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54940625 No.54940625 [Reply] [Original]

This morning I got up and I heard a bunch of knocking from outside the bedroom.

I opened up only to see my wife getting pounded on the kitchen granite top by some foreign male. My presence startled the guy and he backed up toward the back end of the house. I was approaching him to attack him but I slipped on my wife's pussy juice and fell on my back. It hurt badly, I wasn't able to get up. I welched out in pain "Euuugh, babe, make sure he doesn't take our coins"

He walks back to me, dick hanging low, and steps on my balls, proclaiming "Where do you keep your coins!?" At the same time, grabbing my wife by the neck, as she moans. I in the instance of preventing pain, sputter the closet.

He has taken off with my coins and my bitch. How will I recover

>> No.54940633

>>54940625
I was just smoking weed and gooning to a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a shit ton of water and hold it my bladder for more pleasure while I was fucking my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (anal orgasm) a mixture of cum and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you fucking not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, cum, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my porn addiction before. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

>> No.54940643

>>54940625
>>54940633
>ITT the average Chainlink "investor"

>> No.54940952
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54940952

>>54940625
brah. quit smoking meth and staying awake for a week watching pornhub. the sleep deprivation hallucinations and altered porn reality universe will turn against you like that

>> No.54940961

>>54940633
Stop watching porn bro, holy kek. You need to go outside now before it's too late for you

>> No.54941018

>>54940633
I do believe it's a 100% true. Great writing style anon

>> No.54941024

>>54940625
>>54940633
What the fuck is going in this thread kek

>> No.54941082
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54941082

>>54941024
It's quite simple my dear anonymous fren.

OP is clearly an emotionally challenged cuckold who made up a betrayal fantasy to boost his own trust in holding virtual so called "currencies", long story short: they are nothing but JPEGs saved in a computer memory.

The first post on the other hand is a twisted homosexual who enjoys inserting non-conventional objects inside... you already know where.

>> No.54941938

>>54940625
Where did you find this pic? It is pretty hot. It must be part of a photo shoot.

>> No.54942184

>>54941938
Why are you gey?

>> No.54942430

>>54940633
You´'re supposed to wear a condom before doing any HFO shit just in case you release piss instead of cum, you fucking rookie. You can also check your condom everytime you feel an orgasm to see if you actually released semen, a mixture of semen and urine or just plain piss. Fucking amateurs