/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for fuck mumus

How to take out debt in argentine dollars to pay back in street value us dollars.

>>54965372
>you shouldn't sell calls under your basis unless you want some premium to exit the position
Red pill on this. Should I do this on my losers I want out of vs just selling for a loss?

>>54965282
what a fucking bake slut. Shame on you

i'm selling everything tomorrow morning pre market

>>54965433
i almost used this photo

>>54965410
Just sell for the L. Missing an exit pump because you're locked into a call feels horrible and the premium is so miniscule it isn't worth it. Maybe you could do an ITM call if you really want to ensure some premo, but it still is not a good idea.

What am i buying this week?

>>54965467
fl puts

>>54965467
>wmt
Thursdays gonna be rough

>>54965467
>boot barn
kek

>>54965480 You will rue the day you doubt the foot fags

Is it better to be loved or feared?

>futures

>megacaps are stalled
>central bank liquidity is stalled
>dollar is stalled
>vix is stalled
>regional banks are stalled

honestly what the fuck do we trade this week

When are we going to call the recession finally a recession? Practically every retail industry has just suddenly died, and with WPB going the way of other banks next week I think the only industry that will somehow make it as recession proof is going to be discount food industry

>>54965467
Rumble shorts seem like an obvious play. Nobody used that platform

How do I buy Hydrogen???????????

>>54965433
but why

>>54965634
I think you know what happens next. Hope you are all in on bear ETFs

>>54965658
just use your belt or jump off a roof, no need to go for an exit bag

>>54965634
Fucking PACW survived the weekend? Why yes, I am going to trade that.

>>54965635
pawn shops are up because they're a clever way to long gold, check out FCFS

YOU PUSH IT

>>54965675
it wont make it through next week
Also reminder to remind your family friends and social media followers to frontrun the bankrun

forex opens up in 10 minutes

>>54965680
Thanks, nearly forgot them, good thinking
>>54965688
and on th note of shilling bankruns, shill them rocks and btc, they have the best most established narratives to get suckers

>>54965634
when in doubt just gamble on earnings :^)

>>54965705
I bought EU just before close on friday.

>>54965634
I don't know, but I can tell you that low VIX means this week is pregnant with possibility.

>>54965664
idk i think it will go down so im gonna sell it all

>>54965666
i'm not getting bearish until i see my bears gap up this week. maybe we'll get it tomorrow with the debt ceiling meeting but it sucks being a bear right now

>>54965688
>it wont make it through next week
Why not?

>>54965740
I honestly think it will be this week. Tech was the only thing holding up the indices and they look to have topped Friday.

Is this poisoned?

>>54965734
gl, closed USD/PLN short at literal bottom, i want to reopen it after it stops pumping.

>>54965686
Ah, push it
Ah, push it
Ooh, baby, baby, baby, baby
Ooh, baby, baby, ba-baby, baby
Get up on this
Ah, push it
Ah, push it
Ah, push it
Get up on this
Ah, push it
Get up on this
Ow! Baby!
Salt-N-Pepa's here
Salt, Salt-Salt, Salt-N-Pepa's here
Salt-Salt-Salt-Salt, Salt-n-Pepa's here
Salt-n-Pepa, Salt-n-Pepa, Salt-n-Pepa's here
Salt-Salt-Salt, Salt-n-Pepa's here

push it good
(Ah, push it) push it real good
(Ah, push it) push it good
(Ah, push it) p-push it real good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

>Student Loan Cancellation Update: Biden Admin Forgives 600,000 Loans
>still hear nothing from my application
FUCK

>>54965745
The market has been overloaded with predators and grievers, especially on bank tickers. My suckers indicators are all negative and its the next rational target

>>54965717
>>54965467
alright, i'm going to short FTCH and buy HD

>>54965763
That's the same public service loan forgiveness program that's been around for years.

>The Biden administration has forgiven $42 billion in student loan debt for borrowers in public service

any anons here that applied got any?

>>54965821
That's the same bullshit "forgiveness" from the scam universities or people who completed the 10 year PSLF

>>54965763
it's a fake victory lap. the public service debt program has been a thing since before Biden.

>>54965757
In retrospect it really was a short jump from this to lizzo playing james madison's flute.

You bought calls right anon?

>>54965705
Aaaand I don't feel so confident about frontrunning dollar shorts anymore. This going to be such an annoying week.

I watched a bald eagle take a big shit today
If that's not a metaphor for the American economy and stock market, idk what is

RIP Market

>>54965775
No this rig cutting business is extremely bullish. We already were gonna have prices going up by next winter and this kills the contango decay. Once we see production dropping and power burns up, the storage curve will change and so prices.
>>54963468
It's CME futures so calls and puts

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH DEBT CEILING IS GOING TO CAUSE MARKETS TO CRASH WOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54965923
Jim Cramer has been more right than he has been wrong this year.

