/biz/ - Business & Finance

Just hodl gold silver and xrp

IEP

UVIX bros we keep winning

I hate the university gym so damn much.

>>54946137
isn't that a good place to find loose 22 year olds?

(((Saturn)))

WHOA BLACK BETTY

POWER HOUR IN SEVEN MINUTES \o/

How reliable is Earningswhispers as a site? Not just this estimate, but the site itself

>>54946149
Male ones

My SOXL average is 27.73. How long am I going to be sad?

>>54946155
it's literally going to be pour hour, with red waterfall candles and everybody is going to be poor at the end of the day.

>>54946172
after the reverse split

>>54946172
as long as it takes for you to sell it and buy IEP instead

>>54946153

BILI owners are about to be billionaires.

>>54946149
They are just there to film thirst trap videos and tell every guy that they're being creepy because they looked their way. Meanwhile they are wearing yoga pants so tight you can make out every wrinkle of their asshole.

>>54946179
You idiots were saying this when it was below $10

>>54946187
and we will say it again after it's below $10

Power hour it is

>>54946199
no chance bobocel

i think its time to finally short NVDA

>>54946149
It causes my testerone to spike and all I can think about is violence.

>>54946217
Have you tried shoving things up your butt?

I want to long KO but I'm afraid the government is gonna crack down on soda when obesity gets worse

>>54946240
Only for the hemorrhoid

bros why did AMZN dump today? I wanted it to shoot to $120...

>>54946251
>implying trump is going to do anything to shit on diet coke

>>54946275
they didn't release a flip phone

>>54946275
their AI chatbot said the n word

>>54946275
the truth is the demand for their stock out paced the rate at which they were growing, so the price is returning to the mean as demand for a piece of equity declines.

Why are bulls being so cruel? Just let it drop like it wants to.

>>54946251
>the government doing anything for the well being of it's citizens
Shiggydiggy
(I don't know what that actually means I've just seen people post it for years and was too lazy to ask)

YOU PUSH IT

>>54946311
Its the bobo's who are preventing us from pricing in the next several bull runs, we could be hyper volatility trading in the 1000-9000 range but bobo wants to fight the bull instead of allow him to run into oblivion for massive gains

There are holes. There are gaps. The volume profile is concerning. The crab may stay but it will reveal its true form: hoppy the kangaroo.

All in on SPHR

Is there a rough, overall guidance for NASDAQ or tech in general for the rest of 2023?

*knock* *knock* *knock*

JOE CHINESE SET POINT MARKET BIDEN

>>54946356
I want this market to crash and be super low until it's time for me to sell.

>>54946376
Yeah, here are the price target ranges for QQQ:
>Q2: 320-325
>Q3: 320-325
>Q4: 320-325
as a bonus
>Q1, 2024: 320-325

>>54946356
sorry mumu you can't skip the capitulation phase we need a big flush first.
after that we can rise to the moon together, ok?

>>54946356
You would get your mega pump if you just let this jalopy plow in to the ditch first. Ceaseless slurping a market what doesn't wanna go is never gonna.

Imagine being a PYPL bagholder in this market

>>54946321
It's not about wellbeing, It's about telling people they can't do something they thought they were always going to be allowed to do.

is the debt ceiling gonna be a another nothing burger?

>sick of holding bags of shit companies but despise locking in my losses
GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK, FIDELITY

Is there an easier trade in this world than shorting VIX spikes? I think not. Thanks once again for the free money futures niggers

>>54946466
sell them and buy them back at the same price to reset your average
eventually you'll forget your initial basis and feel better

>>54946485

>>54946332
>YOU PUSH IT
what song is this even?

So this is how it's going to be now? We dump all day and then just randomly for no reason pump on no news for the last 30 minutes and hit reset like Gilligan's Island shit? Goddammit I miss early 2020

>>54946511
Its from the movie about the penguins

>>54946462
Yes and no. We'll default, Biden will have a stroke, markets will panic with SPY plunging to 410.

