/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for all in UVIX

analysis of this chart?

>>54931578
we're fucked

>>54931563
>baggies

My dumbass Corsair bags are moving today! Yes! Turn that huge unrealized loss into a smaller one!

>>54931578
bart

>bonds
>10k investment
>50 profit in two months
G-great, right guys?

>>54931563
return the slab

Go on without me bros, today I am getting well and truly fucked. This might very well be the worst loss I've had in over a year. Jesus christ

I should have taken more profit, now I'm bleeding and it can only get worse from here
Being stubborn is in the blood

>>54931578

RETURN THE GAINS

>>54931642
Go all in UVXY and you'll double your stack within 2 months when shit hits the fan

what would you anons recommend someone new to the stock market to invest in? i have about one thousand as of right now i'm willing to invest into something, any suggestions?

>>54931563
Eustace bagge?

>>54931578

CEASE AND DESIST THIS INSATIABLE SLURPING

Imagine selling your stock for 5% less than it traded yesterday because some random analyst demoted it from a buy to a hold.

PUMP UP MY JAM, I WANT TO SHORT aGAIN

I shorted the top of the VIX today. Looks like I win again

BBIG bros...NOT LIKE THIS, MAN

Just bought 700 shares of NUGT.
based or retarded

HERE WE GO

U-turn

>silver
Kek
Shiny rocks btfo by green paper

I have no idea what's going on anymore.

opened up two positions. hope my sl dont get triggered soon at loss.


also feels good to be out of watching daily moves. its just noise n fakest and gayest. i watch weeks so its better

>>54931668
Sorry m8 but I'm a europoor. ETH trading is prohibited here because fugg you. I thought I was safe in gold but for some reason I'm down 7%

the dump did indeed fail like all the others

>>54931774

>he fell for the tech safety trade meme
All according to plan

>>54931776
Buy high,sell low

>>54931728
>NUGT
looks weak, buy them around 43.5 or lower

>>QQQ making new local highs

>>54931796
Same as it ever was.

>SPY premarket
what's this pattern called? the three musketeers?

Who the fuck keeps pumping CARVANA of all stocks

>>54931787
how could this happen?

why is google up 500% today

>>54931796
Also what the hell is going on with his front brake?

Downward movement should be starting soon. Maybe I should sell some bear spreads.

i was promised a crash. where is my fucking crash?

>>54931818
loading up the bags too quickly

>>54931832
New pixel phone, m8. Clown market

Fuck all of you honestly

OMG REDDIT IT'S A PHONE BUT IT
>FOLDS
>IN
HALF

>>54931865
Hey, that's not nice.

Fake and gay

>>54931830
Fake n gay
Shit might look bad but Milkshake Theory.
The yuro central bank is starting to do paid shilling on instagram. Preventive damage control, it gonna go bad.

>Plz sirs, buy EURO sir. Help evropean village sir, do the needful sir....

>>54931857
>>54931832
People really love their spy ware this much?

>>54931884
Eurosissies...

eat my ass bobo you fuckign reatraded faggot

when does this retard pump stop we're in May and it's still going

Looks like we're in a Katz market.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7HvdHhgIjs

>4125
I can't take it anymore

RSI predicted all this

wow a nother free money VIX shorting day as the slurpers slurp the cum off the market's cock. I'm shocked

>>54931857
HOLY FUCK NEW PHONE WOW; PHONE WOW; APPLE MOST VALUEABLE COMPANY IN THE WORLD, PHONE COMPANY; WOW.

lmao, phones are poor peoples' status symbol

maybe AMZN does a conference too releases a fucking phone and says AI as much as possible? this should keep nasdaq up

>>54931949
It's still so fucking funny that /smg/ was mocking google's phone but they are up 12% since then lmao

>>54931961
they'll be down another 25% in a few months

>>54931961
It wasn't about the phone. They mentioned the holy word: AI.

