/biz/ - Business & Finance

HELLO

What is this illuminati shit?

last chance to buy. prices won't be this low again until tomorrow.

>>54974294

>>54974323
Clownfren stop pumping semis. Thanks.

>>54974323
Prices also won't be this high until tomorrow.

We are about to break out and go to the moon.

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>rallies keep getting sold

That should be a clue about where we are headed next.

Everybody is shorting this market. Including your dead vaxxxed uncle. Markets is going to rally to all the time highs and people will be like WOW. WOAHHHHHH did it really happen? The fed is going to cut interest rates and reignite QE.

>>54974363
Yeah, sell your stock to buy BTC.

Buying puts on GME

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAA
WTFWT

(((Barkin))) speaks. tell delusional mumus we going higher for longer

$SPY really wants to dump but these low volume buys are keeping it afloat. This is getting annoying.

where should i park my money? apple or bonds? im tired of volatility and faggy triple leveraged etfs

YOU PUSH IT

WHAT THE FUCK DO I
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>54974431
Gold

>tfw didn't check on the market for 2 years
>tfw lost 40% of my portfolio
I don't feel so good bros
What do I do

>>54974454
Wait another 2 years I reckon.

>>54974302
Why are you chuds so afraid of women in 2023?

>>54974454
come back in 10 years after the crab decade is over

Is the scam pump finally over with bobros?

>>54974461
probably those psycho vibes she's giving off

>>54974461
Because, despite the fact men like to gamble, the odds are terrible right now.

>>54974417
>This is getting annoying
can a nigga get a $1.50?... like shiieeeeet

>>54974461
nofap day 29... the market is my only lady. and shes better to me than these sloots... sometimes anyway

>>54974378
why so much shorting? do people actually believe that the US isn't going to increase the debt ceiling for 100th time?

>>54974418
Btc/gold

>>54974513
That's exactly how much I want it to drop so I can close my spreads. This shit is faking out everyone.

>>54974520
are you the retard anon who always replaces u with oo? like poots, sloots? what mental illness is this?

>>54974459
>>54974465
so it's not just me then
that's nice
Should I just pull out and wait or?

>>54974535
>That's exactly how much I want it to drop
see further proof that bobos are incredibly reasonable fellas

>>54974546
It's an experiment in meme spreading bound to fail because obvious and incompetent

Burry bought FRC. lmao.

>>54974546
>what mental illness is this?
the one without blood clotting

>>54974553
That's so I can close my credit spreads. I'm fine with it staying under $412 all day today.

>>54974525
i already have 10% of my net in gold and shitcoins are well, shit.

>>54974577
Shitcoins, bad luck. Nobody with half a brain touches shitcoins. Btc or you could as well buy bonds on zombie corps

>>54974431
Everything. we are about to get a bull run BAY BAY!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54974569
>That's so I can close my credit spreads. I'm fine with it staying under $412 all day today.
again, reasonable

>>54974549
I think that depends on your situation in life. Do you have liquidity/emergency funds? Anticipating any big purchases? I assume you're young? Most answers are going to point to no.

should i zellding my apple shorT? Thoughts?

OH YEAH YOU PUSH IT! PUSH IT BACK TO ALL TIME HIGHS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumb money selling SMART MONEY BUYING!!


YEAH YOU PUSH ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>54974522
They will of course raise it but if they drag their feet long enough to force a shutdown the market will dump at least 5 or 10 percent
>they've already told their cronies on wall street what it's going to be and positions are being stealthily created to take advantage of the predetermined outcome
>sorry you aren't in the club

>>54974609
The funny thing is the market did dump a few days after the Sell tweet and all he had to do was tell everybody to get back in at the end of March and he would have looked like a god

>>54974461
Why are all modem women insane

has anyone figured out the buy worthless puts to pump the long bags tax loss harvest strat. I may have perfected the art

>>54974637
>He thinks people still care for twitter
2015 called they want their failed centralized propaganda channel back

>>54974596
So yuo be sayin?

I capitulate fellow bobos...price looks to have reached a permanent plateau

>>54974637
I really don't know what to think about him anymore. Shill? Retard high on his own fame? Who knows!

Yeah you PUSH IT!

Look at those calls. THE INSIDERS ARE BUYING!!!!!!!

They know something we don't know. And that something is BULLISH!

