just along for the ride

>>54985126
i said check it out like watch it.

>>54985132
generational wealth

>>54985133
im sick of this shit. we need to impeach that mother fucker for his corruption and take back are cuntry. funneling tax payer money that was supposed to go to the hohols into his own pocket, taking money from the ccp so they can send their spy balloons over are cuntry. letting all the illegals so they can take beds from are vetrans. if he had a R next to his name he'd be in jail by now.

>>54985069
It's depressing at times desu. I liked being a goy laborer and talking to coworkers and customers.

I coincidently had a mental break down right before he was born. Now I receive 100% ptsd disability from my service in Iraq.

Paid and stay at home dad? Thought it was the dream but it gets very boring and the lack of adult interaction is tough. I had no respect for stay at home moms before but now I definitely have it. It's not hard work it's just a tad bit depressing. Love my boy and my wife though and nothing has no struggle.

Pol and biz replace some of that manly wit banter I've been missing. Who doesn't miss calling their friends faggots and being called a shit bag? Biz and stocks give me some entertainment but I play with very small bags compared to when I was working.

Also, miss sexual chemistry with female coworkers. Would never cheat but you definitely get a testosterone and energy boost from knowing they want the D

WE RIDIN SPINNERS WE RIDIN SPINNERS
THEY DONT STOP
*repeat 1000x

>>54985102
those inversed roles lead to the demise of the relationship to a much higher (than normal) level.

>>54985102
He means he's a golem that performs all thoughts and interactions based on programming.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

what the fuck is AMDs problem

Why is the QQQ still floating?

VIX1D bros is it time to buy puts expiring EOD? 1D vol looks a little low right now. Are """they""" mocking us?

>>54985189
I'm usually a loner so it works for me.
>Also, miss sexual chemistry with female coworkers. Would never cheat but you definitely get a testosterone and energy boost from knowing they want the D
This.

>>54985220
eww... what's tech problem?

QBTS
MRAM

>>54985232
basically never going down. I hate semis and other tech megacaps so god damn much

>>54985220
High PE companies with poor growth and weak earnings are the new safe trades because of theoretical AI tools that will make them grow again in 2028. PEPE token as the safe trade will be the end game clown market trade

>>54984929
A wise man once said they are your frens.

>>54985220
Probably trying to hit a pe ratio of 500

>>54985232
In the biggest bubble the market has ever seen.

>>54985056
Everything. Stock charts, youtube (for whatever reason my googlestore got deleted while I was asleep!! The app doesn't work anymore), second hand clothing, I hope you can sell the data

>>54985132
Probably just watching QQQ pump every day on all bad news even if sp500/dow are red because muh AI is the future scam and as soon as you capitulate it black swans

>>54985221
GOOG

It’s not good that FAGMAN is holding up all the indexes since that’s where everyone has crowded into, once money starts flowing out we could easily see +10% decline... That’s how fake and gay the markets are

Another wick mum?

Sell in May and go aw-ACK!

>>54985189
Based VA disability dependapottomous. I only got 90% but no complaints.

Banking

>>54984978
So how much does each share of BIL give you every year? Because JEPI is around $6 per year per share

that nasd-ack looks toppy as fuck. but how far can the long nose tribe push it? will (((they))) find another batch of stop losses on the way to trigger for more retard pumps? can they find enough exit liquidity?

>>54985326
Probably gonna go for nvidia at 300 next if I had to guess. Maybe aapl at 200? MSFT at 350? As long as we're in peak clown anything is possible

>>54983722
>Is that headline real?lol
No, but everyone here would nonetheless get a few keks from browsing The Onion's historical archive: https://www.theonion.com/october-22-1929-1819587430

The jokes were written before the paper got infested with w*men. Once again reminding us that the best play right now is to short SHE.

>>54984750
Are you being sarcastic? What state?

>>54985315
I've been holding about a week. The difference between BIL and JEPI is that BIL never goes down. JEPI is just a fancy active managed covered call ETF. It's a really good one but it's not really comparable to BIL. BIL is an alternative to cash when the market is undergoing extreme uncertainty. JEPI is when you're bullish but not too bullish since covered calls by definition are moderately bearish. In short the difference is BIL is literally free money from the government while JEPI is a risk on asset and the dividends are not at all "free" of that risk

>Tech pumps on bullshit """earnings"""
>HD shows people really aren't spending money

Really makes you think

Okay, can we pump again? I want to reshort, thank you.

>>54985383
this was my thinking as well. slightly lower returns but drastically reduced risk, so i chose BIL. if theres a better and similar option out there im all ears.

Why is the market pricing in a 24% chance of rate hike next month? What are they basing this on?

