/biz/ - Business & Finance

YOU PUSH IT

First for SOXL

>>54976204
no u

POWER HOUR.... NOW

>>54976204
to the limit

>>54976200
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker, trader, stock market and bank is burned to the ground, the biosphere and all life will be extinguished

What a boring ass market.

>>54976227
hi janny

What's for lunch /smg/?
For me? It's pork pot stickers and an ice cold KO zero.

>lust provoking image

we're going to crab for another week, arent we?

late day runner: AKAN

>>54976204
I hate this song. i hate his face. and I hate you.

>>54976253
We will push it to the upper limits then breakout and bears will be crying.

>>54976200
This is me

Did anyone else here hold SRPT or just me?

>>54976208
actually
>>54976204
wayne was first for SOXL

>>54976203
Im not really winning much to the point I may as well do neither. The downside protection is negated very quickly when the cost of the puts over a few weeks becomes more than the buy in price. The sell calls quickly becone a burden when seeing a pump "ahh i couldve gotten nore"but then seeing a dump to just above cost basis "ahhh i coupdve just sold for a 40% gain instead of selling calls for a 1% gain" kek

Either way I hate stocks. I just want to get rich and leave to never focus all that much on the market. I blew my chance 3 years ago, several times

>>54976234
black coffee, two crackers, two slices of cheese

>>54976208
what do you think SOXL will be by EOY anon? Im thinking of buying since its shilled so much

>>54976283
>"ahh i couldve gotten nore"
coulda woulda shoulda is for losers. green is green. green is good. green is gains. green is god

>>54976234

Eight Red Lobster cheddar biscuits with the garlic butter sauce

>>54976227
amen brother

>>54976204
Biden is an illegitimate president and stocks are going to zero.

>>54976294
male artists owe me idealized representations of yamato nadeshiko

>>54976302
14.50

>>54976283
>ahhh i coupdve just sold for a 40% gain instead of selling calls for a 1% gain
This is the real problem with selling covered calls. When the realized volatility is consistently exceeding the IV priced into the options, you might as well just run a trailing stop loss and swing shares directly on the pumps that seem to happen every month or two.

For all the SOXL shilling I'm quite curious on what your avg bag is priced at. I've got this inkling feeling a lot of you are holding bags averaging around $30.

>>54976234
its night here already, Im going to drink booze now (financially speaking)

>>54976266
he lost it all playing with SPX afterwards didnt he? many such cases

>>54976292
Poor? Lanklet? Or both?
>>54976312
Based hamchad

Interview was scheduled for an hour…

Only lasted for 30 minutes…

I didn’t get the job did I bros….

>>54976266
is he high?

>>54976324
AI is not male

why do jannies have such a hardon for SMG

>>54976353
Well, it's the only decent thread on this board for one thing.

>>54976345
poor and trying to get back to lanklet status
just had a small handful of korean bbq chips too

>>54976346
I've never had an interview but it sounds bad

>>54976330
or just wait till you have a 10% winner and then sell then sell the 20 delta at that point or whatever strike you are ok with parting the shares at... Let's be real here for a second market timers would you have sold the top anyways? probably not you greedy fucks. green is green

>>54976312
How rich do I need to be to get a women like this? What stocks to all in on to achieve that level of networth?

>>54976353
The jannies (feds) and mods (also feds) are really worried about the economy going to shit and getting overrun by an angry mob.

>>54976200
>he doesnt hold COIN
KEK

>>54976346
>one hour interviews
Kek do cubicle cucks really?

also it's 90 degrees in seattle and no aircon so i dont feel like eating

>>54976377
>women like this
Uhhh... anon

>>54976353
the bobros have true comradery and unlike the typical pol chud we look at data reasonably. You all can call me a schizo loser all you want but niggers wanted a letter of recommendation from me not that long ago and the jannies know it

>>54976392
It's only 71 here and in sweating like a suckling pig. I really need to install my window shaker soon

>>54976248
You do you

>>54976345
>two (2) cans of Sprite for breakfast

Sell.