Thankfully the soothing words of President Harris will help the market recover by the end of the day to 412.

>>54946511
You push it?

>>54946447
Tye government wants you dead, anything that contributes to that they support. That's why bill gates started coating vegetables in trans fats.

IEP LETS GOOOOOOOO

NVDA short bros, is there a chance we'll actually make it?
I know many of you mentioned in the previous thread the beating you've all taken, I include myself in that

;_;

>>54946511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Everything is obviously shit and the financial sector is irrevocably doomed but it's 3:30 EST which means we have to buy everything for no reason

WHY DID THE DUMP STOP FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

>>54946511
Stop motion kino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo

I feel like there's more of an upbeat mood around here than previously when NVDA was full retard strength mode

>>54946401
Imagine investing in QQQ when you can just invest in MSFT

>>54946539
Does anyone have the rare penguin push webm?

>>54946172
forever

Its over

>>54946577
They have a P/E ratio of 164. Their price will stay up for exactly as long as they can continue to convince retards that fancy chat bots and procedurally generated waifus are genuinely disruptive technology.

>>54946563
>IEP
Enjoy that k-1

>>54946595
Because it's afternoon, and a FRIDAY afternoon at that.

uh oh bobo what's wrong, looks like your little dumpy dump is already nearly gone? :3

>>54946621
isn't that just a giant wad of paper

>>54946615
can i get a tl;dr on that shit?

Shorts are covering. LESSSGOOO

>>54946321
Look up the Constanza meme. Shiggy is short for ISHYGDDT which is short for I seriously hope you guys dont do this

>>54946485
I've gotta get a grip

>>54946650
It means spending multiple hours filling out state tax forms to pay $50 to Kansas and Illinois.

>>54946596
I SEE IT
I NEED IT
I SEE IT
OOOOOOOOOO
I NEED IT

>>54946646
Everything returns to crab. That's all the market has done the last year
>>54946657
Ohhhhhhhh

Asinine market

That last 30 minute recovery.... fuck bank failures are SOOOOO BOOOLISHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54946676
>just putting shiggydiggy after your posts for no reason
fucking new fag, checked.

>>54946688
I've only been here for 2 weeks, I'm still learning

I'm just trying to imagine what goes through a mumu's mind when he sees the macroeconomic backdrop such as it is, notices the complete lack of breadth where literally the top 5 tech fagman stocks are holding the entire ponzi up, the recession is inevitable and not even Bidet and his entire """team""" can rewrite the definition when unemployment goes over 5%, etc. etc. so what goes through a Mumu's mind when he literally sees all this and actually punches numbers in and hits the buy button. Is it just instinct where he knows nothing else other than to buy into a 0.0001% dip with his entire stack of 4 figure wealth? Why is mumu like this and how do we stop him?

>>54946707
Lurk moar, newfren

>>54946673
I LIKE IT
I LOVE IT
I WANT SOME MORE OF IT

>>54946707
fucking newfaggot youre not supposed to post until youve browsed for 2 years minumum.

>>54946668
hmm we'll see what happens then

>>54946712

What are the statistical odds we see a down tick in the next 20 minutes?

>>54946712
>so what goes through a Mumu's mind when he literally sees all this and actually punches numbers in and hits the buy button
I take one look at PBR, receive my next 10% quarterly dividend, and I know deep down everything's gonna be alright.

>>54946721
See this is the info I need to know so I can blend in properly and eventually become an old gay

>>54946712
the recession is here. manufacturing plants are shutting down, laying off workers. regional banks for going under. market is going to crumble soon.

>>54946735
Kiss those 0DTE goodbye

>>54946735
OOOOO
HE SEES IT
OOOOO
HE NEEDS IT
OOOOOOOOOOOOO

IF ONLY I COULD BE AS COOL AS YOU
AS COOL AS YOU
AS COOL AS YOU
AS COOL AS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>54946722
If you make enough money it's probably worth it, but basically you're either wasting 5 hours or paying a CPA a thousand bucks to do it for you.

so wait do I get this right.. mumus are doing victory laps on a red day?

