/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Oh Mumu doesn't know
>So don't tell Mumu
>Mumu doesn't know
>Mumu doesn't know
>(So don't tell Mumu)
>'Cause Mumu doesn't know oh

"fake it till you make it"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfdj3AfDD74

Give me some short ideas. I've been shorting BMBL

>>54933729
Why is Tesla Pumping?

I just follow the ancient teachings. It's THAT fucking simple.

IT'S A BEAR TRAP INSIDE OF A BULL TRAP INSIDE OF A CRAB TRAP INSIDE OF A BEAR TRAP INSIDE OF A BULL TRAP INSIDE OF A CRAB TRAP INSIDE OF A

say it with me:
japan with blacks

big tech is poised for another 50% rally from here, tom lee said so.

When buying ETFs and doing Dollar Cost Averaging, do you guys have any advice for when I should put money into the ETF?
The obvious would be the day I get paid, but I assume everyone does that and that could be bad for performance, right?

>>54935757
The point of DCAing is explicitly that it doesn't matter when you put your money in.
If you feel like timing it, then look at where it's at for the week, if it's crabbing all week, is it near the weekly high or the weekly low?

>>54935757
dollar cost averaging was made up by the jews to convince non-jews to buy their bags high

>>54933729
Is this bullish for Our Democracy?

>>54935730
tom lee is a fucking retard

>>54935886
They found out he's a Trump supporter. Jailing Trump supporters is very bullish.

>>54935118
Elon is stepping down as CEO of twatter

>>54935886
bullish for NVDA

>bros the banks failures, the failed banks, the banks failures
Low volume day, bounced off the support again, bullish candling.

most bearish chart I've seen desu

>>54935867
>The point of DCAing is explicitly that it doesn't matter when you put your money in.
yes except it does matter, because if i put in money every month on the 15th, but if everyone does that, there will always be a high on the 15th

>>54935955
>>54935956
the duality of man

buy 0dte calls tomorrow AM

>Earnings season is officially over

>>54933750
All jewish women have such nice pairs of titties it's crazy. 31 and boobs still perky like she's 18? It's a masterwork. Truly the Chosen.

>>54935965
No, he's not wrong that it's bearish he's just retarded if he thinks tomorrow we dump 50%. I'm betting on us continuing to bounce off the support and resistance until it breaks down later this month. This is what usually happens around may.

>>54935730
was Tom Lee even bearish once?

>>54935886
No good deed goes unpunished. That's why you do nothing for anyone other than your family. Otherwise just step over the bodies and keep moving until the culture changes

>Bank failures
"JP Morgan deposits are money. Everything else is credit."

goddamn that Trump townhall last night was gold. I'm back on the Trump train.

>>54935971
NVDA reports after-hours on the 24th.

>>54935957
Look at the chart then and decide for yourself. Everybody is not buying the same shit you are.

shoutout to mah nigga Ted Faro

I sometimes put ice packs on my naked crotch to try and see how tiny I can get my penis to shrink.

>>54936047
Where can I buy puts on your sperm count

Rocker, are you here?
It's your birthday coming up soon, right? Or has it already passed?
Make sure to let us know so we can avoid the market crash, thanks

>>54936027
I watched a little of the replay earlier and holy shit, he came out firing right outta the gate. Kept talking all over that dumb bitch, calling people who didn't think the election was stolen stupid, kek.

>>54936066
Yes I'm here and correct, my birthday is on the 22nd. I'll be 36

>>54936037
Fucking weirdos

>>54936080
Nice, I remember because I'm not too far behind. It's crazy that you're less than two weeks older than me

>>54933729
How much longer does PACW have? I want to make some juicy bets.

>>54936094
>Reports weeks late
>P/E of 164
>Dividend yield of 0.06%
Dogshit third world junior miner or $713 billion company? You decide.

>>54936080
>>54936097
you boomers must have a lot of money already. my goal for when im 35 is to have 500,000 dollars. but i still have a lot of time

>>54936098
FDIC will repeat the same bullshit, on Friday after market close they take it over and Jamie slurps it up

I miss my dog, bros

>Biden Debt Ceiling Meeting With McCarthy Pushed To Next Week

>>54936140
>puts will become worthless if it gets FDIC'd
How fucking gay can our government get?

>>54936098
It's never gonna happen for the simple fact that I'm planning on swing trading any bank failures including PACW. I put a juicy low bid on it today and it never even got close. The fact that I stand to profit off any wild swings means it isn't going to happen. Sorry anon. At least I can take solace in the fact I singlehandedly save the entire banking sector and the US economy. Widows and orphans will have food to eat because of my sacrifice. Now that I think it, that would sound good in my tinder profile. brb

>>54936145
Sorry homie. It sucks.

