/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54944922
all in bitches.

>>54944922
I'd make a down payment on one of these

>>54944922
You can't win $1m on any platform.

>>54944964
You can win more than 1m on Stake.

find a roulette table
all in 1 million on red

ez double

>>54944964
>>54944976

what OP means if you made 1 million with crypto...after all crypto IS gambling

>>54944922
Proceed losing all of it on crypto gambling

>>54945075
Crypto is not gambling anymore, it is so centralized.

>>54944922
If cash out, pay my taxes and put everything that's left in treasury bills. It'll be a good source of passive income for my retirement. I will reinvest the income/interest into index funds.

>>54944922
fix my mom house so she can live and retire in comfort without having to worry about money anymore
move away to Switzerland somehow
invest 50% and hope the economy doesn't crash

500 Balls 1000$ per ball on plinko.

>>54944922
rent apartment
browse 4chan

>>54944922
buy a nice house in the country, decent 2nd hand car, few holidays

>>54944922
Sex with fat black women

>>54944922
>>54944922
Sticking to gambling will make a moron die poor meanwhile Argent Gen-2 and ride stakers now earn as much as three tokens daily.

it's just not enough for me to feel good about spending it.
7 figure hell.
all you can think about is if I could just get to 8, I would have enough and I could just start spending money without worrying about it.
a million.
the only thing I could do is invest it and wait for it to be worth more.

>>54944922
Im expecting a big sum of money tonight after no$thing pumps (x40 if the alpha i got is correct) and im honestly starting to plan what to do when i get the money. Im honestly an optimist and maybe im getting too carried away but here's my plan
>I'll pay all of my debts (That must be at least 25% of the total profit)
>I'll buy two cars, one for me, one for my mom who can't walk long distances and needs a transportation method (10% of the gains)
>I'll probably distribute 40% of the gains into a diversified portfolio to try and live off dividends.
>10% spent on things i've always wanted to buy and work equipment
>15% saved up for emergencies

I really think this could work

>>54946441
>buys car for mom
do you still live with her anon? how old are you?

>>54946441
good luck with not losing all that money in one month thanks to excessive spending

>>54944922
500k - house
300k - back-up/emergency money
100k - to my mummy
50k - travel fund
50k - fun things

>>54944922
Study the course of my dream, buy a house, invest in ORE and AZERO, and spend the rest on hos.

>>54945075
It isn't, at least not cryptos that connect web2 with web3.

>>54946441
really solid plan all things considered, fetch me the contract so i can look up your token pls

>>54946448
25 and i live alone i just care for my mom
>>54946451
kek thanks but i don't plan on losing my cash that easily
>>54946778
sure 0xFfD822149fA6749176C7a1424e71a417F26189C8

or check the dext chart
https://www.dextools.io/app/en/ether/pair-explorer/0xFfD822149fA6749176C7a1424e71a417F26189C8

>>54945091
There are still genuinely decentralized cryptos, especially those with decentralized IDs and rights.

>>54944922
BTC, ORE, QAN, bitches, and retire.

>>54944922
hoes, for sure

>>54946903
Nexera and OREID seems to be the best solution to identity.

>>54946932
Quantum resistant blockchain spotted, another newfag is ready for the bumper airdrop that's gonna many rich.

>>54946932
Nice to see self custody gaining traction, cheers to DiD.

>>54944922
live neet again and look after family

>>54944922
Buy an island and RAIL privacy token, and BTC.

>>54946932
ZK-Snark privacy token is also a good choice.

>>54947277
RAILGUN and ZCASH are good crypto niches as well.

>>54946943
pillows with c-chan

All in Chain link 1000 EOY check em

I already did. Currently I'm traveling the world trying to hit up every fine art museum I can. I'm 6 months in and only hit up two countries so far (Italy and France), so I'm expecting this to take at least another year and a half. Once that's done I'll get a do nothing government job for the benefits and plausible income, get a gf/wife, and have as many children as I can. If I can get multiple wives I will.

>>54944922
Well considering i did an all into PEEPO that would mean it mooned so i would probably make enough to pump the coin and get more money even.
So i probably would buy a house, a car and pay my tuiton, not much

>>54944922
Crack, hoes, and farming on avax

Double or nothing on Stake.