>>54974474
this one gave me a chuckle

>>54974637
All he had to do was never make a twitter and he would have gone died as the most legendary trader of all time

>>54974645
All modern people are insane.

>>54974702
We're all a little mad here.

>>54974679
Opportunistic narcissist that failed to see the signs. Going to be remembered as that guy that was once right

>>54974461
>be mentally ill
>be in traumatic divorce situation
>i know, lets post a meltdown online!

Bonehead move

>MCCARTHY SAYS NOT SEEING ANY MOVEMENT ON DEBT NEGOTIATIONS

I saw this and wanted to share it with you.

BREAKING

MICHAEL BURRY BOUGHT SHARES OF THE NOW COLLAPSED FIRST REPUBLIC BANK BEFORE IT WENT UNDER


The bear is dead.

>>54974727
Exquisite

man i love watching a 70 delta put become the 30 delta put in 2 hours. fun stuff

Pamp Eet

>>54974727
>so anti-capitalist they refuse to acquire capital

As soon as my Norwegian terrorism/CIA collaborator stock pays its dividend Im cashing it out. I remember watching a video by one of the funny youtube people about buying long options on an index but can't remember what the channel is. Anyone know what Im talking about?

S&P might actually be doing something

>>54974717
To be fair she's helping a lot of decent men dodge a bullet by her making it public.

anyone care to check the VWAP?

Michael Burry tried to buy the dip but he bought the WRONG DIP!

AHHAHAHAhaHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

shill me a penny stock that'll fly

>>54974750
happens to us all bobro

Dividend astroturfer doesn't give up
Hilarious watching monkeys following scripts and even stupider older monkey came up with

>>54974771

TRKA

>>54974768
>>54974738
source?

>>54974783
a nigga still just needs $1.50

>>54974766
She says like so often I can't even follow what she said.
Nice tits though.

>>54974797
he bought a bunch of regional banks. his 13f filing just came out today.

>>54974765
first time huh?

>>54974820
Now he is going down as the retard that got lucky once and than choked on his own farts

>>54974771
EVFM

>>54974766
women age 16-24 shine like a diamond no matter what dumb shit flops out of their mouths. she better not waste it

>futures

>>54974820
wow he lost money on almost everything he bought what an idiot

>>54974756
I admire their commitment.

>>54974820
Does he post here lmao?

>>54974820
couldn't this mean that he bought to cover at these prices?
since his shorts are disclosed in 13F
in other words, he was short the banks, and then bought shares to cover his short position during this period?
someone correct me if I'm wrong

>>54974609
I guess I'm in it for the long haul then, thanks

are used cars still insanely up?
thinking of trading in but not sure if i missed that boat
this is a business and financial question

>>54974757
Explain this stock

>>54974851
shorts are not** disclosed

>>54974857
Is this going to be the next astroturf? Trying to save the dead car industry

>>54974830
Women in this era all follow the same path and end up angry dried out femcels.

>>54974857
https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/price-trends/
do some deep dives if you want but the trends clearly show a broad increase in used car prices since february

Kek

>>54974859
Just Equinor, the Norwegian oil company. Had a pretty based dividend but the stock price has been leaking. That story by the killing fields journalist a few months back heavily implied that some of their divers helped blow the Nordstream.

>>54974820
damn..
I have a policy. When there is a market shitstorm, I never buy whatever caused the shitstorm. If I want to buy the dip I find the polar opposite and buy that since when things go to hell the rest of the market will go down sympathetically. The things that caused the shitstorm though will get thoroughly rekt though while everything else recovers. Think tech stocks during the dotcom bust, financials during '08, long term treasuries (low interest rates helped inflation) and cyclicals (again fueling inflation) in 2022. And banks again in March 2023. Just stay away from the eye of the storm. It's that easy. Why doesn't Burry understand this simple lesson?

>>54974872
no buddy i'm just a regular 4chan guy like you lol

>>54974877
all those guys seemed like normal dude except for the one jealous of male neighbors. like she has control of her neighbors

>>54974884
If he was smart he’d yolo physical silver like Buffet in the late 90s

>>54974820
so hes just a china shill? suddenly his billion dollar play makes a lot more sense. imagine thinking he was self made... imagine thinking anyone was self made...