>>54936133
As of right now, I have a total net worth of $520k, but $230k of that is in retirement accounts.

>>54936073
Where is the replay? I cant find shit.

>>54936080
>mfw older than tripfag by a month

>>54936182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPGfJPxna7g

>>54936133
rocker's doing well with about $5k nw

>>54936182
lol it made CNN look really bad, it was amazing.

>>54936190
Weird thing is right wing people never liked CNN anyhow, and now leftists hate them because they're giving platforms to people like Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene. What audience are they going to have left?

>>54936246
their audience is angry people that need to have their emotional hatred fulfilled, platforming Trump is what they crave.

>>54933985
buy CG puts - $15 strike at 0.05 right now

>>54936265
This
Journalists don't actually have any political leaning, their allegiance is to whatever will get the most audience for their owners

>>54936246
hatewatchers

new twitter ceo
>>54936010
he capitulated at the bottom in march.

>>54936381
would

Pro tip: the market will never go down again. I know this because I plan to short the VIX next time it goes above 30. In the meantime I am taking out small VIX futures shorts on every little pop like the one we had today. The plan is foolproof you see. I will continue making small daily scalps in anticipation of the big move that by virtues of me being ready for it will never come. The thing about VIX futures though is that they are always in contango when they aren't pumping so my short scalps are guaranteed to work out as long as I hold a few hours or days at most. The scalps are with so few contracts so even if VIX futures pumped to 100 (they won't) I wouldn't be liquidated. So there you have it. To keep me from making big money on a large short from VIX 30 or 40, the Bogs will have to allow me to get away with scalping small shorts at every opportunity. It's the easiest money I've ever made. The only upset would come if a whale shorted the VIX at a low price and the Bogs could make more money liquidating that whale than they would lose allowing me to sneak in a large short on the VIX spike. Either way heads I win, tales the Bogs lose. I'm basically a genius and the bull market is now locked in

>>54933729
WHY does she pop her collar like a frat boy?

>Why didn't you buy OXY yesterday? How did you miss a swing this easy?

I say while seething about FAGMAN being fucking faggy. Jesus fucking Christ 4% on Google today this market can lick my nuts fuck you all.

FUCK, look at yields.

really hope these fertilizer names get absolutely heemed out of existence, would love to buy this shit at generational lows in a year from now

>>54935970
what brokerage allows opening 0DTE trades?
jewdelity doesn't allow it...

Paper mill near here is shutting down "until next year", lots of people laid off. The recession is here.

>>54936430
Oh fuck that looks like some flight to safety/pivot copium. What do the bond buyers know?

>>54936459
1 month is almost 6%. We're approaching escape velocity (default).

>>54936469
You wouldn't buy if you believed in default. 6% would be way too less for that to be a real risk

>>54936406
You anons shouldn't sleep on this. I'm giving alpha away for free. Go long. You can't lose inversing any trade that stands to make me a lot of money. This is financial advice

>>54936186
Fucking kino

>>54936445
i would think most, including fidelity. maybe you need to apply for additional option levels for your account. i'm able to use 0dtes on etrade and ameritrade

>>54936553
i turned off options trading...i lost so much money last two years, yet i could have made it back with 0dte gambles....

>apples's pe ratio is only 29 despite how fucking massive they are

>>54936614
It was at like sub-20 or so like 3 years ago, same for Google being sub-19, meaning, less than many brick and mortar boomer companies, but I was laughed at when I pointed it out months ago because "hurr durr your tech shit is overvalued, sell you idiot". And now I'm laughing at the idiots watching the train pass by.
Dumbfucks. Why am I even bothering with those two digits IQ third worlder doomer bobos.

>>54935610
>Ancient chart calls the yield curve inversion before the covid response stamped it out

How is this possible when the Nadsaq poomped today? I thought AI was le new paradigm and was going to take semi baggies to the promised land. SOXL sisters, did we, dare I say get too cocky?

>>54936133
That other anon is right, i have about $5k to my name. What's sad is most of my other friends my age live paycheck to paycheck.

Guise I feeling boolish about Oil futures

>>54936671
>people were buying Tesla when it's PE ratio was 1129 (yes literally 1120 ) and ignoring Apple which was at 35
retail traders are fucking retards

I'm drinking carbonated mineral water. I had to put down my thirst today.

>>54936564
You'll eventually outgrow options. I very rarely play them anymore unless it's a specific earnings report coming up with a shit company. See BYND.

>>54936702
Retail traders exist to make others money at this point

>>54936765
If you're doing anything outside of throwing money into index or mutual funds, you're correct. It's nothing more than a casino with a pretty coat of paint on it. The only difference between a gambler and a day trader is delusion.

