/biz/ - Business & Finance

Statistically there should be one billionaire lurking, and because of crypto probably more like 2-3.

>>54941286
yes the LINK wykoff larper is 1b

All you need to do to become a billionaire is sell a billion pens.
Contemplate this.

>>54941286
There's literally no reason for a billionaire to come here. /biz/ anons are genuinely some of the dumbest on 4chan, and refuse to learn even basic finance. 90% of them substitute memes for actual financial strategy: whining about the rich, the government, the fed, the jews, or my personal favorite, saying the game is "rigged" and therefore all they can do is stay at home as a NEET.

/pol/ and maybe the occasional /v/ are the only boards that have gotten billionaires.

>>54941286
Not a billionaire but I can larp it out real good.
Pay me $100 and will larp one thread into the archives.

>>54941662
Musk was shitposting on /pol/ so it's not far off to assume he would check out other boards and one of those could be /biz/.
Considering what type of faggot he is /x/ is more likely but still.

>>54941639
Are the profit margins on pens (ticker: PEN) really that high?

>>54941672
I am curious how good your larping skills are. Take this curious cat and impress me. I can spot you a few starter questions if want to get the ball rolling.

>>54941784
Our recent commercials have been a huge success.
The credit goes to our head of advertiseing, anon, who came up with the sharpie in pooper idea.

>>54941639
Would you kindly buy one of my pens sirs?

There is not enough liquidity in crypto for anyone to be a real billionaire

>>54941662
they'd come here because they came here before they were a billionaire, just like the millionaires do

>>54941819
in bitcoin and ethereum there's enough liquidity for at least a couple of dozen.

>>54941662
>saying the game is "rigged"
it is rigged

>>54941286
I am a billionaire, no larp. I didn’t get it by sucking a billion dicks for $1 each. I got it by sucking 10 billion dicks for $0.10 each. Respect the grind

>>54941901
See there is a problem with this. I have considered buying kneepads and trying this out but guys dont like paying for sex unless you are a high class model. Why would they pay you for a blowie when they can open up Grindr and get it for free? I think you need to have a unique angle to get a guy to pay.

>>54941286
>>54941901
You can't really suck more than 11k dicks a year. Considering that your attractiveness drops over the years you can suck about 200k dicks in your lifetime if you try hard, 500k absolute max if you really make it your entire life and also take care of yourself enough to still be a prolific cocksucker into your 40s, 50s and early 60s.

>>54941982
So your saying your ability to get dick for a guy would be to be in his late teens to 20s as the prime brojob years?

>>54941809
No worries, I've got HBAR, ENS and ORE.

>>54941819
Getting a data-driven analysis and market insights may help normies make smarter investment decisions and stay ahead of the game. Don't you think so anon?

>>54942013
Bot posting MODS

>>54942013
DiD narratives have been quite interesting recently.

>>54941286
The trick to being a billionaire is small margins in big quantities. This is com.on knowledge, and how banks can make trillions by charging $0.05 fees.

So yeah, I sucked two billion dicks for fifty cents each

>>54941809
I'd rather stick to self custody focused token. Best bet.

>>54941286
>be born millionaire
>be a sociopathic asshole
>be lucky a few times
et voilà

>>54941286
I took turns on low caps, currently exploring AI and DID narratives.

Hey it's me ur billionaire
>tfw 23 and only $6b NW
*record scratch* You're probably wondering how I ended up here. Well, I make over $10m/y creating meme coins. PEPE, WOJAK, even dogbat. I made all those. As long as I can remember, I wanted to be a rugpuller.

>>54942435
This is how it works for most self made billionaires.

Not being born to millionaire parents is what stops most people from ascending. It's 100 times as hard if you grew up in a mediocre environment and had to participate in the grind of nigger cattle economics. Doubbly worse as most of the *good* advice you are going to receive doesn't apply and help in the rich man's game.

>>54941639
A million seconds is 12 days.
A billion seconds is 31 years.