>>54946762
even if i'm just flipping over a few days?

We are still chopping sideways like a motherfucking crabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

>>54946776
>red day
Check again

friendly reminder that bank failures are indeed very fucking bullish

The government is going to default on its debt. Trump suggesting the Republicans should just let it die confirmed it. Make sure you buy puts before June.

>>54946745
stop grooming us

This crabbing market is so gay it's going to be tallied up in the latest Chicago mpox outbreak

wallah
and just like that, the government protects 'our' democracy by bringing SPY back above for hundred and 11 dollars ($411.00 USD).
The only thing I love more than freedom is free markets. amirite or amirite?

This price action can't help itself. It's starting Pride Month 3 weeks early.

ive disabled images and ive realized that i skip over a lot of posts simply because they post a stupid image ive seen a million times with it.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING
I'VE BEEN WAITING
IN THE SHADOWS
FOR MY TIME

>>54946790
Why would I waste time grooming you? If I wanted your bussy I'd just take it.

>>54946780
Technically yes, but if your share of the partnership profits are small enough then you can get away with skipping state income taxes.

Where are you

>>54946844
is there a version of this chart with a negative y axis?

>>54946844
Average 4chan poster is here

>MOC IMBALANCE 390 MLN SELL-SIDE.

You won mumu, congrats.

>>54946892
A win granted, but not a win earned.

which one of you retards just fat finger bought GOOG?

>>54946892
what a day
see you next week bobo, for more of your tears that is

>>54946892
are they really winning though?

>>54946844
that chart is bull shit. it's like trying to plot shootings to % of gun ownership, when you need to plot shootings to % of black population to get it to line up right.

Oh look its another bleed out the stock price through the day only to reverse in about the last hour.

Does anyone really believe this isn't manipulated? Also how long do you all expect this crab to last? We going Japan tier stock market now? Id rather know now rather than a decade later and wasted my time watching it for a decade 4 hours a day.

>>54946892
Mr. Snibs is the only one who ever wins

>>54946922

>>54946922
There's Japan-tier crabbing, then there's this. This is a whole other level of bullshit.

GSIT bros I'm pretty sure we won

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54946936
No money to be made when it crabs in a small zone before making massive erratic movements only to crab around there. That's just a quick ticket to losing money. I'd probably have lost it all by now if I didn't pull out all those months ago

>>54946941
Everyone is waiting until the debt defult bs is over, no moves to make until then

aftermarket research time:
https://nhentai.net/g/290414/
later haters

>>54946922
The crabbing ends when the government defaults on its debt. So just wait like another 2 weeks.

>>54946944
lmao

>>54946945
i feel bad for whoever bought my bag.

>>54946945
Boring,had a laugh at cryptocucks though

So who else is headed to the crypto pits until futures open Sunday night?

First time in 2024 NVDA did the 4 red candle thing

Can someone explain to an absolute fucking retard how investing in BIL I make money?
I understand it's a treasury bill 1- 3 months but what do I sell after 3 months and acquire the interest rate? I have been googling treasury bills and ETFs trying to understand but honestly I need someone to speak to me like I am 5 years old and veru, very slow.

>>54946952
That's just a circus act every time to act like they're being good at their job and not simply just making a ruckus to look like they're working hard for (you)

>>54946844
3 years watching charts. starting to get ok at it

>>54946982
>2024
fuck! NVDA wont be red until next years bros.

>>54946982
2023*
Can't type

>>54946982
tell me more about the future
give it to me straight

whats the fair price for NVDA anyways

>>54946983
You invest in BIL and you get a small drip every day then every 30 days you get a dividend and BIL drops by the price of the dividend. Total return will match slightly less than the current interest rate on 1-3 month treasuries. It's literally free money and you don't have to do anything to get it other than to buy

>>54947017
50

>>54947017
Bout 25 bucks

>>54947017
$100

Markets will keep crabbing until all bears stop shorting.