>>54974883
looks like my 2014 that i purchased new for 28k is doing about 20k now
shit now i really need to rethink my policy of never buying new again, this could be a good opportunity

>>54974908
I promise you there was more to that story. She was probably going over go bed male neighbors apartment and drinking with them. Probably fucked one of them too

>>54974905
Sure. You realize I analyse "anonymous shitposter" as a hobby (((buddy)))

>>54974877
>she left 2 guys because they had hobbies she thought were weird
>the other just had a pet she didn't like
>now she's fucked
women will post shit like this and then wonder why every functioning society in history had arranged marriages and strict rules and standards about what women could do

>>54974908
don't believe her lies. She was just looking for whoever had the biggest dick

>>54974908
>>54974921
>not pictured; her great dane and jars of peanut butter

>>54974921
i'm sure thats exactly what happened.
"no honey, brad is just a friend and his AC went out, so I invited him to sleep in my bed. were just friends, swear."

>>54974857
Mine peaked at $21k during the surge, then went down to $17k. I think you missed it.

If dubs gold goes on historical rally starting tomorrow

>>54974896
>That story by the killing fields journalist a few months back heavily implied that some of their divers helped blow the Nordstream.
now that's some interesting shit.. sauce?

i am going long FTCH then short before earnings

the pump on the SPY 5 minute chart looks stupid without any news

why the fukc are we pumping??

>>54974993
How anybody bought the narrative that Russia blew up their own pipeline is absolutely baffling. They had literally nothing to gain from that.

wow. reply to a post ITT and get a warning for being off topic. fuck you jannies

>>54975012
i sold some naked calls this morning to pay for graham crackers and peanut butter.

>>54975014
Nobody. And people got real angry at propaganda media trying to astroturf that nato bullshit cope

Daily reminder that this market is pure ass cancer

>>54975023
Don't you want to say something like
>JANNIES ARE TRANNIES FELLOW SHITPOSTER
incompetency

>>54974877
I got warned for being off topic by replying to this post.

we hit the top

>>54975039
>astroturf
you really like using that word today dont you reddit tranny?

hm i think i will buy some SOXS

it looks very juicy rn

and the crab continues

>>54975049
you shouldn't joke about that, millennial rates of that particular affliction are way up

>>54975065
It's a good word that describes perfectly when contractors try to spread inorganic narratives they are paid pennies to do so

>>54975014
of course they didn't, but there was a LOT of bot posting pushing that narrative

>>54975049
>ass cancer
>>54975077
>way up
Whoever use canola oil ya soul'll boil
For a longer time than it take a diet cola to spoil

>he's here
Alright I'm out.

it amazes me the amount of porn and NSFW images that get shit posted in the catalog, yet I get warned for replying to a post.

>>54975084
so what is the non-astroturfed reason for this lilpump we are seeing today mr smarty pants?

>>54975105
Stop replying to (((shitposter)))

>>54974877
>He was a car guy
>She ends up in a car crying
P O T T E R Y

>>54975117
Real feedback isn't free. Take what you get or leave it

well I just bought NFLX for the 10th time today. Will be sure to sell it after a 0.25% gain like the last 9 times. Crab market sure is fun ain't it fellow sodomites?

>>54975126
>Real feedback isn't free
and that's why i Astroturf

>>54974765
nah

>>54974877
>He was a car guy
>She ends up in a car crying
P O T T E R Y

autists taking everything literally
it's clearly tongue in cheek
i'm sure she didn't leave a guy just because he had a pet snake. you have to think about the kind of people that own snakes, and they're usually fucking psychos

>>54974668
Cool we can finally go down now

>>54975147
post bobs

>>54975136
I don't know why you astroturf, neither do I care. It's just annoying and obvious

>>54975152
>It's just annoying and obvious
sounds like a (you) problem

Test

So is anyone going to short rumble with me before earnings tonight or am I on my own?

>>54975180
Not after what happened with UONE

bonjour

>>54975180
i'll buy a poot if you guys can get SPY back to $411.50 momentarily

>>54975180
Gl. They secured a lot of funding lately and have beaten YouTube in conservative audience

Can't even shitpost in smgay anymore, sad day

>>54975193
>They secured a lot of funding lately
that happens a lot with failing companies

>>54974682
On the flip side, on May 5th Spy 390p had over 100k of vol, and spy was 1pt down. So those bets aren't really shit. Don't be surprised some twitter handle is trying to pump bags.

