/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54983264
b-but ORANGE BAD MAN

>>54983264
How can they ban crypto you fucking faggot? That's not possible.

>>54983279
The same way they banned you from sucking dicks behind closed doors.

>>54983289
Well, seems like they failed, and they failed hard

>>54983264
thats the literall buy signal
buy $Poorfag on pulsechain now

>USA 17/1/1920
>Prohibition begins
>Alcohol prices, organized crime and corruption skyrocket.
>USA 5/12/1933 Prohibition lifted
>USA 18/6/1971 War on drugs begins
>Drug production, use, sales, organized crime and corruption increase exponetially with every dollar spent on war
>USA ?/?/20?? 'Bans' crypto
lol

nothing a few thousand pounds of nitrogen fertilizer and a U-haul van won't solve

>>54983264
this is the biggest lets make the plebes sell so we can buy in cheap article i have seen in a while
in the end their main attempt is to stop people from withdrawing to their own wallet and have everything in jpm custodial services, for a fee of course

>>54983264
I am buying 100k ether atm.

>>54983264
>forbes
not selling, you scabby kike

>>54983264
Thanks bought more

>>54983324
The corporate media would never do that?!

>>54983319

>>54983264
Wtf was up with this speech? Did dems really get so excited over stealing someone else's meme that they thought it was a good idea to have your "friendly grandpa" president LARP as dark lord of the sith?

>>54983264
>PENTAGON PROJECTS
>U.K SPY CHIEF INFORMS
>UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS
>ACCORDING TO ANALYSTS
>THE UKRANIAN SECURITY SERVICE HAS ANNOUNCED
>RUSSIAN DISSIDENT PREDICTS
>PUBLIC SENTIMENT SUGGESTS
>MULTIPLE REPORTS FROM BOTH SIDES
>UNNAMED SOURCES CITED
>CREATIVE BUT MOSTLY RELIABLE SOURCES
>ORYX
>CONFIRMED BY VISUAL EVIDENCE
>AUDIO REPORTS DETAIL
>UKRANIAN MEDIA REPORTS
>POST BY IGOR STRELKOV
>RESPECTABLE SOURCES CLAIMED
>ACCORDING TO REPUTABLE SOURCES
>NUMEROUS REPORTS ARE NOW CIRCULATING
>THE UKRANIAN SECURITY SERVICE HAS ANNOUNCED
>THE NUMBER THREE PENTAGON OFFICIAL SAYS
>A UKRANIAN FRIEND LIVING IN KIEV CLAIMS
>MORNING SUMMARY BY GEN. STAFF OF UAF
>UKRANIAN INTELLIGENCE CLAIM
>BELLINCUNT CONFIRMS
>ACCORDING TO UNNAMED OFFICIALS
>CITING UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS
>A SOURCE FAMILIAR WITH RUSSIAN THINKING
>A SOURCE WHO SPOKE ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY
>US INTELLIGENCE REVEALS
>UK INTELLIGENCE CONFIRMS
>NEXTA SAYS
>REUTERS SAYS
>/K/ TOLD ME
>I MADE IT UP
>US OFFICIALS SAY
>PENTAGON SAYS
>DOD BELIEVES
>GENERAL MILLEY CONFIRMS
>FBI AGREES
>DIPLOMATS SURMISE
>EU PROMISES
>CNN BELIEVES
>MSNBC HAS FOUND
>PFIZER PROMISES
>ZELENSKY TESTIFIED BEFORE THE COURT
>MODERNA GUARANTEES
>STUDIES SHOW
>EXPERTS SAY
>EX-NATIONAL SECURITY CHIEF WARNS
>TWITTER BLUEMARK SAID
>UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS
>BASED ON RELIABLE SIMULATIONS
>A SOURCE FROM UKRAINE
>NATO ESTIMATES
>ARESTOVICH SAID
>INTERCEPTED COMMUNICATION
>INTERCEPTED PHONE CALLS
>AZOV COMMANDER SAID
>A US OFFICIAL WHO SPOKE ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY ASSERTED
>PENTAGON OFFICIALS
>AN UNDERCOVER AGENT CONFIRMED
>IT WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM
>AN OLIGARCH IN EXILE CONFIRMS
>ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY
>IN A CLOSED BRIEFING
>A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE KREMLIN SAID
>RUSSIAN ELITE
>INSIDERS TELL OF
>PEOPLE CLOSE TO PUTIN'S INNER CIRCLE CLAIM
>TETYANA CHORNOVOL CLAIMS.
>JAMIE DIMON SAYS