>>54947039
>>54947033
a graphics card costs $500-$1000 though.

>>54946945
I am very upset about crustaceans.

>>54946945
dunno sligthly negative but the turn around is good

>>54946945
I shorted VIX futures around mid day and rode the crab to profits

>>54947045
I need to get a new graphics card but I'm too much of a boomer to install anything on my computer. So I need one of you zoomers to come over and do it for me. I can't pay you but I have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer that I need to get rid of. You can have as much as you like. It's all perfectly good I just got too much!!!

>>54947082
>>54946945
I wish I could do this but I'll get flagged as a pattern day trader because I don't have enough money in my account.

So close, DOWboomers. So close.

>>54947098
Open a futures account. PDT doesn't apply there

>>54946945
My Auto Zone put kept my portfolio green, but my cricket bet went south and now i'm not allowed to shit post with my friends in /cric/ and I'm sad. Gookfu's business is now open though, so that's nice I guess.

>>54947082
drat i was busy pooping my pants at that time

>>54947104
A futures account? I can trade futures on my brokerage account.

>>54946945

Bobo confidence grows, now that bad news brings negative responses. Just remember Mr. Mumu and snib snib.. it's only going to get more ogre from here with bad news coming down the pipeline.

also
>No you bought calls anon (hes a kike shill)
>No putsrdawae polish poster either

>>54946910
FUFUFUCKKCKCUFCKSCKKCKC STOP POSTING LUM YOU SACK OF CRAP. This is yer final warning, son

>>54947115
What kind of business did she open? A massage parlor?

>>54947129
>can trade futures on my brokerage account.
well then you're golden. No PDT as long as you stick to futures

>>54947115
what does she sell?

>>54946402
>>54946416
they printed a few trillion this time so I would guess there is still a decade left of slurping

>>54946945
-0.98%

>>54947156
"money on the sidelines" is a meme anon. no such thing exist.
money is going into money market funds and still rising..

>>54947152
>>54947154
lol, no it's a nail salon

>>54947203
nice. I hope it goes well for her.

Did we ever come to a conclusion about investing in Chewy (ticker CHWY)?

AFTERNOON PUMPBROS WW@

>>54947140
>No you bought calls anon (hes a kike shill)
>No putsrdawae polish poster either
Those folks usually show up a little later.

>Yellen now only has $143k

>>54947234
no but I assume some anons are still holding mutant fish

>>54947214
thanks, she's super happy. we'll see if she can make it work. fucking thing cost me a small fortune to get up and running, and i'd like for it to be successful so i can get a return what i invested

>>54947295
I know it's not a massage parlor but can I still get an unenthusiastic Asian handjob?

Im horny

>>54947028
Thank you

>>54947318
she'll hot wax your balls if you'd like

Lot of reports next week,looks like the crab dies on monday

>>54947339
I'll take it

>>54947346
You expect the Empire Fed survey to kill the market?

So today it was tank tank tank, then, move back up close to zero at the end of the day.
Why?

>>54946251
whatchu think, they gon be sayin we cant use our EEBEETEE on dat cocacola???

>>54947373

>>54947373
Because retards are still pricing in rate cuts by summer and thus are assuming they'll have access to free money with which to keep prices screaming upward into delusional orbit

>>54947346
0dte crab options are just too lucrative m8. There is no way the crab dies until something shifts the entire paradigm of this clown market

>>54947378
Dis why we need reparations, y'all

>>54947388
I ain't gonna happen. Maybe something by the end of the year, but not within the next several months.

>>54947405
Well see that's just it, it doesn't matter if bulls are right, they just need to THINK they are right, and then they can keep the prices up through the power of sheer buttfuck retardation

>>54946945
-0.5%

I really wish I started trading after covid

>speaker of the house actually threw the president under the bus
mods don't come at me, this is about the fucking debt ceiling which is very relevant

>>54947131
DID YOU GO LONG!?!