>>54936765
This is the average. I can't imagine how many fags are actually down 50% or even worse below 0%

>>54936780
It's different if you want to go long on stocks. But options are 100% gambling for retail traders. I work way too hard for my money just to gamble it away. I'd rather build wealth then risk just getting risk or losing it all

Is the fed ever going to get serious and stop stimulating this Ponzi scheme of a so-called economy? Real rates are STILL negative yet Wall Street niggers are clamoring for rate cuts. Core inflation has been stuck at 5.5% for months and show no sign of improving. Yet muh pivot muh pause muh rate cuts. How are we even having this conversation? The market is beclowning Jerome Powell and he knows it. He sees the shame in his own eyes every time he gazes into the mirror. He looks and a weak ineffectual man stares back. I am disgusted. What a shameful display

Options are a scam for retail because the market maker for whatever option you want to transact will never take the side of a trade where the retailer has positive expected value. If you're buying you will get quoted a price with negative EV. If you sell the ecpxact same option you will also get a quote with negative EV. If you see a price with positive EV, try to get the trade at that price. You won't. The only way you'll get it is if the market moves while your limit order is in and the EV goes from positive to negative. The market makers use computers for all their transactions so you won't just slip one through. The only way to make money long term buying or selling options is to be very good at timing either market direction or equally as good at timing the future width of spreads (in the case of multi leg strategies). If you think I'm wrong then try your luck long term and see how it works out for you

>>54935974
something to do with jews in the holocaust, the ones with high fat storages survived
ie. khazar milkers saved their life
something something SPY

>>54936807
economy is sound and resilient

>>54936863
you're not wrong, timing the market every time with options is not only challenging, but it's fun too. You lose alot of money learning how to time the market though.

>>54936863
>>54936926
That's why it's called gambling. Gambling is for fun, not for building wealth

>>54936469
>>54936512
Yeah the 1 month premium is only crazy because the bulk of short term money comes from money market funds. And those guys aren't rolling the dice on so much as a 0.0001% chance of Yellen being a minute late with the repayment, for SEC/legal reasons.

TGA bros....
Also don't forget the Treasury can still roll debt. Looks like they hope to bring in 219 billion next week. Will we make it to Janet's June 1 deadline?
https://treasurydirect.gov/auctions/upcoming/

>>54936682
SOXX follows cars, industrials, and crypto. Guess where all of those are going?

>>54936701
Same. Can't believe our friends in DC and OPEC are the way they are.

>>54937052
Rolling debt like that doesn't actually help the TGA though, does it? That's just an inflow to balance the outflow of them repaying a different 219 billion in bills.

>>54935970
roger that, buying 0dte puts to inverse /biz/

>>54937092
Maybe but I'm too lazy to go figure when the principals have been repaid and if we're not just bouncing off of the debt limit at a different time frame than the auctions. Rolling may not be the proper term.

>>54937072
He looks fairly passable.

Another day. Some assclown pulled in front of me on my way to the KR after work. Instead of slowing down I kept my speed up. Afterwards I was laughing cause who knows maybe I made whoever was driving shat their pants.

>futures

>>54935610
Have you ever heard of something called “overfitting your data”

>>54937198
>heemed on Disney
>because they lost some cricket broadcasting rights in India or something

>>54937198
All that shit is going out of business.

>>54937209
No, I majored in mathematics not statistics.

>>54936469
>>54937033
You guys are fucking retarded if you think short term bonds are pricing any sort of credit risk holy fuck. Please leave back to r*ddit

>>54936379

dont count it out

>>54937253
Reread my post, you silly billy, we're on the same page. SEC rules just say MMFs would have to mark the bills 0 if payment is interrupted or delayed at all. That would break the buck (and not in the way Tariq Nasheed likes).

>>54937253
>You guys are fucking retarded if you think short term bonds are pricing any sort of credit risk holy fuck. Please leave back to r*ddit

On Bloomberg they show us Peru central bank rates. THey actually started hiking earlier than US and EU.
AYYYYY LMAO

>>54937343
What's happening in Peru?

>>54937218
They had like a 10% drop in subscribers to their streaming service as well if I'm not mistaken.

>futures

>>54935886
whos jordan neely? why are they using his name like I should know some random crackhead?

>>54936022
That was only true over 100 years ago
>>54935886
Accelerate

>>54937422
id honk her clown worlds if you know what I mean

>>54936190
CNN gets less viewership than most popular YouTube channels. If people were able to easily compare the numbers they'd realize just how irrelevant legacy media is to anyone except braindead boomers

>>54936073
>calling people who didn't think the election was stolen stupid, kek.
based, the best part is our elections are so illegitimate he could be wrong and still be right

why do people seethe when you mention the election was stolen

>>54937563
Because journalists told them to

This month is crabbing and I'm not a fan of it

>>54937422
I just thought about Duke Nukem Forever for the first time in years

I didn't even edit this

>>54936080
Happy (early) birthday Rocker chan. I hope you are feeling better. We're a community here at the /smg/.