>>54975187
Juneteenth hasn't even happened yet.
>>54975193
It's literally a gamble. With tech getting completely heemed, I fully expect the little guys like rumble to get hit hard as well. Although, there expected earnings is something like -0.01 and they crushed im Q4. I still think they are going to bomb because they're anti-globohomo.

>>54975217
The
>Lets short rumble fellow goys
Astroturf wasn't very subtle

when AAPL, MSFT, AMZN, GOOG are flat then semis are taking over for the day
fake and gay market

>>54975180
I'll be shorting your wife's pantsu when I give her a wedgie

>>54975242
kek lighten up sir, its just top keks

>>54975188

>>54975237
Rumble grows, YouTube is stagnating and bitchute, Odysse and that lemon farm are pretty much dying

>>54975187
Is there actual seasonality with that stock now with that fake and forced holiday?

>WAL up 12%
this truly is the exit pump isn't it?

>>54975264
if you are so smart and NOT astroturfing, why aren't you anime girl posting?

>>54975242
Would you stop talking about astroturfing you schizo?
>>54975253
No
>>54975264
No
>>54975268
Yes

>>54975273
Why should I avatar fag? My last avatar fagging was an experiment on meme spreading that succeeded. Currently no need

When is UVXY going to reverse split

thanks fellas for the clean exit on my 25 lot of 0dtes, i wont bitch about the few cents i left on the table. pleasure doin /biz/... now about that rumble short, what's the redpill?

>>54975299
Hopefully soon. The spread even 1 penny is too large a percentage of the current price

>Want to get rid of my stocks as soon as market opens
>Get a pending order
>Stocks are going to be sold as soon as markets open fr fr no cap
>Stock opens at 145.5 usd
>Pending order's done
>Stock gets sold at 142.9 usd, about 4 minutes after open
>"bro we sold it at open, fr fr no cap bussin"
Why the fuck are brokers like this?

>>54975281
No. That word is too good to make astroturfer seeth hard
>No
Yes. YouTubes next adcopalypse is in the making, odysee got fucked by the sec and justin failed. Bitchute... Yeah

>>54975318
>4 minutes after open
1 and a half minutes after open, my bad.

>>54975284
>Why should I avatar fag?
why not? im bobo greene around these parts.
DRAW EVERYONE IN THE ROOM CHIPS SO THEY CAN PLAY ON THE HOUSE... its all just chips on the house at the end of the day

I BOUGHT THE TOP AGAIN

>>54975321
If YouTube goes down (they won't) they'll drag everyone down with them.

>>54975333
>Avatar fagging
>On an anonymous imageboard
Gay and cringe pilled

>>54975338
What did you buy?

This chatter makes me wonder how the fuck dailymotion is still a thing.

>>54975348
It's not going down it will just attract less new creative content with all the boomer media coming 15 years too late to the internet and trying to get priority deals

>>54975359
so you must not know who I am then... IM BOBO GREENE, I MADE MY BONES WHEN YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH CHEERLEADERS

NFLX you goddam piece of shit go up right now

>>54975188
in the end it all returns to flat

>>54975375
I don't care who you are. Go back and make an advertising profile on twitter, facebook or any of the other attention whore platforms

>>54975372
Rumble has a p/e of 43 and a market cap of almost 4 billion which is absurd for a service nobody uses.

Will a second great depression outweigh the AI hype in tech stocks?

>>54975397
It's attracting content creators that got abused on the new liberal fascists platforms. Investors seem to expect that the upping of censorship of anything right of Mao will make rumble the go to

>>54975393
you sound ornery. you didn't get shaken outta your shorts today did ya?

>>54975400
>Nvidia $NVDA with 1000 max strike and timeframe Dec. 2024 $535 calls were bought today above $30

Great depression. More like great AI Bull Market.

I need a 2x. That's all I need.

>>54975431
I am currently only investing in two things and don't plan to change that anytime soon. Especially not after the last two months of bank failure, the may fomc and debt ceiling circus

>>54975415
Right wingers don't create content, they have jobs.

>>54975318
Let me guess... niggers from fidelity?

DXY double bottoming here. Am I the first to post this in 2023?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

AI bros are eating good today. Guess the meme wasn't dead after all.