>>54965923
>twitter cap
twitter lost its relevancy this month - the advertising industry is going to weep

>futures

>>54965821
I am a couple years from it.
This summer I have to check on my teach grant.

>3M going bust cause of lawsuits
>based in minnesota topkek

How many more years until more SP500 boomer companies go sears mode? All that ESG and lawyers can only parasite for so long. Really amazed GE hasn't gone sears mode yet. Do we need more mechanical engineer demotivation threads on biz?

which books should i read first and why ???

>against the gods
>billion dollar whale
>liars poker
>more money than god
>princes of the yen
>staright to hell
>black swan/antifragile

>>54966063
Green eggs and ham

>>54966063

>>54966058
>mechanical engineer demotivational
the engineering field does enough damage on its own. the corporate structure killed all innovation and incentive.
>t. former ME in the aerospace industry

>>54966090
>former ME in aerospace industry

how long until we see commercial jets fall out of the sky cause boeing shareholders

>>54965467
I do business with some of those companies!

>>54966109
Doesn't that already happen
Boeing makes good drills

>>54965448
That sounds about right. Sell calls on the winners. Cut losers quickly. No calls on losers

>>54966090
Speaking of books and aerospace, reading this was jawdropping. Just amazing work all around. Imagine being alive to buy Lockheed stock back then.

>>54966135
Sure is, only a dumbass wouldn't follow that advice hahaha (it hurts more each and every day ;_;)

>>54966109
yesterday honestly. boeing and Lockheed are fucked beyond repair. it's all about sex, race, and outsourcing. Boeing's long term strategy is to not actually build anything, they are going to subcon everything and just rubber stamp, which leaves no need for Boeing itself. ULA (LM) is fucked, their lift vehicles are a joke, especially their new on it the pipeline. they can't keep good engineers and techs for more than about 18-24 months. they have basically become a training center for future SpaceX engineers. honestly the fucked themselves canceling delta 2 and giving musk a foothold in small lift. their long term plan is to buy engines from bezos essentially making their entire design dependent on their competition. SpaceX is cool, and actually innovating, but still many soul crushing aspects. china is most likely going to end up buying the Airbus name in the next decade. there is no reason for these companies to fail, much of their shortcomings are self inflicted.

>futures

>>54965467
>Retail Sales on Tuesday morning right as Retail Earnings heats up

Puts on HD, TGT

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fju9o8BVJ8

>>54966216
actually yes

>>54966166
Man your portfolio looks like mine!

>>54966216
I pray for volatility to be higher than last week
>theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqA46bO4VDI

>>54966216
It's going to be more than fine. It's going to be AWESOME!

>>54966309
lol

>futures

>>54966292
I only included the big losers. I'm still overall down 3%. Bailing for treasuries is looking more and more appealing each day.

>>54966216
I hope its bad so my UVXY calls pump

>futures

>>54966309
If DXY can keep climbing you should get your wish. It's all about the dollar right now.

>>54966322
Can someone please turn this into Sergey with AI?

>>54965672
Rude

>>54966351
>As the dollar continues to lose momentum
>He need land from murdered Indians that represent 'em
>Gold is up, urging all thugs
>Trade in y'all chains for cash and splurge it on drugs
>A more secure investment
>Food and water, a couple of gallons for your cutest daughter
A COUPLE OF GALLONS FOR YOUR CUTEST DAUGHTER

What the fuck futures opened 15 minutes ago and no one hardly said anything. You guys are my market scheduler, stop slacking off.

>>54966416
>futes

futures.

THE DOLLAR IS CRASHING

>>54966428
This is starting to feel somewhat like 2016. That was my first year trading. 2016 didn't have the spectre of doom hanging over it like this though. It was more pure crab than kangaroo.

>>54966416
US 30Y up 6 pips. This is it boys, the end is nigh.

Stock market isn't open on Sundays, retards.

>>54966447
YEAH YEAH YEAH BULLISH FOR STOCKS AHH YEAH EASY MONEY HERE I COME

>>54966454
futures opened 20 minute ago, sport

>Futures

>>54966216

>futes

>>54966454
peep the loser faggot retard

>futures

>/smg/ poster count futures

>futures

>>54966447
A COUPLE OF GALLONS FOR YOUR CUTEST DAUGHTER

>not using moon phases for entries and exits

Everyone is so scared right now. Remember what Buffet. Said. Buy When everyone is bearish...

>>54966717
Buffet himself is hording cash though.