>>54937672
>his smile: fake

Cathiebros...

>>54937251
rofl

>>54937702
Wait was Cathie a leaf the whole time?!

>>54937702
This is bullish. Less competition for the real ARKK funds

Is futures better/more profitable than trading options?

>>54937647
Bond baggies kek.

>>54937816
You can trade options on futures. It's better because you can trade 24/5, tax treatment is better and no wash trades. If you don't like worrying about theta, delta, etc. then you can just trade the straight up contracts. Futures is good here too since you can get as much leverage as you want and you can go short as easily as you can go long. Also if you like trading VIX, there are no ETFs that replicate the experience of trading the actual VIX contracts themselves since the ETFs really give you access to a constant maturity pseudo VIX future which doesn't actually exist

>>54937672
Thanks anon, I'm doing well now. I realized yesterday I had forgotten to take my meds for like 3 days and my brain went a little crazy over that

>>54937816
Futures are better for day trading, and you can make really good money with them. For reference, 1 point on the S&P is worth $50 per mini. So even getting a few points on a couple of contracts each day is a solid income. They're better for people with small accounts because no pattern day trade rule, and there are a lot of futures prop firms that will give you an account to trade with after you pass a combine. You can also trade the micros if you don't want to risk so much on each trade

>that Trump town hall last night
goddamn that was fun

>>54937873

tranny janny deleted all the comments about it

did anyone else buy google at $90

I only bought a tiny amount of calls cause im a pussy, but they're up 200%

>>54937903
I bought amazon when it was a penny stock, I'm a billionaire now btw.

Anon who is literally never wrong here.
Elon is going to dump some shares in the next few weeks.
Then the new unnamed CEO will "not work out" in 6 weeks.
Fremont will be closed sometime this year or next year. Elon might pick a fight with California as cover and/or say that some new upcoming factory will be bigger anyway so it isn't reacting to a demand problem just temporarily reducing supply. That new factory may not actually happen.
I am never wrong.

Hmm, could be worse I guess. 40 yrs old with a networth of $291,000. That's minus debts. A lot of people couldn't turn up even 5,000 if they had to. Before things took a dump and you know "shat happened" I was knocking at $318,000. But on the good side of it the "shat" is getting paid off and my salary is fixing to go up soon so I'll be back at $318,000 and then some in no time.

>>54937917
based. will take this under advisement. anything else?

>>54937647
Kek

Kinda fun to watch all the bulls and bears freak the fuck out that the market is going sideways.

We've been screaming this for a year. Those of us who aren't new fags. We always asked the question "Why is the forest quiet" and no one ever listened.

Everyone got spoiled with vol. And you're gonna miss the trade because your married to your baritone or soprano narrative.

So what do?

Lol.

VRP Harvest. Medium bucket vol.

>>54937422
Not sure if hot or creepy

>>54937964
I will be scalping short VIX futures contracts until morale improves

>>54937941
Hotpocket warriors deserve the ROPE

>>54937964
I thought quiet forest posters were /pmg/ in disguise.
Also please stop reddit spacing, I know you're just doing it for effect.

>inflation and wage growth are still red hot
>Markets are still pricing in rate cuts in fucking july
I don't understand

>>54937983
What kind of spreads, surely you're trading a spread?

>>54937863
>>54937833
Thanks senpai. If i trade with the margin limit, will I get liquidated if my position falls below the margin minimum for 1 contract? How does it work.

>>54937995
Death in June.

>>54937995
consoomers can't help themselves
buy BUY BUY SLURP EVERY DIPPERINO

>>54937999
Most time short first or second month and long 4th/5th. Roll date just happened yesterday so I'm still on May expiry but I'll switch to June on Monday
>>54938002
Most brokers have a day trade margin that's much lower than the exchange maintenance margin. The only time the exchange margin comes into play is either between 5 pm and 6 pm on weekdays and over the weekend. If you have too many contracts open to meet the "overnight" maintenance margin you need to manually close them and then reopen them later. Some brokers may do this automatically but mine doesn't. If you operate during the day at maximum day trade margin that means you leverage is like 20x or 30x so any big moves and yes you will be insta-liquidated so maybe use a little less

Words are magic and we can change reality by just typing the same thing over and over again (see GME not at -$50)
We just need to all get on the same page first

Mourning my divvy losses
God bless you anons
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jyqBA_Qr3qs&pp=ygUNdW5xdWlldCBncmF2ZQ%3D%3D

>>54938169
Retarded take.