Boring gay crab day

>>54975455
Right wingers have created the most creative content for the past decade, and that without any public hand outs or other corpo astroturfing

>>54975389
Kek snibs

>>54975400
Someone post the actual pig gif pls.

>>54975449
I need soxl to go to 70 for me to x2
Will AI save us Soxl sisters?

>>54975318
Market orders in general are trash, but market on open/close orders are unironically just giving a free handout to get frontrun.

>>54975393
>astroturf
I watched Randy Johnson's 4000th strikeout with my dad back in the day. Think it was on astroturf

>>54975447
The NY Fed manufacturing index is already at 2007-2009 recession lows, and it's still going down.

>>54975493
Defensive seething, hilarious

Guys, wtf!?I went for a nap (EU) and you guys throw EU around like a shitcoin more than South Africa (JTOPI). What the fuck are you doing to us?

>>54975477
Kek just like DWAC right?

>>54975503
That means it can only go up from here.

>>54975520
I have no idea what that is. But I doubt that a corpo brainwashed new liberal fascist is aware of anything outside his curated bubble

>>54975504
idk i locked in $200 realized profit today after things were looking not so hot there for a bit. seethe for what? sold a bunch of covered calls on my winners this morning, used the cash to double down on a loser that I now have 100 shares of and sold a CC on that too. comfy strats

>he doesn't own UONE
Its like you hate money

>>54975415
Far right or what "they" consider far right content is all rumble has to offer. Their target audience is so small and consistently bitching and complaing about something new every week. Rumble has absolutely no future

>>54975539
>on what
I love insterting micro memes into the Zeitgeist
Enough posting you fascists got enough free feedback

>>54975453
>I am currently only investing in two things and don't plan to change that anytime soon
let me guess... treasuries and VIX shorts? you arn't anonymous here

>>54975545
disgusting

>>54975527
>The NY Fed manufacturing index is already at 2007-2009 recession lows
>and it's still going down.
>"That means it can only go up from here."
I refuse to believe anyone is this retarded.

>>54975518
we want you all to make it. Gotta shake out week hands first though

>>54975188
I could always count on you when I choose the wrong side, Mr. Snibs

>>54975536
Leftists and woke cannot be creative, because to be creative, to create new things, you need to RISK being offensive at the very least. This is impossible in their current culture and why they are only making 'remakes' and things that are already fleshed out like comicbook hero's.

>>54975559
I'm racist and I can admit it's pretty hot. She has that cute white girl facial expression

Reminder that reits belong in your roth ira

>>54975565
>4 new posts
But I'm short. You only gave me a new opportunity to load up, although I missed the top an hour ago. I'm sure we'll reach it again

a SAG actor strike might be happening next month and also a DGA(Directors Guild of America) all due to ai

>>54975545
shes def mixed. she has a pretty face

>>54975553
cheers fren, i should probably shower now that Im not hooked on poots I cant afford to exercise

>>54975594
Good. Bullish on AMD, NVDA, ON, and everything else besides INTC.

test

reminder that we are in the mother of all bubbles

>>54975536
>I have no idea what that is
You're either a newfag, a glowie, or both.

>>54975567
jesus h christ

>>54975594
>theyr TakiN r jerbs

>>54975625
Testing as well

any late day runners?

>>54975625
>>54975642
If you can read this, you're a faggot

>>54975625
>>54975642
Test

>>54975633
Price rising means it must be a bubble.

>>54975625
>>54975642
>>54975655
Welcome back my bruddahs

Kill crabs. Behead crabs. Roundhouse kick a crab into the breakwater concrete. Slam dunk a crab egg into the trash can. Crucify filthy crabs. Defecate into a crab's water. Stomp a pregnant crab with steel toe boots. Make crabs payout my VIX calls. Crack crab claws with crab claw crackers. Overtrap crabs into extinction. Throw crabs into a shark's mouth. Catapult crabs into a hot Red Lobster frying pan.

SQQQ also doing a year-long double bottom

>>54975690
>TA on on LETFs
Still, I'm interested to see when economic reality will catch up with tech.

>>54974302

Your participation needed:

Global Hyperinflation General. /GHG/ >>>/pol/427139582

>>54975652
I read this. Now I feel like buying index, nvda and amd.

Afk going out to buy some bud light

>>54975713
>TA period
It's all a meme

>>54975662
>money supply casually increased by 50% since 2010
>pe ratio still 50% higher than international

>>54975735
Hmm. Sounds like it must be a bubble.