>>54931832
I hate Boomers so much

>>54931970
so did you call it and then are you going to get puts ready? Or are you going to admit you don't understand the market

>>54931993
>thinks this breadthless pump is in any way sustainable or anything other than the bull trap to end all bull traps
>claims others don't le understand the market
this go'n be good

>>54931993
why would I short a market that hasn't shown a breakout in either direction yet dumb fuck?

>>54931832
boomers are just now realizing google is in a better position for the ai revolution than microcock

Anyone else starting a lil GFAI position? Seems like a good spot

>>54931662
Kek

Do you guys ever walk past you mailbox and be like "I cant deal with this right now" and then ignore it for a month, only to open it up one day and panic because there's lots of overdue bills and other urgent shit. Then you manage to take care of everything with a stresslevel that usually kills any other mammal. Then you ignore you mail again because you think "I cant deal with this right now" and the cycle repeats? Im trapped in this limbo...

>>54932083
I almost never get mail

>>54932083
yeah it usually coincides with bouts of depression.

>>54932083
no, all of my bills are on autopay.

>>54931563
This anon knows. Companies want to hold on to workers since the skills gap is so expensive to overcome. Plus we're not at the true recession yet, where credit has tightened and consumer spending actually drops precipitously "aka hard landing" which is what we'll need unless the fed wants the next year of 0.0-0.1% drops in MoM/YoY.. and think at the rate cores would still be at 3% inflation going into the election. Also if you had an IQ above 90, you'd know that inflation is half sentiment, people don't think inflation is ever going down, will keep inflation high.

I'm drinking my second cup of Twinings English Breakfast Tea with two cubes of raw organic cane sugar plus two little cups of Kaffeesahne.

>>54932083
I look at the mail box twice a day. Kinda like brushing your teeth. Don’t tell me about your dental hygiene, I already know

>>54932122
kek

>>54932083
I used to, but then I developed a paranoia of missing a jury duty summons and going to fucking prison. You should try it.

>>54931973
this is why I'm long on GIS. the new AI-crisps are going to be well received.

So we're seriously going to just go from one made up bullshit "crisis" to the next huh? Muh bond yields! Muh Evergrande! Muh Ukraine! Muh inflation! Muh bank crisis! Muh debt ceiling! God it's all so fucking fake and tiresome and very obviously engineered to be this way by the people who get to insider trade on information they themselves create

>>54932083
I deal with it then jack off to the dopamine hit from dealing with it.

What the FUCK happened after 2012 that caused American stocks to explode?

Crab city bitch, crab crab city, bitch
Ten ten ten twenty on yo titties, bitch
100 deep VIP, no guest list
T-Raw, you don't know who you fuckin' with
Got my other bitch fuckin' wit' my other bitch
Fuckin' all night, nigga we ain't celibate
Make sound too dope, I ain't sellin it
Bar fresher than a muthafuckin' peppermint
Gold lettermans, last king killin' shit
Y-young Money, Young Money yeah we gettin' rich
Got ya grandmumu on my dick
Bobo, you know what it is
Crab city bitch, crab crab city bitch
Crab city bitch, crab crab city bitch

>>54932117
Fake News alert. Sorry.
It's actually picrelated that I'm drinking a second cup of.
I suspect this 240 teabag pack to refill itself because I've been taking out teabags for more than a year now and it's still not empty.

>>54931265
you can set up to legally pay zero taxes living in Japan as a foreigner

>>54932180
ZIRP, baby. Let the good times roll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHlMjScUWpk

>>54932171
Pretty much all of it is theatre, yes.
Remember the "European winter energy crisis" that was going to happen with 100% certainty and actually didn't materialize at all?

Sava on it's way up to $200 as we speak.

>>54932171
Just short every single VIX spike from here until eternity. It's all fake and gay and it will all blow over. Literally all news is meaningless and would have no more impact on your life than if it were all algorithmically generated. Short the middle class, short volatility, simple as

>work part time security job at a bank as off duty bolis (W2 employee)
>just received notice that our position is being eliminated effective next month

would we qualify for unemployment benefits?