You bought calls right anon?

>>54935957
Any profit that could be made off of people buying on the 1st / 15th has been priced in

>>54938169
Is this work week “makes you weak” N speak? Just wondering

>>54938192
you said that yesterday.

>>54938192
Dumb glownigger spambot.

>>54938196
No he just forgets we're all competing amongst ourself and is still so nieve he's willing to trust strangers.

If you think they will crash the economy prior to the election and hand trump a golden ticket then you are a retard. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it.

>>54938216
Baggie, sir, what are you drinking tonight?

>>54938219
there's not going to be a 2024 election

>>54938219
>implying there is a conspiracy and the world isn't actually just as retarded as it is.
Look at yourself.

>>54938209
Why are you so upset? I tried to let you know what the trend was for weeks now.

>>54938239
I had some tequila and now I'm on my 4th guiness, those fuckers with the dead pets hit me hard so I fucking joined em.

>>54938219
nigga, he has dementia

>>54938256
>>54938256
now you could say something like that if you werent a namefaggot but everybody here knows you.

>>54938219
or economy is going to crash anyways and this gives Biden an out to blame it on republicans

>>54937989
>posters
It's just CRBPajeet. Apparently autism is a thing in India too.

>>54938270
>>54938239
Only $9.99 at the gas station by me.

>>54938259
Fuck off glownigger.

>>54938300
Tell me what you see.

>>54938270
Does your gookfu know you're drinking? I know she doesn't approve.

>>54938307
A two-year sine wave?

>>54938291
I wonder if the white school shooters of /smg/ think i actually am from india

>>54938280
>implying I'm not just another actor and making claims to *know* me

>>54938310
She honestly doesn't know

>>54938307
>nad-ACK nearly at 52-week highs

>>54938325
So why would you not buy calls to follow the trend?

>>54938280
>also making claims for others that appear to be self evident.
You're about as gullible as they come mate.

>>54938326
>looks like shit
>smells like shit
>talks like shit
>bathes in shit
>eats shit

>>54938326
Of course you aren't from India, your parents are though. And your skin is brown like poop so that makes you indian
>>54938337
She will after I text her brb.

I wonder what Telegram's financials look like, they raised almost $3B in a couple rounds but now that Russia is getting heemed economically over the long term, I wonder if there are some corollary short / long plays.

>>54938359
>>54938351
>shart in Walmart
>shoot up Walmart
Let's go my rootin' tootin' White patriots! Antiemetics on aisle 3, AR-15's on aisle 5.

>>54938219
How else are they going to force Powell out early and make room for his replacement?

>>54938381
If you don't like it go home.

I really want to troll the schizo pajeet but I'll restrain myself.
Real boring day but at least tomorrow is fun fun friday.

>>54938307
rising wedge into resistance

>>54938307
I see a schizo posting some of Mott Capital’s intellectual property

>>54938432
Very cool, i guess i should just miss out on the upside and waste money on puts until it breaks down.

I believe in oil and gold because today they should've been even more heemed, but they were not. Relative strength.

>>54938445

>>54938421
>>54938429
I can't avoid it if I go home. Some white shot and killed 9 random civilians not more than a quarter mile from an office I was at not too long ago. Why do we hand out guns to the most mentally ill group of Americans (aren't most norweigan immigrants to USA literally psych ward patients?) like candy.

>>54938347
I don't believe in math.

>>54938381
That's a cope post and you know it CRBPajeet

>>54938449
You believe in Gold, but apparently PLTR doesn't anymore.

>>54938469
What the fuck is their crazy CEO doing nowadays?

>>54938458
It's okay to be scared of firearms, just carry one and become the fear.

>>54937995
>Wage growth
No one I know got a pay bump this year. Where does this come from?

>>54938468
I am talking with a much prettier woman now who isn’t shit at communicating and calls me her Caramel Delight. She is intelligent and not mildly retarded like a lot of women appear to be. She is a Star Wars nerd and watched Mandalorian with me.

She’s almost 30 years older than me.

>>54938484
Wage growth is 100% not hot.

>>54938501
>Caramel delight

>>54938482
I carry bear mace on me and use it on blacks pre-emptively at the BART when I go drinking in the downtown areas. Also switchblade knife (highly illegal) from a place that sells such type of things like Chinatown is a good move.

>>54938469
>>54938475
Technically could have made money on it in that timeframe

>>54936080
>>54936097
>>54936185
>mfw older than you kids by 1.5 decades and went to my own kid's master's degree college graduation today

>>54938520
My first white friend ever when I was an adult, a redneck from Idaho, would always call me "caramel sunshine".