>>54944922
hookers and cocaine

>>54944922
>apartment in the city
>apartment in the seaside
>BMW x6 and a young woman driver
Thats it, would probably give family like a couple hundred thousand and then spend the rest on coke and hookers.

>>54948050
Which game on Stake?

>>54944922
I would finally buy my house where I would build my dream golf course in the backyard, buy a lambo and stake the rest in AVAX.

>>54944922
on an impressive collection of onlyfans subscriptions so i can coom 24 times a day and jack it to the sexiest whores in the world. Every day i let a cheap streethooker jack me off to do the work for me

Going broke again ofc

>>54944922
I already made a couple of dollars with PLEB to buy a vr headset, I literally make it, I met my goal and it only took me 2 years

>>54946441
>>I'll buy two cars, one for me, one for my mom who can't walk long distances and needs a transportation method (10% of the gains)
you're such a nice breed to have thought of getting a car for your mum!
I'd suggest you buy an Audi car that's holoride ready so that the old mama can have an amazing experience whenever she's on trips
>>I'll probably distribute 40% of the gains into a diversified portfolio to try and live off dividends.
sounds great, you will have a steady stream of income without any active effort on your part.

>>54951633
imagine being such a loser that even after you made it, you remain behind your shameful screen. Kek.

>>54944922
>700k on dividend and big cap stocks for a passive income
>100k on crypto
>200k on a boat and a motorcycle
>use these to travel the world and fuck bitches everywhere

You mean $600k, because you ARE going to pay your capital gains taxes, right?

>>54944922
On land. Build my own place. Become somewhat self-sufficient before the world goes to shit.

>>54944922
$400k paying off my house
$100k for exterior upgrades. a pool, better patio, etc

For the remaining $500k, I think I’d keep in laddered CDs to mitigate inflation while I DCA it all into tax advantaged investment accounts over ~5 years. Roth IRAs, Roth 401k, HSA, 529s

All in Just Business token, walk with 100 million

>>54953324
I'm sorry sir, it's just based and I can only approve.

>>54945088
why will I lose it all when I could invest in some longterm doxxed privacy project?

>>54944922
Gonna buy a sick house in the countryside and a sweet Mercedes SL 300 Gull Wing. And you know what? Since I'm a seasoned gambler, I'm gonna stack some CHUNKS so I can throw down on Goons' riskfi model.

>>54944922
Throwing in the towel on ENS and ORE. Quite promising.

>>54946538
Going after self custody focused token is never a bad idea channer.

>>54947330
Not aware of any airdrop yet but I love the multi programming feature of the platform. Since I have a fucking with the platform since its relaunch, I hope to be eligible for any upcoming airdrop.

>>54944922
Use half to invest in BTC, FTM, ARB, NXRA, OP and STG.

Use the remaining half to continue gambling.

>>54947277
NexeraID is miles ahead. It basically encompasses security, privacy and self custody.

>>54954370
I'm going long on privacy with a little little diversification into UTK. The upcoming rebranding to Xmoney is going to increase its utility in web3 payment.

>>54944922
I would shoot my shot with every woman with a big ass. I would have a new dinner companion every night. Sometimes two or three women. I would learn as much as I could from these interactions and eventually find a girl I can groom into wifery.

>>54944922
Buy all the things I love on Amazon using the CryptMI app where I can buy them and get loyalty rewards and free transaction fee.

>>54944922
Invest 50% on BTC and ETH.
10% on XMR,ZEC and RAIL
40% in savings

>>54945088
We can as well put it back into the source or just keep it safe in a privacy wallet like the Railway wallet.

>>54955276
>utility in web3 payment.
this narrative is based just like decentralized ID projects.

>>54947330
Live in the present anon, quantum threats is too futuristic. We have ZKPs to deal with privacy issues and security.

>>54947464
>>54947474
Big on privacy. Good choice.

>>54954370
I see no issues putting that chunk on XMR,ZEC,RAIL or DASH till 2025.

>>54944922
If I sold my ROSE at 5dollar and make 1m. I’d prolly buy a house and a decent 3k beater car and move out to the middle of no where West Virginia.