>>54966717
Nobody is really fearful as long as things like crypto still exist

>futures

>>54966727
cringe. People have been saying that for over a decade. Its because he has literally too much money to spend

>>54966712
I always get heemed when I have positions on around the full moon

>>54966717
I bought SCHW at $49 on Fri with this logic. We'll see what the fuck happens

>>54965282
Can someone rate my pie?

https://m1.finance/kRZUWVF1aLLC

>>54966756
Only trade on new moons

>>54966727
Buffet has been wrong for how long now?
He is a better Cramer indicator than Cramer since 2020

>futures have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. I do not feel there will be soon if ever a 50 or 60 point break from present levels, such as bears have predicted.

I expect to see the stock market a good deal higher within a few months.

>>54966452
Meh the Big Boys only have until Memorial Day to crash the market. They all retreat to the Hamptons to bang Only Fans girls for the Summer and won’t return until after Labor Day. The market will crab all Summer or even pump unless Powell broadsides everyone with another Jackson Hole speech

>>54966775
This is financial advice

>>54966717
Everyone always misinterprets this quote. You do not know true fear like he's seen.

Buffet's what? 90 something. I know that Charlie Munger dude's 99. Point is both is knocking on death's door and are richer in fuck. So why should both even care about anything now. Both could lose 99% of their money and still be richer than most fucks.

>>54966838
>fear
>like he's seen
>Congressman's son
>Giant pussy best pal (charlie)
>Giant pussy himself
Kek

>>54966838
Stay priced out forever and stay poor anon.

>>54966838
>You do not know true fear like he's seen.
...yet.

ngigabrug XD

>>54965467
>>54965717
I took a two month break from the market to build a bankroll again. I don't even know where to start on this earnings call. I would think bullish on WMT? Bearish on brick and mortar stores like Foot Locker and Bath and Body Works?

>>54966900
think again. People are frontrunning a recession, cuting back on all spending, through all income classes; self-fulfilling prophecy

>>54966920
>People are frontrunning a recession
I haven't written or said this since I left public accounting but it's applicable here... SALY

G-guys?

this
right here
ain't entirely
untrue

>>54966928
Last year there were some income classes that had some optimism. This year is different

>LIV golf
LETS GO BRANDON
Top fucking kek

if and only if they start pumping my bags on the reg will i refrain from being homophobic, racist, anti-semitic and misogynistic. those are my terms.

Be prepared to short both of these companies

>>54966920
>>54966928
So you think this guy >>54965562 is onto something? Not asking for spoonfeeding, it's just hard to differentiate the FUD from the facts when it comes to a 2023 'recession'.

Walmart tanked on it's Q1 earnings last year, you really think SALY? I mean, could it really happen again? I'm just failing to see the nightmare in the room that everyone else is.

>>54966956
Loss of trust is accelerating and as said, not just the lower echellons, but practically all income classes

Kek another mcd's lawsuit over hot food. Uh correct me if I'm wrong but shouldn't the parents be able to tell if its that "hot" by feeling the box when they hold it? Instead of giving the "hot" box to the kid and saying "here stuff your face" https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/12/business/mcdonalds-chicken-nuggets-burn-lawsuit/index.html

>>54966932
TLT has been crabbing, same as everything else in the market.

>>54966988
>foods too cold you complain
>foods too hot you complain
I hope a judge throws this shit out immediately

>>54966988
>Philana Holmes and Humberto Caraballo Estevez
I'm voting against them just based on the stupid names.

>>54966971
I sense that as well... I'm trying to separate the 'doomer' mindset from the 'percentage' mindset.

Their Q4 comparable sales were up eight percent, which was "INFLATION" was plastered across every TV screen and phone. I mean, using that metric, can we expect Q1 2023 to be that much different? Only X factor as far as I can tell is less holiday spending.

Just playing devil's advocate.

>>54966734
where the fuck did he come from?

>>54966956
>I'm just failing to see the nightmare in the room that everyone else is.
They have recovered. I find it hard to believe there will be another rug pull on that. Last year was more uncertain imo. There is more consensus on fed decisions right now, even if I disagree with the pivoteers/pausers. There are only two options on the cme fed probability watch tool, pause or 25 bepis, vs last year when Walmart was doomping, nobody really knew what Jerome could or would pull out. Back then full point hikes were still on the table. Now maybe the financial system is closer to full blown collapse now with the failing regionals. But they were failing before too. It's just the rate hikes exposed poor bond portfolio management by those high paid regional bankers. Notmyproblem, nor Walmarts problem, nor the retail containers problem either. I think the fears around retail earnings are overblown

>>54966971
>Loss of trust is accelerating
So they stop buying food and necessities at Walmart? Don't think so

>>54967012
Spending on entertainement in general is down, What concerns me the most is that luxury spending has taken a slop.