>>54938501
Gross. Do you provide her with one of these to put over her nose or does she buy them herself?

>>54938484
Quit, bro. Before jobless claims break above 300k and JOLTS is under 5m.

>>54938523
Gotta be real close to them though...
I only carry a switchblade too.

>>54938501
>posting your mum on 4chan

>>54938547
Isn't this how a lot of white people's noses are? She is Swedish German and Czech by descent so one of those contributes to the schnozz.

>>54938219
>muh red v bloo

>>54938501
Niggers and mixed niggers aren't allowed here on smg, if you are hispanola go shoot up a mall instead of posting here as well.

>>54938581
She had 3 parents? Sounds like some kind of nigger loving gang bang.

>>54938501
>caramel delight

THREADLY reminder for all the chuds, this economy is RESILIENT, the banks are RESILIENT trans rights are human rights

>>54938609
I love how when white people tell you they are part Czech or Swedish or whatever the fuck as if there's any substantial difference.
>>54938607
I would never appropriate your culture like that do a mass shooting on innocents.

>>54938618
Yeah and you can suck my dick and let me fuck your ass unless you wanna be a homophobe.

>>54938627
Why are you so jealous then?

>>54938475
PLTR CEO was never crazy, he was just a bit ugly and lacked communication skills.
>>54938645
>jealous
oh boy I am real jealous that everyone associates you chud freaks with people who shoot up children / grocery stores

>>54938651
I know for a fact (YOU) never leave your house, why be worried?

>>54938668
You doing it wrong dude, you have to be ironic to bait people.

Anyone else riding with Ichan? He can't let Hindenburg and Bill Ackman win. Billion dollar share and bond buybacks are going to screw them.

>>54938798
Please return to reddit or the containment boards.

>>54938501
why is every post getting dele-

>>54938836
good, off topic retards can go to any other thread on here, why shit up the only good one

>>54938836
That one videogamepawnshop janitor is here.
>GME TO THE MOON

bank failures are based
incompetence must not be rewarded with a bailout and the contraction of the money supply will solve inflation

my penny stock has a lower PE than tech lmao

just a bit more and i wont be bagholding anymore :)
though i admit i am still a dumbass for not trimming any profit at all at +100%

>>54938878
Yes, but no regional bank can survive a 5% interest rate hike in under a year as the Fed has done, Mr. Dimon.

Is this bullish or bearish for the stock market?

>>54938895
Never trim bro, you're going to the moon bro.

>>54938924
>Missed the CXW and GEO trains
Ay yi yi. At least I have my MEXX.

>>54938813
IEP is not a reddit play

ACK

>>54938942
Yeah bro i know, it's going to be an epic short squeeze bro, ichan't believe nobody is looking at this ticker, like omg hindenburg is so mean for just like coming at him bro.

>>54938942
How the fuck would you know unless you were there? Go back and kill them all then yourself.
kill yourself.

>>54938924
I told you guys to buy auto zone ahead of this. I even bought an auto zone put so you guys could get ahead.

>>54938976
enjoy missing out on the free gains

I hate fat women

>>54939001
Why aren't you trying to shill a beaten down regional bank ticker? oh righ because you love reddit and anyone associated by twitter selfie to the videogamepawnshop or bloodbagsbeyond. I hope you get your epic squoooooooooze bro.

>>54939014
Liar.

>>54939020
this is the lowest effort troll ever but I'll spoonfeed you https://finance.yahoo.com/news/carl-icahn-firm-oks-buybacks-194317611.html

>>54938798
His shitty hedgefund has not only underperformed the index, but lost money during an almost decade long bull run. I would be surprised if he isn’t working behind the scenes right now to save some of his wealth when the tide finally goes all the way out and can dump all liability onto retail dumb asses who think he’s some Gordon Gekko mastermind.

Bro, eventually these GME niggas are gonna Grow Up. And that'll be the end of the stock. Facts

>>54939014
>women

>>54939073
The entire play revolves around Ichan forcing a short squeeze to 1. get revenge which he will do because he's that kind of guy and 2. prevent margin calls since he uses IEP as collateral for loans. The tradeable float is going to shrink by 25 percent at least and he's also buying back bonds to squeeze Hindenburg and possibly Ackman. This isn't a long term hold.

>>54938878
They get a technical bail out by jpm. They can't keep slurping toxic waste without imploding themselves

buying deep otm options is literally free money and don't talk to me about greeks, I don't care about some ancient faggots. it's a statistical fact that over time you will make money. a single correct bet makes up for potentially dozens of incorrect bets. volatile stocks cause your contracts to go from -90% to 200% gain in a matter of minutes.

>>54939142
Gambling is literally free money and don't talk to me about house edge.