>>54947547
>cutting out what moron put words in her mouth
You chuds are just as bad as the commies.

>>54947547
Fucking kek, shes going to either lose her job or wind up dead after that.

>>54947548
Penny stocks...

>>54947534
I wish I kept trading, I got distracted by some crazy shit in life and ended up holding positions in some retard stocks that I had intended to sell
By the time I got back I was in the shitter and now I'm just holding bags

Wow some crash you got there Bobo

I guess you need two more weeks

>>54947547
Wrong headline. Biden already said hes willing to negiotate but have to keep his green energy agenda.

>>54947566
I got the opposite problem, I spent too much time staring at my trading app that I get bored and start making impulse trades

>>54947547
It's not throwing under the bus if they're already mortal enemies.

Besides, for all the stupid hype over "they need to make a deal in the next few days!" we know they'll take some private jets when and where they need to, then sign a bullshit 2 week extension on May 31st.

>>54947579
>but have to keep his green energy agenda
how much pork we talking

>>54947585
McCarthy said no short term deals, and I think he means it.

>>54947581
Well at least there are more expensive hobbies. I mean, not very many, but I have to imagine keeping a boat is worse than this right?

>>54947593
My default stance is nobody in DC has any spine, until proven otherwise. So far that's worked well.

>>54947603
my fear is that these people are idiots and will fuck it up at the last second

>>54947547
we have this circus every year and nothing ever happens

Never bet against American corruption.

>>54947591
enough to make a burrito for every illegal that crossed and will cross during Biden's term

>>54947591
>>54947619
actually that's not enough, it's more like 1,000 burritos for every illegal.

>>54947612
They write, pass, and sign what their donors tell them to. Don't worry.

>biden refuses to raise the debt ceiling unless the house/senate accept his climate change ideas
>no matter how hard I search I can't find what these are
someone please give me a name or something

>>54947547
nothingburger

>>54947663
cant they just overrule him

>>54947663
>no more oil n shiet
>fuck white people n shiet
>reparashuns n shiet

>>54947681
It requires a huge majority that the dems won't support

>>54947153
>>54947104
My broker schwab charges $2.5 per futures contract. I can't make money with a fee like that because I only have few a few thousand dollars to trade with. What broker do you use? Does your broker charge fees for futures?

>BECKY portfolio is still out performing

>>54947663
It's just political posturing so that both sides can get their donor's demands passed in a new budget. Nothing is going to happen. They do this every year and act like it's apocalyptic every time. The last time anything serious happened was in 2011 and some federal workers had their pay checks delayed a few days before Obama capitulated. Moody's did downgrade the US credit rating from AAA to AA. JNJ has a higher credit rating than the US federal government because of that. Though Moody's downgrading the US credit rating was political.

>>54947663
thats because he has no idea

Holy shit, I shoplift from some of these companies

when tf is the IRS gonna update balances on the portal?

>>54947700
I use Amp Clearing. Round trip on micros is less than $1
https://www.ampfutures.com/

QBTS

>>54947817
Is that fee attached to a minimum balance?

>>54947829
I never had to deal with a minimum balance but I wanna say it's something like $500 or so and you get the low fee with that. I also think there's a way to trade with an even lower balance but then the fee is a little higher. I'd suggest having at least $500 in there though and then you get the less than $1 round trip

>>54946716
>>54946707
>lurk moar
Fuck that. Baptism by fire. I want all new frens to invest in oil, enjoy dividends and yell nigger at every opportunity.

>market opens at 6:30 on the worst coast
Couldn't be me

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>54946112
Would regional bank stocks in banks that easily survived 2008, Fifth Thirds and Huntington, be a good long-term investment? Fifth Thirds fell to under a $1 and by 2017 were back to over $35, Huntington fell to below a $1.50 and was worth $23 by 2018. Seems like an easy way to get in on a dip and have a good amount money a decade later off a small investment.