>>54985383
>RH user
>5 figs
>shilling JEPI
like clockwork

Why is gold taking a crap again? Dollar is crabbing, sticky inflation, banks buying like crazy...
Here, have a lum, bros

>>54985404
6. And I was shilling BIL

>>54985386
Dude Apple said people spent $5 on mobile in app purchases on their financed cellphone. The economy is fine. Please ignore Tyson reporting that people can't afford meat and buy more tech stocks

Canada annual inflation rate rises to 4.4% in April

>>54983702

>>54985403
this number has been going up due to Fed speakers as of late
they are bringing them all out on a publicity campaign to tell the market
>no we are not cutting
>inflation is still too high
>we still have work to do
over and over and over

>>54985403
Retail went down, but retail EX auto and gas was up. Cars are not being bought, shit still is. FED wants to kill consumption

>>54985374
DXY going up, VIX doing a lil sumthin and somehow they keep tech up. the top signal looks clear to me at least, but clown market might honk a little higher

>>54985432
They have said that shit for a year and meant it every time and the frontpage of Bloomberg tomorrow will still be about the pivot and 5 rate cuts on the horizon

>>54985439
this just gives me confirmation to short tech even more

>>54985416
When 82k is 85% of port, it's a 5 fig port. I can do math.

Perhaps it used to be six.

>>54985432
They actually have to cause this retarded market is not able to drop the thought of them cutting this year.

>>54985417
When people are buying less grocery store chicken and KFC (Tyson supplies KFC) people here think that’s bullish!

>>54983918
Demand destruction si dominating right now but peppe don't realize the critical supply deficits in almost every commodity are going to fuck us hard in the ass in about a year.

>>54985446
Robinhood reports the percentage of holdings, as BIL is 85% of my current holdings, not 85% of total account value which includes cash

>>54985383
run BIL vs SPAXX

>>54985459
We just need to give another 100 billion for democracy in Kiev

>In my mind, I'm never gonna go bankrupt in no market. Absolutely never.
>If a hedgie turns around and shorts me at the open, the trade's on.
>If he ladder attacks me, the trade's on.
>If I'm margin called, the trade is on.
>I'm not losing no trade to no scumbag out there in no market. Period. That's it.
>No son of a bitch out there is gonna get me.
>The only way he gets me is cutting my margin off. And I mean that. I'll fight the Fed 'til I got a dime left in me.
>I don't think any of those animals in that exchange can beat me.
>And I've gone that way for 18 months of street trading, street gambling, and that's the way I'm gonna keep on going.

>You don't lose the trade.

>>54985443
yeah I sold every tech position today and being net short.
its basically just a matter of time until it breaks.

Yeah, I just bought SPY calls ahead of the debt ceiling news. You got a problem with that Mr. Bobo?

I'm bored of this half a year crab market.
When is something major happening, down or up, I don't care.

We're pumping. It's over Bobros.

>>54985441
Bloomberg is right though. There will be a pivot and there will be 5+ rate cuts later this year when the economy crashes into a deep recession and cascades into a global recession. You're fucking retarded if you do not see the obvious writing on the wall.

>>54985470
A little preoccupied day trading OMH but SPAXX, BIL, it's 6 of one half dozen of the other. I use it for short term holdings so at least I get some yield while I wait for the next trade. Not any more complicated than that. If you have Fidelity and they're paying more out on SPAXX then there you go

NDX new high for the day.
Still aggresively short S&P, but it's hard to bobo post in peace today.

When the hell are small caps gonna catch a bid? Russell bros this sucks

Triple leveraged defense ETFs?

>>54985615
BOOM

It's literally that ez, just buy tech and especially semis. The market's number one fetish

>>54985590
DFEN bros are we gonna make it?

>>54984959
>NVDA P/E Ratio: 168

>>54984181
who would've thought?

The great reset won't be a switch to digital currency or gold. The jews will rugpull all fiat currency and issue a new currency based on cunny. They have been quietly accumulating physical cunny for years. Make sure you have a sufficient stockpile of cunny stashed away for when your dollars and gold become worthless

wtf is AAPL's problem?

>>54985657
When the AI meme wears off MSFT, GOOGL and NVDA are going to crater... When everyone including fucking Wendy’s has been required to talk about AI on their earnings calls we’re creating another .com level type of bubble

>>54985657
If I didn't know any better, I would say they're over valued and it's probably time to get some of those put options.

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>>54985657
168 not great not terrible

>>54985226
>is it time to buy puts expiring EOD
i do that errrday nyukka

>>54985403
why don't you look at where core inflation is and has been for the last 4 quarters
check out the employment market's strength
look at credit originations

the real question is why the fuck would people think another hike isn't happening?

>>54985383
Thanks for the info pal

>>54985995
Because the fed literally said they were finished raising rates at the last meeting and nothing in the economy has changed since then. We're still on the same downward inflation trend.

People always compare modern charts to historical data, but is there any historical precedent for the crash and recovery during covid?
Whenever I look at any charts that massive crash and recovery sticks out as being really weird even when compared to the past...

>>54986075
The inflation/market analogy people always go with is the 70s, but you can also look at the late 40s, and right after WW1/the Spanish Flu.

>>54986075
It's the only time in history that the government deliberately shut down the entire economy. And if Trump hadn't been such a pussy he wouldn't have listened to his faggot advisors like Fauci, and the rest of the world would have followed our example and not shut down either. A fucking career bureaucrat "scientist" was essentially put in charge of the global economy for 2 years because our president was too much of a retard to lead the country properly.

>AMD
Gamers win again.

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