Anyone EC as leftfield oil play?

>>54976424
thanks for the reminder friend

Any plays for this week?
I'm currently looking at SE and HD, but idk, guess I'll just skip these two earnings.

>>54976419
for me it's fat bong wearing burger ball gear
>i've just 'ad me holidays in america innit

Its over.

>>54976437
sell USD buy EUR

>>54976448
>soon to be better known as
China Mike

>>54976448
eye eye eye
you look 'armless
hop in

>>54976437
>Boot Barn
that one

>>54976424
Buy.

>>54976448
>when being autistic goes wrong

>>54976471
do latinxos shop there or they just get it at the swap meet?

>>54976386
That time I interviewed at neuralink they wanted two take-home projects, three 30 minute technical phone screens, four individual one hour on-site interviews, plus a one hour technical presentation to their staff.

>>54976437
Rumble short is today's play
>pic unrelated

>>54976475
he just like me fr

>>54976437
Wait til July bro all important earnings are done except nvidia

>>54976498
You all have nothing to worry about. It's my play and I am factually the best trader in /smg/ past, present, and future.

>>54976373
I think you're missing the point. At the exact moment in time that you're considering selling a covered call, you could also consider setting up a trailing stoploss.
If you think it makes sense to wait for 10% profit to sell that covered call, you could make the same argument about conditionally setting up the trailing stoploss.

Which mechanism outperforms from that point forward will depend on expected volatility vs realized stock price movements. Objectively, both are equivalent. Neither choice is immediate. Both are bets trying to time future market price movements. You're a market timer either way.
Every single active decision you make in the stock market to buy/sell any equity or derivative is an attempt at timing, whether you view it that way or not.

>>54976498
>Rumble short is today's play
my broker has a "hard to borrow" symbol on this ticker and there is a $1.50 fee should i choose to exercise an ITM put.

>>54976475
wouldn't the outlier be when it goes right

>>54976292
This is a patrician lunch. I wish I had the discipline to east a lunch like this.

Double bottom in DXY

>>54976345
>Poor? Lanklet? Or both?
The irony of laughing at lanklets while drinking coke zero is not lost on me. Real men slurp mexican coke.

>>54976533
It just cracks me up. He's been a bobo for so long, and then at the worst possible moment he decides to be bullish on banks and gets giga heemed.

Where's the big Bobo crash? It is in two more weeks?

This is a public service announcement about the markets, for all good "Sirs".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9acFqUZVwfU

Please, thank you, and DO NOT redeem. *mumbles in non-white*

>>54976577
>He doesn't add 5 scoops of sugar to his sodies
Sad. Many such cases.

>>54976448
>king of the bobos capitulates
this is the top, sell it all.

>>54976582
I feel like he was going contrarian and buying a bank because everyone is shitting brix around banking rn but fucked it up

>>54976525
sure that makes sense, i appreciate the input, but in my eyes I would have a trailing stoploss regardless of whether i sold the covered call or not. If the stock goes down too much I dont want to own it anymore regardless of the pennies i collected in premium. My pro advisor would just plan on holding through the downside, or worse, "tax loss harvest the bottom". What is the difference between tax loss harvesting $300k of capital losses I cant even use in the current year or just keeping it as additional cost basis on my positions by not selling? If that's the play then why not collect premium? the capped upside is a meme unless you actually planned on selling the top, which how could you know? I'll just take green when its there even if its a bit less than where the market ends up going, and i'll at least be able to pay my monthly bills with covered call premium while we baghold (to a point). Again if your just gonna baghold or tax loss harvest the bottom anyway, why not?

>>54976600

>>54976585
Where's the big Mumu ATH?

>>54976599
i've seen that one in the plaid shirt somewhere before...