>>54932203
Yeah just like how the entire global economy was supposed to collapse by the end of 2022, and how that's now been pushed to this year. Retail is so overwhelmingly bearish, it just makes me wonder what would happen if all their retarded shorting was taken out of the equation

>>54932212
>algorithmically generated
It probably already is for the most part.

Why are we so red? Gold/silver ratio is up +3 today

What's the play if I want a 3% profit by the end of the year

>>54932247
>hat's the play if I want a 3% profit by the end of the year
GIC/treasury/bond

Is it just me or does the yield curve look worse everyday

>>54932240
anon, please

>>54932254
What if I like the thrill of watching the charts dump before getting to my expected profit

>>54932254
>>54932247
T bills get you 5-5.8ish now. Dont settle for 3%. State tax free too.

>>54932261
I'm talking about gold/silver ratio, not gold. Different trade entirely.

>>54932247
All in BIL

>>54932257
my honest opinion:
muh yield curve is meaningless in the paradigm of today

>>54932227
>retail is shorting
>retail is dipbuying constantly
What is it now?

>>54932247
Considering 4% inflation yoy you need a 7% return. I would try selling drugs or harvesting organs. Scamming dimentia ridden boomers might also get you close to 7%.

>>54932282
Why? Bond and the relative derivatives market are a huge hub for international trading. And in a sensible market, long term holds should reward you better than short term. Historically, the yield curve only matters when it inverts - and when it returns to normal is when shit gets bad.

Total economic collapse now!

>>54932299
>Scamming dimentia ridden boomers might also get you close to 7%.
so ETFs?

Got some bear spreads. Let's go down for a bit before the rebound.

>>54932303
If this works for you, fine.

My TA says I should slurp WYNN here

>>54932307
>ETF bad

>>54932305
I think the phrase you are looking for is T.E.D.
Total economic death.

>>54932307
Boomers(actual) are retired or retiring. They have zero savings, and will begin to liquidate their investments to feed their ideal consumer retirements. They aren't putting into ETFs, they're pulling out.

exxon/chevron good

>>54932350
so all in -3x etfs

>>54932316
My schizo chart lines are just as valid as anyone else's, and the longer anyone does something, the better we become

Buy puts

>>54932350
Yep. Been telling my boomer parents to sell their stocks.Not worth the crab market. Either spend it or put it into bank for rates. Way less risk, if some bullshit sudden crash happens. There is NO real upside momentum anymore.

>>54932377
Winged eyeliner is dumb.

>>54932240
explain

>>54932247
Money market fund such as SXVXX. Or an ETF like SGOV. Or just buy T Bills yourself.

>>54932410
It gets my cock hard

>>54932282
>famous last words

Noodles and Company bros not like this
>please buy my NDLS bags for more than I paid for them

>>54932428
This time is different.

>>54932377
How old is this person anon?

>tfw SPAXX 7 day yield is more than 5 year CDs at my local bank lmao

>>54931578
wow very helpfull, we can have a recession anywhere in the ball park of 1-10 years

>the economy is in a state of transition, not recession.

>>54932458
Irrelevant

>>54932465
Consider buying some puts on your local bank

>>54932484

>APPLE SUPPLIER FOXCONN'S Q1 PROFIT FALLS 56% Y/Y, WORSE THAN FORECASTS

BULLISH!!!!!!!!! less profits means less expenses...

!!!!!!!!!

>>54932490
see
>>54932222

worked part time security and its being eliminated...

>>54932474

Just waiting for this bitch to go down retests like $410.50 and bounces back up

>>54932474
>trans economy
Huh will it be okay?

>>54932473
>we are not in a recession right now
>we are not going into a depression
>the government-reported inflation numbers are real
>not the ones I see in real life
>the government's arbitrarily chosen inflation expectation number is better than their arbitrarily chosen inflation number
>this means soft landing
also
>the dow isn't down 25% against gold
lol
We are crashing so hard in real terms
Just wait until the normalfags realize that just because number go up doesn't mean purchasing power go up.
Hahah imagine that.