>>54983686
Thank for for this thorough summary ha ha

>>54983611
Dems are having their OWN THE CONS moment so they're not gonna care if the jewish puppet they "voted" for is not working for their own interests

fake news.

>>54983264
Meanwhile, "they" are buying the second that (((leak))) gets circulated.

>>54983686
here i optimized your message
>THE JEWS SAY

>>54983279
>How can they ban crypto you fucking faggot? That's not possible.
They are going to tax your profits as income. Why do you think they hired those 80k new agents, to go after slimy crypto guys.

>>54983264
I fucking hate dems so much. Literally everything about them is trash. FUCK THEM ALL AND THEIR LITTLE KIDS WHICH IM SURE THEY LIKE TO FUCK TOO ANYWAYS

>>54986016
>They are going to tax your profits as income
They already do.

>>54983264
Who give a shit about USA it will be the China to start a new bullrun

>>54983264
Easy fuckers.
NASDAQ will start crypto custody in June. This is just a transfer of crypto to the existing financial system before it really takes off. Hope you don't mind. Please bear with us as we make improvements.

"The realization of the project will start with safekeeping the leading cryptocurrencies, bitcoin (BTC) and ether (ETH), before expanding the array of services offered by the group’s digital assets division. The plan is to eventually provide execution for financial institutions."

https://news.bitcoin.com/nasdaq-aims-to-launch-crypto-custody-services-in-second-quarter/

>>54983310
Difference is notmies actuslly want alch and drugs and they can consume those. Addicted even.

They cant consume bitcoin. The concept is too complex for their little cattle brain

>>54986016
They already tax my profits as income

The ONLY thing they can do is ban the CEX

>>54983264
kys tripfag

>>54987349
>The ONLY thing they can do is ban the CEX
how about a 30% excise tax on all PoW?
any PoS is classified as a security, needs to register and provide the appropriate disclosures.
CEX's have a clear conflict of interest and opportunity for fraud, they should operate as the traditional market, with exchanges, brokers, and clearing houses all as separate entities, to protect investors.
CEX's should also be held accountable for facilitating the sale of unregistered securities.
getting rid of CEX's, as they exist today, will remove most fiat on ramps for cryptocurrency markets.
also the US govt strong armed silvergate bank to shut down, targeted attacks against banks that work with cryptocurrency markets.
what's next?
well, about the only thing left is to fuck up stable coins, like tether.
I'm not sure if btc ordinals was a government pysop, I think it was, but it could just be the bitcoin community is full on retarded.
There is a coin they will allow to win though, it's called 'Hedera'.
Slava ukraini!
Israel is our greatest ally!

>>54983264
The government is trying to reign in crypto and only the ones they deem worthy will be allowed in the future. Don't you fins it odd that there has been essentially catastrophic things happening to crypto lately? Ordinals proving the btc network can be clogged at will, ledger and the idea that hardware wallets are no longer safe, MiCa in the EU. The aystem is being torn down in such a way that everyone will truly be on a level playing field. It is hilarious watching the SEC stonewall coinbase.

>>54987688
Just wait for KYC laws to be in effect and quit complaining.

>>54987688
Ive been sending btc back and forth for $5 in less than an hour I don't get it

>>54987721
If it was the government or actors on behalf of the government why not a display for proof of concept? Makes sense to me with bitcoin being like the only one that gets a pass at regulations and laws for the most part, or atleast thats how many perceive it.