>>54976614
2 more years

>>54976234
2 scoops whey protein, vanilla ice cream flavor
1 banana
12 oz whole milk
blended with ice

>>54976620
Perhaps here?

>>54976437
I have no idea what any of these companies are.

>>54976661
But we all know Home Depot is the poor man's Lowe's.

>>54976661
Just short RUM with the rest of us

>>54976661
I don't think I do business with any of these companies.

>>54976582
>Burry didn't even buy actual good banks like MTB
>Instead goes with FRC, NYCB, PACW, and WAL

>>54976437
Yikes... I bought gummi peach rings from one of those companies yesterday
THey were delicious

>>54976688
CHINA MIKE

>>54976643
>vanilla flavored whey

>>54976352
AI can choose they/their own gender actually

>>54976492
>latinxos
Órale, that reminds me: MEXX is up 3.5%

>>54976699
wrong
vanilla ice cream
completely different, trust me bro
also it was on sale at costco so whatever idgaf

>>54976703
holy kek

soxlsisters, is tomorrow green or red? do i sell today

I just need SOXL to do another ~15% or so and then I'll finally be free of these bags

>>54976703

>>54976753
>>54976746
$1000/share
Verification not required

>>54976200
I made a video for Viper the Rapper's youtube channel involving that image. The fucker who runs Viper's youtube took out the song that I used and put in some other song with a lame featuring artist and it fucked up the timing of my video which I had cut to match a different song. The original song I chose was "Haterproof". Anyway check it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBj10NZhFBU

>>54976703
rofl

>>54976760
Man I would shit my pants if this came true, I have over 600 shares at an average of 27

>>54976703
Kek'd and saved

>>54976760
soxlbros!!! we won
soxsissies in shambles

>>54976703

>>54976703
this show is peak globohomo

>>54976703
there is no AI that could reeeally do that it's just some lines of code not a person

>>54976703
>>54976709

>buy at start of market
>goes up
>moo
>goes down
>AAA
>ends exactly where we started
Fucking rollercoaster

>>54976791
Cracks me up that Jews in Hollywood think people in the healthcare industry aren't already dead inside and would probably roll their eyes when you tried to say you're a woman and then make fun of you behind closed doors with the other nurses. Well I'm sure they know that but nobody is buying what they're selling.

>>54976302
$7

>>54976563
Hopefully. I need USD to pump so I can laugh at eurocucks again

>>54976448
>>54976600
The game wrecked his ego and he lost his way

>>54976816
>people in the healthcare industry aren't already dead inside
exactly imagine having a humanized conversation with a doctor in the hospital in 2023... doesn't happen anymore... plus all the doctors are brown women now... makes ya wonder

>>54976234
Minestrone soup and homemade iced tea that tastes better than coke and costs 25 cents a glass.

>MOC IMBALANCE 250 MLN SELL-SIDE.

>>54976807
its exactly as was foretold

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>>54976828
*fame

>>54976860
become unheemable

>>54976862
and you may find yourself holding $35 SOXL shares
and you may find yourself a BOIL baggie about to hang yourself
and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a TSLA
and you may find yourself renting a overpriced house, with a beautiful real doll
and you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

and you may ask yourself, "How do I leverage this?"
and you may ask yourself, "Where is that Rivian truck they promised?"
and you may tell yourself, "This is not my rented cardboard box"
and you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful anime waifu"

Letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was

um rumble bros? why wont the MMs take my order? I'm not gonna come to them

>>54976860
https://youtu.be/mxw8xg1lpp4

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54976448
So this means whatever he tweets is meaningless LARPshit?

I have a feeling NU's going to pump, but I didn't have the balls to buy. Going to check it in an hour. EPS target seems easy af.

XLK 52 week high
Tech 52 week high
Whew

How do I automate my trading?

>>54976926
+12.68%

SPY Volume: 43.8m, lowest of the year.