>>54967033
>retail containers
Retail consoomer*

>>54967038
They buy less, despite inflation. Even discounters see less sales

This dude is saying the S&P will fall 45% based on events unfolding in the current term. (Recession)
https://www.businessinsider.com/stock-market-crash-recession-credit-crunch-debt-ceiling-sp500-wolfenbarger-2023-5

>>54967054
Well if it was that bad they would have guided down their earnings estimates right? SALY YOU FUCKS

>>54967060
It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Only reason the markets are at the levels they're at now is people expect the dollar to become worthless.

>>54967062
you can try to make a turd shine with accountancy, you should know that, and they would be stupid not to. People put less in their carts

>>54967054
Have you ever stopped to think of the /pol/ red deer scenario... People are dying. I spend the SALY. Im not dying

>>54967082
>>54967062
>>54966956
>>54966928
Who the fuck is Sally and why are you spelling it wrong?

>>54967082
That shit was filtered instantly

>>54967076
>you can try to make a turd shine with accountancy
That's what I'm saying, the ol' guide down earnings the week or two before so the stock takes that initial hit but then recovers when you "beat" those guided down figures the next week. That was last year's playbook. If they were expecting big revenue declines this quarter why wouldn't they pull that same trick out again? Unless earnings aren't going to be that bad. Remember folks, it's about to be white boy summer

>>54967085
our new tranny reddit Jannie who gives foot jobs at /smg/ meetups for free.

>>54966850
its not about the money

>>54967094
white boy what?
You must have lost a few marbles, but stay hopeful, the market lacks suckers

>>54967088
Kek suit yourself. Ignoring potentially relevant data might be detrimental to you in the future

>>54967108
/pol/ astroturfs have gone down the shitter with the start of the falling down chinks, there were a few themes that were able to be integrated, but most, straight to the filter, the redd deer shit and the worm retardation were some of the most lazy larps ever encountered

>>54967117
>and the worm retardation
"It's really not your concern why I got the knife, sir"
He suggest remain calm, let's not get -- "No!"
Slash his windpipe, he had them type of eyes
He might be still alive, how you get this thing to hyper drive?
Oh, give my props to the shooter
Prices at a all time low in the future
Something like fourteen, they must be on HORSE PILLS (ivermectin)
OT and zero-three to re-up on force fields
At that cost, deal, he plotted the coordinates
Two thousand three winter time upper west side, more or less

>>54967107
>>54967108
Lol, I come to /biz for advice on being bullish or bearish on the country's biggest retailer and I get two different sides of the coin. Appreciate the input and bants, unironically

Maybe I'll just have to gamble. Either full degen on calls/puts or run a straddle and hope for something.

>>54967107
>>54967117
Wait so you are doomer but not pol chud? I'm confused why else would the markets doomp if not for pol theories?

>>54966734
IT'S RAINING MEN

>>54967082
>blocks your path

>>54967085
Some old hoe I laid to rest when I put the accounting sticks down for good

>>54967164
now we can sell grease to the chinese oooooooo

>>54967164
>your path
The landlords path maybe... Notmyproblem

>>54967153
Why is it that people that hate /pol/ can never shut up about that board? It's like they've made an anonymous shitposting forum their nemesis for some retarded reason.

>>54967184
Kek someone post the chink sewer oil fried chicken stand video
>In b4 which one

>>54967153
recession front run by all income classes, the state of the gaming industry and other entertainment industries, advertisers pulling out and a slop in luxury spending as personal observations like carts that become emptier and emptier
>>54967191
mental illness, you know the demographics that hate /pol/ and not just recognize it as what it is, a source of data on specific demographics

>>54967191
>for some retarded reason
They hate the truth. And there's a lot of truth in-between the shit posts. Shout out to the chuds. I'm /ourguy/

>>54967217
>recession front run by all income classes
Why wouldn't earnings be guided down if that were true?
>Gaymers
They are fine and consooming Zelda right now for $10 more per game than previously
>other entertainment industries
Like what? Goyball stadiums are full. People are booking trips to Europe to watch their favorite goyball team play goyball over there instead of here at home just cuz they can
>Carts becoming emptier
Idk prove it, why aren't the numbies guided down already? They are just going to drop the hammer? Maybe I guess. I'll survive.

Why would anyone invest in BOIL?
>An ETF that's down 98% in the year
>has done nothing but crab downward for the last 5 months
Actually worse than a meme stock.

When I see "things" like picrelated I feel reassured that not only no crisis will ever materialize but that we're also stuck with clown world for decades to come.