>>54932521
Unfortunately, local banking has no purpose at this point.
They played their part in the PPP fraud, that was their last meal.

The future is CBDCs and a centralized system of funding control for leveraged lending.

>>54931973
why have AI in the phone

>>54932474
>Even the economy is trans
what the fuck.

we had a bunch of thread during trading hours yesterday and now we're only at 2 and this ones dead
what the F*CK happened?

*inhales*
POOP
DIAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So which is it going to be while I wait on the dump caffeine bros? Just a basic cup o' joe or something fancy schmancy from the espresso machine? Maybe a cappuccino or a mocha if I can find the syrup

>>54932615
uh oh stinky

>>54932604
Because people are really fucking dumb nowadays and need to be told how to do things.
Anyone got that screencap of the guy rambling about how the end of the world would be like the Shining instead of Terminator? Because damn, the future really is starting to look like it.

>>54932619
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>>54932605
The future is female, it's time for history to end and herstory to begin.

>>54932644
It is owned by subversive jews.

>>54932377
name?

BYND will come back, right????
>>54932619
Those espresso machines suck dick.
t. gifted one as a wedding present

>>54932614

>>54932293
Unironically retail at-large stopped buying the dip last summer and went short more than ever

>>54932421
Gold/silver ratio (aka mint ratio) is a pairs trade between gold and silver. You short one and long the other. In the last few weeks it went from 90 or so down to ranging around 79-80, then it suddenly reversed up bigly.

>>54932619
>black rifle
How's your beard?
What ballshaving cream do you use?

>>54932651
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>>54932377
Stuff job on the right needs fixing, poor worksmanship on the video shoulda caught that in editing.

>>54932644
they missed a trick with that mug though. See the round handle? Makes it unusable since when you fill it with coffee, the weight of it causes the mug to slip downward through your fingers. My old lady uses it to run water through her keurig with
>>54932661
It is not as good as a real machine but it's close enough and saves me a lot of money not going down the street to the coffee shop every other day
>rubs hands
>>54932679
I only buy my ballshaving acoutrements when doll in pic related shills them on the daily wire. What I wouldn't do for a few minutes with those lips

>>54932671
What is that a sign of things to come when it does that?

>PACW
there are heavy slurpers with even heavier bags in this bread reading this comment right now

>>54932700
>saves me a lot of money
Fair enough.
>those pits
Lets get gooning, boys.

>>54932701
Nothing, just me being upset I missed out on an easy $400 win
>Ratio crossed my baseline
>Entered it
>Waffled around for about a week then exited at a $50 loss
>huge spike today
Many such cases

>>54932484
Dangerously Based and presumably cheesey pizza-pilled

positioning in regionals is getting bullish, I'd be careful here bobo

>>54932619
>Negro rifle
b r u h

>>54932728
>PACW baggies staying eerily quiet
SCHW KINGS WHERE WE AT?!?!?

>>54932524
Spy is going to $415... It's over bobros

CHUCK SHWAB
CHUCK SHWAB
CHUCK SHWAB

>>54932670
proof

How do I put money in the Treasury yield for 4 weeks?
Am I going to lose all of my money?

I bought more silver today

So small caps are just gonna go to zero huh. Nadsaq soars to infinitymillion and the Russell is worth about a quarter. At this rate I'll be able to buy the entirety of the small cap market with my next tax return. I'll be the CEO of 2000 companies and will still be laughed at by every TQQQ dca chad. THis is clown

>>54932802
cool blogpost bro

>>54932768
370-380 in august.

WE DID IT BIDENBROS, WE SAVED THE BANKING SYSTEM!!

i cant make money

>>54932800
1 month T-bill anon.

>>54932802
>I bought more silver today

>>54932820

Do you guys invest in India? They're going to be a super power by 2026 you should get in now

>>54932832
>Not investing in a 2024 target date retirement fund
I'll be retired in a yeah, baka don't know why more people don't do this

>>54932836
Hey, you're going to upset our resident biomeme poojeet.