>>54947203
Good for her and way to reinforce a stereotype. May have to do a gookfu nail saloon build in the future. Meanwhile here’s rocker taking scoopsies out for lunch and showing off his mc donalds app skills.

>>54947295
I hear they’re good for laundering money so you always can fall back on that.

What do you think about Richard D. Wyckoff, /smg/?

>>54947937
I think It's a little different this time as the government makes regionals seem obsolete, in 2008 there was no question of the 3 tiers (national, regional, local) they want to Canuck the US and make only 4-5 massive banks which obviously one of them are JPM. the real question is which regional will they upgrade to national and consolidate to point to the fact that they saved regionals. Probably Truist, in that case.

>>54947951
Scoopsies would be getting a hotdog in the buns, but not the kind in the picture
>>54947981
If nothing else he can start a human trafficking business. His gookfu is from north Korea and he bought her from a shipping container on the Boston docks.

>>54947996
for me it's wyckoff + elliott waves

>>54948031
Just keep it a kosher hotdog. You don’t want to piss of the rabbi. I imagine your tithes have been pretty thin lately.

Another week is in the bag. I did nothing all day. Sat at my desk for pretty much the whole 8hrs doing stuff on my phone to pass the time. That and took a walk during my breaks and lunch.

>>54948117
>DIS
I know it's hard stomach but the mouse is dead boomer anon

Pacw survives another week

>>54947932
shant

I should get a hobby besides trading (losing money)

>>54947591
Im thinking we bail in social security and use everyones funds to exclusively for the green future.

>>54948194
Might I suggest gambling?

What was that price action from 2 pm into close?

I want to see >6% yields.

>>54948102
Homosexuality is strictly forbidden in the Torah, that's why scoopsies has to transition first.

>>54947937
>fupa belly

What does it feel like to have sex with a fat girl that has a huge hanging belly like that?

>>54948259
It's gross. There are a lot of smells and none of them are good. I tell you this as a sniffchad.

>>54946251
would that even be the end of them? that shit sells around the world

>>54947574

>>54947795
i bought shirts from ROSS the other day. tons of hispanics there and they implemented a self checkout. seems bullish.

>>54948281
Yuck, does it smell like cheese?

>>54948281
>>54948311

Our Jewess bobosister is comparing this to 2007

>>54946832
images tend to be easy identifiers for what to skip

>>54948235
No, anon. You really, really don't.

>>54948259
>>54948281
It’s meh. The foreplay and post-nut clarity time is bad though, there is a lot of asking yourself why are you doing this.

>>54947579
>i'm willing to negotiate if I get everything I want
lol, default it

>>54947295
how much did it cost? what was the biggest cost? dating a gookfu 3 months and shes a lash technician. wondering how much it would cost to set her up later

>>54948305
Just bought another 100 MEXX.

>>54948311
Smells like BO mostly. Obese women start smelling bad like 15 minutes after leaving the shower.

So is IEP going to be a thing? Clearly defined support at $30, what looks like resistance at $38 or $40, long term traded around $50. Icahn doesn’t give a fuck, his claim to fame is firing 12 stories of people.

>>54948060
Ive never seen anyone use elliot waves that wasnt a Chronic money loser

>>54948386
I'm starting to think baggot is a closet richfag. Who the hell can afford to casually buy their Korean sex slave a nail studio in this economy? I guess being Jewish has its benefits.

>>54948504
people who use solely rely on elliott waves are retards, that I agree

>>54947951
Blessed lego poster

>>54948378
I wonder what its like to be a chubby chaser that's into women that weight 300lbs or more? Must feel fucking weird as shit to like girls that can get stuck in doors or crush cars down.

Hey bros just got back from work and the gym, how was the market while I was gone? Hahahaha, don't worry, I already know it didn't go anywhere. Anyways got to go. Life is short and I sure hope you all aren't spending it here. Go eat some chinese food and get your dick sucked.