>>54944922
Buy some of my immediate family members some stuff with it: a car for mom, a master's degree for my brother, and a decent amount for my dad to repair/payoff his house. Use $450k to buy businesses that I can run remotely. $400k straight into stocks. The remaining $100k as a buffer to support me while trying to digital nomad.

>>54944922
>how would you spend it?
probably gambling more shitcoins, like partykartstoken

all in unironically

>>54946778
It's never a good idea to rush in like some crazy channers, get curated insight into the market, AI-Driven crypto research, and a whole lot of other benefits to save your ass.

>>54944964
Bullshit. You absolutely can


t. Got 1.3m in 3 weeks

>>54944922
Take a good chunk of it to spend a nasty weekend getaway with my buddies; get enough orgasms to be clear headed and probably just leave the rest of it as stables earning yields on one of these Defi yield aggregators.

>>54947366
You better invest a good part of it; family will always be there, the money won't!

i'd start a business or buy one, one thats needed and can get subsidiaries from the government, in a too big to fail sector.
I would buy land, and create a cult starting with my extended family, then branching out into my business network and eventually random strangers. We would continue to expand our network and power using the latest technology.

I would buy a house of course. Nothing special, just a starter home. And I'd go travel for a year because why not? Then I'd train in the jungle with ninja's, to prepare for upcoming difficulties. I mean, this is the only correct answer surely?

>>54957870
I'll rather stick with blue chips that settle for those meager stable coin yields. Got to think big schizo.

>>54956374
>quantum threats is too futuristic
Don't sleep on it because it will creep in before you know it. Focus on present while you prepare for the future. In fact, it is already among us.

>>54958072
Faggots like you are still not aware that the yields on middlewares like SpoolFi or Beefy are quite decent. I earn around 25% for leveraging USDC on SpoolFi.

>>54944922
Pay off my mortgage and my parents mortgage

>>54957964
>Nothing special, just a starter home
That'll be $500k + tip :)

>>54944922
I would prolly buy some VINU to get more money in just months, you have to reinvest after all

>>54944922
I would literally just put it into boomer assets and live on the income ~4.5% = 45,000 annually. Life is EZ mode at that point. I'd just derp around all day writing music, tending to my garden, working on hobby projects. The fact more "millionaires" don't do this blows my mind. They'd rather continue working 9 hour days burning themselves out just to get a other million so they can buy a boat or some stupid shit to impress women. Soulless hylic fucks istg.

>>54958211
Is that a fixed yield? Looks really high for stables.

>>54944922
some comfy divvies. it wont be that much after the tax jews have taken their share

>>54958449
Nah, the yields are flexible; there are periodical votes by the DAO to route SPOOL emissions to these vaults which increase their yields.

A million dollars? I'd use it as a down payment on a starter home.

>>54944922
If I had one million dollarinos, I know damn well how I'd spend it. I'd go straight to PartyKarts.io and buy myself the shittest shitbox and some heavy bags of PartyKartsToken. I'd rev those jpeg engines and leave all you niggers in the dust.
Stop wasting your time and buy something that actually can make you rich

>>54960422
Like PoolTogether

>>54960449
Never heard of it, but you do you

>>54944922
1 mil in a dividend portfolio is between 30-50k a year depending on your aberage rate, plus you spread your cash out between a bunch of companies, providing some level of security

>>54960470
Beautiful. It’s going to be a Pepe situation for 99% of this board.

>>54944922
i would buy a max bag of that new racing game on BSC, the dev will take us to the promised land

>>54960589
Asinine

>>54944922
same thing I'm doing now, but with a few more cheap toys. maybe some woodworking equipment

>>54960589
Then Join the tg partykartsio they already are there

>>54960712
why asinine anon?

>>54953379
>For the remaining $500k, I think I’d keep in laddered CDs to mitigate inflation while I DCA it all into tax advantaged investment accounts over ~5 years. Roth IRAs, Roth 401k, HSA, 529s
Holy fuck I just came
Would you go index funds?

>>54944922
I would put $10k in
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(its banned by jannies)
And make the $1M again

>>54944922
No. Meme coins are gambling. Or using margin and leverage and options.
Buying sound utility blockchains is the same as buying a useful company