>>54976932
Always was

I’m down 25% on SQQQ

What do I do

>>54976951
close buddy, live to fight another day

>>54976945
Where are the buyers????

>>54976926
+1.72%, can't wait to lose it all tomorrow

>>54976966
>+0.33%
where are the sellers?

>>54976966
17 trillon in debt.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/15/consumer-debt-passes-17-trillion-for-the-first-time-despite-slide-in-mortgage-demand.html

RUMbros what are we expecting today?

>about to hit an account YTD ATH even with all this stupid crabbing
this market is pretty meh though, tbqdesu

>>54976926
I made some gud Oil trades. Fuck equities. Oil.

SOXL bros its finally time

>>54976980
Not sure when the call is. It just says after hours

>>54976996
Sorry, SOXX is not immune to the crab.

>>54976926
-0.01%
Bought some consumer defensive today.
Heil Snibbler

>>54977004
updated chart 4u, $1000
>yahoo finance new UI is very nasty

>>54976998
their website link to the earnings call says 5:00pm and some personal info boxes to fill out if you want to sit on the call ( i do not) just let me know what happens to my poot

>>54977021
You may as well post a chart of ARKK for the past 5 years. I mean our current months-long Snipstravaganza.

>>54977029
I'll have to leave for work at 5 so you'll have to trust another based lad to listen in.

>>54976897
I see those Rivian shitboxes all the time. Can't believe they weight twice my Tacoma.

>>54977021
Is this your 1st attempt at posting meme lines?

Faggot permabulls talking about ATH all the time here. Look at Nikkei, they'll might make it if UEDA doesn't fuck em last minute with a hike.

>>54976926
-0.03%

>>54977071
Can't wait until EVcucks get slammed by weight-based wheel taxes. States aren't going to part with all that gas tax revenue just to go green; pothole repairs and Laqwuanda's pension depend on it.

>>54977071
what's the demographic? I've only ever seen a few tesla and it's always a nigger. I've been under the impression EV is like the new 24" spinners.

>>54976200
empire state manufacturing index is at -30. What does it mean?

>>54976926
started out up $150 then lost $130

>>54977071
You burgers are already infamous for having oversized cars, in size as weight and consumption. Now EV cars being even heavier you got rolling tanks on the streets.

>>54977101
experts are always wrong

>>54977092
Nobody registers their vehicles in this state anyway.

>>54977100
Usually quasi outdoorsy 30s-40s white guys. Obviously they don't camp because it's not practical in those.

>>54977106
Sorry we enjoy vehicles with more displacement than our testicles.

>>54976926
+0.12%
-14.5% overall though

>"U.S. central bankers on Monday signaled they see interest rates staying high and, if anything, going higher, given sticky inflation - a stark contrast with the market's view that the Federal Reserve will be cutting rates well before 2023 is over."
>market retard pumps
looooooooooooool niggers

>>54977100
All the teslas in my area are elderly white people with out-of-state tags.
Yankee scum go home.

>>54977101
Market shrugged it off. That means we're in bull mode.

>>54977101
I'm more shocked NY State has manufacturing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWD7k6TrJ-g

>>54977134
It was crystal clear. It's only reasonable to keep rates like that. Even the false thought of a cut pumps the market, which is not the goal of the FED. Rates will stay this year like that and next year maybe too. 2% in a timely manner over the course of time in a SUSTAINABLE manner, meaning consecutive months 2%. They better never go back to 0% and stay above 3%

>>54977106
It's fucking painful to be desu. It's to the point that most manufacturers dont even sell sedans anymore and you have to buy Asian imports if you want something smaller than a "crossover".
I think my next vehicle I'll try to import a tiny little micro vehicle and drive extra slow just to piss off the housewives in their giant SUVs and all the wannabe outdoorsmen in their luxury Ford F150 """pickup trucks"""

>>54976276
based

>>54976200
Who's fault is this?