>>54967217
You are the pol hater it sounds like retard. Talking about recession and bad earnings but not because of red deer but rather gaymers top kek. Faggot. I'm gonna restrain myself because the jannies keep banning me here. But ya you suck. Good luck this week gaymer empty cart noooticer

>>54967248
You just have to be right 1 time

>>54967248
u girls
are going to need
way better bait
than
that

>>54967241
To make a turd shine and get suckers that think same as last year; and no the gaming industry isnt fine, esport has lost massive amounts of sponsors and advertisers, goybox productions are staling and I don't get where you get the idea that sportsball and traveling is fine, its not.
>prove it
so you let some paki bring your food, missing out on free data
>I will survive
didnt say you wont
>>54967268
Where do you get the idea I hate /pol/. Its a board that has its usages

>54967287
Learn how to type properly Pajeet.

>>54965735
Fertile imagery

>54967295
fuck off faggot nigger jew

>>54967248
looks like its about to moon mission to 4-5 shekels

>>54967305
I love how the wojak memes just continually evolve. Kek

>54967311
But enough about (you). Next time learn how to type without pressing enter after every word you retarded subhuman faggot.

>>54967317
its Choomer. he;s just missing the right haircut
>coomer + zoomer + chad

>54967328
i
will
type
however
the fuck
i want
faggot
nigger
jew
brainlet
that
cannot
BOIL

>>54967291
>Where do you get the idea I hate /pol/
The immediate dismissal of red deer. It's happening goy.
>esport has lost massive amounts of sponsors and advertisers
What's their weighting in the poop and pee 500?
>To make a turd shine and get suckers that think same as last year
Fair enough, the MMs are sneaky like that. It's possible.
>Sportsball
Idk we're building a new stadium and like I said people are booking trips to Europe to go watch their favorite sambos play goyball
>Assuming I Instacart instead of shop myself
Idk I'm buying the same shit as last year and it's cheaper than last year, granted I try to live lean and just buy the necessities, maybe others are smartening up finally, probably not though

>his boil bags are just THAT heavy
TOPKEK

>thinks i hold BOIL bags long enough for them to get heavy
>anime
it would seem that you are in search of outlets for your own self hatred due to no refunds on the surgery
i
will
now
leave
(You)
to
suffer
with
the
smell
of
your
new
hole

>>54967352
If you cant differentiate between larps and real threads on /pol/ you should maybe consider not using the board.
Its an indicator for retail spending and expectations on retail spending, that as an industry has overtaken the music and movie industry.
That sounds very individual, here hotels are empty and they have been empty since Eastern, booking are down and on the levels as during the lockdowns.
Take the time to look into other peoples carts

Kill all jews and spics and nigs

I painted today and drew more marina I love her so much <3 <3

>>54967405
Faggot, you're the retard that got defensive over a question, methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Also
>doesn't like anime
Kek, fucking newfaggot.

>>54967419
>If you cant differentiate between larps and real threads
Oh I can... But maybe it's you who can't

>>54967428
doesn't sound like it

>>54967419
>Its an indicator for retail spending and expectations on retail spending
True but maybe everything is just tranny bullshit now and goys have had enough

>>54966717
The fear he is talking about is the "lose your shirt, jump out of window because it will never recover." When people don't feel like it's ever going to go back up fearful. We haven't even seen a sustained drop, October wasn't even that bad since we at one point were 10 pts on spy from Aug 22 highs.

>>54967446
Post your vaccination status, net worth, age, body weight, height, and mile run time. Then I might listen to you. But if you say your vaccinated and then criticize my ability to sift through data, then sir I have no no more words for you. They would be wasted on someone not capable of understanding. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Maybe you are a market shaman like me.

>broke
>down
>and
>gave
>me
>a
>you
i arrived in 2008 little kid

>>54967448
Its a mass consumer industry that has seen an exponential increase in progressive oriented gamers while the conservatives stayed stable, despite being the loudest to complain, and still buying.

>>54967060
Now this is the stuff we can look back and say it's the equivalent to BTC to 100k.. ya it pumped up almost to 70k from 20k so you were smart to be a bull, but to see Spy dump to 230 is a bit much, especially considering they will just start weighting to defensives and utilities

Sure you did newfag-kun
>doesn't like anime
>isn't a complete newfaggot
Just lol, lmao even. Keep holding those boil bags.

>>54967483
My neighbor is at the casino right noe spending her ex husbands money with her nig tier bf. People are fine. We'll see I guess. You could be right. But again if it was that bad, they wouldn't want to shock the market, they would have guided down.

>>54967474
I am not vaccinated; why should I take a rushed out experimental therapie against a desease that has in my age group a mortality rate that is lower than a severe flue.
>post more personal information
give me a moment I am gonna scan my ID for your pleasure..

>>54967504
I just wanted to know if you are a vaccinated fat slob which I'll take you at your word that you aren't. You seem reasonable. I just think they woulda guided down last week or the week before if it was truly going to be that bad

question: how bad is it really? i get this feeling like bears are fewer in number but just screech the loudest. they're in their caves most of the time brooding til they wake and then as soon as they leave the cave its non-stop REEEEEEEEEing and pant shidding.