>>54932836

>>54932836
I own VT so just whatever the market says they are

>>54932847
Do you think he invests in India?

>>54931578
>>54931652
Notice all the yield curve pull backs on the previous reaccessions. We haven't had much of a pull back yet of the yield curve inversion of there's still juice left in this tank.

>>54932836
You wanna know what's really fucked? The Indian nifty fifty outpaced the S&P since 2008 and was the best performing market in 2022 by a long shot.
>yeah, me too

>>54932836
status: redeemed

>>54932868
shitposting aside India has a huge amount going for it

>>54932864
No, because nobody hates Indians like other Indians. It's fuckin wild.

>>54932868
Grifty nifty

>>54932880
What do you mean? They look so happy together.
>>54932868
Super power confirmed

>>54932842
Why would I do this to get 2% when I can get 6% within 4 weeks for treasury?
>>54932832
Thank you I am very stupid.

What is the best root beer?

>>54932896
>6% within 4 weeks
Those rates are annualized, anon.

>>54932908
oilet bangs of course

>>54932908
banqs
lurk moar

>>54932865
The 2-10 year has been uninverting for the last three months. You would have to be an idiot or a liar to believe this.

>>54932920
>>54932925
stale meme
cringe

>>54932914
Sorry this advice I got from one random anon post.
https://ycharts.com/indicators/4_week_treasury_bill_rate ?

>>54932836
Fuck no. India isn't going to be the next China. It's going to be the next Brazil. Brazil peaked economically in the 70s and has never recovered since. I'm more bullish on Brazil and South America than I am India. Those countries have had decades to adapt to a modern economy even if they've done nothing but stagnate for decades. They're going to pump a bunch of money into India when most of the population are illiterate peasant farmers. Most Indians are dumb as shit.

Imagine ordering some plastic junk from India and you open the box and there's shit smeared on it.

>>54932938
>t. Virgil

Chinese stocks pumping 5% today just so they can do their standard 5% reversal dump tomorrow.

>>54932908
A&W root beer is the best, bro.

>>54932944

>>54932908
Bangs on the regular, but this shit on special occasions when I make a float

>>54932946
you realize India economy need to grow 4x to reach brazil level, So if what your saying is true then it's a easy 4x investment

>>54932908
bangs

>>54932976
Their brand of ginger beer is great, too. Thanks, cunts!

should I buy a 21sqm appartment for $40k? HOA is $225
Im seriously at my fucking limit, my rent is $800 right now and I cant even save up $1k anymore. I used to save $1.4k per month but now its down to $400 due to inflation.

>>54932946
>Imagine ordering some plastic junk from India and you open the box and there's shit smeared on it.
KEK!

>>54932938
buy an ad virgil. jannie needs to buy his hormones.

>>54932961
Amburgers and wootbeer.

>>54932971
But this is a 4 week treasury yield of 6% vs annually

Rootbeer is worthless, no caffeine

>>54932908
root beer is disgusting. I bet you like licorice too

>>54933012
Bangs has caffeine

well well well
another month of crabbing around 4100

>>54933008
Do you actually get that 6% in a month? I thought it was the annualized value

>>54932987
No? Are you retarded?
>I can't afford $800 dollars
>Should I spend $40,000 dollars?

>>54932987
eventually your HOA will be $800/mo. Buy a plot of land and put a doublewide on it for $40k

>>54932987
How many feet is that?

>>54933024
KEK no. you would need to buy 12 month to get the full apy

>>54933024
According to my link and one random anon post I saw in a different thread: Yes

>>54933035
about 226 square feet

>>54933024
Realistically you'll get less than the full value because you have to actively roll into new treasuries on expiration.

>>54932979
The Indian economy already is larger than the Brazilian economy. I doubt India will reach the per capita GDP of Brazil ever and Brazil will always be ahead of India on a per capita basis unless something catastrophic happens in Brazil.

>>54933059
>>54933036
>>54933041
Okay, or take a rolling rate 12 times throughout the year, which is what I expected.