>>54977215
>Eli Zabar's

>>54977178
Imagine having more money than the treasury lmao.

markets going to rally and there is nothing you can do to stop it.. bank failures, debt default, inflation. nothing can stop this bull run.. ahaaa

>>54977215
Something something white people
Most likely

>>54977224
Based ayy poster. Brings me back to last year.

>>54977240
do you have the one with the black dress

>>54976448
What a shameful display

>>54977224
>>54977240
Ayy posting is a bigger crime than goblina posting. This is your only warning

>>54977196
I bet you don't even know this car. It's lmao in the city, you can find them sideways in the parking space sometimes.

Your cars and "muh freedom" are the reason you have wars in foreign countries because you consume 20 million barrel a day (world 100). 1/5 of the world. Actually insane

rip

>>54977259

>>54977134
Costco gas is now over $4.50 so this isn't surprising.
>>54977269
>goblina posting
That sure died down quickly. Guess she got fat.

>>54977134
Why should we get the market drunk off of sub 5% interest rates again? Did we learn nothing the last 25 years?

>>54977302
Oh it's still here

>>54977191
This is delusional sadly
The fed will keep rates high as long as it can because it locked itself in this narrative with 30 fed speeches a week for months now, but at the end of the day when shit comes to shove, they will turn the money printer on. We're just not there yet

>>54977278
This man speaks the truth

>>54977306
good luck paying denbts at 5%

>>54976253
yes

>>54977321
I prefer her sister. I think it's the larger mouth and the squarer face. Although seeing gums is not that nice, but in her case it's not extreme.

>Oil

>>54977321
TWO drinks???

>>54977329
Okay mumu, slurp it all up, you better GULP

>>54976234
>Coke Zero
Thanks for pumping my Roth, anon.
>>54977321
Oh, I thought you meant the other TikTok mutt with the bright red rosy cheeks. The one dancing around for Bernie Sanders.

If you know
you know

>>54977329
there will come a time when the FED has to hyperinflate or fuck banks, landlords and the stock market. And this time everyone hates rich people

>>54977361
The fed cutting rates is not bullish in the slightest, if you had some historical context you'd know that. When the fed cuts rates it's gonna be bearkino to the max.
Regardless, never trust the fed

>>54977366
monkey aids is back yassss

>>54977366
Simian Shingles?

>>54977374
>The last thing SVB sees

>>54977380
>>54977382
Please, naming a disease after black people is racist. I prefer to call it pridepox.

>>54977348
I mean look. Are they both insufferable? Yes. Would that stop me from sucking sweet horchata out of those brown milkers? Definitely not.

Any particular reason for the GOOG after hours pump or just more scam market shenanigans?

>>54977374
So you are one of the "rate cut-marketcrasher". I'm fine with that too, I'm short.

>>54977374
>When the fed cuts rates it's gonna be bearkino to the max
I don't believe yo-

>>54977404
see >>54977405

>>54977405
Wow, real wild how >we lifted off from ZIRP right at the end of 2019 and then I forget what happened.

>>54977401
Not sure about them being insufferable. Agree on the last part.

12 minutes until the RUM reckoning

>>54977405
>>54977415
another thing of note, is overlapping this chart with the Debt/GDP line
As far as I care, it's apocalyptic that we have the same rates as 2008 in 2023

SPY will be sub 350 by October. You heard it here first bitches

>>54977469
boomer here. I was planning on cashing out and retiring. Not giving anything to my kids.

>>54977469
>SPY 350 October 22
>SPY 350 October 23
I believe it.

>>54977469
Nah 450 is much more likely

>>54976657
Dios mío imagine the goyslop

>>54977469
No, it will be sub 415.

And above 410.

>>54977348
>>54977348
tiktok acc for that semen demon?

So how much did /smg/ made on RUM

I’m shorting GameStop and bbby

>>54977487
LAMOE even

>>54977512
Haha, this nigga thinks after-hours dips don't get slurped.