>>54967533
Personally think it's just going to keep crabbing. In a world filled without clowns we'd have already had a nice crash, but the suspense of a soft-landing (fucking lol) seems to be keeping things barely alive.

>>54967533
have you considered actually following the economic situation for yourself directly, and not relying on the ratio of opinions here? because reality ain't anywhere near bovine for at least well into 2024.

>day 71 of holding SQQQ

>>54967533
It really doesn't look great, but even the big guys have no clue what is going on. It's an unpredictable clown fiesta on all levels.

>>54967567
no i use /smg/ as my sole indicator and guide

>>54967576
don't count the weekends, there isn't anything you can do over the weekend

>>54965634
SPX ~4350pts (+/- 75pts) medium term goal

>>54967583
He's a retarded faggot that has nothing of value to say.
>No! Don't ask questions about the condition of stocks in the stock market general!

>>54967583
there's certainly the *potential* for that to work out very well, should you parse enough factors correctly enough. may your navigations be blessed by the LORD GOD Almighty.

>>54965955
>twitter lost its relevancy this month
why?
what happened?

i get the general sentiment for the day from /smg/ and then do the inverse trade. i am up over 1B%

>>54967658
Elon's stepping down as CEO and giving his position to a WEF girl.

>>54966781
>I expect to see the stock market a good deal higher within a few months.
Mein Neger

>>54966782
>low vol summer upside drift

>>54967730
Elon is a WEF puppet too, but flying under the radar for normies
They pulled the good ol bait and switch on normies once again

>>54967761
You're absolutely right, but there was some relatively nice seethe created by him, and credit were credit is due he did unban a lot of people.

pls market do not do the fukfuk tomrrow

What NIGGER just tried to dump oil?

>>54967761
>Elon is a WEF puppet too, but flying under the radar for normies
This. He's a vaccinated hair plugged nigger loving faggot. This is market related. Please don't ban me jannies for saying the truth.

>>54967773
>he did unban a lot of people.
That's all part of the narrative to steer normies into thinking this or that celebrino is le epic based right activist fighting against globohomo. They place gatekeepers at different levels of "redpilling" so people who are interested in researching those topics fall into their narratives and arguments which are carefuly crafted.
So a normie might think he is being informed and learning about the depravity of the system with someone like joe rogan, then if they steer a bit more to the right, they go with alex jones, who was 'banned' everywhere, when if you look into it, it's obvious there was a huge publicity campaign over how banned he is, even though you have access to his content 24/7 for free on demand
The people who actually go against them are silenced, imprisoned, suicided, or disappeared. To name a few examples, that German doctor who was raided by interpol during a livestream presentation on covid vaccines, and later on arrested; also the historians who questioned the validity of the holocaust and presented evidence that contradicted the official narrative; that one young guy who made a video showing the network of gatekeepers, exposing how elon musk was a sponsor of the jre podcast, and others, who was killed afterwards; to give my final example look at donald trump throwing softball acting big and bad against the swamp only to take a big shit on his supporters when it mattered most.
Controlled opposition, and all of that. They work together, and you can't get to such a position of power if you are not part of their team

>>54967773
>he did unban a lot of people
Normie tier response. Imagine having a Twitter account

>>54967877
>faggots arguing about Twitter and identity politics
>regurgitating pol
>no discourse about earnings this month
>no discourse about fed rates

ngmi

>>54967878
I literally agreed with him you fucking retard. I don't care for Elon.

>>54967877
>That's all part of the narrative to steer normies
This guy gets it

>>54967871
>tried
looks to me like they succeeded
to
some degree

Reminder, you pay more for printer ink than you do for gold.

>>54967504
>therapie
Mein Freunds, they're finally letting us board planes leaving to the US again.

>>54967886
Post nose

>>54967887
Just yanking ya chain fren.

>>54967915
Sorry, read your earlier posts and your pretty based, just hard to read sarcasm. Keep fighting the good fight.

>>54967871
just demand fears. nothing to see here.

>>54967886
idpol is all that matters anymore. Global Nazi revolution soon. Tribalism will win

>>54967909
>>54967934
Whatever you boys say. Don't get left behind

this crabbing the last few months is brutal

>Hay annon any plans this week?
>Yeah I'm buying VIX calls
>T..that's it? What are you going to do just stare are your calls all week?
>...Yup

>>54967940
I'm diversified, albeit about to be selling covered calls on some winners to hopefully get out of those and become less diversified for various reasons. Barring full blown societal collapse I'll be aight

>>54967901
This is why I use a no frills Brother b&w laser printer. Cost of replacement parts; 50.00 for both drum and toner.

