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I was just smoking weed and gooning to a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a shit ton of water and hold it my bladder for more pleasure while I held my aneros butt plug in my ass. Eventually my clitty started twitching and when I finally had my sissygasm (anal orgasm) a mixture of cum and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you fucking not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, cum, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my porn addiction before. I fucking hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

>> No.54947931

I smoked weed and somehow ended up clicking on a video telling me I was on a mission from God

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>>54947931

>> No.54948118

I was just smoking weed, and did the math on my portfolio, in 2018-2019 my folio was losing 1k-2k a day until market bottomed out. in 2022-2023 i was loing 5k-10k a day. welp. only way to cope now is to smoke more weed and wait until the next top. ayyyyyy... it's all so futile

>> No.54948168

>>54947918
Based.

>> No.54948200

>>54947918
>gooning
Dude just do real hypnosis that works. It's all free now. Anal is shit anyway, not nearly as pleasurable as HFO/mesuiki or bimbogasm.