>>54977521
wow you're so brave

>>54977507
I don't know. I only know the webms of both here on 4chan. Got no shitty tiktok

>>54977469
410 < Spy < 414 ~~ infinity

>>54977405
Understand it this way, or at least this is the logic that makes sense to me.
The Fed cares about the primacy of the $ above all and a recession is the only thing that can keep it strong enough to remain the means by which they can buy as much oil as possible for as cheaply as possible.
Of course, this is increasingly being challenged which means there is a day coming when the dollar will just be printed to shit. But until then they need to keep it strong.
Especially now that the SPR is almost drained.

The default is transitory.

yields...

>>54977560

>tfw getting heemed after hours

>>54977550
>and a recession is the only thing that can keep it strong enough to remain the means by which they can buy as much oil as possible for as cheaply as possible
something something domestic shale oil production
pic related, its you

>>54977373
>And this time everyone hates rich people
I wonder what our learned elders have to say on the subject...

The tax upon the poor man is a seed of revolution and works to the detriment of the State which in hunting after the trifling is missing the big. Quite apart from this, a tax on capitalists diminishes the growth of wealth in private hands in which we have in these days concentrated it as a counterpoise to the government strength of the goyim—their State finances.

A tax Increasing in a percentage ratio to capital will give a much larger revenue than the present individual or property tax, which is useful to us now for
the sole reason that it excites trouble and discontent among the goyim.


The force upon which our king will rest consists in the equilibrium guarantee
of peace, for the sake of which things it, is indispensable that the capitalists
should yield up a portion of their incomes for the sake of the secure working of
the machinery of the State. State needs must be paid by those who will not feel
the burden and have enough to take from.


Such a measure will destroy the hatred of the poor man for the rich, in whom
he will see a necessary financial support for the State, will see in him the
organizer of peace and well-being since he will see that it is the rich man who is
paying the necessary means to attain these things.


In order that payers of the educated classes should not too much distress
themselves over the new payments they will have full accounts given them of
the destination of those payments, with the exception of such sums as will be
appropriated for the needs of the throne and the administrative institutions.


He who reigns will not have any properties of his own once all in the State
represents his patrimony, or else the one would be in contradiction to the other;
the fact of holding private means would destroy the right of property in the
common possessions of all.

I want to be "he who reigns"

>>54977581

>>54977590
Are you the faggot who kept saying the word astroturf for no reason today?

>>54976951
If dubs average down

Another day of doing nothing for 8hrs, napping,walking and VZ share bagging. I get paid to uh stay relaxed. Tomorrow I get paid to vote; 4hrs of paid time to vote. Then I go in during the afternoon where upon I'll sit at my desk for 4hrs till time to go home.

>>54977576
>something something domestic shale oil production
Ironic that you called me a retard yet you don't know why it's cheaper to just buy the oil rather than invest in domestic production. You fucking nigger cunt.

>>54977560
>1m: 5.75%

>>54977596
>today
Dude consumes like 15% of each thread's posts. It's insane.

>>54977550
>Especially now that the SPR is almost drained.
>SPR
>almost drained

>>54977649
It's at like 40 yr historic lows

I know for a fact as soon as I put my money into QQQ/SPY - we will crash through the floor

fucking annoying man

>>54977336
Sucks to suck

>>54977661
That doesn't mean it's almost drained. They could do another 250m-300m barrel drain like they did last year and still have around 100m barrels left.

Don't underestimate Joe and Jennifer's ability to fuck things up in the oil market for months, quarters even.

>>54977405
This time is different. Everything.

>but muh local production!
Kek dumbfucks
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1658199261735952389

>>54977644
You have the same numbers as him. When is the crash?

>>54977717
Not only are we getting repeat price action, we're getting repeat White House lies!

>Case in point: an earlier attempt to refill the reserve, via another 'gargantuan' 3 million barrel-purchase, was canceled by the Energy Department in January, saying the offers it received were either too expensive or didn’t meet other specifications.

