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>DUDE JUST BUILD PROJECTS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL/WORK DUDE JUST LEARN MULTIPLE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES DUDE JUST EXPAND YOUR NETWORK DUDE JUST BUILD WEBSITE/PORTFOLIO SHOWCASING YOUR EXPERIENCE DUDE JUST FIND INTERNSHIPS AND TAKE CLASSES WITH LARGE PROJECTS DUDE JUST CREATE DRAFT RESUMES AND GET THEM REVIEWED DUDE JUST LEARN AND MASTER BIG O DUDE JUST LEARN AND IMPLEMENT DATA STRUCTURES AND ALGORITHMS FROM SCRATCH IN JAVA AND C THEN LEARN DATABASE FUNDAMENTALS AND GRIND 200 LEETCODE QUESTIONS A WEEK DUDE JUST MEMORIZE DIJKSTRA'S ALGORITHM HASH TABLE COLLISION RESOLUTION RABIN KARP SUBSTRING SEARCH AVL TREES RED-BLACK TREES MAPREDUCE HASHMAPS TREENODE'S TRIE AND TRIENODE DUDE JUST LEARN JAVASCRIPT AND BUILD MORE PROJECTS IN REACT DUDE JUST LEARN PYTHON AND MEMORIZE DATA SCIENCE LIBRARIES IN PANDAS NUMPY PYTORCH REQUESTS BEAUTIFUL SOUP 4

>DUDE JUST LEARN TO CODE

>> No.54941339

>>54941321
I didn't do any of that.
I got my compsci degree by cheating on the other nerds in class.
Then my uncle managed to get me an interview at google and I now make $200k salary as a software engineer.
It's pretty easy, you just look up your coding issue on stackoverflow and they tell you what to do.

>> No.54941368

If you love programming you'll do all that for fun and get a good job as a bonus.
If youre a pajeet or chink in it for the money you'll hate everything.

>> No.54941374

>>54941368
Yeah wagie, be content with Jews colluding to suppress your wages. Be content goyim!

>> No.54941388

>>54941321
Just get a bullshit job.

I work in compliance for a large uk bank, get paid 75k GBP / 93k USD, and do hardly anything.

>> No.54941409
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54941409

>>54941321
>Do math degree
>Hired in big silicon valley tech firm with no experience and not a single leetcode question done
Nothing personal.

>> No.54941679

>>54941368
This but unironically
Learned about some data structures in class and decided to implement one from scratch in C++, it's fascinating
If you genuinely have an interest in CS, it'll be fun

>> No.54941684

>>54941409
this is the new cheatcode for sw dev jobs tbhdesu. Every 90iq brainlet can do a compsci degree now.

>> No.54941915

>>54941368
>for the money
I hate my job but I love money :D

>> No.54942694

>>54941409
did you go to a prestigious uni? almost done with a math degree and should start looking for work soon

>> No.54942698

>>54941321
>dude just spam the catalog on 4trans every day

>> No.54942752

>>54941321
>he fell for the tech meme
That time has past for high paying entry jobs

>> No.54942873

>>54941368
>love programming you'll do all that for fun
cope more

>> No.54943089

>>54941368
LE PASSION xDDDDDDD

>> No.54943240

used to see that ridiculous advice 10 years ago.
do people still say this crap?
or is OP's age showing?