>>54975720
>going to the FBI homepage
No thank you. My glowie .txt document is long enough as is. Don't need to add to it.

What the fuck was that

>>54975720
If you fags learn enough macro from us, you'll know the dollar hyperinflation is still far off, decade at least. Your country (Germany) is probably going to experience it again, in terms of the € hyperinflating to keep up with credit contraction in the US.
Even if they print the $ to the point where it causes 50% inflation (they won't, Powell is going to cause a recession, so that's deflationary not inflationary), the inflation will get exported to the RoW. Look up "exorbitant privilege".
I feel interacting with /pol/tards is a waste of time so I'll link this post there, I cbf with typing out replies for low IQ trash on /pol/.

>>54975770
Post the good webm of poem anon at least

idk what to buy anymore.

>>54975841
SOFI

>>54975841
The best purchase you can buy is time.

>>54975720
Also Mike Maloney is a fuckwit. Get better sources and not schizoid kooks like Maloney idiot broken clocks like Kiyosaki or you are gonna be fucked when you start taking investment advice from them.
Might wanna take a look at our sources here.

Say something nice about the man who saved the economy

I told you guys to buy SOFI on the cheap

>>54975853
>t. Janet Yellen

>>54975841
NGE calls or DDOG puts

>>54975478
Bumping this request I love pigs they're so cute :3
>>54975794
Blessed anon

>>54975841
You're just going to have to accept you're poor anon.

>>54975856
Worst president in US history. No, I don't need to qualify that.

>>54975853
>time
well edjumacted, heard it when he meditated in DEEP THETA
let her hate the creep later
dedicated cheap skater who keeps data
say he stayed self medicated to sleep later

>>54975841
Step 1: buy more land in the metaverse
Step 2: get paid rent in cash with Atlas Earth

>>54975794
What is the current spot price of niggers?

>>54975884
Earth 2> Atlas

>>54975880
I don't even know if you can technically call him the president. He sure as shit doesn't know he is. He thinks he at a fancy retirement ice cream parlor

how do I invest in Red Lobster, specifically in their biscuits

>>54975809
thats like the biggest red flag of child abuse ive ever seen

>>54975884
They raised taxes in my virtual neighborhood to the point where it was virtually unaffordable so now I'm virtually homeless.

>>54975859
It's been cheap for nearly two years now

Any opinions on Seeking Alpha or Financialjuice? Is it worth paying for (one of) them?

>>54975936
Kek. Fuck no.

>>54975916
Shop at WMT: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Red-Lobster-Cheddar-Bay-Biscuit-Mix-Makes-10-Biscuits-11-36-oz-Box/32183361

This is financial, legal, medical, and spiritual advice.

"Web 3.0"

>>54975916
Don't invest in darden restaurants they've completely nose dived. I was a bartender there in my early 20's and the place was actually pretty nice. Right before I left they had introduced a 1 biscuit per customer policy. So if you wanted more you had to ask each time for another one rather than just bringing you out a basket of like 6 or 8. Went there a couple years ago and all the portion sizes are cut in half and their prices have doubled. It's sad to see it like that.

Just cut loose my $9 BOIL bag. Natgas can start pumping now.

>>54975929
Not sure if poem anon was abused or not, you'll have to ask him. I don't know if he caught the HIV as a child or not.

Bullish on VICE?

$SPY is being annoying and not letting itself dump to VWAP. Hoping it does soon.

>>54975946
Are there any news portals worth paying for then? I just want to keep up with general news regarding stocks/forex/commodities

>>54975947
I got mine at Publix during a 2 for 1 bargain

>>54975884
Right in the cringe collection

>>54975994
uh oh janny better not see this and get a hissy fit over it since politics and economics have nothing to do with each other

>>54975936
Are you retarded? Why would u sub to these

>>54975994
Oh good, let the subversion continue!

post late day runners

>>54976018
>>54975995

>>54976020
TQQQ

guys the golden bullrun is here don't worry about sticky core inflation above the federal funds rate bros. don't worry about hot job market and lack of tightening in credit origination. don't worry about CRE.
line finna go up fr fr

>>54975933
Student loan pause is about to end

Got 20k to invest... What’s /smg/ shilling these days?