>>54967957
One thing I've learned is to never say out loud what your lose condition is. Satan is listening

>>54967969
>Satan is listening
He kept a punch line every lunch break, lunch time
And this is no time to pump fake, it's crunch time
The same split second, they let off the toast
THATS WHEN HE HIT THE SPEED DIAL AND SPED OFF, GHOST
I know those cats don't like V
And if they took my head off they'd get off most likely
And probably thought the time gizmo was my wallet
And hit the hills, no, forty more times on some foul shit
Pick a crime, he was out in the nick of time
To get paid another day and live to kick a sicker rhyme
For iller, it's like Miller malt liquor time
Up town finery where it's probably not best to flaunt
Everyone's your best friend, V steps into the restaurant

>>54967969
>never say out loud
You don't think they have your thoughts already?

natty holding that bump pretty solidly thus far
i'm prepared to pour more into my holdings on any good dip it might take, but what we have going on right now is pretty decent showing of reasonably strong support above the 2teens and a hair trigger tendency to spike.
i do not intend any longer than holds of days at most until i start seeing weeks making sense, but also keep in mind that the next cootract rooliolio is coming up early June and i almost assuredly will not hold through any of that shit.

>>54967969
>lose condition
Societal collapse is a lose condition for everyone, not just my lil stock portfolio. I'll be trying to form a raider group with my neighbors at that point... Wonder whose houses we'll raid first in that scenario...

>>54968016
Start with the darkest people then work your way up

>>54968032
Well to be honest in our neighborhood, we would be bunkering in and warding off the small hoards of negro raiders that were able to venture out of their inner city ghetto, then after they are taken care of we would go door to door beanie sigel style saying "get down or lay down"

>futes
What hand you roll up with?

What is he buying tomorrow?

>>54966932
I'm down 67% on TMF

Will Thailands new government go woke and end ladyboy cooming?

>>54967773
the unbans are part of a cycle that is very clearly repeated in social engineering whereby there are repeated tightenings and loosenings of freedom of expression and thought followed by shaming/negative association such that people become afraid to share the same opinion, or for those who are even dumber, will change their mind completely based upon spurious and loose associations with maligned groups

>>54968194
Bitcoin dumps precede stock market dumps, bitcoin pumps precede stock market pumps. Tomorrow is the technical bounce to 33,550.

>>54967789
Please more fukfuk. I haven't gotten to make one of these in a while.

>have to fill out a schedule k-1
i want to fucking kill myself

>>54965282
Do you invest in healthcare?

>>54968608
credentialism was a mistake.

>>54968608
A customer base that is forced to use you due to brainwashing and it's paid for by the government. Why the hell not? Not to mention the industry is so top heavy with executives and pencil pushers that they can easily cut costs by just downsizing administration.

CHECK THE PRICE (OF OIL)

>>54968552
those fuckers always come so late, too

Just don't look at the market for 36 months. Everything is going to be alright.

>>54968608
SYK has been great to me. If only they had a job open near me.

>>54968694
this increases the risk for Nato/Ukraine/Russia escalation

Went to TGT and got some peach rings
LFG!

Nigger will win America will be destroyed and nigger warlords will loot the remains

>>54968845
Probably some of it
But America is really big and there's not that may negros in the grand scheme of things

they really got Bill Burr to be the voice for this little podcast Barry was listening to lol

Is it really over, /smg/

>futes

futures are crabbing

>>54968708
>Just don't look at the market for 36 months
Where would an American in his 30s that looks like he's in his early 20s with a million buckaroos go to implement that strat while living comfy but not extra luxurious... Malaysia seems nice. They have golf courses with female caddies that wear bonnet hats and read the green for you

>>54968917
pinoyland is good for that, ive heard

>>54968694
Slurp time or wait for a huge wick down? We all know it's going back to the mid 70s

>>54965365
>How to take out debt in argentine dollars to pay back in street value us dollars.
That's the Allodial Money Power mega-corp. front game, not for little people. However, you are discerning for seeing that angle of the economic attack being waged against the people of Argentina by the Allodial Royals and Rothschilds.
Do you see how a hyperinflation in Argentinian dollars is actually a deflation for the Money Power mega-corps in outside US dollars? Weimar was the same thing.
The Allodials bought up both for pennies on the dollar with an external currency.
People are numb and dumb that they think the allodials will hyperinflate their own currency and wipe out their own debts!
No, suckahs, that's not how they roll.