>>54932619
I was told the owner is a kike and a man who worked at the company is suing them because the owner showed his dick to him or something

>all these people FOMOing into 1 month bonds even though the government is about to default
This is going to bankrupt so many people and financial institutions when the government doesn't pay, holy shit.

>>54932979
The Indian economy already is larger than the Brazilian economy. I doubt India will reach the per capita GDP of Brazil ever and Brazil will always be ahead of India on a per capita basis unless something catastrophic happens in Brazil.

>>54933031
where I am even property in rural areas, literally in bumfuck nowhere, starts at $100k.

SLURP THE DIP!!!! we are in a new bull market!!

BYE BYE BYE!!!!

no no no I meant:
I mean BUY BUY BUY!!!!

>>54933087
>government is about to default
they won't let it happen

>>54933087
>when the government doesn't pay
You seriously think biden will not pay?

>>54933087
>Everybody piles into bonds
>Pull it
>Oh no looks like you can't buy the dip :-)
Devilish.

>>54933087
Sigh I just want to make some money and feel something again. But I am extremely wary of the government.

>>54933087
Why would the US default when they can just vote to increase the debt by 2% or whatever amount is needed to cover the budget for the remainder of the year?

>>54933024
Anon, I..

>>54933087
imagine thinking the US government will actually default... you're so brain dead it's honestly impressive actually.

>>54933083
>the owner showed his dick to him
based

>>54932961
I thought they went under. guess they still exist some places

>>54933151
>2016 was 7 years ago
Do you think those people are here still?

>>54933151
the fact a buyer needs to exist is honestly scarier when I consider the absolute garbage options I sell weekly.

The market will actually crash when the US does not default.

>>54932525
41% chance the problem fixes itself

>>54933172
Something, something, fair price willing market participants.

>>54933087
I thought rising yields meant that people are selling bonds

>>54933122
>>54933125
>>54933144
>>54933161
People like you are exactly why they will default.

>>54933172
>He doesn't want to buy 0dte 4 delta options

>>54933194
>No u

>>54933194
Yes... This time is different right? lmao...

>>54933194
Default. Standard. Normal procedure.
I don't want the USD to be exceptional. It's the biggest currency around. I want it to default.

>>54933190
It does but with 1 month bonds the expiration date is so short it doesn't make much difference since you can just hold it a single month and get your money. Bonds getting btfo'd due to interest rates mooning is a concern for longer term bond holders

>>54933087
Not like you would lose your money you know, worse case scenario it stops paying for a few days while Biden goes around congress and mints a trillion dollars in coins or some other shit

>>54933212
Based

>>54933194
I guess there's suckers like you that get roped in every year when they make congress arguing about the budget into an apocalyptic event. They do this every year and the same shit happens except 10+ years ago they went full retard and demanded the US credit rating by being a few days late on bond payments.

is anyone making any money in this clown market besides gambling on meme stocks and 0DTE options?

>>54933206
>>54933210
>>54933212
>>54933239
The yield curve is always right. *Always*.

>futures
Commoditybros... we can't let the s*yboys win...

What does the market usually do when the debt ceiling gets raised? Should I just buy TQQQ?

>>54933239
he's not that far off if they have a technical default in June and US gets downgraded by (((Moody's))) like you said they did 10 years ago. market did a 25% drop or so

>>54933294
Yes, with commodity futures

mumu is a bull-to-cow tranny

>>54933297
That isn't mutually exclusive with defaulting... god you're so retarded.

The yield curve inversion is signaling recession, NOT government debt defaulting. You're so brain dead.

>>54933294
debit spreads on spy, soxl, and kre.

>>54933294
I'm buying treasury bills

>>54933331
You will soon see, reddit spacer.

Everytime a bank fails QQQ make higher highs!!

We should just get rid of ALL BANKS and QQQ will up to 900...

MORE BANK RUNS! MORE BANK FAILURES!

BANK FAILURES ARE THE NEW QE OF QE!!!!!!!!!