>>54977629
wat? whats your argument even?

>>54977717
lmao. I still remember when they "planned" a purchase back in December.

/ourguy/ TONY D saying buy 3 month bills instead of equities this quarter. Drops gonna be fast when it happens. And that's coming from him the permabull

>>54977756
>TONY D
literally who

>>54977734
I'm thinking autumn. Gotta have a good summer in the Hamptons and I think the student loans resuming is going to fuck a lot of people.

>>54977763

>>54977717
>3 million
Great thats good for like a day

>>54977763
Bruh

People think when the default doesn't happen the market will pump. I think it will dump. Yes yields are higher now, but "unsafe" (theoretically). When debt limit is raised, they are officially safe, which will cause equities to dump.

>>54977756
>This quarter
>Checks calendar
Oh fug

>>54977780
>>54977793
ahh this nigga

>>54977808
Technically he was asked about the next 3 months not specifically Q2 but you know what I mean

divvy bros can we talk about the magellan merger?
how can we profit from this?

C'mon Ichan do the 15 million share buy back and rape the short sellers I am so bored holding these IEP calls

>>54977799
What if we get the fakest, gayest, and therefore likeliest outcome, where the ceiling is raised for 1 month while negotiations continue?

>>54977830
The market does the same as each day but for a whole month= 1 mnth drop, 1 month pump and back to normal til issue resolved. Resolved like the bank crisis (bought up)

Everyone is short and that's why we will pump

>>54977858
So you be sayin...

>>54977776
It will. My alcohol budget will be severely hampered.

>>54977883

>>54977890
That's what I'm worried about.. guess I'm switching to vodka and seltzer water for the summer.

I still play for tomorrow though. Gotta dream for makers mark and real diet coke.

>>54977883
No, only the last

>>54977874
>pump
crab

>>54977890
I wonder what average monthly payment is on those.

https://twitter.com/elerianm/status/1658203009019523072/photo/1
what bubble?

>>54977949
>>54977890
Alright well apparently the MEDIAN is $222 (checkem).

>>54977940
Kill crabs. Behead crabs. Roundhouse kick a crab into the breakwater concrete. Slam dunk a crab egg into the trash can. Crucify filthy crabs. Defecate into a crab's water. Stomp a pregnant crab with steel toe boots. Make crabs payout my VIX calls. Crack crab claws with crab claw crackers. Overtrap crabs into extinction. Throw crabs into a shark's mouth. Catapult crabs into a hot Red Lobster frying pan.

>>54976331
my SOXL average is $42
please buy

>>54977953
wew, this needs to be the next OP image

>>54977967
Look I want it to crash as much as every other bobo but conditions aren't letting it for the moment. The moo moo plunge protection brigade are going full blast just to hold this shit flat.

>>54977953

>>54978004
>YFW AAPL blows the fuck out and it flows to my boy Russell

>>54978004
Imagine the CEO of apple being brought up on racism charges

>>54978000
>Haha, I love relabeling this 1930s Germany graph meme but there's no way SPY will crab above 400 for the rest of 2023.
-Me, a retard, shopping this months ago

>>54976934
Well shit.

>>54978014
he actually is for selling such overpriced shit to black folks, knowing they can't resist, leading to them going into debt.

>>54978004
Lol Russell is so shit

>>54978040
its the bottom 2000 of the russell 3000 it's shit by design

TRKA

PILE IN NOW

>futures

>>54978020
that chart is hilariously, though
fits perfectly into clown world

>>54978036
Thats white women's fault

>>54978091
Because they will ghost you if you don't have apple?

>>54976614
>ATH

>>54978129
>>54978129

We gonna have more engagement next dump'n'squeeze season or was 2021 peak?

>>54977799
Wow, I'm actually impressed by that logic. Maybe I won't inverse biz tomorrow

>>54978365
Webb

>>54977366
Just in time for Pride Month!