>>54968608
No, I invest in the companies that send people to health clinics (KO)

>>54968424
Bitcoin dump last week ended up being a crab for the indices

>>54968957
>Slurp time or wait for a huge wick down? We all know it's going back to the mid 70s
The debt-bomb will blow, but the markets can stay irrational longer than you, or I, can stay solvent. Wisen up and begin to listen to GaryK.com.
Gary watches markets like 4channers watch porn stars, and he knows what good markets look like, and he know when insiders are talking markets up and getting out. He was out of the markets in 12/07. He knew something was up when the market rolled over after the S&P went up 1,000, which he profited on, but the financial went nowhere -- all in 2007.
He was out for the down draft and didn't back in until 2009 when bids starting sticking.

>>54968499
This position makes me incredibly horny
To be in

Anybody have a feel which way the S&P / Naz "spring" is going to "snap"?
Of course, I'm talking mega-caps here since they are doing the heavy lifting while almost everything else is in a bear market.
...
I think we get an up move to punish some shorts, but a down move to test key resistance is very plausible.

>>54968983
Time for a big crab back up.

Kill crabs. Behead crabs. Roundhouse kick a crab into the breakwater concrete. Slam dunk a crab egg into the trash can. Crucify filthy crabs. Defecate into a crab's water. Stomp a pregnant crab with steel toe boots. Make crabs payout my VIX calls. Crack crab claws with crab claw crackers. Overtrap crabs into extinction. Throw crabs into a shark's mouth. Catapult crabs into a hot Red Lobster frying pan.

Only four more years of waiting until the next Horizon game.

>>54969012
>resistance

>>54968963
Why dont we invest in argentina gov bonds. 97% interest rate

>>54969022
shaddup bitch

This isn't a crab, we're in a new bull market. SPY 440 is today

>>54968987
ty for the suggestion.
I'll give Gary (((K))) a listen.
Initially I sense that there is a "risk" he might become my new internet dad.

>futures
we're recovering bros

>futures

>>54969022
Based
>>54968872
Yes
>>54968499
Sauce?

>>54969163
I wish I had a cat.

Is this bullish?

>>54969346
>t's been ages since we saw futures be higher before the next day's trading. It's a big reason why the market's been so discouraging. Yet I have a long piece out tonight for club members that might help....

>>54969346
>cramer
It's over

>>54968608
that's not health or care

>>54966781
>I expect to see the stock market a good deal higher within a few months.
What about tomorrow? Lower?

>>54969224
>>>/h/7376136 I wish I saved the artist's twitter

>>54969392

Is using a stock screener a decent way to find a job? I figure if the company stock looks nice I ought to work there and get some as compensation.

>>54969400
Can't reverse image search that shit?

>>54969419
Concentration risk: Suppose you work somewhere for a year, pile up some stock, and the industry takes a turn for the worst. Now your job and portfolio are imminently fucked. Plus good stocks might be shit places to work - consider Amazon over the past decade.

That said, if you're choosing among candidate companies within an industry, the stock price action will hint which ones are growing and which are bleeding out.

Bros, time to sell gold? Always do the opposite of what the media is say after all. Normie news are telling people to buy gold now so I'm guessing this is the top signal? Those lil shiets

>>54969420
Shit my man it worked https://twitter.com/alapy334/status/1476464114285543426.. Usually twitter stuff evades reverse image search.
>SOXL futures

>>54969446
oil is saying to me the dollar is strong and commodities are shit. I don't dabble in precious metals though so maybe more nuance is needed.

>>54969443
I write code and I am coming to grips with the fact that all tech companies suck to work at. There's no direction, no motivation, and no care put into the product. I figure if it is going to suck might as well get some good stock comp.Only other hope is finding a non-tech place that hires a few programmers. Maybe one of the vegas hotel conglomerates (WYNN CZR RRR) are worth a shot.

>>54969504
Or you could short the industry you're working in, lose money, and still get laid off. Heh, good thing that hasn't happened to anyone here. :^)

>>54969400
Nice

>>54969478
Noice, my coomer friend. Enjoy...

>>54969503
You are correct.

>>54969503
Oil could also be pricing in a "recession" and "low demand", which is utter dogcrap since industry is running at full and peoples' habits ain't changing anytime soon. Hell, we're going into summer season and OPEC is probably gonna do another cut June 4th so we might get higher oil prices soon enough. But of course who the hell knows? Commodities are even more jewed than stocks

this thread is moving so fast no one will see that i'm a stinky poopster >:3

>>54965634
Short natural gas

OK, gentlemen, someone needs to bake. Any ideas?

Remember, it'll probably be the thread people rely on for market open.

>>54969620 I can't. Anime titty cows were deemed bad for the environment and were all sent to cowschwitz. I have no buttermilk to bake some thread cakes with.

>>54969598
Oil is the number 1 jewed commodity because of geopolitics but I dunno about the rest like OJ which is in literally every fruit flavored juice and oats

yeah oil is cartel manipulated by bureaucrats and bankers who have all the inside information

>>54969692
>>54969692
>>54969692