>>54976013
Gotta hand it to the left wing jannies honestly. They took over reddit and deplatformed anyone with wrong think™, then then came here and started the same thing.

>enjoy watching Disney+ because they're in the index
>love playing nintendo because they're in the index
>love drinking beer cause its in the index
>pay for everything on my Mastercard cause its in the index
>samsung phone cause its in the index
>fill up at the shell cause its in the index
>munch on fruit pastilles and Toblerone cause its in the index

Life is more fulfilling when you invest.

>>54976043
MM fund waiting room till SPY below 350
its comfy get in here

>>54976043
SoFi

well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

>>54976043
All in RUM puts

>>54976043
SOXL.
Moon and lambo soon.
Just wait for AI

>>54976047
you genuinely disgust me. I hope you're happy

>>54975995
Just get on fintwit desu, nowhere else comes close

>>54976061
based

>>54976068
It's like I'm paying myself

>>54976043
Have you heard of... 1 month t-bills?

yield curve

>>54976044
>left wing jannies
It's feds. They're paying contractors to shill left wing politics online, and to censor opposing views. Literally the biggest scandal of our lifetime, but it will never see the light of day.

Markets will crash?

Two more weeks?


Just go long because everyone is short.

>>54976061
WELL

>>54976096
For me, it's the reddit spacing.

why is shit like MU pumping

Two More Weeks right Bobo?

>>54976136
Yes

>>54976123
An important lesson to understand is that people who trade cyclicals are all retarded. But at this point it's just sort of the way it works so you have to go along with it.

>>54976123
>Rotate from MU to QCOM
>MU up the amount my QCOM is down
The fuckin bogs are eternal.

>>54975936
Seeking Alpha's daily newsletter is good for catching up on the news, absolutely wouldn't pay for anything though.

>>54976094
Do you think they shadow NEETs here to truly learn how to blend in? Although a fisherman can always spot another fisherman. You can't fool someone with autism.

>>54976043
SCHW

>>54976064
>All in RUM puts
I have a $40 play on, might go as high as a $120 play if im feeling zesty before the bell

>super hard pump
>want to sell calls cause Im not all that invested
>calls are near worthless
>umm okay how about downside protection
>puts are near worthless but slightly more expensive
>at the same time will clearly eat away at the pockets if crabbing continues
Huh feels like all of this is on purpose

>>54976146
we are not even in the correct cycle for semis never mind fucking tech as a whole

how to make facial hair grow thicker? and yes this is a financial question because beards = success

How soon after close do companies usually report their earnings?

Friendship with SPY ended.
Now best friends with SPLG.
>>54976094
Remember when Ghislaine Maxwell was revealed to have a Reddit account?

>>54976200
>>54976200

>>54976181
>sell calls
go back to doing that, it may be collecting pennies in front of a bulldozer but its fun

>>54976191
It varies. Some are instant some are after a few hours.

Am I the only one locked out of fidelity? Why isn't that the only thing this thread is talking about?

>>54976094
its a good thing nigs will still be nigs though am i right fellas?

>>54976210
Just you
You probably got too many good faith violations

>>54976181
Honestly buying some of those cheap puts 6-12 months out would probably be a decent deal here.
I'm not gonna do it though.

>>54976189
Rub your cum into it.

>>54976199
Ah, the crisp refreshment of Asahi. I'll be at the grocery store later today, too...

>>54976076
Looks promising. Thanks lad.

Captcha: pnWANK

>>54976210
too many racist memes, chud
now you have to pay the price

>>54976123
I bought MU on 2022-09-1
Cost basis $56.73
I'm up 13.9%. Should I sell?
When I was in university I took a class on investing because I'm interested in finance but I'm a compsci guy so I just took it on a whim. Micron was the first stock I fake invested in because I thought the name was cool, so when I actually started investing I put in a few hundred bucks just for retarded nostalgia. Sold it in 2021 when it had its first big peak and rebought it last year

>>54975992
I was neglected, but not abused
And I never caught HIV/AIDS

How do I automate my investing with AI?

>>54976660
Crossboarder...

>>54977046
Not my fault hiroshimoot wont put spoiler tags on all the boards

>>54976041
>implying people wont ignore loans for years.
>implying they wont lose millions in lawer fees trying to get people to pay
>implying they wont sell most the debt at penny on the dollar