>>54938922
They could've if they dumped their treasuries for cash at QE infinity prices. But they didn't.

>>54939142
please do expound
i know tons of greeks and agree
they are fags

>>54939073
>>54939129
Might buy some shares at the open and hold for a month and a half and sell regardless of what happens. As far as I can tell, the IEP story seems to range from actual criminal behavior to the stock just trading at the wrong multiple. Even if Hindenburg is 10/10 right on their allegations, they can definitely get burned by all the corporate raider tricks that haven’t been used since the 80s and 90s so I might as well put some skin in the game as this unfolds.

>>54939227
my guess is squeeze after buyback and hindenburg reshorts after, ichan recovers his value, retail shorts and fomoers lose.

>mfw DXY 120
soon
the dump won't happen until DXY starts climbing again

bitcoin is getting interesting

>>54939319
Is it dumping back to 20k?

>>54939352
if the bagtards are that fortunate

>>54936406
>next time it goes above 30
It's going to 50 though

>>54939352
BTC is "range bound" between 25-35K. If it goes above that number, baggies would cash out. It goes below and Tether funded enterprises go bust.
Tether is just liquidating BTC longs right now. They will keep playing this game until they get axed (after Binance does first).
>>54939142
Based degen gambler

>>54939014
If only there was a gameshow that put these fat people in a cell with poison rats and roaches and they had to survive 100 days. I'd buy stock in that company.

>>54939142
Tell that to my intcel leaps.

Remember
This time is different

>>54939142
Based and true

I want to get some oil money

What's best for me to go long on? XOM, CVX, oil futures, or an oil ETF?

I just farted. It was like a really long and successful one. Where you just feel better afterward. Like MCD's chart after buying in 1985. Ahh yes

You are appreciated
When I was young, me and my market had beef
17 months old, kicked out on the streets
Though back at the time I never thought I'd see its face
Ain't a market alive that could take my crab's place
Suspended from gains, and scared to go home, I was a fool
With the big boys breaking all the rules
I shed tears with my baby sister, over the years
We were poorer than the other little kids
And even though we had different daddies, the same drama
When things went wrong we'd blame Mama
I reminisce on the stress I caused, it was hell
Huggin' on my mama from a bearish cell
And who'd think in elementary, hey
I'd see the bull market one day?
And runnin' from the police, that's right
Mama catch me, put a whoopin' to my backside
And even as a crab fiend, Mama
You always was a market queen, Mama
I finally understand
For a market it ain't easy tryin' to raise a man
You always was committed
A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how you did it
There's no way I can pay you back
But the plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated
Market, don't you know we love you? (Dear Mama)
Sweet market, place no one above you (you are appreciated)
Sweet market, don't you know we love you?

>>54939536
Awh thanks buddy. You know that's really what I just needed to hear. After letting out that really long, successful fart I had to realize eventually that I've got nothing left to do, friendo. But sit here and feign interdast in that there poem you've just purported up there. But let's see, ah, nah I can't read. I can't read at all. Farts

This is what tradingview thinks is a good idea to put on the bottom of pages.

>>54939560
He has safety equipment.

>>54939555
I see your humor's as sideways as a crab market, but let's elevate our chat beyond gaseous humor and unreadable poems, shall we

>>54939518
What type of risk, cap, or particular segment interests you?

>>54938432
literally is a textbook rising wedge.

>>54939589
I was expecting the prices between different assets to be tighter but I don't really know what is going on with oil.

>>54938446
it's a trap

>>54939690
>gambling on a short squeeze
don't be stupid.

>>54933729
Why is this thread almost 10 hours old

>>54939315
Dxy up, treasury yields down and credit spreads blowing up for maximum pain

>>54939735
mumus all jumped off of a building

>>54939739
But I'm a mumu

>>54939746
I can help you find a building in your vicinity

>>54939735
We kicked out all the mumu's. This is bobo's general now.

>>54939753
In all seriousness..... is there actually another thread for mumus?

>>54939690
XOM != XLE != XOP != OIH != CRAK != UCO/SCO

Just go all in on BPT and cross your fingers that OPEC repeatedly cuts every time we dip into the 60s.

>>54939761
no they all died until tomorrow

>>54939767
SOXL will pump 60 percent tommorow
source : military

>>54939768
I'm a glowie, it will not.

>>54939761
Yes, it's six feet under.

if you are buying retard stocks like NVDA instead of energy at the bottom you are going to lose bigly.

>>54939768
But, anon, TSM is 3.5% of SOXX. If you wipe that off the planet, SOXL will take a 10% drop, instantly.