>>54983319
For you anons that don't know the truth about OKC bombing. Enjoy the rabbit hole.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/V7eAACWkhDFF/

>>54987785
NOOOOO!!!! white people were going to rise up after taking it up the ass so much!!! REEEEE!!!

>>54983264
This is not a crash this is just a retest of the trendline. Don't panic don't sell. I'm comfy with my AVAX bags.

>>54983279
Not being able to buy or sell crypto will crash the currency for the few who are able to bypass the ban.

>>54983310
Prohibition reduced violent crime by 50%

>>54987752
btc doesn't get a pass.
because no one 'owns' a proof of work network, it's difficult to 'shut down' those flavors of crypto.
so instead they just work to make it cost prohibitive, a high excise tax, clog the network for higher fees, work with cold wallet providers to give a backdoor, later on maybe introduce regulation for the max amount of energy people can use to mine per year etc.

America is irrelevant in crypto, thats why they fear it

>>54983289
So they aren't actually going to ban anything?

>>54983264
Kek. The IRS has failed to get anyone to hack XMR after the huge bounty. They should fuck off. Crypto is here to stay. Privacy and self custody is based.

>>54987820
*likely* to crash the crypto market, but not necessarily.
US traders invest the largest dollar amounts per person, so it's going to be a pretty major loss of liquidity.
technically just means higher volatility, but likely a crash.

>>54987904
wrong, the full contract was awarded 2 years ago.
FinCEN is also currently paying for a license of cypher whatever's software that allegedly can trace monero.

>>54983264
>Ban crypto
KEK

>>54987963
but they didnt pay out the bounty only the contract you half honest fuck

>>54983264
I bet you missed most of the Memecoin pump that's why you are so angry, you better Ape into CHUNKS before it is too late or Kys

>>54988850
clarify what 'bounty' you're referring to.
the contract had 500k initial funding with an additional 125k on success.
the entire 625k was paid out.

>>54983264
Trump was indisputably a far better option despite shitting on Bitcoin in so many occasions

>>54989400
CHUNKS will flip PEPE

>>54983289
Completely ineffective and business as usual then? right

fucking democrat pieces of shit.

If you love turd worlders like me so much, then let me be rich
keep your tranny and kike stuff to yourselves, nobody cares.
let the goys have some money

>>54987904
Nice to see Privacy and self custody tokens making the trends.

>>54983264
No worries, ENS and ORE are deep inside the bag.

>>54987349
Exactly, they don't have nothing on us that self custody.

Sell? don't make me laugh

>>54989847
t civilizational bagholder

>>54989548
>made crypto to crypto transactions a taxable event
Nobody involved with the government is good for anything

>>54983294
>>54987900
>>54989811

Classic.

>>54983264

good, crypto is a massive scam that could have been useful but it's no different than a bunch of niggers on gofundme collecting money with words.

Banning it will make Bitcoin and other PoW chains worth as a store of value and everything else, shitcoins will all plummet.

PoS should be banned indefinitely because if any mintable shitcoin should exist, it should only be the dollar.

>>54990152
Not your keys, not your money. Self custody is the way forward.

>>54990152

Banning CEX would be based and 100% the best choice for crypto.

All PoS chains would be worthless and anything PoW would have a great value.

>>54983264
Poor bait

>>54983361
I just got some eth and ape, plus skyjack NFT that comes with a full-bodied avatar from the cloudbreaker collections.

FAGMAN is so retarded and I am sick of its shit.

>>54987820
this.

>>54983264
What would they need to do to even come close to this as a goal?

Personally I can only see a solution would be the total economy collapsing absorb all the banks under one bank kind of route there is probably more but I don't have time to research what it would take. I would like to think they're bluffing but it's the govt and the more stupid it sounds the more likely it's going to be tried by the govt.

>>54987835
you just made that up retard