>>54948592
I didn't get high so not so good

>>54948577
You can absolutely slam them with no regard for human life because of the extra padding. That's about the only positive.

>>54948511
You seriously bought a business for your girlfriend? It sounds like a third world romance scam.

>>54948612
I didn't buy shit for anyone, that was baggot

Lads I don't think the rates are gonna be cut by the time I buy a house next year... JPow please don't make me get a 7% mortgage...

NYSE Advance-Decline Cumulative line shown above the NYSE chart.

Bulls do not want that trend to break.

>>54948511
You should have realized that when he frequently blows 10-20k on shitty options just to make a joke on Smg

Remember 2008? You probably don't.... because Bear SHITSTERINS failed in March and the market rallied 10% until it crashed in Q3.

Yeah this is totally not a repeat of 2008..

>>54948791
There certainly werent Dumb kpop posters back then either.

>>54948577
you have misunderstood that word. chubby grils are just cute and soft and absolutely not what you described

>>54948800
Shut up and go long faggot.

What I am saying is this bull run still has legs faggot... until it ultimately gets rugged.

>>54948791
I’m getting some of those scary summer of ‘08 vibes back, maybe because of some personal things from back then repeating themselves, but there is an energy in the air that I last felt around 2018 before we had the Christmas rally.

Every time there has been rate cuts is when a crash actually happens. You better hope that they are good on their "higher for longer" mantra mumu.

>>54948637
That's my plan to start shorting on the first rate cute.

Which sector + subsector has the fewest jeets? I'll stick the majority of my cash there.

>>54948831
More like rates get panic cut BECAUSE a crash started

>>54948645
just live in a tent until the rates come down retard

>>54948828
The situation is considerably worse than 08 in every conceivable way. It's going to be a crash and then a decade of crabbing, maybe longer. If BRICS nations actually phase out the dollar than the sky is the limit for how bad things will get. It's going to literally turn the entire boomer generation into 3rd worlders because all of their retirement funds are going to get liquidated. So I hope everyone is looking forward to their parents moving in with them.

>>54947663
John Podesta, a democrat hack, is going to oversee handing out 400 billion dollars to friends and family of the democrat party with virtually no oversight.

>>54949016
>the entire boomer generation will get liquidated but none of that will affect us and we will still have places for our parents to move into

>>54949060
That's really all it is. Funny how the inflation reduction act was about "fighting climate change" and nobody said a word against it. The dem base is so brainwashed and asleep at the wheel that they really don't give a fuck what this admin does. But God forbid Clarence Thomas takes a vacation on the republican dime, thats where they draw the line.

I'm bored of these marginal gains. I want to gamble it all on option plays and rope if I bet wrong

I should have done it on my google calls i bought a month or two ago, but i only put 3% of my port in. Sigh

>>54949093
newly created and fake shell companies posing as "climate science institutions" are being created and incorporated in Delaware even as we speak. They will be given massive grants to do climate research, which they will never pay back. The money will go into bloated salaries, its all a massive scam.

>>54949093
I don't know whether to laugh or scream whenever I hear a libtard bring up the "inflation reduction" act as something good Biden did.

>>54949130
and campaign contributions to ensure the grant money continues to flow.

Go long or short? the pain trade is def up.

>>54949118
>rope if I bet wrong
dumbest and gayest notion ever

>>54947919
>worst coast
I could have sworn the authoritarian east coast opened up their market at 9:30 am

>>54949231
>>54949231

>>54949217
People on the Left Coast can’t handle the Beast Coast

Should invest in carvana? Am I retarded?
Seems like shits been funky lately.

>>54949244
>Am I retarded
yes

>>54947663
I wouldn't bother to try out the truth of anything political. There's so much obfuscation, bad faith, misdirection, misinformation, withholding information, cherry picking outright lies and deceit, and scams. And even in situations where something is on camera, for you to see with your very eyes there are opposing interpretations depending on political affiliation. Mass politics is a mistake. It turns every person involved in politics into a conniving shit.