If you are bullish you want to see MORE BANK FAILURES!!

Remember been greedy when others are fearful. Be Fearful when. FUCK DAT. NEVER BE FEARFUL BECAUSE BANK FAILURES ARE THE NEW QE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54933352
Suppose this debt default occurs. What is your plan anon?

>>54933308
I think using leverage will be a mistake for the mid term. We're going to see possibly years of crab chop. We're still months away from "2%" and even when the fed starts lowering they're not going to be doing stimulus any time soon.

>>54933297
Oh yeah, also the highest yield was 1-2mo last week so...

>>54933382
Continue holding PMs and hope there are still enough financial institutions left standing to cash out my shorts.

what a fuckin crab day
bet it bounces off 413 again

What the fuck is GOOG doing?

>>54933170
I'm still here. The place was exactly the same back then except with more tripfags. /smg/ has always stayed the same.

So not even the big inflation data moves markets anymore. What the fuck does? What is this market waiting for? The heat death of the universe?

WTF WAS THAT

>>54933336
Can I get a guide? I have 200k maximum to put.

WTF WAS ThAT

>>54933493
>So not even the big inflation data moves markets anymore. What the fuck does? What is this market waiting for? The heat death of the universe?

why would continued inflation move the market? its still at 5% and the market is still going up.

awww yea baby
on demand crab killin services at your services

bobos back

>>54933512
>going up

>>54932186
>I suspect this 240 teabag pack to refill itself because I've been taking out teabags for more than a year now and it's still not empty.
The tea box of plenty. Blessed.

>>54933481
whatever happened to the samsung folding phone? did that ever make it to market?

>>54933532
yes my wife has one bc it's cute

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO SHIDDED??

>>54933515
lets go

>>54933417
well you're in luck because the government won't be defaulting. those financial institutions will still exist for you to cash out your shorts. Though those institutions will be fewer, and bigger.

Just so everyone knows the market could go on months like this before there's a crash.

>>54933528
I'll never understand tea drinkers. Tea literally taste basically like nothing. At least coffee has some flavor.

the market is healing

>tranny I interviewed at work and denied threatened to shoot up my workplace
Kek, stupid whore. Killing me won't make you a woman.

>>54933615
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY IS GME GREEN. THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Apfel worth 2.7 TRILLION.

People will buy that stock at any price, won't they.

>>54933597
>doesn't realize we have entered the 50+ year nikkei market

This market is a perfect storm of mental illness and corruption

>>54933616
Do Americans really?

>>54933501
BIL is an ETF that does all the work for you. Just buy that

>oil

>>54933622
People will drain their life savings to keep making their yearly iPhone purchase, it's insane

>>54933615
This is not health. This life support.

>>54933481
>innovation
literally the exact same thing that's been better executed by several other companies already for years

Yes we’re coming down a lot more. And yes you should short Halliburton if you aren’t already.

>>54933616
If you're in CA(probably because tranny) you can call the police and get him raided.

>>54933634
yes absolutely 100%

POWER DOUBLE HOUR

>>54933616
That's right chud

>>54933648
Buffett name dropped the iPhone in his annual meeting saying people would give up their second car before they would give up their iPhone
>he's right

>>54933636
why did it drop so much on 5/1/23?

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>>54933732
Nice.

>>54933702
>narcissistic personality disorder dot webm
>>54933720
>why did it drop so much on 5/1/23?
You're looking at the wrong chart. Make sure it's adjusted for the payout. You get a drip every day and ever 30 days you get a dividend for the amount of the drip over the last 30 days. None of that matters though. The upshot is in total return you get the interest rate on short term t-bills. See pic related

>>54933720
>why did it drop so much on 5/1/23?
That's the dividend distribution. It accumulates during the month and then is given out to shareholders.

>>54933702
>FTM trannies cry a lot and are easily upset even if they’re on HRT

>MTF trannies threaten others with violence and are wary of external threats even if they’re on HRT

SHGGYDGGY
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Give me some short ideas.

>>54933964
SVIX