And in that event, there is no way for its competitors to just pick up where they left off. The Chinese, seething Taiwanese, hell maybe even jealous Koreans, will fuck with anyone trying to fill those shoes. The market would be killed. For years. It's over.

why dont you flyover schizos do something productive with your lives like that autist who plays dress up and reviews goyslop

>>54939799
SOXL will pump because the semiconductors we have will become much more valuable like nails in the middle ages, passed down as heirlooms

>>54939808
The benefits wouldn't accrue to the companies, but rather to the physical semiconductor trust whose ticker I'm not at liberty to share.

>>54938798
If you can time the bounce you can make money but it's difficult gambling and the company is probably screwed in the mid term. Just look at Adani and Block Inc

>>54939819
Ichan is shady as fuck, he's not Warren Buffet.

BYND continues to be a buy.

>>54939802
Where the hell did that come from city boy?

>>54939735
Oldest /smg/ of all time

>>54939802
>nooooooo, why do you unproductive flyover hicks work in manufcturing, mining, and energy?
>why aren't you a full stack web artisinal code crafter for Grindr like me???
This bubble needs to pop.

>>54939832
You fags act like Buffet is a white hat, he's minimum grey hat. But yeah Ichan is a black hat.

>>54939848
We've gone from best to worst to oldest in these few short days. Funny thing will be when we get to the shortest because there a market collapse and everyone and their mother from all the boards will be flooding in here.

>>54939818
I firmly believe that NVDIA can just scrape the old semiconductors off old GPUs and forge them into new ones like blacksmiths of yore
>>54939819
Adani was a pajeet enabled by Indian incompitance and most of Hindenburg's targets are shitco's that were bound to fall, Ichan is above their paygrade and they're about to find out the hard way
>>54939832
This, Ichan's been shanking people for decades, the Federal probe is just standard procedure and he'll be cleared but the squeeze on IEP will happen first when he outmaneuvers Hindenburg and Ackman.

>>54939862
why would you want to sully Warren Buffets name? he telegraphs every move that he makes so other people can get rich.

>>54939839
i dunno, i've just been on edge lately
feel like my vax tax is about to come due

Buttcorn is dumping. Bearish for stocks next week.

>>54933742
He was balding here

>>54939882
Warren Buffet is the modern day Jesus Christ

>>54938668
What the hell are they doing?

>>54939885
Well maybe a quiet trip to the Michigan countryside will calm your nerves. Coke have a pasty.

>>54939897
Jack Bogle took that crown of thorns.

>>54939911
I love me some Vanguard, but Berkshire is making moves and winning.

baking !!!

Warren Buffet literally tells people that he intends to buy something before he does, and the market reacts to his whims.

>futures

>>54939319
Ya

>>54933729
this abomination literally is part of who is running the USA.

>>54939970
>When the rubs stop

>>54939979
she's literally retarded, have you ever listened to her try to speak? it takes her an hour to utter a sentence of information.

>>54939981

fuck now I have to pull my cock out and masturbate to yellen stammering.

>>54938537
based boomer

>>54939911
I really, really like that this became a regularly posted image in smg. I was the one who posted the highly offensive original image. Years ago.

>>54940008
>kills bear
>turns red
Getting mixed signals here.

>>54940008
>the highly offensive original image
Go on...

>>54940008
All me, glad you are validated. Wanna kiss with tongue?

>>54940008
for me? it was Ben Bernanke, the dumbest jew of all time.

>>54940008
This was not the webm I wanted to post

neither is this one

>>54940021
you made this? you've been here that long?

>>54940062
>>54940062
>>54940062
>>54940062
baked !!!

>>54940063
I've been winning forever.

>>54933729
BTC also pumps every time a bank fails, and it's what we can easily use for payment, so I'd prefer it over stocks since I can easily buy anything with it using my CryptMi card

>>54935118
he tricked all you faggots into buying pepe, cashed out and he used those earnings to buy more TSLA shares to artificially inflate the price and to hire some stepin and fetchit CEO chick for cheap

>>54940379
>act your wage
I think she acts the way she does not because but for her wage - e-whoring

>>54935974
And then their noses, lips, eyebrows and ears grow at 6x the speed of every other race and then your 'grow a goblin' is complete by 35

>>54940195
I also just got that crypto card, and I like it because it charges no transaction fee

France core inflation increasing, even headline cpi 6,9 from 6,7 in april (if data not wrong, others say 6,9 april).

2 days german inflation from 7,8 to 7,6. LMAO, nothing happens. These people at the ECB have no clue what they are doing in regards to inflation. Their only goal is to save the states with their debt.

Spain CPI reaccelerated, LMAO
from 3,1 to 3,8%.

Still waiting on that "global financial crisis" you keep on about, bobos.

>>54940845
Who cares about that? There is a global slowdown that will become worse.

>>54939560
Better than niggers